"Greece is in Central Italy" | The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@DeputyDerp]

Oh cool, new episode! Time to watch 1.5 hours of Chris and Derrick visibly holding back the impulse to shred Sween apart with their fingers, live on camera.

[@NEOSRULER]

I love how Chris is wearing a DBZ hat, Derrick is wearing a DBZ shirt and Sween has a Gohan plushie in the background

[@armo-bb-]

As someone who got an F in geography, yes they are in central Italy

[@Lastman737]

This episode was really phoned in, I'm proud of y'all

[@Loe_Jist]

Years ago during my freshman year of college, my roommate once asked me if Alabama was a city in Georgia. He was born and raised in the USA. I understand what Derrick and Chris are going through ❤

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

My sister is one of these types. Once asked me if New England was a part of China (and she thinks China is Asia and Asia is a country). Dumb people everywhere 🤣

[@Maxisamo1]

​@@meepmoopiethe3rdShe's confusing New England with Hong Kong

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

@@Maxisamo1 I honestly doubt she'd know what Hong Kong is if I gave her 3 guesses. She's probably assume it's a food or a racial slur.

[@alexnyman2624]

Okay, usually Sween can sort of interrupt people but in this case he just started saying something about his grandmother, and then Chris started talking over him, and then Chris got mad because he was being interrupted.

[@trinidaddy]

You say "usually" but it's really not as one sided as you'd think. It's just so highlighted when sweeny does it because chris is the only one who complains or gets offended by thar stuff. Plenty of times where chris sits there for 30 seconds saying the same sentence over and over again trying to cut off sweeny or Derrick but they won't let gim

[@Fuckalope]

@@trinidaddyits like every time chris speaks sweeny just starts talking again not even anything related to the convo lol he just wants to keep making sounds

[@Fuckalope]

@@trinidaddynah

[@NEOSRULER]

As a greek, NO, we're not central Italy

[@tora0neko]

yeah it's west turkey /jk

[@Vinlander95]

More northern Italy

[@Brimbo]

prove it

[@kkammei]

I disagree

[@someguy7819]

Yeah you guys are part of turkey right?

[@Acefreezies]

Rome saw themselves as Greece 2.0 and based their culture on Golden Age Greece. They're so intertwined that most of the aesthetics and philosophy from Rome is called "Greco-Roman." Thinking one is in the other is still fucking hilarious though

[@violetreave]

The best part of the title is that I would believe any one of these men said it

[@allhandsondik7803]

21:46 is possibly one of the funniest moments on this podcast

[@aricthered3331]

Well, it’s funny, too, cus Sweeney was talking first. Lol. Then Chris started. If you go back to 21:34. Love these three. 😄

[@Ryzawa]

The moment he said the title sentence I knew he meant Rome but their reactions were golden lol

[@TROBassGuitar]

Yeah I've had one of those alcohol poisoning experiences i couldn't move for life 8 hours after waking up, true pain

[@comhaltacht315]

1:20 A new record for how quickly someone on this podcast says the stupidest thing ever.

[@vonadi5285]

First thing I do when opening this episode is think to myself "man it would be funny if for once the title referred to something someone said in the first five minutes" I underestimated the power of sweeney

[@averyvanderlouw1193]

6:05 This is so weird because as I'm listening to this I'm literally doing a research paper about "the cosmic perspective" for college... will I be strangled?

[@Alexander59059]

Yes

[@Proximate1]

Man is there ever going to be a time when we get the full intro song?

[@TsudaraTogami]

Unironically, basketball, where the hoops move around the court and you have to wait for **your** hoop to be on **your** side of the court

[@moochington]

29:00 I couldve sworn I've heard Derek tell this story

[@bignutty4369]

These guys have ran out of stories to tell, Chris talked about someone trying to buy a Sears cardboard display from him like three times.

[@xsanguine8]

You guys probably always had allergies, but as long as they aren't at the nervous system breakdown or the full asphyxiation level, a little kid's ability to bounce back from everything keeps you from noticing. That _invincibility_ fades as you get older.

[@horrordragon2255]

You guys just shatterd my childhood. The trains in Spider-Man 2 and 3 dont work that way!? My life is a filthy greasy lie!!!

[@pizzamaster9215]

being a mexican listener, I always get an aneurysm every time one of you try talking spanish, pretty funny tho...

[@steelgriffin7716]

Nuyorcins bro.

[@mattmark94]

3 minutes in and I'm trying really hard to not insult Sweeney.

[@trashteamracing8262]

Neil Degrasse Tyson is half Puerto Rican, though.

[@Yumemaru.]

Greece is indeed in central Italy. I heard Griselda and laughed. I heard the name Broomhilda and squealed.

[@entropias_gonos]

Sweeney sweating his ass off after making Greece into Vatican 2: electric boogaloo is damn precious. XD

[@TheCosmicSkeleton]

Seasonal allergies can start to affect you if you move to a new area as well when I lived in FL I never had allergies and when I go back I still don't have them but in North Carolina I get them every year but they are kind of mild for me so it's not that bad

[@rickbooth3071]

I can see why chris named the llama Paul. Very fitting

[@lizurd]

“Idk if it’s a black thing” 😭😂 21:59

[@GrimFunk]

nah that sweeny statement about greece was less than 2 mins in bro that has to be a world record

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

There was a study that came out recently where a strong correlation was found between people who like bitter tastes (IPAs, black coffee) and mental disorders like psychopathy and sociopathy. And I think that checks out.

[@svrvegasblackops]

Can confirm, bare knuckle boxing is probably the coolest fighting sport. Not for the gore but because hand speed and combos are so much more quick and powerful compared to weighted gloves. Some of those dudes are straight dogs

[@mattmark94]

As an italian, the title of this video *scares* me.

[@MySqueezingArm]

1:03:00 Hoodwinked. I was young, watching it with my family, and in the middle of the movie finally realized the rabbit was evil. It wasn't the first educational show, but it was the first time those synapses fired without being spoonfed.

[@melondeezy5382]

I fully endorse the correctness of the title

[@Makujah_]

I have a lot of allergies since birth. But what I noticed is that I have much weaker reaction (or even none at all) to homegrown fruits and veggies, while the same ones off the store shelf never fail to trigger a reaction. So my theory is that whatever pesticides or preservatives or fertilizers or whatever the f*ck that commercial farmers use on their produce might be boosting the allergic effect. Also the reaction is only for the fresh raw ones, cooking it with any kind of heat breaks down that something inside apparently.

[@Bysentenial]

broomhilda and grizelda... aren't those the witches form banjo kazzooie?

[@Therasman]

So many successful comedians are quick to close the door behind them and lock it. Disgusting.

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

Baseball. The dark souls of sports.

[@jameshurley776]

Hi snark tank crew Torque is a fast and furious rippoff with motorcycles which is more insane than fast and furious it was released in 2003 !it felt more whacky and was parody of fast and furious!

[@mattmark94]

There is also this movie with an experimental engine installed on a motorcycle. Said motorcycle is so fast that it slows down time and the climax of the movie is a bad CGI overdose that is supposed to look cool. I wish I could remember the title.

[@notmyrealname1999]

58:50 Imagine having your friend tee off on your head with a 2x4 to learn Spanish, but it just makes you gay

[@NamelessKing1597]

1:10:57 Me, I know what I'm going to like, worst I've seen that I chose to see was just okay. The only bad movies I've seen I was dragged to and I fell asleep.

[@afrowonder3172]

51:08 I've been dealing with this shit forever thinking I'm just some fucking freak that can't enjoy raw fruit

[@dalek-2rooper634]

18:44 that sound

[@XxDijinfoxX]

This has me in tears 1:31:37

[@DPH-sp9vt]

could there be timestamps

[@eelshark12345]

Holy shit I think I have the same fruit allergy as Chris. Growing up nobody in my family believed me that apples and bananas would make my mouth and throat feel super weird.

[@quinnporter289]

When i was a little kid i thought florida was a city in California

[@kimorayn1733]

My favorite part was when Donkey Kong said "It's weed time!" then preceded to smoke all over the place.

[@mattmark94]

"you like shrooms Mario? I'm more of a weed guy myself." - Donkey Bong

[@kimorayn1733]

@@mattmark94 K/Bong THAT'S it!

[@Revers2206]

Sweeny is on that gringo geography lmao 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Cleanframe]

This episode had the weirdest energy, everything felt off🤨

[@CrabNamedHeller]

Derek's gonna do WHAT

[@teensierkitty4214]

"what of he hits you into an idiot" buddy are you listening to the same podcast I've been listening to?

[@JayneAFK]

Derrick! Have you been tested for celiac disease? Celiac disease can cause people to become intolerant to milk, eggs, and other foods. I'm personally looking into celiac disease, because it's very hereditary and a cousin of mine has it. Had weird tummy issues my entire life. It's definitely something worth looking into for anyone with tummy issues and food intolerances, especially as it's a much more common condition than originally thought.

[@kennis265]

Since you guys put vincenzo on there, i thought he said greece is in central italy 😂😂😂

[@Cen21000]

Chris if you don't want Sweeney talking all over you, yall need to fix your stream sync

[@noahchmielewski1347]

Georgia is in south Newark right next to north Michigan

[@SmokeyTheShow]

I love catching strays over my ethnicity

[@davidburgess1526]

Bro....my man is college educated

[@mr.l5438]

of course Chris wouldn't know what/who the Lakers are he's obviously not interested in basketball nor is he from LA.

[@aaronchaska]

1:24:34 he's on to something with this one actually

[@natelandherr5202]

Great job Chris, you killed Tina Turner

[@mynameisjames12189]

Hey boys I just turned 26 and now I have no health insurance. Any suggestions?

[@Diyomaro]

Hey guys, just wanted a quick correction: The only above ground train in Manhattan is the 1 train. It goes above ground at 125th street, and between Dykeman St and 225th Street in Manhattan. The 225th street station itself is also geographically in The Bronx, but that station is in Marble Hill, which is technically part of Manhattan, but long story short, it's on the Bronx side of the river.

[@mclovemoffin5977]

Yeah i drink stout and black coffee... Idk what's wrong with me

[@kimorayn1733]

Fight Jon Tron, Sween.

[@preerozbruh]

Sween's IQ is unmatched

[@kimorayn1733]

Stephan Hock once said "That jigga Sween a wild one bro"

[@KamenSoL]

WE DID GET SPIDER-MAN LETS GOOOO

[@RevGodKlown]

at about nine and a half minutes in, aren't you describing the movie K-Pax starring Kevin Spacey?

[@Jollerygrokes]

I miss king pin in the intro 😔

[@aguynamedGraham]

Why does sween have a Keebler elf on his bed and where do I get one

[@GraveSource]

Chris Brown x Punch Out!

[@patrickwerner4723]

I hate when these guys talk sports, mostly baseball cuz they know nothing Jordan tried baseball to honor his dad who had recently passed cuz his dad always preferred baseball. And a new sport is ultimate frisbee, the AUDL formed in 2013 and is slowly but surely growing

[@RampagingCat107]

Less than two minutes in and Sweenosuarus is the stupid one this episode.

[@codo1998]

Jordan played baseball because his dad died.

[@mynameisjames12189]

I'm pretty sure Derrick likes trans girls

[@HOOOPER]

Bruh, immediately pronouncing it or-reg-o-no has me fumin

[@JayneAFK]

To be fair, isn't Morgan Freeman god?

[@BH_Ghostler]

I'd rather listen to Sweeny attempt geography, than listen to Chris attempt to be entertaining.

[@sause3526]

1:31:00

[@kimorayn1733]

Nah D, you're born gay, you only "unlock" it later per se only if you're Bi or Pan. And you're like, oh, neat. But otherwise you got a subliminal voice saying "I've got news for ya" growing up

[@Fuckalope]

America is in Central Canada

[@glowbies9416]

How the FUCK didn’t this guy say Dr.Dru died

[@ironpro7217]

1:31:32

[@KratosNotKratos]

1:10:37 (left off)

[@domwalter6474]

22:00

[@SawyerPeterman-vn5zo]

Nah man, Grease is in central Italy

[@TROBassGuitar]

I always thought that was filmed in America

[@pvtghost117]

I thought grease came in tubes, but sometimes i get it in a 1lb tub.

[@Abm5544]

Bruhhhhh

[@vlad-e580]

Man y'all really need to take Spanish classes.

[@Shinobifoxx]

Looool

[@J.Grant18]

Another bad british accent take

[@trinidaddy]

Derrick: "It's just like rugby vs American football" Chris: "it's the same thing between football and rugby" Derrick: I just said that Chris: "what is this 'I just said that', I'm reiterating!"

[@juanje99]

1:00:30 Kingston, your Spanish is my literally a$$h0le. You are meaning to say: Quien soy?

[@trinidaddy]

Crazy how most times chris, the guy who constantly accuses others of ruining the podcast, is the one whos often ruining the podcast.