Gravity and I don’t get along…

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Gravity and I don’t get along…

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The Dadbod Veteran

Күн бұрын

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@AtlasRonin Ай бұрын

That’s why gravity is a LAW and not just a guidelines or rule. 😂

@mattbrown5511 Ай бұрын

Not for Airborne and Air Assault US Army grunts. Wanna guess what I did for nearly 20 years?

@ThatGuy-vi8ch Ай бұрын

@@mattbrown5511 🤔 imma guess cashier at Joanne Fabrics 😂

@mattbrown5511 Ай бұрын

@@ThatGuy-vi8ch Yeah, funny. Haha.

@christianperkinson497 Ай бұрын

The way she yelled oh shit and nearly took them both out had me rolling

@GermanNightmare1976 Ай бұрын

On any given day, one can never win against gravity. There's only those days on which you don't lose against it.

@martineldritch Ай бұрын

A few months ago I was painting inside a garage and I turned and fell down two steps. It wasn't the fall that surprised me, it was the instantaneous connection with the floor. In falls in the past I had time to look at the ceiling, laugh at my folly or just reconsider my choices in life. But no, it was just SLIP BAM. Gravity doesn't like me anymore I can tell

@Rodger_Phillips Ай бұрын

I was heading out the front door to go to work at 1:30 am, and I had a fight with gravity, it not only won, but owned me as it showed me how missing six stairs and landing on concrete feels. at the time I was more annoyed that I had to change my uniform because I put holes in it, but then the pain and stiffness kicked in about 3 hours later during a 14hour shift. so, I no longer argue with Gravity.

@davidparr6567 Ай бұрын

@@martineldritch rapid deceleration or mild concrete poisoning?

@dawnbrady684 Ай бұрын

Some people need to start ignoring that little bird that chirps things in their ears. They hang out with murphy and finnegan more often than people think. 😅

@OriginalMomo Ай бұрын

I’d truly become the wrecking ball my father always used to call me 😈🤣😂🤣😈🤷🏼‍♂️

@wegotgame Ай бұрын

😂I love it. Mine always called me a bull in a china shop and since I turned 50 I realize he is right.

@goblinqueen4991 Ай бұрын

Gravity got the best of me back in December. I'm still in PT to relearn how to walk.

@mattbrown5511 Ай бұрын

I did it, so can you. Best of luck and hard work.

@KSai207 Ай бұрын

I am fluffier than you and I enjoyed it without injury. #ElderGenX #1966

@davidparr6567 Ай бұрын

@KSai207 remember when Yukon Cornelius tells Rudolph that bumbles bounce? Not after fifty...I don't bounce, I break.

@stevelambert6404 Ай бұрын

Some people need to stop listening to their ego and start listening to their bodies

@mattbrown5511 Ай бұрын

Unfortunately, Uncle Sam had me for little too long as a grunt. They wiped out all reasonableness and common sense.

@denisebacher5040 Ай бұрын

Gravity reminds me over and over how it reigns supremely over me. Since I was a child I have injured myself over and over and over. If I can trip over or run into something I definitely will. I’m accidents waiting to happen. So I don’t do things like this, jumping out of planes, bungee jumping, parasailing, etc. Even if I don’t die the amount of pain I know I’ll feel is not worth the few minutes of that “experience “.

@user-hj8yh2kh5s Ай бұрын

I thought she was going to take them both out 😅

@davidparr6567 Ай бұрын

Gravity??? Once we passed 50 teabagging took on a new meaning in the bathroom. Lol...cold water😅😅😅

@wegotgame Ай бұрын

Took me a minute to comprehend but oh boy did I howl with laughter when my poor old brain understood. 😂😂 I guess that’s the trade off for you not having to deal with menopause.

@danhammond8406 Ай бұрын

Made a seat spacer for the porcelain throne. Keeps them just high enough, for now.....

@davidparr6567 Ай бұрын

@@danhammond8406 bought a padded one for the same effect.

@wegotgame 27 күн бұрын

Well you all just gave this woman an education. Thanks guys!

@timslack7568 Ай бұрын

that ended better than I expected, I saw the guard rail and thought she was somehow hurling towards that

@JoeXTheXJuggalo1 Ай бұрын

Same here brother. A few weeks ago I had a Wolf or Hobo Spider crawl up my leg at 2 in the morning while I'm laying on my bed. Well when I turned on my phone light and saw what it was I jumped up out of bed and by time I halfway turned around to grab something to get the spider gravity said "NOPE". I ended up topping over and tackling my bookshelf messing up my shoulder, neck, side, and chest on my left side. Also pretty much belly flopping on my stomach wasn't bad enough some of the contents on the shelf come crashing down on top of me.

@trishayamada807 Ай бұрын

I sneezed when a pantry moth flew into my face and I ended up in urgent care with a bulging disc in my neck. The doctor asked what I did. I sneezed. Who knew you could hurt yourself sneezing.

@erikbrantly4015 Ай бұрын

I love the way you explain things. Perfect.

@desmien679 Ай бұрын

As a kid, I loved gravity, there little else except video games and roller coasters, that was more fun for me as a kid then to climb into a roof, tree or other structure and jump off. Sure I may have broken a few bones between the ages of 5-11 due to gravity but it made me learn to respect it more rather than fear it. This also allowed me to enjoy cliff diving at 10-11 years old and bungee jumping a little over a decade later. Ziplines have always been fun ever since I was 6 or 7 years old. The early lessons on respecting gravity may have also been the reason why I never fell off a horse (was riding em since I was 4-5 years old).

@joshuayantis1763 Ай бұрын

I too battle with gravity. Dec. 4, 2017 I fell 25 feet to the Earth. I was working on a ham radio antenna, home, alone. I came crashing out of the sky like a meteor. I landed on my feet after a carabiner failed on my safety harness releasing me to the sky. At said time i was 360 pounds. I got second and third degree rope burns on both of my hands. My glasses went one way and my cell phone another. I broke both bones in my right shin. I had to drag myself to find my glasses the my phone. While laying on the ground I called the squad. While talking to them I think i broke my leg. The next question was icing on the cake. "What makes you think that? To which I responded " my foot is facing the wrong way." I live in a little village surrounded by corn fields. It took about 15 minutes to get to me. The minute the came rolling into town everyone came out and over to see what was going on. One of my neighbors looked over the squad crew and saw my leg and asked how i was so calm about it. He said he would have been barfing and swearing. I told him through years of living next to him that i have a high pain tolerance. Good times😂

@catherineginn7779 Ай бұрын

Omgosh 😂😂

@BiornBear Ай бұрын

Yeah, I never thought when I was in high school that gravity would have become an enemy in my 50’s but you are quite correct good sir, gravity, though a law is…… how do the kids say? Gravity is a bitch my good fellow. 😂😂😂😂

@mordenwyldanebonbolt8729 Ай бұрын

Worse, she's vengeful & jealous, as well.

@HappyBear376 Ай бұрын

I'm a Skydiver, steeplejack and rope tech. Now I'm older...

@bettyswallocks6411 Ай бұрын

Gravity is such a massive topic, but I just can’t resist it.

@aurysage3043 Ай бұрын

Un-a-living. Excellent word.

@pdxmusl1510 Ай бұрын

Genx here... Your missing out. 😁 I did a zipline down a whole mountain and it was an absolute blast. Pretty sure I ralphed since I have motion sickness. But... totally do it again. Never had a beef with gravity. But had a beef with pain and won.

@4windsfarmstead Ай бұрын

I had a battle with gravity yesterday. Needless to wi lost

@petuniasevan Ай бұрын

I was walking down a set of concrete stairs (using BOTH handrails!) a few years ago when I suddenly found myself on the steps with one leg under me. It was instantaneous. I knew then that I no longer was young. I limped for a few days as a reminder.

@VictorRomeo1917 Ай бұрын

"Husky" yup, i know that one.

@herpermike_ Ай бұрын

My pants used to say husky also lol!

@aaronwermers4160 Ай бұрын

It's a blast man, try it!! I am 286lbs and it works for me!

@bettyswallocks6411 Ай бұрын

As we get on in years, why does gravity have to be so cruel to those parts of us that were already dangley?

@kimberlykovach6236 Ай бұрын

I agree. I'm keeping my fat ass on the ground. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@keithpederson9912 Ай бұрын

Zip lines are fun. I have few regrets in life. There is one, the Navy put the kybash on, doing a high line/zip line, ship to ship while i was in the Pacific. They deemed the waters to choppy🤨 We lost a cpl pallets with soft drinks. Told them, cans can not hold on, i have 2 strong arms and hands... i can hold on... NOPE... would NOT let me do it. 😠

@slaaneshhedonite7068 Ай бұрын

I just tested gravity yesterday. A few stitches, black eye, busted knee and messed up glasses later… I can assure you gravity is still in full force.

@mordenwyldanebonbolt8729 Ай бұрын

I get along just fine with gravity... because I never make the mistake of _arguing_ with it. I know, if I were to try, I would fail, every time. My one victory over gravity is my height (I'm tall); in deference to this victory (& knowing gravity can be unforgiving), I even avoid high places, where gravity might have opportunity to seek vengeance on my no-longer-skinny frame.

@charlenechristian7679 Ай бұрын

Haha. I had to get Sears Lemon Frog clothing for husky girls

@davidparr6567 Ай бұрын

Husky jeans....they did not rip or tear but melted if you crawled too fast on carpet.😮😮

@4310corey Ай бұрын

You must be a PREACHER, because your preaching to the choir.😁😁😁

@Rodger_Phillips Ай бұрын

I call myself a Physicist, because every time I ever tried to do things like this, I proved the Law of Gravity and Planetary Centrifugal force to be 100% accurate. years ago I would leap off roofs, from moving vehicles out of trees and not a single issue, I once even rode one of these "flying foxes" and scraped my butt on the dirt below, now if I tried any of that, I would be hurting tenfold from places that where not even part of the incident.

@Hunter225 Ай бұрын

It used to like me. 😂😂

@yattaguru Ай бұрын

Gravity and I have an understanding...it keeps me upright and stationary, I don't try any fancy, stupid sh1t that will probably make me the next Darwin candidate

@sheltonpacificwood7777 Ай бұрын

That was me in Hawaii.😂

@danieljonhson6367 20 күн бұрын

Gravity and I haven't been on speaking terms for many years now.

@Billy_Rizzle Ай бұрын

I have no issue with gravity, but I do have issues with some of the objects with which gravity wants me to go rapidly towards.

@heideleskun1163 Ай бұрын

Looks line a zip line failure. I've ziplined and that "landing" doesn't look like any I've done. My kids even Zipped down a mountain I still regret not doing that one. Oh did I mention I'm afraid of heights?