That’s why gravity is a LAW and not just a guidelines or rule. 😂
@mattbrown5511Ай бұрын
Not for Airborne and Air Assault US Army grunts. Wanna guess what I did for nearly 20 years?
@ThatGuy-vi8chАй бұрын
@@mattbrown5511 🤔 imma guess cashier at Joanne Fabrics 😂
@mattbrown5511Ай бұрын
@@ThatGuy-vi8ch Yeah, funny. Haha.
@christianperkinson497Ай бұрын
The way she yelled oh shit and nearly took them both out had me rolling
@GermanNightmare1976Ай бұрын
On any given day, one can never win against gravity. There's only those days on which you don't lose against it.
@martineldritchАй бұрын
A few months ago I was painting inside a garage and I turned and fell down two steps. It wasn't the fall that surprised me, it was the instantaneous connection with the floor. In falls in the past I had time to look at the ceiling, laugh at my folly or just reconsider my choices in life. But no, it was just SLIP BAM. Gravity doesn't like me anymore I can tell
@Rodger_PhillipsАй бұрын
I was heading out the front door to go to work at 1:30 am, and I had a fight with gravity, it not only won, but owned me as it showed me how missing six stairs and landing on concrete feels. at the time I was more annoyed that I had to change my uniform because I put holes in it, but then the pain and stiffness kicked in about 3 hours later during a 14hour shift. so, I no longer argue with Gravity.
@davidparr6567Ай бұрын
@@martineldritch rapid deceleration or mild concrete poisoning?
@dawnbrady684Ай бұрын
Some people need to start ignoring that little bird that chirps things in their ears. They hang out with murphy and finnegan more often than people think. 😅
@OriginalMomoАй бұрын
I’d truly become the wrecking ball my father always used to call me 😈🤣😂🤣😈🤷🏼♂️
@wegotgameАй бұрын
😂I love it. Mine always called me a bull in a china shop and since I turned 50 I realize he is right.
@goblinqueen4991Ай бұрын
Gravity got the best of me back in December. I'm still in PT to relearn how to walk.
@mattbrown5511Ай бұрын
I did it, so can you. Best of luck and hard work.
@KSai207Ай бұрын
I am fluffier than you and I enjoyed it without injury. #ElderGenX #1966
@davidparr6567Ай бұрын
@KSai207 remember when Yukon Cornelius tells Rudolph that bumbles bounce? Not after fifty...I don't bounce, I break.
@stevelambert6404Ай бұрын
Some people need to stop listening to their ego and start listening to their bodies
@mattbrown5511Ай бұрын
Unfortunately, Uncle Sam had me for little too long as a grunt. They wiped out all reasonableness and common sense.
@denisebacher5040Ай бұрын
Gravity reminds me over and over how it reigns supremely over me. Since I was a child I have injured myself over and over and over. If I can trip over or run into something I definitely will. I’m accidents waiting to happen. So I don’t do things like this, jumping out of planes, bungee jumping, parasailing, etc. Even if I don’t die the amount of pain I know I’ll feel is not worth the few minutes of that “experience “.
@user-hj8yh2kh5sАй бұрын
I thought she was going to take them both out 😅
@davidparr6567Ай бұрын
Gravity??? Once we passed 50 teabagging took on a new meaning in the bathroom. Lol...cold water😅😅😅
@wegotgameАй бұрын
Took me a minute to comprehend but oh boy did I howl with laughter when my poor old brain understood. 😂😂 I guess that’s the trade off for you not having to deal with menopause.
@danhammond8406Ай бұрын
Made a seat spacer for the porcelain throne. Keeps them just high enough, for now.....
@davidparr6567Ай бұрын
@@danhammond8406 bought a padded one for the same effect.
@wegotgame27 күн бұрын
Well you all just gave this woman an education. Thanks guys!
@timslack7568Ай бұрын
that ended better than I expected, I saw the guard rail and thought she was somehow hurling towards that
@JoeXTheXJuggalo1Ай бұрын
Same here brother. A few weeks ago I had a Wolf or Hobo Spider crawl up my leg at 2 in the morning while I'm laying on my bed. Well when I turned on my phone light and saw what it was I jumped up out of bed and by time I halfway turned around to grab something to get the spider gravity said "NOPE". I ended up topping over and tackling my bookshelf messing up my shoulder, neck, side, and chest on my left side. Also pretty much belly flopping on my stomach wasn't bad enough some of the contents on the shelf come crashing down on top of me.
@trishayamada807Ай бұрын
I sneezed when a pantry moth flew into my face and I ended up in urgent care with a bulging disc in my neck. The doctor asked what I did. I sneezed. Who knew you could hurt yourself sneezing.
@erikbrantly4015Ай бұрын
I love the way you explain things. Perfect.
@desmien679Ай бұрын
As a kid, I loved gravity, there little else except video games and roller coasters, that was more fun for me as a kid then to climb into a roof, tree or other structure and jump off. Sure I may have broken a few bones between the ages of 5-11 due to gravity but it made me learn to respect it more rather than fear it. This also allowed me to enjoy cliff diving at 10-11 years old and bungee jumping a little over a decade later. Ziplines have always been fun ever since I was 6 or 7 years old. The early lessons on respecting gravity may have also been the reason why I never fell off a horse (was riding em since I was 4-5 years old).
@joshuayantis1763Ай бұрын
I too battle with gravity. Dec. 4, 2017 I fell 25 feet to the Earth. I was working on a ham radio antenna, home, alone. I came crashing out of the sky like a meteor. I landed on my feet after a carabiner failed on my safety harness releasing me to the sky. At said time i was 360 pounds. I got second and third degree rope burns on both of my hands. My glasses went one way and my cell phone another. I broke both bones in my right shin. I had to drag myself to find my glasses the my phone. While laying on the ground I called the squad. While talking to them I think i broke my leg. The next question was icing on the cake. "What makes you think that? To which I responded " my foot is facing the wrong way." I live in a little village surrounded by corn fields. It took about 15 minutes to get to me. The minute the came rolling into town everyone came out and over to see what was going on. One of my neighbors looked over the squad crew and saw my leg and asked how i was so calm about it. He said he would have been barfing and swearing. I told him through years of living next to him that i have a high pain tolerance. Good times😂
@catherineginn7779Ай бұрын
Omgosh 😂😂
@BiornBearАй бұрын
Yeah, I never thought when I was in high school that gravity would have become an enemy in my 50’s but you are quite correct good sir, gravity, though a law is…… how do the kids say? Gravity is a bitch my good fellow. 😂😂😂😂
@mordenwyldanebonbolt8729Ай бұрын
Worse, she's vengeful & jealous, as well.
@HappyBear376Ай бұрын
I'm a Skydiver, steeplejack and rope tech. Now I'm older...
@bettyswallocks6411Ай бұрын
Gravity is such a massive topic, but I just can’t resist it.
@aurysage3043Ай бұрын
Un-a-living. Excellent word.
@pdxmusl1510Ай бұрын
Genx here... Your missing out. 😁 I did a zipline down a whole mountain and it was an absolute blast. Pretty sure I ralphed since I have motion sickness. But... totally do it again. Never had a beef with gravity. But had a beef with pain and won.
@4windsfarmsteadАй бұрын
I had a battle with gravity yesterday. Needless to wi lost
@petuniasevanАй бұрын
I was walking down a set of concrete stairs (using BOTH handrails!) a few years ago when I suddenly found myself on the steps with one leg under me. It was instantaneous. I knew then that I no longer was young. I limped for a few days as a reminder.
@VictorRomeo1917Ай бұрын
"Husky" yup, i know that one.
@herpermike_Ай бұрын
My pants used to say husky also lol!
@aaronwermers4160Ай бұрын
It's a blast man, try it!! I am 286lbs and it works for me!
@bettyswallocks6411Ай бұрын
As we get on in years, why does gravity have to be so cruel to those parts of us that were already dangley?
@kimberlykovach6236Ай бұрын
I agree. I'm keeping my fat ass on the ground. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@keithpederson9912Ай бұрын
Zip lines are fun. I have few regrets in life. There is one, the Navy put the kybash on, doing a high line/zip line, ship to ship while i was in the Pacific. They deemed the waters to choppy🤨 We lost a cpl pallets with soft drinks. Told them, cans can not hold on, i have 2 strong arms and hands... i can hold on... NOPE... would NOT let me do it. 😠
@slaaneshhedonite7068Ай бұрын
I just tested gravity yesterday. A few stitches, black eye, busted knee and messed up glasses later… I can assure you gravity is still in full force.
@mordenwyldanebonbolt8729Ай бұрын
I get along just fine with gravity... because I never make the mistake of _arguing_ with it. I know, if I were to try, I would fail, every time. My one victory over gravity is my height (I'm tall); in deference to this victory (& knowing gravity can be unforgiving), I even avoid high places, where gravity might have opportunity to seek vengeance on my no-longer-skinny frame.
@charlenechristian7679Ай бұрын
Haha. I had to get Sears Lemon Frog clothing for husky girls
@davidparr6567Ай бұрын
Husky jeans....they did not rip or tear but melted if you crawled too fast on carpet.😮😮
@4310coreyАй бұрын
You must be a PREACHER, because your preaching to the choir.😁😁😁
@Rodger_PhillipsАй бұрын
I call myself a Physicist, because every time I ever tried to do things like this, I proved the Law of Gravity and Planetary Centrifugal force to be 100% accurate. years ago I would leap off roofs, from moving vehicles out of trees and not a single issue, I once even rode one of these "flying foxes" and scraped my butt on the dirt below, now if I tried any of that, I would be hurting tenfold from places that where not even part of the incident.
@Hunter225Ай бұрын
It used to like me. 😂😂
@yattaguruАй бұрын
Gravity and I have an understanding...it keeps me upright and stationary, I don't try any fancy, stupid sh1t that will probably make me the next Darwin candidate
@sheltonpacificwood7777Ай бұрын
That was me in Hawaii.😂
@danieljonhson636720 күн бұрын
Gravity and I haven't been on speaking terms for many years now.
@Billy_RizzleАй бұрын
I have no issue with gravity, but I do have issues with some of the objects with which gravity wants me to go rapidly towards.
@heideleskun1163Ай бұрын
Looks line a zip line failure. I've ziplined and that "landing" doesn't look like any I've done. My kids even Zipped down a mountain I still regret not doing that one. Oh did I mention I'm afraid of heights?
@Opinions-d5pАй бұрын
I am a grandma and no. My problems is arthritis. I literally be a bag of broken bones.👀😉
@Mav_FАй бұрын
I believe, the heavier you are the more gravity hurts. My personal experience. lol I am guessing that is what he is saying too.
@Zzzz-h1rАй бұрын
❤😂😊💜
@cattmi5176Ай бұрын
Hahahaha 😅😂😅
@MagnustheJustАй бұрын
Gravity doesn't exist... The earth sucks.
@mattbrown5511Ай бұрын
Does jumping out airplanes and helicopters for Uncle Sam count? Gravity only pulls you in one direction, and that makes the choices really simple.
@mordenwyldanebonbolt8729Ай бұрын
To be fair, that's a bunch of people, with the backing of the military & lots of physics, ganging up on gravity. You can get away with a draw there.