Can Tanya defend the bridge? vs 1000 Conscripts - Red Alert 2

[@TheRogueminator]

"Against infantry in choke points, always bring a Tanya" - Sun Tzu

[@lmaoth3208]

Tanya is one of the terracotta warrior. That's the only explanation.

[@aaalvincool]

When did Sun Tzu say that lol

[@nabilbudiman271]

yes because they would 'choke' tanya instead of advancing 😉

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

"How do you choke something that has no gag reflex?" - Sun Tzu

[@dimas3829]

"choke me daddy" - Padme Amidalla

[@Rainbow_Task_1A]

I am amazed with Tanya's infinite ammo supply

[@adamm2091]

She starred in Season 2 of The Walking Dead.

[@Yourwaifuisntreal]

The infinite ammo cheat really comes in handy.

[@adalwolfhelthon749]

Also her reloading skills.

[@anonymuz796]

@@adalwolfhelthon749 Gordon Freeman trained her

[@connerschroeder4709]

She clearly got those pistols to be belt fed

[@sneakyguy2793]

Tanya didn't defend the bridge. It's the bridge that protects Tanya.

[@supermanhun]

Well said

[@Defectedglory]

Agreed

[@OmegaTou]

You can see the unit pathfinding struggling with how to handle the bridge.

[@Savior20061]

Romanov: I told you I was bringing a few (thousand) friends. Tanya: You should have brought more.

[@Observer29830]

That one conscript who killed Tanya: "I am Tanya now."

[@LtCWest]

No, that was Boris ^^

[@ragingjaguarknight86]

Tatiana...

[@tongferlion]

Romanov: Ivan, bring everyone. Ivan: everyone? Romanov: EEEVERRRYYYOOOONNEEEE!!!!

[@themissinfowar6629]

Tanya: I don’t give a duck ┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿💥 (๏д๏)

[@Marinealver]

Tanya's high tech guns vaporize the flesh of any Infantry leaving only the skeleton behind.

[@thejoexman]

"Comrade General! How is it you were unable to kill the capitalist dog Tanya Adams?!" "Comrade Premier...she was in water a few yards from the coast! What could mere soldiers do??" "By Stalin's beard..."

[@erwinesto3408]

Comrade Stalin doesn't have a beard, only well maintained moustache.

[@Wormopera]

Stalin did in fact, not have a beard.

[@sida.artyom]

Next: Can Navy Seal defend the Bridge? Vs 1000 Conscripts

[@mdl2427]

As long as they bomb it, sure

[@romaivanov7801]

Vs 1000 Tanyas

[@AlphaAurora]

Probably not. SEALS have a huge attack delay compared to Tanya.

[@nguyenhuyduc9151]

Can, if navy seal is max lv and only block 1 way. Because seal still can oneshot conscript like tanya

[@AlphaAurora]

@@nguyenhuyduc9151 you're right, its in the next video

[@frenchfrey65]

This is why I love the map No Rest for the Wicked, it's ALL bridges, they make excellent choke points that prevent any rushes even against brutal enemies. Same reason I love bridge maps in other RTS games, like in Company of Heroes 1, there's the map Leon (there's a modded version too with 3 of the 4 bridges already blown up!), blow up 3 of the 4 bridges you make the middle a choke point with a sniper, machine gunner (preferably the mobile one with armor piercing rounds), and anti-tank gun, enemies have a hard time getting through (although frustratingly they tend to use super weapons or zerg rush certain tanks...).

[@Toffi]

For me in Coh the Artillery is king on bridge maps.

[@frenchfrey65]

@@Toffi yes, and demo charges for engineers! Some are indestructible however which is why it's good to have the 3 units I mentioned when artillery isn't active.

[@feldwebelhahn8703]

Haven't played the game in decades but I still remember that map lol

[@aaroncruz9181]

Chechnya : 💀

[@philtkaswahl2124]

"Untouchable!" She wasn't kidding.

[@yoannbelleville7763]

Yuri: I have an army. The allies: We have a Tanya.

[@orpheooxford6841]

I understood that reference

[@rRecoveryProd]

Yuri: And now you don't.

[@seichhornchen]

Those conscripts would have done a lot better if they'd taken cover behind the wall of dead conscripts

[@_lynxninja_4783]

I don't think bones can stop a bullet

[@EMCF_]

The Russian army still works this way.

[@godkingtroycalypso877]

Ah, Death Korps of Krieg strategy eh?

[@mysteriousguy2681]

@@_lynxninja_4783 A mountain of them can.

[@Aetherius_TheGentlemanRat]

​@@godkingtroycalypso877 ah yes... If you get shot, congrats, you made the enemy waste a bullet :) If you die, congrats, You get to join the sandbag division :)

[@adamm2091]

Zhang Fei holds off Cao Cao's army at Chang Ban (colourized)

[@CardinalNinetyTwo]

Amazing reference!🤣👍

[@RainingMetal]

There probably won't be a Desolator version of this, because we all know what the answer will be. Edit: I stand corrected.

[@bojugai9174]

A test for desolators without deployment could be still good to have.

[@TheLibermania]

"It will be a silent spring"

[@hackmedia7755]

edit: you're standing in just the right spot.

[@tantianshou742]

Can't believe I am still looking at Red Alert 2 content at 2023

[@MechadonPrime]

I miss this game so much. 😭 We need a remaster of THIS and Tiberian Sun.

[@daleford8621]

On the two bridge test, she actually would have been fine if she'd been a few spaces closer to the bridges. That would've prevented them from piling up on her.

[@zarman189]

Why do I love this youtube channel so much... I always wondered what weird situations I could come up with... now I got this channel to fulfill it... thank you!

[@Last_Descendant]

Lol this was great. God I really want to play this amazing game again.

[@robdom91]

Soviet army: We see we were wrong to expect the Allies commitment to at least match our own! Allied army: Doesn't it? I brought more soldiers than you did!

[@aurathedraak7909]

Man, her wrist and hands and fingers must of been hell on her and imagine all the blood on that bridge and 1000 dead bodies just piled up on

[@humorpalanta]

Feels like Bakhmut all over again

[@PaladineAvenger1]

if Tanya was a russian artillery, then yes, its accurate

[@tonnytn3094]

#00 Spartans? Nope... ONE TANYANS! This is TANYAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[@AdmiralBlackstar]

Zofia: "For every conscript who dies in this crusade, there are a thousand more who stand eager to replace him." Tanya: "You're going to need them"

[@FlammieLL]

- Do you really think this was the best course of action? - Its a thousand against one. - Yes. See your mistake?

[@chiaosmash7075]

If Tanya has a lifesteal weapon. It would be different.

[@MrZillas]

You know, I played "House of the dead Overkill" on Nintendo Wii and I can tell you: firing guns so often really hurts in the fingers.

[@Maddog3060]

This is why holding a choke point is a major consideration in real life.

[@Wiseguy150]

This video brings me back. I used to love playing RA2 as a kid/teen. The aftermath mod was the only one I really liked but damn it was fun

[@SU76M]

That's some Bakhmut massacre vibes.

[@louieosumo]

Tanya is overwhelmed, unlike the single bridge round.

[@MegaChaos91]

1:54 That's just cheating. It's like a 3D character doing a sidestep in a 2D game. XD

[@FRFFW]

seal Walked up and stay by her side : ma'am tanya : what is it? seal : Little C4 on the bridge won't hurt right? tanya : heyyyy should have say that sooner

[@michaellv426]

"What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a proud Nord woman?"

[@MechadonPrime]

Tanya is too much for the anti-woke crowd. I think giant squids count as “unlikely diversity” 😂

[@GrandmasterDevo]

"You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down." - Zapp Brannigan

[@Friedermanns]

King Leonidas of Sparta: Hold my beer...

[@Vesperitis]

“Keep advancing, comrades! At some point her trigger fingers are going to cramp up!”

[@TheMelnTeam]

When I was a kid, my sister liked using Tanya. She was really annoyed when Tanya got killed due to a radar jammer vehicle running her over.

[@ser-c2n]

radar jammer vehicle???

[@macdjord]

I miss the Red Alert 1 Tanya voice. "A-HA-HA-HA-HA!" "Ka-CHING!"

[@shaider1982]

Reminds me of a poem where a single guy was defending against people coming to him on a bridge.

[@bojugai9174]

Single channel RAM vs dual channel RAM

[@sida.artyom]

Dr. Saitama might be disappointed

[@julenmarcossantamaria2762]

This recreation of the Kherson battle is outstanding. The ending is a "what if" tho

[@mivapusa]

Average day in Bakhmut

[@preumsclassiques2654]

Random channel: "Can X happen?" Random channel: *Also absolutely makes sure that X DOES happen, negative diff.*

[@whutnowboo]

God forbid a 4 lane road can only fit 2 soldiers side by side 😂

[@lukesomasundram6725]

Imagine the psychological damage to Tanya after being ordered to kill thousands.

[@theflanman1986]

“There their numbers will mean NOTHING.”

[@zhouwu]

When there were two bridges, I realised even women can have a hard time trying to multitask.

[@kofola9145]

Let the bodies hit the floor

[@Saberwulfy]

Next video: What happen if Tanya steal a rocketeer jetpack?

[@furtivetef805]

And can take passengers like Nighthawk Transport?

[@Saberwulfy]

@@furtivetef805 No, but if a full Nighthawk shot like a BF?

[@melissandramagdalenagroza1976]

Next video idea Elite Boris and Elite Tanya Vs 1000 Conscripts

[@arandomlostsoul753]

Learning how to swim is important, it could save your life. After all, you never know when you might need to chase after an American woman who can swim and shoot two handguns at the same time.

[@InternetStranger476]

these games were great growing up, but that's because we didn't have anything else. I wish they actually bothered with the remasters such as improving pathfinding and fixing the bugs.

[@CMDRFandragon]

Yeah, thats why I dont really bother with infantry in RA and CnC games....they are just a complete waste of supply.

[@adambrown6669]

Untrue. In RA2 Guardian GI are the best anti tank defense alongside regular deployed GIs. Infantry like the Sniper or Seal can help rapidly level up an IFV Groups of anti air infantry are a cheap way to mass anti air vs. kirovs and such. Chrono legionaries can be placed inside battle fortresses alongside other infantry for a deadly shutdown unit that can win any 1vs1 against all but mind control units and some air. Yuri initiates are amazing in large numbers vs. alot of things and are insane when garrisoned. In RA3 the infantry only got better. Just gotta use them properly is all

[@REX-gq6ur]

Tanya casually floating with an entire arsenal in her pockets

[@chim3rantz]

Conscript reporting...dead 😂

[@delpierochilipeppers]

Russian (and soviet) strategy in a nutshell.

[@july9566]

For tank support always have Tanya, 3 navy seals , along with a sniper and you’re good .

[@Dynamura]

"This isn't a choke point. It's a meat grinder"

[@ryukuwa]

If my kid ever ask me about the birds and the bees. I’ll show him this video.

[@keesvrins8410]

I am amazed how fast body's discover.

[@leorickpccenter]

she must be so sore afterwards. lol

[@albdamned577]

4 lane bridge, okay boys this bridge is wide enough for single file, occasionally double file..

[@lQuadXl]

*Tanya can SWIM??*

[@Aetherius_TheGentlemanRat]

Yep :) 👍

[@kapytanhook]

Allied mission 1 you swim from the very start.

[@michaelwong6050]

Battle of Thermopylae in a nutshell.

[@alexandriskrovsky9943]

Офигеть, так вдуматься… 1000 человек уложила

[@mikhailromanovskii1040]

Таня уложила 1000 человек и Саша уложила 1000 человек, но есть нюанс…

[@jrdsm]

when fighting tanya, always bring a secondary bridge

[@KvltKommando]

Is this cncnet or a different version? Cause your camera scrolling looks way smoother than mine

[@claireglory]

if those soldiers would only stop going at her in pairs, but in a group of 4. she would die eventually. this is the problem with red alert, not using bridge space properly.

[@wertigon]

Aight, everyone line up, single file... HEY I SAID SINGLE FILE ò_ó

[@zhoumadeit]

Unhinged woman destroying an army of men. *Slaying kinda hard.*

[@kalkovonschpritzendorf1914]

Getting into the water was really cheap man...

[@catbuikhang6482]

Who would win, ALL zombies in The Walking Dead or Tanya

[@koffing2073]

ethot toying with her army of simps

[@leo150125]

Man, you are so creative bro

[@efecanbozdag5163]

Tanya look like playing Metal Slug

[@bizzyizzy9526]

A moment of silence for all of the conscripts that thought they could defeat the allies 😔

[@xpaxtor]

Heavy machine guns..⛏️⛏️

[@afadfad3952]

This is the real rambo

[@jamesturner9651]

The Bridge of Death

[@nagaiwarano9512]

Tanya:you!!!!! shall not PASS!!!!!!!!!!

[@tohpingtiang4878]

It's raining MEN!

[@charlesdarkon]

🤣 nope, nobody pass me 💪

[@1AEGIS]

i like the hills, how u made this game?

[@nero_palmire]

Looking forward for the Boris version.

[@kiborgjoe7430]

Strong boss babe

[@meerkatsuricata9729]

Tanya with infinite supply of firepower

[@Koschei293channel]

pathfinding kill more units than tanya

[@therealbahamut]

Pistols go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

[@Great_Cthulhu]

Tanya's skeleton fortress going well I guess...

[@pattagame]

Wow

[@Studio_Polemos]

Main character in Anime belike :

[@nikolatodorov1994]

This is a recreation of the Standing death of Musashibe Benkei. It

[@sableng4048]

Tanya defending the bridge like Zhang Fei

[@jared31174]

Imagine being conscripted just to get funneled into death.

[@DustyGamma]

The "infinite ammo, no reloads" cheat.

[@pierre-mariecaulliez6285]

second scenario, but WITH A MEDIC !

[@drakandriel]

1 Tanya vs 1000 Simps