Seinfeld - Risk

[@SuperFastEddies]

"Its a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives" dammit this show was gold!

[@user-pg4qw4rk3q]

Gold Kenny Gold!

[@mattjones9322]

"This show is the best Jerry, THE BEST!"

[@margab59]

"Why do they call it Ovaltine?"

[@billyjaymz]

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

[@inutero10]

Soups not a meal

[@Jaso700]

how Kramer kicks the newspaper of the table, gets me every time! lol

[@zara4793]

Or how he bangs the back of his head on Jerry's door to open it 😂😂

[@whateverittakes1673]

He reacted like any other person would under duress. You say some things you don't mean and try to hurt the other person and make them feel like you do. I forgive him. It's water under the bridge imo.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

_TheBringerOfRain_ Such a good physical comedian

[@jimmyboy131]

Seriously, that cracks me up every time! I always watch this scene when I need a genuine, gut-level laugh.

[@fredblair8230]

lol yep and that just after he was knocking on the door using the back of his head xD

[@Jaygo_Chuggington]

The fact Kramer can bring the board with him throughout New York City without knocking the pieces everywhere is impressive

[@jayvardy]

It's fake.

[@DavidEmad]

newman lives in the building

[@FireLordJohn3191]

@@jayvardy the joke went over your head.

[@roguesheep3083]

Newman actually impressed me more when they were sprinting down the street. Guy can haul ass when he's motivated.

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@roguesheep3083 sort of like a hippo

[@WMM-td4pk]

The most realistic part is that they never finished the game before somebody smashed it

[@Kruppt808]

Monopoly is the same way

[@aelechko]

Well said

[@testshietchannel]

Nah. The most realistic thing is how Kramer clears the table 🤷

[@williamcrowe2576]

Well, they shouldn't have insulted Ukraine in front of a Ukrainian.

[@testshietchannel]

@@williamcrowe2576 fair enough. But as a sportsman, the Ukrainian should've waited until they're finished before he smashed the board 🤷‍♀️

[@josephine1465]

Seinfeld is truly ahead of it's time. Now this is the reality.

[@CashanovaXTREME]

True. Putin is trying to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

[@sovereign1160]

@@CashanovaXTREME Zelensky: You don't call Ukraine weak! How about I do THIS to your invasion!

[@bernicemiller3879]

I was thinking the same thing poor people

[@philipyu1611]

Immediately thought about that at the outset. So surreal.

[@xyzoub]

The key is in the article "the": Kramer refers to "the Ukraine" (in slavic, the border land, frontier), while the Ukrainian man says _Ukraine._ Ukraine: a country or a transitional frontier-land?

[@hackerpuck15]

"You're not a little anything Newman"

[@augustoalvarez6766]

That shit was harsh

[@antonbarkland2194]

That's funny! :D

[@JoeKing69]

Fucking savage.

[@N12Gautam]

hackerpuck15 lmao

[@xidiamond6851]

Fat shaming

[@MAMP]

That leg kick to clear the table is absolutely hysterical.

[@marioiacolucci]

Kick

[@kackewurst92]

this leg move at 0:12 is pure genius

[@vladtepes2667]

An IQ that rivals Doctor Doom

[@0mnicide]

If he had lost his balance there.. oh boy..

[@sexhaver420]

SHOOF

[@bellicose4653]

It's GOLD

[@scottmitchell335]

I was the 666th like Pure evil Like newman

[@dashman8499]

I guess I’ve never really internalized that Newman breaks into Jerry’s house to win a freaking board game

[@Coeurebene1]

It's not just a freakin board game. It's Risk, the game of world domination.

[@AE-zq4ut]

He’s pure evil

[@anon8068]

@@Coeurebene1 being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives

[@conflictbrooks]

@@AE-zq4ut Newman is Chaotic Evil

[@mechanwhal6590]

Because OF COURSE he does >:)

[@BAGAKOOS]

The way Newman runs after Kramer on the street is so funny, his form is so majestic.

[@bossfan49]

He's seriously coving some ground with each stride.

[@mookly1056]

in a dvd commentary Wayne knight (Newman) says that he made a point of being a big dude that was still nimble and fast on his feet. all for comedy. man is genius

[@PayneToTheMax]

Oh yeah, as much as everyone focuses on Michael Richards' physical comedy genius, Wayne Knight was probably almost just as legendary for this!

[@xyrzmxyzptlk1186]

@@PayneToTheMax- The time he had fleas and was trying not to scratch himself in front of Jerry was pretty good. 🪳

[@garyesposito4025]

@@mookly1056 This scene is also what Wayne attritubes as the catalyst for his weight loss. He realized how poor his health was from how hard running was

[@garrettwidner6915]

0:10 that's the attention to detail that made Seinfeld so great. Something as simple as kicking a newspaper off a table but in that super-quirky way that Kramer does it is just so funny.

[@avwel3827]

Absolutely!!😂😂

[@rawdog42]

I'll never forget one night 20 some odd years ago. There were 4 of us. Deeply submerged in a game of Risk. A buddy dropped by, very drunk, and after watching us for a few minutes, grabbed the board and threw it into the air. We have never forgiven him.

[@trojan403]

rawdog42 Haha what a both painful and legendary thing to do! Hahaha

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Maybe one of you was trash talking the Ukraine?

[@fuckthechinesevirus9462]

Is he Ukrainian?

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

Yeah that’s a real shit move

[@KittSpiken]

Drunk Axis and Allies aficionado

[@tabletopcp]

I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!

[@konradsartorius7913]

The funny thing is Belgium nearly lost the Congo in the early 20th century as a consequence of Leopold II's atrocities in the Congo "Free" State. The Belgians were able to keep it since they promised to play nice and dial back the atrocities.

[@konradsartorius7913]

@Lucas Rackley I don't know. Furthermore, how is that relevant. I'm pointing out the obscure historical joke in the video.

[@Slurken]

@Lucas Rackley Heard that was Sweden

[@lerp5555]

Yeah man. He totally said that in the video. Quality comment

[@sparkyjohan]

@@Slurken Heard it from who?

[@JackBauered770]

It always amazes me how well Wayne Knight moves in that scene. That dude is hauling ass.

[@MrFreestyle420]

Newman is fantastic at tennis, and he can climb trees like a ring-tailed lemur. He learned in the pacific northwest

[@nativevirginian8344]

I bust out laughing every time I see it. 😅

[@vladvampirelord8910]

Only those who have felt the agony and ecstasy of RISK can appreciate this.

[@markvoelker6620]

Ukraine really is in a strategically crappy place in Risk.

[@sabahbubbler]

@@markvoelker6620 How dare you! Ukraine is strong

[@markvoelker6620]

@@sabahbubbler Hey well we’re playing a game here pal.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@@markvoelker6620 Ukraine is game to you?! How 'bout I take your little board and SMASH IT!?!?!?

[@andreremmers]

Seinfeld is, by a mile, the greatest show ever produced.

[@defensegeneral9893]

Along Fraser, News Radio, Drew Carey's show and 3rd Rock from the sun, almost all the 90s sitcoms are off the chain, I don't what happen to the 2000s and 2010s.

[@marioiacolucci]

Andre Remmers the best show ever big daddy

[@linokleinmeuleman3348]

Andre Remmers but donot forget al bundy .

[@hereticNick]

and "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" is the most underrated show of all time

[@hugolafhugolaf]

Nope

[@Octoberville]

Oh, I'm looking right at you, Big Daddy!

[@sirmount2636]

Amazing

[@vinmaison2862]

Loool

[@biglicker4473]

Joe Rogan has ruined those two words for me

[@Cjnw]

@@biglicker4473 **JOE ROGAN WORKS FOR THE CIA!!!!!**

[@the6ig6adwolf]

@@biglicker4473 what two words, at you?

[@sheilar5660]

The writing is incredible

[@corey-bird3489]

I upload my own “different” fiction like There You All Are or Send Me An Angel and it’s still not Seinfeld.

[@PayneToTheMax]

It's absolutely timeless. Not just among the best writing for a sitcom or comedy show but, like, for any program. Truly genius.

[@12classics39]

Kramer and Newman’s run down the street with the board, yelling after the tow truck, is one of the all-time greatest Seinfeld moments.

[@alexypolivany7148]

As Ukrainian I'm agreed with this Ukrainian- man. ) And by the way this character has a very good authentic look, which is rare even in the good Hollywood movies.

[@Deira854]

Larry David Seinfeild have great knowledge of the region

[@RobertBalto]

If you're in the Ukraine right now, I hope you're doing ok

[@vincentaurelius2390]

Sales of this game probably spiked to an all time high after this aired.

[@dave1991-z5w]

Does it actually exist? Lol

[@Smartcom5]

@@dave1991-z5w Are you kidding?! It's simple _the_ board game of all! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_(game)

[@imadrifter]

Some might even say it's *Simply* the board game of all. But I suppose they'd be taking a risk by doing so.

[@drfredostein4410]

Vincent Aurelius I got Risk because of this episode😂

[@andyayala9119]

no it didn't. people weren't social media selfie moron addicts like today

[@2135nader]

This show never gets old.

[@HOTD108_]

The opposite of Larry David, who has never been young.

[@ericcartman9042]

Neither does your mom

[@bobibest89]

Kramer knocking at the door with his head is just epic. These little things make this show one of a kind.

[@wickedsunny2011]

I thought it was with his boots

[@jarrettthomas4865]

The 3rd karna he wouldn’t need to be turned around to kick with his boots. It was his head lol

[@toddinthemiddle]

@Trollking2988 never argue with fools 😗👍

[@JK-oy8kq]

Playing Risk on the subway is the most Seinfeld shit ever lol

[@LoneLee2022]

Word! I feel you!

[@Ptera_xd]

I'm proud of myself for just realizing after all these years he could've just taken Newman with him and left the board.

[@SamuelBlack84]

He's too heavy

[@kylewells7185]

I say it again and again ... They don't make sitcoms this good anymore. Period

[@graciegj63]

Kyle Wells Yea, nowadays they make shows about nothing with no jokes.

[@damiansuarez9671]

Kyle Wells true that

[@Strummie]

Just Always Sunny.

[@911WASanINSIDEjob420]

always sunny isn't realistic tho, its so far out there that its clearly fictional. this show was believable and relatable

[@Strummie]

911WASanINSIDEjob420 Just because it’s not 100% realistic doesn’t make it a bad sitcom. I’m not saying Always Sunny is better than Seinfeld either, but it is an amazing show.

[@chingasofarkaso]

Newman running makes my life better.

[@REY-RUM]

Mitch Farkas : Right

[@azimbandarkar3107]

Mitch Farkas mine too😂😂😂

[@matthewprestia7647]

Surprisingly spry

[@paulyrock4352]

Makes me laugh every time

[@luewane22]

Newman was picking em up and putting em down like I never would’ve guessed...definitely can move for a portrayed sloth.

[@Tuneman1984]

I remember as a kid laughing so hard at how the Ukrainian man's chop manages to split the board into 3 pieces and the huge explosion of pieces.

[@chris_the_forester]

so hilarious.In slow motion its even better

[@futurequagmire6199]

Ukraine not weak 😂😂 🇺🇦

[@Kryptnyt]

I think it was only split in one of the folding areas and the other folding part just folded

[@SubmitToTheBiomass]

HOWBOUTITAKEYOURLITTLEBOARDAND *SMAAAAASH*

[@padrehoy]

It's amazing the balance Kramer had running down the street with the board and none of the pieces moved out of place then.

[@bozkurtbozok4597]

This show is timeless and will never ever get old.

[@TheDarkFalcon]

I just realised that they actually accurately had the Ukrainian character only say "Ukraine" instead of how all the other American characters say "The Ukraine" nice touch.

[@therpcuban8608]

"I come from Ukraine you not say Ukraine weak." "we're playing a game here pal." "UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU!!I TAKE LITTLE BOARD AND SMASH!!"

[@chihirofujisaki6807]

Hi vault boy

[@Masse-mb4rn]

+Vault Boy stephen fisher sucks! VAULT BOY RULES!

[@VoltageTHD]

Meanwhile in Russia

[@Strummie]

Lion Phoenix Best part is how Kramer clears Jerry’s table.

[@unseenufo]

Lol, I watched it on a 12 inch mono speaker TV, when I was a kid. I always thought he said something in Russian.

[@TheGameGrinder]

I once played a thirteen hour long game of Risk over a few days. Classic clip.

[@nickw22689]

Over a few days? Amateur level

[@marioiacolucci]

my brothers would play it for hours!

[@TheGameGrinder]

The Great NW XD

[@jaolin6042]

Me, I spent a month in El Paso one night.

[@TheGameGrinder]

Jao Lin Trippy.

[@zandran1453]

"You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck, a road 🍎 Newman. The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."

[@tripsaplenty1227]

Vladimir Putin had the same idea.

[@hugolafhugolaf]

That's the point.

[@woodman2855]

Zandra N Seinfeld has a streak of making fun of Eastern Europeans.

[@Ali-ro2vv117]

UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!

[@kumarmanish9046]

Why are you simply repeating the dialog?

[@tommyhatcher3399]

Kramer, man. Guy has seriously got to be the best physical comedian of all time. Even better than Chaplin and Mr Bean. He's so animated and you see his mannerisms in every frame the guy is in. Total dedication. He's not twitchy at all in real so so that's pure acting.

[@henrybierman8431]

I think Gilligan might be better, but Kramer is in a better show

[@314rft]

Don't doubt Newman either. His 2 man duo with Kramer only adds to Kramer's perfection.

[@humphreygruntwhistle3946]

Better than Chaplin? Hardly. Buster Keaton was better than all of them.

[@robnation2475]

Check out Michael Richards in some old "Fridays" skits (ABC series)😀

[@simonfeakes]

I love that the board doesn't just fall off them, it literally explodes in half from the sheet might of the Ukrainian fist

[@314rft]

Lesson learned 25 years before we saw it in action: Do NOT mess with Ukrainians, for they are SERIOUS about their country.

[@LoneLee2022]

@@314rft "Ukraine is not weak" "Ukraine is game to you?"

[@LucianDevine]

Not even half, but thirds! The one farthest from him detached completely!

[@johnjones_1501]

That board detached like the turret of a Russian T-72 tank from the rest of its body.

[@kylewells7185]

It's a game of world domination being played by 2 guys who can barely run their own lives! - one of the best lines in the entire series. Love it !!!

[@jonathanturbide2232]

LMAO one of my favorites too.

[@rr3775]

Newman is so damn quick on his feet.

[@luewane22]

R R My thoughts exactly...was truly surprised!

[@silverdragon710]

he’s a great climber too

[@sergiochavez722]

@@silverdragon710 He learned how to climb in the pacific northwest

[@McDADDyK]

Did you know he placed in the 1991 olympics

[@yangerjamir0906]

@Master Chef, was that the one held in Antarctica?

[@JW-do2wc]

"You're not a little anything Newman." funny

[@Linearcusp]

best part

[@marioiacolucci]

this was on last night on fox 29

[@N12Gautam]

Josh Waldorf lol

[@Tripp393]

Smart comedy. You don’t have that anymore

[@Eric-ck5qr]

2022 and this show is living proof that Larry David runs the world.

[@steveaustin5399]

Richest comedian in the world!

[@wigglyziggly]

"You sit there and watch while Larry takes over the world. But he'd be a horrible leader! And you know who's gonna suffer? The little people!"

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

In My Best Larry David Impersonation: I would like your comment... buuuuuut, eh? Eh? It sounds a little to close to being antisemitic don't ya think? You don't think that sounds just a little bit antisemitic? Still, as a joke, it's prett-y, prett-y, prett-y prett-y, prett-y good.

[@314rft]

@@TheJeremyKentBGross Cue "curb your enthusiasm" music.

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

@@314rft I think you mean: Cue the curb your enthusiasm music... over AJ looking super uncomfortable as Ye in a Balenciaga Mask insists Jesus wants us to love EVERYONE, including Australian Charlie Chaplin. 😉 Never was there a better time for it.

[@jacknewark5040]

“Kramer, why do ya have to... Hello, *Newman.*

[@doct0rnic]

This show was pretty creative for ideas on Kramer having a reason to go in Jerry's apartment each time

[@umerk44]

"It's a game of world domination played by two guys who barely run their own lives"

[@IrkenExile]

Umer Khan Sounds like me

[@steelyspielbergo]

-Donald Trump

[@klavier285]

@@steelyspielbergo Billionaire that became president of the US and has had probably one of the most full and interesting lives imaginable. Yeah, doesn't exactly fit..

[@tijldeclerck7772]

@@klavier285 Rich kid who inherited 400 million & real-estate empire from his daddy and calls himself self-made billionaire, sounds about right.

[@wetalkinb0utpractice]

@@klavier285 L.

[@ThommyofThenn]

I DONT WANNA BE SWITZERLAND

[@bbtfan4617]

Tommy Yaya Then be Sweden

[@jakep1979]

Better then the Congo.

[@Ragitsu]

Spotting the racists :-).

[@rafael607]

i love that he says it just like "but i don't wanna be a pirate!"

[@DIZAZZO]

I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE either...

[@simplyred23]

This scene was a whole new meaning these days..

[@ronaldwoodard3795]

The way Newman squeezes his fat ass through that door.... "You're not a little anything, Newman. Now pack it up and get it out of here." THAT'S GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!

[@kylestubbs8867]

I didn’t even think that was a fat joke. I took it to mean Newman is all-or-nothing. Either not insulted at all, or vindictively so. Not playing the game, or willing to win by any means necessary.

[@numberjuan5837]

That "Hello Newman" might have been the best one in the series, it had me in tears the first time I saw it!

[@skymanross]

"I come from Ukraine, you not say Ukraine is weak!" "Yeah well we're playing a game her pal"

[@emperorbraphomet]

March Tuesday Well played The Wiz

[@knightofarkronia9968]

Zach Ross “Ukraine is game to you? How about I take your little board and SMASH!!!”

[@cutemimi25]

@@knightofarkronia9968 AAHHH!!!

[@marioiacolucci]

On the subway crazy

[@akatsukixi4726]

Russia to ukraine

[@TaddiestMason]

A simple problem that would have been solved with a simple photograph of the board before they left. Gotta love dated comedy. Really takes you back to notice the little things like how nobody had cameras, let alone a way to quickly develop the film without using the whole roll. Remember rolls of film? This 90s kid remembers.

[@bossfan49]

@J Hemphill and we know Kramer has a Polaroid because he used it to take a picture of the sniffing accountant in the bathroom stall.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Well, it’s not a solution you would’ve thought about while your car was getting towed.

[@vaadaenmacchi]

Newman plus Kramer = comic gold

[@wolfpackfan10]

This hits hard today.

[@MunworthCrowell]

"fish eye, sees all" is an incredible line

[@ilyano1511]

I have like watched every single Seinfeld clip on KZbin, this might be my favourite one

[@corey-bird3489]

Sweet justice, you are wise.

[@josipaksamovic229]

The hidden context in all symbolic meanings of each character in this video is just priceless.

[@tommyt1971]

One of the best subplots they ever came up with.

[@amerthystriley3601]

Nothing gets me feeling more nostalgic than Seinfeld and Risk, the game of global domination.

[@PhantomSmeagle]

Newman is pretty quick for a big guy lol

[@hannibalburgers477]

for you

[@hi-fistereo8987]

@@hannibalburgers477 was baneposting part of your plan?

[@sirmount2636]

@@hi-fistereo8987 ahf coursh !

[@Moneyg73]

Agility - 85 Speed - 55

[@joseph_b319]

You should see him climb trees and play tennis.

[@AmericasComic]

Seinfeld in the 2000s; Kramer takes a photo of the game with his iPhone, Newman hacks into his account.

[@HereForTheComments]

More like with his iPad.

[@ironphoenix5145]

I showed that scene on the subway to my co worker who is Ukrainian and I never saw him laugh so hard.

[@Coeurebene1]

Alright, looks like Ukraine indeed is not weak. Stay strong guys.

[@richlondonrich]

Yawn

[@haml28]

fuk ukraine... its a lost cause :D

[@shapiroshekelberg604]

@@richlondonrich - exactly.

[@calebadams8981]

@@shapiroshekelberg604 I’m hhhh

[@michaeldoran4367]

Ew

[@ZeeHilal]

What a well written and acted show

[@jaypritchett6846]

2:06 “I’m a little insulted.” “You’re not ‘a little’ anything Newman!” 😂 lol

[@jfish032]

👌🏼😙 pure gold

[@kylestubbs8867]

He really isn’t. With Newman, it’s generally all or nothing. Not insulted, or vindictive because of the insult. Not playing, or doing anything he can to win.

[@milokat179]

What a great show... nothing can come closer to this sitcom

[@markwellman4530]

I remember friends getting worked up about board games that Avalon Hill produced. Great games that really took several hours to play.

[@CrayZJo3Davola]

Seinfeld best show of all time. I don't know how they can get such great recurring characters like Tim Whatley, Puddy, Jackie chiles, Bania, mr. Kruger, mr. Wilhelm. What i want to see more of was babu bhat, joe davola, tony, soup nazi, chinese restaurant guy, etc

[@M_SC]

There’s a good podcast, Seincast. You can review every episode in detail

[@jeffclement2468]

Elaine's boss...name escapes me

[@ethanblair981]

@@jeffclement2468 Mr Pitt?

[@clayz1]

. 3:50 Watching Newman run gets me every time I see it LOL. That guy can really book!

[@FirmlyGrasp]

Kramer's scream is gold.

[@nnje3371]

das it mane makes you wish he wasn't horribly racist

[@tommyt1971]

This subplot and Newman's speeding ticket with Kramer as a witness -- the two greatest Kramer/Newman stories they ever came up with.

[@dbjkatz]

The Seinfeld universe...where high school never ended. Good times...

[@williamwilson6499]

All these years and it is still hilarious…and timely.

[@abefroman8821]

I can't hear Ukraine without thinking of this episode

[@necroplastful]

fucking same here buddy!

[@knightofarkronia9968]

I can’t hear Risk without thinking of this episode!

[@Theomite]

Unfortunately, I am the same. Risk and Ukraine.

[@jeffreybeshears8211]

Me too man lol

[@Eidlones]

I constantly quote "it's weak, it's feeble!" whenever I can

[@ajbuckner1765]

i feel like i’m the only one from gen z who grew up on seinfeld. this is, by far, one of my favorite bits from the whole show. it gets me every time!

[@matthewtuckman4447]

I was born in 2000 and I grew up watching Seinfeld

[@synth-wave_steve]

I like how Jerry at the first didn't care, but because it was Newman he decided he needed to do everything in his power to stop him from cheating.

[@kylestubbs8867]

It’s like he says, Newman isn’t “a little” anything. Not insulted, or vindictively so. Playing to win, or not playing at all.

[@steverogers7601]

4:29 this aged like fine wine

[@spinningbackkick6021]

Chef's kiss

[@LoneLee2022]

Brilliant!

[@icypick1001]

3:10 Wayne Knight could easily play the Penguin he’s got the body the voice the looks the demeanor to play him perfectly

[@CLB422]

That's a great idea.

[@Jokie155]

I wish he wasn't killed off so soon in the Harley Quinn cartoon. Wayne Knight actually did voice him there, and he was wonderful in the role. Also had Jason Alexander as Sy Borgman for the first two seasons.

[@JohnSmith-bv3bn]

My friends and I play a risk game every month (well, our own custom version) and every game there is at least one point where one guy is standing up yelling "Ukraine not weak, Ukraine strong!"

[@christopherkotsopoulos701]

What impressed me since the first time I saw this was how Kramer moves/runs around with the game board and the pieces don't move. I finally came to the realization a little awhile ago that they were probably glued to the board.

[@ruebenskix5]

last 40 seconds is the most accurate representation of 2022 Russia

[@Gasoline85]

A few nights ago, out of the blue, this episode popped up in a dream. And it made such an impression on me, in fact, that I went out and bought the Risk board game. 😅 Can't wait to play it with the family!

[@jesusguerra1093]

this show and married with children, the greatest sitcom ever produced, after those the rest are not even close.

[@Pieregov2.0]

"Im taking the Congo as a penalty" lol

[@Cjnw]

Zaïre is feeble?

[@misterfunnybones]

0:41 He said the same thing about being a pirate.

[@JW-do2wc]

You're right.

[@SFK360]

And Cowboy

[@premesupreme713]

lol yup

[@seededsoul]

Jerry's not very creative.

[@nathanrobinson1099]

It's a running joke

[@MagnumSkyWolf]

Bryan Cranston

[@fromthehaven94]

nani1962 as a sexually depraved, regifting, parade route resident, ex-Catholic who converted to Judaism just for the jokes!

[@ethanblum5047]

and above all, a dentist!

[@williamnissen5083]

Ethan Blum I think you mean a doctor who failed medical school

[@fromthehaven94]

Melvin Anti-dentite!

[@arvindhmani06]

@@fromthehaven94 A RABID ANTI-DENTITE

[@Oecobius33]

The exchange between Kramer and Newman is a great example of their smart acting. We think of them as over-the-top, but they're careful to never upstage each other. They're so deadpan and subdued when the other is talking, so the audience always has their attention in the right place, & the scene plays way funnier than if they were both constantly cranked up to 10. Great example of how comedy isn't just about hitting the punchline, it's also about knowing when to rein things in.

[@HereForTheComments]

Comedy plus time equals tragedy. It goes the other way around too.

[@80MWH]

3:51 Newman's 'high-step' sprinting.

[@jgfunk]

My college roommates and I purchased Risk right after this episode. Epic battles were had. Risk trends to bring out some interesting behaviors from people, many of which are embarrassing. Add alcohol to the mix and let me tell you... Actual wars break out.

[@jeremytung1632]

Part of me wants to see a world ran by Kramer, it would definitely fall to pieces pretty quickly but it would be one hell of a ride.

[@thundaga4005]

Michael Richard's physical gags always crack me up. That kicking off the newspaper lol

[@ARealPersonNotABot]

Funny how Jerry allows Newman back into his apartment after dude literally *BROKE IN* Newman is a goon. Straight hood.

[@alexscott730]

"I'm a little insulted"..."You're not a little anything Newman"...😂😂😂😂

[@thiii8810]

This was the first episode I ever saw. Over 20 years later still funny.

[@songOmatic]

We need the Ukraine Train Guy more than ever now...

[@JosephDutra]

I like to believe that man is Volodimir Zelensky.

[@capncake8837]

@@JosephDutra His father or grandfather.

[@justinlight1160]

I watch this show a lot every day

[@holzman00]

The beginning is amazing. Seeing Kramer banging his head to knock on the door and not even acknowledging it afterwards is hilarious.

[@willis2920]

Man, when Newman is high stepping! So great

[@TonyGarciaxProdigy1994]

lmaooo

[@luewane22]

I loved watching him move like that.

[@TeamBob]

“I’m not beaten yet, I still have armies in the Ukraine!” - what i say when my fantasy team is down but not out

[@richardc9074]

msolyst haha

[@currier207]

Michael Richards may have his personal problems, but his effectiveness in physical comedy is one of the best performances out there

[@RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight]

I'm impressed with Newman's endurance, e's always in "pedal to the metal" mode and never seems to be out of breath much and he's not a little anything after all🤔

[@CometMedalChavez]

And now we know, in 2022, and even before, Ukraine is NOT weak. Hope all Ukrainians are staying strong in these scary times. Serenity now, and always!

[@krisperkreme6021]

With endless supply of NATO weapons - absolutely. Otherwise, the war would have been over a long time ago.

[@hoodatdondar2664]

-Hitler probably said the same thing about us aid to Britain.

[@krisperkreme6021]

@@hoodatdondar2664 OK, and? Doesn't change the fact that the war would've been over, if it weren't for NATO helping prolong it.

[@danielconnor8547]

The last scene has suddenly become very relevant