Welcome to the game that rewards children for making terrible choices early in life.
@quavantezingleton33775 жыл бұрын
El comment
@YaBoiSheen27795 жыл бұрын
*bad parenting intensifies*
@lad11985 жыл бұрын
LACCLUSTER ROM CLEENING BAD STOP
@marcusvelarde14005 жыл бұрын
Huh, just like my Christmas
@comradestalin32575 жыл бұрын
yeet skeet DELETE
@superbrotv24915 жыл бұрын
"Found parent's special toy drawer" We all make mistakes in the heat of NNN Jimbo
@AlexM-xj7qd5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@donaldbeetlestone75455 жыл бұрын
Mmm jimbo?...wats that?
@DopeioThePhoneBoi5 жыл бұрын
@@donaldbeetlestone7545
@donaldbeetlestone75455 жыл бұрын
@@DopeioThePhoneBoi Y not...lol...don't b a dick...c'mon man...c'mon...
@themythicaldoggy85295 жыл бұрын
@@donaldbeetlestone7545 no you
@sparkzzes89035 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like Grey just uses these titles to confess about things he did IRL and he just hides these confessions behind video games.
@KyrieFortune5 жыл бұрын
floridaman is just him moving very fast
@xA0SAA5 жыл бұрын
that would mean that he made the world end 500 times
@therobot10804 жыл бұрын
Remember: gray IS a florida man
@ChonkyCats4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Ktr-1142-ema4 жыл бұрын
Grey hes found you out get him!!!!
@level710stoner5 жыл бұрын
"Whatever, children assassins are in short supply these days." This is the best sentence I have ever heard.
@revenevan113 жыл бұрын
Huh, Gray would like the anime "Assassination Classroom" lol.
@Chris_82705 жыл бұрын
It took me 5 minutes to realise "believer" wasn't the children's second name
@erierierierierie5 жыл бұрын
7 minutes and 58 second while slowly good ng through the comments to realise that
@insertusernamehere45495 жыл бұрын
8 minutes and 31 seconds, for me, wow I’m stupid
@xxelisaxx5 жыл бұрын
Wait, it isn't?
@Morgan-bz7du4 жыл бұрын
10 minutes 30 seconds to realize none of them have a last name
@reedaazeem83584 жыл бұрын
Same I was like damn that’s a lot kids ur having there
@hannahchadwick70095 жыл бұрын
*plays with guns* *wants a new set of Blocks* Me: “You mean glocks?”
@shalienahchaney20385 жыл бұрын
Oop-
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Hannah Chadwick to shoot a duck flock
@chasedettman89605 жыл бұрын
If you take the block you get the glock
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Chase Dettman Take the block Get a glock Hunt the flock Make sure the target lock
@lucashenry50245 жыл бұрын
Nah, Sigs. They’re all blocky as fuuuuuuq
@yourlocalnewfie43045 жыл бұрын
Death: do you want t- Gray: *Y E S*
@freezeboy135 жыл бұрын
Death: you didn't let me fin- Gray: *Y E S*
@ginger.135 жыл бұрын
Death: Stop interrup- Gray: *Y E S*
@ReallySirius5 жыл бұрын
Death: LET ME FINIS- Gray: Y E S. Death: I give up alrea- Gray: Y E S!!!
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Iron wolf gaming Death: I'm not even done givin... Gray: Y E S Death: That's it Gray! *suicide by drinking expired bleach* Gray: Y E S
@bluebeka24585 жыл бұрын
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGameMe: Wait a second how does this wo- Gray: YES Me: Damn you Gray!
@Chris_82705 жыл бұрын
"I made children grow up to be terrible people" so they grew up to be your average person?
@GrayStillPlays5 жыл бұрын
Fair enough.
@Aloyus_Knight5 жыл бұрын
ZING!
@ganaraminukshuk05 жыл бұрын
Omit all but the first three words of the title and it still makes ominous sense.
@themanwithallthewrongopini35515 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@sorret2505 жыл бұрын
Maybe there was a convention.
@Unbeniamhable5 жыл бұрын
This title just screams child-abuse Sounds great
@malachi75535 жыл бұрын
I found my parents "special toy" drawer
@dumbman23405 жыл бұрын
Uhh ohh
@SkullTheLegless5 жыл бұрын
Oh hecc santa must have been extra generous for them
@cameronsadam5 жыл бұрын
Can I play baseball with u?
@blueflaminghigh93865 жыл бұрын
youre on gray's nice list
@Luckyleol5 жыл бұрын
So would the USA Government be your parents what is the special you nukes? :p
@nutshot_brawler84665 жыл бұрын
I like how Gray immediately assumes Santa’s home dimension is Hell
@fukkthisnewupdate88825 жыл бұрын
NutshotBrawler Santa and Satan names are disturbingly similar, after all.
@kaiaros5 жыл бұрын
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Wow, you're right. Just scramble around the letters in "Santa" and ya got "Satan"
@Known_as_The_Ghost5 жыл бұрын
I actually got a present from "Satan" once.
@dexieleighyan26255 жыл бұрын
@@Known_as_The_Ghost what was it?
@Known_as_The_Ghost5 жыл бұрын
@@dexieleighyan2625 I actually forgot. It was 6+ years ago. Sorry :/
@lemmegetabite84605 жыл бұрын
It's not just the children who are terrible it's also Gray in every single game he plays.
@Fr0sh1tz3 жыл бұрын
terrible as in hes bad at all the games or terrible in every single game hes a terrible peron
@glennmorganfan94115 жыл бұрын
"Wants a BB Gun with a thing on the side that tells time" You should be ashamed that you didn't get this famous "Christmas Story" reference.
@naturegirl19995 жыл бұрын
GlennMorganFan what reference?
@theencolony55955 жыл бұрын
@@naturegirl1999 the red Ryder carbine action BB gun
@KatB24555 жыл бұрын
The main character Ralphie wants a Red Ryder BB gun. You uncultured swine!!! Lol
@srlong11235 жыл бұрын
He missed so many Christmas movie references.
@soulkuza93075 жыл бұрын
Yeah ikr he needs to be more careful or that will kid will shoot their eye out.
@ellathatcher40325 жыл бұрын
He missed the Christmas movie references! Hot dog shaped whistle: the santa clause Bb gun with a thing that tells time: a christmas story Single jingle bell: polar express Being kidnapped by martains: santa claus conquers the martains
@GamerLeFay5 жыл бұрын
I can't count the number of times I've seen The Santa Clause and I still didn't get the hot dog shaped whistle until I read this comment.
@borkboi40405 жыл бұрын
Elf? It said that Christmas cheer went blasted high and flew away
@datrtzhush37345 жыл бұрын
I only know polar express soooo...
@nutella_wewerehere5 жыл бұрын
he shouldn’t have declined the hotdog shaped whistle :(((((
@smeebsmob34685 жыл бұрын
the only good christmas movie is polar express
@Aloyus_Knight5 жыл бұрын
"Exploding nutcrackers?" Pfft yeah, that doesn't sound sexual at all.
@Sand.Springs5 жыл бұрын
Didn't think twice That's gotta be painful
@palindrome__37464 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@cameronsadam5 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna put my “hot dog shaped whistle” in my mom’s “special toy drawer”
@cakecat00155 жыл бұрын
7:00 Ah yes, the gun with a clock Or a glock. So just a gun. The kid wants a gun.
@lucashenry50245 жыл бұрын
Gastone Glock did work on clocks or something, so you’re close
@cakecat00155 жыл бұрын
@@lucashenry5024 I combined the two words gun and clock to get glock
@lucashenry50245 жыл бұрын
Cakecat 001 yeah, but they’re a thing and a marvelous thing at that.
@fiend-off-the-grid4 жыл бұрын
@@cakecat0015 The BB gun with a timepiece on the side is a reference to the movie "A Christmas Story", tho
@EmilyB-px6vy5 жыл бұрын
"Physics is our bruh," sounds like a 90's science after-school special. The meaning totally changes with the censorship and I love it.
@TimTamSlam75 жыл бұрын
I love your constant need to choose the wrong choices and revel in the negative consequences. You’re a true dad Gray ❤️
@RaphBlade72 жыл бұрын
So Gray actually managed to get the Santa Conquers the Martians ending. Nice.
@Time_Ripper15 жыл бұрын
I saw the game title and thought: Is Gray going to torture children with Santa Claus
@GrayStillPlays5 жыл бұрын
Yes. And apparently cause super novas and distort reality with Christmas cheer.
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Trinity TheTerrarian we got the same idea from reading the title LOL
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
GrayStillPlays i was wondering Gray, did Santa brought the toy for the kid or the parents?
@Time_Ripper15 жыл бұрын
Alvin AnakMuda Great minds think alike
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
Trinity TheTerrarian LOL, yup and so does Gray😆
@JamesTM5 жыл бұрын
"The baseball bats are really small" ... Wow. Just slipped that one right in under the demonitization. :D
@nicolekrantz99025 жыл бұрын
Gray: you son of a- *dolphin noises Me: so he's a son of a dolphin?
@HopePapernacky3 жыл бұрын
It’s prolly a SpongeBob reference.
@qtherage66795 жыл бұрын
“Hot dog shaped whistle” yikes
@prismfireproductions37725 жыл бұрын
Ever seen The Santa Claus with Tim Allen?
@renakunisaki5 жыл бұрын
I hope he didn't find that in the special drawer.
@MattSutton15 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought they couldn't top the reference to Judge Reinhold in The Santa Clause at 6:33, they top it with a Santa Claus Conquers The Martians reference at 7:09. This game is great!
@the80hdgaming5 жыл бұрын
Nice for the developers to give a nod to "Santa Conquers the Martians" 👍
@CosmicCadet5 жыл бұрын
“Wants a BB-gun with a thing on the side that tells time.” Someone needs to brush up on their classic Christmas novels.
@anneoctober75 жыл бұрын
“We need to rise up against children with lukemia”
@lollipop965375 жыл бұрын
As a child with leukemia, I was like”...bruh”
@fukkthisnewupdate88825 жыл бұрын
Kpop Gamer but you get the reference?
@ivan-Croatian4 жыл бұрын
Sup.
@_godawfulyt_61825 жыл бұрын
Sounds like gray making all his young fans growing up to be degenerates
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
_godawfulyt _ no, just to make sure their parents don't hide toys
@TheCatslock5 жыл бұрын
its amazing how many endings this game has.
@laffy72045 жыл бұрын
I love how there are so many references to santa movies stuffed in the endings
@crappyanimations95525 жыл бұрын
Gray: You play a slightly balding somewhat alcoholic Santa. Me: Wait, that’s just Aussie Santa.
@holdmysprite60565 жыл бұрын
Videos like these are why my mother is worried about what im watching on the internet
@Bluesy19905 жыл бұрын
For shame, Gray. Ralphie's dream gift from A Christmas Story: “official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.”
@GrayStillPlays5 жыл бұрын
I remembered the compass but hell if I didn't remember it telling the time.
@Bluesy19905 жыл бұрын
@@GrayStillPlays to be completely honest with you, the ONLY reason I remembered that was because I watched that movie on a plane ride about a week ago. Before that, I hadn't seen it since I was a kid. I definitely would have missed it had it not been for that. 😂 love your videos man, keep up the great work!
@darksonic90145 жыл бұрын
@@GrayStillPlays please play subnautica please
@blueisaleaf21275 жыл бұрын
I really want that hot dog shaped whistle now
@blitzguitar5 жыл бұрын
I love how Gray justifies giving blocks will stop from playing with guns
@catkook5435 жыл бұрын
3:17 Also implies that they have 2 mother's
@plsroux61323 жыл бұрын
i like it how the elf is named Reginald and gray's minecraft chicken is named Reginald too so the chicken is named after the elf
@insertname50095 жыл бұрын
When Ur a bully and somehow get into the nice list Bully: Ah yes, *GRAY*
@Forklift_Fella5 жыл бұрын
This was great. We need more Christmas game videos. I laughed so hard. Thanks Gray!
@carrieb30005 жыл бұрын
The BB gun is from “a Christmas story” movie 😂😂
@notagoat2815 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing the single jingle bell was from The Polar Express.
@carrieb30005 жыл бұрын
NotAGoat oh that’s so true!
@jeffreyballinger1335 жыл бұрын
I swear. Some of these people make these games just so Grey can have his sick and blissfully evil fun. I love it... FULL LIQUOR BAR!
@TheFireAngel135 жыл бұрын
Okay fun fact, the “Santa kidnapped by martians” thing is actually a movie. A bad, bad movie.
@IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar2 жыл бұрын
“Went into mommy and daddy’s ‘special drawer’. Wants a handheld gaming system.” _I suspect that special drawer is full of handheld gaming systems._ 😒
@jackielantz80182 жыл бұрын
And so, at 6:36 the step father in the movie The Santa Clause was born. As I recall, the only thing he wanted was a 'Weeny whistle' (hot dog whistle).
@marshall90035 жыл бұрын
3:04 Gus's moms say gay rights
@sparsit48165 жыл бұрын
“Slightly bald Santa” 😂
@ahobbit12735 жыл бұрын
“You judged 69 kids-OF COURSE WE DID” lol
@discatded5 жыл бұрын
"Helped single father wrap gifts" Aawww that's so sweet "Saved allowance to buy gift for parent" Aaaaawwwwww
@maybelx95475 жыл бұрын
This vid teach to see the good side in bad people, but also see the bad side in good people, wonderful!
@nutella_wewerehere5 жыл бұрын
12:52 *NICE.*
@walkerstalker04535 жыл бұрын
4:27 she meant she wants glocks not blocks
@piniatafullofblood3 жыл бұрын
“Congrats Zander, you are the epitome of mediocrity.” do you watch Buffy the vampire slayer orrrrrr
@thatonebagel69615 жыл бұрын
12:56 Huh... *N I C E*
@agr0nianTV5 жыл бұрын
11:21 Polar Express reference :D This was great!
@lpsrocks49905 жыл бұрын
i just came home from a long day and saw that you uploaded and im literally about to cry watching your vidoes are the best part of my day adn youre videos are the only thing that makes me laugh at times
@Sallyam5 жыл бұрын
Graystillplays said "daddy the baseball bats are really small" lol
@theswagereal10325 жыл бұрын
"You judged 69 kids, Merry Christmas!" nice
@toddaustin4495 жыл бұрын
The "bb gun with a thing at tells time" was a reference to "The Christmas Story" Edit: the 'single jingle bell' is a reference to "The Polar Express"
@hubcapthecat21493 жыл бұрын
Santa being kidnapped by bumbling martians is "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"
@ajaxtanner8745 жыл бұрын
The intros are honestly the funniest part before the jokes get progressively better but worse because holy crap Gray
@comradestalin32575 жыл бұрын
Kids: Ive done everything i can. Grey:Go to hell Kids:Why u bully me?
@fstorm0015 жыл бұрын
*Gives a vacuum cleaner to clean the walls*, thats military level punishment there
@chillby41985 жыл бұрын
"Giotto" "Gio" 「GIORNO GIOVANNA」
@whizthesugoi5 жыл бұрын
Giotto Giovanna, half brother of Giorno Giovanna He born after Dio smash a priest's ass real hard That's why he's dressed like Pucci
@chillby41985 жыл бұрын
@@whizthesugoi lmao
@agentrose99054 жыл бұрын
Some of these are legit wholesome
@VintageFenrir5 жыл бұрын
You denied a kid a weenie whistle, and now you've created Neil from The Santa Clause
@kimdahehe5 жыл бұрын
Omg no Gray! “A BB-gun with a thing on the side that tells time” is a reference to A Christmas Story. Haha it was a musical I was in last year
@morticiamourning99903 жыл бұрын
Reginald the elf got reincarnated into Reginald the chicken
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame5 жыл бұрын
This video doesn't directly involve death, but a long term trauma that may lead to PTSD (Parent's Toy Struck Death)
@cr4shmycar1185 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that the text boxes are basically the ones from Persona 4?
@senatorwilsonphilipsova27185 жыл бұрын
I noticed it lol. Persona fans unite
@redrustyboots5 жыл бұрын
I fear the day Gray runs out of life ending games to play
@angelosusa42585 жыл бұрын
The only game where Gray becomes Santa and brings infinite amounts of coal 😂
@emmahealy48635 жыл бұрын
Started a "small fire" at Christmas. lmao same. It gets brought up EVERY year. Can't a girl start fires in peace?
@anneoctober75 жыл бұрын
Wow, I didn’t know that Santa was a boomer!
@connormcfarland93995 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer.
@Gal-po6lf5 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@debbiehardin36805 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer.
@Fuzzycat165 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer.
@connormcfarland93995 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer.
@rosealielycan4 жыл бұрын
"Plays with guns, wants a small set of blocks" you mean glocks right kid?
@rosealielycan3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember making this comment... Oh well lol
@deathessence87675 жыл бұрын
“Went into mommy and daddy’s special drawer” *Flashback*
@whochangedyoutube5 жыл бұрын
How bad was it? Just curious
@whochangedyoutube5 жыл бұрын
@Fniux thanks for the reminder, I totally forgot to add that!
@deathessence87675 жыл бұрын
April Chan It wasn’t that bad,just a box of condoms. Didn’t realize what they were till a few years later lol
@TheTexas19945 жыл бұрын
10:02 They had a chance to say “IT’S OVER 9000!” and they blew it
@helicopterone5 жыл бұрын
Something for gray: Tony not a believer Gave 200$ in presents to his parents Wants parents
@brinonymousredacted38095 жыл бұрын
Oh gray, you already did this with videos, you are a role model to many evil kindred souls.
@Blue_Firefox5 жыл бұрын
"You'll shoot your eye out kid!"
@redmaxxs5 жыл бұрын
It's funny to me that when he wants to make all the kids nice a lot of them were terrible. It's like the game knew what you were doing. 😆
@kraftykaty62875 жыл бұрын
I almost said your most loved line "Oh Sweet Baby Jesus" in class today it was fun.
@kraftykaty62875 жыл бұрын
Not really "loved" but a line you use a lot
@madelinegarber78605 жыл бұрын
That special drawer thing was so funny.
@DagoDuck5 жыл бұрын
Cocain-Beer ~Gray 2019
@fma33175 жыл бұрын
You are just a phenomenon, Love it though, keep it up!
@cpapson755 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even mean to click on this and I did so I geuss I’m watching it now.
@BrotherSkodidi5 жыл бұрын
Bumbling Martians Steal Santa is the plot for Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. The MST3K review is AWESOME.
@Vallkary_5 жыл бұрын
I litteraly just got an add talking about how somebody’s kid died right before the video started
@arandomaccount36065 жыл бұрын
"What if your parents are assassins?" Okay, I think I'm too much of a weeb. I can only think of the one particular character.
@Nicky123765 жыл бұрын
“Cocaine beer..” really... usually I let these things go, but you’ve obviously never done a drug in your life, Grey..
@Aliyah_6665 жыл бұрын
Yeah...okay someone as capable of being fucked up hasn't done drugs lol riiiight
@joemag3D4 жыл бұрын
I MADE THIS! Thanks for playing!
@elivdb5 жыл бұрын
just got out of school to see “posted 3 min ago”
@miahayes80615 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@Subbingz655 жыл бұрын
You get out of school at 6:00 pm?
@Mr.Whiskers5 жыл бұрын
Did you have detention?
@adamk-paxlogan7330Sucks5 жыл бұрын
@@Subbingz65 some people do take the buss home and sometimes you don't home until 5 or 6 pm,I did once and I *HATED* it
@melody002175 жыл бұрын
Or they're in a different time zone...
@bella-jy4ki5 жыл бұрын
This is literally my favorite channel on youtube hahaha god damn amusing 😂
@marlyyn5 жыл бұрын
yay, im early . i know this is annoying im just proud of myself.
@Luigi77774 жыл бұрын
My friend never had a DS as a kid. He doesn't know it yet but when Christmas comes around in a month, I've saved up money to buy him a 3DS. I'm going to have a not attached that says "Now you're playing with power". :)
@DeathnoteBB5 жыл бұрын
“I have a feeling this person bullied their classmate cause their home life sucks” Okay I remember that from a video from a while ago but this just came out im-
@kylepalen25735 жыл бұрын
You should definitely make an Tomodachi life series. I think you would really enjoy that game
@Nightweaver15 жыл бұрын
>wants a BB gun with a thing on the side that tells time "You mean a clock?" Seriously who writes these games?
@BalboaDean5 жыл бұрын
Santa is your friendly neighborhood stalker
@tomtcom5 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced "daveed"
@AsgardianQueen2 жыл бұрын
Pietro is a Santa believer? I wouldn't have guessed that.