Green New Deal: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

[@ballsbs1]

"The world is on fucking fire!" That quote became a lot more literal recently.

[@dassnek4728]

Yeah because people set the fires themselves

[@ballsbs1]

@newswars-dotcom What does that have to do with what I said?

[@spongeintheshoe]

@@ballsbs1 Whataboutism.

[@Kami-pg3np]

this ddidn't age well, california is on fire again

[@ayaans5135]

Hello from 2020

[@Resi1ience]

"The State is an instrument in the hands of the ruling class." - The Hamburglar "ROBBLE ROBBLE." -Joseph Stalin

[@ishan8491]

It's funny because the Hamburglar was a notorious dictator.

[@millarlaks5610]

the proletariat will seize the means of production... and your burgers

[@ZaidShaikh-kb8vf]

Hey that is NOT the other way around.

[@laurenwelch1917]

@@ZaidShaikh-kb8vf r/woosh that’s the joke but I guess it went over your head or your head is under water because of the increasing floods

[@ZaidShaikh-kb8vf]

@@laurenwelch1917 maybe

[@IzzytheMelody]

I've never heard Bill Nye swear. That was surreal.

[@Testiculosv2]

He's done it before.

[@bemeanerwithfeloniousdemeanor]

@@Testiculosv2 Yeah, but this was epic.

[@freechurros]

Climate change deniers are surreal

[@andy2more475]

I had to rewind that!

[@basstrammel1322]

I guess he really meant it, then?

[@yearlygymnast9865]

When bill cussed, my childhood was shattered for all of 5 seconds, then I said, MORE!!!!!

[@MrDustpile]

@@docb8324 You make more noise than I do. Wah, indeed.

[@Royo2013]

Stalin was absolutely going after the Hambourgeoisie

[@JamesSmith-vk2ky]

Fuckin BolsheMc's! 😡

[@Starkus23]

This is brilliant

[@BobbySacamano]

Adam Eget finally feels validated. Now he may not feel like he needs to go back under the Queensboro bridge.

[@ToddKeck98]

But hey, in Soviet Russia, everyone can afford sausages.

[@giuseppelogiurato5718]

You'd better patent that name before I steal it for my upperclass-twit vegan/gluten-free/carbon-neutral restaurant that refuses to sell hamburgers (or any food whatsoever) no matter how much people want it... I'll make a million dollars off your wit if you're not faster than me... Rich fools will pay good money to starve to death; just ask Jenny Craig back in 1992.

[@GoreMyst09]

"they wanna take away your hamburgers. this is what Stalin *DREAMED* of!" i literally fell off my chair laughing at that lmfao

[@adenkunz4747]

Yeahmm it was a joke

[@godsleftfoot1525]

When I first read your comment I thought you said "I felt my chair laughing at that" and I found it weirdly poetic:D

[@SD-zz4ov]

willl 88 Chill, you snowflake.

[@ChaseLightningMcQueen]

Fox News is so credible

[@javertbeckstrom1077]

well, to be fair, he would've definitely been dreaming of bunless hamburgers: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

[@philollenberg]

Got it. Belching cows, not farting ones. Perfect. Thanks John. Learned everything.

[@SmellsLikeContentt]

haha, you hit the nail on the head with that one! : )

[@sosayweall_jpg]

You can basically just turn the episode off after that. :dusts off hands:

[@eliaskracher9423]

Wanted to like the comment, but thought id leave it at 420 xD

[@ConstantChaos1]

*DONT FORGET* the diet coke went high

[@savagenovelist2983]

Elias Kracher You can like it now

[@ollie2111]

I love how he says "teaching you photosynthesis when you were twelve", it feels like a personal attack. Its funny tho I moved to a new school when I was around 12 and I was so confused as to why everyone in biology class was so excited to watch this Bill Nye show and by the end of the day I was singing the theme song too and indoctrinated into the fancult-I mean fanclub. Loved it ever since. And I'm happy Bill Nye is still joking around about it. Like, man is out here memeing his whole career bc we love cynical nostalgia jokes.

[@Sonichero151]

Truly, Watching BIll Nye Drop the F Bomb and practically dunk on John and everyone that grew up with him has been the greatest moment in television history

[@rubymoon9565]

that is the beauty of HBO

[@robertterrell3065]

OMG I was just thinking the same thing when I just watched this video on KZbin. It was fantastic. Safety glasses off MF!! Wow, I loved it!!

[@krakenmetzger]

Bringing in Bill Nye to help with scientific credibility is like bringing in Jerry Sandusky to help with public relations.

[@evl619]

This is what people want from Bill! Netflix are you watching this?

[@hemantsarthak]

In this GLOBAL WARMING sketch .... The funny thing is we brushed of the seriousness of global warming and focused on bill nye ... even when he showed us what is/will happen to earth .... where are this fucked up we gotta stop global warming ... comments ... XD

[@Obliteradon]

"They wanna take away your hamburgers, that's what Stalin dreamed about and never achieved" you can't go more American than that.

[@demetrarossi4212]

how embarassing if I were american I would be ashamed by the fact that my politicians think I'm so dumb I'm gonna be scared by that idiotic sentence

[@KlickPy]

@@demetrarossi4212 I am ashamed and I am from Paraguay

[@Wasserkaktus]

So to be American is to fuck up the whole world and take no responsibility for it, even with their food? For fuck's sake, just make hamburgers with plants, chicken or pork.

[@huckthatdish]

“Eliminating hamburgers is communism. The fewer hamburgers there are, the more communister it is.” - Stalin

[@ItMeRishi]

George My family recently moved to the US. We are extremely privileged to be be here, but I was saying the whole damn time that we wouldn’t be getting any better here. The political climate is fucked, the populous is misinformed, and basic levels of empathy are non-existent

[@Deceptichop]

I would absolutely watch a show where Bill Nye aggressively attacks viewer’s misconceptions about science, all while insulting them in the most profane way possible.

[@MrMojoRisinn]

That show is my dream show

[@patricioansaldi8021]

Yes you would but it wouldn't be very good cause nye is a talking head and mainly sticks to political issues disguised as "science". We trust him cause of his former career but we shouldn't let people brainwash us like that

[@Deceptichop]

You do see what video this right? Of course it’s political. But the point is- people watch him because he’s entertaining, they trust him because his claims are backed by empirical data and science.

[@wydiwy]

@@patricioansaldi8021 Let me guess: You're still pissed about his "Bill Nye Saves The World" episode about gender identity.

[@patricioansaldi8021]

@@wydiwy I don't give a shit, people can be as dumb as hell as they want to be. I am speaking for the people who have their eyes, ears, and minds open to reality and, as such, are not entranced in a hypnotic fantasy that aristocrats, business people, and politicians are exploiting to foster their careers and fatten their wallets.

[@moonleafteaofthemonth]

This is one the best parts of growing up. Seeing someone you loved to watch on TV as a kid and be able to appreciate them as an adult. "Here's some fucking mentos and a bottle of diet coke. Happy now?" - Billy Nye, the Science Guy

[@NobodyC13]

11:25 Hearing Bill Nye drop an F-Bomb is making seven year old me wide-eyed and stunned.

[@longfang98]

lol

[@TheBeelzboss]

It's not remotely the first time

[@sablemae8853]

I guess that's what the end of the world does to the science guy

[@RoninZulu]

That shit was glorious!

[@whattheflyingfuck...]

after almost a lifetime he had the courage to free his speech from hypocrisy

[@TheCrazyCanuck420]

I would totally watch "Saftey Glasses on Motherfucker with Bill Nye"

[@yohei72]

I would if there were a comma after "on."

[@FloFokuz]

i have 5 dollars to start the crowdfunding....

[@paulaprintz6678]

I am so in.

[@Thee_Sinner]

With special guest: Samuel L. Jackson

[@delcox8165]

Absolutely.

[@Doctor4077]

See now I want a “Bill Nye the Pissed off Science Guy” tv show

[@VildhjartaFanGurl]

Fuck yes mate, fuck yes

[@wasabista1613]

Bill Nye the appeal to authority guy-- Steven Crowder

[@PSByte]

Bill Nye the Science Thug

[@riparianlife97701]

Forget dragons. When you can make Bill Nye drop an F bomb for your amusement, you've achieved real power.

[@wasabista1613]

Bill Nye the Bought and Paid For Guy

[@EmperorTortoise]

“Happy now?!” *John bounces up and down like a child* “YES I AM HAPPY!”

[@Underpants678]

He’s fucking adorable. He’s old enough to be my dad but he’s adorable.

[@EmperorTortoise]

Jasmine Duker yes he is, yes he is really adorable.

[@blueflamexl9880]

He’s a national treasure that must be protected at all costs

[@ZT1ST]

John: "Why do you think I invited you to this show's episode?"

[@SuperCraft1999]

@@blueflamexl9880 since he's an Englishman in America I'd say international treasure ;)

[@tealmacfarlane]

Bill Nye dropped an F-bomb. I'm a grown up now.

[@artrainger]

It was a moment for me, as well! Cheers!

[@jltaco85]

"grow the fuck up, you're not children anymore" - bill nye

[@roarkedunn2688]

lol your picture makes this comment even better

[@valkoharja]

That was epic, and appropriate.

[@soidz4569]

I genuinely felt more surprised when he did that than when I heard my own parents swear for the first time. I was shocked.

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

Bill Nye swearing rocked my world, do much shock!

[@andrewtrott7844]

no doubt I am shookith

[@johndanielson3777]

I think we can all agree that we are Bill Nye right now.

[@copperdragon9214]

Ngl, i nearly spittaked.

[@glorious_help]

Jayme Ann “GROW THE F UP, YOU ARE ADULTS” -Bill

[@markcrume]

"Express John Oliver....not a fan...Now you see it..Now you can't un -see it "... Hysterical. Thanks John.

[@flying_free]

I had been waiting years to see Bill Nye be so blunt about issues. So happy I am able to see this. Thank you.

[@FloatingSunfish]

_"Here's some f*cking Mentos"_ is a phrase I never thought I'd hear from the Science Guy himself, but I'm so glad I did.

[@miriam7779]

Good for you..

[@hemantsarthak]

In this GLOBAL WARMING sketch .... The funny thing is we brushed of the seriousness of global warming and focused on bill nye ... even when he showed us what is/will happen to earth .... where are this fucked up we gotta stop global warming ... comments ... XD

[@thomashughes_teh]

@11:29 That will be 0.00234 United States Dollars fine for releasing the CO2 from that Soft drink without consuming it by mouth. If there's one fact you take away from this comment it's that Soda Enemas will NOT be exempt from the carbon release fines because ......wait for it..........Farts!

[@JPMitchell31721]

He's acknowledging the adulthood of the people who grew up with him. It's awesome.

[@jeaniebird999]

I didn't know I could love him more!

[@HairFIip]

HBO needs to give Bill Nye a new show where it's basically like his old science shows, but with excessive swearing.

[@MrPerfecttommy]

Excessive?

[@JameyMcQueen]

"Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit." That's an example of excessive swearing.

[@ElectronLord]

I would watch it.

[@pynklyzurd14]

I'd pay for that.

[@slickgiraffe6650]

Bill Nye the Senile Guy

[@endergeek236]

I know it was a joke, but I'm actually open to an edgier Bill Nye.

[@zach7482]

Bill Nye the 'Sick of this shit' guy.

[@joeypoil9370]

Bill Nye the NOT a scientist guy He's a comedian/actor

[@endergeek236]

@@joeypoil9370 Umm, a bachelor of science in mechanical engineering and work with Boeing (during which he developed a hydraulic resonance suppressor tube for 747s) beg to differ.

[@joeypoil9370]

@@endergeek236 my apologies... He's an actor/comedian with a bachelor's in mechanical engineering. He's not a climatologist He's a mouth piece reading a script

[@endergeek236]

@@joeypoil9370 when did I insinuate otherwise?

[@simplethings3730]

The good old days. Back when all we had to worry about was the extinction of the human species.

[@Joekuh]

#Takemeback!!!!!

[@hi-kt2sg]

oh how naïve this comment has become

[@luminatron]

At least now, we get to worry about the extinction of the human species. Very different.

[@philip8498]

Back when the end if the workd was a matter if 21 years not 21 days...

[@johngage5391]

Ignoring the recommendations of science can get us in many ways. Ask Congress to listen to the experts: cclusa.org/write

[@MiotaLee]

John Oliver. I figured out why I love you: You do not only criticize media, you criticize how we consume it.

[@gomcocramp]

weird reason to love someone

[@eversostrange6337]

Yet he profits from it can you say... hypocritical

[@007kingifrit]

and then he goes right back to being a terrible untrustworthy source of media to consume

[@MiotaLee]

@@eversostrange6337 Are you negating his value by my love or the other way around? [hold for rant] If you don't think John Oliver deserved to be praised for what he does then who are you? He could make a comedy bit about whatever he wanted to, but he chooses this. Weather it is because he genuinely wants to get trough to people or if he just likes to be a troll. whatever. Doesn't matter. The point is that it informs people. knowledge is power. We need to know how the world works and what doesn't work and why. You say that he's profiting and that's hypocritical? Wouldn't you want to profit from your passion? And don't tell me he isn't passionate about his work. He wouldn't have done the shit he's done if he didn't care. or who knows, maybe he has a death wish? He has stepped on so many lion's tails and pulled a fair deal of rugs. You just don't do that "for a laugh". If you think that, maybe the world is more screwed than I thought. If somewhere way up the line, someone is pulling his strings like an evil puppet master concocting this whole show just to give people an illusion of enlightenment, that would fall in line with being hypocritical.

[@grendelum]

Seriously *HBO,* I would watch a half hour of this style of *Bill Nye* every week !!!

[@ithemba]

Yes! DO IT!

[@TheBudmoore420]

He has his own netflix show. its in its 3rd season

[@HUNDmiau]

@@TheBudmoore420 But! Is he gritty in it?

[@mahdiyussuf9804]

haven't seen that gits 2nd gig image since i waz a kid

[@patrickphillips634]

Bill Nye takes over Game of Thrones spot on HBO

[@DavidVT23]

"We've universally agreed that polluting is bad." No, we haven't, and that's kinda the whole problem.

[@philipdudingston6855]

@newswars-dotcom just that companies in Austria, Germany and France recycle glassfibre...

[@philipdudingston6855]

@newswars-dotcom I'm that article there is written "non recycable" so why

[@samaguga]

@@philipdudingston6855 Because it's made up. The website he linked is an alt-right conspiracy website. mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-american-mirror/

[@philipdudingston6855]

@newswars-dotcom The blades are recyclable. The article says "they are not recyclable" wich means the article is not telling the truth, or forgetting to tell important parts of the truth.

[@philipdudingston6855]

@newswars-dotcom they are able to be recycled. The only problem is, due to most of the blades being either out of glass fibre or crp the fields in wich the granular can be used afterwards are not big. The thing in you case I can easy tell you, MONEY. It's expensive to recycle and thus they just try to burry it. The country's Austria, Germany and France I told you in the beginning are doing it cause it is FORBIDDEN to trash glass fibre or crp, cfrp plastics. So they MUSST recycle so it is able to be recycled. So writing "it can not be recycled" is just wrong m8.

[@vladibarraza]

“Our first step is to define the problem and define the scope of the solution, and so we’re here to say that small incremental policy solutions are not enough.” Beautifully said.

[@pygmytyrantking3153]

As a person who grew up with Bill Nye the Science Guy, thank you, thank you very much

[@yuniq9gaming930]

And he's still just an actor :)

[@gringochucha]

Bill Nye, the Science Guy!

[@CartFPV]

@Curtis Liner youre a fucking clown

[@stuffmorestuff6647]

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[@johnathanmartin1504]

@Curtis Liner You are advocating things that will kill you and your descendants, you stupid piece of shit.

[@IvoTrausch]

"Safety Glasses Off Motherfuckers!" I think I have a new catchphrase

[@someguy5166]

Wanted to see how far I had to scroll for this. Not far

[@In-The-Zone]

Bill Nye the savage guy

[@oneearedrabbitproductions4364]

Agreed.

[@michaedove3562]

That was great...

[@dfiala9890]

(No one tell OSHA)

[@NWS189]

"Safety Glasses Off, MotherF*ckers" ~Bill

[@pierrecurie]

But there was still a raging fire...

[@kyoxilbuzz]

Need to make T-shirts of this...

[@ECisvotersuppression]

Bill isn't a real scientist you know

[@DeosPraetorian]

@@ECisvotersuppression and?

[@ECisvotersuppression]

@@DeosPraetorian lol why are you mad at me ? It's true though😁

[@shinyagami8843]

Year and a half later California is on fire, San Francisco has a nice orange glow, fire tornadoes 🌪 are a nice spectacle to watch, temperature’s as high as 130 in Death Valley and Republicans are still denying climate change is a thing... Good times 👍

[@willp4623]

It's literally the embodiment of the "This is fine" meme

[@shinyagami8843]

@@willp4623 Trump is Dyatlov 😂 “3.6 Roentgen, not great not terrible!” 😂

[@Alex-gl8li]

At least it's 130°F and not 130°C.

[@shinyagami8843]

@Big Chief Drink a Brew, from Yankton! So you made your account 2 weeks ago just to make this “enlightened” comment? I didn’t talk about any plans but rather than sitting on his fat a$$ and doing nothing or rather, rolling back on 100 environmental policies and making things worse, what did your glorious leader Trump do to show he was thinking ahead on addressing the issue? Hmmm 🤔

[@shinyagami8843]

@Big Chief Drink a Brew, from Yankton! Seeing your responses it’s obvious you don’t know what science even is Your profound ignorance is surpassed only by your nonsensical arguments “Jus Chris” what is this? Some secret code for Trump’s supporters only? 😂

[@danyka2888]

The Canadian Carbon Tax gave me a 154$ refund on my tax return. FIRE.

[@tokiobabe99]

Is there a credit for taking transit again? I got only $38 but if I can save on my transit again I might get more lololol. (Then again, it's not hard to save more than $38 lololol)

[@danyka2888]

@@tokiobabe99 Yeah that's my bad. I fixed my comment. Maybe it was wishful thinking on my behalf? :P

[@theghostmachine]

You guys got paid? :)

[@cinderheart2720]

Oh shit that's why my return was so much higher this year! I don't have a car.

[@rowanatkinson3594]

*gives a thousand-yard stare in Albertan leftist*

[@ryankibby2474]

The Isabella skit at 6:10 killed me. Give that writer a raise that was solid gold!

[@wolfrayne8355]

Something tells me that John edited that bit in. 😄 I kept thinking "how long did he rehearse it? He didn't even take a breath! "

[@funnilyenough8733]

As a comedy writer, I am offended. Watch more comedy, good sir ✌🏼️

[@davidbjacobs3598]

Skit? You think is a joke??

[@freeman7079]

You must not watch much comedy. That was stupid as hell.

[@funnilyenough8733]

Willem DaFuckedUp Jesus, that escalated: "you don't like this joke? you're a nazi!" Let's all calm down. We don't need to like all the jokes written by autistic failed nyc stand ups. I write for HBO, so I'm not judging

[@TaradaPryoNINJA]

Safety Glasses off Motherfuckers is going to be my new text-tone

[@matthewhorizon6050]

A solid t-shirt too.

[@Gurgenshlurgen2024]

Me too

[@r.e.l.pestanas]

By far one the funniest episodes! 15:15 Everyone's talking about Bill Nye's appearance, but I laugh every time at the Express John Oliver joke followed by the build up of laughter and then John's improv follow up 🤣

[@mar_sze]

So good, I immediately rewatched that part several times.

[@spitfire792]

Cows belch methane. Methane is flammable. Cows are dragons?

[@philiphockenbury6563]

I guess so.

[@SuddenReal]

I don't know how I feel about Game of Thrones anymore...

[@joshgibson9732]

That's the most sensible transitive hypothetical syllogism I've seen in a minute.

[@Darasilverdragon]

No - they're the middlemen. Middlebovines? Whatever. Why do you think we're always flying off with them though

[@chunyinanimation]

Only if cows clenching their teeths would cause a spark, we would see a live dragon

[@blacklanner5795]

"Safety glasses off mother f#ckers." This is how every college lab assistant is ending their day for at least a month.

[@dr.floridamanphd]

I work in a foundry. I’ll be using that line every time I leave the plant floor.

[@callmeswivelhips8229]

OMG NOW I NEED TO BE THERE!!!

[@callmeswivelhips8229]

#Dontskipclassthisweek

[@el_guapo1318]

If Bill Nye were to start a new show on HBO, that would have to be the name.

[@cgnefarious5785]

Damn. The one time I actually regret that we don't wear safety glasses in our lab.

[@jimitaco1303]

Do more episodes on ecological issues. Yes, it is depressing but I think we're well past the point of comfortably ignoring this issue.

[@basstfestivalvlogs7684]

The carbon tax is insane it might be necassary but it's an extreme measure there trying to raise the price of dirty energy to make clean energy seam less expensive I get it but it's a big move . Also another big move work camps so like everyone work a everyone eats it'll raise national GDP 5% (which is huge) but it may seam consentration campy

[@svampebob007]

yeah I live in a city/country where they have those "annoying" recycling schemes I've been really "lazy" not giving a fuck about it because it requires having 6 different bins... One thing that really pissed me off was seeing one of my companies product marked "we love earth so we use less plastic" or some bullshit like that, having the product wrapped in "paper".... it turns out the "paper" packaging had a micro plastic film on it to make it glossy. Sure you can easily sort it as paper, and maybe just need a little bit of heat to melt off the plastic or just "ignore" the plastic. But some where in china there's a facility that is producing that micro film, and I'm sure tons of micro plastic leaks on the way here and another couple of tones leaks out into the environment by "ignorant" people like me, who can't really be bothered, yet claim to care.... I lost it, I can't even explain how thin the plastic was, but there and then I almost had a flashback to "the turtles are chocking on plastic" If I can't be bothered to fucking use my 3-5 million years of cognitive and critical thinking evolution to sort at least plastics, paper, food, and e-waste then I should just fuck off to venus. I'm mad at my self for acting like that, and allowing companies to pull those kind of tricks because they know we don't really care, we want cheap stuff. If hey cared they would have just used paper, if I cared I would have taken recycling seriously a decade a go. We are seriously fucking ourself up for the future... that's no big deal we deserve it... but all the other life on this planet don't have a clue what's going on, they might feel or notice some small change in the climate if they are smart enough, but they literally lack the metal capacity to understand that WE are cause of all this , no other animals is to blame for this, not the cows, chickens or pigs, no we are. And YES we should be going after that hamburger, how about we start using our brain (actually just money) and grow artificial meat. it's just psychological that we think "eeew" or "nah man that's just too weird"..... Sorry I'm mad just thinking about it.

[@burtelli]

What part of a carbon tax is insane? It merely adjusts the price of products so they include the actual cost to all of us.

[@gingergamergirl98]

Jimi Taco We need more people like you in this world People that see when there’s a problem, and feel the need to do something about it; not just want to ignore it because it’ll require some amount of effort

[@patricioansaldi8021]

@@burtelli carbon doesn't cost that much though, it acidfies the ocean more than heats up the atmosphere. Carbon is not the problem, the auxillary pollution is much more dangerous in the short term than carbon is in the long term.

[@jaxayesa5478]

As someone who's still in high school and still sees Bill Nye the Science Guy videos on occasion... This is hilarious. I don't think I can ever watch another Bill Nye the Science Guy video ever again without thinking about this one. Not that that's a bad thing, this is beautiful.😂

[@akmal94ibrahim]

I'm down for this new Bill Nye. Desperate time calls for desperate measure.

[@eversostrange6337]

He's got no actual scientific credentials. Please do some research on him.

[@bihjanharvey763]

Bill Nye's new heel turn is really something else. Maybe, we could see a tag-team with Neil deGrasse Tyson in the foreseeable future.

[@willtheprodigy3819]

He’s not a scientist. He has a bachelors in mechanical engineering

[@TheDreadedBeauty]

First of all, earning a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering isn't exactly EASY. Nye IS an intelligent person. Secondly: if someone is professionally educated in one thing, this does not mean they can never understand anything else. So don't ignore Nye because he's a mechanical engineer taking about the environment. What he's saying is correct. If you can't bring yourself to trust him, then look up the information he's trying to show you. It's real.

[@StrykerX94]

@@eversostrange6337 Bill has a degree in engineering which means he can UNDERSTAND scientific papers. He has colleagues that do the research while he, being a famous person, is the most qualified to convey that information to the public.

[@calladeem240]

TL;DR The majority of methane cows produce is from belching, not farting

[@bihjanharvey763]

TL;DW*

[@harsesishoktar9386]

It's just as silly a "problem".

[@Nerobyrne]

tldr: The planet is on fire and it's all Bill's fault! KILL BILL!

[@thomastuohy829]

so?

[@exceedinglycurioable]

That's why we need to feed the cows seaweed

[@HMFan2010]

When Bill Nye starts swearing, you KNOW things have gotten bad.

[@johnanna6047]

nothing brings down the authenticity of you argument than swearing

[@HMFan2010]

​@@@johnanna6047: unless of course the argument is actually about swearing .

[@stablegenius2389]

Right. Things have gotten bad for the left. I'm sure that's what you meant

[@HMFan2010]

​@@@stablegenius2389: Actually, things have gotten bad for EVERYBODY, no matter what side of the argument you're on. Are of our politicians are more worried about their "image" and "who's winning" that no one is running the country or seems to have a clear idea of what direction we're going.

[@stablegenius2389]

@@HMFan2010 no actually. The economy is doing great. I'd like you to compare any statistic from the Obama administration to today right now. And you say politicians only care about who is winning... You only say that if you're on the left. The left is tearing itself apart trying to see who can go against Trump in 2020. The right isn't. The right is 100% sitting president 2020. But you said everyone is worse off... Prove it. It's verifiably false.

[@Magnavox-1972]

John Oliver recklessly tossing various objects like that hose basket from his desk gets me every time 😂

[@StewChicken42]

When John said "NOW you see it"... he was right.

[@zizinnnn]

I saw it as he was saying it, it was so funny. the only difference is the color of the shirt and that man's (ridiculous) facial hair

[@JesseLeeHumphry]

That was my favorite part. The past couple of episodes have felt a bit more tonally comfortable for him, and shit like that just made it better. That was a really well developed joke.

[@FrankHarrison12]

His timing was too good in fact that I laughed for a solid minute.

[@artepjan]

"Express John Oliver ... and now you cannot unsee that" :D :D

[@pet3590]

AOC for President 2028

[@ronswanson1410]

@@pet3590 Fuck that. She is nothing more than a puppet for Justice Democrats...If you are on the left you are ten times better off going the Yang or Bern route

[@rsand2009]

omg i died xD

[@sankalptripathy3520]

"Safety glasses off, Motherfuckers!" - Bill 2K19

[@jakeryan9469]

I can't wait to find a chance to work that line into a conversation.

[@blackninjah8641]

Bill Nye 2020!!

[@Bodyknock]

I want to live in a world where someday long from now Bill puts that on his tombstone. 😎

[@ThereIsNoLord]

I love Bill Nye saying "fuck".

[@howboutufrickoff9656]

“When something costs more people buy less” *laughs in apple*

[@zoyadulzura7490]

Fortunately, carbon emissions are harder to build a brand around that people will shell out money for no matter the cost. Though I wouldn't be surprised if coal companies are working on that very task.

[@chovue2363]

I appreciate that bill nye acknowleges how i, personally, have grown and is using adult language to continue teaching me about the world. Thanks bill!

[@ghost-rk5vx]

bobwatters wtf are you talking about? He got a degree in mechanical engineering and that is a science

[@ivank7492]

I am an atheistic woman and pro-life. My position is based on 5 facts. 1. It's alive 2. It's human (and not a part of woman's body) 3. The parents are the only ones responsible for the creation of a child (excluding rape because first we have to talk about the restrictions on abortions on demand and then move to discuss the marginal cases (and child would be still innocent)) child bares no responsibility for being inside the mother, so parents have no right to kill it 4. Even if the child was illegally parasiting on the mother, killing of a living human being is a usage of unnecessary force and our basic laws prohibit unlawful killing of innocent or killing altogether, it's uncostitutional and in conflict with basic human rights 5. And if you're still not sure it is murder, that's actually an argument against abortion, because you should be 100% sure you won't. murder anyone 1. I consider it alive. Living people have rights, dead ones don't. And there are many scientific proofs that life really begins at conception: www.princeton.edu/~prolife/articles/embryoquotes2.html www.google.com/amp/s/www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/549308 (note that the Atlantic is a left-leaning magazine) www.washingtonexaminer.com/science-tells-us-when-life-begins-why-isnt-it-taught-in-the-classroom www.lc.org/newsroom/details/021519-life-begins-at-conception-1 www.theculturewatch.com/dna-proof-that-life-begins-at-conception www.justthefacts.org/get-the-facts/when-life-begins www.thepublicdiscourse.com/2015/08/15520 thefederalist.com/2017/10/13/life-begins-at-conception-says-department-hhs abort73.com/abortion/medical_testimony www.heartbeatservices.org/can-ru-486-be-reversed/item/848-41-quotes-from-medical-textbooks evolutionnews.org/2015/08/science_deniers lozierinstitute.org/a-scientific-view-of-when-life-begins/6 2. I consider it human (And not a parasite. Humans are from the biological point of view no parasites and if you mean that they are parasites because they can't survive on their own (they can after the 2nd trimester), the same can be said about braindead disabled or injured people.) Fetuses have their own human DNA and organs. They match the definition of human body ( abort73.com/abortion/mothers_body/ ). They breathe and take in food through the umbilical cord, move and grow. The only think they can't do yet is to reproduce. And you don't have to be able to reproduce in order to live, because all the prepubescent children, elderly and infertile people are alive as well. You can see that it is alive and not our body. Pregnant women don't have two DNA codes or two brains and if she's expecting a boy, she isn't suddenly a transgender with XX as well as XY chromosomes (Bodily autonomy argument debunked: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJS9Z3yFn7OVn5I ). What determines when it's human? Heartbeat? What about the people living with an artificial heart and a pacemaker? Brain function? Fetuses have a slightly different brain function because they dont use all of their senses yet and dont move much. Its like a sleeping person. And newborns have lesser brain function than us as well. Having a brain? Brain begins to develop at mere 16 days after conception (1st paragraph in the text titled First trimester: www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/fetal-development/fetal-brain-nervous-system/ ). It's hard to say what's a developed brain. Most doctors consider it to be patially developed the 5th week after conception ( www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/pregnancy-week-by-week/in-depth/prenatal-care/art-20045302 ). Brain is actually fully developed in 20 or 30 years after birth ( mentalhealthdaily.com/2015/02/18/at-what-age-is-the-brain-fully-developed/ ). If you don't agree, I think that it should be considered at least parcially developed when baby moves its limbs at the age of 8 weeks ( 3rd paragraph in the text titled First trimester: www.whattoexpect.com/pregnancy/fetal-development/fetal-brain-nervous-system/ ). If you say that before 6 weeks it's not human because it has not fully developed arms is a bad argument because there are people without arms. Without legs, even without hearths who live with a artificial hearths. Human is a living integrated cluster of cells filled with human DNA. Nothing more. And every of those clusters of cells is worth equal protection. Does every human have to have fully developed organs and body parts as adults do? Shouldn't we then kill children because they have no permanent teeth? Thus, they are not fully human? Just as the universe began with the Big bang that arose from almost nothing, human life arises from almost nothing - only one egg and one sperm. Every single one species on this planet came into being as a single cell who in most cases didn't resemble the final mature individual. It lasts from days to months and years to grow up and fully develop. Humans need approxinately 20 years to fully mature. They go through various development stages as fertilisation, embryonic development, fetal development, neonatal phase, infancy, toddler phase, early childhood, preadolescence and puberty until they finally reach adulthood. I'm not making this up. Development of the human organism both prenatal and postatal is on Wikipedia ( en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Development_of_the_human_body ). You can clearly see that every scientific article regards embryos and fetuses as humans who just aren't fully mature yet - just like children. 3. The partners are the only ones responsible for the creation of a child and the child bares no responsibility for being inside the mother The parents willingly participated in an activity which direct and very probable consequence is conception of a child. Therefore they should at least let it survive and give birth to it. It is similar to first aid. Why do you have to help someone in need (And the difference between this and abortions is that you don't have directly help the fetus. Fetuses will live inside you as long as you don't kill them and killing someone is considered worse than just letting someone die and therefore the sentence is much lower.) Pregnancy is a natural consequence of sex and everyone knows it. You can drive a car if you want, but take the responsibility for running over someone. You can't have sex if it results in hurting someone or in violating their rights. That's why we punish people for rape. Pedophiles can't have sex with children just because they're horny. Hence, you can't have sex and then kill the fetus. Abortion in a nonmaginal case is something like this: There is one person on life support and there's a nurse that is taking care of that person. The person is sure to wake up in 9 months. All the nurse has to do is to check the life support in order to keep it working. And she is the person that deliberately put this person to coma so she is responsible for the person's life. But she doesn't want to check it, so she unplugs the life support. Or more precisely, it's like when the doctor comes in and slits the throat of the person in coma. Do you think that if (someone else in case of rape and basically you and your partner in case of consentual sex) stuck a head in your window and they can't pull it out until 9 months, should you be allowed to legally chop off their head in order to have a view out of a window again? 4. Even if the child was illegally parasiting on the mother, killing it is an unneccessary force and our basic laws prohibit unlawful killing of inocent or killing altogether, it's uncostitutional and in conflict with basic human rights You mustn't kill any innocent human being. Our basic fundamental laws prohibit that. The UN Universal declaration of human rights does in its 3rd article ( www.un.org/en/universal-declaration-human-rights/ ) and the US constitution in the section 1 of the 14th amendment (www.ourdocuments.gov/doc.php?flash=false&doc=43&page=transcript). The United nations grant it universally with no exception and condemn the capital punishment ( news.un.org/en/story/2017/10/568172-death-penalty-has-no-place-21st-century-un-chief-guterres ). The 14th amendment states that "state shall not deprive any person of life without due process of law." There are no babies being put on trial. And even if they were, they couldn't commit a crime in a uterus. 5. And if you're still not sure it is murder, that's actually an argument against abortion, because you should be 100% sure you won't murder anyone. You shouldn't risk ending a human life at all. If we are to abort fetuses, we should be 100% sure that they are not human, not just 50% or less. Would you demolish a building if there is 50% chance that someone's inside, so you'd maybe kill some innocent people? I totally support contraception and getting dead fetuses out of mothers, even if we cut their limbs and head off, but totally disapprove abortion of a living fetus. Do you agree?

[@Archgeek0]

@@ghost-rk5vx Yup, engineering totally counts. That's why anyone with a bachelor's or master's in mechanical engineering has a BS or MS in ME. (Bachelor's | Master's) of Science in Mechanical Engineering. Note the science.

[@ghost-rk5vx]

He doesnt need to have a degree in global warming to talk about it, and having a bachelor in engineering definitely makes you a scientist. Its not up to you to determine that, its literally facts. Also, it doesn’t take a scientist to read scientific reports and conclusions, or to retell what every other scientist is saying

[@MuellerX]

@bobwatters wow another brain dead climate change denying moron who thinks that he has any right to redefine the definition of a scientist. Scientists arent only people publishing in papers. He is no basic researcher he is an engineer. U dont need hundreds of papers to be considered a scientist. He has patented stuff which can only be done if u bring a new level of knowledge into the the field. He has written books about science, which is in its own kind of way a publication similar to a scientific review, just for a broader audience. And as the science guy, he always used to be teaching, which is also an integral part of a scientists.

[@Trolligarch]

Bill Nye dropping the F-bomb is a gift from the Gods

[@DiegoHerrera579]

Exactly!!!🤣

[@jeremycharlesworth8415]

and to think he used to star on a kids show

[@bamajc777]

You like F-bombs?🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHOTknmGjddnpJY

[@clydetiburcio8085]

Yes just yes

[@bouhhgz1969]

It soo was!

[@MiguelHernandez-uj5of]

Getting Bill Nye to say the F-Word for this, Priceless!!!

[@ArseneArteta_]

Miguel Hernandez you miss the entire point of the video

[@Kyle_Schaff]

*NickWestVids7* Nah. That part was priceless, everything else is gonna cost a lot to get us to stop destroying our planet lol

[@LeeGinSing]

Was that the first time he's ever publicly swore? I can't recall another time he's actually swore before....

[@bigh012345]

Jon Oliver ruined my childhood.

[@MiguelHernandez-uj5of]

@@ArseneArteta_ no I didn't, do some more reading in the comment section and you will see I had more to say

[@jacobwalters7280]

Whenever I'm down, I watch John Oliver to brighten my mood and learn something new about the world

[@sushi_glory_hole]

Facts I remember from this episode: 1. Cows don’t fart, they belch.

[@mtjeeves1234]

That's not a fact. Cows do fart. You've obviously never been on a farm.

[@jasonkelley9072]

Let’s go ahead and tax emissions so people will stop putting them out. And then we’ll give them the money back so they have no reason to quit putting out emissions- Jon Oliver

[@sushi_glory_hole]

Korri Galbraith that was a joke. You’ve obviously never watched the whole video.

[@jasonkelley9072]

Jason M. No it wasn’t you obviously didn’t look into it months ago when she put it on her website

[@jasonkelley9072]

Jason M. And now that it’s months past people like Jon Oliver can lie and pretend “it was a mistake”

[@koru9780]

I am Canadian. The carbon tax is worth fighting for and yes, we having been getting rebates.

[@jamesmiller2521]

Yeah, fuck this John Oliver MP from Alberta

[@koru9780]

@PLUSHMONKEY1 I am afraid you are wrong dear. Just google it.

[@neuralmute]

@jakeb seguin Same here. I got it too. Fuck this American propaganda.

[@ertulcanklc8811]

As told by Mr. Oliver, this rebates resembles wealth redistribution, but hey what do i know aboot Canada?

[@CaptArgo24]

The carbon tax is good

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

Why don't we just call it a carbon tariff? The current administration in the US loves those...

[@krash2002]

Now that's a good idea. Then in the bill. Just use the word "winning" every other sentenance.

[@josealvarez8885]

scottthewaterwarrior simple yet genius

[@sbuck3074]

because it's not a tariff

[@cageybee7221]

because a tariff is a tax on things that cross the border, a tax is a tax in general.

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

but they only want them on imports not their own exports... and you know how Mexico will react when they are supposed to pay for their carbon illegally crossing over the border into the US...

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

I love how Oliver's videos are funny, yet educate me at the same time. I for example never knew cows couldn't fart.

[@naotamf1588]

the deal is actually: cows fart just as much as we do (or someone in that weightclass at least) but they "burb" far more methane while theier food travels from stomach to stomach (5 times), untill the tough cellulose is finally conditioned for proper digestion...

[@1Learn2Swim3]

John Oliver's show - and the investigative journalism they do on their topics along with a comedic delivery, Is just absolute gold

[@thomasbuchter221]

Learn 2 Swim you are an asshole.look it up for yourself how many nuclear bombs have been detonated on earth.anyone who thinks this climate agenda is true and not a power grab to control the people you should never polute again.stop eating breathing dont poop.never drive a car.dont buy anything manufactured.stop poluting period.now.or leave or go fuck yourself litterally.

[@kayomholt-montague7661]

That's why he consistently wins the Emmy award over all other late-night TV pundits/hosts.

[@loganfuruta9427]

Thomas Buchter ok cool how was Sean Hannity last night? How’s Glenn Beck doing these day?

[@ZoomStranger]

@@thomasbuchter221 How much hate do I get for "potato" ?

[@bmxt939]

As always 20 minutes went like 2. Thank you John and thanks to all your team. Great episode.

[@boxertest]

Memories of Isabella coming to HBO Fall 2019

[@russellzauner]

MAYBE THEY WONT KILL EVERYONE AND FINALLY BE THE ONE TRUE FRANCHISE

[@theoneeyedfool]

FWIW, I am *absolutely* down with Bill Nye doing a science show that ends with him roasting us more than he roasted that globe. I'm here for it.

[@wsdamico]

Please keep doing these videos on environmental issues. This planet is in dire straights and we need to get the word out as many ways as possible.

[@timothyhunt4791]

Someone needs to tell China India and the rest of south east Asia.

[@skylerricketts7392]

I'm spreading this list, because I feel the same: List of EIGHT things you could do right now to change CO2 problem. That you’ve probably never heard of before. Join Charity Miles: An app like pokemon go that tracks you while you go outside and for each mile, you are able to donate to a charity. Including some that plant a tree for each donation. BONUS save on gas and lower your CO2 by walking or biking to places instead of driving to them. Switch to Ecosia: Plant a tree for searching the web. The web browser had just as much information on it as Google, but for every 45 searches and 10 advertisements you see online, a tree is planted. It’s the easiest switch to start helping the planet. Play Tree Planet: An app that plants trees for every download and wins points by playing fun games to go toward planting more! HTC Power: Download the HTC Power To Give and connect your Android smartphone when you go to bed. Your HTC smartphone’s processing power will fuel a research-based grid aimed at solving the world’s biggest questions. Contribute to human needs in the fields of medicine, science and environmental causes with HTC Power To Give. Rocketbook: A reusable notebook! The fewer trees we cut down for paper the better, and this notebook can be reused hundreds of times for school, work or writing notes. Once a page is full, take a picture and a digital copy of your work will be made, so you never lose your work and can study or see your notes on the go. AND when its full, pop it in the microwave and watch as everything disappears! Use again and again and never worry about buying another notebook again! Houseplants: Clearing CO2 with trees is a good start, but clearing CO2 with houseplants can also help reduce a lot of CO2 produced. Researchers say that Japanese royal ferns, spider plants, Boston ferns, purple waffle plants, English ivy, areca palms, golden pothos, aloe vera, air plants, snake plants, and peace lilies are the best CO2 suckers to have around your house, or just outside it. By having just one of these plants, you suck 2 gallons out of the air CO2 a week! If you pair this with automatic irigation, then save old water bottles and soda bottles from the Landfills and use them to water your CO2 sucking buddies! www.amazon.com/ofnmy-Watering-Automatic-Irrigation-Vacation/dp/B07FDYSGN8/ref=sr_1_13?keywords=Water+bottle+plant+water&qid=1551291801&s=gateway&sr=8-13 Donate: Donate to schools with low budgets to help reduce paper and plastic from the environment. How? Donors choose. Donors Choose is a go fund me for teachers and schools, and there are ALWAYS teachers who want to switch the paper, pens, pencils, markers and dry erase for some eco-friendlier LCD or Boogie Board tablets. The tablets sound expensive, but only cost around $14. One LCD or Boogie board has the plastic of 8 expo markers, which sounds like a lot, until you read the average child uses up 13 expo markers, 40 pencils, 36 pens and 56 markers a year, and of course, 146 sheets of paper or more. The Boogie boards last 5 years per battery, and each battery can be recycled. They have a life of 15-20 YEARS. Imagine the plastic and paper saved from just this switch. And most of the children in the classrooms you donate these to, are low-income families that can't afford things like pencils and paper, which means they can rest easy knowing their child can get a good education even if they can't afford basic needs. It's a win-win for everyone. Donate to one such classroom here: www.donorschoose.org/project/making-modifications-happen/3913184/ Or go here and look through a selection of Boogie boards needs! www.donorschoose.org/donors/search.html?keywords=Boogie%20Boards Help turn pollution into fuel: Clean the oceans. Clean the air. Help the environment. Back this kick starter before *MAY 30* and help raise funds to create a factory that will collect plastics from landfills, the oceans, rivers, and recycling centers and turn them into fuel that works on all cars. This fuel uses 50% fewer carbon emissions and uses plastics that were killing sea life and sitting in landfills to make it. Get rid of plastic and produce a new fuel that produces less CO2! Donate now to help this crucial project before its too late! www.indiegogo.com/projects/ecoplant-cut-ocean-plastic-fight-climate-change#/

[@sirdeadlock]

You all know what to do when anybody says the secret word, right? Scream real loud! Today's secret word is..... EMISSIONS! Let's try it out. Hey, Clocky, would you like a drink? "Sure, Pee-Wee, thanks! :slur slurp slurp. BURP!:" Clocky, excuse you! "Nothing to worry about. Just some emissions." AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Hey, Konky? "Y-y-yes p-p-pee-eee-wee?" Have you always been battery powered? "N-No, P-pee-wee. I used to be ga-ga-gas powered." Why did you switch? "I-I-It was cheaper than replacing-cing my generator-tor after I failed my emissions ch-ch-check." AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[@Sciencespipo]

@@timothyhunt4791 oh please. Stop with all the fucking AC everywhere in the US and start walking a bit Americans and right there you've reduced the amount of pollution by a third already. Do something instead of pointing fingers at somebody else. FFS. You're the most polluting country in the world.

[@williamgardner545]

@@timothyhunt4791 China and India are already taking steps, it's the US the world's toddler that's sitting in the corner throwing a fit.

[@alexcentury2166]

Bill Nye dropping the F bomb. Just when I thought I’d seen it all.

[@turtlemun]

Right? I could hardly believe it when I heard it

[@brayan3288]

Yeah I just never could've believe it, but I guess they're other moments when he does say it right?

[@buzzbros2002]

Really, with all the climate change denial that's been happening I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner to be honest.

[@nickward230]

This isn't the first time, he dropped it as well on Inside Amy Schumer.

[@gmanfemal696]

my childhood has been changed forever

[@dustymax56]

Don't let angry Bill Nye distract you from the fact that Cows Belch not Fart

[@zippomage]

specifically, they belch fart-gases. That's nasty.

[@pet3590]

burp

[@Kapoloma]

Don't Ask Productions 😂😂

[@brittanys1203]

Lol I'm gonna say "belch" everytime Gorka talks because that is the only thing that matches his spewing of BS besides diarrhea

[@michaelspiekermann]

Thank you for standing up in this pleasurable way for a generation who is facing a high risk of a catastrophic future with many people not even being aware of it! Great job! :)

[@donuts1025]

*_Enjoyable, light-hearted demonstrations_*

[@chanachon56]

Well in all due honesy, the demonstrations were enjoyable and contained a lot of light.

[@juliasienkiewicz3970]

Never in my life did I ever think I would hear Bill Nye the science guy dispense profanity but I have been blessed today

[@Siathuan]

No, you have been cursed out - and about damn time!

[@eversostrange6337]

He isn't a scientist he is a mechanical engineer that worked for Boeing before he got on TV

[@aurtisanminer2827]

Bill Nye’s part was perfect in so many ways.

[@johnanna6047]

he is just an attentoin seeking pseudo scientist

[@stablegenius2389]

He's a good actor. Wish he had a scientific background or a backbone

[@aurtisanminer2827]

John Anna hence the reason he only teaches children.

[@aspergillusoryzae3722]

Stable Genius So you're saying that physics and engineering aren't sciences? Dang, that's a pretty outrageous statement right there

[@aspergillusoryzae3722]

Aurtisan Miner I hope you're not assuming teachers to be dumb just because they teach children.

[@jphandle851]

When John eventually dies I hope the person handling his affairs watches this video and he's buried with a hose basket

[@ajwelsh3191]

I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren what it was like before we lived under the dome.

[@reggiepollock4669]

Can't wait to tell my grandchildren what life was like before we were all dead

[@ajwelsh3191]

Belial ...what?

[@ajwelsh3191]

Lucy and the Notions Well at least I’m optimistic.

[@rg5720]

@ global warming doesn't have a side.

[@prernag]

@ lefties.. wow

[@faragar1791]

I sympathize with Bill Nye. I get personally annoyed with people who don't understand elementary school level science. Imagine making a whole video series to teach kids about science, and yet there are now flat earthers, anti-vaxxers, and global warming denialists crawling out of the wood-work everywhere.

[@travisfrazier3407]

There's always been those people, the thing though is that the generation that grew up with him on TV are more likely to believe scientists. Its really the old baby boomers that fight scientists constantly.

[@alexcameron2880]

Bill Nye isn't a scientist. He's an engineer. Big difference.

[@alalalala57]

@@alexcameron2880 An engineer can be a scientist. Small difference really.

[@faragar1791]

@@alexcameron2880 Did I say Bill Nye was a scientist? No. He was an educator. You don't need to make a scientific theory in order to teach people about the basics of science. Furthermore, you need to study a lot of science in order to become an engineer, dumb-ass.

[@dbojangles1597]

I don't know. It's hard for me to do anything but cringe whenever I see Bill Nye thanks to stuff like this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKWtd5WVhZedapo

[@Diarmuhnd]

"Define the problem..." Answer : Human greed

[@Castdeath]

Better answer: Corporate greed

[@Diarmuhnd]

@Zx 1oo that " scientologist " ? pfft

[@lemaygaming6952]

@Zx 1oo Are his ideas backed by scientific proof?

[@davidfu4742]

triggered much lmao?

[@Weebusaurus]

In a single word, capitalism

[@fine-biscuit2715]

“I think we have broken Bill Nye” had me busting out laughing lol 😂 😂

[@Irondrone4]

"Should we save the planet?" "Well, first we need to let corporations ruin it so they can make more money. Then we'll think about it."

[@KGDHMF]

**Establish communism** Right ? I'm sure North Korea and China deeply care about global warming.

[@martijn3151]

ridow300 Who said anything about communism? Common sense on the other hand...

[@josealbertoriveradonan2761]

@@KGDHMF You're right, just fuck the planet, fuck the air, fuck the water, fuck the oceans, fuck all the species, let's just not do a shit about it and let everything die at its finest.

[@Thunder-Sky]

So Capitalism is failing. And Communism is also failing. Maybe we should take a different approach? To both of them. Maybe something in the middle. I hear the Nordic countries have a system that isn't completely fucked.

[@TheHateCorp]

@@Thunder-Sky Sweden *had* a decent system, but our politicians have been selling out everything we used to own collectively since the early nineties, often to friends, relatives or companies they are later employed by. Privatized healthcare, schools and transportation, leeching on tax money but sending every cent earned as profit to some international tax haven. Norway only survives as an economy with the oil fund. Finland has some issues with corruption, more or less the same as Sweden. I'd go for the Danish version, if I got to pick and choose. They're still relatively sane down there.

[@felixhauser9948]

I want this version of Bill Nye debate flat earthers...

[@hugh2hoob668]

ill take a flat earther over those that take american news seriously

[@deathbydonuts6903]

@@hugh2hoob668 lol. Yeah I hear ya

[@hugh2hoob668]

@@deathbydonuts6903 flat earthers are at least formulating their own opinion a dumb one sure but they know not to trust everything theyre fed

[@DonSyndrome]

Samuel L Jackson crossed with BIll Nye.

[@DonSyndrome]

@@hugh2hoob668 An non-flat-earthers are doing a poorer job of forming their own opinions? You need to watch multiple news sources and do your own research to form a more complete valid view of the world.

[@young9534]

Bill Nye calling us motherfuckers was amazing

[@hellfrost333]

Hysterical. (He's an idiot)

[@j0hn00arthur]

its unfunny and forced, the guy is an idiot

[@5t3v3n12343211]

jon it’s only funny since he went so out of character to who he actually is, especially by swearing

[@j0hn00arthur]

@@5t3v3n12343211 I know thats my point.. le kids science man said f word!!

[@bigfan1041]

''nothing's free you idiots'' Free healthcare Free College Didn't know Bill Nye was conservative.

[@adityajain8535]

When you care about hamburger more than your planet

[@brad9343]

I honestly could live without hamburgers. You know, go on to the vegi-burgers

[@strawberryskittle]

@@brad9343 beyond burgers 💜

[@Scie]

Dynamite24 they are way better than they have any right to be

[@Bob_the_plant]

Mmmm hamburger

[@strawberryskittle]

@Julie W. wait... What? Carbon dioxide feeds trees. It's methane that's hurting the environment

[@RabiesVariant01]

When you understand that saving the environment is a "political issue", you should recognize humanity won't last much longer.

[@jevers2010]

Saving the environment isn't the political issue. Stealing your money is the political issue - one side says we're doing it to save the planet and the other side doesn't agree that any amount of money/human contribution can save it. Apparently now science is a settled thing and not worth debate or challenge - if you challenge it, you're trying to murder people. There's the politics for you...

[@KingRabid]

@@jevers2010 you literally just proved his point, which im 100% sure you read incorrectly. saving the environment is the issue and the main point of concern, and you fucks are focused on the politics or on making it the focus. its not even a "who gives a shit about the politics" but a "stop fucking putting all the focus on the politics, our motherfucking planet is dying"

[@dangeiger6859]

@@jevers2010 trying to argue your personal interpretation of reality as a nonexpert against scientific facts put forth by experts is not debating

[@JevPrivate]

@@jevers2010 The money is a fictional material we use. The people are the ones that are alive. After you city is under water your money as one person doesnt help you in that situation.

[@jevers2010]

There's nothing wrong with my eyes I can assure you Rabid - They made saving the planet the issue and convinced you (because you won't look at the science) that you can do something about it if you give them enough money to continue research and develop technology. At least we're beyond the point of discussing whether or not the climate is changing and now just on the politics side of it - whether or not dumping public money (forcibly taken from free people) at a problem we can only minimally affect. Hey Dan - do you think Bill Nye with his Bachelor's in mechanical engineering is an expert climate scientist? Since when has science ever been about a consensus? ...apparently only when the "science" is preaching impending doom and its based off a cartoonist's "97% of scientists agree" study. Here's Nye "discussing the science" with an MIT atmospheric physicist - kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5TWi2SLZ5WKZq8 - but don't forget the science is settled... (Bring on the landslide of hatred from the party of acceptance and love)

[@brandontherabboat4850]

Quoth Hamilton: “They don’t have a plan, they just hate mine.”

[@brainflash1]

Maybe that's because your plan involves sleeping with their wives.

[@JLPicard1648]

Convince them otherwise!

[@jacobcrawford2211]

While I agree that republicans don't have a plan, I would argue that the Green New Deal is also not a plan. Hamilton had a solid idea for what he wanted to do to fix a problem. These situations would be comparable if the plan Jefferson was arguing against from Hamilton was just "We should get the states out of debt" without proposing any semblance of how they would go about doing so.

[@danboing3864]

@@jacobcrawford2211 Hope someone did well on their AP US History exam.

[@JLPicard1648]

​@@jacobcrawford2211 We had concrete plans ten years ago. They didn't pass either.

[@lerdherlix6657]

"Who cares if farm crops are dying? I get my food from the store" - somebody, probably

[@BenGrem917]

"If we stop the heathens from being gay and having abortions God will turn the themostat down!" - Many people, definitely.

[@Ranger1PresentsVirtualRealms]

I guess it's a good thing we've had record high harvest amounts lately.

[@hellfrost333]

"Who cares if I'm Paying for my own Extortion" -somebody, probably

[@christiancapaccio5773]

hahahahahahahahaah #MAGA probably

[@thehoneydeev]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant because I promise you someone out there is thinking that 😩

[@jessfrankel5212]

Bill Nye: "I swear by science." No, you swear when explaining science. Epic. F--kin' epic!

[@lancebangle]

Who knew Bill Nye's final form would be Rick Sanchez

[@ezekielsparadise4633]

I love it.

[@anuragpariharhackthemind]

Highly underrated comment here.

[@aces3743]

I can't wait to see Bill Nye in season 4!

[@Fer8973]

He is the Daenarys Targaryan of science communicators

[@ricktd6891]

Bill Nye is a Commie pushing the "global warming/climate change" scam on you.

[@jeffreybirman7281]

I didn't know I could love Bill Nye more than I already did.

[@Inokiulus]

Great episode! Although, strangely enough, all I can remember from it is something about "most cow methane comes from them belching and not farting" and I have no idea why. Hmm... Strange! 👍

[@othmaneaouioued8768]

Because he tricked you in remembering it by actually saying to you not to remember it.

[@markcrume]

third stomach?

[@gonzo6204]

This is definitely one of johns most unhinged episodes and I love this chaotic energy

[@slevinchannel7589]

Ngl, ive seen no better Climate-Coverage than UpisNotJump, Hbomberguy, Some More News, and Second Thought. Fun but also Educational af. So its good that we can fight C-Change by learning about it, cause thats how you do that.

[@spacekadebt1641]

Bill Nye's antics never get old. It's also crazy how he looks the same after twenty plus years.

[@jeremygilbert7989]

I thought so once. Then Sex Junk happened. Any respect I once had for the guy died with that train wreck of an episode and I'm not surprised the first major sighting of him since that debacle would be defending the absurdly impractical waste of legislative time, the New Green Deal. Dude's a pandering sellout, plain and simple.

[@strangebrew1231]

And crazy how just because he had a children's tv show he's seen as an authority figure on science

[@tannermullins8985]

@John H Player But neither of those things are a science, both are very impressive degrees, but just having a degree in any random field does not make you a scientist.

[@shirleyvz11]

@John H Player why explain logic to some people. It is a time not well spent.

[@Gtcarroll96]

tanner mullins brb let me get my “science” degree down off my plaque... Oh wait there’s no such thing! Science is a HUGE umbrella. Mathematicians and engineers are kinds of scientists, even if they don’t wear lab coats.

[@ssj456sharath]

I never knew how much I needed a gritty reboot of Bill Nye the Science Guy

[@theAmazingDavidKidd1]

There already is a new one for adults on Netflix

[@AntonBagin]

@@theAmazingDavidKidd1 w8w8w8 is that real ?

[@CyberKirby]

Bill Nye with a gun.

[@thomassears2077]

That F bomb right before the mentos had me rolling.

[@Rose_Harmonic]

Gritty like the hockey mascot Gritty? I support this.

[@antenna_prolly]

"If it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick yer ass!" --Bill Nye, 2019

[@stuffmorestuff6647]

I wish he said that

[@oscarwilde399]

Hank Hill said something like that about 20 years ago on the first episode of King of the Hill. That's how long democrats and republicans have been ignoring this.

[@johnanna6047]

so a fake scientist is gonna lecture us about global warming

[@stablegenius2389]

"Climate change is a spectrum, it is whatever I'm paid to say" -Bill Nye, whenever he sold out

[@stablegenius2389]

@The boogie man it was from his award winning episode when Rachel Bloom sang about her vagina.

[@FindingGreenOS]

We may have reduced emissions generated in the UK but we have outsourced a lot of it to other countries. Would be great to see a piece on that. All Western countries do it while chiding developing nations for their emissions.

[@eleanormason2647]

John is so bouncy! I noticed it a while back, but he reminds me of a springy with the eyes how much he bounces up and down behind the desk when he's excited/ happy

[@douglasbkerr]

John is Tigger from Winnie the Pooh, but with expletives added.

[@blessall4ever]

@@douglasbkerr effing adorable!

[@isawadelapradera6490]

@@douglasbkerr Tigger Olivier is officially my new waifu.

[@hiphops8082]

I agree with the bird man that Earth is cylindrical

[@hiphops8082]

Actually, it would make more sense if it were a donut. How dare the bird man lie to me?

[@dubspool]

Actually the earth is dinosaur shaped

[@Dannymiles1987]

Earth is a Diamond

[@Dante3214]

Caww!!

[@itaialter]

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

[@ultravioletgirl123]

We have finally unlocked John Oliver's tragic backstory. We did it guys. #SoftLipsofIsabela Edit: Thanks for the 1.2k likes! That’s the most I’ve ever gotten on a comment.

[@OakAndRose1]

We’ve achieved Level 9 friendship.

[@MattCraftDotDerp]

#SoftLipsofIsabela #feminism

[@PopeJeremy10]

Carlos Danger

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

Steam Achievement Unlocked: "Soft Lips of Isabela" _Get John Oliver to indirectly admit to his tragic love affair with the beautiful wife of a spanish mafioso._

[@tieyourmotherdown90s80]

He could construct it muuuch better, Isabela is a Spanish name, not an Italian one (here we use Isabella with 2 L) and the music in background is Spanish too

[@SdeHe-qb9gc]

John knew exactly what he was doing when talking about cow burps and now that information is a part of me for life so thanks alot Mr. Oliver well played.

[@NeoN-PeoN]

An "old garden hose" typically looks absolutely disgusting and you wouldn't want to use it to make anything.

[@everevelyn1094]

Neon Peon. Unless you’re making a gift for someone you hate. 😄

[@jeepersmcgee3466]

Plus it would have kinks and shit

[@hzuiel]

Yeah, they used brand new hoses to make those baskets, in which case it would probably be cheaper and provide a better result, to just buy a fucking basket. Nobody has nice looking brand new garden hoses laying around everywhere except a hoarder, and hoarders never finish projects and actually do anything with their crap, so that's out the window.

[@ricktd6891]

@@hzuiel You won't be laughing when I finish building my popsicle castle.

[@ricktd6891]

@@everevelyn1094 Little roof you got little kids ? Watch this so you can protect them properly : kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3S8g5SEq7mBaNk

[@r2dezki]

Holy shit, I've never seen Bill Nye this pissed.

[@couragekarnga8735]

He should take on antivaxers next.

[@jessicamessica6327]

He's been talking about this for years now and no one would listen to him. People would say he's not an "expert" in that feild, like he didn't do years of college and learn how to research.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

@@couragekarnga8735 i think he has, hes debated so many idiots and kept his composure

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

@@jessicamessica6327 Because he's just a "Science Guy," not an engineer or CEO of the Planetary Society or anything. /s

[@ronswanson1410]

Bill Nye the Gender Studies guy not a science guy actually a political guy Guy

[@KevyWhit]

“I’ve enlisted the help of a guy who’s made a career off of explaining complex functions in fun visual stunts” knew it was Bill Nye before he even showed him.

[@thenuke1237]

Kevin Whitter I just realized that also applies to John too

[@MrGrey-zc2cy]

Mr. Wizard would have been so much better if he hadn't died in 2007. Guy was a grouchy old bastard even on the show.

[@GlennDavey]

11:26 How did you get Bill Nye to curse?? I thought he was like Mr. Rogers.

[@Idk-zm9ip]

He is a human being he has emotions Especially since he is a scientist and he is watching everyone ignoring science

[@zoyadulzura7490]

...And here is Mister Rogers giving the middle finger: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIfZcpR8i72If9E (Poor guy had no idea what the internet was going to do with it, or what the internet would be, for that matter)

[@TROllingNINJA2031]

Seeing a childhood idol curse me out made me feel like I should do something about it

[@johndanielson3777]

I think we can all agree that we are Bill Nye right now.

[@DuranmanX]

that's how I felt with Bob Saget

[@autohmae]

It only takes most of us to agree that something needs to be done to get stuff done. Ohh, and in the US things are a bit more complicated.

[@AzuraDragonFaether]

Ninja Man SAME

[@coldfusionwaffles]

Bill Nye the honorary bachelor degree guy! ^fact, but why is pointing out the fact he's litterally just a showman and not a real scientist get so much hate? Seriously look it up, after you rage at me of course.

[@Just_Leo_kingofgods]

man, i can't remember anything from this episode... something about... cows belching...?

[@NJ-wb1cz]

I think they said cows crap through the mouth or something.

[@TheGrandOptimst1]

I think Bill Nye cusses

[@adhamwashere5320]

The earth is a cylinder

[@anthonyh.6121]

Ohhh yeah! They said cows actually don't belch if I remember correctly, just farts as it turns out. Wild.

[@jellene4eva]

You mean fart from the mouth?

[@Voicecolors]

"Safety glasses off muthafuckers" Nye, Bill (2019)

[@hemantsarthak]

In this GLOBAL WARMING sketch .... The funny thing is we brushed of the seriousness of global warming and focused on bill nye ... even when he showed us what is/will happen to earth .... where are this fucked up we gotta stop global warming ... comments ... XD

[@brekkoh]

Print it, ship it.

[@pln9fos]

As dire as that ending sketch made things sound, Bill Nye had figures which still severely understate the threat posed by rising temperatures. What he failed to mention is that if global temperatures DO rise by another 4 degrees Celsius, it will cause a worldwide extinction of the clouds in the upper levels of Earth's atmosphere, resulting in a vastly reduced amount of cloud cover protection from solar and interstellar radiation; if we pass that 4 degree mark, we are going to actually see a far more severe global temperature rise of around 12 degrees.

[@stefanie9072]

The aggressive way he slide the hose basket off the desk 😂😂😂