Grandpa Joe when Charlie brings home the Golden Ticket

[@Carrieland]

I don't want to oversell it or anything, but Jaxon's performance as Charlie Bucket is the single greatest piece of acting that I've ever seen

[@DarkwearGT]

Why did u put a fake music note

[@maxmason5042]

yeah, Jaxon stole the show, Lachlan didn't really even try with this one

[@wiwwy]

ikr

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

Explain the music note. Now

[@Carrieland]

@@DarkwearGT not a fake music note, it's an OAC badge. Given to KZbin artist channels that post predominantly their own music.

[@huffletam]

Charlie: Finds Golden Ticket Grandpa Joe: EVERYTHING IS SALSA!

[@carjaroo]

😂

[@sebi4737]

XDDD

[@akamego]

I enjoy this call back.

[@danhurt5616]

OH MY GOD 😂😂😂

[@jessicaoyarzo]

@@carjaroo jJJJjJJJJjaaajajaja

[@isabellamorrison569]

“Its a piece of pen written on a piece of paper” -Arnold, 2020

[@evans_101]

I had to rewatch the scene to check 😂

[@CatholicZola]

Classic Arnold

[@jdh992]

Haha this made me laugh. Thank you

[@Naruto-vd5ke]

He's not wrong

[@andreyisinsane2162]

Lmao

[@eliash.6142]

Grandpa Joe in the bed for 45 years in the same place. Charlie: He's in there?

[@jordanfelt5978]

Yeah Charlie got a golden ticket. But we never said he was smart. 😂

[@KarenLeos91]

LMAOOOOOO

[@chihiro668]

Hahahha

[@Masada1911]

Plote hole!

[@h2oguy740]

It was 20 Years

[@olavivirta1826]

That's the most emotion I've ever seen in Lachlan's acting

[@err0r104]

Most energy more like lol

[@zerox020]

Lachlan was perfect for the role, well cast

[@GamerMoment_]

Wtf, for a second I thought I commented this

[@olavivirta1826]

@@GamerMoment_ There is 1 impostor among us

[@feltcnz7829]

"ive been bed ridden for 20 years!" *30 seconds later* "ive been bed ridden for 45 years!"

[@marinagemoftheseas]

How long was Charlie out?

[@elthepuglover]

Oh, you didn’t know? 30 seconds is actually 25 years now.

[@feltcnz7829]

@DenRaph what

[@Dinnyeify]

time flies

[@nderohan]

Plot development!

[@Smytguy]

Child: *Literally drowns in chocolate* Oompa Loompas: "FEEL THE RYTHM! THERE IS SALSA EVERYWHERE!"

[@kinghenry666]

Why am I the only reply to this legendary comment

[@Smytguy]

@@kinghenry666 Cause you are the chosen one!

[@meismonica9189]

kinghenry666 lol not anymore. But the oompa loompas though 😂😆

[@albuspercivalwulfricbriand1927]

I know a great comment when I see one...

[@meismonica9189]

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Albus Dumbledore, you’re alive! 🥺😄

[@Silverheart575]

I am starting to think that this whole video was made to show off Lachlan’s athleticism.

[@enjoyoutside]

Fine with me 🥵

[@monke980]

what athleticism? he's been bedridden for twen-fourty five years

[@anonymousdudet6489]

Lmao

[@michaelmaughan2441]

No it was to show off how hot the mother was

[@kknockouts]

@@michaelmaughan2441 y e s

[@tarniejones2582]

"It's a piece of pen written on a piece of paper" I lost it

[@4cqker]

"Tuck me in once more" is the most sombre line y'all have ever written and performed. Oscar worthy.

[@swaggerdagger8976]

I read this while it happened in the vid lol how does this happen so much

[@jos3phmcgrath]

Dude idk but it happens to me on a daily basis and fucks with my head

[@TheRealSparksy_]

bloody priceless

[@mysticaltree445n9]

I don’t remember Charlie’s mum being that attractive 🥵

[@Alex-mo5fv]

MysticalTree445 N LOL ME NEITHER

[@shadcoe5326]

Bruh...lmao

[@amasterdaone2316]

She making me act up 🥵

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

She be looking wayyy better

[@Connorhatcher13]

She got me feelin some kinda way

[@inphulse9865]

“I have the golden ticket” starts doing barrel rolls

[@DesJuice]

Yeah that's in the video congrats 👏

[@willcooper5389]

Speaking of golden, did you see the subtle gold play button flex at 1:28

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So the cure for arthritis is the golden ticket.

[@طلحةدلايغ]

I have been seeing you for years on different videos 😂 just wanted to say hi 👋🏻 (in the comments)

[@fredericchopin6445]

hi, just seen you 1 mins ago

[@kayleec.361]

Then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

[@Kayleb29]

Your everywhere I have seen you for way to long

[@thomasdanstrom4254]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache yeah, but what about arthleftritis?

[@shawaam]

Imagine a whole movie with this solid acting, it'd win Oscars.

[@chris.breadz]

And the amazing camera work is world class

[@professionalyusukesimp]

Not to forget the incredible budget

[@joshuabrackenbury5357]

@@professionalyusukesimp it’s genius. I million dollars budget. 20 dollar in expenses. That sound like big profit right there

[@I3ATTLE05]

Clearly

[@ashadeofstupid1329]

Thumbnail looks like he undid his Australian Harness

[@elik.8478]

Your channel is beautiful.

[@orereo2328]

Underrated

[@shadowspider4140]

Genius

[@lavenderstarzzz]

Uh oh

[@theliopleurodon]

This is so funny

[@abdullahx4908]

Lachlan: Hits the top of the door Jaxon: *w* *h* *e* *e* *z* *e*

[@Korrupt27]

They aren’t in this video It’s grandpa joe and Charlie

[@hillerychan9483]

2:19

[@peter-shauntyrell5613]

It's called a lintel, fyi

[@IllHandleThis]

tizzer65 That’s actually super interesting. Always love learning what things are called. Thanks!

[@ahhh8092]

child: literally dies oompa loompa’s: *cha cha real smooth*

[@misosceles8613]

*Oompa loompa doopadeedo

[@nicoleliew6804]

a wise grandpa joe once said, “Charlie buckets, my dear grandson.”

[@e12noyxaa75]

Nice Metapher

[@marcomarek9190]

I love how they don't even act like they have a high budget

[@arcd111]

My parents: “What did you do today?” Me: “I moved my neck once”

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Family in poverty Grandpa Joe: _"I sleep"_ Charlie gets the golden ticket Grandpa Joe: *"Real shit?"*

[@nathankenji2855]

Hi dio :3

[@nathankenji2855]

Hi dio :3

[@pinkiewinkie5936]

Lmao

[@aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11]

*Grandpa Joe, the real villain*

[@afga7551]

yes

[@otherssingpuree1779]

I just watched the video and I feel it now.

[@ringofasho7721]

Lol, in America we have an even more evil grandpa Joe. But instead of his arms and legs not working, it's just his brain and mouth that doesn't work

[@hanna_en_renee]

@@ringofasho7721 I mean everything is better then the last president

[@ringofasho7721]

@@hanna_en_renee Inflation? Gas prices? Crime? Border crisis? I understand that you're a democrat and it's your opinion that things are better, but our economy is objectively way worse.

[@vishnusankar751]

Grandpa - ' I've been bedridden for 45 years'' Charlie - flashes ticket* Grandpa - 'We move at dawn biches'.

[@its_a_zany_day10]

Find out the gold ticket was fake Grandpa Joe: "paralyzed again" "I can't walk Charlie what kind of bed ridden Don't you understand!"

[@crazybot1123]

Lmao

[@zt4923]

“I’ve been bedridden for 20 years” 10 seconds later.... “45 years I’ve been in this one bed!”

[@paris3612]

no one: arnold playing a woman: oH ChaRlIE yOU'rE hEre

[@lazarus9353]

Grandpa Joe: *paralysed* Charlie: I found this golden ticket Grandpa Joe: *paralysis cured*

[@lxst7602]

Charlie: the ticket was fake Grandpa Joe: *paralysis 2.0*

[@unlikelysalmon786]

@@lxst7602 paralysis 2: the electric boogaloo

[@walterzamalis4846]

I met Jaxon again last week, when I was canvassing for the Liberal party in Muarry Bridge. I got lost and wandered down to a magnificent outback river that basked in a golden viridescence, hoping to follow it upstream to find land, when I saw him- completely naked, covered in powdered white chocolate, standing ankle-deep in the stream. The whole world in all its natural essence seemed to zoom forward on his face, as he suddenly noticed me. Upon this moment, his eyes lit up, a fiery blue- and now begins the chasing. I ran for my life, discarding my Scott Morrison propoganda as my heart was torn asunder by Jaxon’s pursuit. I galloped, jumped, tripped and arose, before coming across an abandoned farmhouse. I decided, as any rational visitor to Australia would do, to commandeer it as my own as I hid from a 19-year-old man hellbent on cutting down his past like savage, but ultimately feeble buckwheat. After disposing of Meredith, the old woman who resided there, with a blowtorch and some mango-scented tampons, I crawled into the dumbwaiter of the farmhouse. Even if I felt safe, by dawn I had developed several spasms in my leg inside the cramped wooden box, barely one by half a metre; and I was hyperventilating. Eventually I recalled I had on my person a book of Vietnamese army meditation techniques-I attempted to retrieve it from my back pocket post haste. But as I did, a cold, pale, wet hand, the texture of a dank sardine, gripped my arm with a sensation of passion. I was frozen in fear. Turning my head gently, I saw the face of Jaxon. Delicately, he held a Liberal party flyer, covered in his spit. *”You forgot this, my darling”* I am never going to Australia again.

[@hamerstudios]

Oh god

[@acronixnimitz6292]

yes

[@rhiannabarker165]

'mango scented tampons' killed me😭

[@y0h0nk27]

all the while standing upside down! magnificent indeed

[@theturniptress805]

What were the mango scented tampons for though?

[@rakadoni8403]

I love the aggressive "HOW'S MY FORM CHARLIE?" 😂

[@ianhary1918]

darcy’s performance, it brought me to tears, i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything better

[@sapodilla25]

CELEBRATIONS

[@kritin4946]

There was a legit chocolate ad before this video started. Not even joking.

[@Paxep_]

Same

[@TySama0]

You must be kidding.

[@aqwrindi9682]

bro if u watch a video about slurpies ur going to get a ad about slurpies because they think u like watching slurpy videos

[@varin9066]

That's a lie just like the white golden ticket. It's a golden white lie.

[@jazzling]

@@TySama0 Considering 30,000 people have watched the video, it's not surprising that one person has coincidentally got an ad for chocolate. Also, as Vsauce once said, coincidences are incredibly easy to come across if you look hard enough.

[@janithadharmabandu9663]

I love how casually Jaxon was acting, compared to the others with accents and costumes etc.

[@saltsayssoup]

"I haven't bumped my head on the wall in a long time" Nice cover up 😂

[@theyearwas1473]

Darcy chuckled hard at " I am bed ridden once more"

[@mranglers566]

I love how they can't even hold back their laughter in these skits 😂

[@NAMBAPIANO]

Wins lottery ticket. Grandpa joe: OUR lottery ticket

[@pooboy6073]

“I have been bedridden for 20 years”

[@blackpearl2341]

45 years!

[@hannahratsch8988]

Grandpa Joe: I’ve been bed ridden for 20 years. Also Grandpa Joe: It’s been 45 years

[@kaldogorath]

Character progression

[@spencercostis4675]

Charlie: "I found a golden ticket" Grandpa Joe: violates the Geneva convention

[@thatguyintherain3168]

This made me exhale

[@jamigrace720]

"I moved my head once" Ah nice, bit of oscillation in the neck? "Yeah it was nice"

[@aflcardcollector3962]

Video ideas: Every kid during a maths test Every kid when the teacher walks out of the room

[@BillyWunebuger]

Or the kids in the hallway during a test

[@leahcimnespi7028]

Call of duty lobbies in high school

[@fakermakerprops3948]

I want to like this but it has exactly 500 likes, I can't make it 501

[@Dante-ui5xu]

when you been collecting disability payment for years illegally.

[@DastardlySnake]

Way of the road

[@ravebellrock]

@@DastardlySnake fuckin' way she goes

[@krishnasingh3212]

Grandpa before seeing ticket: Scrawny old wrinkly grape Grandpa after seeing ticket: Anime old man

[@danielduane3614]

“It’s real, it says golden ticket on it.” Damn so it really is real.

[@kdavie45]

I like how the mom straight up fondled the “golden” ticket in the beginning but waits to reveal the fraud

[@randomname285]

The whole thing was a ruse coz they suspected gramps was faking it

[@mrfahrenheit8417]

Grandpa Joe is every 5-year-old when they have to go to school

[@maccasrabbit2331]

Charlie has golden ticket Grandpa Joe's legs: It's free real estate

[@kdavie45]

Grandpa Joe: I haven’t moved in 20 years.. Grandpa Joe five seconds later: PARKOUR

[@joeldavis8507]

It's incredible how Darcy nailed both the role of the mom and the golden ticket

[@benvonderheide6591]

This might be one of their best videos. The acting, the stunts, the script, it’s amazing.

[@thefirstdeadlyd]

Me when i wake up in the morning on a school night: 'I am once again bed ridden'

[@SkitzLewiss]

Jaxon mate youre looking in shapeeee dont think thats going unnoticed

[@jasminemoverley-bonne6684]

Charlie: Since when did you know how to skate grandpa?! Me: Since he owned vans

[@Inflake]

I wanted to rewatch this movie but this video is enough for me. Thank you

[@danielm8855]

Even the door frame couldn't stop this masterpiece

[@abdullahx4908]

Grandpa: “I have no movement in my body and cant even move my neck” Charlie: *holds golden ticket* Grandpa: *i like to move it move it*

[@kritin4946]

Me: watching this in bed Outro: is played Me: drops phone on face.

[@Charlotte-pn9fc]

Me thinking while Lachlan is jumping: He's gonna bump his head. Lachlan: Bumps his head

[@christinawatkinsyoutube]

this sent me hahaha

[@angusredfern7952]

0:52 wAs tHAt a KNoCk oN ThE dOor The voice cracking level is unbelievable

[@zemptyfn_6411]

the monotone face expressions just make it pure gold

[@pattap2583]

Like how they couldn’t even be arsed to paint the ticket gold

[@dontbotherme-asnc]

Proper Australian effort there, any more and you get asked to leave

[@springledingle8183]

"the place down the road" One of the great aussie slang phrases

[@samanthacostido7823]

I spit my coffee out when grandpa hit his head. Haven’t laughed that hard is so long 😂

[@abnormalee93]

Lachlan did more movement in this one video than I've done in 6 months...

[@VoidMySoul]

“Tuck me in once more” Lmao 😂

[@airnyba3346]

Nobody: Charlie: mum I’m sick of chocolate

[@Dontlookatmyprofilepicturee.]

AiR Nyba how is that possible

[@airnyba3346]

I know right 🧐🤨

[@yowatchie]

I just want Jaxon to inherit a tim-tams factory.

[@qtaro-7097]

Charlie: *gets a golden ticket Grandpa Joe: *EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING* 🏃‍♂️🕺↖️⬆️⬇️↙️↘️

[@charlilymo192]

"I've been bed ridden for 20 years" "20 years too long" I knOw

[@Letmb]

i always come back to this video

[@cornell_are_i]

Lachlan's default "doing an accent" accent is South African, every time!

[@matthaeusrex5627]

Jaxon: Weed Lachlan: Cocaine Darcy: Valium

[@callumfoxvlogs]

Should have had a line at the end saying. "You dont even like chocolate, you're lactose intolerant Grandpa". And that's why you should hire me.

[@williamvarga265]

Lachlan's acting is getting better and better

[@BrunoJaureguiMusic]

I love how their videos are not scripted at all they just go for it and somehow are good

[@sammybrosnan62]

Why does Lachlan sound exactly like he does in the salsa video?

[@ballingpopefrancis]

Sammy Brosnan, Who is Lachlan? All I see is Grandpa Joe

[@user-tw4bt2mq4o]

When ur to poor to have yellow paper:

[@stardustsarah]

Legend has it, he's still bouncing around to this day

[@CamoSquid]

2:16 I can't tell of that was intended or not, but if not, I love how they just improved that into the scene😂😂 and the sound it made too, I'm in tears😭

[@WackyFolf]

That jump into the door frame sounded incredibly painful

[@benjobonjo]

When you’re trying to secretly watch the video then you just hear “DON’T HOLD BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”

[@soph8160]

"how you going father?" "I'm good daughter i- i can't move"

[@rl3740]

1:50 : My mum when she catches me talking sh*t about her

[@AlanCanon2222]

OMG "He's in his usual spot" and the single-camera shoot. Genius!

[@bcubed7899]

This could have stopped so much sooner and I'm so happy it didn't. I was literally crying

[@elakazmierczak4864]

I literally watched this movie 2 days ago. Astonishing sense of timing.

[@kodmoecoins]

Free trial: **exists** Me: Hell Yeah! Free trial: enter your credit card details Me: **slowly back away**

[@erythroblastosis10]

Lol true tho

[@MattRosvideos]

back in the old days where the golden tickets were white

[@Alex-mo5fv]

Matt & Ro's videos yea cos everything was black and white in the old days

[@drunkdunc8738]

And everyone had gold teeth

[@MattRosvideos]

@@Alex-mo5fv YOu got it bro

[@MattRosvideos]

@@drunkdunc8738 the golden aage

[@Alex-mo5fv]

Matt & Ro's videos yep there was no colour just black and white

[@jeffjefflover]

The end song sounds so fucking accurate at one point I can’t tell if it’s the original or not. I can’t stop listening to it, it’s a wonder to behold. Also Jason is quite good on the spoons.

[@arielgreen1122]

Yayyy a new fairbairn video! I needed this so much, today I had my first day at school and it was the worst.

[@arielgreen1122]

@@APerson-iq3js aww thank you so much! Needed to hear this. Take care!

[@charlilymo192]

charlie: i found a golden ticket *hands over a white ticket that says golden on it.* his mum:*seems legit*

[@krazed0451]

"I haven't thumped my head on x for a long time" said no tall person, ever.

[@XrayTag]

Charlie: "I found the Golden Ticket!" Grandpa Joe: "It is today that i have decided to become an acrobatist and an athlete"

[@ThatChromebookPlayer]

The first video I watched in the holidays. I don’t regret it.

[@personmcguy3810]

3:06 grandpa is still obviously not well, hes sick af

[@mysticaltree445n9]

Grandpa Joe really out here doe.

[@defkaiden]

I click Fairbairn Films has a sponsor: THIS VIDEO IS SPONSERED BY SKILL SHARE It scared me 😱

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Me when my company asks me to come to office instead of working from home

[@Listenimtooshyalright]

lol

[@smellybutthole8789]

3:19 Darcy: "it's a piece of pen written on a piece of paper"

[@doofussandwich1115]

the fact is, he yodelled through that whole thing and that is highly impressive