“that’s a stupid watch” “I know” great conversation
@RobHaskell-jy4fl24 күн бұрын
XD
@RedPoisonDragon24 күн бұрын
You forgot the last part! "lol"
@little.boy.dallas21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@rdj239819 күн бұрын
Damn😂
@nayyarrashid466119 күн бұрын
It is what it is.
@frackert Жыл бұрын
STOP showing me the bell and ross before I make a horrible financial decision
@thecreativegirl3868 Жыл бұрын
And that's why he's a scumbag Dad
@TheR999 Жыл бұрын
Twis, might have to take out a loan
@jonsmith8924 Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the exact same thing
@Alan96555 Жыл бұрын
4k :0
@clunt2548 Жыл бұрын
@@Alan96555 Yea its alot, but Bell & Ross are a very cool microbrand that make high quality watches. It depends on the person, but for some its definitely worth it, especially if you’re very into watches.
@ViktoriousDeadАй бұрын
“What time is it?” “Uhhh….. fuck I don’t know”
@HankThePimpHill25 күн бұрын
"Half past five circles"
@Jairjax15 күн бұрын
Bout... three xenomorphs@@HankThePimpHill
@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.10 күн бұрын
@@Jairjax"Mmm, i believe its 60° to the east"
@Ofdensen Жыл бұрын
"These watches are great conversation pieces!" "Interesting watch." "Thanks."
@t4ke5Real Жыл бұрын
that radar watch is the sickest thing i’ve seen all day
@PVC2010 Жыл бұрын
Its also 4000 dollars
@Rajesh1622 Жыл бұрын
@@PVC2010 🥺
@Matosxuxa Жыл бұрын
Just gonna be akward if the time is 09:11
@petefunk Жыл бұрын
That shits dope
@esolbdivad Жыл бұрын
There are watches that sell for 100k +
@potatomatop9326 Жыл бұрын
Bro, what time is it? Him: it's Xenomorph.
@sharonmiller7213Ай бұрын
Is Morphin Time !
@IIIC3YLOCOАй бұрын
Was about to say that
@raziel4949Ай бұрын
@@sharonmiller7213is Xenomorphin Time
@onbekend1631Ай бұрын
@@sharonmiller7213you read my mind xD
@Ambush1001Ай бұрын
Is it Xenomorbin time?
@Kewanh1Ай бұрын
The "a perfectly useless afternoon" watch is beautiful
@I-sniff-ur-moms-ass-dailyАй бұрын
Just like its name
@EmanuelEscobedo-yn5pg22 күн бұрын
I have to agree lol
@MachiriReviews Жыл бұрын
The conversation: “Hey cool watch.” “Thanks”
@RealTojo090 Жыл бұрын
“Hey what’s the time?” “Let me see.. ah. It’s half past Boeing 747.”
@PokeGameZz Жыл бұрын
My homie: hey what time is it? Me: it's complicated
@PureLovable Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@paulgreengodАй бұрын
The conversation: That's a cool watch Yeah thanks No problem man
@gentrydean378924 күн бұрын
Could make you feel good though to get a compliment.
@slymetubeАй бұрын
At first glance, the alien watch looks like mosquitos put in place
@user-oq6ij9px9m Жыл бұрын
So we're gonna just ignore that man's pulled out a $4000 watch 😂😭
@emilianorios4761 Жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly he’s something like a dentist or orthodontist
@blbrryy Жыл бұрын
which one
@I_just_change_oil Жыл бұрын
@@emilianorios4761 he actually is a Michelin star chef with the bastio
@percyy_ Жыл бұрын
he’s actually everything. he’s like jonny sins but at level 100
@greenescraft Жыл бұрын
@@emilianorios4761 ortho
@boodle399 Жыл бұрын
The conversation: "So you wasted how much money on that watch to not be able to tell the time?"
@noraniali3352 Жыл бұрын
the funniest comment i have seen so far
@Wasteman365 Жыл бұрын
Waste? They look sick
@Wasteman365 Жыл бұрын
@@EggEnjoyer still look cool imo
@lionzhavenАй бұрын
It seems Gen Z and gens after it can't tell time in regular watch/clock
@InfernalhypernovaАй бұрын
@@lionzhavenI can, but it’s pretty useless for the most part. I’m the first of Gen Z though.
@-AyushSahaАй бұрын
"Bro what time is it?" "IT'S TIME FOR 1200 lbs OF FREEDOM" 🦅🦅🦅
@lysergicpillamyd483Ай бұрын
In my 37 years of life I've never had a conversation with someone about their watch.
@jamesrosewell9081Күн бұрын
So many missed opportunities
@lysergicpillamyd483Күн бұрын
@@jamesrosewell9081 Genuinely curious as to how it's a missed opportunity. I understand certain watches are status symbols more than they are time pieces, but is there more to it?
@RedstoneNG Жыл бұрын
love that last one, if only you could mark an airstrike…
@prinshthapa4012 Жыл бұрын
two monoliths at 11 and 9 would fit in perfectly
@nathanleete2012 Жыл бұрын
@@prinshthapa4012 oOoOO dark love it
@croc_moat2327 Жыл бұрын
I liked it the most too
@Scourgeoftengri Жыл бұрын
Obama had one
@jadesantana1876 Жыл бұрын
Air strike as the alarm
@nirwanahmed8646 Жыл бұрын
''hey can you tell me the time'' me : ''don't know'' ''you're wearing a watch'' ''that doesn't mean i know know it works'' - the order watch
@cinnamoncigarettes Жыл бұрын
The order watch is the easiest… you just count the dots
@ReverendLeRoux Жыл бұрын
It's axtually pretty straightforward. The dots on the face are the hour and they land on the dots on the bevel in fifteen minute increments.
@mrxepicgirl8359Ай бұрын
@@ReverendLeRouxmy brain died
@weathermanhАй бұрын
@@ReverendLeRouxI had to stare at what you wrote for a full minute but now that I understand what you’re saying yeah that’s a really simple watch
@zakjackson2610Ай бұрын
This dude definitely bought a cybertruck. 😭
@scottpeltier3977 Жыл бұрын
As a xenomorph fanatic…I need that watch
@batmanvsuperman_ Жыл бұрын
Maybe I don’t **have** to pay mortage this month…
@GuaranteeLaugh Жыл бұрын
Stop watching him! I make better content
@alexp974 Жыл бұрын
Oh I would have to skip more than one month for a Bell and Ross 😆.
@waffleshredder6965 Жыл бұрын
Me every time I see a unique watch
@PureLovable Жыл бұрын
Its just a watch, its only useful for checking time. I don't see anyone that actually cares if a person has an "expensive watch", does it have diamonds? Probably not.
@danny1988221 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣 this comment was great and should have more likes
@zerofactor7871 Жыл бұрын
A funny thing I've noticed after owning several watches marketed as "conversation pieces"...the only time they ever come up in conversation is when you bring it up, almost nobody ever notices them. Lol
@duprie37Ай бұрын
They're the kind of watches you wear 3 times and then stick in a drawer, never to see daylight again.
@xevarksin5479Ай бұрын
Unless you play card games or other hobbies where folks look closely at your hands, yeah won't happen too often.
@ivanc908727 күн бұрын
In my experience it’s the slick and subtle, easily recognizable models that draw limited attention from people already interested in watches. And only because they think they recognize the model. Like “oh is that a day date?” “You got a royal oak?” If it’s a rolex oyster, gmt or submariner, or anything equally famous and recognizable, or it just looks somewhat similar, people will ask if it’s that thing and that’s it. Not because they care about watches but bc they wanna know if you are someone worth talking to for your deep pockets. Wearing rolex and similar all time classics you instantly recognize is a subtle flex practiced in business environments like semi formal gatherings or functions like conferences etc, wherever there’s a chance to meet someone you didn’t know personally yet but you’d like to do business with. Depending on whether it’s sales and marketing or real estate or investment community, the models will vary in their flashiness, with sales and marketing being the tackiest flashiest and the investment and similarly high earners being more subtle and less colorful
@RobHaskell-jy4fl24 күн бұрын
I've actually got plenty of compliments on mine, but, mines was actually fire.
@jeffreydecker31892 ай бұрын
That one dude was fighting for democracy
@Spike_365 Жыл бұрын
Ngl the radar one is pretty fire, and I can actually read it…
@Qwerty83834 Жыл бұрын
That radar watch is so cool
@icepipersbrother4612 Жыл бұрын
Yes dude I’d kill for one of them, cost 4k tho lol
@Qwerty83834 Жыл бұрын
@@icepipersbrother4612 oh hell nah. The watch is cool but not THAT cool.
@gentrydean378924 күн бұрын
@@Qwerty83834Exactly.
@Respawnz21 күн бұрын
It looks cool, but you'd look like a dork wearing it in public 😂 I'll keep my money
@mntsam1930 Жыл бұрын
I love the B&R red radar. Sick timepiece
@andresf.7563Ай бұрын
"fuck, fighter jet at 6 o'clock!"
@aarongoozman Жыл бұрын
Nobody: This Guy: Hey, check out my overly complicated watch!
@cupcake_whale Жыл бұрын
I don't even like watches, but I'd start wearing them if they were all like the first one (a perfectly useless afternoon) 😩
@prinzuh Жыл бұрын
fr I actually like the little ducky so much 😭
@cheezeegaming Жыл бұрын
I recently bought a watch from the same company and they're actually quite affordable. Mr Jones watches
@blakehaun972 Жыл бұрын
Just bought the ricochet watch from Mr.Jones watches and I’ve already gotten a few compliments from strangers. They are sick watches for a great price
@Strzbarz Жыл бұрын
Maybe not for $550 tho-
@johnlawful2272Ай бұрын
@@Strzbarzthere are serious anime and pokemon watches
@__kartikk.s Жыл бұрын
Imagine a stranger asks you for time & you're wearing one of these~ (INSTANT PANIC)
@rockerdude9397 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@joanyadhatan Жыл бұрын
just watch it on your phone :)
@Yui_Yui023 Жыл бұрын
Fr 💀
@worstusernameintheworld98713 ай бұрын
only difficult if you don't know how to instinctively read an analog watch (which is why you'd own an analog watch to begin with, right? if you know how to read one?)
@CrayonConoisseurАй бұрын
That's the conversation! 😂
@Viki-zo1bc Жыл бұрын
Next: Finally we have the watch that actually shows us time.
@AstroxZombie4 ай бұрын
Ha! I made a watchface for my Galaxy Watch that was 3 koi fish swimming around in a pond. Their noses are even with the current time. The largest fish on the outside was the hour, the medium fish was minute, and the tiny inside fish that occasionally hid under some lily pads was the second hand. Took a bit to get adjusted to, but it was really fun to show off. The app I made it on doesn't work any more. Gotta sit down and rebuild it through Galaxy
It's a conversation piece if you have more to talk about in regards to watches. If you just own that one and have no interest in watches, then yeah, it's not much of a conversation starter, but if you're an enthusiast then it definitely is.
@truthseeker7815 Жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s a starter
@davecahyo Жыл бұрын
Sooooo... you like radar?
@kushagra892 Жыл бұрын
Conversation 👍
@AnhDonoi2 ай бұрын
Guy: what time is it? Guy with these watches: I’m not sure but look how cool These watches are
@kevinsmoon3257 Жыл бұрын
Dude the alien one is amazing!!
@s277garage6 Жыл бұрын
The last one Is DOPE ASF
@nelsonrosasaguilera3425 Жыл бұрын
Not enough bastio
@jaketheriault3338 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@snoopyalien24 Жыл бұрын
Out of the loop... What is bastio? Every video he mentions it lol
@youwishyoucouldbestie Жыл бұрын
@@snoopyalien24 it means whatever
@Oxol3311 ай бұрын
-Quick, what time is it? -Er...
@mortal1s88 Жыл бұрын
Imagine finding a xenomorph that is the size of rice.
@kingshuk5663 Жыл бұрын
now i have to learn to crack morse code to know what o'clock it is.
@thecodeson99Ай бұрын
Imagine buying these just to start a few second conversation then it's just over
@zakkthemaniac0329Ай бұрын
Alien and the radar are sic!!! I would love to have the both of those
@freedman3912 Жыл бұрын
Seeing the first watch with the duck makes me want to see one with a hunter trying to shoot a duck as it flies around.
@laffey6546 Жыл бұрын
Bro patten that before someone takes your idea
@nikoraasu6929 Жыл бұрын
@@laffey6546 you cannot patent something like that
@laffey6546 Жыл бұрын
@@nikoraasu6929 how come?
@Shock_Treatment10 ай бұрын
@@laffey6546Because patents are for things like new inventions or specific watch movements, not the design of a watch. He could probably copyright a specific design if he made it though.
@astamariewenzelhedegaard8300 Жыл бұрын
I don't even wear a watch, but I ain't gonna stop showing up for these videos
@alexisedwards2784Ай бұрын
The Conversation is: I can afford it. You cannot.
@RayAkumaАй бұрын
Who wants a watch to talk to, i want it to tell the damn time, I've got friends to have conversations with😂
@tdbla98 Жыл бұрын
Dude the anicorn one is so cool. It took me a minute to get how it works but it's so clever is such a simple way
@yn_sekai Жыл бұрын
This is the comment I was searching for through the many black & red radar ones. I was wondering if anyone thought is was fascinating at all.
@tdbla98 Жыл бұрын
@@yn_sekai yeah everyone is stuck on that one I think the dots are a super cool way to tell the time. So unique and not just an hour and minute hand like literally every other watch
@cubonefan37 ай бұрын
@@tdbla98can you plz explain how this one works?
@kendraa7026Ай бұрын
@cubonefan3 The lines of black dots on the red face range from 1 to 12, and the silver dots on the outside are 15 minute increments. The red circle rotates clockwise, so the last place he left it at would be about halfway between 4:30 and 4:45. Does this answer your question?
@ArianaQuazi Жыл бұрын
About how many watches do you currently own?
@MayorMcheese12Ай бұрын
Looks like something you’d find at a swap meet
@paidvictimАй бұрын
The last one is pressure 😍
@dondaleanplayer3292 Жыл бұрын
I thought you said you were designing a watch? If im not tripping can we get an update?
@iAmConfusion Жыл бұрын
That last one I could only find for $3700 also I can’t even find the alien one but I found the designer and apparently his watches are highly sought after
@alec57Ай бұрын
Insane. Looks like some shit a kid sent into cereal box tops for
@deepeshbasnet197420 күн бұрын
Out of all those i loved the Alien watch with Xenomorphs. That's the cool one.
@veronica_._._._Ай бұрын
Adults now have child aspirations
@riddhimaarora3461 Жыл бұрын
Hey! What time is it? Hmmm.. give me two minutes to understand it..
@jakeypoo123 Жыл бұрын
I hate the idea of wearing something thinking “this will have to make people want to talk to me”.
@DurgemannАй бұрын
The red order watch looks like a Clockwork Orange prop.
@TheSturlingАй бұрын
Conversation pieces? You explained what all of em do in 30 seconds, can't imagine the excitement with just one watch... 😅
@aryanghosh6825 Жыл бұрын
here before this blows up and im first too
@RedstoneNG Жыл бұрын
3rd but ok
@aryanghosh6825 Жыл бұрын
@@RedstoneNG no i am first
@gigago2529 Жыл бұрын
I bet it will too
@RedstoneNG Жыл бұрын
@@aryanghosh6825 naw bro sort by newest first @giganes prime said “nice”
@aryanghosh6825 Жыл бұрын
@@RedstoneNGno
@thehomedepot.004 Жыл бұрын
The waffle house has found its new host
@aydanoneil7626 Жыл бұрын
The waffle house has found its new host
@sadboygreggy26 күн бұрын
_“Excuse me, do you have the time?”_ *Yeah it’s ••••••.”* _“Uhh thanks…_
@gentrydean378924 күн бұрын
That reminded me of 'The Lazer Collection'
@Rizzbulla21 күн бұрын
That radar watch is badass.
@alexspalding637728 күн бұрын
The last one will cost me my life savings but I need it
@TooMuchXoxo26 күн бұрын
"my watch doesn't tell time " - juni Cortez 😂
@nicowokeuplikethis91457 күн бұрын
"What a shitty watch." "I know right." "Nice talk."
@ecizzle6359Ай бұрын
I need the radar watch so I can see what time I crash at a chick's house😂😂😂
@shawn7336Ай бұрын
Cool but.. the girl ain’t going to stick around with that Micky Mouse stuff😂
@alec57Ай бұрын
Lmao facts. What's the opposite of a pussy magnet? Because these are them 😂
@toma-kc2isАй бұрын
i didnt even know it was scumbag dad the whole time
@box0ftricks11613 күн бұрын
"HEY, look at my watch" "Grow up mate" End of conversation
@RipRLeeErmeyАй бұрын
The Anicorn watch looks like something that'd show up as something the bad guy wears in a sci-fi story 😭😭😭
@apolakigamingandmore6376Ай бұрын
As an Military Aviation enthusiast, I love the Radar one. Lol
@shanechannel706613 күн бұрын
"These watches are a grwat conversation piece!" "Eww, theres a spider on your arm"
@Doubleup27 Жыл бұрын
I DIDNT even realize this was scumbagdad until I rewatched the video 😂
@MicahTheRat109284 ай бұрын
Love that Alien one SO much!!! I need it 😭😭😭 'They mostly come at night - mostly.' Oh, God, is it night?! WHAT GODDAMN TIME IS IT?! I bet that thing's pricey though haha. but 'they can bill me!!!'
@F1N1X-44421 күн бұрын
🗣️ What's The Time Now ? Mmm A Human And An Alien....
@carto40283 күн бұрын
Dude that alien watch goes so hard.
@slendersera20 күн бұрын
"That's an interesting watch." "Yep." "..."
@BOT_CORP4 ай бұрын
It's all fun and games until the radar watch chirps out "Confirm airstrike?"
@treesandbees36026 күн бұрын
i NEED that last one, it'd fit so perfectly with my military themed outfits (i swear it's not a military aesthetic I'm genuinely planning on joining the Navy)
@skythebastardАй бұрын
Oh nice watch you got there... *pulls out gun* Now gimme
@robertgoldman82465 ай бұрын
I clicked because of the alien watch but now I like the o4der watch
@user-qe3tt6pk2m6 ай бұрын
dad i swear i won't waste your money on trivial things.. me after 5 minutes :
@TrassseB24 күн бұрын
These watches are perfect pieces for making people avoid conversation with you 😅😂😂
@michelewjones3673 Жыл бұрын
No you don't know how much I want that zenomorph watch, it's beautiful and me my mom and my uncle LOVE the alien movies.
@examinatorhardquestionnair3876 Жыл бұрын
The last one is absolutly awsome! 😮
@LongDongJohnson070520 күн бұрын
Cool pieces. I especially like the "order watch" and the "radar ceramic"
@Dadon9324 күн бұрын
That's an awesome gift for Dads
@beboysub7 ай бұрын
these watches look sick
@denibraja789926 күн бұрын
Dude : Oh shet, its noon already? What time is it? The guy : here take a look
@GabrielFrFr Жыл бұрын
“Huh that’s cool,” (looks up watch) “Huh, never mind.”
@madisonpowell1694Ай бұрын
Bro said spend 4k+ to start a conversation.😂 That lock down fucced people up
@andrewbanks1175 Жыл бұрын
I unironically want that last watch. It looks so fucking cool
@G_Fantastic Жыл бұрын
This isnt your typical watches, this is your watch watches
@Pizuri129 күн бұрын
I have wanted a perfectly useless afternoon since I’ve first seen it and now I finally have a good job that I have enough dumb money to were I can buy it. Idk why but it’s the little accomplishments in life that bring you the most joy
@Blackcat.com2.0 Жыл бұрын
Can you give me the link of the last watch
@OversizedSausage Жыл бұрын
If only they weren't sold out
@Taffer-bx7uc16 күн бұрын
Wearing Xenomorph watch and get asked what time it is. Tell them "it's TIME TO ROCK!"
@keijijohnson9754Ай бұрын
And yet out of all of these, the Red Alert one is seemingly the more useful out of all of them.
@Tezos1644 Жыл бұрын
That radar watch made me wanna perform a horrible financial decision