Greer Barnes Imagines the Day Black People Leave Earth - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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5 жыл бұрын

Greer Barnes imagines a future in which black aliens land on Earth and take all the black people back with them to their home planet.
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@brandiewilliams6664
@brandiewilliams6664 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like the homeless man in the alley who's actually the gatekeeper to another dimension.
@leereacts3240
@leereacts3240 Жыл бұрын
On god
@yazajag
@yazajag Жыл бұрын
FR probably a lot of them hiding 🌪🌠
@user-pu9sc5fm8s
@user-pu9sc5fm8s 11 ай бұрын
😂💯💯💯👍🏾
@tiffanybarnes3831
@tiffanybarnes3831 4 ай бұрын
​@@yazajagexactly 💯 😅
@wocathoden
@wocathoden 4 ай бұрын
🤔... You can't come!
@michaell686
@michaell686 5 жыл бұрын
We leavin....... ...... Ya'll can't come LMFAO!
@HomieDaClown.
@HomieDaClown. 5 жыл бұрын
There is truth to this joke this guy knows what is up
@trillgates2452
@trillgates2452 5 жыл бұрын
@@HomieDaClown. Oh, come on man.
@robertwarner1160
@robertwarner1160 5 жыл бұрын
nice bye bye
@trillgates2452
@trillgates2452 5 жыл бұрын
@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 That's the dumbest shit I've read on a KZbin comments section in a while. Just because you type it in all caps doesn't make it factual.
@somerandomarmydude
@somerandomarmydude 5 жыл бұрын
Am I supposed to miss half the crime good. I hope the aliens know to straighten y'alls from fucked up attitude problem.
@Lord_OTD
@Lord_OTD Жыл бұрын
That Knicks beat Celtics 15-13 in overtime joke always kills me 🤣😭
@MaubenEL
@MaubenEL 2 жыл бұрын
“Swing low sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me hooooome”
@shanacat9129
@shanacat9129 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@prod.bylvwlee
@prod.bylvwlee Жыл бұрын
Come on now!
@buttons__6046
@buttons__6046 2 ай бұрын
That's a real thing to come... Them folk just don't know it! It's all funny now, but they will see us in a different way here soon! They take for granted our contributions to their everyday present and past life...
@PurpPhantom
@PurpPhantom 10 күн бұрын
Yessir. This joke ain’t random
@unapoligeticllyisrael2066
@unapoligeticllyisrael2066 8 күн бұрын
Can I get a window seat!
@emangamer1729
@emangamer1729 5 жыл бұрын
The aliens drag Uncle Ruckus kicking and screaming onto the ship.
@SCSilk
@SCSilk 5 жыл бұрын
Eman Gamer Oh no. We’re going to leave him, Larry Elder and Ben Carson.
@elianayisrael82
@elianayisrael82 5 жыл бұрын
SCSilk 💯
@leonidas0242
@leonidas0242 5 жыл бұрын
@@SCSilk don't forget jesse lee peterson
@SCSilk
@SCSilk 5 жыл бұрын
Leonidas 024 never heard of him.
@betterlifekings
@betterlifekings 5 жыл бұрын
Were leaving sheriff David Clarke too
@JamesSmith-sy6pz
@JamesSmith-sy6pz 5 жыл бұрын
Fat white girls would be crying!! Man I'm dying over here frfr😂😂😂
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, some skinny ones too 😖😜
@FitnessSweets
@FitnessSweets 5 жыл бұрын
Asian girls too. They into black guys now.
@FitnessSweets
@FitnessSweets 5 жыл бұрын
stryfetc1 There was a shift from white guys to black guys apparently. I've only heard it from a few people 😂.
@RoninAli1
@RoninAli1 5 жыл бұрын
OH!!
@RoninAli1
@RoninAli1 5 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@warrioreon11
@warrioreon11 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why I got extremely excited about him doing the sound of the mother ship taking off at hyper-speed💀
@petersellers9897
@petersellers9897 Ай бұрын
The spaceship doesn't make any sound.. not the huge one I saw that came out of nothing. The sky just opened up like curtains
@unapoligeticllyisrael2066
@unapoligeticllyisrael2066 8 күн бұрын
​@@petersellers9897 As the Bible said it rolled back like a scroll!
@dbzispimpin
@dbzispimpin 5 жыл бұрын
Y'all are wrong for swinging that camera to that poor girl when he said "Fat White girls" Lmaooo
@hamnchee
@hamnchee 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit they did do that XD
@quintus920
@quintus920 4 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same thought lol
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
She aint fat tho. She Thiiiiiiicc
@steppinrzr8396
@steppinrzr8396 3 жыл бұрын
Deante! 😭
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
You damn right she is past me
@sharebeartay
@sharebeartay 5 жыл бұрын
His sound effects are on point!
@Iwijn2000
@Iwijn2000 5 жыл бұрын
yeah, they sound exactly like an alien spaceship
@kb2x172
@kb2x172 5 жыл бұрын
15-13 in overtime 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joungyalen25
@joungyalen25 5 жыл бұрын
He must be a beat boxer in his free time.
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 5 жыл бұрын
Always
@cockeyedoptimista
@cockeyedoptimista 5 жыл бұрын
sharebeartay It's the only thing good about him.
@ImDougDimmadome
@ImDougDimmadome 5 жыл бұрын
Idris Elba in the thumbnail
@aarefein
@aarefein 5 жыл бұрын
That confused me so I clicked on the video lol
@n_tha_middlew.674
@n_tha_middlew.674 5 жыл бұрын
Was about write the same thing 😂😂
@mfs2736
@mfs2736 5 жыл бұрын
Lol that's not him.
@yungheat84
@yungheat84 5 жыл бұрын
Doug Dimmadome that’s who it look
@JesusLovesEVERYTHING
@JesusLovesEVERYTHING 5 жыл бұрын
I swear.... 😂😂
@oreemmanuel
@oreemmanuel 5 жыл бұрын
Can already hear "Swag Surfin' " coming from the loud speakers as the ship takes off😂😂🚀
@LIMONENSA
@LIMONENSA 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 once u said it I heard it too
@mahdibaby769
@mahdibaby769 3 жыл бұрын
Mannn what 😂😂😂
@TryOnKicks
@TryOnKicks 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 i cant unsee that now
@Pjiggy
@Pjiggy 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most brilliant jokes I have ever heard and I wish it was longer.
@Oae119
@Oae119 Жыл бұрын
Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWKZin-Vrq6Jpbs
@Bird-xr1qz
@Bird-xr1qz 7 ай бұрын
Right! He could go on and on. I wanna hear the rest :(
@ROYALEWITKESSO
@ROYALEWITKESSO 5 жыл бұрын
That "we leaving" track sound dope af tbh lol
@cordshort151
@cordshort151 5 жыл бұрын
On everything it is lol
@Maddluv4eric
@Maddluv4eric 5 жыл бұрын
Y'all can't come 😆
@Kittiebanks
@Kittiebanks 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@manz007
@manz007 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of samurai champloo beatbox track
@TreyGoose
@TreyGoose 4 жыл бұрын
That God damn boom bap😂😂😂
@finslounge3055
@finslounge3055 5 жыл бұрын
U can't tease us with these fantasies bro, I wanna go to BlaccBlaaaaccck!!
@hiker2742
@hiker2742 5 жыл бұрын
Please leave the jokes to him. It sounds racist when you try to do it. Hope this helps!
@elianayisrael82
@elianayisrael82 5 жыл бұрын
Hiker sthu. Moron.
@hiker2742
@hiker2742 5 жыл бұрын
@@elianayisrael82 You shut your racist mouth!
@elianayisrael82
@elianayisrael82 5 жыл бұрын
Hiker no, you stfu devil.
@onyx1654
@onyx1654 5 жыл бұрын
@@hiker2742 how is she racist?
@mandeelaw8410
@mandeelaw8410 5 жыл бұрын
I love how comedians bring dead serious truth in their comedy....
@lolaluv4940
@lolaluv4940 4 жыл бұрын
Black people are treated like aliens on this planet so it’d be nice if we could actually escape this fucking hell and go back to our own planet (the home we must have come from) to live in peace.
@mandeelaw8410
@mandeelaw8410 2 жыл бұрын
And the clenching part is most of them don't even know it.
@mandeelaw8410
@mandeelaw8410 2 жыл бұрын
@Dean Gulberry research it like you did to write your last comment.
@mandeelaw8410
@mandeelaw8410 2 жыл бұрын
One if my comments was deleted by KZbin. I guess truth hurts.
@mandeelaw8410
@mandeelaw8410 2 жыл бұрын
@Dean Gulberry Ethiopians are Cushites. They descend from Ham. One of Noah's sons after the flood. So called Negroes are Shemites. They descend from Shem, one of Noahs sons after the flood. History will have you believe that black people are of African descent however that is not true. Black people or so called Negroes are Isrealites. Abraham, Isaac and Jacob of the scriptures are the forefathers of the chosen people. Black people are the Isrealites of the scriptures. The actual chosen people. If you want, give me your email and I can send you some research info.
@smc983
@smc983 4 жыл бұрын
He knows exactly what he’s saying. Prophetic
@twinstuxxthamachine928
@twinstuxxthamachine928 3 жыл бұрын
If you know you know !🔥✊🏿🔥
@amphreded
@amphreded 5 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t there more KZbin clips of him? He’s seriously talented.
@TheBrob1983
@TheBrob1983 5 жыл бұрын
Cuz he a og and aint no tape from untaped shows
@ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
@ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 5 жыл бұрын
Lazy?
@CJallDayy
@CJallDayy 5 жыл бұрын
Because people who speak truth are America’s natural enemy
@bensinneruggamer
@bensinneruggamer 5 жыл бұрын
He was on def comedy jam
@GorramT
@GorramT 5 жыл бұрын
Greer an underground legend, and I think he likes it that way
@kennethbonney7638
@kennethbonney7638 5 жыл бұрын
No no noooo!!!Get off of me!!! DEONTAY!!!😂💯
@cupcakes7015
@cupcakes7015 5 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Bonney😭😭😭 12/13/18
@dennisreid9039
@dennisreid9039 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@thesorrow96
@thesorrow96 4 жыл бұрын
BBC
@dennisreid9039
@dennisreid9039 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
More like De' aunté
@samuelayeni2426
@samuelayeni2426 3 жыл бұрын
"Fat white girls be crying" kills me everytime lmaoooo
@Deggoo
@Deggoo Жыл бұрын
No only white sex girls
@AlmostaFlipinSkater
@AlmostaFlipinSkater 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the crowd increasingly gets into the bit, bit by bit. I was cracking up since the beginning of his story (plot, delivery, tone) and listening to the crowd was like watching a download bar increase from 0% to 100%
@Oae119
@Oae119 Жыл бұрын
Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWKZin-Vrq6Jpbs
@L333ize
@L333ize 5 жыл бұрын
That would be an interesting book to read
@kieranmcquillan143
@kieranmcquillan143 5 жыл бұрын
Or experience to have
@betzalel8364
@betzalel8364 5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@ABlackGuy10
@ABlackGuy10 5 жыл бұрын
read about the syrians its supposed to be a race of black aliens its actually interesting to read, it is part of conspiracy it was just entertaining to me got me thinking.
@felixicon
@felixicon 5 жыл бұрын
Space traders.. from Faces at the Bottom of the Well
@growngrownman5950
@growngrownman5950 5 жыл бұрын
@@ABlackGuy10 , are you talking about the Anunnaki?
@teamnovember5594
@teamnovember5594 5 жыл бұрын
I would stay behind and catch the next ship once I know everything is okay. They got us on ships once before and it didn't turn out so well.
@dragonknightofamiraka3636
@dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I bet if they killed off a couple hundred thousand whites, asians, latins, arabs, and east indians, before our departure, you'd hop right on! I love still your comment tho.. Because it's smart.
@ryanfrisella5626
@ryanfrisella5626 4 жыл бұрын
such an under rated joke haha
@Equanimity777
@Equanimity777 4 жыл бұрын
exactly bro
@davidearle7209
@davidearle7209 2 жыл бұрын
@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 wth is this comment even so supposed to mean? That black people embrace genocide? That’s a cool theory but that happens to be the HISTORY of white people
@zackmckenzie3582
@zackmckenzie3582 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!
@pvm6732
@pvm6732 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how self aware he is! How he laughs at how silly he is.
@corneliusmackey4358
@corneliusmackey4358 2 жыл бұрын
they laugh but hes not lying, it just shows the greatness of my people
@tiffanyhardy6965
@tiffanyhardy6965 Жыл бұрын
Ignorant
@MrYogiBell
@MrYogiBell 5 жыл бұрын
15-13 in an overtime, nail biter!!!!😫👍🏾👏🏾😅😄🤣😂
@rollsroyce7385
@rollsroyce7385 5 жыл бұрын
Fat Corey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@UnexpectedWonder
@UnexpectedWonder 5 жыл бұрын
That was really Funny. 😁😂😂😂
@maryetuk7628
@maryetuk7628 5 жыл бұрын
Fat Corey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ICHI_BAN
@ICHI_BAN 4 жыл бұрын
I straight flatlined at that part bro😭😭 perfectly executed indeed🤧
@GOATLAVISH777
@GOATLAVISH777 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stevenduece2041
@stevenduece2041 5 жыл бұрын
I would walk out the door in my draws if the mother ship was waiting.🏃🏃🐎✌✌
@ROYALEWITKESSO
@ROYALEWITKESSO 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@elianayisrael82
@elianayisrael82 5 жыл бұрын
Steven Duece 😂
@soulbakin
@soulbakin 5 жыл бұрын
lmao fr
@AK33M
@AK33M 5 жыл бұрын
Just another ship my brother
@BanAhchad
@BanAhchad 5 жыл бұрын
@@AK33M yeah the ship home
@rollyro71
@rollyro71 4 жыл бұрын
@1:55 "Get off of me!" Hahaha!!!! I watch this jus for that. And his beats
@Loyalfinestrider6386
@Loyalfinestrider6386 Ай бұрын
Get off of me!…Deontay! 😂😂😂
@tsadare11
@tsadare11 5 жыл бұрын
They need make that into a movie
@christophermichael5764
@christophermichael5764 5 жыл бұрын
shut up and take my money!!!
@chrischarles6769
@chrischarles6769 5 жыл бұрын
Bro, I would pay a million to see that movie
@droc1030
@droc1030 5 жыл бұрын
It is already. Cosmic Slop
@jaylamb218
@jaylamb218 5 жыл бұрын
kuroi akuma Cosmic Slop! They did!! HBO look it up, it’s good!!
@terryjohnson1144
@terryjohnson1144 5 жыл бұрын
Theres already a movie
@williamsupergenio
@williamsupergenio 5 жыл бұрын
Did he just say “FWG be cryin”? 🤣
@kennethbonney7638
@kennethbonney7638 5 жыл бұрын
😂💯
@bierlichen1
@bierlichen1 5 жыл бұрын
Crying about Deonte or D'ontay.
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 5 жыл бұрын
@@bierlichen1 nah Jerome
@ZeitGeist_TV
@ZeitGeist_TV 5 жыл бұрын
Naw Marcus or Tyrone...
@Avembe
@Avembe 5 жыл бұрын
@V Vito it's D'André...or whatever
@sirhandsome5107
@sirhandsome5107 3 жыл бұрын
As a black male I approve this.
@raymondharris6599
@raymondharris6599 4 жыл бұрын
When he said: Fat girls would be crying. That's when I had completley lost it.🤣🤣😂😂🤣
@BroDToppinBlake
@BroDToppinBlake 5 жыл бұрын
He's actually speaking truth in a comedic way, if anyone in the knowledge is peeping game.
@OtaviaBrown
@OtaviaBrown 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I know what you talkin about
@thapelomaraisane8705
@thapelomaraisane8705 4 жыл бұрын
What?
@sunkingsanders1598
@sunkingsanders1598 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking... The context and situation has a realness to it. We are not from here..
@vandarrylhampton3779
@vandarrylhampton3779 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he knows the truth
@jeremiahhampton5052
@jeremiahhampton5052 4 жыл бұрын
@@vandarrylhampton3779 what do you mean
@itsobsessionnottalent1427
@itsobsessionnottalent1427 5 жыл бұрын
“15-13 in an overtime nail biter” 😂😂
@TheCapnMorgan
@TheCapnMorgan Жыл бұрын
The African noises really had me rolling 😂
@kwandangubane9419
@kwandangubane9419 5 жыл бұрын
Please please let planet BlackBlack be real. I want to go😭😭
@shanacat9129
@shanacat9129 Жыл бұрын
Nibiru or planet X. Check out jamal rashad's videos. Very interesting.
@bricesato38
@bricesato38 5 жыл бұрын
Greer is a comedy OG his stuff always hits
@SizzlerGoat
@SizzlerGoat 5 жыл бұрын
Subliminal I get it brother
@Serai3
@Serai3 5 жыл бұрын
Ray Bradbury wrote a great story back in the 40's about what would happen the day all the black people went off into space. It was excellent.
@scottkirkland551
@scottkirkland551 5 жыл бұрын
Facts,now that's a story that needs to be in the movies unlikely or on Broadway,it would be controversial and thought provoking plus brillant
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
What was it called
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
Thankyou beautiful
@mannyagrinya1529
@mannyagrinya1529 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kinobambino "The Other Foot"
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 2 жыл бұрын
@@mannyagrinya1529 thankyouu
@animal5602
@animal5602 3 жыл бұрын
where has this man been all my life, I've been looking for new standup for ages
@kimberlyrobinson3992
@kimberlyrobinson3992 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, I nearly choked. And, if the mothership ever does come for us, I’m grabbing my pet cat and my toothbrush and I’m out the door!
@Clannantorc704
@Clannantorc704 5 жыл бұрын
Kimberly Robinson 👋🏻👋🏻
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын
I don't blame you.
@champureturns227
@champureturns227 2 жыл бұрын
Cat? Hell nah U trying to have wypipo follow us? Get a space cat foo
@Sabs_222
@Sabs_222 2 жыл бұрын
@@champureturns227 lmao 🤣
@AnthonyRiiizle
@AnthonyRiiizle 2 жыл бұрын
Pet cat as if we didn’t know it was your pet ha
@marvin1528
@marvin1528 5 жыл бұрын
I think most black people, wished for a timeline like this at least once in their lives. It's kind of sad.
@MikeTheWeedMan
@MikeTheWeedMan 5 жыл бұрын
You do know that book you called the bible (old testament) actually talks about this right? That's why white people had to go and create their own version called the new testament 🤔
@caustic70ify
@caustic70ify 5 жыл бұрын
@@MikeTheWeedMan hes an idiot he knows but when it comes to black people they all get insecure , they dont want us to leave lol
@elianayisrael82
@elianayisrael82 5 жыл бұрын
XwX the New Testament goes with the Old Testament. Your comment proves you’ve never read it. 🤦🏾‍♀️
@ShortArmOfGod
@ShortArmOfGod 5 жыл бұрын
So does the rest of the planet.
@JamesBond-jh6xl
@JamesBond-jh6xl 5 жыл бұрын
White people also wish for this alot
@aaronkuperus2993
@aaronkuperus2993 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he does beatboxing and makes special effects on his own
@krissifadwa
@krissifadwa Жыл бұрын
"We leavinnnnn' *beat drop Ya'll can't come... *beat continues" HAHAHA 😅😅😅
@washjr
@washjr 5 жыл бұрын
Get mad if you want but... This is actually prophecy
@Avembe
@Avembe 5 жыл бұрын
oh please ...here we go
@TheZenGarden_
@TheZenGarden_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@Avembe Genesis 15 12 And when the sun was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell upon him. 13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed (Deut.28:15-68) shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs (Deut.28:36), and shall serve them (Deut.28:48); and they shall afflict them four hundred years (H.R.1242); 1619 ~ 2019 Jeremiah 30 ~ Jacob's trouble 14 And also that nation, whom they shall serve, *will I judge: and afterward shall they come out with great substance.* Recompense & "Reparations" 2nd Exodus~(Joel 3, Obadiah, Zechariah 2, Isaiah 14, Micah 4, Ezekiel 36) Psalm 83 Yeah! "here we go", is right, we'll be gone soon!!
@Avembe
@Avembe 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheZenGarden_ ok...let's just see what happens ...
@TheShyrell
@TheShyrell 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Med0sproductions
@Med0sproductions 5 жыл бұрын
Im a gentile, i just hope i can get into yah’s kingdom and serve him and the israelites
@ericsean6693
@ericsean6693 5 жыл бұрын
I'm telling you this guy looks like he could be Idris Elba's older brother.. lol
@ericsean6693
@ericsean6693 5 жыл бұрын
@Spread Love lol.. u probably guess u spread hate. But thanx 4 your opinion ole' wise one..
@ericsean6693
@ericsean6693 5 жыл бұрын
@Spread Love btw, you've got 659 others below us to respond to who thought the same thing. Take ur time, when trying to guess all their races. lol #MightTakeAWhile
@Vondeegaming
@Vondeegaming 5 жыл бұрын
He does favor him
@julianamulauulu7449
@julianamulauulu7449 5 жыл бұрын
Eric Sanito i thought it was him until i read standup comedian. Though, still clicked to make sure.
@moniqueonealYinYangBoss77
@moniqueonealYinYangBoss77 4 жыл бұрын
He does favor him
@sphamandlaprestongumede9297
@sphamandlaprestongumede9297 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix Please give MR Barnes.A Netflix special.He deserves it
@maniswolftoman
@maniswolftoman 4 жыл бұрын
Greer Barnes is such an underrated comedian. He’s brilliant and unique in discussing topics most comedians can’t touch without either stealing from someone better or sounding like a dinosaur of old cliches.
@20aliifrah
@20aliifrah 5 жыл бұрын
Hes good at sound effects 😅😎
@oRuTRa45
@oRuTRa45 5 жыл бұрын
You should hear his ping-pong bit. Or his scuba diving one.
@shawnib6323
@shawnib6323 5 жыл бұрын
I’d definitely leave this planet behind if there was a planet called Black Black 👍🏾💯✊🏾
@bw_locked_in_arms_globally5732
@bw_locked_in_arms_globally5732 4 жыл бұрын
I will be out of the B in a heartbeat
@j.kol3491
@j.kol3491 4 жыл бұрын
lmao until you find out the people piloting the ship are white... just trying to clean up the streets..
@kendrickwallace1111
@kendrickwallace1111 4 жыл бұрын
It is but it's called NIBIRU the ships are watching and observing us folks that are not 🤴🏿👸🏿 will turn to zombies due to the radiation of RA and our people swirling will start falling out dead
@kendrickwallace1111
@kendrickwallace1111 4 жыл бұрын
@@LOLBu don't forget you're sunscreen 😉
@ellie-tk4jy
@ellie-tk4jy 3 жыл бұрын
same but i would also want to be on planet woman too.
@lobosolo2884
@lobosolo2884 3 жыл бұрын
Brother from another planet.
@sarkastikleader4708
@sarkastikleader4708 3 жыл бұрын
No cap we need a movie about this
@KingLeonidus007
@KingLeonidus007 5 жыл бұрын
Damn...this is actually biblical
@elianayisrael82
@elianayisrael82 5 жыл бұрын
Lavi Judah look😂😂
@Ahch.
@Ahch. 5 жыл бұрын
Quam Yarsharala! I was just saying the same thing. This Ach has been reading. Peace and blessings from t'town Alabama.
@kevinwilliams4189
@kevinwilliams4189 5 жыл бұрын
Shalawam Achyem
@Ahch.
@Ahch. 5 жыл бұрын
@Kelly Peace. There are no 'black' people in the bible. The bible speaks of prophecy in which the children of Israel who obeyed the laws, commandments and statutes of the bible in the spirit of 'Christ' are rewarded for their actions. They receive a new world and a righteous new world order under 'Christ'. Peace and blessings
@SavageHenry777
@SavageHenry777 5 жыл бұрын
No, this is clever and intentionally funny, neither of which apply to the bible.
@sanyundekou9332
@sanyundekou9332 5 жыл бұрын
While he playing Planet Nibiru is in our galaxy it is a spaceship with melanated species. Pack ya bags folks.
@dragonknightofamiraka3636
@dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 жыл бұрын
Shit I'm already on the front porch...bags @ hand!
@erictheavguy1
@erictheavguy1 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I checked it was parked in the Saturn system. Not sure what Nibiru is waiting on because the time is nigh.
@cebrum1
@cebrum1 3 жыл бұрын
Anunnaki cometh...
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
How much you wanna bet you're trippin heavy
@Shotter
@Shotter 3 жыл бұрын
2:02 the cameraman knew what he was doing LMAO
@PortiaMonique
@PortiaMonique 5 жыл бұрын
He's AMAZING!!!! I'm ready to go to planet BLAQ BLAQ 😇😋💖
@jaywu_chakra9919
@jaywu_chakra9919 5 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@orkstark9255
@orkstark9255 3 жыл бұрын
@Blind Squid Black people would be on the Move On time, Running out the Shawer wet out the house with just Underwear on make it to that Ship🤣
@thejamericanexperience2757
@thejamericanexperience2757 3 жыл бұрын
@@orkstark9255 even the ones on the toilet
@nightfox7355
@nightfox7355 5 жыл бұрын
...can't wait to go home...
@OfficialJalenHemphill
@OfficialJalenHemphill 5 жыл бұрын
I Love This Dude! Super Funny! The Beatboxing Put Me OUT!!! LMAO!!!!
@theomgsee8217
@theomgsee8217 4 жыл бұрын
We’d also take all the food seasoning with us too
@JuliaHoliday
@JuliaHoliday 3 жыл бұрын
Y’all ain’t ready to hear this. But this is prophecy.
@JustMe-ws2pe
@JustMe-ws2pe 3 жыл бұрын
They did..part of it was in the matrix.
@Labrynthetic
@Labrynthetic 5 жыл бұрын
I kinda got sad with the last Black dude waving ... then slowly being taken up. It was emotional with the sound effect.
@dragonknightofamiraka3636
@dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 жыл бұрын
Just hold on baby. The city-sized airships, will be deployed into this shit sucking planet. We are outta here!
@OtaviaBrown
@OtaviaBrown 4 жыл бұрын
Yes it was
@superstarb3309
@superstarb3309 5 жыл бұрын
"Get off of me" 😂😂😂😂
@champureturns227
@champureturns227 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@ajones8008
@ajones8008 5 жыл бұрын
I wish he kept going on the aftermath of how white people would respond if that happened. Hilarious!!!!
@skyskyblue1255
@skyskyblue1255 3 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Jones, ...start your own list here, ...(the news would be reporting "DHS fact sheets reveal that Altho the ship left with all the Black people, Strangely Food stamp issuing numbers remain the same. ...now re-calculations are being done on WHO exactly was receiving most Welfare after all" ...(back to you Chad
@champureturns227
@champureturns227 2 жыл бұрын
They'd start killing eachother instead of us
@Tubalcain422
@Tubalcain422 Жыл бұрын
Major US cities would be ghost towns. White liberals would lose their purpose in life. Emenen would declared a national treasure. You could leave bikes outside unlocked. We would never hear the word ‘LOOTING’ again. Asian Buffets could actually make a nice profit. Movies could cast people by their acting skills. No Juneteenth nonsense.
@jamesrather1510
@jamesrather1510 Жыл бұрын
"in tonight's breaking news, dogs have been granted full citizenship and voting rights. Chad's live on scene to capture this historic moment of the first dog to cast a ballot for president". *Ad for Subaru plays*
@dennisborjonmarquez9216
@dennisborjonmarquez9216 3 жыл бұрын
Yoooo that flying saucer had all of us stuck. I was staring at at his hand like a damn kid. "That's a flying saucer..... yep, there it goes.... (woooosh!!!) Me: 😃
@Ferrist1
@Ferrist1 5 жыл бұрын
He's a fantastic storyteller!
@FreddieDe_Grate
@FreddieDe_Grate 5 жыл бұрын
That's a good one brother.....lot of truth in that joke for anyone who "sees"
@OtaviaBrown
@OtaviaBrown 4 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@OtaviaBrown
@OtaviaBrown 2 жыл бұрын
@Dean Gulberry Its so much to explain it would be a deep dive but I would encourage you to do the research on why we are treated so in human and thats because these people know we are a different species we are not of them nor are we of this world we are otherwordly thats why they are always in fear of us
@LadyKane77
@LadyKane77 4 жыл бұрын
I'd be the first person in line!! Lmao
@bornj16
@bornj16 2 жыл бұрын
“In tragic news, there will be no more nfl” 😂😂🤣
@isaiahtaylor2346
@isaiahtaylor2346 5 жыл бұрын
When he did the sound effects I thought I was on the ship😭
@obokiowo9216
@obokiowo9216 5 жыл бұрын
We are coming... 😂
@chargemebaby
@chargemebaby 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like Denzel Washington and Idris Elba had a love child
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 жыл бұрын
More like Idris and Idris. Where you see Denzel?
@mimimalignant
@mimimalignant 4 жыл бұрын
He forgot about the millions of us who would be late to the ship. "Was that today?"
@jay-dok2258
@jay-dok2258 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaa 😂😂😅 really... If that ever happens I wouldn't want any black person left behind... lol We would rather turn around for them.... And it's not today... 5th of November... lol
@sosababy100
@sosababy100 4 жыл бұрын
Conscious thought is permeating throughout all facets of society... he just dropped a major gem. The ship wont be physical though 👌🏿
@insomthegreat
@insomthegreat 5 жыл бұрын
It's a cookbook!!!
@Butterfly-og5bh
@Butterfly-og5bh 5 күн бұрын
“To Serve Man”--???❤❤❤
@Butterfly-og5bh
@Butterfly-og5bh 5 күн бұрын
“To Serve Man”--???
@insomthegreat
@insomthegreat 5 күн бұрын
@@Butterfly-og5bh Bingo! It's always a cookbook.
@thirtyacres7504
@thirtyacres7504 4 жыл бұрын
Can't seem to find more than 3 videos of Greer Barnes. This makes me sad. I want to see more of this man!
@angiegonzalez-en4se
@angiegonzalez-en4se 17 күн бұрын
Why hasn’t Netflix got him a show??!!! This is some of the best I’ve seen in years.
@wocathoden
@wocathoden 3 жыл бұрын
TAKE ME HOME! LMAO! I'M HAVING A ROUGH GO AT THIS HERE, NEED TO GO BACK TO MY PLANET! LMAO!
@arielporte4149
@arielporte4149 5 жыл бұрын
Give this man anything he wants !!!! Most brilliant and beautiful work since Richard Pryor !!!!!!! Sadly tho if all Black People left the planet it would break my heart....sooooo many great gifts would be gone; art, music, comedy, wisdom, science, love, courage, compassion, the list goes on forever....think about it humans Mr. Greer is EXACTLY CORRECT !!!!! Thank You Mr. Greer 🌷💜
@chrissplash2470
@chrissplash2470 4 жыл бұрын
7A we contributed a lot to science foolish crackkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaa
@jgrant4736
@jgrant4736 29 күн бұрын
He has been in the game a long time. He deserves a Netflix special!
@lordsway7190
@lordsway7190 5 жыл бұрын
That day is coming it might sound like a joke but my great grandmother told me this
@ivoivanov361
@ivoivanov361 5 жыл бұрын
Shiiiit I guess it's about to go down then
@quanishadavis708
@quanishadavis708 4 жыл бұрын
What did she say exactly?1
@thepolitea1545
@thepolitea1545 4 жыл бұрын
Ohhh . Tea .. So long, and thanks for all the fish..
@robertjebediahfreeman
@robertjebediahfreeman 3 жыл бұрын
@@quanishadavis708 Can’t say too much 🤫
@fulavision
@fulavision 5 жыл бұрын
Swing low, sweet chariot Coming for to carry me home Swing low, sweet chariot Coming for to carry me home I looked over Jordan, and what did I see Coming for to carry me home? A band of angels coming after me, Coming for to carry me home
@dragonknightofamiraka3636
@dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 жыл бұрын
I WANNA RIIIIDE
@OtaviaBrown
@OtaviaBrown 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 me too
@mrbigpappy85
@mrbigpappy85 4 жыл бұрын
Geez this world would be lame w out my brothers and sisters w extra melanin. Pleeeeeease stay!
@michaelmagill5466
@michaelmagill5466 11 күн бұрын
Definitely my favorite comic to gain mainstream attention over the past 3-5 years.
@DatNarutoFan
@DatNarutoFan 4 жыл бұрын
Today the New York Knicks beat the Boston Celtics 15-13 in an overtime nail biter The use of subtlety here 👌👌👌
@Caribbean_King
@Caribbean_King 5 жыл бұрын
Instant classic
@beautifulleaves8616
@beautifulleaves8616 5 жыл бұрын
Yo I love this dude, like he really got me hoping some black aliens come get us. Yo said "fat white girls be crying" I'm dead.
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 4 жыл бұрын
Yo this shit needs to be a sitcom asap. Its weird this hasn't been a show yet. The premise is hilarious for a comedy show
@CallmeMoonMan828
@CallmeMoonMan828 5 жыл бұрын
I need this sketch animated for historial purposes
@Jaisean
@Jaisean 2 жыл бұрын
“Fat white girls cryin… ooooh nooo … get off of me… Deanté” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@passerau
@passerau 5 жыл бұрын
That guy is extremely good, so far all the jokes I've heard from him are very clean
@flawlessjewels
@flawlessjewels 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Some comedians aren't funny if they don't curse.
@MazBringsby
@MazBringsby 5 жыл бұрын
He should turn this straight up into a movie. The premise yields so many possibilities.
@elonthebass6870
@elonthebass6870 2 жыл бұрын
He knows how to paint a picture. I can’t think of another comic that possesses such mastery.
@AaronThipthacoach22
@AaronThipthacoach22 3 жыл бұрын
That was Dope.
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 5 жыл бұрын
In other news hip-hop is no longer. It'll now be called, grunge pop.. 😂😂😂
@medvarnusdeshamrmundys
@medvarnusdeshamrmundys Жыл бұрын
We leaving... Y'all can't come.. I love that line
@asherdlion4561
@asherdlion4561 Жыл бұрын
That was genius 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@miosiotoo4991
@miosiotoo4991 5 жыл бұрын
George Clinton was trying to tell us. The mother ship baby Bubba.
@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739
@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739 5 жыл бұрын
Miosioto O swing down i wanna ride
@jaylamb218
@jaylamb218 5 жыл бұрын
Miosioto O Don’t forget the movie it was on HBO Cosmic Slop!!
@dragonknightofamiraka3636
@dragonknightofamiraka3636 5 жыл бұрын
@@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739 Let me riiide
@marctoonz813
@marctoonz813 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie i saw this same scenario in a dream once they were calling the place Andromeda
@Lebaroninthisplace
@Lebaroninthisplace 3 жыл бұрын
He got beat box skills!!
@jaywu_chakra9919
@jaywu_chakra9919 5 жыл бұрын
Now we know why Parliament made that song. Swing down sweet chariot and let me ride. Especially that concert with space ship and all!
@dragonknightofamiraka3636
@dragonknightofamiraka3636 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes. The symbolism is dynamic. The "Chariots of the Gods" is a mere euphemism for ancient spacecraft. The Bible is literally the history of Atlantis.
@jeremiahhampton5052
@jeremiahhampton5052 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 so do you think that Atlantis was a black civilization
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