College Hoops Gameplay and Commentary

[@xZippy]

This man would make the greatest sports announcer known to man.

[@AnOddCreator]

+xZippy38 *of All Time

[@takemehomecountryroadsbestusa]

+Zippy He would be the greatest sport announcer of All Time

[@RohanForPrez]

No, Jim Nantz is...

[@acoolrocket]

I mean the current announcers are pretty great already, but yeah Cr1tikal would end up scoursing everyone.

[@krakowski_6237]

Caboose, that was the worst thow ever. Of all time.

[@LCDRformat]

"I just got a text message from Mr. Slam Dunk. He said 'whoa.'" Best quote ever

[@mons3020]

+Sona Player "This is my kitchen! I'm the chef! You see these cooking utensils? I use em' for cooking! I'm servin' up a recipe for a 3 point shot!" my head is exploding lol

[@yikes6650]

Little did Sona know, "woah" would be a meme beyond our comprehension.

[@tuckera6273]

*Looks under this comment* huh

[@fuckk-popandtiktok3388]

Manga ?

[@LCDRformat]

@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 it's been six years

[@isyounotentertained3208]

I just got a message from Slam Dunk. He said "woah."

[@patrickbritt6318]

"Pass it to the post, throw it to that post office, mail it a letter"... I lost it.

[@fuckk-popandtiktok3388]

Did you find it

[@genesmith-james3289]

"You're just sayin' 'Hey Arkansas, lemme put this whistle on my nipple- *whhhhhhhhhhhh* -foul on Missouri, possession of a nuclear warhead, 20 points Arkansas!'" Is this the angriest he's ever been?

[@martinm.6744]

He got pretty angry when he was playing Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal, when Oak was telling, the text was easy to understand, but in reality, it was fucked up.

[@lazaroumousd6180]

It's funny because I'm from Arkansas

[@NinjaDude9456]

It sounded like he was super pissed in his Sleeping Dogs Error video

[@opus5719]

TheReal 27 same, i'm from northwest arkansas

[@RoqueBa]

+Gene “Macho Man” Smith-James I was actually in tears.

[@therice]

I lost it at "Why did you throw a floater from 20 years into the future?"

[@AustroStudiosbruh]

The slam, the jam, the fucking Dodge Ram.

[@bossmanager6978]

2:29 this is the greatest pick up line of all time!

[@maryross1178]

that will get you all the girls

[@Chives5150]

"This is how teammwork is done!" *immediate turnover*

[@orphan729]

I'm a basketball fan myself. Whenever I watch a game and the refs are just unnecessarily involved in the slightest of touches, I'm always "Foul on (team name), possession of a nuclear warhead, 20 pts (opponent team name)"

[@chris241418]

It is impossable to eat or drink while watching this guy

[@Lordecai]

No u

[@Ben-kv8tu]

fr

[@kevinbender5070]

Better then 2k in my opinion

[@mrsplashman33]

Lol

[@randys2669]

"foul on Missouri: possession of a nuclear warhead" I fucking died laughing

[@fluttershystayshigh4202]

can you imagine being forced to play basketball in front of a crowd of living giants? no wonder the players are so stiff, they're terrified. those poor little guys..

[@peptoabysmal9830]

I think the real reason here is because Missouri has a possesion of nuclear warhead.

[@stupid8927]

+Your Daddy Nice troll m8

[@alexkrueger9415]

one of the finest examples of classic cr1t, literally nothing I would change. This video has permanently raised the bar for sports announcing, reporting, and playing.

[@jonbartolo8997]

Been awhile since, I last watched a CriT1KaL Video, still funny as hell.

[@MattTDG]

Came back 8 years later. Heard the whistle and the possession of a nuclear warhead and still laughed till it hurt

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

The whistle fucking ENDED me. My sides hurt so much from laughing. This guy is too much! X'D

[@KartoonManagement]

I remember this game LOL. My brother and I use to play the shit out of it. Not sure but we thought you could hit a button and say "fuck that zone"

[@stratford1]

Nice

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@stratford1 Nice

[@BravoVince737]

​@@favoritemustard3542 Nice

[@MrzButerzworth]

I'll be the one not angry comment by saying: THANK YOU CR1TIKAL. I have been watching your videos for some time going on two to three years now and you NEVER fail to disappoint. I think I have seen every video that you have commentated on and they are all great. Keep doing what you do, keep helping that charity, and please keep being the witty commentator you are. Thanks for all the videos, peace

[@KartoonManagement]

Dude you're funny LOL

[@fuckk-popandtiktok3388]

Yep

[@jesusmon1011]

This dude is gonna be big one day I feel it

[@rileylikestacos9151]

@@jesusmon1011 yeah i bet this dude will become a popular KZbinr

[@Starlordchung]

@@jesusmon1011 big enough to be casted as one of the most crucial character THE HAND Of GOD, in The Hunger Games.

[@sbeve0107]

OG

[@madnoah123321]

LOOK AT THIS LANE I COULD DRIVE MY CAR THROUGH IT

[@mehcaca]

Lol, the scene where he called them seals on a trampoline just killed me XD

[@gamingvortex8398]

this guy should be a basketball couch

[@Hypocrital]

basketball "couch" lol

[@joeBivren]

basketball couch huh

[@BravoVince737]

basketball couch 💀

[@Boccaccio1811]

you should consider being basketball announcer

[@xXxJokerManxXx]

"Just look at the ball movement, this is how teamwork is done. What kind of fucking pass is that!?!?"

[@The3rdeye14]

5:51 Arkansas: "alright guys lets put our asses together and think about how we're gonna win this game"

[@cuckingdead991]

Iv never been more honored to live in illinios right now

[@martino5742]

"is my scrotum being used as a tissue for a tortoise?" shit was funny when I was 12 and its still funny at 22. God bless Charles

[@slightlyusedpsx]

I'm so glad I found your channel! I don't ever remember laughing at someone's videos are much as yours before. Yes, that is a compliment.

[@Lord_Talha]

I completely lost it at "they're all just touching asscheeks" xD

[@ryanbentley1965]

I had to pause this video several times from laughing so hard. Don't stop youtubing dude, EVER.

[@rANdomiZER5273]

I lost it when everyone turned into woodpeckers.

[@HeliosEffect]

GET DAT REBOUND

[@mons3020]

+SlamMephisGames This was gold.

[@AustroStudiosbruh]

Wanna hear something funny? We were getting our asses kicked in a 3 on 3 at school and I decided to run his half court offense and it actually got us a bunch of points and we were making a comeback! And of course, every time I put up a half court shot I yelled GET DAT REBOUND, YOU HAVE TO BOX OUT!!! Try his half court offense and yell get dat rebound the next time you play basketball. Really works.

[@ssvoltage]

Penguinz0 is a great shit talker

[@Martin-ts7co]

Point guard material right there

[@BloodWolf878]

Holy Shit! I only just recently subscribed and you played one of my fave games of all time. The nostalgia hurts so good!

[@siyacer]

Yep

[@bobbynae1415]

GREATEST COMMENTARY EVER!!!!

[@VintageGameRoom]

What the fuck is going on now? Everybody just turned into woodpeckers. I fucking lost it

[@shahmastert]

This was the funniest video in a loooong time. I was literally laughing out loud throughout. I just love it when he says stuff like "All right gentlemen, new game plan- our offense will operate from out of bounds. And I was dying at 6:50

[@blank-3403]

Oh hey, 7 years down the line and this man is staying strong

[@H20Raptor]

this is by far the funniest vid i have ever seen

[@AustroStudiosbruh]

His sumotori and olympic swimming videos are also just as good

[@NAvaj0man101]

Watching this in 2015 is still fuxking funny as hell!

[@peptoabysmal9830]

And the half court offense is amazing.

[@AustroStudiosbruh]

+Lucy We were getting our asses kicked at school so we ran the half court offense and we almost came back to win. It actually works.

[@Chilloutandwatchanime]

+AustroStudios no one cares

[@AustroStudiosbruh]

Justinthefox Damn son

[@Macoron7]

I just got a text from Mr. Slam Dunk He said Whoa

[@JackTheripper911]

Im baking the recipe for the 3 pont shot.... is that where chef curry came from?

[@blackdog5186]

The jam the slam the fucking Dodge Ram. XD

[@blackdog5186]

Well you know what I meant :P

[@badizpro]

I feel like this video is a billion times funnier only because I didn't expect him to know this much about basketball.

[@marctrask92]

Are you using my scrotom as a tissue for a tortoise? Lololol

[@AST1CK0FBUTTER]

By far the funniest person on KZbin

[@AlMai222]

I agree

[@shanevital6253]

Can't believe this is 7 years ago.

[@PibbXtraPls]

I live in Arkansas and it was great to see such a good game and to see Arkansas win, but critikal is still one of my favorite KZbinrs.

[@patrickbritt6318]

the players may change but the handles say the same

[@EF5TORNADOSIMP]

God damn this guy is the only guy that literally makes me lol while watching his videos on a consistent basis

[@isaacdaven]

This is pure gold.

[@BIGDADDYDUKE2]

"Cyclopes running around having sex with owls." Ha dude greatest line you've ever said. I heard that I think a year or two ago. I'll never forget it and will say that quote inspired me every time I do something great.

[@SuperVillainGaming]

Critikal knows so much about basketball

[@965Ferrari]

I never get tired of his opening line: "Let's do this shit." haha. Best opener ever.

[@reidye]

8 years later baby

[@productionstudyos]

this was uploaded on my birthday. THE ULTIMATE GIFT!!!!!!!!

[@manfromnantucket9544]

Easily in my top 5 Cr1t videos. Think Vietnamese Pokemon has to be #1 though

[@theallseeingpotato]

I like how he actually knows how basketball is played.

[@FridgeratedMicrowave]

the slam the jam the fucking dodge ram

[@LeFrankist]

Oh man dude! Second video in a row and you still make me laugh. I watched you cat mario video and then I watched this, still laughing. Good work!

[@shenkeey]

3:45 Just look at this bowel movement?

[@bonglord420]

+Maran Nebbeling can u hear u lil shit

[@shenkeey]

+bong .lord can you grow up and change your profile picture you lil shit?

[@bonglord420]

Why would I need to grow up? Why would I need to change my profile picture? What a lil shit

[@bonglord420]

I think we need to back up our relationship actually

[@shenkeey]

bong .lord but bae... do you have a fear of commitment or something?

[@josephalvarez5315]

Always come back to this one when I need a laugh

[@Izahdnb]

Can you do some more oldschool sports games like this one?

[@2000mattz]

Your videos always make my day better

[@DanielRRoosage264]

He's better than John Madden. That is, if John Madden was universal.

[@martino5742]

3:57 "Im just gonna shoot thru their defense like a BULLet. That was one fuck of a steal, shit!"

[@drummerej2176]

Get that rebound.

[@yeolcarps]

your videos seriously make my days

[@lordkaos3676]

This beats E.A. basketball game. LOL

[@alexisguerrero7837]

Ever since I saw this video, I never looked at college basketball the same way ever again. XD

[@onelonelypickle]

For some reason now all I want to do is watch Fox. I wonder why.

[@dislike2657]

Whats more impressive is the damn walkie talkie microphone his using...its like a anchor reporting the traffic in a helicopter

[@ericaguero05]

This game looks better than nba live 14

[@christiangarcia7010]

basketball games is the only sports game to play this video is purely gold

[@christiangarcia7010]

+Andrew Orr no go and play some sniper elite. v2 to see more blow stuff up

[@christiangarcia7010]

running are for your milk muscle

[@christiangarcia7010]

so much better now so nothing

[@christiangarcia7010]

or gta 4 for real. driver ed

[@christiangarcia7010]

so do it and play it quality

[@DG360MaN]

Why does he not work for espn?

[@georgec6590]

"I just got a message from Mr Slam Dunk, he said whoa" Best line ever

[@RebLSole]

"where's the defense button" lol

[@logicsinatra134]

he’s come such a long fucking way. what a legend.

[@eiv-ets]

im still here

[@bossmanager6978]

2:29 such beautiful words shall be remembered and passed down through generations to better serve all that is humanity and maybe give us a prosperous future.

[@mrsamuraiist]

Cr1tikal should play 2k

[@Darksky1001able]

Oh dear god thats going to piss him off even more.

[@Android875]

Its been a while since i laughed that hard! Thanks man.

[@siyacer]

No problem

[@JonBtw]

Illinois Hype!!!!

[@dcruzn8131]

I need more sports gameplay, this is GOLD.

[@blakvenum7687]

You have to box out!

[@palibakufun]

Holy shit, I had this game as a kid and loved it.This is hella nostalgic

[@MahtiJapponen]

He said "wow"

[@iczwh]

He is the funniest youtuber I have seen yet

[@ctash18]

"Foul on Missouri- Possession of a nuclear warhead!"

[@JunKazamaFan]

"Is my scrotum being used as a tissue for a tortoise?" God Bless that wonderfully unique mind of yours, Cr1TiKaL.

[@dawg2478]

*swells with Razorback pride*

[@AsILayDyingBFMV]

you MUST make more videos I nearly piss myself laughing on every video of yours. genius

[@six_buck_dlc]

nba 2k13 who??

[@12MattyMo]

This is my favorite KZbin video ever

[@antaninadominic3829]

as with all of critikal's i was dying again. I absolutely love how u do everything in the game that you are not supposed to do before doing it right. like when u were making shots out of bounds and said, "apparently this is legal" i was dying

[@JasonPCVideos]

"Good rebound KICK IT!" HAHAHAHA i died

[@supasphoje]

a question for cr1tikal. how come you decided to add different types of videos like the anthony sullivan commercials and the stories of the animals and vehicles? Was it to keep the videos fresh?

[@MrMegaSuperDuperMe]

"Hey Arkansas, let me put this whistle on my nipple. *Whistles*" I was dying laughing. This might be my favorite one yet.