Great Scenes in TV History - George & Jerry Conspire About The Race (Seinfeld)

George & Jerry come up with a scheme to cover up Jerry's head start in his high school race.

[@nicholasmena998]

I absolutely love how they get carried away insulting each other that they completely forget that George is there to confirm Jerry's win. This scene is gold Jerry, GOLD!

[@cleander97]

Nicholas Mena it’s like discovering plutonium by accident.

[@CenturianEagle]

🤣🤣🤣 loved both your comments! (The original comment and the reply that was left by viva freedom)

[@nicholasmena998]

@@vinit.khandelwal me too, that's why I did it (:

[@JBugz777]

It's like for 1 brief moment they get to say the truth to eachother..

[@TheCleaner76]

You know you have a hole in your sneaker

[@kdohertygizbur]

Jerry really took that "did you ever notice" line hard 😂

[@weswesman]

Yeah.. yea… yeah…

[@briansilva3765]

The amount of his comedy skits, especially in the Seinfield's intro/outros, that start with that line are astounding.

[@Wis_Dom]

I just love how George uses any opportunity to live in this fantasy world that he created for himself, lol!

[@chriscothron3606]

“I’m an architect”

[@pronkb000]

Well, he's really built himself up into something.

[@TheBlackGreatWhite83]

That damned Art Vandalay is the Man!

[@Kruppt808]

You know what they say, the first million....😂

[@justinreid3663]

Jerry was quick to bring him back to reality

[@sextonj87]

Jason Alexander's acting in this scene is so brilliant.

[@widM_]

you could say that for every his scene

[@dietzold]

He was acting without acting....

[@2cents5150]

One of the best actors love him.. everytime I gotta talk my way out of something, I switch to George Costanza mode never fails...

[@rubensoares3943]

Indded. Brilliant

[@lukedaniell]

Absolutely! I still think it's a crime he didn't win an Emmy for playing George.

[@katfontaine]

“You got a hole in your sneaker there, what is that, canvas?” “You know I really should get going I don’t wanna keep my driver waiting.”

[@oznurielsbxx9793]

😂😂😂😂

[@Tina.2483]

You watched the video, too.

[@NinoBrown08]

"oh the big raaaace" George killed it

[@steverogers7601]

How Jason Alexander never won an Emmy for playing George Costanz is criminal

[@jaya1000]

The Emmys are capricious and arbitrary!

[@dgilbertson10]

@@jaya1000 it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous

[@sabes44]

@@dgilbertson10they’re agoraphobic, gregarious, and photosynthesis

[@beastmodeforever8674]

This is thread alone and more is why I love this comment section 😂

[@JH-qy8no]

I lost it when George was introduced to the woman and he just acted so uninterested! Hilarious!!!

[@kevinprendiville9429]

Sexism isn't funny

[@TomasUjhelyi]

@@kevinprendiville9429 do you always go out of your way to find things that aren’t there

[@c0mputer]

@@kevinprendiville9429 You’re right. It’s hilarious!

[@vsaminat]

@@kevinprendiville9429 yes but it sure is sexy!

[@cloudyns]

Power-move.

[@MrAitraining]

"really didn't take very long either" Classic George. Designing a wing in the guggenheim wasn't good enough. He had to imply it was easy too lol

[@howard5992]

It's also a ludicrous statement ... a person doesn't brag about the amount of time they have taken to design a building.

[@oslogrigor8320]

@@howard5992 How come? Efficient work is always a good thing. If I could build the pyramids in a particularly productive weekend, I would brag until going a full step beyond thoroughly and deeply hating myself. 😂

[@voskresenie-]

@@oslogrigor8320 not to brag or anything, but I could probably design the pyramids in a weekend

[@kurtvonfricken6829]

@@voskresenie- That 4 sided thing or the pointy top would take a long time to design.

[@michaelancona1120]

“Boy… you really went bald there, didn’t ya?” 😂💀😂☠️

[@Azola69]

lmao i laugh every time

[@jalexander2635]

Either Jason Alexander wasn't expecting that line or it's one of the greatest acting moments ever

[@TheBlackGreatWhite83]

Lmao 🤣 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 we did too Mike!.... 😂😂😭😭😭 We did too!

[@bjornalm9950]

He went for the kill straight away😂

[@vmaster9601]

A true depiction of friendship. Never missing an opportunity to insult each other with puerile and pointless barbs. Marvellous stuff.

[@davidmaclood858]

Best part is.....George and Jerry are in this shop daily. The other regulars and employees especially must be like wtf is going on. They sit together all the time 😂

[@lisaboje3640]

No one pays attention to those two crackpots. They're like furniture there!

[@suntsu3941]

"Oh the big race! Yes, yes...".

[@counterflow5719]

George says this line almost like W.C. Fields would've said it.

[@moneytalkswithjonathanthom4150]

Lol😂😂😂

[@jamesozby1420]

“I was in detention and she came up behind me while I was erasing the blackboard”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My chest hurts😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marktully9090]

This is one of the best scenes of the series. George's over the top shocked expression as he just stares at Jerry, his dismissal of Lois, the back and forth jibing. Just brilliant.

[@comedywriter8408]

George went from making his first million before he was 29, to being an architect and designing the latest addition to the Guggenheim (which didn't take very long), and finally, losing his virginity at school to Miss Stafford, all as a prelude to supporting Jerry. 😂😂😂 Seriously, you couldn't write a funnier script than that.

[@uknownada]

He also has a personal driver!

[@Kruppt808]

And he likes to be one of the people by still eating in a crummy coffee shop and wearing shoes with holes in them.

[@shubham11097]

28

[@tellytalk2479]

The Voluptuous homeroom teacher 😂

[@backfru]

Art also designed railroads

[@Rev2k010]

I like how writers or Jason Alexander did not forget that he wanted his fake job to be a architect in one early season 1 eps.

[@billyrogers9619]

That was referenced many times throughout the series

[@TheRoy0302]

The girl Jerry was trying to meet in that scene was really pretty

[@Kruppt808]

Pamela

[@MadBulik]

They could've used any of the three: the architect, the importer-exporter, or the marine biologist.

[@kurtvonfricken6829]

@@MadBulik Or a latex salesman.

[@AR-vd4wo]

Jason Alexander is an absolute national treasure.

[@David-zl4wf]

*international

[@tgirici]

You've really built yourself up into something

[@BillyLeotarto216]

Best line in this scene 😂😂😂 Jerry is funny as hell idc what people say

[@Kruppt808]

Well I had a dream Jerry......😂😂😂

[@michaelsieger9133]

“Architect” “built yourself into something” nice pun there Larry.

[@MerkinMuffly]

The lost virginity part was just overkill by George there.

[@animelvr99]

No that part was true. I was there in detention when it happened 😂😂😂

[@steverogers7601]

Lmao he just had to throw in how he gets laid

[@ironmaster6496]

He Will not be constanza if he didnt make himself look like a Chad while lying

[@haldundere5865]

Best 3 minutes you can ever watch on TV ever. Just incredibly well written and acted . And they werent even trying too hard to be this level of perfection. Best sitcom of all time.

[@samschmuck2290]

Yeah it really didn’t take them that long to do either 🤣

[@Kruppt808]

Well you've really built yourself into something😂

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@Kruppt808 what is that, canvas?

[@kreion]

People keep praising on Kramer's character but I think George is the gem.

[@MrAitraining]

Less intelligent viewers preferred Kramer

[@mattcook4401]

You been saving that comment for 30 years?

[@TheComentSectionWithStella]

I think Kramer is veryyyy cringe dont know how he is considered funny

[@Kruppt808]

George face at the start of this clip lol

[@jimmithedean4433]

Lol the fact that they couldn't wait to insult each other during their scheme is true friendship! 😂🤣

[@jonathanturbide2232]

Personally, my all time favorite Seinfeld moment. Just legendary.

[@DanielTorres-ee4pl]

For me it’s the game show episode when they George enters the scene

[@JonnySublime]

Personally I love your name.

[@jonathanturbide2232]

@@JonnySublime Personally, I love yours as well. 😂👍🏻

[@JonnySublime]

@@jonathanturbide2232 😂

[@Kruppt808]

That's pretty tough, I like the one where Jerry and Elaine bet she won't back slide to Putty, the Seinfeld music starts to play and she continually has to pay $50 or the Kramer cold start where he is alone in Jerry apt and does a bunch of crazy stuff while Jerry is out, then Jerry comes back and is irratated Kramer didn't use a coaster for his drink😂

[@fluis8]

Every cast member on that show was amazing….. but Jason Alexander killed it… best supporting character in any sitcom ever

[@lisaboje3640]

I wouldn't consider him a supporting actor on the show. It was definitely a four lead cast.

[@jm1657]

@@lisaboje3640Jerry was considered the primary lead. At the Emmy Awards he was always nominated for Lead, whereas the 3 other cast members were always in the Supporting category. The episodes would open with Jerry doing a stand-up routine. His apartment was the primary setting. Overall, I guess he probably was in the most amount of scenes.

[@JH-qy8no]

"George, this is Lois!" "Ah, yeah." I can relate to George because I have done that before. Superb acting!

[@charlesclarke4109]

I thought he sd hi dear 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@JH-qy8no]

@@charlesclarke4109 Either way its still hilarious!

[@juliuscaesar6793]

Charles Clarke hi there

[@ThePatriots010304]

He said Hi, dear

[@TheMotiveDJ]

This is such a perfect example of how once you have the right comedic premise the entire scene just writes itself then. This would've flowed from Larry and Jerry's pens so effortlessly once that initial idea was hatched. It's brilliant.

[@Kruppt808]

It really is

[@Railrat420]

I started watching Seinfeld as an adult so thankfully none of it was spoiled when my parents were watching growing up. This scene had me actually in tears laughing so hard. I seriously must have rewatched it 5 times at that moment. It seriously is an absolute masterpiece of comedy, combing so many long running jokes of the show into one epic scene perfectly highlighting George and Jerry’s characters. It really is the one best scene of TV ever. I wish that I could rewatch all of Seinfeld again with no memory of it all just so that I can see this scene once more and experience the moments of absolute hysterical bliss again.

[@radioheadtv3131]

Love Jerry’s expression like “ok George you have to be this way, tone it down” I love the audience’s laughs here😂love how Jerry & George roasting each other passive aggressively :)

[@crypastesomemore8348]

Greatest show in human history. Fact. Not opinion.

[@cesarcalderon8840]

Jerrys face when george say "im architect"

[@ElvarMasson]

Did he not say "I'm an architect" ?

[@pronkb000]

I'm assuming Cesar Calderon is Spanish, and in Spanish you really do say "soy arquitecto"--literally "I'm architect."

[@mcleanse1382]

Definitely one of George's best scenes

[@Kruppt808]

Omg, omg Jerry! I'm sorry....... GEORGE! GEORGE COSTANZA!

[@princekyle4132]

This is my mom’s favourite scene of the entire show.

[@backfru]

How olds your mom? Do you have a photo?

[@bradmacarthur3810]

I think my favourite line in this scene is, “And it didn’t take very long either”. Hilarious.

[@12classics39]

I love George’s melodramatic “don’t tell me, it starts with, aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA, DUNCAN!!!!!”

[@mikev2341]

Best Seinfeld scene. Hands down. The writing is just perfect. The acting is even better.

[@beastmodeforever8674]

Best *EPISODE* everything was so well done

[@channelnow5845]

One of the greatest scenes in all of television.

[@vasel208]

👍👍👍 "You really built yourself up into something." 😆

[@mahleta.kassie8193]

Scenes like these remind me of the comedic genius of Larry David and jerry Seinfeld. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@FirstLast-yc9lq]

Lol roasted each other so hard they almost forgot about the plan.

[@thedarkerknight2188]

you got a hole in your sneaker, what is that canvas? lol

[@Scrotumofbodom1]

Lol I always say this to my friends when they are trying to be cool

[@onewiththeragingwind6730]

“What is that canvas?” Gets me every time

[@russellschwartz9687]

This is one of my favorite scenes in the entire show. I fucking love how even though this is carefully planned, Jerry and George still fall into insulting each other to the point they almost ruin the plan.

[@samuela9245]

They should have had more scenes like this, where they pretend they don't know each other, should have been a running gag on the show, like each season. Good stuff

[@dbroadwayvfx]

Boy you really went bald, there.

[@MrRasheedgow]

The little dance George does when he’s pretend recognizing jerry lol

[@widM_]

0:02 that look already cracks me up 😂

[@AP_TV]

The dude laughing In the audience already had me dead 😂

[@joebeuselinck6325]

2:26 George’s look of “don’t push me, I will leave you.”

[@varuntalwar7246]

George Constanza is so relatable 😂😂

[@arvindhmani06]

This scene, like many others, is why I've always considered seasons 5 & 6 to be the best of George, or rather, Jason Alexander. The Conversion, The Marine Biologist, The Opposite, etc.. He should have won the elusive Emmy at least one of those years. ...but for one man!

[@nothosaur]

It was the Season of George

[@Kruppt808]

Very true, I did like his play now time but those mid seasons are pretty strong

[@dreamvillez]

George was so offended he was about to leave lmao love this clip

[@samuraijacques952]

"Boy, you really went bald there, didn't ya?"

[@chelliebean5773]

You use ta really have a Thick FULL head hair!

[@fabioalvesshow]

I watch this so much times i love everytime George bring that architect stuff, 😂

[@bobsim5262]

Without a doubt my favorite scene lmao there’s so much structure there’s clearly more care in this scene compared to others

[@richardsiciliano7117]

Without a doubt, one of George's greatest scenes, and that's saying a lot.

[@dmoney17]

“OHH the big race” 😂😂😂

[@makukenobi5385]

Can’t get enough of this scene soooo funny!

[@buginuts]

That look on Jerry’s face when George says ,”Oh don’t tell me… its Duncannn!!

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

Only time I love George insulting jerry

[@danjab64]

My fave part is the 1 guy who starts laughing in the audience.

[@horse69outside]

Maybe a friend of Kramers.

[@GmanBadmon20]

You can tell this was improvd. Jerry gave him a look like he was surprised he went at his comedy. It was awesome to see

[@BigDangerous311]

And then hit him back with the crack about George’s baldness. 🤣

[@petesabotka8980]

Oh the Big RACE! Yes! Yes...

[@diegobittar7425]

Everybody in scene were cracking, "Louis" couldn't hold herself

[@Kruppt808]

Now I'll have to watch her😂

[@juscogens5541]

I love how George is so into this "lie" that he is fine with Jerry's insult about going bald. And Jerry knows it, so he doesn't fear that George will turn on him and tell Duncan the truth about the race. The day of the BIG RACE..as if that was the pinnacle of every memory of their time at school, so Jerry doesn't need to say what grade, its just enough to say the DAY OF THE BIG RACE...lol

[@ironmaster6496]

To be Fair it was Jerry's only race because .....*he chose not to run*

[@tl46]

George Costanza is my favorite TV character of all time

[@scj6693]

0:02 i love the one dude in the audience laughing before everyone else

[@smrriles5668]

He's a professional laugher , studios hire them to get everyone else laughing

[@scj6693]

@@smrriles5668 it's more fun to imagine it's just a dude enjoying the vibes hehe

[@Kruppt808]

@@scj6693 as a professional hooter, I was employed back in all those cheesy 80s and 90s tv live audience shows and would hoot when the 2 leads start kissing or an emotional scene and I'd start the awwwwwwwww. That guy was no fellow professional, he was an amateur. He went early .

[@scj6693]

@@Kruppt808 very interesting! how do you even start with that field? is it similar to being an extra in the scene?

[@bobbydodge5091]

George gets the "OH MY GOD!" from his mother

[@DavidKing-jx3sg]

Don't ever compare Seinfeld to friends

[@StudioMod]

literally

[@Highbudget]

Agreed

[@7elas241]

Jerry love how gorge's brain works, so he doesn't stopp giving him a questions😂

[@Bobbleheads56]

“What is that canvas?” So funny

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“You got a hole in your sneaker there, what is that canvas?”

[@bbxxxx]

I remember seeing this scene for the first time and i burst into tears from laughing😂😂 it was the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@curtissleypen9395]

Writing and acting intersecting into this piece of gold

[@drewhendley]

Well I had a dream Jerry

[@CosmoKramer34]

Top 5 episode to me, I can watch it over and over again

[@garyhead4540]

the best scene ever from the greatest sit com of all time.george costanza...the best sit com character of all time!!

[@patrickmcguire8218]

“Lemme guess...it starts with uhhh....DUNCAN!!!”

[@brianw9654]

This is definitely an all time top 5 Seinfeld scene for me. Could be #1.

[@ripley_hicks_newt_86]

Jerry is almost always on the verge of laughing. But it is really working in this scene, because George is so over the top.

[@arsenio191]

One can't help but wonder what brings you into a crummy little coffee shop

[@ericforbis3375]

George’s delivery of “I’m an architect” is so well executed by Jason. It shows how George fully immerses himself into a new identity. It relates to George and the lie detector test. “It’s not a lie if you believe it”.

[@paulymar5996]

George: "Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?" Lois: "You did THAT?" George. "Yep, yep. Really didn't take very long, either."

[@williamworden3597]

Priceless...😂

[@TheSpoonman00]

That line has the exact same energy as Prison Mike's "And I never got caught neither"

[@inutero10]

The voluptuous home room teacher lmfao

[@willemdafuck]

The best scene in all of comedic television.

[@Brolly5]

Wait George George I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG

[@stewarthayden8611]

WHAT DO U DO ALOT OF THAT DID U EVER NOTICE KINDA STUFF? GETS ME EVERYTIME! THIS WHOLE CLIP! LMFAO!

[@kurtvonfricken6829]

“Oh the big race!!”

[@tucksities24]

Even when he has landed his dream job and is doing alright for himself in real life, he still has to seize the opportunity to be someone else. How can you not like the character lol

[@ududebun]

Jerry setting up the hand for the gesture that goes with " you used to really have a thick, full head of hair"....

[@briansilva3765]

That "alright" from Jerry before accepting the rematch was the most I've seen his face emote.

[@leavingtheisland]

I like to stay in touch with the people

[@comedychannel7691]

I swear to God, Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom of all time

[@marktully9090]

"Really didn't take very long either" hahaha

[@freds_onlinevideos9507]

Watched Seinfeld all My life. I got season 1-6 on DVD at least. This when George coming in, for Me is one of George top 10 moments. I think Georges performance in all Seinfield seasons is the best. Jerry is very special, Elaine is very nice, Kramer is to funny but George is too much. He is to much 😃

[@TheCleaner76]

One of my all time favourite scenes 😂🤣😂

[@llaurita2]

I love being in the Seinfeld fan community! We love this show because it’s so cool to fit in!!! We’re all so obedient!!!

[@rj9617]

The way George says "George! George Costanza!" 😅😂

[@SaintHop]

I am sooo mad when i was a kid i didnt enjoy this with my uncle but when i got about 24 and it was on wile i was cleaning i could not stop laughing

[@balllegend8519]

What a masterpiece!