ruining 6,811,131,611 lives with adult websites

[@GrayStillPlays]

Google translate followed us to Plague Inc...

[@turtlebrain6638]

I'm dead inside.

[@lillywightman7349]

Second!!

[@mathbrooo]

69 likes

[@mrboon2590]

18k comments in 1 minute.

[@Blake_suter]

Reee

[@polterboo3515]

Honestly I was waiting for his wife to actually walk in after he said "don't let your wife catch you playing this game"

[@isaiahf-d846]

I wish his wife would make more random appearances

[@TamaNegi-el9yd]

"my wife does my voice over while i kill every one in the Sims 4 using genetically modified pidgeons"

[@KitsuneFyora]

@@isaiahf-d846 I honestly want her to play a couple playthroughs of "Kyle is famous". That's where she asked Gray what was he playing 😂

[@byakuyatogami2905]

Omg he has a wife?

[@Kjf365]

@@byakuyatogami2905 yeah, he's cruel but not heartless

[@cadenr.c.4346]

Whenever gray gets on plague inc, coronavirus quivers in fear

[@killerqueen7675]

* Coronavirus has left the chat * * Gray has entered the chat *

[@swayamsiddha15]

gray: *exists* covid-19: why do i hear the boss music?

[@thekekenator]

Coronavirus: why was this game invented God: because gray

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Corona is a simple virus it cannot feel fear.

[@matthew_natividad]

Coronavirus *our battle will be legendary*

[@theguythatasked6400]

“Juggling the summer sausage” Juggling the *w h a t*

[@robinchesterfield42]

I'm a bit more concerned with the verb JUGGLING. It brings to mind an image of someone _throwing_ and catching a "summer sausage', which would require it to be disconnected from the person first...

[@ArmundJay]

Ya know, summer sausage, a delicious beef sausage ...and definitely not a euphemism lmao

[@superkamiguru6856]

@@robinchesterfield42 You see, that's the point. They wanked so hard that they start juggling the Summer Sausage instead.

[@mikekinard8998]

Its just a saying and in most cases they never make total sense when you break them down and take each word literal

[@QStar3]

Whew... 😌 For a sec, I thought it was just me. Me ears were like, “wut”?

[@solid3070]

Bro people really out here actually buying those misspelled domains

[@jorjac1675]

HVAGravata I would like this but it has 69 likes

[@swayamsiddha15]

Juicy Potato lmao

[@MinishMilly]

Often enough scammers buy those misspelled domains, to trick people who are oblivious about real and fake technical errors. So yeah, either people who buy these domains either sell them later to those kinds of people or they use it for something else.

[@flaxeneel2905]

420 likes, nice

[@thebubchub]

hey that profile pic... i know that

[@luigidisanpietro3720]

"Your girlfriend must not catch you playing this." -An advertisment in a Manga site for kids

[@treisenadams9036]

And anywhere you would illegally download any show.

[@goldandsilver4211]

Also the ads for when I’m trying to read comics online.

[@swayamsiddha15]

basically the ads in any pirate site

[@vtxw33b94]

mangakakalot?

[@luigidisanpietro3720]

@@vtxw33b94 Hehehehe... positioned at the very best of spots

[@linkolnlogg]

Me: *reads title* Me: Ooooh Jesus...

[@KiroChisa]

Grays back at it again with his Florida man magic. He probably also has an incognito tab open as well.

[@leepicgamer2117]

Yes

[@arachineatzeer7478]

Oh Neptune!

[@sawineeedwards1262]

Jesus can't help you here. This is Gray we're talking about here

[@unpr0p]

You mean the thumbnail also?

[@pitlame4324]

Me: I wonder what- Gray: Alright this welcome to the only game where eating rotten toothpaste can kill you.

[@spicybeantofu]

Well eating enough "fresh" toothpaste will kill yeah too haha

[@roxinovak]

DON'T GIVE GRAY IDEAS

[@shadowplayz138]

@@roxinovak more like give gray ideas

[@GreenTheem]

More masochist ideas for Grey is always a good idea for his comment section!

[@duyencao383]

clubwondergirl.link/AXVW5yJP5RAx

[@swayamsiddha15]

no one: gray: i'm playing with their *weewees*

[@ARMYPOLICE88]

Human female: what the hell are WeeWees?

[@tyb1329]

Boy: They are stuff that hangs below boys. Thats all I’m giving

[@derpylimeaj6350]

That one girl: it’s their *d**ks*

[@MeruXYZ]

@@jenisdauncle Too far.

[@derpylimeaj6350]

@FuzzyTriangles *you ruined the conversation*

[@dementrisignis6727]

If gray really has a son then I'm scared, imagine a kid in primary school torturing dolls just like his father tortures sims

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

I mean, my little cousin already does that too so that wouldn't be too out of the ordinary

[@Ieatcheesecrackers]

Omg gray 2

[@Eman716-c2e]

So glad you’re playing more of this game

[@robinchesterfield42]

I know, right? It's the game that's MADE for him! The _goal_ is to wipe out humanity! :)

[@swayamsiddha15]

Petition for "Pormhub awareness day" to be a national holiday.

[@ethanlocke3604]

I’d sign it

[@minecraft_errr6356]

Wheres the papers

[@emmatutton5479]

It has to be today though *national womans day* 😂

[@nichsa8984]

@@minecraft_errr6356 coppa forcing allowing his country must have hentai

[@swayamsiddha15]

Gwen B not anymore

[@tommarch.4493]

"Major brexit supporters flee the UK to avoid the brexit" thanks Plangue Inc news 5:36

[@lemaygaming6952]

John Smith Except it says major brexit supporters. Not people who oppose brexit.

[@emib6599]

@@lemaygaming6952 Technically is true, rich brexit supporters are buying European passport and they are relocating their financial activities outside UK

[@lemaygaming6952]

@@emib6599 Of course, cause brexit's a disaster, lol.

[@manictiger]

Plangue

[@Jake1702]

As someone from the Caribbean, I can say we definitely would not be the last to die in this situation.

[@DragonDogStormy]

Lol-

[@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110]

Yep. I can confirm and I’m a Cuban.

[@Alabama_Joe]

I was questioning the title...then I remembered gray can kill people every way you can think of

[@KiroChisa]

Hes the devil incarnate.

[@CursedCharmer]

I find it ironic that I'm the 69th like for this comment, I have no regrets.

[@in4807]

Anyone who sees this the title was porm hub not adult sites

[@axshleyyreal]

You shoudln't question anything Gray does, he's unpredictable

[@highchaplainerebus]

Hey look, an exercise ball hurtling towards the earth at 13 trillion lightspeed!

[@Statability]

Son: oooo that’s looks really nice Dad: what is that?? Son: uhhhh Dad: I want to watch as well Wife: count me in!

[@volaride]

devlish Christian How boring.

[@RedMo46]

Familys that FAP together stay together

[@icanexplain5974]

Family participation. Family game night

[@oliverquency5694]

Bruh tf

[@ReleasedHollow]

I like to imagine nuclear technicians were too busy looking at Pormhub that they didn't notice the reactor going critical.

[@Stephano95]

5:14 disappointed that Gray didn't get the Jetpack Joyride reference... 🙁

[@watevr4evr]

Same

[@emberstorm666]

Me too

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

It has been years since I have played the game and apparently they are still updating the game

[@mr.atomic7615]

Omg I used to love that game I got the TARDIS and gave up after that

[@jbg0801]

yeah

[@marionetteworks]

“My son makes poor choices and I wish he wasn’t a part of the family” -Florida Dad

[@WintersMinion]

Ah but for Florida Man making poor choices is the good choice so if they are making good choices they are making poor choices

[@rookieman329]

son's choices: eating healthy, sleeping early, doing homework, etc. dad: those are poor choices my son! you should be like me!

[@manictiger]

Stop spying on my life!

[@DownWithBureaucracy]

"It's medicinal" "Sir, that's a machinegun-powered jetpack"

[@ethancronau406]

Isn't that a joke to Jetpack Joyride?

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

@@ethancronau406yep it is

[@salty9587]

Me: Watching KZbin Gray: Makes a deadly adult site My innocence: *LEAVES MY SOUL*

[@Nightweaver1]

>Shoe factory burns down, no soles lost

[@lucky_da_wolf5994]

Well I would have loved to say that but I can't I had no innocence in the first place (╥﹏╥)

[@Dead_Channel964]

This is not the only video on this channel that kills your innocence

[@GreenTheem]

No nununuh no... you see, your innocence only goes away after you proceed to delve deeper into the topic at hand, and we should know what that topical site is (Applicable to many of grey’s videos, not just this one, but this one especially)!

[@Thehonestperson]

‘Nuclear explosion in New Zealand’: you know you’re doomed when a banned explosive/substance is in your country

[@adman1381]

Once again the NPCs of Plague Inc. recoil of horror when GrayStillPlays plays.

[@bleentrean5849]

11:41 - The Strange thing is that there are no nuclear power plants in new zealand.

[@thenoobiehedgehog]

Grey: I will call it porm instead so its more child appropriate. KZbin subtitles: I'm about to end this man's whole crear.

[@Iwuvmypookies]

Ahh yes gray's crear

[@swayamsiddha15]

"in pormhub, adblocks don't block us, we block them" basically you reverse uno card them.

[@dmitryklevchuk6436]

Actually, you Soviet Russia them.

[@swayamsiddha15]

Dmitry Klevchuk yes i like that approach, too.

[@jondoe272]

@@swayamsiddha15 Njet Soviet Russia meme is better.

[@LendriMujina]

8:47 Well, that aged... poignantly... especially with "WeTube" coming immediately after.

[@safari9793]

Fun fact: Pornhub was actually made in Canada.

[@lateraldamage8479]

Really?

[@amvcentral9198]

It's begun.

[@fujicakes_]

That’s quite fitting tbh

[@iamthecopium]

As a Canadian, I can confirm this is why I went to Ohio

[@JesterofHockey]

And we’re proud. 🇨🇦

[@smol9109]

Gray: *uploades video* Me: *Clicks faster than people get infected when he's playing*

[@idkagoodname8972]

Me: *Clicks faster than gray can break a game*

[@smol9109]

@@idkagoodname8972 Brother/sister/non binary pal is that you?

[@DrCatdeJong]

Me: watches Plague Inc. on Gray's channel Coronavirus in my town: am i a joke to you?

[@swayamsiddha15]

Lauw damn! please be safe. 😷

[@movedaccount9958]

Me: *chuckles in Korean* amateurs

[@DrCatdeJong]

@@swayamsiddha15 thanks, i do hope so 😅

[@DrCatdeJong]

@@movedaccount9958 🤣 you win, stay safe!💕

[@cougar2k720]

Actually, stay at home watching something while in quarantine is a perfect idea. My client's dad returned from a infected zone, so they place a 14 day quarantine on him at home. Locked him in a spare room with a TV, laptop, and a Xbox, bringing him food on a plate on regular intervals and alcohol wipes to clean the utensils. It's hardcore, but it works.

[@brawlahwah9644]

Me: wants to go outside, wants to actually do something with my life. Grays Videos: COME BACK! WATCH GRAY KILL MORE PEOPLE!!

[@samsonguy10k]

Turns out GrayStillPlays was the true plague. Pormhub was the disguise and it got away with it because of you meddling kids.

[@manictiger]

Hey, look at it this way, Gray's saving you from getting Covid-19. They call it "basement dweller", but actually, it's "self-quarantine".

[@samsonguy10k]

@Howdy Justice Ah, I see you heard about the parasites that almost beat Pormhub to destroying us....Dilbos.

[@hongseng3670]

Hell yes I will.

[@aloevera0.0]

I just love watching Gray eliminate all life on earth.

[@stinksorstonks1498]

Porn: you can't stop me Everyone: i know, but he can *No net neutrality*

[@themrfives]

Either that or the KIDS act aka coppa 2.0.

[@EternusTV]

A man if culture

[@roaringthunder115]

Lol

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Not everyone say those exact words.

[@lucarioplusher461]

Me: *loads shotgun* Me: gentlemen, today Porn Fights will rise and cause a war Friend: what war? Me: Porn War 2. Porn war 1 was in my bed.

[@vimzy8507]

“Juggling the summer sausage”

[@LevelUpofficial]

8:25 sounds like something Russia would do

[@sovietbot6708]

Это правда

[@riceismyname5491]

If this actually happened all the asexuals would be the lone survivors but they wouldn't repopulate the planet lmao

[@moemoethecoolest]

Haha fite me pormhub, I have the power of asexuality

[@shogun2215]

Gray's innuendos areas subtle as a 6-Pack of Bud Light.

[@joermnyc]

Gray just turned the entire world into Glenn Quagmire after he found out about high speed internet. “Quagmire? Where’ve you been, no ones seen you for days!’ “Just uhh, checking out some of that internet pron.”

[@fan.of.feet2310]

Door to door symptom... Should have named the virus “Jehovah’s Witnesses”

[@amongwho6258]

Jehovah Yahweh is gods full name

[@lavenderfields.]

@@amongwho6258 really?

[@germanvisitor2]

3:40 "Terry Pratchett voted best author ever!" Excellent choice.

[@dylancoleman4640]

I love watching you consume the souls of humanity

[@whysnana]

2:06 "You give experiments" *stares at the word equipment*

[@quackatitty7430]

“Lance good-thrust” My potterhead mind: *thats awfully close to Luna Lovegood-* also I was eating a popsicle while watching-

[@NovaLand]

6:23 An actor is simply a person or item that can interact with other actors (persons/items). It's not what some pople would think like a hollywood star or whatever.

[@isaiahf-d846]

5:16 has to be a reference to jetpack joyride damn it's been a while

[@BigSpore]

I don’t need a game to know that adult websites have ruined my life

[@stifflordd]

A functioning brain is like a sense of humour, not everyone has one.

[@hongseng3670]

djblack1111 ooooof

[@kevinakam2466]

5:39 Italian plumber fined for killing turtles 😂😂😂😂😂

[@crazy._lunatic2454]

*Gray* "Cause if there's one thing I'm good at, it's disappointing people." *Me* I- same 😔👍

[@skarapeacetalon2800]

3:50 bet Terry never expected to be featured in a video like this.

[@layla5409]

Im still laughing my head off

[@captaingoji5456]

1:53 Rise of kingdoms in a nutshell

[@aidanthird]

imagine that we are the people in plague inc, ruled by gray. gray summoned a random named epidemic named the CoronaVirus, and is trying to eradicate us. That was the latest theory on we're in a video game by me, someone who hates everything.

[@ForTheFrontier]

It coming from Canada makes more sense then some might think as Canada is where the Hub was originally made

[@f_all374]

This was really all I needed

[@Charles-nu4si]

2:31 that was Napster for anyone wondering.

[@gemnet7604]

Gray is like a non-Irish Kevin

[@Froggie-draws]

There are no words to describe how amazing this video is

[@MrDerpy-ns6sy]

5:02 the captions had a better name for it

[@devorahmoreno2581]

2:07 *equipments* Gray: experiments!! Game: no its equi- Gray: *eXpErImEnTs!!!*

[@DarkTrainerJess]

“Major Brexit supporters flee UK to escape Brexit” never related to something so much in my life 😂 and I’m against it

[@Poisonouscosmic]

"Machine-gun powered jetpack banned over safety concern" bold of the game to assume america would ever ban anything related to guns over "safety concerns"

[@patrickracer43]

"What did you do to them?" That's what every game asks when Gray boots them up

[@3apfelkerne]

Almost 3MILL! Hope You Make It Man! Your my fave youtuber :D

[@kono152]

New title, “How to get demonetized faster than my hopes and dreams for Florida man’s survival fall”

[@SkyyGlass]

"Hopefully your expectations are really low Cause if there's one thing I'm good at it's disappointing people" xD hahaha.....

[@conflicthorizon]

"Nintendo to pixelate toad"? Toad look a little too much like a Johnson for today's people?

[@thelonelywolf88]

I'm surprised Gray didn't point that out lol

[@jaydenrossgarcia6435]

I saw that in this video and a other video

[@arya1275]

It is 5:48 AM here in India.. I have to go to gym but I mustn't go without watching gray's video otherwise my day will be wasted.

[@swayamsiddha15]

Anime Man wise decision

[@26tian]

*gray, you've done it again*

[@chloe9573]

PormHub: Asexuals: You have no power here

[@rugilekat2840]

I’m from Lithuania and I think I should learn the lithuanian fire drill

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

2:34 *Kingsman: the Secret Service theme starts* 3:13 *KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE THEME INTENSIFIES* 6:09 *GRAY STARTS TO TURN INTO SAMUEL L. JACKSON*

[@CsSniper23]

9:31 it’s bc Japan was using hemtai hub

[@matthewboire6843]

Lol, true

[@avoprim5028]

3:25 - Gray, news headline: @Valve Time Slower Than Thought. Is this a reference to the slow @Steam download times?

[@janus2638]

4:29 That one moment when people are streaming Fortnite in 2004

[@Ellie_420]

Took me a minute to realize 💀

[@eurogryphon]

"Nuclear explosions happened in New Zealand"...I think that's called "the destruction of The One Ring"

[@danielereshchenko486]

Fun fact the actual pormhub was created in Montreal Canada Your welcome, so technically Gray was right to start the plague in Canada

[@jodiecrofts2190]

I can't stop laughing!! At all your videos!!! Especially your Sims videos Bab Ross is my favourite Sims character

[@TrusTheProcesSweets]

Lmao, I love this crap of a channel, haven't missed one vid!!

[@Pink_Paladin]

11:33 idk if it's just me but why it sounds like kokichi from Danganronpa V3?

[@vtxw33b94]

"Im playing with their wee wees" Gray 2020

[@rxngxrmxn1322]

The kids watching this at home 😂😂😂😂

[@CellKill]

gray: *plays plague inc.* Let's make adult sites *Last time* Let's overpopulate

[@crusadeknight896]

Everyone started using protection. Few generations later-“you win.”

[@kiearamayes]

Me: *watches near my parents* Gray:*says pormhub* Me: 😳

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

Florida: This is just a normal tuesday!

[@Aspenisms]

I hope gray placing pormhub where pornhub was created was unintentional just to make it better-

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

He said family friendly version.

[@avoprim5028]

5:20 - Gray, the news headline, that, you just read is a reference to the main Jetpack, The Machine Gun Jetpack, and, its gold plated variant, in Jetpack Joyride 1, and, also, maybe the game's sequel.

[@danielbarnes4218]

When you realize PornHub is a Canadian made website

[@christhompson4950]

“Nintendo to pixilate Toad in future” 3:41

[@RareHandle]

First like on this comment

[@christhompson4950]

Clutch_NBA thank you

[@arloharrip]

Beef jerky is just a cow raisin and raisins are just grape jerky. I thought you should know that

[@hongseng3670]

Arlo Harrip huh neat

[@Robert_E.O_Speedwagon_]

This channel is so chaotic I love it

[@mikemeeshy]

0:14 Y E Y

[@rocketbackhander6280]

"Shoe factory burns down. No soles lost." I...

[@arktos849]

5:14 I wonder if anyone else got the reference.

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

There's at least 3 of us.

[@swayamsiddha15]

i'm uncultured, what is the reference?

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

@@swayamsiddha15 Jetpack Joyride. One of the earlier runner-based mobile games where you have a jetpack made out of a machine gun.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

2:27 "Valve Time slower than thought." As a Team Fortress 2 player, I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry at this. Too soon, game, too soon.

[@antivirusresistance8178]

1:39 was that an "igen" from hungarian which means "yes"? I was not just a bit surprised :s

[@SOS_JA]

That's Quebec, or Québec

[@antivirusresistance8178]

@@SOS_JA it doesn't sound right :/

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

it said "in canada"

[@Luprand]

"People know they are watching the last days of humanity." That's not what they're watching.

[@user-uy7sv2og6u]

children in the game:

[@hulick6910]

Machine-gun jetpack in plague inc Me, an intellectual: Jetpack Joyride.