Grass Roots Gameplay and Commentary

[@ManlyBeed]

ah yes the famous Egyptian snow-covered mountains.

[@nspcrazy1122]

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

[@djangomarkov7948]

www.snow-forecast.com/resorts/Jabal-Katherina/photos

[@SaeedAcronia]

Dude your name is so long no one dares to reply.

[@Floris_VI]

@@SaeedAcronia true

[@GodsRiightHand]

Lmaoo

[@CaptLuser]

cr1tikal's a fucking master at naming people

[@thesmithgames4772]

i think his pronunciation of said names is more impressive tbh

[@husaifanizam3735]

Never laughed so hard in my life...can't believe I just found your channel

[@leer8129]

SUP BRAH Same!

[@savethedsms2449]

@@leer8129 Same!

[@lillonerboi504]

It appears this game is based in 1944 because Germany owns all of eastern Europe.

[@dominatorN4]

Israel is also all of the middle east as well it looks like. Also, China owns Korea as well. Sweden owns most of the Scandinavian region. No Japan, No Animu. What alternate universe is this?

[@thrice_cube]

dominatorN4 in this au this is the only animu they can enjoy. xd

[@JeremyFisher]

Israel not even a country and already owning the whole middle east

[@elliejohnson2786]

Not to mentioned that New Zealand doesn't even fucking exist.

[@whitehorse8558]

Poor Italy just vanished :'(

[@BobbyRealRaps]

I come back to this video every once in a while. So much comedic gold in one commentary

[@immortallie778]

Literally

[@mulamaster9]

These 10+ year old videos aged like wine lol

[@RoboHoundGames]

For a game clearly made by the people who also made that prison game, I'm disappointed that there is no Chef Vortavaz.

[@rayp.8364]

Not people, they were all made by ONE guy

[@TSJ99]

M Dickie

[@sunthi9619]

no wonder i saw this clip and immediately thought of that game

[@jefftraboulsy8631]

Vortivask

[@noahhoover4008]

He's working the concession stand

[@christineb1431]

Critkal needs to name my children

[@fattesttitsincairo]

I love how all of Western Europe is Italy. And all of Northern Europe is Sweden. Basically Europe is just 4 huge countries, and maybe the UK thrown in there too.

[@TheReliableBeacon]

Africa appears to be an even split between Nigeria, Ghana and Egypt. It seems MDickie never fails to impress with his phenomenal games.

[@senorcooliac]

+Wally And Israel encompasses the entirety of the Middle East.

[@infinitylimit8672]

+senorcooliac And China owns the Philippines and North and South Korea. Oh, And India owns Bhutan, Thailand, Bangladesh, Laos, Cambodia AND VIETNAM which is just damn strange O.o At least Japan is still there ;)

[@MalcBox]

+Dan Komochi And all of South America is Argentina, Mexico and Brazil

[@UtushoReiuji]

+senorcooliac In MDickie's vision of the future , the Jews managed to establish Greater Israel-New Khazaria.

[@cheshire-foxx9321]

"There are over seven billion people on this Earth and I think I'm the only one with a scrotum this itchy." -Cr1tiKal, 2013

[@SilverSpades100]

The first part of the game was like an intro to a gay porn. "Let's see if you have what it takes to graduate MY class"

[@Appleboy78165]

Shovel of Fortune I know, right?

[@gman2015z]

Stay after class bad boy hahaha.

[@Aikisbest]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@adrianyourlordandsaviour]

Shovel of Fortune same

[@claytong2069]

Yea

[@THECHAOS111]

Israel on one side of the Mediterranean sea and the literal 4th Reich on the other? I smell a new game to be made from the map alone.

[@TheBrainScratcher]

Greater israel*

[@ghassencsetwow]

@@TheBrainScratcher greater isreal is much smaller than that

[@109876lol]

How he created those amazing names with such as short time span is beyond me.

[@PastaImposter]

He edited it out

[@PastaImposter]

He edited it out

[@109876lol]

Corey Lehman enterprises Obviously he edited out the naming process, however i highly doubt that he sat for a long period of time thinking out brilliant and funny names. Also, even if it did take a long time for him i still highly praise the creative names for i doubt that the average man can even think up something half as enjoyable.

[@linamorganfreeman]

Corey Lehman enterprises no shit Sherlock

[@Izahdnb]

The game creator decided all of the middle east is now Israel.

[@residentevil5pwner]

Izahdnb All of Eastern Europe is German, Western Europe is now Italy.

[@fredsmith9714]

And Alaska has been annexed by Canada

[@b1indmailman]

Fred Smith Its for the best. Canada now gets Sarah Palin

[@cosmokramer833]

+Izahdnb ZOG is real

[@asishpal]

Izahdnb its MDickie

[@FunyValentyne]

My eyes was watering through out the entire video I havent laughed this hard from a video in awhile

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

Everyone's first experience really. O-Of Cr1tikal, of course.

[@dlaba2337]

cricken2

[@asishpal]

Daniel C me too

[@treytrent]

Out of all the names in this video, All Business made me laugh the hardest just because of how unexpected it was.

[@physsnake]

Still better than fucking FIFA.

[@victorochoa3662]

Stalin is good, Stalin is god

[@DinkyKnag]

That's not Joseph Stalin The real Stalin would know how to spell his own name

[@cogcrewgrey7592]

Send this man to the Gulag!

[@victorochoa3662]

Zee Czar Trotsky= Farquaad, Stalin= Shrek

[@DinkyKnag]

@BIG BECK A

[@fotusknight]

OBORAWATABINOST

[@woolfieMcP]

you get thumbs up from me just for being able to spell that without checking every letter 15 000 times

[@Ghdfshhs]

Avagantamos the Eater of Nipples is his rival.

[@fotusknight]

Ghdfshhs OBORAWATABINOST VS AVAGANTAMOS! who will rise?

[@Ghdfshhs]

fotusknight The legendary soccer prowess of Obora Watainost is unmatched, but Avagantamos has no rival when it comes to eating nipples. It shall be a close match indeed.

[@woolfieMcP]

Ghdfshhs there will be titties everywhere after this and only one shall be king of the hairy bush

[@snoreex]

I really needed this video, i feel like everything in my life is going wrong and you sir helped put a smile on my face. Thanks Cr1tikal

[@chass_A]

I hope your life is better now

[@snoreex]

@@chass_A haha I was 17 at the time, 27 now but things have gotten much better:) Thanks for reminding me of this throwback

[@nootacat]

@@snoreex Huge W

[@snoreex]

@@nootacat 🤝

[@KP-gs4fu]

I’ve watched this countless times in the past nine years and it still makes me cry laugh every time

[@hurpiderp]

I just fucking love that world map.

[@manthemanisdude]

I haven't seen anything more wrong than the map at 0:25.

[@BumIndividual]

Do you really think they're gonna put all the hundreds of countries on it?

[@rakada30]

Seems like an ideal world order to me :)

[@amaebi3745]

That does it, I'm naming my firstborn "All Business".

[@Ratciclefan]

0:26 - Ah yes, such an accurate World Map. WHAT HAPPENED?! Oborawatabinost, Fearinducar, Itreilor, Evisceratorador, Tearigore, Wordialchaic and All Business, the Dream Soccer Team.

[@SupercoolRadicool]

Isn’t weird to imagine that at this time Charlie was having the most uncomfortable, awkward interaction with human beings in world while still making quality content? Nowadays it’s just quality content

[@Altraiid]

i remember how much i cried when he said "His name is Oborawatabinost."

[@madisonzipse7867]

I love that this has been the most emotion he's shown in any of his videos.

[@seanpaoli1688]

So glad I subbed, you consistently make my day! I'm out of breath from laughing!

[@ЮлианБродняк]

I hereby call on all people of birthing age to name their children after Crit1kal's characters.

[@Noname72105]

I hereby call on all people of birthing age to do the world a favor and not birth.

[@ЮлианБродняк]

Tom Brownlee I hereby call on all people of Birthing age to get AT LEAST one abortion, you know, to see if it's your thing.

[@Thornius]

Юлиан Бродняк Even the men?

[@Thornius]

Юлиан Бродняк Even the men?

[@ЮлианБродняк]

Thornius Especially the men

[@bentjr8224]

The year charlie didn't enjoy KZbin but still produced masterpieces. What a man

[@palmeraniian]

"I ordered some defense with my soccer match" everything he says is gold

[@JonahUniverse]

Obligatory comment regarding the inaccurate world map

[@jounsoun4429]

This was my first penguinz0 vedio i remember goin "How the hell do i not know this guy" "this guy funny as fuc" He's Big now ....he has become so Much ...I'm literally crying tears of joy and I'm Proud Penguin

[@sonsofawitch]

I'm not the only one who was really invested in this match was I? I'm not the only one that tensed and cheered whenever cr1tikal got close to scoring am I?

[@PsychoIncarnate666]

MDickies games are such great Let's play material

[@TheRealSilentName]

I think this is the most non-monotone Cr1tikal's ever been. This game has powers.

[@thecclan2]

Not as bad as Germany v Brazil.

[@rumblebird9888]

Crazy how this was one year before that happened

[@Albin0gh0st]

"Why fail in class when I can succeed out here?" - Oborawatabinost, soccer player extraordinaire.

[@DarkSignal59]

i love how mainland europe consists of only italy and germany, is this a what if the axis won ww2 alternate universe attempt?

[@dlaba2337]

no because all of the middle east of isreal

[@TheBrainScratcher]

Theyve just the better football history.

[@yusuf_kizilkaya]

This is the universe where axis won the ww2 but they were also the best buddies with Jews

[@snoopdiss2300]

@@yusuf_kizilkaya interesting...

[@scrumpeldwarf]

I am here. I have always been here. I will always be here.

[@lasamoostang]

I love Cr1TiKaL so much. Whenever I'm down, he brings me right back up the second I hear "What's up everybody it's Cr1TiKaL."

[@synclaro133]

Cr1TiKaL will probably name his child after one of his team mates from this game

[@Bellantoni]

Happy birthday to this video!

[@uniquesell7557]

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" "That went right through your fuck!" "Just right through your fuck," "Oh now your just giving the ball away?!" XD Critik is gonna be the death of me someday

[@marshmelows]

+Unique Sell (UniqueSellution) " WTF, he's like shoohing an invisible dog" I died there

[@jessemccree8258]

Please, Crit. Make a part 2. This is by far one of my favorite videos on the internet

[@TDMbeast4lyfe]

Omg i cried this whole video. this was one of his best in a long time.

[@Achmeron]

That's one of the most racist Atlas I've ever seen

[@34129xt2]

That Israel flag over the Middle East and Central Asia made me butthurt as hell. Not to mention a shitload of the countries that have been grouped (East Europe with Germany instead of Russia, Vietnam with India instead of China, Western Europe under Italy's flag and somehow the UK excluded from it, Egypt extending into Central Africa and many, many others). I wonder what the hell the person who did this have in mind.

[@Philocyb1n]

34129xt2 the same guy that made hardtime

[@I_Cypher]

It's a game.

[@aklimaron7398]

Its a good map, both Israel and Argentina have the size they deserve. And we simplified things by removing useless countries, its a win/win.

[@stupendous7848]

But it isn’t racist though?

[@bonkiozz]

2022 and this is still hilarious

[@caitlinrose8300]

Cr1TiKal's children are guaranteed to have great names

[@rodbelding9523]

Oborawatabinost: Soccer extraordinaire. I watch this way more than I should, its my all-time favorite soccer match.

[@commonfan8655]

YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN GET ME TO KEEP UP A LAUGH THIS STRONG. OMG!

[@BennyDYT1]

I swear some people just don't learn or even care to try something new, they just stick with what they do and do it over, over and over again, first it was Hard Time, then You Testament, now this? x D How many games did that guy already did looking all the same?

[@kitty19181]

Dude, you act like all of his videos are like this. Have you even looked at his channel?

[@jilles13nl]

+kitty19181 i think he's talking about the creator of the game...

[@iara0]

He's talking about this game's maker.

[@woodenfloor8563]

Wrestling engine is best engine

[@nectartrash]

Imagine watching this in 2021

[@jonathannk1238]

Yea

[@Pookie___]

Imagine

[@stratford1]

That would be lame, amirite?

[@sudiptagogoi1431]

Imagine

[@DepressyDuck]

Anyone else notice he gets his characters name wrong later in the video? It was originally Oborawatabinost, but later, he says it's Oborawatabinosk.

[@joejoe8151]

His ability to adapt to any situation is what will usher us into a new evolution of humanity.

[@TheBeecherCrew]

I still love these old videos by Crit. -2021

[@OrangeHatKidd]

I'm still surprised I was able to find this game by searching orborawanibinost

[@SnaDyl]

Cr1tikal should absolutely be a soccer coach

[@feeblezak]

Well that sure is an accurate map...

[@TurdFerguson34]

Hard to believe this is four years old already

[@TheWolverine7]

tell me about it

[@cheftoniFTW]

Oh my god, this was the funniest video you have made. Dude, you are awesome.

[@WatchoutNSG]

im in tears right now omg loool

[@chaoticplumber]

is this game made by the same people who made hard time?

[@AlinConstantinBlagoie]

+chaoticplumber You mean the same guy? MDickie. :)

[@trojanforfurries2383]

MDickie is the best developer

[@BananazCheerleader]

3:50 i was waiting for him to say something about him caressing the goalies ass

[@sillysnakegoose]

This was my favourite video i have seen in a while

[@MobileWatchBreaks]

"Abysmal kick" yet perfectly set up for a beautiful cross from the corner

[@gaborkopena]

did Germany win the war in this game? is holds most of Europe

[@mythesto]

how the fuck do you come up with these ingenious names for your characters on the spot.

[@Chimcharlover13]

Grass Roots vs. Animal Soccer World. Two horrific soccer games. Make it happen!

[@alexhill9423]

God this video takes me back

[@myusername0wns]

This video made soccer look fun. Now THAT is an accomplishment.

[@NashTalksTheatre]

Better than fifa

[@Shad0wSpill]

Oborawatabinost 2016 "SHITTING. FUCKING."

[@CayenneGaramonde]

Why is the map at 0:25 completely fucking wrong?

[@TheGaluMoD]

That last part with the goalie made me laugh till I cried :'D

[@joekrxyz]

Not sure how, maybe just my mood, but this was the most hilarious video ever. I was dying through most of it not being able to breath since I was laughing so much.

[@Teadude0987]

FIFA15 next gen

[@claytong2069]

0:04 cursed map

[@TheChocolatelovr]

damn didnt realize how old this shit was

[@SubparPanda]

you gave your whole team the best names I have ever heard

[@91PKPower]

I really like the map in the beginning. Jerusalem took over the whole far east, Germanys borders returned to as they were before world war II and South Africa has its name for some reason: It consumed the whole southern part of Africa.

[@Frosty-cn1bq]

He's got a class on being bitch people -Critikal 2013

[@ryanmarquart7821]

Just laughing my ass off right now

[@10timesover42]

The Gaza Strip crisis is solved!

[@StewChicken42]

I was cheering for you SO MUCH in the game! I love football and you actually know the terms and rules! :D This video is WIN!!

[@LilHank991]

OMG Ik This Is An Old Video But It Cracks Me Up Every Time You Gotta Make a Part 2 please

[@sapphirecoyote4277]

Set the speed to 2X for more laughs.

[@rikkiii4483]

i swear to god its been more than 7 years and he hasnt changed a bit

[@aklimaron7398]

His tone, words and general theme of videos has changed quite a bit. Also "remember to comment the video, rate the video and subscribe if you want to see videos similar to this one"

[@zephiix1092]

This was hilarious. :D Loved that goalie kick at the end. xDDD It broke world records.

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

"Oh he's giving me a present" "I guess I don't like presents"

[@melissawest936]

This is the first video I've seen of Cr1tikal, and i must have spent countless hours watching all of his videos...then rewatching them...then watching them again.

[@ACloneForAnUprising]

This was the closest thing to seeing Cr1tiKal play FIFA I've ever seen. Awesome!

[@PJGan13]

this dead pan delivery is absolute genius! :P

[@MangaAfternoon]

Sometimes i ask myself : please, play more, play more ! Excellent :D

[@Tenchigo100]

"This is a great start for Jan. 1st 2013" *It's now 2018* This came out in my senior year of Highschool... I feel old.

[@kinsleygottfried9286]

I love this one; my favorite.

[@BET0000]

Dude, you remind me so much of officialduckstudios and DooM, I love it! :3

[@jesusestrada5272]

please dont ruin this channel for me. Cr1tikal is actually smart

[@Xorberax]

Remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you want to see videos similar to this one. Cya.

[@anamorphicalan]

Lmao I love cr1tikals weird names! I can never think of odd names XD

[@JunKazamaFan]

"YES-SHITTING FUCKING!" That transition from joy to anger was beautiful.

[@NimhShambler]

I love the names Crit gives his characters. It makes me wonder what his childrens' names will be.