Tim's Condiment Clan

[@Dr0dd]

"Tim, could you please pass me the salt?" "Here you go" -hands over puzzle salt mill that you have to solve before you can turn it

[@RadarLakeKosh]

heh

[@Burair101]

“ffs Tim I just want some salt.”

[@scottbruckner4653]

Here let me pass you the pepper. **Let's a wind up toy go down the table**

[@johnny2003]

If you can’t figure it out...you’re not worth your...salt.

[@ender691]

I think only the top moves kinda like a 5x5 rubic cube bank I have

[@BubblesTheBard]

More evidence to support my "Tim is an ancient wizard" theory: he hasnt sneezed once the entire video.

[@brudoalken1178]

CycloneMetal i thought i was the only one😂

[@eraze5732]

Wizards dont sneeze?

[@omarbjn89]

He is from the Nile

[@MadMorgie6318]

That's *_really_* how the salt to pepper trick works. The reservoir is just for show.

[@ryedj707]

The grand wizard of the cool condiment clan (CCC)

[@sadbuttrue319]

0:26 "Covers all 9,000 tastebuds... Warm it up, aerate it. That cream; pure vanilla... That's a 10."

[@thevictimcard7065]

C r e a m v a n i l l a

[@kelpyg4711]

cream from the nile

[@Bender1]

@@kelpyg4711 That top note, mmm pure vanilla, sweeteners Thats a 10

[@loodlebop]

I hate that I know exactly what that's from

[@ThePianiolist]

**smacks lips repeatedly **

[@GalvanizedEntropy]

There's a really fun practical joke you can play if you have an opaque screw-top salt shaker, if the person you are pranking's food can be easily replaced. you pour into the shaker a little bit of vinegar, and then lay across the top of the shaker a paper napkin, on which you place a little baking soda. You then screw the top on and rip off the visible paper excess. When it is inverted, the vinegar soaks through the paper, meets the baking soda, and erupts surprisingly.

[@toomanymarys7355]

Punk American teens would just loosen the tops on restaurant salt shakers.

[@Tommo.]

@@toomanymarys7355 or shoot their school friend

[@whackyjinak4978]

@@Tommo. unfortunately you don’t have any friends, so we have to put up with you for a while longer.

[@unbindingfloyd]

Here in Texas, my grandma had egg salt and pepper shakers. Salt was a white egg and pepper was more of a tan egg. It was pretty funny seeing my grandmother shaking an egg over her food. I had no idea what was going on the 1st time haha

[@loodlebop]

I have those

[@peanutbuttertoast7742]

Wholesome 100%

[@R0bert0]

Very clever!

[@MrSorbias]

I think he should've taste it every time if it's pepper or salt

[@Tommo.]

THAT'S PEPPER YEAH *LICKS FINGER*

[@citizenofsillycity]

Tim is the Bob Ross of our generation

[@Andrew-zy5tv]

Bob Ross wishes

[@AZDeathMetal]

What a clever, original comment. :) Wow.

[@gregdude3]

Yea if you are 5 years old

[@goblinoide]

I hate it when people comment the same shit everywhere.

[@Suerte-fl2rk]

I think bob ross is the bob ross of my generation

[@EggplantsGalore]

*1:14** when you make a 12 year old mad on CSGO.*

[@SimulatedGoat]

Yeah pretty much

[@Bixen_Bings]

that's salt here

[@itsmonsta8614]

buckled

[@mhairi5195]

He's such a lovely old man speaking about what he loves. You hardly get this love and appreciation and effort into making videos now a days. I love you Tim 💗

[@alwaysfallingshort]

Tim sure does love his wobblies. Any chance he can, he puts them in a video.

[@angelcathairs]

I could listen to this kindly mannered man talk about toys and trinkets for hours. It's so pleasant and it eases my stress away

[@Brunoki22]

I bet having dinner at Tim's house would be a blast

[@alexeverett308]

I don't know why this turned up in my recommendations, but I'm very glad it did!

[@Dr_McKay]

Pepper from the Nile

[@CanalRadioMax]

Nile Pepper

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

Pepper for a while.

[@bonniethebox609]

S A L T F R O M T H E N I L E

[@TheSoundsInside]

Ben 😂

[@andymanaol8388]

Ben koi

[@ainleigh2244]

kill your friends by giving them what they THINK is salt but it's actually ARSENIC

[@obundeawiwi6668]

Ain Leigh *A R S E N I C*

[@RussellTeapot]

_A E R S E N I C S_

[@derpyturtlegaming6522]

A R S E N I C F R O M T H E N I L E

[@kkgt6591]

Lovely

[@skydragon3857]

disturbing

[@atmic9571]

His voice is just relaxing I always fall asleep when I listen to him

[@dominantwolf4593]

Always practice safe lunch, use condiments.

[@abluejayc3503]

Dominant Wolf this is so underrated.

[@ithrilzyne4542]

I once went to a restraunt where all the salt shakers were the hugging ones

[@momsspaghetti7693]

Ithril Zyne Not great for first dates.

[@noahberger8760]

Those wind up salt/pepper shakers are a great fun idea. Thank you for all your videos, Tim. No matter the day, you never fail to calm me and give me many chuckles.

[@johnnypopulus5521]

How is it that hi accent makes everything so pleasant & civilized. God loves you, Tim & so do I.

[@starlord7027]

I like to think that there’s no bin behind the table and Tim is just throwing his salt and pepper on the ground

[@kzop2847]

H E H E E H E H

[@enricobianchi4499]

H E H E H E H E H

[@ultrameijin9503]

H H E H H

[@PILOSOPAUL]

H H E H E E H E H E H E E H E H H

[@VeXGamingLSRP]

@ @@@ @ @ @@@@@ @ @ @@@ @

[@nenume00]

heh

[@shookya6976]

I hereby declare my life and inevitable demise to Tim's Condiment Clan, Deus Salt!

[@CanalRadioMax]

Hahaha!. You kill me with the "Deus Salt" XD

[@brudoalken1178]

DEUS SALT, CONDIMENT CLAN SHALL RISE 😂

[@jasonbaylor9865]

I love how he constantly tastes the salt and pepper to prove its real 😂

[@holographer]

Just found and subscribed to this channel. This is perhaps the best KZbin channel.

[@salmagutierrez4696]

" Oopsie daisy"

[@kelpyg4711]

only Tim can make an 8 minute video solely on salt and pepper!

[@shadowprogram215]

“That’s salt yep” Thank you for confirming, I wasn’t sure

[@Kreptic]

He lied, it was cocain.

[@CristiNeagu]

You could put salt (or pepper) in a Klein bottle... I don't think it's been done.

[@thefilmschlock]

That changing seasons joke is top tier

[@chao9111]

Absolutely love how he has a black/white piece of paper, to prove that these shakers do indeed dispense. Like were we doubting that?

[@NaugleClassWork]

Pepper

[@limonx6778]

6:17 This one is just amazing, I couldn't even imagine how to make these more accesible, I wish this type of acomodations were cheaper tho

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

Honestly the shakers embracing each other is something I would buy. Would really light up a table.

[@xXmahriXx]

some old lady was giving away stuff she didn't need and I went to see if there is anything I'd need. saw a small black figurine looking like some weird creeper which I thought its cute and I picked it up. I put it on my window faced outside so he would look out and guard the surroundings for some reason it always gave me a loneliness feel whenever I would look at him but only now at 4:06 I realized he is missing his friend ;_;

[@thecrowbarfoogle647]

The "salt becoming pepper" one reminds me of this picture I saw of two paint cans, one with red paint but a blue label, and the other with blue paint and a red label.

[@bbnshee]

All this salt has made me thirsty for some water from the Nile ... Heh.

[@ProxCyde]

Can we take some time to appreciate the effort of making part of the paper black so the salt would show up.

[@λαζαροςλαζαρου-γ7φ]

Hello from Athens, Greece. Your channel is excellent. It is unique and I really see the beauty of the old years that people had, and the child who was anxiously waiting to get such a toy from his parents on birthdays, etc. to be always well and make such nice videos with new gadgets.

[@andycollier1268]

2:40 "...And some pepper here.." *CRASH* Ahhh classic Tim and his abysmal coordination haha.

[@boneclawwalker3778]

I know he was once a stage magician but I always wondered HOW with his classic Tim clumsiness... it might have been the most unintentionally hilarious magic show ever

[@Random13]

I always enjoy watching your videos Tim, good job!

[@ToryuMau]

The "Embrace" salt and pepper set says more then what could be described in words. That's some profound message the designer managed to portray with something so simple.

[@FriggOff361]

Thank you for showing us Tim

[@jeroenvdbeken126]

there really is no need to proove there's salt and pepper in every single one of them... xD

[@inisipisTV]

Fascinating as always Tim. heh.

[@mynameisnothenry]

tim's videos lifts my spirit and releases my anger along with depression

[@iannickCZ]

I like how Tim demonstrate all pots, how prepare dark paper for white salt. And none of "used" pepper and salt was wasted...for sure

[@nocomprendo1409]

windup robot: "What is our porpuse?" Tim: "To serve salt, and you pepper."

[@malekelma3refa]

This kind man makes me feel so peaceful

[@haydenyork8414]

This man is keeping me from losing my mind my second Dad is gonna die tonight from cancer and I'm binge watching Tim... Thank you Tim.

[@joannegray5138]

I need those Rubik Cubes in my life, they're fascinating.

[@iambiggus]

Diners often have the glass shakers with the chrome lid that screw on and off. If you put a bit of napkin full of pepper under the lid and screw it back on, you get the effect like the last example Tim showed. Yes, this was back in my delinquent days, yes I was a nerd, yes we found it hilarious.

[@lemolea9571]

I came across the ceramic hugging salt and pepper shakers sealed in a charity shop a while ago and thought they were the sweetest thing and bought them on the spot. My boyfriend didn't think it was as important a purchase as I did but oh well

[@coitusergosum2447]

Kool Kondiment Klan

[@rustroomofdoom]

Kool Klown Klan *

[@grabern]

+RustRoomOfDoom *Killer Keemstar Klan

[@SomaCruz666]

Why do I get the feeling the kool kondiment klan wouldn't appreciate the shakers at 4:05?

[@thewolfhowlersyt5024]

Soma Cruz heh K.K.K.

[@pepperonipizza8200]

Burn all the sauces!

[@MotherSoren]

I read it as "Compliment Clam" at first, but got more confused when I realized it said Condiment.

[@samiamm5764]

Hi Tim 👋 I just saw a video for a Sony toio and it seemed like fun and you're the first person I thought to tell about it 🙂👍

[@opiekachak]

heh squad anyone??

[@3enjoy3]

Heh

[@nicholastrombone9899]

Heh

[@xbell123-theroadrippersexp3]

brain head HEH

[@ihaveswotebeforehaveyou5964]

Heh!

[@andrihusainsudra]

Heh

[@yellow9053]

I mostly watch these videos for Tim now. The toys are cool but no one can calm you down like he does

[@CronicasdeunaVilla]

This channel is just magic

[@spookayitsme]

Aww, Tim printed a black patch on a bit of paper purely so he could show us his salt grounds

[@Kreptic]

Wtf is that cursed profile picture.

[@itsapeacefullife201]

Tim's just got a big pot of soup under his table

[@aboo3216]

Hugging Salt and pepper, Now I need it, lol my favorite. I love the idea. Ty.

[@eronth]

Changing seasonings. Brilliant.

[@kumikovezina3649]

Tim tasting the suspicious stuff coming out of the cube... Yeah, that’s definitely salt, or is it...

[@bobiwasbi9918]

Imagine the gold mine he lives under with all of those old things! Astonishing

[@serioushex3893]

fred should just mail tim a care package of their entire product line. all the stuff they make is right up his alley, and it's free publicity!

[@brothgurlegion4229]

"Changing seasonings" genius!

[@birb3762]

The fact that the camera man has to watch this grown man play with condiment dispensers is great. I would just be mostly questioning him

[@hffhd5658]

Tim is my spirit animal

[@burmy1774]

We used to have the salt and pepper containers like the one of the couple hugging each other around my parents house.

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

I used to have the film can lids! Got them from a camping supply mail order company in the 1980s.

[@hellokittyfifi]

My mother gave me a hard boiled egg holder with a salt shaker built into it for Christmas. I mean it's not bad, I use it. It just reminded me of this idk

[@happysad2]

4.05 My mum and dad have those (though the pepper shaker is black instead of brown xx👍☺

[@Diana-wg1tm]

I had a man and a woman salt and pepper shaker. A man was pepper and when you turned him upside down and shook him, he would sneeze and when you turned the woman upside down and shook her she would say, bless you !

[@LuisLopez2]

I love reading the comments on these videos.... It's like an oasis of politeness, a snark-free channel and immune to internet malevolence.

[@greg_216]

You can't see it, but there's a steak back behind the table and Tim was slowly seasoning it throughout the whole video. 😁

[@jukebox8156]

with the one for the arthritis sufferer, you could put a secondary shaker upside down next to it for salt and simple label the sides, pepper and salt.

[@dr.inkwell1070]

I can't stop paying these at .5x speed😂😂😂🍻

[@Kreptic]

Paying, sure ok.

[@commanderlouie8921]

I love the last one Tim.:3 very lovely.

[@rosefeltch6313]

New cubers: Rubix cube Cubers: Rubik's cube Godsends: Rubik cube

[@RSpudieD]

I love how he just sends them off right out of frame.

[@custodeon]

*Tim:* "... from an American company called Fred..." *me:* sounds about right

[@TheSonicWafflez]

I've got the hugging ones but in White and Green. They're great!

[@sachinverma4757]

yup. I believe you Tim. Just regular salt and pepper. No drugs and stuff. Totally convinced.

[@TOYMOUNTAIN]

You are the purest man who ever lived.

[@phoenixx8963]

0:25 I thought he was eating fucken pencil shavings

[@aehints]

omg me too i thought it was sharpener :/

[@BradT44]

The Chaotic Phoenixx Ur Not On Ur Own I Did Aswell 😂

[@sugarpuff2978]

How is Grandpa Tim not sneezing from all that pepper? My nose would be streaming! Heh.

[@Kreptic]

Heh.

[@-throat-]

Heh.

[@askurmom1]

This og reminds me of bbc, or antique road show. Something like that

[@v11a03]

Who in their mind would dislike this video.

[@GrouchyGander]

Changing Seasonings... A brilliant idea.

[@ianvicedomini2648]

Fascinating collection

[@saintbobo3330]

God bless you Tim I hope you never die.

[@atacstringer8573]

I love the idea of the last two ones

[@Nickersons-Theme]

Another fun practical joke is you put salt in the pepper shaker and pepper in the salt shaker and when your friend has a look of confusion upon their face YOU LIFT THEIR DINNER PLATE UP AND HURL IT STRAIGHT AT THE WALL!

[@psychomrw]

That pun at the end was gold.

[@ringozeitgeist]

It really wasn’t necessary to prove that they each had salt or pepper in them. We trust you, Tim.

[@HumanGuineaPig247]

This guy will eventually have his own museum

[@FizzyK-45]

I actually want that Rubik's cube one because it looks neat.

[@SanaSamaha]

Did Tim really print a black box on a piece of paper just so we can see the salt?

[@thefilmschlock]

I guess you could say Tim is the Condiment King

[@veronicaravello-arceo]

Wow so changing seasonings....winter pepper and summersalt