Green Hell Is Imperialist Propoganda

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[@PizzaBill]

i mean all you had to do was cough on one of the natives and it would have eradicated the whole native population.

[@DarkxV12]

LMFAO!!

[@TheTaterTotP80]

I laughed but feel bad because that's fucked up.

[@averagecoloniser4586]

Bloody natives

[@xxCBTEnjoyer]

@@averagecoloniser4586 Heh

[@babyragegekyume4132]

Well well well whos laughing now

[@theodieman]

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

[@VristecaLjubicicaGaming]

Smells like... Victory.

[@themasteryocheese8133]

xDDD

[@wendel5868]

Shit quote from a shit movie

[@h3rpaderp369]

wendel.f16 Is this bait?

[@zander3696]

@@wendel5868 eat shit Private Pyle

[@PelinalWhitestrake36]

I didn't know they made a sequel to "The Forest"

[@Shekdawg]

I know right? As soon as I saw that crafting book

[@XxMRtoasterxX1278]

Actually had to look this game up to check when I saw that crafting book lol

[@fgmods]

The Forest has become so iconic in survival games that there’s now ripoffs

[@123apacino]

If we're going to get serious about fighting the war on terror, a good place to start would be this Nation's HAUNTED HOUSES

[@hydrokinesis9748]

A sequel to the forest that looks like ARK

[@Smolvali]

Sam what the hell are you doing you have a child It's 1:09 AM

[@mrccustoms7643]

He probably got up in the middle of the night cause of the babies screeching

[@brandonp1892]

They get up like every 2 hours at first so he's probably up already.

[@tostie3110]

@@123apacino So, a brown face

[@frank144p4]

What child? You mean the one he gave me for a couple of mini-red bananas?

[@MaybePlato]

You see, Sam understands. Deforestation isn't something to joke about, but rather it's something to act upon.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

One day the forest will D you.

[@taloob493]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 that's why you gotta D the forest first

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Genuinely is an issue we need to stop. Awful for all life and beings and the environment.

[@jobbygaming1300]

@@TheTaterTotP80 what a nerd

[@xxCBTEnjoyer]

@@TheTaterTotP80 shut up nerd

[@sowietdoge6259]

Excuse me? Did you use the word "heck" on a proud Christian site? That just not on. It is Green "Helm" thank you very much. No blasphemy on this site, we all want to go to heaven.

[@F4GRAPHICS]

Amen

[@squishee03litdabxdwhothisd24]

Si papi

[@gorillahandler]

Funny and original, ladies and gentlemen

[@sowietdoge6259]

Douglas Evans This is the KZbin comments section, where repetitive and unoriginal comments are commonplace. If you’re trying to find some jokes that are whizzers in here you won’t find any.

[@gorillahandler]

Man sometimes there’s some decent stuff

[@murillocosta5044]

I'm a doctor in Brazil and in here you can travel to Amazonas (the place where most of the Amazon forest is ) to help villages and stuff. I spent two months in there last year and whenever we left a village we had to bring one of the natives with us because there's more snakes than people in that place, every ten seconds he would shove a snake out of our way with a tool made specifically for that. I got paid very well when I came back but I wouldn't do it again, that place is literally hell

[@banilo1022]

F to pay respects

[@acruff25]

Damn, snakes suck man, but spiders are worst to me.

[@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960]

@@acruff25 I personally don't like hippos

[@acruff25]

that sounds like heresy To me you filthy protestant tbf, hippos will kill you in a heartbeat, so I can understand the fear.

[@turnipman1302]

What were those leach things he had called?

[@hochimane6535]

It's like The Forest but instead of having racist undertones it has racist overtones

[@malpheus4299]

More like racist megaphones

[@keemstarkreamstar7069]

Malpheus Nah mate racist xylophones

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

racist saxophone

[@vForVi.21]

phone

[@__-wc5zn]

Racist Telephones.

[@alexorozco6120]

JIVE TURKEY BIRD

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

The Medagons.

[@tskwared667]

Calls a game racist and then uses jive turkey to address a bird

[@AquaFPS]

sam i sincerely doubt there'd be a chik-fil-a in the jungle of a game called "green heck." you are smarter than that

[@backpfeifengesichtsyndrome3708]

Shut it aqua, Sam is clearly a "Green Hell" wiki expert. Go back to your hole, incel

[@SashimiBuns]

Aqua ya nerd Know you place and get the heck out

[@EnsignPrefect]

Where is the mega dislike? Chik-fil-A is e v e r y w h e r e . Chick-fil-A keeps the monsters out from underneath your bed.

[@TeamPlayerSelect]

Whataburger woulda been dope tho

[@wumbusfumbus3006]

Hey aqua DID THE BEAT GO OFF

[@TheSteelEcho666]

It's not racist if they're not really people.

[@austinmiller6837]

Its raisist to call someone racist

[@williambobson3369]

Jesus Christ lmao

[@noco7243]

Damn son!! We doing it like this now?!?

[@dogmilk8886]

I mean when someone's right there right

[@averagecoloniser4586]

That’s correct lad

[@kamaw8452]

Did you drop the baby yet?

[@efenty6235]

it's bitcoin sam's offspring, it doesn't need to be dropped

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

Soon

[@kylesimmons4532]

Foreskin should be the global currency

[@Drew-qz2wg]

Lmao

[@bredt2750]

Time to overthrow the Rothschilds, boys.

[@noosa187]

So naive.

[@account4345]

kyle simmons Then my Christian ass would be broke.

[@thatmormoncarguy7687]

But that's +1 for the Jews tho...

[@BanditoBurrito]

“You picked this fight Buster Brown-skin”

[@Joshua-hz3cl]

Minorities everywhere

[@amatpersona8776]

those tribal people sure do like saying `BLYAAT`

[@brandoncallahan9289]

I thought he dubbed in Russian speaking for a second, but then I realized it's the actual game XD.

[@CC-ch4fk]

Storm cloaks,Imperials,Dragons, don’t matter what comes through that gate, we’ll be ready

[@obamabebop6303]

But you're so bad at being guards you can't even save adrienne from vampires.

[@glitchyexplorer4291]

Firehawk Gaming aww what’s wrong did someone steal your sweet roll

[@justapillow2443]

13:56 lol im actually impressed with how they designed their jaguar. Instead of just rushing in, it actually starts the chase when you turn your back on it.

[@zyx8463]

>be me >goes to civilisation minding their own business >start annoying them >they kill girlfriend >feelsbadman >revenge.jpg

[@cdaly4656]

>be me >think about nut >nut >feelsgoodman

[@zyx8463]

dankius memeius >be me >exists >feelsbadman

[@cdaly4656]

@@zyx8463 >be me >see unexpected reply >nut

[@samkeith7886]

@@cdaly4656 >nut

[@gamergrill4933]

That's not the story of this game, there is a worldwide disease going on, and the only cure is somewhere around that area where game takes place in

[@condorrish123]

*Everything Is racist*

[@tommeakin1732]

...everything is sexist, and you have to *point it all out....*

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

NoodleSausage Behold a true specimen of the white race

[@haroldsullivan2036]

Right wing pussy

[@vincentpalermo3452]

Tom Meakin way to take a quote out of context

[@vincentpalermo3452]

Alexander Stop being gay

[@BIackCadillac]

Sam... do you mean to tell me that you didn't think with that gigantic cranium of yours that you somehow failed to use the watch for a merch advert? I am very disappointed to be totally honest. I thought you were a bigger jew than that.

[@thejinxlet525]

You see sam the capybara is merely a manifestation of the discord rat people the leeches in your arm and the worms in your skin was a representation of what you think of your child and the random natives singing was actually your friends trying to look for you in the forest when you got lost on your way to a chick-fil-a.

[@nc9774]

the next video that was popping up for me was a karl marx biography video

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Sam's cultural marxist a-gender.

[@johntim9725]

okay, this is epic

[@levvy3006]

Anime is communist

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

[@robertsmalls2293]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 SAM IS SECRETLY AN ASHKAHKINAZI CONFIRM! 🇮🇱 MARKIST COMFIRM! DO IT NOW!1!

[@1633cheddar]

I thought Bumbo was the largest species of rodent.

[@Lucksual]

This looks extremely similar to The Forest from concept, hud, inventory, crafting book, animations, the way items look, etc

[@Grabacr-pl3wy]

Just here spreading the word of Jesu- *gets shot by arrow*

[@gabeh9748]

"The natives will call me Baba Yaga"

[@youngsheldon2908]

Thank you for the upload my superior overlord.

[@RileyMarrVideo]

Bazinga

[@fishtilia818]

Bazinga

[@Tom-no4jm]

Bazinga

[@Drew-qz2wg]

how do the Twin Towers like their burgers .... plane

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

That was pretty dumb.

[@spoiledmilk2587]

What word starts with N and ends with R and its something you wouldnt want to call a black person? *neighbor*

[@austinmiller6837]

@@spoiledmilk2587 hey that's rasist no black ppl live near me

[@thegrandsuccer6609]

@@austinmiller6837 yeahhh wde respect blakk people

[@symbiotesoda1148]

I love how this got into the algorithm and you get a bunch of clowns who don’t realize this is a joke.

[@danielalvarez-galan3702]

*Imperialist Conquest Intensifies*

[@subatomiccc300]

ah yes, good ol fashioned american imperialism

[@richardlopez4459]

I remember playing this game. To date it's the hardest survival game I've played that difficult because of the environment more than anything else. Its the kind of game where you have to truly watch your every step to avoid ants, poison frogs, poison snakes, bees, jaguars, leeches, infection, spiders, EVERYTHING in this game will kill you if you don't see it first and kill or avoid it. Truly an overall enjoyable experience because beating it is like a "THANK GOD THATS OVER" feeling of accomplishment.

[@romangarza2217]

How can you be racist against them. The natives aren’t even human.

[@jacebrown3796]

I want you to understand Sam, you are actually my favorite channel on KZbin now. Only one without all of the drama and crap people don't want to see. I have never left a video without a smile

[@No-bo8bz]

Ooga booga

[@ranch3256]

When is the great invasion to begin i have been training my regiment we are battle hardened and have mastered to soviet ura charge

[@colintherookmain7419]

Imperialist propaganda? This game is perfect!

[@jessiegarcia-morales4195]

That camping video is my absolute favorite! The editing, the camera work, the humor, perfect, just perfect!

[@beltbobby3018]

Normal people: I must survive General Sam: when do I enslave the natives

[@ghoul_king1538]

Even though it’s 3 in the morning and it’s a school night. I will always have time for Sam.

[@grundletaint2161]

I'll boof your spoom sam. Isn't it weird that we're both dads now? The one Faye Reagan nipples comment you loved of mine was when we weren't dads. You've been here for me through thick and thin through the years, thank you for being my escape from this fucking hell hole of a life. I love you dude.

[@sir_spams_alot4373]

So basically it's the forest but in a jungle?

[@Shadowwalker1717]

Whats really annoying about the game is that the character is always sleepy and powerless and can't take his shit together so stupid.

[@BlackShield24]

My favorite part of this video is all the Sanity decreases as Sam plays.

[@2003.grievous]

Yeah but like it'd be pretty cool if you could ACTUALLY enslave the natives

[@julsvideogame8369]

Sam is gonna get yellow fever

[@_saintyork_2333]

Wow the more I come back to these older videos the more I have to agree with the people calling Sam a lesbian

[@cladwick]

God damn brother

[@sl00t25]

Baba-Yaga, also called Baba-jaga, in Russian folklore, an ogress who steals, cooks, and eats her victims, usually children.

[@threestripes7774]

“Green Hell” is just Florida.

[@danielalvarez-galan3702]

Holy shit Jaguars are underwhelming in this game taking in consideration how badass they are irl.

[@mute_jammer6500]

Please oh mighty general make more of this

[@lampiaoverde2090]

>Get's lost in Amazonia >Get's leach'd >Meet's Ronald McDonald >Gets persued by a Ford Galaxie 500 >Procede to kill it .Best game 2018

[@destrata6616]

Kills a whole tiger but can't kill a little frog

[@porkyporky3080]

Sam you floloola i hope you know you are my hero. watch you every single day and night nigga

[@afinoxi]

Amerikanski propaganda

[@IckbobTheAwesome]

LIBERTY PRIME BOIS

[@botstowo9561]

Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: As General Sam referenced in his video "Green Hell is Imperialist Propaganda", the United States used napalm and agent orange to clear the dense jungles of Vietnam. While neither weapon were considered illegal at the time, napalm has since been banned for use against military and civilian personnel by Protocol III to the Convention on Prohibitions or Restrictions on the Use of Certain Conventional Weapons. Also, the Monsanto corporation were placed on trial for war crimes in 2016 for their development of agent orange and has since been found guilty. While these weapons are the most widely remembered chemical weapons of the Vietnam War, it is important to remember that, according to official publications from the United States Chemical Corps, the United States used CS gas, a type of riot gas, against the Viet Cong. This was a war crime that has gone unpunished.

[@soldat2943]

Its funny that you're not allowed to use riot gas on enemy soldiers, but you are allowed to use it on your own civilian population.

[@botstowo9561]

That is pretty stank. Have you heard of the Waco massacre? What happened there is a pretty convincing argument that tear gas shouldn't be used all willy-nilly.

[@samwell8]

@@botstowo9561 Damn cult was screwed up. Knowing how those types of cults work they wouldve just done mass suicide instead since their leader would claim the apocalypse came.

[@user-mm4ep5fo4w]

Please more of green hellthis reminds me of where you eradicated a race on skyrim.... good times

[@arbiter-]

"buster brown-skin"

[@jpegzilla_]

what the fuck could _general sam_ be saying that he felt like he had to censor that shit

[@assoholic]

Flashback to Fat Sam

[@inurokuwarz]

Lil scorpion homie was takin notes and you shiv'd him.

[@dennisangel7381]

Oi

[@itzSudden]

When you make videos on single player games like this, do you record the commentary as you are playing, or after the fact? I honestly can't tell Sam.

[@GeneralSam]

depends. If its concise story-driven narration then it'll be in post. If it's gameplay related then it's live. This entire video (besides me on the couch) was done live. A lot of my "Arthur Morgan is Gay" video is done in post.

[@ivegaa]

Why my peepee hard?

[@unsainted2240]

Don’t judge green heck by its cover, you’re the reason you’re there, not the people inside it.

[@rustyrogue2867]

15:23 I fucking died lmao. You're one of the few people playing this thats funny and know what they're doing

[@shaggy69001]

Wasnt green hell that fucked up movie?

[@theshpee1214]

I can just imagine a pilgrim, screaming at his arm, saying "INFECTION DOESN'T SPREAD THAT FAST" and just going limp and dying.

[@thephoenixempyre2300]

When those pictures of the jungle rat came up, I shot my guinea pig a look just to be sure he wasn't really one of those Never know

[@eriksjud9465]

reminds me of the sims on an island when u caught that stingray, it looks like 2003 graphics, amazing nostalgia.

[@alexorozco6120]

Let's get this fuckin ooga booga, gamers

[@nightgoblinspearman]

Sam changing weights like Christian bale

[@deathstarofdavid3199]

MORE LIKE GENERAL SHAM AMIRITEGUYS? UP TOP!

[@dubo3961]

"General Sam's Cooking Show, Episode 25: Amazonian Delicacies and Napalm"

[@justiciar1964]

10:41 No no we already have a game where you make a slave army out of natives. It's called Conan Exiles.

[@o.49]

*This is just the demo of The Forest.*

[@nathhenn8966]

Green Hell is literally a military survival training exercise.

[@liltds4347]

I like how u were playing the song bad and Boujee really quietly in the background.

[@rossstover5870]

When Sam censors the entire leopard encounter, then kills it, “FUCK YOU”

[@traininglog__yt]

"Who's infection spreads that fast?!" Made me chuckle a bit as I lie in a hospital bed, because my infection spreads that fast.

[@poopmachine71]

You alive?

[@choc0late_milk]

looks like a copy of the forest. like just a literal reskin everything else is the same.

[@hgs1955]

Capibara meat is actually very commonly eaten by trappers in brazil, no biggie at all

[@thefinestgames]

If there's multiplayer for this pile of trash you should definitely play with someone.

[@ren4issance-754]

Nam simulator 2019

[@SheepSlayer]

I died at "writing with a quill!" LOL

[@anahateseverything]

You’re fucking hilarious

[@julientilley8139]

U watched draegast play didn’t u

[@IamBadNews]

i was thinking the same thing...

[@timixl00]

How do i have this feeling that general sam is a curse and a blessing to us

[@RHYTE]

you sound a bit like bill burr in this one

[@gabrielp.3471]

Did you just say you are a good Christian boy I thought you were a Jew

[@antininja162]

11:53 :(

[@goodpuppy1731]

F

[@adambaker1774]

Sam are you from Texas?

[@aaronenix6418]

Long time sub here. I know you and abby have a child know, which is expensive; but have you ever thought about doing comedy or stand up in FL? If you put your superior Ashkenazi brain I am sure you'd do very well. Plus your subs would probably tune in for it. You're welcome.

[@birgir3399]

very progressive commentary indeed xD is he supposed to NOT be angry about his girlfriends? xD

[@jabroni8567]

Hari uploaded a song and it’s about some Turkish chick. Chick Fil A isn’t exactly pals with Jews. Hari might’ve uploaded propaganda for the other side.

[@PretentiousAdonis]

I think the book this game was based on was made literally to shit on how the british kept fucking with the tribes deep in the jungles of Africa. And it was made in the 1800s or some shit, so the dude was rather pissed about it.

[@highoctanememe3617]

Sam are you gonna play anymore SCUM with bryan ? i loved the old DayZ videos with the wild bunch even though that game was a pile of dogshit you guys made it entertaining.

[@riotxx4299]

Goddamnit you fucking post when I'm sleeping when I fucking wait all day for you to post and you post when i sleep damn