I Dated 100 People Just to Murder Them - Altlife

[@kenjiotake]

Imagine being a rough guy in a prison, sentenced to 20~30 years for a random serious crime and a lady in her nineties comes in completely chained up to the maximum security cell, with a sentence of almost 400 years for blowing up hundreds of people with a rocket launcher and you find out the next day that she escaped that cell that was being watched by every police officer and agent in the country, without being found out

[@doth2471]

This sounds so lit AHAHAHAHHA

[@shardinhand1243]

wellcome to greystillplays my man!

[@stress4206]

Imagine her being like “30 years? Rookie numbers”

[@katanimefan966]

I would diagnose myself with an incurable disease then get treated for it successfully, confirming that I defied all logic and that I must be in some weird illusion I created myself.

[@TheIslandRiders]

Rick Sanchez' perfect partner in crime

[@guidojacobs2002]

3:19 Anyone who can get away with murder with a rocket launcher has my respect. Between the whistling sound, the smoke trail from the launcher to the explosion, the explosion itself, and the size of the rocket launcher, it'd be hard to make that look like an accident.

[@MittensWichen]

Time to get away with murder!

[@karalyna2004]

@@MittensWichen uh maybe not with the rpg I suggest a nuke

[@briannajones5184]

Officer! He just ran into it i swear!

[@brigidtheirish]

I was thinking someone should make a murder simulator for Gray, but he turns every game into a murder simulator.

[@ThatSlowBuilder]

brigidtheirish there is one yandere sim search it

[@Skullhawk13]

I don't think it'd be as interesting to have him play a game like hitman. What's the point if you follow the games rules when you murder?

[@brigidtheirish]

@@ThatSlowBuilder Isn't that still in uber-beta? Skullhawk13 Yeah, good point.

[@ThatSlowBuilder]

Yeah but it’s 99.9999999999999% done so it will be done in 20 years LOL

[@lizziehole8424]

yes

[@infestedribcage]

“charles isn’t good enough for the name of a murderer” charles manson: am i a joke to you?

[@Raptor_Ren]

Elderly woman as she pulls the trigger on her 98th victim: “Yes”

[@alicetries5954]

@@Raptor_Ren I died

[@Robin-sq3be]

Technically he didn't kill anyone lmao

[@lloydlandrum3040]

If going by fictional characters even before Charles Manson was around the first name of Charles was oddly a common name for characters that was murders or later was made to be a murder

[@jennacyanide4872]

I was looking for something to say this. Thank you lol

[@hellfire66683]

If poison goes bad does that mean it becomes good?

[@markthegoalie8573]

Yes obviously

[@moyubutt]

Beta wrong comment mate

[@mrgopnik5964]

No, it just means that it will hit you with all kinds of horrible side effects before it kills you

[@potato_hellcat]

FBI OPEN UP

[@capitaldude7119]

@Beta put broken behind more

[@charlie1725]

This is literally if you combined BitLife and Sims 4 together

[@StarLovesTheNight]

Yes

[@ferreteggs1146]

Or just bitlife

[@flynn_cine]

BitSim

[@wyn798]

I knew it was a lot like bitlife but sims 4? Me never thought of it

[@MD-sp3lj]

No

[@RemyWillard]

Some days I laugh. Some days I'm legit terrified of what might be going through your mind. Today? *I'm both.*

[@Widowspiderjuice]

Isn't that all of us?

[@orpheusdrakos1911]

Same for me. All I know is I never want to meet him in real life he scares me.

[@kattberckley7811]

@@orpheusdrakos1911 he scares you? 😂

[@orpheusdrakos1911]

@@kattberckley7811 how do you know that all of that fake murder hasn't gone to head a little bit

[@orpheusdrakos1911]

@@kattberckley7811 but even if he scares me a little bit. He's one of the few youtubers that makes me laugh the hardest.

[@notagoat281]

[Adopted daughter gets job as dental assistant] Gray: "I feel kinda bad about blowing her up with an RPG now!" Gray is really good at saying things that don't sound good in or out of context.

[@ShudowWolf]

Without context it's bad. With context...well it may actually be worse.

[@kengyongow7695]

@@ShudowWolf Agreed

[@thelolim___ster]

11:08 Game: "You are pregnant with your Boyfriend..." Gray: "Oh, this is awkward..."

[@Cilvannau]

😂

[@alastoroleander5658]

Too true

[@nettietrees7238]

What has the world come to...that boyfriends break up with you, not because you are a pornstar...but because you parked in a disabled space.

[@davidtichborne2912]

Society is disabled and wicked

[@STBenedictsRTown]

there is a whole murdering psycho path but i guess he would actually know about her job so i guess you're right

[@sksksnoyuh2844]

Murdering people is ok but taking disabled people's space is crossing the line

[@K-MasterGirl]

Janette Rei that seems about right.

[@diegolarrea6282]

you should make a sims 4 episode where you make a survival experiment lock half of the sims in an beautiful room with everything they'll need by themselves and are not able to leave the room until they die of lonelyness the other half are locked in a room in pairs with one evil sim per room, to see who will die faster you know for sience?

[@samuels.s.7194]

Up

[@o8055]

Um. You good

[@YourAverageTheatreKid]

Oo good idea. Gray are you seeing this?!?!

[@Orionsgrave]

Haha, 69th like. 𝓛𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓰𝓸

[@gunnarbenjamin6348]

*science

[@getsinged7631]

"We're gonna be like the Hannibal Lector of murderers." But isn't Hannibal Lector the Hannibal Lector of murderers?

[@cradleofchaos4923]

Not for long

[@shadowwolf6205]

Jup

[@jacobc9221]

No, that's gray.

[@nootnoot959]

« if I take people wallets after murdering them it’s kinda like managing their finances ” Me: I’ve never thought about that before...welp time to do some killing! =)

[@BennyLlama39]

Note to self: go to the part of town where drug dealers hang out. 😈

[@thegolden6510]

Oh boy here I go killing again

[@ohnah7591]

Hey, I volunteer as first victim- I'm broke but *_please kill me_*

[@professor_milk]

"I'm the most powerful grandmother in the whole entire world" Gray, 2019

[@LibrarianDecerius]

Killmaster shall continue his mothers legacy

[@stress4206]

Killmaster: I’m so happy you accepted my confession His GF: yeah, I liked you for a long time and - what’s that? Killmaster, holding an RPG: I will continue my mother’s legacy

[@CelticVictory]

"I'm trying to get away with the murder not blow up the whole goddamn block." Go big or go home.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

CelticVictory if no one is alive to arrest you technically you got away with the murder

[@coralline1984]

@@Dovah_Slayer Pffffft 😂😂

[@cay7809]

@@Dovah_Slayer exactly what I was thinking

[@SlimeThe1st]

*Nice*

[@iimaoxii]

*Nice*

[@ones9638]

Nice

[@radical_rose9089]

*Nice*

[@AAhmou]

Noice

[@nataliegill4656]

👌🏾

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

Bitlife: Who are you? Altlife: I'm you, but better

[@appleloaf]

I wish I had android so I could play altlife and compare it with bitlife

[@moethemoon]

Bitlife was the true pioneer tho

[@cruxofgenocide8601]

@@moethemoon instlife was first

[@raidmaster6879]

Everyone: How bad could it get? Gray: Yes.

[@kaniyaru117]

"We are the Hannibal Lecter of murderers!"' Yep. Because Hannibal Lecter totally wasn't a murderer. Just a cannibal. No kill. Only eat.

[@wulfricr7635]

He never meant to kill them, he just wanted them to stop screaming so he could hear the violins playing

[@alienatedcanine4680]

cannibal hannibal

[@victorhurwitz5559]

@@alienatedcanine4680 Animal Cannibal.

[@schwellenangst1605]

I guess that it implies he ate all the other killers

[@crimsoncyclo1852]

"Charles is no longer In Charge." That is the greatest obscure reference I've ever caught.

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

ruined 69 likes

[@RusistyoSPN]

Oof-

[@qohaw_2883]

you literally missed the age of death of your parents being 69 TWICE THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE Father:68 Mother:70

[@hagendornkristof4826]

This got no replys its kinda sad

[@ultrajoci]

13:13 Charles Smith died age: 68

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

No, this is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ACCEPTABLE

[@gustavopagan8921]

Well if you average it out…..

[@toast_the_communist7141]

Nani? Czech version of Bitlife? Skvěle

[@aasscheeks]

hell yeah 😳

[@cedgeemo9838]

Já bydlím v český republice ale jsem původem brit. (for anyone who didn't understand i live in the czech republik but im originaly from GB)

[@aasscheeks]

@@cedgeemo9838 wouldnt want that 🤧

[@KaylaJohnson1995]

Yup

[@Terieka2001]

Kdekoli je jen trošku čeština tam se začneme shlukovat lol

[@jackdeth37]

They should have let you continue the saga as your anti-social revenge seeking son Killmaster. Do it for Mom oh son of mine!

[@zach7156]

Gray: “Charles isn’t a good enough name for a murderer” Charles Manson: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@Dustquake]

Manson never killed anyone. There's only evidence that he shot 1 person, who lived. His family did most of the work, without "direct" commands to. Gray knows his sociopaths. Charles was horrible at murder.

[@die444luve]

Dustquake r/wooooosh

[@schwellenangst1605]

@@die444luve r/ihavereddit

[@brendonian4097]

I need a fanfiction of this woman and Killmaster going on a killing spree

[@rosechan449]

Now this sounds like a job more me!

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@rosechan449 any progress on the fic?

[@mavendeo]

"We're going to be there Hannibal Lecter of murderers." You know, because he was known for his humanitarian deeds and altruistic nature.

[@KainDestinedAscension]

69 likes...

[@mavendeo]

@@KainDestinedAscension Nice

[@adaismyname2049]

12:53 "you were sent to prison for 290 years FOR FOR murder"

[@mgruzer]

Petition for Gray to start a Netflix series

[@goodvibes7580]

His show will be called, "The Gray Killer", and it will just be montages of those he has killed.

[@TallulahSoie]

If it gets rid of real people I support this petition.

[@gavinarbogast9036]

Naaa he will end up one of those crappy vloggers

[@MrBillyBob0]

TallulahSoie Who wouldn’t?

[@gavinarbogast9036]

@@MrBillyBob0 me

[@Liminaial]

13:00 *The terminator of all grandmothers*

[@Wavgun3k]

Gray: *Alrig-* Me: *_Stop, get some help_*

[@wegs1756]

No one: Gray Still Plays in 2047: *I destroyed my adopted son's life my making the worst choices (in real life)*

[@farmerbarnaby3844]

I truly wonder how many poor innocent souls were extraculated from their bodies in today's video.

[@joobus-stoobus-magoobus]

Countless

[@RusistyoSPN]

The daily dose

[@cadenc4104]

Doctor: gives you 1 day to live You: spends the last day sniping someone and get 328 years from judge. Hmmm I see this as an absolute win

[@RaKlavinGNS]

Really beginning to wonder how many psychiatrists that have watched Gray have reached out to him... :)

[@D00ML0RD1]

The ans is yes

[@yangchen3487]

Game: How much do you want this dude’s life to be screwe- Gray: *yes*

[@abzer0gaming]

Gray: "Now I feel bad about blowing her up with an RPG." Us: "You're lying, Gray!"

[@DeathnoteBB]

Idk about in this game, but in real life poison does have a shelf life. Cyanide at least can expire. That’s how one of the guys who were part of the group that killed Archduke Ferdinand tried to kill himself. But the cyanide he used was expired so it just made him throw up.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Episodes like this are why I can't watch your videos while eating, Gray. *_Because I severely risk choking to death on my meat and potatoes from laughter._*

[@RileyNoble]

"We'll be like the Hannibal Lecter of crime" Me: Hannibal was, in fact, a criminal. "Charles isn't a good enough name for a murderer" Me: ●_●

[@BrosReactYT]

Gray you just make the most innocent things guilty

[@cordiallypstar7]

Gray + the words “drug dealing” and “accept his offer” = *Y e S*

[@aliennvomet]

“Charles? Charles isn’t good enough for the name of a murderer” Charles Manson: Am I a joke to you? Edit: 11:19 by the way

[@prestonjones1653]

11:20 Gray: "Charles isn't a good enough name for a murderer!" Charles Manson: Am I a joke to you?

[@Chloe-zw5rf]

Please tell me you only did this in the game

[@samcat2295]

chloe B I don’t think grey can promise anything

[@luckyblossom6844]

Sometimes I forget that Gray is a actual human being with a heart and feelings, not just a evil murder machine.

[@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd]

2:08 he was so close to greatness!

[@bogdanvysochin9414]

12:18 LVL. 100 BOSS Thats How Mafi- *Gray Blows Up Mafia With RPG*

[@motokuchoma]

"the hannibal lecter of murderers." ...what is hannibal if not a murderer?

[@domenikkunz9798]

a genius, a cannibal, a forensic psychologist, a survivor of tragic events, a predator, a cold-blooded strategist ect.

[@morganschoff7302]

This woman's life is actually really interesting, I feel as though she'd make a surprisingly good protagonist for like, a book or movie.

[@shadowstormx1398]

12:41 you are In prison, “ for for murder “

[@LampseekerForevermore]

Wait, so if there is a sorcerer does that mean you can kill people in new and interesting magical ways

[@shy-gal9025]

Yes

[@Samw0406]

shy - gal no

[@shy-gal9025]

:)

[@Equa11ysurl]

*seY*

[@matthewflores521]

10:53 JoJo's bizarre adventure has a secret JoJo

[@Chroiduendo]

God: Tell me about yourself Gray: long story short _death_

[@BennyLlama39]

I'd hate to see his daily schedule. "Death, death, death, death, death, death... lunch... death, death, death... take cats to vet..." 💀😀

[@meep1l246]

13:30 that's my grandma but with mooses and a hunting rifle

[@KNG-ik2do]

Where did gray go wrong is all I wonder Edit: Holy crap I have never ever reached this many likes on a comment like I’m speechless, thank you!

[@himikotoga9267]

Same

[@CasperVonGhoul]

At Birth. He was born like that.

[@PhilVillagerOffical]

He was born wrong

[@laoaidan2400]

You want that list in alphabetical order chronological order

[@miro6960]

Everywhere

[@Joe_Potts]

"Maybe it will go bad over time" Wtf happens if a vial of poison goes bad??

[@D34DBLU3]

14:28 had me dead I love this video it’s HILARIOUS I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LeveyHere]

Another one of these? They never cease to amaze me no matter how many there are, especially when Gray plays them

[@liabeans9189]

The dislikes are all from the people who got killed with a sniper rifle and/or RPG.

[@walpurgisnacht8197]

13:41 ma'am the Zika ain't that bad

[@spirit1gardian582]

2:33 Florida Man stop taking a role in this game!!

[@pastelbloop7067]

5:27 Him:Casually buys cucumber Me: 'dirty mind'

[@AxoTheGamer]

Ew

[@snakeinaushanka3652]

Merry Christmas- also more murder!

[@ClassPresidentAlejandro1999]

This is so hilarious that I’m crying right now

[@tashamott]

I’m not even surprised at this point

[@christex3143]

Why was I expecting him to say Full Liquor Bar! at 10:13?

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

Ah yes, *murder*

[@liptonred2440]

@@stenchsteak2968 ok now you made it disturbing

[@Equa11ysurl]

*redrum, sey hA*

[@photondemonz7868]

I'm so glad I found this channel. I think it cures depression

[@DsPGfj]

I am glad everyone knows the right answer to the questions

[@pandamax9958]

Why do I keep coming back to your videos at 3 am?! ITS SO AMAZING! XD

[@eveoffrost3815]

I only have 5 words for this: Gray, you've done it again

[@holyaxolotlwall2437]

11:19 It would have been actually sick if you had put "Charles Lee Ray" as his name for a serial killer 😂

[@umbuchscui]

8:27 hol up.... gray has empathy?

[@themagicalmess4742]

That moment when you are in a car crash, your brain gets shredded, but you survive.

[@Standard5579]

“I’m going to be the Hannibal Lecter of murder”-Grey,2019 Hannibal Lecter is a murderer, Grey.

[@yez1111]

7:29 it's called a Semi-Truck Not a box truck

[@k.g.donathan6271]

Best. Life. Ever.

[@Tepiig]

You missed the chance to name your son FLORIDAMAN.

[@Ben_the_Rosafan]

"The Hannibal Lecter of muderers" In other words, Hannibal Lecter?

[@benbirkman288]

Grey: we're going to be like the Hannibal lecter of murderers Hannibal lecter: am I a joke to you?

[@ava5430]

Me: sees title Also me: that’s grey alright

[@doctordeath2551]

That kid had the best grandma

[@Coral_-pb4iq]

5:35 I thought he was gonna say to scare cats😂🤣

[@bocookie]

11:54 joseph Jones... wait a sec, JOJO!!!

[@dragonhuntress8683]

The ol’ RPG never fails me

[@leonzoaitter9526]

2:28 Grey everything is drunk in Czechia. It’s completely normal news.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Czechia is the eastern european Florida confirmed

[@NateFrostProductions]

“Charles isn’t good enough for the name of a murderer.” Charles Manson: Am I a joke to you?

[@mbpoblet]

11:18 _"Charles isn't good enough for the name of a murderer"..._ I mean... Manson might _technically_ not have actually killed anyone _himself..._ but his is still one of the first names to come to mind when thinking about famous murders...

[@partydemon2849]

Moral of the story. Don’t date so many people. The right person is out there waiting for you

[@uncolaman99]

I laughed so hard at this that my side is aching and I'm feeling dizzy. Thank you so much!

[@peppermintsanswifeandgirlf6540]

This video just got published and there are already 23 comments lol

[@evandelck8541]

Bois shower don't drop teh tvål yes

[@ones9638]

its already up to like 320

[@axolotl786]

Ewww a sans fan girl

[@TheFruitiestCake]

@@axolotl786 How profound

[@leonzoaitter9526]

6:41 Brzobohatý literally translates into soon rich

[@mackenzieusher9649]

*sons name is Charles* Grey: Charles?? Not good enough.. Me: like Charles Manson?...

[@saints360row]

Charles Manson never killed anyone. Supposedly he just got others to do it for him.

[@Dustquake]

Yep, there's only evidence that he shot 1 person, who didn't even die.

[@dramaexterminatus]

"I'll be the hannibal lecter of murderers!" That feels like you're saying you'll be the Da Vinci of artists.

[@random.comment]

Bro, I've been playing altlife for about a month, and even if you dont have a house you can adopt, and I got my wife pregnant till she was 58. I had seventy children

[@christinabarfoot1389]

I absolutely love the intro. Just "alright!" Live for it

[@bunnylove5449]

Wait, isn't that what you normally do?

[@thecrepeofdeath]

tbf if the sleeping was literal the headline would be pretty relatable. I can see drunk me cuddling up with the first dog I see and passing out. who's a good menace