Grant vs. The Computer

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CAST
Grant O'Brien
Mike Trapp
Rekha Shankar
Jessica Ross
Katie Marovitch
CREW
Director - Sam Geer
Writer - Mike Trapp
Producer - Francesca McLafferty
Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
Director Of Photography - Carter Ross
HMU - Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BotTown Sound
Editor - Sam Geer

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[@AxxLAfriku]

i like it even though i am the most unpretty youtuber in the universe

[@conkerlive101]

Fucking got me again every time I think I know how it's going to end and then you do the ol switcheroo

[@jacobrodriguez3712]

Is there an iOS version yet? That's pretty much the only thing stopping me from subscribing me from it. EDIT: just checked and there is one. No need to answer my stupid comment.

[@p4l4d1n7]

missed the chance to use Nick Cages lines.

[@satyaranjanrout6735]

Does grant uses lipstick?

[@mediocreandworse59]

This sketch was accidentally uploaded because Grant didn't know how to operate the channel account

[@dropout]

The fact that this channel still exists is proof he doesn't have the password

[@RoboHobo9200]

@@dropout ….delete CH and blame it on grant

[@steveasare6135]

@@dropout which one of you said that

[@zanewatson1472]

.

[@umcThunder72]

@paul Lombard they aren't going to just give you the password then you would be able to get into it and mess with it

[@Jonbutter]

Trapp: something's missing here... [writes "and then a Beehive falls on Grant's head"] Perfect!

[@jessbragg1]

when actually they weren't missing anything at all, the laptop against the wall was Perfect!

[@Jonbutter]

steph g the beehive was absolutely necessary

[@cheekybabe666]

Pretty sure it's a callback to a previous episode where they were pitching bad ideas

[@erazure.]

cheekybabe666 no... it’s to the one where Grant gets a beehive stuck on his head...

[@HelgaCavoli]

@@erazure. , I missed this somehow. I didn't get the reference.

[@zarbixii]

Trapp is just bullying Grant at this point

[@Cornsnizz]

grant is bullying himself

[@thepaladxn7802]

Grant is Trapped in DarknoooOH MY GOD YOU GUYS SEQUEL TO TRAPPED IN DARKNESS WHERE GRANT FINALLY LOSES IT AND KILLS TRAPP

[@callmeyourdai5y518]

plot twist the 'Katie is writing sketches about her Coworkers' is a passive aggressive sketch about Trapp writing sketches about his coworkers.

[@GoulashJosh]

He's slowly eliminating all tall people on CollegeHumor.

[@memoowo]

@@Cornsnizz Trapp wrote this tho

[@babydollface]

Pretty much all the writers have written a sketch about Grant at this point. Grant is like the College Humor mascot lol

[@pignna]

Not anymore :(

[@tuxedobird]

pignna28 What do you mean?

[@inihccecb1924]

@@tuxedobird grant and basically everyone else got layed off from college humour

[@hotsauce-ud1by]

inihccecb good lie, you can just check the most recent video and see everyone there

[@ElMoss64]

@CD 2021 They haven't got their jobs back as such, they're on terms and working on a sketch by sketch basis but none of the cast members have been rehired since the dismissals and likely won't be for a while now if they are

[@Shalkar]

...and this is why the loaner laptop has "DO NOT THROW" on it.

[@Scintillate9]

that........would make sense

[@ompatel187]

I thought that was about Trapp’s laptop being thrown in the best burger sketch

[@alastorbutwithagun]

@@ompatel187 probably a mixture of the two

[@PixelBytesPixelArtist]

0:41 Raph and Grant have the same language of love aparently

[@naptimegaming1347]

I love this comment

[@kenneth2519]

Lol do it like a pac man

[@benjidavidoff3784]

Lmao

[@vee8101]

If there is one thing the CH fandom remembers about Raph at the end of time, I hope it’s this

[@samotoole7712]

@@vee8101 I'm out of the loop, what are we referencing?

[@callmejoe8594]

I like how everyone looks annoyed or pissed off, but Jess just has a look of concern.

[@lealta1481]

She's the mom of the group

[@jodyb1095]

I love that Trapp looks annoyed, not because of anything Grant is saying, but because it's distracting everyone from getting work done.

[@friskypony7436]

Disclaimer: No laptops were harmed in the making of this video.

[@amandahigirl]

No grants were harmed in the making of this video

[@asdfghjkzzxcvbn]

Yes laptops were harmed in the making of this video

[@snoopzdoopz6806]

I beg to differ

[@DontCareDm]

Disclaimer: Some laptops might have been harmed in this Video

[@randomguy8476]

I highly doubt that

[@gretaburton8371]

My favorite part is how every other person in this sketch is nearly completely silent. Just silently judging him.

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Grant is so tall he can’t SEE the computer

[@Crazelord91]

Grant has shown the desks can actually rise pretty high, so that's no excuse

[@justyouraverageweebwhocana2924]

But just how tall is he?

[@sarameiwayne2816]

Just Your Average Weeb Who Can Accept Opinions, 6’9?

[@camibuglione8845]

I don’t know, katie seems to be taller

[@bluesailormercury]

How tall is Grant anyway?

[@coleast1]

I like the Grant the Idiot videos almost as much as i like the Katie the Druggie videos. Almost.

[@samadams8533]

Don’t forget the Trapp Psychopath ones!

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

I dont like the Grant the Flaming Homosexual ones tbh It conflicts too much with other Grants

[@aidinroe4537]

The best are the altered realities like "how tall is grant" and "is grant Keith from buzz feed" they make absolutely 0 sense and I love it

[@jaschabull2365]

Yep, nothing can quite compare to coke-fiend Katie videos. Well, maybe crippling-anxiety Katie videos. But then there's coke-fiend-with-crippling-anxiety Katie videos, and absolutely nothing compares to those.

[@MrZAP17]

@@DatBoi-mo9vc But Grant actually is both bisexual and sexually adventurous. He's just exaggerating his lived experience for comic effect.

[@venuskogane5466]

I think everyone's silence just makes it worse...

[@JustinY.]

Basically when an immovable object meets an unstoppable first.

[@minecraftshieldworshiper7776]

force*

[@stevenstevenson9365]

Justin Y. Why always so unoriginal?

[@XplayerX3]

If i Comment on your comments do i get likes?

[@shayantehrany8295]

Justin Y. Go get some sleep man

[@frostyfloorz628]

Justin Y. Lol

[@kenneth2519]

The desperate face of grant is so real i can almost feel his pain and embarrassment

[@MrNotThatFamous]

i once had porn from twitter just start playing mid meeting

[@AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg]

Why are you on Twitter during the meeting....

[@XplayerX3]

Whats was the porn like?

[@dropout]

you know there's other sites for that right

[@AuroraLalune]

@@dropout None of which one should be on at work. Could you imagine? Most workplaces track what sites you go to. The ways I've heard of people getting around this are hilarious if a bit dubious. More so when they fail. Could you imagine having to explain in "reason you were terminated" having to tell the next person "accessed porn at work" lmao

[@Brandon11746]

@@AuroraLalune hahaha

[@hangezoe4988]

call me a sadist but all my favorite collegehumor videos are always when grant gets humiliated lmao

[@theflameingredpanda659]

I think those are grants favorites aswell

[@justininexile3445]

It is called 'skimmed milk' and is made when all the cream (also called milkfat) is removed from whole milk. So sorry Grant but it is already invented :(

[@thepaladxn7802]

w e t t e r

[@justininexile3445]

@@thepaladxn7802 well there is more % water in skimmed milk (90.4%) than in whole milk (87.7%) So technically it is wetter.

[@Cnftti]

@@justininexile3445 it's a joke

[@skyfiter99]

Jesuskun 420 Thank goodness you were here to explain that

[@justininexile3445]

@@Cnftti My hero! :*

[@MSte21]

I like how completely normal everyone else seemed here, and not their usual over-the-top selves. Made the anxiety that much worse...

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Wait.... You're an Oxboxtra fan.

[@MSte21]

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 Um, yes, hello.

[@Asdfghjkl-ls1or]

It makes me sad seeing Grant hit his computer

[@andrewlyon4495]

Yeah! That's Raph's Fetish!

[@poetz123]

Its an apple computer so it shouldnt even exist

[@mikejaxer]

God I wish I was that computer.

[@Motishay]

I would've helped the poor guy... Hate seeing someone publicly embarrassed

[@oreo_6206]

Your the first person ive ever seen on this channels comment section with a Hebrew username. שלום !

[@Motishay]

Lotem Thacker Oh, wow. Truly an honor. My parents would be so proud! שלום גם לך חח

[@elindiamond1382]

חחח ישראלים, התאחדו!

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

i love seeing hebrew names because it’s like “dude i know what this means. i can read it” lmao

[@blackhokage1744]

@@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole I just thought it's an alien language, looks like what Barry Allen was writing on the wall after coming out of the speed force

[@christiankrenek7689]

Grant has such a gift for physical comedy and exaggerated facial expressions! He reminds me of a vaudeville star. So funny! :D

[@Levacque]

For some reason, I'm 100% certain that I've seen him wearing a red and white pinstripe suit with a straw boater hat

[@1manorgy]

That tangle of wires made me pop a vessel tbh.

[@alphagt62]

Yes! That was the best part! So relatable, I’m still thinking Gremlins tangle wires when we aren’t looking.

[@punking892]

I hate it when I'm watching porn and halfway in I realize that the headset cable wasn't fully in.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Still finished though.

[@gozzilla177]

Yeah me to..... Most awkward funeral iv ever bin to after that.......

[@victortrinh2208]

The children at the birthday party really didnt like it

[@TheAvos18]

the lecture was surely disturbed by the plot dialogues

[@vin8523]

Whywouldyouevenwatchpornonpublic-

[@Hannibal1946]

Because closing the program playing the sound would be too easy.

[@TheJunky228]

ive tried closing browsers only to have whatever is left in the youtube or even pandora buffer continue playing

[@Guil118]

Well it wouldnt have made a sketch if he did that

[@blackmailz]

@TheSmashMaster9000 what's tht? You wanna close the porn tab? Seems like as good of a time as any to be "Not Responding" WHILE still playing the porn's audio

[@tomboz777]

If your computer has the propensity to gobble up all your RAM, this is still a problem.

[@Ayesha_F]

Too easy 🤣

[@RoboHobo9200]

Grant, just delete system 32 Actually everyone do that

[@Crazelord91]

How do I do this on a Mac?

[@shawndiaz7528]

@@Crazelord91 First you break one key on your keyboard, then e-mail apple about it. They'll brick your system remotely complentarily and then charge you $200 to have a refurbished system mailed to your nearest apple center for you to pick up.

[@Crazelord91]

@@shawndiaz7528 That seems like so much work. Can't I just swallow some airpods instead and just choke to death?

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

Wuts dat?

[@justiceboggs1655]

Oh you you should definitely do that

[@Sifudin]

Grant is a klutz idiot was one of my favourite video. But this might take its place

[@XplayerX3]

I want a Part 6 of *if google was a guy*

[@omegaphi1153]

my autoplay video !

[@zamundaaa776]

"soo I just voted for this Brexit thing. What does that mean again? Oh and while we're at it, what is that EU thing everyone talks about?"

[@talloydevans]

If Google was six guys

[@carlofthekey7288]

He holds a gun to his head as another person searches Fortnite dances.

[@qoilmdimibmliopqoilmdimibm7589]

The google guy might have committed suicide because the so many idiots...

[@worldofcountries5146]

1:23 Katy's reaction is some of the best acting I've seen

[@Alexshmalexx]

I like how the best grant sketches are made by other writers

[@LavaHotMan]

Watching Grant flail around helplessly is just one of those things that makes me feel like life is gonna be okay. Thank you Grant, for making these documentaries.

[@jeffhappens1]

NO JOKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY! AAAHHH THE CRINGE! JUST SMASH YOUR COMPUTER, ITS NOT WORTH IT

[@landonmichael4933]

Hey just here to remind you about that embarrassing memory

[@jeffhappens1]

@@landonmichael4933 Thank you

[@Kewlausgirl]

For some reason this sketch resonated with me and had me on tears. I think it's because I've seen people get completely frustrated with their computers... I work in IT. XD

[@ZacharyLaid]

Computers will take over 2040

[@kirstixxx6536]

No 2052 earth-kun can confirm

[@demonicsdomain]

The world will be over by then lmao.

[@leppyleppy6210]

*42

[@monkeyking9863]

can we speed that up a bit?

[@mattinacave1947]

Meh, at least it’ll only be 2040 and no other year

[@MisterGravelrama]

While I love Brennan, humor doesn't always have to be so clever & thought out, sometimes a simple fart joke in the right place is just as funny, i.e. Grant finally throwing his computer into the wall here. We all knew it was coming, but I still laughed out loud for real from the delivery. Thanks CH, always appreciate the legit laughs!

[@elchanchito1262]

This is my favourite clip in months! Great sketch, haven't had such a good laugh in a long time, thank you :D

[@aronquemarr7434]

Beehive falls on Grant's head. CONSEQUENCES.

[@AmusementLabs]

And low the "DO NOT THROW" sticker was born...

[@qwertyqwertovich4912]

Not really, there was another sketch

[@camilasales8533]

O love how many sketches of things just simply going wrong for grant there are

[@hasenpfefferoni]

Were any of them even doing anything on their laptop computers before Grant lost control of his digital telepathic voice notes? We should all be thanking him.

[@pancraes]

When grant smiles he shows an uncomfortably amount of his gums

[@benn.3994]

Grant is just having one of those days where nothing goes your way

[@bitchmeatpasta2234]

One of my favorite sketches so far!

[@boerica1207]

2:25 Oh no not that sketch again

[@doot9695]

you get the cane, ill get ze top hat

[@cocolime6496]

Can someone explain it to me? I still don't understand why it was supposed to be funny😕

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

^^ @@cocolime6496

[@way7952]

Continuity is; well, you know.

[@johndevanwayne4272]

That one vid where he gets his head stuck in a bee hive? Oh, grant

[@WEwalked]

Is it weird I find Grant adorable when he’s upset?

[@indigo9738]

I can feel Grant’s emotional pain through my screen. And it hurts.

[@HienNguyenHMN]

Thanks. I've always wanted to hear Grant yell, "C'mon! Get in there!"

[@coltonallgire1135]

Grant, more like CANT amirite

[@kristibrown1159]

Colton Allgire Haha. I grant even with that joke. 😂😉

[@YumLemmingKebabs]

Aye cutter! That Grant is a real addle-cove he is!

[@LordSplynter]

*I once opened Discord in the middle of a friends meeting, in front of an Elementary school...It was in a NSFW channel and a video started playing.* You do the math.

[@ravenmage1859]

I've been trying to remember the name of the band Bowling for Soup for months now but had absolutely no reference to start from, thank you CollegeHumor for the conveniently coincidental addition of their name in this sketch

[@cemstrike]

Love these videos so Much, love from Seattle

[@KJNguyenQuoc]

*I saw the title and the first thing came to my mind was "The computer is definitely gonna win!"*

[@KJNguyenQuoc]

*annnnnnnd.. I was right!*

[@YumLemmingKebabs]

The final post punchline punchline is that Trapp wrote this, a sketch entirely focussed on Grant being unbelievably inept.

[@blizzzr8720]

i knew i was going to love this when i saw the title, was not disappointed!

[@sombuni8333]

This is the equivalent of when an ad plays from your phone in class while you’re trying to play a game and it goes full blast

[@nanoqht285]

Nice lipstick, Grant. Next time, dont put it in your mouth.

[@josephreis2915]

William H. Thorsen wait I don’t get it

[@alecjohnston4010]

joseph reis gum

[@sahayeda5220]

TBFH LOL

[@yasspanda2559]

Mean

[@nanoqht285]

His mouth is the same color as his lips

[@theaviator1152]

“You need the cream that’s *made* from warts.” HAH!

[@FedezxTheBoss]

Grant is one of those people that keep dropping everything in TV ads

[@masonfletcher1241]

Man these videos are great 👌

[@b.a.s.4194]

I work in a medical library and this is very relatable to me.

[@stefan25769]

And that children, is why you don't buy MacBooks...

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

THAT'S why?

[@evablack7214]

is it bad that im watching this on a macbook air

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

@@evablack7214 I was too XD

[@stefan25769]

@@evablack7214 If you have the old with the magnetic charging and many ports it's okay. But the new MacBooks with USB-C ports are shit, right?

[@evablack7214]

@@stefan25769 i guess so. i have the old one

[@FuzzyMelox]

Oh boy! It's been years since I've seen the good ol beehive-on-head sketch. Ah yes. That's the good stuff. Nice one guys.

[@tizodd6]

ty for this video. I was feeling down but I'm kinda better now lol

[@happykat2501]

Can't you like... Click on the volume button in the lower right corner?

[@uhlexcuseme]

It's a mac so i think it's on the top right corner instead. I don't know why I do this

[@bob123789456]

I don’t get tired of seeing Grant just fumble about

[@dusk4819]

Wow I finally got an ad on a College Humour video that wasn't a Dropout ad

[@Amira_Phoenix]

underrated, great dynamics 👍

[@fernandoflores7942]

MILK BUT WETTER IM DEAD

[@dmarsub]

I would say that is pretty much "Airan" a resfreshing turkish jogurt drink with water and salt. It's great, just like milk... but wetter.

[@j.j.juggernaut9709]

@@dmarsub does Airan even exist in the US?

[@staplersbreak7136]

Is it just me or does it seem like Trapp and Grant either have an awesome or horrible friendship?

[@twilightdemon892]

His "I might cry" face gets me every time. 😄

[@emilianoaguayo47]

this and ´´Grant is a huge klutz´´ are my two favorite sketches

[@aesic984]

Is it just me or does Grant look exactly like Peppermint Larry from Flapjack

[@teamgamse5937]

LMAO you should make a sketch where Grant gets intelligent

[@missgiroud97]

This is just so good

[@nickhyuga4058]

Really loved this one. One of my all-time biggest fears 😂

[@alexanderkronholm3607]

1:08 that's what she said

[@AhmedLazrak95]

Noooo waaay it's that quiet in CH office!

[@whoopdee-doo6393]

Now pairing all headphones with Grants computer.

[@theocean1973]

It's always so touching to recall how accommodating the CH staff were in helping Grant explore his humiliation kink.

[@preserumcoco]

the fact that Grant doesn't write these is my favourite thing 😂😂😂

[@jassjokbal6869]

Trapp really likes torturing Grant huh

[@HilariouslyScary]

*carefully deletes every recording I've ever made of me talking to myself*

[@scottwade1054]

That bee hive at the end was amazing!

[@Rokinwubzies13109]

I was under the guise that collegehumour had changed into an overdone, over polished, over analyzed, post production, misfire. But I am not remiss to say that collegehumour has not changed, they have not diverged their once classic, clever, clairvoyance, no, it is my taste that hath changed. For better or for worse, may this channel live on, uplifting the 99% of those who can’t find peace in their twenty’s. Sault

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

What a nice comment. Yeah, CollegeHumor (now Dropout) has definitely changed their style over the years, but the last thing that it's become is more corporate and over-polished. Especially after their split from their parents company. I don't watch them much anymore since they've pretty much stopped sketch comedy altogether on KZbin (maybe on Dropout, but I'm not a member), but I'm glad they're still around and doing well

[@mediaproductionfilms3665]

NOT THE BEEES NOT THE BEEEEES AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@ozbullymorales1020]

I expected this comment to be higher on the list.

[@samithaakalanka]

I re-watch this too much😂😂

[@maxblanchard5258]

Why does this feel like a nightmare

[@snowcloud8]

What the heck was the thing with the bees at the end? That made absolutely no sense

[@dr.zespert]

It’s a reference to another sketch they did where Grant got a beehive stuck on his head.

[@Crazelord91]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd like to know more about this "Wetter Milk" proposition Grant has...

[@paolotabone8143]

I'm on the train and I've had to keep pausing it so I don't just burst out laughing 😂😂

[@banditraccoon8476]

I REALLY want to listen to that whole audio journal

[@aditi1998]

i want to be Grant's mother

[@RohitVinay]

In my videos I had long intros before, I learnt from your videos that, short ones are best for KZbin.

[@danimations1440]

In fact, they only hwve the intros to tell you whether it's a sketch, an unscripyed, or a dropout exclusive

[@AvitalShtap]

Yeah nobody loves a long intro! Usually if a video has an intro longer than 3-5 seconds I just skedaddle onto a different video

[@jaschabull2365]

Me in the morning when my alarm is too quiet to wake me up, but loud enough to make it into my dream.

[@lazyDudesGaming]

This is amazing

[@erebostd]

This is just funny if you use apple devices, as the rest of us would just remove the battery ;-)

[@vojtechkarlovsky4396]

Not in the most modern ultrabooks and compact laptops mate

[@zamundaaa776]

No, other companies have caught up to that, you don't find many laptops with easily removable batteries or a removable lid at all. Or laptops with decent sized batteries that don't cost you an arm* and a leg. *Well if there was an ARM processor in there the small battery would be fine. But almost none have that.

[@what._._._]

Easier method is to hold the power button until it turns off, as all computers are designed to force shutdown when the power button is held for approximately 10 seconds. It 100% works on macs and windows pcs alike; I have tested it.

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

Easiest method is to not have a shit system.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Apple laptops used to have a battery on the bottom until around 2008 or so

[@abiandgem7335]

Lol so funny 😂 that’s me when I miss the headphone jack xD

[@boerica1207]

The vid was published 10 seconds ago

[@hkiyr]

You watched the whole video in 20 seconds?

[@dimitri9435]

Yeah how could you of watched a at least 2 minute video and comment its funny already?

[@abiandgem7335]

Dimitri Васильев cuz the beginning is funny and I watched as I typed xD

[@yeppp0]

I feel do you know how many times my music has started up in my classroom. I do because I haunts me every night I go to bed.

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

oh my god, the throwback to the video where he has the beehive on his head was hilarious to me

[@thomasturner6980]

Shaggy could beat both of them