Please, Don't Touch Anything """"""Speedrun""""""

[@charmanderfan1]

I love how he’s pretending like things don’t exist when the chat is telling him to do things he already did

[@joshleake3517]

charmander fan1 Imagine being fruit man and having a dozen people keep yelling at you to do things that he’s clearly already done. The man’s gotta make it fun for himself somehow

[@eclipsion136]

Especially because this is a game where YOU CAN SEE THE ENDINGS YOU GOT xD

[@jans452]

@@joshleake3517 GUYS WE HAVE TO BEAT MISTY

[@misterturkturkle]

No

[@meropticon_1651]

Shitting on backseat gamers is every man's god-given right.

[@SethAbercromby]

Fun fact about the fibonacci sequence, the game was programmed to accept when you either start at 1 or 0, so it accepts both '011235813' and '112358132' as valid answers, even though the 21 gets bisected.

[@goodguyguy5022]

Ok

[@graceiouyce584]

The fact I’m seeing a comment within 24 hours of myself just saying “OK” to the top comment ima. 3 year old video is just way to funny.

[@SethAbercromby]

@@graceiouyce584 How is this even close to top comment with like a tenth of the most liked comment? Anyway, I just made an observation for those who care. You're free to not care about the things I might find neat, I just don't see the point of replying to a 3 y/o comment with the fact that you don't care.

[@2stral]

​@@SethAbercrombylmao today is the re reccomending day, huh

[@goofysillymood]

9 months after the initial schism and this is still inch resting, cool observation friend :)

[@logans.7932]

Theory: The player is an intern, and in a moment of boredom, imagines what the big red button could do on his first day on the job. The final ending is what it actually does.

[@DisgustedCheese]

I actually really like that theory!

[@zerotakis]

The game is an infinite loop of one guy pressing buttons while the other one has to piss after drinking too much coffee. pure art.

[@cosmicmuse2195]

Nice. I never beat the game myself because the version I got was a bit glitched. (Pirating is bad.)

[@charlottebiscuit4133]

but that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY

[@NeverEverTM]

"Ah, so coffee ... well that was less exciting than i though

[@adaptable1553]

The chat telling him about endings they can see he already got in two different places, the posters and yellow lights... It's like if a Pokemon trainer showed you all the badges they had earned and you just responded telling them they should do all the gyms those badges belong to.

[@adumbdannia]

Fax

[@steveboy3712]

"Dude go fight misty and koga already"

[@justinlose4913]

Grayfruit: Uploads a new """"speedrun"""' Me: *s l i c k*

[@zezoister4314]

*S* *l* *i* *c* *k*

[@knethen]

s l i c k

[@MrIKnow-qk8cr]

*s l i c K*

[@aprilvee9154]

s l i c k

[@justinlose4913]

@k0h3z *s l i c k*

[@Berd]

when more pikmin

[@grayfruit]

when a new game/port comes out

[@oshawott5308]

no, there’s never going to be any more Pikmin. it’s a big sad.

[@patch7151]

Wtf

[@matimate8172]

Why are you here???

[@netfricks5041]

BERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@NamEhcatsoum]

y'all ever just watch the full stream before the "speed run"

[@Fierywell]

Yes

[@sumote1947]

Yeah

[@eyemotif]

yeah i love them

[@thecoooool]

Ye

[@theblusnake8603]

yup

[@Edd_Harr]

Kinda sad he never got the one where you smash the button with a hammer. That one's neat.

[@naplockblubba5369]

Or the one where he waits for a while

[@Jonymankitty]

He did. Where he fought the unborn baby? 4:55

[@-jax-3631]

or the one where he pressed the button

[@lastchance1829]

or the one where he drops the bombs

[@SpingotGoomer]

@@naplockblubba5369 there is no ending for waiting smh

[@jamesdessent5984]

If you listen carefully you can hear Pythagoras rolling in his grave at 10:50

[@joex-mn4we]

Looking for this comment, I certainty rolled on my sit lol

[@levinies2187]

Everyone knows A + B = C

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@levinies2187 yeah i sure DO know 1+2=3 pal, thanks for that one!

[@smallkidneyjoe4046]

Fuck Pythagoras, decomposed bitch.

[@gudadada]

I love how he progressively trolled the new people joining chat as they told him to do things he already did.

[@benbaez6044]

The best part of this was your stubborn insistence that the things you’d already done couldn’t be done, and that you went out of your way to *sort of* do them in the wrong way to prove it was impossible. I bet you drove them all insane lmaooo

[@teavis2762]

10:49 As a Math teacher, I cried.

[@LennyTheSniper]

I'm also triggered lmfao he should go back to high school he messed up a very eazy thing to do.

[@FreezerBurnMC]

I can see where he's coming from though. As a college student you often go months without touching math, and when you come back to it, you tend to forget even the most basic things. For people who aren't in college it's even worse

[@RotatingBuffalo]

you must be an interesting math teacher to have a pink guy profile picture

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@FreezerBurnMC yea I feel like calc 1 is going to kill me, I cant remember anything from high school

[@bubbadoo10]

@@RotatingBuffalo Lmao, teachers have lives they do too, and some are memesters on the internet. I mean shit, I know a KZbinr who is a college English professor that also dresses in drag and plays video games for KZbin.

[@cloudy772]

Don’t play the stanley parable YET! Wait until the ultra deluxe version comes out as its going to add at least double the endings and maybe more!

[@oblivioneg925]

Finn Wright the final version still isn’t out?! I thought everybody completed it already.

[@cloudy772]

OblivionEg It’s not really a final version. It’s an expansion. They’re also going to add it to consoles as well

[@aidanfuge2108]

they need to add vr support imo. seems perfect for that sort of game

[@lostglaceon9274]

He should play the demo first, that has SOOOO much unique gameplay on its own.

[@harryloveland2748]

@@aidanfuge2108 Holy shit YES that would bang

[@willful759]

"it's just 8 + 3 because the root gets rid of the square" and just like that you lost all of your math/engineering inclined viewers

[@sas14285]

Pythagoras is not proud of that*

[@sashakucher261]

*Cries

[@piccadilliesband]

that part fucked me up. i had to pause the video.

[@RubyPiec]

Y e s, a triangle with one side being 8 and the other 3 totally makes the hypotenuse 11. If only math was that easy FeelsBadMan

[@toastertoaster9123]

I came to the comments as soon as he said that.

[@PieOfCthulhu]

"The square root just gets rid of the squares, so it's just 8 + 3" p a i n

[@palas2891]

You should do a Superliminal """"Speedrun"""". Game fits perfectly for this format.

[@kulekid6917]

thered be a lot of "SSLLIIIIICK"s in that """"""speedrun""""""

[@aaronli8843]

Oh that'd be great.

[@RADZIO895]

Yes

[@daughter-of-sappho]

just watched aliensrock play that. it's super trippy. I want to play it for myself.

[@thepurplemudkip9998]

let me guess you found the game from aliensrock?

[@fd.]

*slight inconvenience* "Sorry guys, autoclicker coming out"

[@Side_N0te]

I like how the backseaters could see what endings they got and didn't realize

[@impossible9092]

grayfruit: 80% done chat: BRO dOnt Forget to LauncH thE gAme

[@donvid8969]

Nobody: The Guide: *find the romans*

[@charlottebiscuit4133]

use hammer on roman empire

[@vapor-sings]

Use the golden ticket

[@chiiyon]

The Rs

[@donvid8969]

@Obama don’t care It's six words in a KZbin comment, man, you don't have to bust out Tragedy of the Commons on my ass

[@AA-rh5ee]

@Obama don’t care Grandpa forgot to take his pills again!

[@EmergentSea1]

Just so you know, the Fibonacci sequence was hinted at beneath the don’t do it note. Fibonacci’s real name is Leonardo Pisano.

[@Poly_0000]

Just for the record: Grayfruit thinks 50 clicks per second is a fast auto clicker.

[@justpassingby298]

Maybe the game chat go faster?

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

If you make it go too fast it won't register for some games

[@shigushigu741]

Late, but he had to lessen the clicks per second because it wouldn't register

[@Poly_0000]

@@shigushigu741 Thanks!

[@link_team3855]

its not bad, and going much faster makes it hard to stop where you want to

[@jacobdcollier]

It’s been years but GRYB is still embroidered directly into my neural pathways

[@calebelliott2629]

Fun fact, in the yin yang ☯️ ending, the music goes in reverse as well.

[@Rs15z]

"The square root just gets rid of the squares"

[@Square789_]

Can't confirm, source: am square

[@mysticcrab4133]

@@Square789_ I trust you

[@THCHead]

@@Square789_ the only Boy i trust

[@EspressoTyme]

This floor here is made out of floor

[@Peppy2975]

I love how chat made me lose every single brain cell I've ever had just because they were begging gray to do stuff he already did

[@stone9802]

i dye when he says "I'M MAKING SHAPES, CHAT, ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?"

[@Natoursofcourse]

what colour?

[@stone9802]

@@Natoursofcourse oh my god i just noticed that. fuck voice text lol.

[@WrathofKhorne25]

I literally just watched the vod like an hour ago. I was like He ShOuLd MaKe A sPeEdRuN!

[@nitrozerg]

“Damn! That made my brain wrinkle.”

[@dddeergirl]

7:46 bogosort, activate

[@roetemeteor]

LMAO, It really is.

[@andrewvella7829]

lol Comp Sci

[@antrobot]

18:53 "ocean--man" TAKE ME BY THE HAND

[@epicdark7256]

"bioshock" -grayfruit 2020

[@jbsgroup96]

Gotta love everyone in chat telling him how to get endings hes already gotten, as if there aren't posters in the background literally showing which ones he's already gotten

[@blobberberry]

Grayfruit vs Pythagoras 10:50

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Luigi can do absolutely nothing and beat this speedrun

[@TheWarbo]

This is one of them channels I can see really taking off. Yous a funnyman.

[@Kezsora]

I've been watching grayfruit ever since he uploaded exclusively Smash memetages and I'm so glad people are taking notice of him, he's just a naturally funny guy.

[@slashdoomer]

Same. I just think he takes a little too much from Vinny in terms of comedic stylings at times, but that doesn't show well in this video

[@OcrimBob]

You'se*

[@bubbadoo10]

@@slashdoomer Well if he takes from Vinny, he's doing it better imo. Not to be rude, but I just.. am not a fan of Vinny and don't find most of his stuff entertaining. I really adore Red Vox though, Vin definitely has a talent in making music. I just ain't a big fan of his streams.

[@shattermelon496]

@@slashdoomer no such thing as too much yot

[@grimgrinningghost8528]

This game's soundtrack has no right being as good as it is.

[@angryman...]

It has ever right

[@metal3978]

@@angryman... bong bong bing bung bung bung bing bong.

[@dragonmaster9817]

that thing when you beat the bloody fetus is actually a fish embryo, the aliens eat fish embryos

[@crackerjaq9974]

Just wanted to let Fruit know, thought 3 years later, I caught the edit at 18:53 when you made it sound like you said "Ocean Man." Idk if anyone else noticed it, but I did. 3 years later, know that you can rest easy, knowing at least 1 person caught that joke.

[@Phapchamp]

VR version of this game is really amazing. It has lots of new shit and some of them are really cool.

[@UnchargedBattery978]

if i'm being honest, the screen after you kill the fetus baby has always kinda freaked me out

[@burnt_fuze2281]

yea it looks like a scalpel, an embryo of some sort, and a scar. always very eerie, and it's always more creepy in puzzle games

[@strangevol5264]

@@burnt_fuze2281is a shrimp with shrimp eating utensils

[@ItsCounter]

Alternate title: Touching literally everything. Very, very fast.

[@BananaLizard]

"no backseating" backseat himself

[@The5lacker]

"The bottom is just 11." Comic gold.

[@milkape7363]

Honestly this pfp has to be the second most common one second to whoever is still using the oh yeah yeah one

[@elevenunderscore11]

wh

[@maxamillion6042]

Oh yeah, gotta love that apocalyptic feel, yeah?

[@KeeganKeegan]

Everybody gangsta until Grayfruit forgets the Pythagorean theorem.

[@mudstick]

16:08 >he doesnt know about gay crime

[@goopy-fella]

watching playthroughs of this without commentary is a good way to fall asleep

[@Eclipsed_Moon2]

Until the Illuminati appear

[@yoshigamer2617]

Except when you get the unborn baby ending (this is a sentence I thought I would never type)

[@heresplitatom9945]

This is a game where you blow up a nuke within 30 seconds of gameplay

[@CannOfSoup]

"touch" Don't touch

[@jamesdessent5984]

Noodles... don’t noodles

[@connor48880]

JEFFREY JELLYFISH WAIT JEFFREY, I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU

[@se.224]

when this vid first came out the pandemic wasn't even a thing, that's wild to think about, I've followed you grayfruit for 3 years now

[@tommarshall1725]

I’m so happy this beautiful channel is getting more and more popular. Keep going my sweet fruit

[@smile--]

50% Puzzle 50% Making fun of backseaters

[@SillyBones953]

After playing the vr version I realized how different the vr one is to the original

[@BoulderWraith]

Why does this feel so "classic internet era" Either way its a really cool game that makes you question when your gonna die

[@maxamillion6042]

Grayfruit be uploading when I'm trying to eat my Papa Luigi™ burger, but I guess this be better.

[@eyemotif]

1:44 that was scarily accurate to that british tts voice

[@QRebound]

"The square root just gets rid of the squares" AHHHHHHHHHH

[@IsStillVicarious]

Oh my gosh. The trolling of backseaters who don't even look to see that you've completed that ending yet is hilarious.

[@Kezsora]

grayfruits robotic English accent is actually really good.

[@anhduy07]

grayfruit: the tentative title for this video was "very smart man presses buttons very smartly" among us public players: i dont see that

[@YoloYester94]

He sounded way more nasal-y back then

[@keitherson1230]

i just realized that the pentagram picture on the right gets more demonic 13:09

[@fen4554]

"It's perfect for a VR game because you never move" These will be remembered as the dark days. As someone who has fully operational VR legs, I can't wait for you all to join me.

[@lunafoxfire]

bro teach me the path of light

[@dragonmaster9817]

The image you get after you defeat the button creature, that thing in the center is actually a chicken embryo

[@Conklin03]

18:53 *take me by the hand*

[@ej-jz5rc]

lead me to the land

[@LlohanShorts]

Actually watched the vod so I thought this was a vod of grey actually speed running this game

[@maximilianbonkers9635]

There should be a category to beat this game without touching anything(A.K.A your keyboard, mouse, etc) I would definitely watch that.

[@hissingfaunaa]

How?

[@SinisterFlame]

18:52 “Ocean…man!” Now I got ween stuck in my head

[@PaigeLTS05]

"The square root just gets rid of the squares" This actually made me scream in anguish because NO it does not. When you add two squares, you can't just get rid of the square root like that. Math doesn't work that way. Root of 8^2 + 3^2 is root 64+9 which is root 73. Pretty sure it's a surd, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Also, that solution, being literally 8232 rather than an actual mathematical solution was interesting.

[@basicbacon5951]

Neeeeeeeeeeeeerd

[@skimmyuwu]

If the square root actually cancelled out the squares it would basically say sqrt73 = 11, which is definitely not true. lmao

[@mellomallo]

wow numbers

[@waypastcool5788]

Congratulations, you're better at math then someone who's probably been out of University for years and is a KZbinr

[@aladvs]

Basic Bacon or maybe you're just dumb?

[@Joffy]

wild that this one off video of a stream that, imo, isn't even the best speedrun or playthrough of a game that grayfruit has done managed to become the #1 video.

[@exhaustednerd1522]

Grayfruit: asks that backseating to be kept to a minimum Chat: Use hammer on button

[@ViatorsPath]

18:52 "Ocean... man!" TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND-

[@elijahkeay3906]

This game always creeped me the hell out when I was really little

[@naplockblubba5369]

Still kinda creeps me out. The runes song is so ominous

[@gabrielhenson5751]

The demon ghost on screen was always the spookiest bit. They would put in the pattern of red lights and then demon

[@leatherturtle8373]

26:08 scared the shit out of me for name to just be said like that.

[@3dDoener]

So weird to have watched the stream (or the VOD in my case) and then see the edited version. Also, slick.

[@Surreal_Sheep]

Haha same

[@PastoG]

bruh, i just finished watching the vod and u upload this... guess i'll watch it again

[@commanderfoxtrot]

I’m gay and I don’t backseat.

[@lucariken2065]

why do people say he got missed a few endings? HE LITERALLY GOT THEM ALL! He got the coffee ending afterall.

[@thecolorpurple6401]

You should do a baba is you """""""""speedrun""""""""" *i want to see ur brain melt.*

[@siraxolot4262]

brain is melt

[@DeadlyBlaze]

Brain is melt is hot

[@bunbunnbunnybun]

GRAYFRUIT is DEFEAT and YOU

[@AppL12334]

I will like his reaction to the infinite loop

[@Temsaa]

"This puzzle is customized for your specific game" *Please, Don't Touch Anything is personalized*

[@alexhardy8160]

"square root gets rid of the squares right so its just 8 + 3" me: *dies inside* "if in parentheses it cancels out" me: why are you doing this

[@Takittack]

Person: YOU GOTTA GET **Ending hes already got** Grayfruit: Your bad and you should feel bad

[@joowa2159]

A classic indeed.

[@exador1337]

it's one thing to set speedrun in quotations because it's not really a speedrun, but in the end of day it ends up in the searchresults of please,don't touch anything speedruns anyway...

[@nicolastoe8328]

You should do DEADBOLT speedrun. underappreciated game with a bangin soundtrack

[@kenopsia9013]

sungazer, nice

[@gonzalogonzalo6991]

18:52 take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

[@Sip_Dhit]

50%: making fun of someone who hasn't used that level (albeit low in the grand scheme of math) math and doing it wrong 50%: the standard stuff

[@Rico-id5mo]

18:53 the guy : Ocean, Man Me: *TaKe Me By ThE hAnD lEaD mE tO tHe LaNd*

[@AppL12334]

Ocean man

[@readyplayerthree3]

"Backseaters are gay" sounds about right! I am both >:3

[@ICDedPeplArisen]

He did it... He touched everything...

[@pandawithagun1207]

Hey that was me who said remember the symbols

[@EvTyAn]

this man is Techno, if he finished college

[@EvTyAn]

This is a joke, pls dont hurt/kill me

[@0DRONZER]

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""speedrun""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

[@SoI-]

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""speedrun"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

[@RiceWindu]

8:52 YOU HAD IT!!! JUST PRESS THE MIDDLE SQUARE OF THE CROSS AND YOU WOULD HAVE HAD IT ARGHHHH

[@gabrielhenson5751]

No he needed to light all of them up not get rid of the lights

[@sameewise7616]

OMG YES!!!!! I LOVE THIS GAME!!

[@BRamz_121]

I love how many people are willing to provide solutions but have no idea what posters stand for those solutions. You could just use your eyes and see exactly what endings he's already gotten...

[@cheeseenjoyer6562]

yeet

[@JustJacob441]

I like to think that this and Control are in the same universe, this coffee machine just showed up at The Oldest House and just gives random people horrible multiple dimension experiences.

[@Putingy]

2:10 it does say GRYB in the vr version.

[@Theo-cg4py]

I love that gray makes fun of tons of people in the chat who are talking about the endings he's already done