Tim Rolls The Dice...

[@labratcircus]

I like how tim pretends he doesn't know that water is going to come out of the crap shooter. Priceless

[@frefremcgee9196]

N I L E W A T E R

[@Renville80]

spøøky kaylah almost an identical reaction to his being pranked (see "Tim tests his lungs ").

[@gabrielandradeferraz386]

@@frefremcgee9196 what is the deal with nile water?

[@Don-Keedik]

@@gabrielandradeferraz386 there's one where he shows vases and its a magical vase, go check it out its much better seeing it :p

[@alsocupcakes8885]

@@gabrielandradeferraz386 Not Nile water, water *f r o m t h e N i l e*

[@yousorooo]

The pencil dice is used on exam when you don't know which one is the correct answer

[@tahaistheboss98]

Oh damn i need one now!

[@seanmic1]

*slow clap*

[@york246]

because amine

[@12...]

But when do you have a question with 6 answer choices?

[@PatrikGluchowski]

Taha Ragheed You can make one easily..

[@mrzoozilla971]

Only Tim can get me to watch a 10 minute video about dice

[@joosh.e]

I dont know... maybe if vsause were to make one...

[@JustinKoenigSilica]

THAT WAS 10 MINUTES?

[@BassRockersPL]

True story Bro ;-D

[@chewie481]

search for grime dice here on youtube

[@Falcrist]

I don't know about that. I just watched about 20 minutes of video about the mathematics of coin flipping.

[@ce7315]

The Japanese erasers aren't actually meant to be used as dice, each side of the eraser is a different thickness and the numbers correspond to that, so you use them when you want to erase a line of a specific width. There's no harm to using them as dice though I suppose :)

[@Redasurc]

ImNxtmind that’s what I thought

[@toomanymarys7355]

How charmingly Japanese.

[@sovsordie4513]

I don't know how I didn't notice this first time watching it. That and the fact that they only have 5 sides anyway lol.

[@pnukup91]

10 comandments dice, roll what to obey that day. So on mondey I will nor murder and on tuesday I will love my neightbour. Good plan.

[@justmonica9253]

And on Wednesday I will respect the Sabbath...

[@Redasurc]

JustMonica ok that’s funny

[@mineman2142]

just dont love your neighbor too much, i think the bible says something about that

[@nikolajrasmussen9573]

@@mineman2142 Yeah, but you wont have to obey the commandment that day, so it's fine. :)

[@reio4641]

@@justmonica9253 it is Sabbath my dudes

[@Nyiddle]

Oh man, I really want an audiobook narrated by Tim. At the very least a short bedtime story. His voice is so gentle and soothing. Some unintentional ASMR type jawn.

[@jaxnean2663]

+Nyiddle agree, Tim has a great voice and style. he'll definitely make a great narrator.

[@brosdistroer8010]

Nyiddle ikr I would love if he did an audio book

[@lonzowestbrook562]

Nyiddle PHILLY

[@jasoncarswell7458]

The fuck is a "jawn"? Is that English?

[@crow8549]

@@jasoncarswell7458 it's slang from people in Philly, it's used for anything really that's a noun

[@cekdark]

4:12 "...and then you can decide which of the commandments should be obeyed that day, perhaps" haha Tim is the man.

[@BodywiseMustard]

Here I go killing again

[@KasabianFan44]

6:07 the solution to that trick is that you add the last digits together (this gives the last two digits of the sum) and subtract it from 50 (this gives the first two digits of the sum). For instance, the numbers on the table are 681, 657, 971, 543 and 960. You add the last digit of each number: 1+7+1+3+0=12. Then you subtract it from 50: 50-12=38. So the sum of those numbers is 3812.

[@hendrikhardeman9832]

It's German. On the box it says 'Blitz Rechner -- das Würfelspiel zum Jahr der Mathematik' Blitz = flash, lightning and Rechner = calculator Roughly translated : Fast Calculator -- the dice game for the Year of Mathematics (which was 2008 in Germany)

[@seanwilkinson3975]

The 100-sided "golf ball" is sometimes called a "Zocchihedron" after Lou Zocchi, its creator and another well-known dice and game enthusiast. I'd love to send Tim several kinds for his collection, like the wrought-metal dice with intricate Celtic knot patterns, the gemstone dice you roll instead of toss, the Dungeon Dice with faces that, when thrown and stacked together, form a tiny contiguous dungeon level, and the single massive die that rolls any dX spread from d2 to d30. They'd blow his mind.

[@willf.4590]

That "dungeon dice" thing blows my mind, for sure.

[@donaloflynn]

If you haven't done this yet you really should. You can get in touch with him via the contact detail on the Grand Illusions website.

[@ChickenPika]

I need to start collecting these dice for D&D purposes.

[@vladmirpootis2160]

Oh hey chickenpika cool i love your poops

[@Unluckydisires]

conall mulhern no context needed

[@vladmirpootis2160]

swifter alex i get it LOL

[@Glennwert]

I miss playing dnd. I need to get a group together.

[@dodec8449]

D&D with a die with the 10 commandments

[@Onlythebesttracks]

Those 1999 puzzel parties were wind. Everyone getting pissed on gin and trying to seperate the metal rings....Oww how we laughed.

[@johndough6793]

I imagine his home with 70s or early 80s furniture with a boxed shaped t.v and floral wall paper with tea whistling on the stove with a bunch of gadget toys from around the world on his coffee table

[@RokeyGames]

You forgot a dice. There was a brown dice somewhere at the front. It included just the normal dots like a normal dice, but the dots were not it their usual pattern, more to say, scrambled.

[@OhFishyFish]

D100 is quite useful in role playing games to quickly roll a x% probability of an event.

[@Mahrooby]

or you could use two d10, and not roll a golf ball

[@OhFishyFish]

I still prefer D100, it takes longer to roll so it builds tension. Also we don't use it that often so you know shit got serious when GM says "grab the big one".

[@ky-gp4sz]

+Mahrooby but that means you can't be 1-9

[@lucario3148]

10=0

[@ilikepie308]

Playing a game that uses a d100 system (Rogue Trader, Dark Heresy and the other 40k games) using that dice would take forever, so I think two d10s works fine! :)

[@Fuscao_Preto]

I used to roll the dice Fell [REDACTED] Hear as the crowd would scream ...

[@Tsuchi]

i knew i wasn't the only one

[@Milkyfresh-bz3to]

"I used to roll the dice..."

[@yallahhadeez]

Yes

[@CaIebwithaK]

The last one had a Nile water joke somewhere... What d'you think?

[@samtinkle9076]

😄 Sneak Nile Strike on Tim Rowett

[@Supermanohman]

Pewdiepie may have 30 million subs. But I guarantee he is not even 1/100th of those people's favorite channel. Tim has 200K and I bet more than half consider this their favorite channel.

[@Supermanohman]

So you have to take into consideration who has more REAL fans. Like if I met Pewdiepie, I might be starstruck only because he's so popular but in reality, I wouldn't value his input on anything other than gaming. If I met Tim, I would honestly want to hear what he said about things because he would have a unique perspective given the fact that he collects all sorts of toys. A man like that has to have a child's imagination mixed with the wisdom of an old kung fu master type guy.

[@Hdtjdjbszh]

Vic Vinegar most of the things Tim talks about I haven't any interest in, I just find his enthusiasm and joy infectious and keep watching

[@cristiansosa1512]

That's because most people are dumb. Whoever can stand that pretentious and annoying guy?

[@LoneSoul0742]

This is because Tim's channel has good content. Pewdiepie's channel is chock full of him yelling at the camera playing god knows what video game.

[@Supermanohman]

LoneSoul0742 My nephew is into watching that. Who wants to watch somebody else play the game? Whenever I had to take turns with my friends on the SNES or N64, I would constantly be saying things like, "Oh you better give me the controller because this part's really hard."

[@JAOOTPYKHA]

Tim seems like a delightful person. His videos always give me the warm fuzzys. I am really glad there are people like him in the world.

[@xnamkcor]

"They can be used as rubbers." I'm Catholic, so I'll just have to trust you on that one.

[@obmoder1]

What does that have to do with anything?

[@obmoder1]

Battezu I know that a rubber is a condom you idiot. I was just wondering why him being a catholic has to do with him thinking that triangular hunk of rubber could be used as a johnny.

[@xnamkcor]

obmoder1 You'll understand when you're older.

[@SlightlyOddGent]

A rubber is what we call an eraser over here in the UK.

[@xnamkcor]

***** Catholics don't make mistakes. We make miracles.

[@firebad0]

Jesus Tim I thought we lost you at the end.

[@megavidaeos]

I love it when Tim pranks himself

[@MadisonHagler]

Based on the last gag, Tim would be great on one of those over-the-top late night television commercials.

[@getsomebud]

"Not used in genuine board games..." Lol @ disgruntled Tim!

[@ItsRatedMForMarco]

Bro idk why but these videos are extremely addictive and i find myself watching every single video

[@ZeroDisturbed]

There's something relaxing about this guy.

[@Charlie-yg1nm]

9:50 i thought you was having a heart attack

[@JamezMartinez]

The water made me laugh my brains out.

[@MickeyD2012]

That pencil dice thing is genius. I bet there are a few prisoners who could use that trick.

[@justmike2944]

Makes the troubles of the world go away for 10 minits ....thank you tim

[@T4XFRAUD]

Tim feels the fear in his enemy's eyes

[@AgentClockWork]

I have one of those spherical dice somewhere, they're really interesting. Although it's kind of hard to throw though, because the ball bearing usually stays in one place due to its weight.

[@RydaliaAstora]

+AgentClockWork Nice edit, thumb up for you.

[@kosherkingofisrael6381]

+Ridalia where was the joke?

[@crunk1]

I live for Tim's little chuckle-smile at the end of his videos. I adopt you as my grandfather. Yes, that'll do quite nicely.

[@negreteemilio8464]

The fear on his enemies eyes

[@erichughes7878]

Love You Tim !! You Make Me So Happy !

[@anycompnat02555]

is it bad I read that as "horny?"

[@babyeater639]

Kyle Perkins no

[@lanerj]

Walked away from my phone for a second and heard Tim say "these are really rubbers actually" had to double check lol 6:33

[@monochromeboi267]

I think that Tim should refrain from using the words "Germans" and "solution" in the same sentence, because God knows what the KZbin poopers will do.

[@Tomfoolery13]

6:54 "That's the Japanese for you"

[@Nikioko]

He didn't say "final solution".

[@ancilodon]

+Nikioko Don't worry, the Poopers will make him say it.

[@ThePlamzJoker]

Thanks for the ideas!

[@DCVertigo]

Another entertaining video, love all the little bits and bobs you have. The two rubbers tho are not dice, they are meant for artists to use, different grades of thickness to each number.

[@Paulygon]

It could be dice though lol but it might be unfair due to the thickness

[@AdachiLover]

Tim use to roll the dice

[@mercster]

Haha I used to have one of those 100-sided die. For role playing, back when I was a teenager, oh gosh, 30 years ago :)

[@Ryusuta]

I'm giving this an automatic like because you correctly used "die" as the singular form of "dice."

[@McStebb]

*video mentions 10 commandments* *goes to comments* There's no shitstorm? I'm proud of you KZbin.

[@unfortunatedisgrace246]

7:00 a puzzle party! The most epic thing ever! I want too!

[@77ragnarok77]

Who else got addicted to this channel and watches literally every video from this channel that pops on their news feed?

[@Skaolloaks]

When I was a kid, we had this great little toy to use with board games that required players to roll two dice. It was a little plastic thing shaped like a sort of squashed ball standing on a pair of feet. The upper half was a clear dome. Inside the dome was a pair of little dice on a flat surface. To roll he dice, the player would push the ball down until a tiny suction cup on the bottom stuck to the feet. There was some kind of spring mechanism inside that caused the suction cup to pull away after about one second. The thing would pop up, flip over in the air and land on its feet. When it came to rest, you could read the dice. Our parents made us use it to play board games because we often tended to throw too hard resulting in dice rolling off the table and getting lost. I don't know what happened to the little thing. It's either packed away in a box in a closet or got sold at a yard sale.

[@theouterlimits7788]

Randomly discovered this guy. He has the same feel as Ross the painter. Puts me in a calm cool mood. Very awaome to watch.

[@Phowen]

Tim is great!, how he talks about the things like they can give you some added value, some special twist to the daily stuff, he for sure is a great speaker, surely he is a good seller...

[@aaroncoal28]

Only obey one commandment per day? that would be a scary world

[@Opuskrokus]

Maybe it's what command to break that day?

[@lokalnyork]

It's a scary world where You need magical rules to tell if killing people is bad or not.

[@tommytomthms5]

Local Ork And if those people pray to a different magical rule maker then its okay to start wars over it and kill millions of people.

[@readyrepairs]

right, because the current world isnt scary at all. I suspect if every person on earth specifically obeyed one commandment per day - that would net them one commandment obeyed per day over the current situation.

[@GiordanoBruno42]

Aaron Coal Not really, half the commandments (at least) are meaningless. I find it hard to respect any list of rules that puts "do not murder" after crazy nonsense like "do not take the lord's name in vain"... Commandments 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 are completely silly.

[@dawn8293]

How is it possible that this man collects every single kind of thing?

[@kin5678insane]

so the question is, does tim ever see the fear in his enemies eyes

[@fackingpos]

I can totally see Tim driving car like the one in the intro

[@cyberdeckcipher]

you should get a rpg dice set too, with 6,8,12 and 20 faces =] there's a lot of designs, some are made of metal or semi precious stones, quite intresting to a collection

[@zopilote7]

I love the concept of a 'Puzzle Party'

[@carlosnieve1225]

Tim used to roll the dice

[@maxtitanium223]

*viva la vida play aggressively in the background*

[@Nahtanojrepus]

The strangely shaped ones are totally fair dice. It's pretty impressive. They feature in a numberphile video

[@KabukiKid]

Those round d6 dice are even older than 20 years... I remember buying a pair back in the 80s at a gaming store. Fun novelty. :-)

[@christinavaughan8387]

The shadows of the round dice (I have a few of those!) made them look like Navi.

[@dvandersande]

I wonder if Tim could also feel the fear in his enemies eyes?

[@JainaSoloB312]

Hehehe

[@dvandersande]

@@JainaSoloB312 I appreciate the "hehehe" whether it was sarcasm or not.

[@zenoooooo]

I would love to show this man some of the monstrous tabletop RPG dice there are.

[@fatsasquatch4183]

Zeno, what the hell are you doing here.

[@zenoooooo]

avoiding playing tf2.

[@michael1234252]

I love the new intro.

[@Jojiwolfioriginal]

He has so many inventions it needs to be in a museum

[@noahmcadams9847]

He doesn't make them. He used to entertain children and has been collecting toys for about 50 years or so.

[@KasabianFan44]

I love the intro :P

[@eriadnaduca]

thanks for showing your collection! the german spheres and the silent dice were my favourites :)

[@FireGamer99]

Does Tim ever think to himself, "Hmm... an end table. I don't have one of those that squirts water in my face yet. Perhaps I should look into that."

[@SweetFreddieG]

Oh boy am I glad this came out in 2015 and not recently with the roll the dice meme going around. Oh wait. I think that's why this showed up in my recommended.

[@account6555]

Tim is the greatest actor, both voice actor and physical actor

[@immortalsun]

Always a pleasure to return to these videos :)

[@yourturningpoint777]

I wish I had that pencil when I was in grade school

[@efefe48]

Oh man Spoony had a video like that. About dice...and rants about dice...so many rants

[@wompstopm123]

*tim rolls the dice* *tim rolls low gravity* *tim is granted high jumps and slow fall for 2 minutes*

[@Dominian1]

The hubris of thinking that one could improve on a classic D6.

[@trtoastbrot4218]

9:49 water from the nile (Edit) wow i really got 143 like for such an Bad joke??Incredible. (Edit)Ok Nvm now i got 188 likes....thx i guess?

[@nathanvanderhorst6438]

omfg lol i thought the same exact thing

[@hardik373]

why everyone is mentioning nile? i dont get the joke:(

[@trtoastbrot4218]

hardik panday its a running gag from this channel.Just watch the Video called:Vases and Pneumatic toys

[@hardik373]

thanks man

[@n.itrogen]

TGBToastBrot 💤 😴 💤 😴

[@SoraKirin]

tim needs to get a set of D&D dice. some of those can get pretty wild

[@RushGamma]

This man has a collection of collections

[@AgentExeider]

the legendary D100, often talked about, joked about referenced but rarely owned by D&D players. I however actually quested for one and still have it.

[@cristiansosa1512]

The role-playing geek inside of me is going nuts.

[@leocush2653]

Tim displays his collection of math rocks.

[@Shamutus92]

No D4,D8,D12 or D20? Those should be easy to get.

[@chromzepher]

But there's not much overly interesting or quirky about them, which would be rather boring.

[@lyynhrt]

Hes just showing some types, not all

[@dropkickedmurphy6463]

D4, D8, D12, & D20 are easier to get in the Binding of Isaac than irl, if you can't order online crud.

[@SasmakToy]

HHAHA I really liked the ending Tim. That was funny.

[@certificateofirrelevance2412]

I used to roll the dice..

[@skewCZ]

We would make our own pencil dice at elementary school, if I remember correctly. Strange, I don't remember what we used them for, but I do distinctly remember using them.

[@immortalsun]

3:49 On today’s episode of Math Trivia with Tim, we learn that 100 is, in fact, the highest number. Tune in next time, folks, for some prime late-night math fun!

[@stardestroyer19]

I am familiar with the two weirdly shaped dice. I'm pretty sure they are actually fair as they are mirrors of each other!

[@stewedfishproductions7959]

If you mean the two irregular shaped, red dice with white spots (about 7.40 mark) - they are sold in joke and novelty shops as 'CROOKED DICE' (for a gag).

[@TechMechMen]

I remember seeing a dice at a book/joke shop in Japan that had 6 sides and they all showed different sex positions, obviously made for people who have trouble picking a sex position. I found it hilarious. I feel that Tim has the same thing but thought it was inappropriate and did not show it in the video.

[@kosherkingofisrael6381]

Yet it is appropriate for you to talk about it in the comments?

[@0.001mm_tolerancy]

@@kosherkingofisrael6381 Yes, it's appropriate.

[@zachludolph8154]

I wonder if that water was from The nile

[@adnamamedia]

I rewatched the last bit a few times

[@Aditya-wg3lp]

Tim’s last words will be “heh” but obviously he will never say his past words

[@shadowstalker1515]

This man is so heckin’ charming

[@loseyour]

Tim is in fact rolling the dice, 5 stars

[@GasparLewis]

I'm shocked that of all things you didn't include Sicherman Dice... which as a satisfied customer I'm SURE you must have at least ONE pair of sitting around SOMEWHERE.

[@TheLambLive]

"Rotate it and decide which of the commandments you should be obeying that day" - Badass. :-D

[@Internationale7]

I so want to go to one of Tim's puzzle parties.

[@jakeinator2005]

I used to roll the dice...

[@nicandknacksandseans]

At my high school in math class, we are not allowed to call dice "dice". They are "number cubes" because, and I shit you not, this is true, the word "die" or "dice" apparently "promotes gambling." That is the state of our education system. We can fall behind most other developed nations in math scores, but hey, at least we don't know what a casino is! Except we do...because of course we do...ffs.

[@828et]

I love your videos they make my day

[@pikachu-jf2oh]

I used to roll the dice

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

I recently saw an ad for an interesting piece of merchandise. You toss a ball onto a surface. The spring-loaded ball pops open, releasing a toy creature and inverting itself into a large six-sided die. It's for the Pokémon franchise; the idea is that two people can release their creatures, and whoever rolls highest, their creature wins the fight.

[@alwaysfallingshort]

That's interesting, do you remember what it was called?

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

BSG The TV volume was too low and I had just walked back into the room in time to see the ad. I didn't have time to turn it up, and it didn't occur to me to rewind with the DVR to check for more specific information.

[@putriscool]

I have one of those electric gyroscope ones from the beginning, it's pretty cool

[@yourlocalgermanstormtroope1679]

Thank you for dispensing you wisdom wise dragon

[@VKHSD]

a hot pocket shot out cheese on my hand and now i have second degree burns but your videos are good

[@samtinkle9076]

Ok