How To Spot A HorrorCow

[@yeah2691]

The worst horrorcows are the ones that have been groomed into their actions since the beginning of their lolcow status

[@graymads]

Agreed

[@Johnmrobinson-vb5vd]

So Chris chan

[@-error-7936]

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[@lodunost]

@@Johnmrobinson-vb5vd The real horror cow is that girl that buddy trolled him and fueled his delusions. You shouldn't touch the cows. We are seeing more trolls reach out and touch the cows. Which sucks because sometimes it goes to far. I'm watching the CYRAXX stuff unfold and sending people to a house to take property is a bit to far. Especially when they try to take vehicles or take down parts of the property that doesn't even belong to them.

[@Johnmrobinson-vb5vd]

@@lodunost yeah ms Jackie is psychotic

[@terribledog]

Isabella is a horrorcow herself, and her family tries to hide it.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Just as any good family should

[@terribledog]

Just as any glowie family would. A good family wouldn't allow their child to go down that path or at least not try to keep them from the criticism and legal repercussions they rightfully deserve.

[@Air_Serpent]

She's an absolute terror at her university and students reported her, but they were ignored. She also didn't bathe and has an interest in feces.

[@Ghostface2252]

To quote Jim here and to aim it at Isabella, "You need to be put up against a wall and shot." That might sound harsh but diving into her history, it's more tame compared to what she deserves.

[@thatONEmachine]

Nah. If my kid dide what Bella Janke did, I would disown that cunt.@@wolfetteplays8894

[@DBWave94]

Randy Stair's incident happened about 45 minutes away from me, and honestly, I remember hearing more about the victims than Randy himself. It was quickly forgotten by the county. I guess he never got the fame that he wanted. EDIT: I am not in favor of Randy or his actions. What he did to those innocent workers is unspeakable, and I'm glad he's gone.

[@aurizzistic]

That is a good thing lul

[@Chelaxim]

Well he ruined a good Danny Phantom song.

[@sierrafirerider]

@@Chelaxim He ruined a good Danny Phantom character. Can't watch Ember without thinking about Randy/Andrew

[@DACrowley]

I guess no one will remember his name..... I'll see myself out

[@ChrisSuperDude]

That's how it should be. A lot of these killers want infamy and by taking that from them they're denied it. Personally I think anytime a mass shooter is mentioned on TV or in the media, they should be referred to by a slur and only a slur that fits them.

[@ChrisSuperDude]

This may be the only list Chris can appear on where he's the most mild person on it.

[@AFOOp-u8f]

SJS isn’t as bad as Chris cuz he didn’t really harm anyone

[@lapistmacir1014]

I hate to say it but Chris transmogrified into a pure horrorcow.

[@Bazzz87]

Nah it's true man there's a certain amount of horror/lolcows that go the trans/troon route

[@jpns007]

Never seen the word "transmogrified" once in my life

[@nottoofast]

⁠@@jpns007I hate to say it but you transmogrified into a person who has seen the word transmogrified once in your life

[@Mewdo45]

Now he is a cryptic cow as nobody knows much about him right now

[@Rotthebrain]

We love the Calvin and Hobbes references

[@yepisuredolikecats]

I’m not condoning of ANY of these people’s actions, but I can’t help but feel that a million people constantly making fun of them before they even did anything may not help them step out of darkness

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

this ^^^ fr

[@august4476]

Been saying this for years. Glad more people are talking about this, the internet brought out the worst in these people. And really, in a lot of these cases, people could’ve been making an effort to get them the proper help they needed, but I guess it’s just funnier to inflame them instead.

[@turgburger]

some of these people dont deserve to be brought out of the darkness. humanity can be a dark thing by nature, and in many cases, it's best to keep a cautious eye on the situation.

[@yepisuredolikecats]

@@turgburger everyone deserves to be brought out of the darkness. they need to face the consequences of their actions, but evil only festers away from the light

[@turgburger]

@yepisuredolikecats3979 thats kinda what i was getting at. They've gotta be watched since any attempt at rehabing falls upon deaf ears.

[@MrTerrormonkey]

Really though, Chris has been a horrorcow since he tried to kill that store owner in 2011. Barb even helped him with that.

[@borby4584]

Yeah, it's just that the internet was still in its cringe days, where mocking those who were "cringe" was acceptable

[@Shenlonger]

I feel so bad for Chris Chan, he just wanted to make his Sonichu comics then Ian Brandon Anderson pretending to be Chris came along and manipulated his mother who was dementia into have sex with him, and now people only know Chris Chan from his identity theft's disgusting actions, I wish Chris Chan the best and hope this sick perv didn't destroy this innocent man's life.

[@TheAnimefool]

Chris Cham is the saddest case of a litmus test for humanity , it would have probably only take 1 or 2 people to genuinely be his friend and steer his life in a much better direction or for the school system to accommodate his issues . Or for his parents to actually give him the help and attention he needed . But at every step of the way Chris either didn’t get the help he needed or more commonly people actively acted to screw him over . I like to believe humanity is inherently good but seeing how people plotted this mentally I’ll man’s downfall over a 10 year span makes that hard to believe

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris Chan is victim then to a monster that of his circumstance and trolls or cringy also add wood to the fire

[@borby4584]

@@Brandonhayhew yeah. Chris would’ve lived a pathetic life had the internet not found him. A pathetic, unremarkable life, but one that would be better than what he lives now.

[@AdachiVsLife]

Randy Stair is what I could have become if I watched Nickelodeon. Luckily I was a Cartoon Network kid.

[@graymads]

SO you just pull of diamond heists right?

[@AdachiVsLife]

​@@graymadsI also dabble in tax evasion, but who doesn't?

[@chrislondo2683]

I was both.

[@26th_Primarch]

I honestly kinda wonder what Butch Hartman's reaction was to that entire thing...

[@chrislondo2683]

@@26th_Primarch, surprised he didn’t sue him.

[@NodSquad]

I’m surprised Cyrexx isn’t on here as he’s not only a lolcow but also a horrorcore rapper. Also, eugenia cooney’s current state is extremely horrific

[@graymads]

Cyraxx is a bit to big of a rabbit hole for a video like this and would honestly need his own dedicated dive. As far as Eugenia, her story has less to do with being a horror cow and more so debilitating mental illness in regards to eating disorders.

[@NodSquad]

@@graymads Ross & Bates were new to me. Good god

[@graymads]

@@NodSquad you poor soul

[@blazingtrs6348]

ah cyrax, the goblin of akron

[@DACrowley]

I mean with recent events, he might be slowly pushed tho that line. Now that law enforcement fully call him out on his bs

[@VektorEpsilon]

Chris Chan is a horrorcow, but Janke is infinitely nastier.

[@alyssarichardson2544]

Janke makes me wish witch-burnings were still a thing.

[@raultrashlord4404]

both can be accepted simultaneously :D

[@vultusalbus4216]

Janke looks like Sssniperwolf. Some have speculated sssw may also be a lolcow

[@ChrisSuperDude]

Trying to get Chris to end himself was probably one of her more mind crimes. That’s how messed up she is

[@drwizbiz]

Story has it, randy stair shouted "going ghost" before he turned the gun on himself

[@petergunner1091]

As a young adult struggling to find my place in independent life with a desire to be creative, Randy Stair comes off as sad and almost reflective in his hopelessness, until it's aware he's mentally ill enough to be excited about dying and killing innocents for no reason.

[@antonydrossos5719]

With his creativity, even though he used established characters, he could have actually made something of himself if he had some guidance. I don’t know, but it seems like his life could have been positive if he’d just gotten the right kind of help

[@petergunner1091]

@gobacktoreddit4723 You're not wrong. There was clearly a method to his madness if he felt unable to do that and wanted to blow his brains out instead.

[@mybackwasbroken9597]

im looking for musicians to collaborate with

[@writheagainsoon]

It honestly kind of scares me how if just a few things in my life/ upbringing was different, I could be a Randy Stair. As an autistic bipolar lgbt kid, our interests were eerily similar. And we both tried desperately to find human connection through the internet. I spent HOURS in the shower so the mirror would be so fogged that I couldn't see my reflection. And back then there was little to no exposure for being trans or nonbinary. And I was so filled with hate (esp for my mother, dad was looong gone), I idolized fucking Ed Kemper. At 16 I was making paintings of him and editing photos of us together. Eek. Its just sad. Part of me wants to say I wish he could have been redeemed. But then I consider his victim's and think THEY deserved the chance to grow older and be the people THEY could have been. Wish more people talked about how the internet has ruined so many children for the rest of their lives.

[@AGFusing0]

I came to the comments to say pretty much the same thing. Especially considering some of the sites I grew up on, things could be a lot worse than they are. I'm by no means a good person, but I got myself in counseling and I'm trying to permanently get out of an environment that was really taking a toll on me. Environment, and the people around you, influence behavior in a big way. There were some pretty scary thoughts going through my head but things are getting better now that there's some distance between me and all that. I've gotten out and socialized more IRL, been seeking out medical care more, and while I'm still not exactly stable, at least in this instant it feels like things aren't so bad. Things are hard sometimes but nobody's life is perfect. I'm happy you're not a horrorcow

[@approachingetterath9959]

i've always found Chris-Chan's story pretty sad, seeing as they clearly struggled with some mental issues, but instead of receiving help, their access to the internet and readiness to broadcast themselves (which i am not blaming them for; after all it's not bad in itself to do so) gave the "gawkers", the sort of people who will be scum if they are anonymous/don't have to fear consequences, ample opportunity to interact. and those interactions were aimed at pushing Chris further, poking with sticks and throwing fuel on the fire, simply because they saw an opportunity to entertain themselves by trying to make a marionette out of a vulnerable person. i won't excuse everything Chris did, but i'm of the firm opinion that the unhelpful attention they got from cruel people paired with a lack of proper help created the circumstances that led to some of the more deprived things Chris did. and the internet continues to point and laugh and gawk and attempt to fuel the fire.

[@ayajade6683]

Yeah it doesn't help in the court case they found out a lot including it has been going on for awhile even potentially back to him being 12. He didn't really stand a chance with his parents

[@viktorberzinsky4781]

My sentiments exactly. They were a person who desperately needed help but never got it...Instead they got a bunch of 4chan types who delighted in aggravating the issue and made things worse....The whole thing was a slow burn tragedy we believed to be a comedy.

[@Ohmyadeline]

He* his* him*

[@user-pipis]

@@Ohmyadelinewhat?

[@computeredfemale]

@@Ohmyadeline real

[@FriedCircuit_]

Watching these lol/horrorcows since I was young really taught me what the dangers of not taking care of a mental illness does to the mind.

[@goldibollocks]

Chris Chan, the real-life Truman Show turned horror movie

[@TheCamSays]

I have such a story when it comes to Randy Stair/Andrew Blaze. I remember watching the guy’s early skit videos before the EGS stuff really came to be and corrupted him. I made sure to keep tabs on him and actually forgot about him before the killings. And then a year or so later, I rediscover him and the long paper trail that came from it.

[@NocteAeternus]

I was in the same thread as him on some old forum I used to post on when I was like 16, and the topic was predictably Columbine. Had to do a double take when I started seeing the stuff about his online personas because the characters looked weirdly familiar, and they were of course his avatar on the forums. Weird fucking guy.

[@IronHorse1854]

Here lies Randy Stair "He never scored"

[@Ethan-ee8rv]

11:30 His grandmother saying “people around you will thank you” caught me offguard 😂

[@sebastianherrera6514]

The concept of a horrorcow just disgust me on every level, every single aspect of how this things happened and how they ended just makes my stomach turn. Also the fact of how many people are invested so much in this types of people is also really weird, like sometimes the trolls are even worse than the person they are trolling, it’s so fk weird

[@samsalamander8147]

The trolls who are so invested they become lolcows themselves are called A-logs. Years ago in Christory on the farms we all made the dont touch the poop rule, essentially if you touch the poop(interact with a lolcow) you get covered in poop(you become an A-log) somewhere things got weird and people forgot how to ethically watch, point and laugh. Everyone wants to be liquid Chris now it’s stupid.

[@mobius273]

​@samsalamander8147 how can you ethically harrass a person for just being "cringe" or whatever the fuck

[@gelatinny1089]

​@@samsalamander8147Late, but there is a very fitting word for that in German that originates from Germany's biggest lolcow (Drachenlord, huge rabbithole). "Kotmidas" or literally "shit-midas", where everything/everyone Drachenlord (or any lolcow for that matter) touches or interacts with turns to shit. A play on the king Midas tale, just wanted to point this out since that's what I thought of reading your comment.

[@samsalamander8147]

@@gelatinny1089 that’s great I love it!

[@1-eye-willy]

the question we need to ask ourselves is, would these people be the monsters they became, without the internet? i guess the world will never know

[@lunar_moth]

I don’t think Chris would be anywhere near what we see today. But considering how his parents raised him, he’d definitely still be at least a shadow of the monster he is today. He was ignoring boundaries and being physically inappropriate with women even before any of the trolling happened, and I’m sure it was only a matter of time before he took things a step further.

[@bronsontolliver9027]

I feel like this kind of wickedness is bound to come out.

[@1-eye-willy]

Just think what Ed giens KZbin channels name would be, or John Wayne gasey would have like a 14mil sub YT kids chanel. Ted Bundy would be your typical Instagram model turned cereal killer. As bad as these people were in their time, were already seeing what happens to similar personalities in modern day when they've been bastardized by trolls and the internet

[@TK0921]

Unfortunately most of them probably would. Randy had a lot of problems that were almost entirely unrelated to the internet and was mostly unknown until he killed people. People like Nick Bates, SnakeThing and the Zoo Crew, and the countless other sex pest horrorcows are so obviously twisted at their core that nothing would have stopped them from becoming monsters. With Chris chan it's easy to point at all the things that are the fault of trolls and say he would be fine if not for them, but when you look at how he behaved even before the trolling he still shows signs of potentially being a problem. I wouldn't say it's guaranteed in his case but the chances are decently higher than zero.

[@ayajade6683]

​@@lunar_mothhe'd be about the same his antics have been like this irl way before the internet. He'd probably be worse in a lot of ways tbh

[@gleetR]

Christ, I forgot how difficult it was to listen to Ross speak.

[@KISSArmygroupie]

For real. The number of times he used the word 'like' made me wanna slam my head against a wall. 🙄

[@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers]

Like basically um uhh...

[@clown_pilled]

id argue cobra isn't a horrorcow or even a lolcow since he's super self-aware. he's almost doing some kind of accelerationist performance art. mall-ninja accelerationism.

[@ghagzor]

You're more regarded than cobra

[@clown_pilled]

@@ghagzor based

[@Starkweather133]

​@@clown_pilledhuff cologne is top tier trolling. Definitely not giving him more brain damage

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

He's definitely a lolcow, albeit a relatively self-aware one. Definitely wouldn't put him at horrorcow level though. The most horrifying things about him are his hygiene and filthy kitchen

[@DBWave94]

Cobra is definitely aware of his actions. He just hams it up for the audience. The worst things he's guilty of are drinking too much and not cleaning his house.

[@malawisupasoldier7478]

Randy is the only horrorcow/lolcow who took a shower

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

Joe Biden?

[@onision_archive]

onision:am i joke to you?

[@DBWave94]

I think it was mostly to keep up with his body hair removal regimen. Doing it all by razor must've taken a long ass time.

[@KingKrouch]

Took me a minute to realize that Ross is the bathtub guy from a Metokur video I watched a while back. Also, watching the Randy Stair video from Metokur is funny because of how melodramatic and edgy the Ember's Ghost Squad clips are relative to their production quality (or lack thereof).

[@graymads]

ye aumm actually pretty much ummm uhhhh

[@Bazzz87]

​@@graymadsRoss is up there with Cyraxx when it comes to repetitively saying crap over and over and still getting easily triggered by trolls not only for the same old things but for bizarre reactions to simple questions😂

[@manboy4720]

man, i loved metokur. but then he got kicked off of youtube because youtube are a bunch of spineless corpo bastards.

[@DeathbyProxy]

I was surprised that LovelyPeaches didn't make this list honestly

[@evanchismark3092]

That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

[@swagboy5674]

she told me to get r@ped when i was 14 and trolling her comment sections lmao

[@rasheruu]

​@@evanchismark3092she's pretty famous in tiktok actually, videos of her resurface every once in a while there

[@Daenosmorxe]

​@@swagboy5674dam that's wild

[@oneirics5839]

I completely forgot about most of these reprobates. Watching this gave me flashbacks to the golden age of Jim. Damn I miss that guy

[@buckobrian7960]

My man’s got that S L E E K intro

[@graymads]

Shout out to coppershore

[@Moircuus]

Hella sleek

[@alexanderchippel]

Randy Stair lived like two towns away from me. The guys who wrote his intro song, the bad Send Request actually come to my school when j was in highschool because a few of their members went there. They started playing Comback Song (his intro) and I nearly had a heart attack. Funnily enough, they wrote a song about him (which sucked) and then immediately afterwards one of the main guys got in trouble for sleeping with a 14 year old.

[@gircakes2]

Send Request? More like Send Nudes.

[@falseprophet4927]

i hate these types of situations but, this is exactly why ive always questioned unrestricted internet access. especially because ive seen the ruthless bullying and just uncomfortable use of gore and violence as a joke to push people into this kind of behaviour.

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

Elon Musk is a lolcow and you can't convince me otherwise

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[@Feisty-Garbanzo]

Absolutely incredibly well done, your style is so unique, and is gushing with flavor - keep up the excellent work, king

[@Ghostface2252]

I feel like I need to cut in here and say this, people had been reporting Nick to the police for years and they did nothing about it. There's even logs where Nick was complaining about people reporting him to the police and he lies about what he did to try and get out of it.

[@fey_wolf6309]

you're a fascinating guide to different curious corners of the internet, my man. I've heard only of Chris-chan of all people, and the others are... an experience, you might say

[@graymads]

Exceptional if you will. ;)

[@seth3491]

Crazy how people are thrown in prison for smoking weed yet people like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson are allowed run free.

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

This whole thing is so dehumanising. The internet has been an awful mixed bag for humanity.

[@daguppz7945]

It's very scary that there are people who watch and are involved in the making of "lolcows". Therapy would be a good road to walk down for this community.

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

Found the lolcow 👆

[@gamerman7276]

​@@definitelynotanAIchatbot Anime PFP

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

@@gamerman7276 Gamer

[@gamerman7276]

@@definitelynotanAIchatbot The CWC community bullied a mentally impaired man who was groomed by his mother and then congratulated themselves about it. Words fail to describe how low they are.

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

@gamerman7276 I agree. What I like about Kiwi Farms is that they have no tolerance for people who try to troll the lolcows, and those people often end up with threads of their own.

[@b0o_berry]

15:18 emo fictionkin kills some people and then everybody calls him crazy, I don't get why everybody is calling the fictionkin part the crazy part, as the part that is crazy is that he felt like he had to kill others to go back to being a ghost. If the only thing that was happening was him being a fictionkin and making edgy videos he wouldn't have done that, so clearly there is a problem that nobody knows or nobody is talking about.

[@alistairrosehearts9734]

Yeah, like I used to be in kinnie communities and my friends and I still kin despite not being in those communities anymore. While yeah kinnie communities are full of absolute weirdos sometimes, it's mostly harmless and arguably a lot of new age stuff is just as "crazy" as fictionkin. I see that incident as no different from when a horror fan kills someone when inspired by horror. It's not horror or other weird subcultures that made them do it, it was their choice to do that or severe untreated mental illness that made them do that. Most horror fans, and most fictionkin people, while weird, never go on to kill people.

[@pokealien]

It is always a treat to see a video covering Randy Stair, purely because of how fascinatingly pathetic he is.

[@animemilkmann5041]

Wow, youtube finally recommended a great channel,i remember first hearing jim talk about nick made me physically sick. Great video! Earned a sub.

[@maestrogeicho]

The KZbin algorithm must hate you, I find great new channels every day

[@YOSSARIAN313]

I used to be an active 4chan user and one of the reasons i left is because of how users thought it was funny to try and get obviously schizophrenoc people to do something crazy or violent or feed their delusions. Id always try and tell them to take their meds and leave but it fell on deaf ears. I feel bad for many cows because many of them would have never done anything seriously bad if their trolls didnt torture and manipulate into doing it

[@shadowdroid776]

I read a comment about Randy's shooting that made me howl and it's the only thing I now think of when I hear Randy's name. "You think, before he turned the gun on himself, he shouted he was going ghost?"

[@rollapoid]

i appreciate the inclusion of the little silent hill 2 "item pickup" sound

[@wrexvincent]

Surprised you showed a glimpse of Cyraxx/Chance but didn't list him. Frequent proof of abuse and sending d.ick pics to underaged children is horrorcow worthy imo

[@ChaosAngel9151]

I think most of that he sent to people he thinks are kids, but he has definitely sent some kids this weird wenor but it's mostly trolls pretending to be an underage girl

[@StrawberryMilkk224]

@@ChaosAngel9151 Even if they weren't actually underage girls, he thought they were, so it's still extremely messed up

[@DBWave94]

Yeeeeah no. He sent his bed bug bitten cock to trolls, but thankfully, no real children have been confirmed to be involved.

[@Zakkious]

Oh, raping a blind kid is also pretty bad.

[@erichshawn]

I love king cobra, just wish people wouldn’t troll him. He’s much better to just observe cus he’s funny enough on his own.

[@ChefBojack]

I am gooning and strokin it to this

[@graymads]

You'll regret that towards the end.

[@ChefBojack]

@@graymads I don’t have regrets when I finish, just dread.

[@tychh1720]

Love the editing style, content is fun, I'm excited to see this channel grow 🗣️🔥

[@graymads]

Bless

[@alyssarouso]

I'm a trans advocate. I truly believe it's interesting how many people leave out the massive point that Randy was likely trans and dealing with severe dysphoria but didn't have any resources to know about the trans community, transition, or feel safe to be part of them, and so instead became so engrossed by dysphoria that he basically drove himself to psychosis and it resulted in the death of himself and others. Tragic. As for Chris Chan, I'm a bit more skeptical. Chris has often spoken at length about hating men and fetishizing lesbian and fetishizing women, and even spoken about how it would be easier to "attract" women as a lesbian than as a man. Chris is severely ill and I don't think this is a true case of trans identity, but I'm also not one to gatekeep.

[@coagulatedguy1421]

What out bro the lolcow fandom will call you slurs if you defend trans people

[@alyssarouso]

@@coagulatedguy1421 Here's the thing. I don't engage with "lol cows" because I don't think you should inherently find entertainment out of enabling another person's life to fall apart when they are already crippled with mental illness. I have watched them, but I am by no means "in the fandom". I feel bad for these people. I think the people who troll them and engage with them are just as sick and disgusting as lol cows themselves. The fandom lacks human empathy. If you see someone suffering from the human condition and actively try to make it worse because, idk, the lulz or whatever, you're a piece of shit. I understand that a lot of lol cows piss people off and that they seem to think they are beyond discipline, but literally grow up, regulate your emotions, and don't engage with them. You're no worse than a lol cow when you engage because you continue a cycle of abusing people. The only action that ends the cycle is empathy. Accepting trans people (literally the most basic and easy thing to do, because they are human people suffering too) is an extension of empathy, too. Why do people seem to find kindness and compassion so damn hard, or laughable?

[@svengustav2028]

Mr girl could totally be on this list like I don't know if he could "technically" be considered a lolcow ... even if I would but he definitely fits the horror part of the horror horrorcow description the guys a walking red flag and even if he hasn't molested or murdered anyone... yet I would definitely be on the lookout for suspicious shit he does

[@graymads]

That did is in his own level.

[@tehcrusher]

puppychan is a good example of this, albeit a bit tame

[@freethepeople4093]

Currently, there's only 1 top horrorcow and that's Cyraxx.

[@lmno567]

Maybe top alive ones.

[@ChaosAngel9151]

There are way worse people than him

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

​@@ChaosAngel9151Not that are as known to the internet as he is. This is a guy who's raped a blind guy, groomed underage girls, sent dick pics to numerous more, physically assaulted his grandmother, and who has several police reports filed on him every year. Name a well-known cow who's worse than Cyraxx

[@ALLMETAL1970]

​@mr.andrewditch3732Nick Bates has joined the chat

[@SpinSurgery]

I never heard of a horror cow. Just learned lolcow like a month ago. Realized that If I uploaded video of myself airing my personal life nonsense, my ego tells me I’d very probably be one. Omg! The first Horrorcow was Bjorks stalker! Pre internet too. I’m still creeped the f out by watching the video of him losing his crap over a couple hours. Anyway, we seem to need a sort of non-invasive type of protocol for the situations when we kinda know we’re seeing someone slowly either killing themselves, preparing to go hurt a real life sonichu, or just going into some very dark headspace. Like, this stuff is uncomfortable as hell. Chris Chan is tricky too, cuz u wanna like respect the dude, and it seems like he’s playing the game too in a way…..bbbbbbwhat!?!?? Chris banged his mom!!?!! Wtf? I watched like 3 hour doc on that mutherfucker n thought he went to prison for like cashing his moms checks or something! Omg! He…..Jesus Christ! Was she alive!? Was she participating? I don’t wanna know. Time to close the book on sonichus. Jeez! How did I miss that pretty important lil fact!?

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

You definitely seem like a lolcow. You should probably stop commenting on the internet.

[@simplenlocal]

Its way worse because his mom had dementia

[@griffiththechad9483]

Don’t say questionable things about minors and you’ll be fine.

[@XenIsWhen]

This is the first time I've seen the term, but it makes a lot of sense. We've become a world of voyeurs.

[@doga5899]

Great video, I love how you stayed pretty fair and respectful about the subjects of this video, despite how easy it would've been to spend the whole video making fun of them, like many others have done

[@fullofpoison]

so when do we throw Nick into the plane jets?

[@graymads]

in due time

[@slipknotboy555]

Hypothetically, Nick would be a prime candidate for the wall. But that would be largely painless, so not ideal. Hypothetically, of course. Hahaha.

[@maestrogeicho]

Horror cows are what happens when the internet decides to never let you grow out of that awkward phase you had as a teenager

[@DinkDummy]

In my continent Latin America it is not the disappointment of having horrorcow, and these are the Latino horrorcow Spanish 1. BurnedShow - Mexico 2. Reeven03 - Peru 3. El Playvakero - Argentina 4. Peluchin Entertainment - Chile

[@katakovacs2066]

Shit i never would've thought Chris chan with his crime would be one of the mildest horror cow. Some people are just beyond saving and simply don't deserve to be on this planet

[@eugenesis8188]

3:10 Anytime a man writes stutters in text, its safe to assume hes considering molesting at least one child and needs to be investigated promptly.

[@WobblesandBean]

I'm so glad the algorithm pointed me to you. You deserve way more subscribers!

[@cumbrap]

To this day the the most popular upload of "Remember" is on Randy Stair's own channel WorthlessToaster. How many people watch it and just have no idea...

[@graymads]

There was a lot of that when I went through his archive. I remeber seeing his "you know what sucks" videos when I was kid, only to now realize that was him.

[@EagleTimberWolf]

After finding out that was his channel, I deleted the video from my history and proceeded to seek out alternative uploads any time I want to listen to that song. I feel like using his upload as the default go-to is just giving him what he wants in death, and what's gross is some people still watch it even knowing the situation simply because it happens to be one of the higher quality uploads available on YT.

[@cumbrap]

@@EagleTimberWolf That's gross? How is it gross? Do they watch it while bathing in their own shit?

[@EagleTimberWolf]

@@cumbrap Idk it just feels like "validating" him in a weird way

[@rottytopszombiewaifu5249]

Honestly I'm surprised Isabella Janke didn't get her own whole section in this video, considering she is one of the worst HorrorCows out there.

[@Johnmrobinson-vb5vd]

I think with randy if he got therapy and lived at a more accepting time for people with gender dystopia his story would be different

[@ColCoal]

Bruh, that is the shit that caused it in the first place. Nobody scolded or disowned him when he made it blatant. He was mentally dysfunctional with an aloof family. Systemic issues sway probabilities but they are not the direct causes of individual cases. Adoration and praise won't fix those with mental dysfunction anymore than adoration and praise won't fix a house with bad wiring.

[@yahyahyor]

​@@ColCoalexactly 💯

[@yoshida_michii]

@@ColCoalThat’s not exactly true. For someone like Randy it could be argued that they were too far gone at some point, but if a point like that exists, then therapy and healthier relationships (familial, platonic,or romantic) being introduced to their life before that point absolutely could have prevented their later actions.

[@ColCoal]

@@yoshida_michii You miss the point and a critical understanding in human psychology. What happens to them alters probabilities of certain behaviors that come from within them by their gene expression. Yes an ideal life being lived could and likely would have improved him. But we do not live ideal lives. It is likely he had a mental dysfunction either early in life or manifested itself at his genes expressing at puberty, thus with time and a lackluster mundane family life as new neural pathways formed they built upon the malformed previous pathways. The point is a bad foundation is a much harder thing to change by altering the realistic conditions of the construction, it can be mitigated or accounted for, but a good foundation with below average to moderate construction practices will likely still produce an adequate building and any defects will have a clear indicator of what went wrong during construction; a structure with no clear indicator of what when wrong during construction when it has a catastrophic failure it is safe to deduce it was likely a problem in it's foundation.

[@darlescharwin5346]

I totally agree. As someone who has experienced gender dysphoria, it can come across just like an obsession with a certain character or person. When dysphoria mixes with other mental illnesses, it can be volatile like that. It can be so intense that it causes you to harm yourself or others. It's not an excuse for any of those actions, but if it was treated properly, those events probably wouldn't have happened.

[@CrackmiserGaming]

i wonder if daniel larson would classify as a horrorcow

[@ChaosAngel9151]

Hes a self admitted pedo

[@Motelmotel666]

10000000% yes

[@ThruHerSkull]

I’m so sad that I know who all these people are

[@slipknotboy555]

Haha, I was blissfully unaware of most of them, I think, aside from Chan. Didn't know what they did to their mother, though. Terrible. Not blissfully unaware anymore.

[@jerrym1218]

Just think of yourself as Batman living in Gotham City and keeping tabs on the villains all free all around you and the ones locked up in Arkham Asylum.

[@abstraction6212]

The god of the old testament is the ultimate horrorcow and im infuriated we were created by such a monster.

[@GreenRasqberries]

I think this is the first commentary video in a long time that made me open my mouth, zone out for 5 minutes, and then say "i'm gonna go pet my cat" out loud. in other words this is really well-made and a nice glimpse of these disgusting people. not excusing their actions but these people clearly had terrible mental problems only made worse by the internet, and i sincerely wish they would have gotten health instead of being fed by trolls

[@muno8123]

Lovely peaches needs to be added to this line up

[@septixskeptix1107]

"Ozzy's grandchildren gross me out sexually." -Kingcobrajfs

[@DanielTROIKA]

No horror movies and games can come close to this kind of horror.

[@joadarium9605]

Honestly never thought a “horrorcow” was even a thing until watching this video. I’m aware of Randy Starr but never knew what to categorize him as til now. I guess really they’re lolcows but more concerning and disturbing that we actually need to do something about unlike regular lolcows.

[@BloodSpilledInk]

Been loving your videos dude :D Also, so cool that you also know of Geno Samuel. I only ever discovered him because he was in an episode of the Trash Taste Podcast where he talked about his Chris Chan series and other projects of his.

[@Hot-Read3165]

Really appreciate the slowed reverbed dreamcast dev kit intro. Spotting out small details like that makes videos more enjoyable

[@Hot-Read3165]

That and the subtle noises from older gen consoles? This is great

[@whendowedie7835]

Randy is actually more sad than anything, if I didn't have the friends I have I wouldve done the same thing, I had a very dark phase in my life from my gender dysphoria, I thought my life was a mistake and I couldn't stand to live like a man, I planned to make a suit of armor as ridiculously heavy as possible I saved up 12000 dollars and at my peak was able to carry 300 pounds on relatively long walks. I planned to kill anyone I came across with a sword cementing my name as a mass murderer who used a sword rather than a gun. Then I met a friend and I mellowed out and got a therapist. The only thing randy needed or wanted was someone to notice and take control

[@jht3fougifh393]

I seriously am so disappointed that you people keep trying to minimize this person's offense because you share in diagnosis or ideology. Come on.

[@hatchixnana]

​@@jht3fougifh393fr

[@ghagzor]

You're a pųssy lol. I doubt you could carry shit and I'd fuck you up in your armor. Better use a gun

[@whendowedie7835]

@@jht3fougifh393 I am not defending the mass shooting, I'm explaining the mental health problems that made this shooting happen. My point is that some people who are screaming for help are at a fork in the road, one path leads to being a good person with a better life, the other road leads to being a monster who finds nothing to live for and kills people. This point is very sensitive and painful and I really think that equating it to the person holding the gun is helping nothing. If you could stop someone from killing people would you feel the same contempt that you feel for randy with them?

[@ChaosAngel9151]

The life of a troon

[@primordialpisssoup]

Hope to see 100k with your content v soon, it's seeming hopeful honestly comrade

[@graymads]

You and me both

[@vampvhs]

If Isabella wanted to be the troll to end all trolls she would’ve ended the love quest and sacrificed herself for the greater good. Alternatively it would be hilarious if even Chris Chan turned her down

[@basiclaughs6989]

What song is being used for the the patreon promotion at the end of the Ross chapter? It sounds like an icp hokus pokus remix but I can't find anything. 14:37

[@ByeByeAlan]

I also want to know. I can’t find anything either and this beat goes hard af.

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

New intro, Mads? Looks pretty cool.

[@opalyasu7159]

Cyraxx literally has a face only a (grand)mother could love

[@Phoebe5448]

Pretty sure his family tree is a wreath and his mum enjoyed the pixie dust too much when she was expecting.

[@opalyasu7159]

@Phoebe5448 She enjoyed _all_ the dusts lol

[@Phoebe5448]

@@opalyasu7159 lol you said it!! Like damn Raxx looks like he has so many health issues he should be in one of those medical museums!!

[@opalyasu7159]

@Phoebe5448 We should make one of those makeover shows but for lolcows. Cyraxx would be a two-part, hour-long special

[@Phoebe5448]

@opalyasu7159 omg yes!! Love that!! 😂 Tbf Chris Chan can rock the Rollin' and Trollin' look!

[@themagnificentmrmcgee]

Never heard of Nick Bates and honestly wish I never did…

[@Supersnipersquirrel]

The true horror of horror cows is it always only gets worse. Also I'm surprised cyrax didn't make it on here.

[@HelperCrowMtv]

CAW! awesome vid. Bates and the zoos were my intro to Jims streams imo Jim has never gotten enough credit for gettin Ross Bates and some of the worst zoophiles to ever exsist Arrested

[@korben51]

the ps2 noises are so based

[@Sianostrakarenrenren]

Randy is so hilariously pathetic. Dude watched Danny Phantom, got into a fender bender, and decided he wanted to be a ghost girl.

[@cultreader9751]

They aren't horrorcows, so they wouldn't fit in a video like this, but the Sons of Kojima themselves also became lolcows.

[@graymads]

I dont know much about them besides they got run off after a while. What did they do to turn into lolcows? lmao

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

​@@graymadsRoss was one.

[@gabbym360]

"we all have our favorite lolcows we keep tabs on :)" uhhhhhh.....do we?

[@sharkpaw]

Bruh who tf is that last sicko. disgusting... I guess Kero the Wolf also deserves a spot on this list IMO

[@soniaiboyako4023]

The casual ableism in this video is definitely a choice given its content. Anyway, the concept of lolcows and horrorcows is really gross to begin with, and the fact that your conclusion is that "milking" these people is all good fun is.. *very odd* to say the least !

[@wachout4life]

So like basically, like, um, like, basically.

[@turnsout689]

idk how chris could be described as ever having been high functioning

[@kynm1480]

Your patreon plug has me rolling omg

[@graymads]

:)

[@vultusalbus4216]

6:37 OMG it’s Boomy the Cat. Help, I don’t want to get Lynks Disease from seeing that image

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris from Oneyplays ate ice cream with randy lmaoo

[@Unclefeces]

Didn't he though? Am I getting confused with sirtom95

[@thatTemplar9934]

Chris couldn't find a boyfriend free girl, so he became the boyfriend free girl....

[@AverageUsernames]

​@@menace7655"sh-ACCCCKKKKK!!!!!"

[@opalyasu7159]

I think I've had a similar "horrorcow" experience. Sorry if this one's a bit long... There was a user on Fandom who at first glance was a normal vandal. He would blank pages and add stupid text. So I reverted the edits and laughed about how much of a clown he was. However, he started vandalizing again; this time much worse. He wrote about how each character prefers to do horrible things to hamsters, and I reverted the edits again. However, he started harassing me on Discord, and he wouldn't stop messaging me awful comments on my fandom message wall for that wiki, but I just ignored them. He took it a step further and started editing my user profile to say mean and stupid things about me. The only reason why this absolute lunatic wasn't blocked off the face of the wiki was because the admins have been inactive for over 2 years. Anyway, after we bounced each other's edits back and forth like a damn ping pong ball, he doxxed me. Yep, you read right. At this point he went from being a bozo to being evil. He threatened me yet again, saying that he'll order a bunch of pizzas and put it on my ip address if I don't delete my account within three days. I was scared, but my online boyfriend was pissed. I didn't want to go to sleep because I didn't know where I woke up. I literally had to sleep with a knife under my pillow. Thankfully, the user was blocked by Fandom staff the next day, and I was able to resume my normal thing. TLDR: If you poke back at the fool, they'll reveal themselves as the assassin. Idk I tried to make it sound like a lesson from a fable

[@IWonTheArgument]

holy shit

[@opalyasu7159]

At least it had a somewhat happy ending, and I'm even trying to adopt the wiki so that way I can finally delete this fool's hideous footprints from the internet

[@Harry_Blotter]

KZbin algorithm has been hitting me with gold lately. Love your editing style man, your production quality is so good

[@retroTiko]

oh damn i just saw you hit 16k subs???? congrats!!! definitely earned it

[@graymads]

Thank you!

[@faust9488]

Chris chans situation is so sad, it is yet again the internet taking a disabled person and making fun of them for being weird and then he basically got groomed into unspeakable acts

[@DealWithTheJelly]

If chris gotten the help he needed as a child then he def wouldn't have became what he is now

[@gummywormee41]

To be honest many of the Kiwifarmers who ""trolled"" Chris are lol/horror (specifically because of how giddy they are seeing a mentally ill person's life spiral and actively fucked with it)cows in themselves.

[@DealWithTheJelly]

100% A lot of the chris chan trolls def was a horrorcow with how far they took things

[@npc1172]

The funniest part about Ross was he was the only one in his weird little group that didn't do anything. Everyone else around him and that tried to call him out got busted for the most heinous shit.