How (not) To Be A Lolcow

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[@ergifem]

I think not posting all your thoughts on the internet is a good start. I'm autistic, and I did get into dumb shit back in the day due to me taking everything seriously. I also wanted to be a youtuber and Twitch streamer. I quickly realized I had the charisma of a wet cat. Self reflection is also necessary in not becoming a lolcow.

[@graymads]

Big agree

[@MyMProductions3]

I'm Autistic too. I could say being at least mildly self-aware is what has kept me from being an online lolcow, but it's not. In reality, it's the fact that I've always been too insecure to post myself unabashedly like most lolcows do. I tend to do/say stupid shit because of my autisim/adhd so I've become a lolcow irl. At least I'm not on blast for millions of people to feed off of my humiliation, though. I'm so glad almost nobody knows I exist.

[@MyMProductions3]

@@Vrypor Thank you for your thoughtful comment. I hope the same for you.

[@hihosheffieldwednesday]

Everything is serious tho really

[@trench900]

@@hihosheffieldwednesday uh no, it really isn't

[@ethanedwards5294]

I'd argue that Chris has become a horror cow with his whole Oedipus maneuver. But that's up for debate.

[@PhantomEagle..]

You are right, but before he did the "Hanky Panky" with his mom he was the first lolcow

[@redherringoffshoot2341]

whether him going from lolcow to horrorcow can be considered an evolution of sorts or an outright de-evolution also depends on who you ask ​@@PhantomEagle..

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Chris was pretty horrifying ever since threatening to rape Megan after he lost the _Parappa_ contest, and that was before the Internet actually knew anything about him besides _Sonichu._

[@mykaruest3620]

​@@DistractedGlobeGuy I still can't believe that people wrote the Megan thing off with, "Oh, he wouldn't actually do it, and she's exaggerating the whole thing" or straight up thinking Megan was a liar...

[@muggins2279]

He deserves a class all of his own tbh

[@Kitykitycoco]

Tbh the defining factor, to me, that connects all of them is narcissism. They are self centered, self aggrandizing, self pitying. Everything but self aware and self improving. People like this have always existed, now they have the opportunity to broadcast themselves via the internet.

[@FoxyPercival714]

Wow, and here I thought I was a lolcow. I can't be a narcissist, self-centered, self aggrandizing, or self pitying. I'm just a nice guy and hated how people harassed me online.

[@hihosheffieldwednesday]

@@FoxyPercival714same here. I’m not a narcissist, Ive just seemed to have encountered some really unpleasant people on the internet who basically exploited me and mocked me for their own amusement. I would be far happier today if it weren’t for those people

[@FoxyPercival714]

@@hihosheffieldwednesday Thank you. Someone with common sense.

[@redjirachi1]

Pride is considered the worst sin because it prevents you from realizing you should change.

[@FoxyPercival714]

@@Peterslothman How about no.

[@jordantruxton]

If you ever find yourself wondering if you are a lolcow, you are already 100 steps away from being one.

[@zeal9442]

Let's face it, we're all lolcows. Even Kiwis from Kiwi Farms are lolcows.

[@Anon_1003]

Everyone can be milked, it's just that people like Chris Chan are on a whole different level.

[@buckobrian7960]

I feel like getting in on the joke works well. Takes the fun out of it for most people.

[@graymads]

Self awareness goes a long way.

[@cocodong9117]

@@graymadsI feel like nickacado doesn’t rly count for this reason. I don’t think a lot of people KNOW that he’s self aware though, and just putting on a show because it pays him.

[@manager6461]

@@cocodong9117 i like nikocado but if you eat shit your teeth are still brown. i hope he doesn't have long lasting health effects

[@nu--13]

But Chris Chan has tried this

[@zeal9442]

How not to become a Lolcow: Step 1: Stay offline. Step 2: Live under a rock or in a forest far away from civilization. That's it. Step 3: Don't Exist.

[@jonahc2807]

TOUCH. GRASS. That seems to be the solution for most internet drama these days.

[@fl8281]

Forget about touching grass. These people need to inhale 'Real' oxygen for the first time in their lives.

[@Joeyd1184]

Touching grass and watching black mirror for self reflection is good advice

[@PkmnTrainerAndre]

People just need to go into a forest or something lol

[@ZentaBon]

Grass sucks, touch moss!

[@lefrongo6120]

It's just hard to say sometimes too because I've met people online who engage in *troll activities* and still have a regular life outside of the internet too. I'm sure the same can be said as lolcows, well the ones who aren't that well known.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

in my experience (from ALMOST becoming a lolcow) don't post about your fetishes/politics, don't overshare about your personal life, be kind and respectful to everyone, when you encounter trolls just ignore them, take care of your hygiene and simply be a good human being, get closer to god, make a list of your negative traits and how to correct them and read that everyday while implementing a healthy schedule, personally that's what I did, I wrote up a list of things not to do and now I don't do them, I call it "The Peace Mantra" 2023 has the been the year of change for me, I almost became a lolcow but now my life's going well, god bless you all❤

[@ColCoal]

Three steps to not be a lolcow 1. Don't be stupid 2. Don't be cringe 3. Don't be entertaining As long as you can avoid one of these three you are safe.

[@IamnottheNSA]

>"Only insecure people post stuff like this." >admits to being a lolcow in the very same comment section like clockwork Really though avoiding lolcowdom is simple - don't overshare.

[@dragonscalie]

​@@IamnottheNSA Everyone is cringe in one way or another, the only way you can be based is if you accept being cringe

[@yungmuney5903]

1. Okay sure I guess... but it's about as useful as 'don't get hit' in a fighting game 2. This is too subjective and vauge 3. What do you even mean?

[@SchizophrenixTheGaul3478]

Already tripped in number 1. Guess I'm doomed to be a lolcow the momnt I show my face

[@sabsyoutube241]

The third thing could actually be beneficial if you play your cards right. You could make a career of of being an internet funny man

[@AloneInWonder2683]

People actually bullied TheReportOfTheWeek?? people honestly p me off sometimes. the guy is so wholesome ;-;

[@p3xo]

☠️☠️

[@TheKillerEmcee]

I wanna fight somebody now...

[@p3xo]

@@TheKillerEmcee uh oh we got mr tough guy over here 😱😱

[@goouls]

you seem very kind and sweet but this is the most painful comment i’ve ever read

[@WindowsDrawer]

​@@goouls?? Why is that. Because of this emoji ;-;?

[@MarquisLeary34]

How to not become a Lolcow/meme/Soyjak? 1: Do not go out in public. 2: Do not have an expressive face. 3: Allow no photos or similar images of you to be taken. 4: Do not get on social media or post on any forum. That's about it.

[@orangutank626]

Actually no. None of this. Just dont go on social media websites and make a fool of yourself. Thats really all thats it. Dont make videos about yourself, dont engage in conversations that you know very little about. And if you are a music creator create an alter ego in where that person in charge of your music no your real self. Dont film yourself crying. Dont make dance videos if dont know how to dance nor getting paid for it. And most importantly dont engage in places where bullying is the norm

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@orangutank626 Doesn't work. Plenty of people who didn't go on social media still got meme'd just for having an expressive face while someone else had a camera. "Trigglypuff" wasn't filming herself, to use an example.

[@orangutank626]

​@@MarquisLeary34 that was more of a bullying factor that realms the far right movement with their woke agenda. also falls into the more over reacting element. Dont go to places that these people will most likely be.

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@orangutank626 Some of those people were just out in the street, thus, minimize going out in public and make sure to hide your face when you do.

[@Eibarwoman]

@@MarquisLeary34 In other words, it's more a matter of luck unless one is to go full agoraphobia.

[@rena.t]

I see a lot of people on here who have asd,I do as well,and while I do get why people make fun of lolcows, I wish they wouldn’t. Some of these people were just normal people with regular lives,exploited and used online with their mental disabilities being used against them. It’s stupid

[@philovermyer6166]

Lolcowdom is easy: Never under any circumstances reflect on your own actions. Never under any circumstances let even the most insignificant slight go without a reaction, even if all your reaction ends up being is telling everyone how you won't react. Make sure to capture every moment of your life that is SFW and post it somewhere visible. For added spice, attack larger or smaller content creators who may or may not be minding their own business in an attempt to start beef with them.

[@Fizzymilkshakee]

Don't be a lolcow be a lolcat

[@fl8281]

The simplest think you can do to not become a lolcow is : Stay Offline

[@lssjvegeta7103]

eitherr that or if you absolutely must use the internet for anything, don't make yourself public

[@gamergamer7508]

It’s true, unless you have Chris chan levels of infamy people aren’t willing to go seek you out irl

[@Mothmann.]

​@@lssjvegeta7103This. Remain anonymous for as long as humanly possible

[@Ghost-ul8eu]

It's scary that I could have ended up becoming one I had many traits similar to lolcows and if I didn't start to take stock of my behavior I could have ended up like them. I'm autistic,have obsessive unusual interests for my age,and bad social skills and poor understanding of social cues. I think what saved me was I don't share very much about myself online im very private and don't want anyone to know who I am or where I live.I wouldn't even feel comfortable if someone saw the wall of my room yet some people overshare everything.

[@gh0901_]

I feel the same way

[@GnosticMindTrain]

Apparently I'm too self aware and intelligent to be one and too detached from people to be one, I do have a weird sexuality though. I personally only fit into attention span issues for mental health issues though and trauma and a little anxiety. I'm weird, but it's mostly not related to mental health.

[@MyMProductions3]

​@@JohnnyBGoode-xn9mo Same.

[@rebel4466]

Autism and all that isn't even interesting as a lolcow. It's broadcasting everything about yourself while not taking criticism. The more you show, the more people will talk about it. If you're reasonable and react like an adult, you'll never be a top lolcow. Oversharing is always bad. I mean DSP broadcasted himself masturbating... That will lead to jokes, no matter what kind of person you are lmao

[@Ghost-ul8eu]

@@rebel4466 I think with someone like Chris chan autism wasn't the defining negative trait it was narcissism, entitlement,and laziness.Chris could never look inword and release "Maybe I'm the problem." At any time Chris could have just left the internet,got a workout regimen to improve his poor physical health,dieted better,maybe go back to school for a better degree,and get a shitty job to go alongside his SSI.Instead he decided to become chronically online,ate poorly everyday,and burned all of his money and time on videogame and toys.How do you go from your early twenties all the way to your 40s and not have even a little bit of growth and maturity.

[@kikithepupper6774]

Best solution is to not upload anything about yourself or your own picture. And also have high self awareness and emotional intellegence and know that your actions have consequences

[@DCNRS90YT]

I remember doing/saying pretty embarrassing stuff online, thankfully I make sure to take breaks off of some parts of the internet I find stressful, and mostly paint and stuff offline, and saying less dumb stuff online, unless I'm in a goofy mood or something.

[@DCNRS90YT]

I also want to add that I'm making sure to also avoid talking about personal stuff less and less online, unless it's an announcement on when I'll take a school hiatus off the internet.

[@somedude7281]

Chris has been a horror cow for years now,the whole dimensional merge saga was funny for the first year or so. But after that Chris’s mental health got so bad that it made it genuinely uncomfortable to watch. It was like watching produce decay in real time

[@FerroMagelock]

I think DSP sums it up well. A lolcow is someone who says "I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct".

[@graymads]

Exactly

[@TalpaTulpa]

If you are afraid of becoming a lolcow, you most likely won’t be a lolcow

[@adrianpaul1985]

I almost became one. I was an artist on the internet that had a huge ego and paid great attention to trolls. The way i was going, i could've easily have a kiwifarms thread made about me. But i quit and am learning from my mistakes.

[@kotelypiesely1268]

"lolcows" are victims, and the cruel, hateful people who led to their downfall should be the ones mocked

[@LikaLaruku]

In studying lolcows, I learned that the people who actively engage with them tend to have criminal records. Drachenlord is one of the saddest cases, as he was a magnate for a large number a clout-seeking juvenile delinquents & ex-convicts out on parole.

[@s.fflanger8747]

This was an incredible video for such a small channel.

[@graymads]

Thanks! Just trying to spread the good word of touching grass.

[@aarongoozman]

Don't feed trolls. That's all.

[@iriamuguillermo9678]

I regularly have nightmares about being a lolcow.

[@gradeon2848]

As a member of multiple prime lolcow demographics (trans, autism) this video is useful. Thanks for uploading, keep up the good work.👍

[@oldenoughtowatchallyoutube6761]

Basically, being kind and chill, gives you free will 😏

[@Chip_Doubledip]

For generations everyday people daydream about being famous. Now with the internet and social media platforms anyone can have a shot at it. I'm not sure if some people are just not aware of how their actions appear to others, or if they can't tell the difference between good and bad attention. Perhaps a more individualistic society has made this more of a problem. I was raised to never put your employability in jeopardy, and my survival depended on conforming and being useful to the world, such values seem like foreign concepts anymore.

[@sammysstopmotionoas2004]

There's unfortunately another piece of the puzzle. A lot of lolcows are either autistic or are neurodivergent in some way and they don't understand how to ignore or how to handle this kind of trolling and mockery. I am someone who is on the spectrum and a lot of times certain jokes or word puns can fly over my head, but back in the day I was a bit of an "IRL LOLCow" in school. I didn't know how to not respond when people would say things that would bother me or be mean or annoying around me. Eventually I learned it was just best to ignore it all; I still have trouble trying to ignore the trolling and getting into skirmishes, but I am getting better at ignoring it and I am noticing better when I make mistakes and do my best to just change the channel and move on.

[@coolcosmic4351]

This entire video is very informative and worth watching all the way through. Learning from one's mistakes and getting over them will make you a better person.

[@graymads]

Learn from the mistakes of others.

[@coolcosmic4351]

@@graymads I forgot about that part, its just as important though.

[@MarquisLeary34]

But it's inaccurate in one point; one moment CAN make you a lolcow for life. Don't believe me? Trigglypuff. Girugamesh. All it took was one moment to make them lolcows.

[@spidercoom5059]

@@MarquisLeary34 I would not call those lolcows. Outside of the memes that made them popular, no one talks about them or cares.

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@spidercoom5059 Then why are they still used as memes?

[@redjirachi1]

The chance of becoming a lolcow is inversely proportional to one's self-awareness. There are other factors that make a lolcow but this law is the one consistent trait

[@demomanfilms]

This is what scares me the most from becoming a streamer/KZbinr, considering that I'm neurodivergent. God forbid I do something stupid or upload a poorly edited video; I know I'll never hear the end of it (i.e., being described as cringe, receiving "harmful comments," etc.).

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Don't worry. I'm neurodivergent, and have made plenty of KZbin videos.

[@alabastertheunicorn3204]

Well honestly not reacting to the trolls is the best course of action

[@mpo48]

thats why i quit trying to make anything, people are cruel and there's no point in doing anything i everyone just hurts you.

[@SyberKilla]

I dont know if you will read this comment. But just want you to know this video genuinely made me feel a lot better. I said and did a lot of embarrassing stuff on reddit back when i was younger. But like you siad i never reacted to it and gave the trolls what they wanted. I know I'm just some random guy on the internet but I truly wish you the best success on KZbin.

[@brendanokeeffe220]

Thing is real life is filled with these sad, cringey, narcissistic idiots, only difference is most don't air their insanity online.

[@redbanana6841]

1. If it's important to you, don't share it. 2. If it's not important to you, don't share it.

[@tomcross3000]

In a somewhat related matter I would play a resident evil or outlast game with Chris chan as a main villain.

[@graymads]

Someone should make a mod of that.

[@tomcross3000]

@@graymads lmao and when u said pay pig I spat my drink 😝

[@citysleuth5713]

I've became fascinated with this phenomenon because i used to be like this, but luckily i remained offline. Seeing lolcows online has really helped me see the reason for my previous mistakes and consequences.

[@redherringoffshoot2341]

you should make a sequel to this video about “how (not) to be an a-logger”

[@graymads]

"The Trials & Tribulations of RPG" lol I have thought about talking about the alog community, just have to figure an angle I'd like to take on it.

[@redherringoffshoot2341]

@@graymads I’d image that it’d be the same or similar one you went w/ for this one

[@morrigan909]

I'm old, and my goodness, these are the kind of people that would be on Jerry Springer, Sally Jessy Raphael, Maury Povich, and other talk shows as a teen in the 90's.

[@neotron6490]

You can freely says that they're problematic people on the world wide web, but they actually a bunch of neglected dorks who sacrificed their living to attempted on becoming a figure then only to get mocking on constantly by almost everybody on the internet. That's why these people were the example of what not to becoming in your future unless if you love self-important so much

[@hihosheffieldwednesday]

I am/was a lolcow. It really hurts. No one has ever really tried to directly help me get out of this mess, but it’s too late now perhaps

[@FoxyPercival714]

It hurts so bad and these assholes claim were butthurt?

[@Prodbyhope.mp3]

Where?

[@coldmayorelish6466]

it’s never too late to improve your life dude. easy for me to say but it’s amazing what therapy and hard work can do

[@FoxyPercival714]

@@coldmayorelish6466 Therapy and hard work can only take you so far...

[@zeal9442]

2 bits of advice for you 1. Stay off the internet. Reading a book is better 2. Don't draw any attention to yourself in public.

[@unique_mushroom]

no ulillillia mention? ;-; perfect example of someone who gained notoriety as a lolcow but ended up being a misunderstood genius who turned his life around in many tangible ways

[@graymads]

Probably should have. I always forget he was a lolcow. I have always seen him as an interesting anomaly of a person.

[@unique_mushroom]

@@graymads yeah i understand im the same way. but then i think of his pizza "de-greasing" videos and remember yeah... people definitely followed him for the lolz , at least at first

[@EBTIHAL.V10]

Not gonna lie a lolcow is a very interesting person like the solution is right in front of them but they ignore it and continue their miserable existence on the internet

[@sabsyoutube241]

Its the ego, man. Chris had a massive ego

[@heatherharrison264]

Lolcows are the modern day freak show. They are here for others to watch in amazement, wondering how so much can go so wrong so spectacularly. I must admit that I enjoy a good train wreck, but I also sometimes feel guilty for getting some enjoyment out of their antics. There are lolcows who have no business being on the internet and who really need to get help. For example, as much as I enjoy watching the terrible cooking videos and assorted strange behavior of KingCobraJFS, I would be overjoyed if he would get off the internet and get whatever help he needs in order to lead a more sane and healthy existence. Chris Chan is a cautionary tale. Going far down the path of the lolcow only leads to disaster, and at some point, there is no coming back. Chris Chan is a lost cause now, but I hope Cobes finds his way out of it before he does something truly monstrous. The ruination of a person's life is a high price to pay for some cheap entertainment.

[@jreffjeff7909]

Thanks man, I have a hard time controlling myself sometimes

[@TurtTheGreat]

Instructions unclear, I became a ROFLturtle.

[@caesarorzell600]

I love lolcows

[@brizzyxxriot]

Love me a good dumpster fire *chefs kiss*

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Aside from Chris Chan, Nickocado Avocado, and ReviewBruh, I have no idea who any of these people are. And I have a feeling that that's a good thing.

[@DKCGaming339]

You’ve never heard of DSP?

[@SupremacisGentlemenimus]

5:23 I would argue all of these creators you've mentioned have the tism too narcissism is a common trait there being a lolcow requires 3 things and two of them are directly associated with the tism (narcissism and lack of self-awareness) the third is more of a symptom of the first two in that it's simply a need to make a spectacle of ones self The phenomenon that is lolcow is just a form of tism that is yet to be recognized

[@ACT8113]

Personally i think its too late for me from becoming a lolcow

[@FoxyPercival714]

That term lolcow is offensive. I was harassed online on deviantart by trolls. It's a horrible nightmare I have to relive every day!

[@gamergamer7508]

1.Take care of yourself and your environment if you wish to show those things to the internet (chris Chan house tour) 2.Roll with the jokes and be self aware about yourself and your possible shortcomings 3.Never, ever, EVER, freak out and have a full on rage induced meltdown in public nor on camera. That’s just about where every lolcow gets the biggest spotlight put in them 4.Don’t over share personal details 5.Try not to interact with the trolls, trying to reason with someone who wants nothing more than more embarrassing content from you is like talking to a brick wall

[@gormlesspissant5872]

I think 1, 4, and 5 are basically all just manifestations of setting boundaries. I think that may be the most important thing here, since basically no lolcows really have a CONCEPT of boundaries. Like...despite acting absurd on stream, having a weirdly obsessive fanbase and a cloud of rumors of questionable origin surrounding him, nobody would ever call Jerma a lolcow, because Jerma has boundaries. He won't turn his facecam on if he's not dressed or his room looks like shit, he won't share personal details about people in his life who aren't streamers themselves (e.g. his girlfriend), and every unhinged freakout he's had on camera has been a masterfully crafted bit.

[@HVVVVVVVV]

Basically, don’t make a jackass out of yourself when online. Also, I hope you we’re joking about the autism thing.

[@TheRealVincentValentine]

Don’t get yourself in trouble . Keep your nose clean otherwise it be everyone else’s business.

[@maskedsentai2003]

There's never Acceptance when your a lolcow

[@fractalcounty]

Great stuff! This should come in handy pretty soon.

[@GnosticMindTrain]

I'm too self aware to be one apparently, I have a troll group who follows me and they're starting to lose interest already. I'm intentionally funny anyways. I'm also into detachment when it comes to people so I don't always respond to people, I just like being alone. I don't really have many psychological problems though, only being inattentive and a traumatic past. A lot of people say I'm too intelligent in some aspects and entertaining, but not really lolcowish.

[@countsuckula9649]

Chris chan was a warning.......

[@gingeranagram2467]

Aas Metokur always said: there ARE. NO. INTERNET. FRIENDS.

[@user-dk7su3lp6e]

internet FWIENDS!

[@ChrisDeger]

This was a great video, first time watching Amazing work.

[@bob-rob]

Is this the video RPG studied before becoming a lolcow?

[@graymads]

dude speed ran the process

[@weebdisposal]

All you need to do is turn off your computer lol

[@gabrielsears9897]

How was cyrax not on that tier list

[@seanboggs215]

Love the silent hill sound effects you utilize!

[@ghhn4505]

I don't view Night Mind as a lolcow, but I do think his "That's right!! I'm a furry!! Deal with it!!!!" shit is really lame and trying too hard to seem cool.

[@magnazero]

as a retired lolcow I can say I'm jost better off with that kind of life behind me... nothing more to elaborate.

[@nekoill]

Hey hey hey, don't you dare talk shit about Review Bruh. He may be a junk food connoisseur and dress in the illest fitting suits, but there's something really wholesome about the guy. Like, to my knowledge there's no record of him behaving like an actual human waste, and the memes he gave birth to are Internet classics. He doesn't deserve to be featured anywhere near DSP, Wings, and the rest of the asshats, not even Chris Chan, who at the very least has some genuine excuse for acting in the weirdest ways. But at least the latter has a history of shitty behavior that can't be explained away by his tism. RB deserves better tho.

[@ponikoTV]

Lolcows are like cartoon characters

[@MegaBleedman]

Don't know why Doug the Nostalgia Critic is on the tier list but I don't consider him a lolcow at all. The dude is a wholesome fun guy.

[@gormlesspissant5872]

oh boy you haven't heard about all the bullshit behind the scenes huh

[@IladRodavlas]

Loved the video, never knew about the Night Mind thing lol.

[@AGothicDuck]

You should make a sequal about not becoming a horrorcow

[@VirtuaVirtue]

if youre on that path theres no turning back except being forbidden from the internet

[@xJohnnyBloodx]

you know, i was meaning to be a professional lolcow, so i'm glad there's advice out there.

[@BigIndividual]

I like your style of vids, and damn does all this make me miss Jim even more after his retirement.

[@graymads]

Jim is a personality no one will ever truly imitate.

[@carlzombie6722]

Graymads you're a Hindu Cow- a precious & sacred content creator! Appreciate ya bruh ✌️🖤💯💯💯♠️

[@user-dk7su3lp6e]

kudos for the addition of clips of daddy jim. i miss him.

[@MrKarateHandlesYou]

Just don't engage with trolls.

[@Ghoul_HNTD]

i have a grass allergy

[@fl8281]

Breath some oxygen then. The Real one, not the Cheetos dust

[@ragequittingrn]

Fantastic video

[@graymads]

Bless

[@jeromeisntdreaming]

lolcows are a special breed

[@graymads]

"terminally online" will definitely become a real diagnosis in the next 10 years

[@jeromeisntdreaming]

unfortunately :')

[@wakemeupinside83]

i honestly think these people shouldn’t be given attention. it clearly feeds their behavior and often hurls them deeper into their bad habits

[@year111]

Step 1:Get a job. Plain and simple.

[@sperglord3825]

Inability to take responsibility is the one consistent thing I see among different lolcows. It’s never their fault. This it makes them impervious to any useful advice, or anything they simply need to hear.

[@ltraltier6009]

banning? discord users are all lolcows by that logic.

[@gothfox13]

This is the best thumbnail!

[@dahsarepop6700]

So, in order to not be a lolcow I have to: 1. Not make a massive spectacle of a mistake. 2. Have a good personality and hygiene 3. And not be chronically online Also, TO NEVER FEED THE TROLLS.

[@ghoulishgreens]

Madison giving life lessons in here

[@graymads]

Your mileage may very.

[@Pop013]

Oooh my, new channel to binge

[@nexusgiga]

I mean never forget the whole blunder of nightmind and nyx fewer

[@spookymarirev]

Hello graymads and comment section, I have kombucha or fanta, serve yourselves

[@s0uris012]

Bamboocha > kombucha m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqK2dImHjJiSg7c

[@Send.flowers]

cow go moo

[@Iwidelyoutliveeverything]

maybe stalking people should be discouraged idk

[@mohammadomar1430]

1:28 I need to know where this is from

[@amintconditionchicken]

Good shit mads thanks for the vid!

[@thetickedoffpianoplayer4193]

What the heck is spurgy? I keep hearing this term thrown around.

[@s0uris012]

Only lolcow who almost was in a better position by engaging was keffals by doing all kinds of tactics but as time passed it didn't work out.

[@s0uris012]

Well keffals did keep all that funding so they did get away with it kind of.Same with Zoey Quinn.

[@arbi9506]

This channel goes hard as fuck

[@irishjoe9195]

Oh boy I love me some lolcows I’ve been following some cows for years…

[@graymads]

guilty of the same thing lol

[@irishjoe9195]

@@graymads TWU!

[@SMCwasTaken]

Edgelord

[@kikithepupper6774]

Like who?

[@vandarkholme8548]

I'm watching videos about lolcows to be a lolcow more accurately.

[@rollinontheboard]

5:39 "big" stealth pun