Michael Che - White Women Took Brooklyn

#MichaelChe ("Saturday Night Live") on not watching the news, the benefits of growing old, and how white women have taken over Brooklyn, New York.
Michael Che stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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[@shelby7197]

I saw this video on Facebook and in the comments section it was literally all white women sharing photos of their pitbulls in sweaters 😂😂

[@gracieb.3054]

I will defy the stereotype. I am a middle aged white woman and I do not rescue pit bulls, let alone put sweaters on 'em, live in Brooklyn, or am vegan. I love cooking great bbq, live in the burbs and love cats more than any one person should. But hey, if someone puts a sketch out there like this, then of course those *would* be the pics you're gonna get.

[@MercedesBR4]

Gracie B. You just defied it in the most stereotypical way..like huh

[@siphelelekomani627]

Saw that too 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zxp3ct3r41]

@@gracieb.3054 want a cookie?

[@eduardochiscuet3146]

@neon 💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀

[@Jaisean]

“This dog used to win tournaments, now its name is Nicole and she’s eating Vegan treats” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@changingslow]

Jaisean didn’t you use to do gain trains

[@malakaiunseen]

*His name is Nicole, its even better lmao.

[@user-zz8nt4tk4w]

Hey man, love your music.

[@RikodiusRex]

😂😂😂😂🙌🏼 Sally. We picked Sally! And he’s a Buddhist and he wears tutus. ;)

[@jashanestone]

It's funny because I use to crip it up until I killed someone and now I'm a vegan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Native-Kitty]

"White women took Brooklyn. Brooklyn's mines now" LOL!!!

[@jasonbourne6365]

@Eros Delorenzi nope

[@rgwak]

Syria used to be sketchy, but now it's pretty chill.

[@dsolo2161]

@Eros Delorenzi ...That sounds like a weed question to me.

[@trickydick2909]

@Eros Delorenzi Nah they all moved to Florida so they can complain about how much it sucks compared to Brooklyn.

[@PyroLeo1]

@Eros Delorenzi And Italian women are?

[@speedcubingman]

"Compliments to the chef" I'm rolling 😂😂🤣

[@getchristielove]

"Ever try to stop a hundred thousand people from getting where they want to go???" 😂😂

[@demetriusmiddleton1246]

🤣

[@nickgillis7481]

I’m fucking dead😂

[@bishopmccoy1274]

iamKlinge yo i said the same thing

[@TheAntinowherelane]

That's it. The single line that damn near killed me. 😂💀

[@TabethaAurochs]

His generic white women voice is absolutely perfect. Flawless.

[@gracieb.3054]

@Taryn Morvillo: What in tarnation are you talking about??? He's funny, but that's inarguably a rich, fake, selfish woman voice. Don't the Kardashian's sound like that too?

[@jexikavindictive]

@@gracieb.3054 that's the point lol

[@fullysemiautomatic5618]

Read this comment in that voice lol

[@SoundBoss5150]

"This white girl voice is mines now"

[@isaacdiakite3264]

@@gracieb.3054 The Kardashians are white tho what's your point💀

[@ar2042]

"Very diverse group of white women" 🤣🤣

[@preddyshite6342]

That's pretty deep actually, especially if it was in Canada

[@jennijubilant]

@@becarefulwhatyoufish4764 all I see is a sea of "whispers" white people. Wouldn't call that "diverse."

[@noneya9035]

@Mookinzmolly I couldn't agree more..brown hair, black hair, blonde hair, red hair, green eyes, blue eyes, brown eyes, hazel eyes... We are. Everyone else is brown/black hair and brown eyes ... For the most part.

[@kooolkidninjamaster]

Don't know what it's like in America but white Europe is diverse

[@jorgrein]

@@becarefulwhatyoufish4764 "white" is a generic term. Half of the world could be deemed as white. Broaden your knowledge and stop saying stupid sh**.

[@dutchessdioji9368]

"Ever try to stop 100,000 people leaving a small area at the same time, it's impossible. They got places to go. I don't got riot gear."

[@bonham460]

great joke

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@MistaBaZ]

that almost explains everything...

[@nordicfalcon]

I can’t breathe. This dude has me weaker than COVID. Too soon? I already know 🎩 🧥 🚪 Already leaving.

[@christianmcbrearty]

@@nordicfalcon COVID isn't weak tho

[@DawgMama]

I am a white woman who rescued a fight dog...and he has a few sweaters. I have never laughed so hard.

[@TheMsnitish]

that's cute

[@cat-le1hf]

lemme guess, you let it run without a leash at the dog park and the other dogs have their time ruined?

[@ghost_kitty_cat]

Didn't take in a pitbull...but a 110 lb King Shepherd and he also had sweaters

[@jamieunderwood33]

I was adopted into a white family. My mom ain't scared of shit. I swear she got kicked by a horse. She looked that horse dead in the eyes and that horse never again even lifted a leg towards her.

[@DJ-ys9pv]

Lmao 😂 😂

[@jamieunderwood33]

I promise y'all, white women are not scared of us...it's an act. They have no fear!

[@ManiacalViolet]

@@jamieunderwood33 can confirm. White lady here.

[@maxwellmckinley637]

@@puckered6036 No. Think about it. Mass is involved too. For example, there's a huge difference between getting hit with a tennis ball going 30 mph and a truck going 30 mph.

[@zenmastakilla]

@MEGATRON Yeah right lmao

[@Moham94]

When he said: “ I think white girls killed Biggie” I lost it😂😂😂😂😂

[@DystopianChild]

Made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@metaworldpees]

That is what you call a SOLID set.

[@MattiaDeG]

*shit

[@metaworldpees]

@@MattiaDeG hey thanks for bringing me back to this video. Surprised to see over a hundred people agreed with my comment. A quick glance at the likes and other comments show that the majority agree, but thank you for your *shitty input random internet douche. ;)

[@metaworldpees]

@IAmaPersion lol

[@jDiddyi]

@IAmaPersion the majority didn't put him in office though... Millions more voted for the other candidate

[@jillakkuma]

IAmaPersion what did trump have to do with ANY of this i’m laughing so hard at your comment

[@jackiechan_wtf4041]

"They got places to go, I don't got riot gear". 😅😅😅💀

[@mykzalot]

He was right that was gross

[@AmaraEmme]

Fun fact: apparently a room filled with people but only one door can be vacated faster when the people exit in an orderly manner (the study I’m thinking of achieved this by putting a pillar near the door) instead of everyone rushing for the door :)

[@anabellethurston7777]

I love how this entire bit applies to my cousin who moved from LA to brooklyn and adopted a pitbull and named it cleo

[@olive-gy2rt]

CLEO LMFAO

[@kacy642003]

... and she dress it in a sweater?? 🤣🤣🤣

[@harlemdeni]

He surprised me how good the set was. Btw, that audience was dead, smh. -.-

[@thabolefleur9655]

Check his Netflix special

[@dragonfly4484]

I will say half dead

[@morganstone897]

Che just keeps getting better and funnier. His delivery is really original

[@brivvy]

Audience wasn’t dead, they aren’t mic’d up so you can’t hear.

[@stormcorrosion176]

Or maybe his comedy is lacking.

[@fritzpierre92]

I was gonna say I was disappointed that he still doing these jokes from 2015 but then I read the description that says this performance is from 2015 and immediately felt like a doofus hahaha

[@omarjohn7312]

Fritz P me too I was like really dude 4 yrs same shit lol

[@DeterminedGoat]

Good job you dipshits j/k

[@jjmah7]

I mean, no one would’ve known had u not announced it here though 😂

[@IAnd-du2qx]

It's timeless material regardless

[@erikhoffman4653]

He used the we owe China 11 million dollars joke this year

[@foepoundmcginnis6322]

lol i was in the elevator with a white woman not on purpose

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

When you ask her "What floor" and she responds with "No.", you need to respect her decision and immediately get off the elevator after professing your admiration for Gloria Steinem. Woman: Reaction time is a factor is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Man: Sure. Woman: One-one-eight-seven at Unterwasser. Man: That's the hotel. Woman: What? Man: Where I live. Woman: Nice place? Man: Yeah, sure I guess-- that part of the test? Woman: No, just warming you up, that's all. Man: Oh. It's not fancy or anything. Woman: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden- Man: Is this the test now? Woman: Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down- Man: What one? Woman: What? Man: What desert? Woman: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Man: But how come I'd be there? Woman: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want some man time by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a girl, Male Oppressor, she's crawling towards you- Man: Girl, what's that? Woman: Know what a woman is? Man: Of course. Woman: Same thing. Man: I've never seen a woman -- But I understand what you mean. Woman: You reach down, you flip the girl over on her back, Male Oppressor. Man: Do you make up these questions, Ms. Steinem, or do they write them down for you?

[@nikateymurzadeh8284]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing WHY WAS YOUR COMMENT SO FUCKING FUNNY

[@pastordonkoh7692]

I stare at a wall like a dog with neurological problems

[@CascadianPatriotII]

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Gloria Steinem is truly a philosophical and political carcinogen.

[@cashcarti8351]

Such a natural flowing comic.

[@marctouss1862]

i think he's the heir apparent to dave chappelle..

[@thatsgnarlybro4585]

@@marctouss1862 is this serious

[@denisitele]

@chad thundercock But still keeps you glued to them, unless you didn't know the race of the comic when you clicked on this link

[@isaacdiakite3264]

@chad thundercock Yeah white people get alot of flack, cuz for some reason it's genuinely funny. Everyone makes fun of white people including white people. Now you may say "well what if white comedians made fun of...." no it wouldn't be funny cuz u sound bitter😂unless u George Carlin or Bill Burr.

[@gabrielm.4554]

Marc Touss he’s just a shitty clone

[@TWBlack]

"Do you know how dangerous you have to be to convince a pitbull he doesn't eat meat anymore"? 🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@randallissimo]

He is naturally funny. And he has a calm and cool flow. Very talented.

[@colelamar5136]

He is SUPER comfortable on the stage. His body language says it. Only other comic this comfortable is Chapelle.

[@ToluRobertson]

Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope, line 2.

[@ToluRobertson]

...oh shit and of course RIP Patrice

[@vohoangson867]

and Trevor Noah

[@thetachmoniteb825]

@@ToluRobertson facts

[@ManMadeHater]

“Isis is mine now” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mappy8899]

“Syria used to be sketchy but now it’s pretty chill”

[@analienfromouterspace]

Jokes aside, you won't want to be there. That's problem here.

[@CheyennePeppa]

Ok as a white woman I appreciate that he’s both complimenting us and making fun of us and it is truly hilarious 🤣

[@bukafrank3484]

Yeah

[@dl7283]

Yeah

[@christywilson9402]

You name is awesome and clever

[@pichass9337]

no one cares

[@K50ATTACK]

Ok kayleigh

[@Psiberzerker]

"First we take Manhattan, then we take Brooke Lynne!" The borough formerly known as Brooklyn.

[@desireec2836]

underrated comment

[@MGC-1977]

Put a Trader Joe's in Syria 😂

[@meriannestoneback7436]

My fav part! 🤣

[@wsk9734]

that sounds like Dubai lol

[@hayati6374]

Trader Joe’s is Aldi 😂

[@sagishi1245]

@No Dogma Mama 90% of our female population is working and jobs for women here are the suitable, respectful and well-paying jobs. How do you think we live here, you moronic ignoramus?

[@sagishi1245]

@No Dogma Mama Why the hell are you talking about something you don't know shit about as if you're omniscient. Syria is not theocratic; we're not Saudi Arabia. Most people here are apatheists; the goverment doesn't force religion on anyone and almost nobody here care about other people's beliefs. You don't have any idea about Syrian people. The only reason we are in this situation here is because the big bad boys have some interests here. ISIS and other fanatic organizations was formed and supported with the help of your hypocritic goverment and the Arabian-Gulf Countries. Abo Bakr Al-Baghdadi was a CIA agent. Fuck everybody who was the cause of this crisis we're in from America, Russia to Turkey and Saudi. We were fine and now after your hyporcritic government did this to us, they have the nerves to depict us as backward, fanatic, primitive creatures. I always try to seperate your people from your goverments but some clueless uncultured people like yourself make me really disappointed

[@Sierrz]

“We should start selling weed...” 😂😂😂

[@dillonmwanza6498]

That subtle gentrification joke deep.....

[@sausas8209]

subtle? deep?

[@thapelomaraisane8705]

It's a joke bro. Chill.

[@emanuelmartinez7267]

Brooklyn born and raised in a neighborhood my family has called home since the 1920s, can confirm that in just 15 years white woman took over the entire borough. We thought we could appease them by giving them Williamsburg and the Downtown area but it only fueled their hunger

[@annetteharmon6194]

Vultures

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

white women*

[@guru_basketball_kiero]

Soo true about white women saving pitbulls 😂🤣

[@maxwellmckinley637]

@RedRose7997 Because most people could body a chihuahua in one hit, and they have tiny little mouths, whereas pit bulls are big motherfuckers, and they clamp down hard as shit.

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

@No Dogma Mama So classy they're responsible for most deaths. The "but small dogs" things doesn't work at all seeing as if a Chihuahua wants someone dead it's a nuisance, when pit bulls want people dead it's life threatening.

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

@J PrOvost Statistics>KZbin anecdotes

[@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo]

@J PrOvost Nobody is gonna kill pet owners over a fucking dog. You're a clown.

[@ivanoffw]

Did the song Timber save him?

[@kayeel7587]

I’m a white woman who’s rescued 2 pit bulls 😂

[@danielgitahi2847]

Syria here she comes..lol

[@zaimfaizal3511]

Syria used to be sketchy but now it's chill

[@omgitsjoetime]

Just Shon don’t move to my neighborhood.. I don’t need the rent going any higher

[@stefanurquelle7736]

Did you put sweaters on them?

[@melissahunt3124]

kaye el yassssss

[@lagaman11]

Watching Che's standup I am absolutely convinced that SNL is NOT using him to his best abilities. Why would you hide his comic genius behind a news desk? Makes no sense at all.

[@starsintherain2000]

I agree, I wish Michael was in more sketches.

[@clarktownsend8991]

he writes alot of sketches like Black Jeopardy

[@budtenenbaum6932]

They garrett morriss people

[@djangomarkov7948]

Its the only part of snl i watch, partly because it comes up on snapchat but also its just my favorite part

[@alexia3552]

right??

[@bonniefoley387]

😂 The pitbull thing gets me every time. I literally had a pitbull walking around my backyard. My neighbors were all nervous about him. And I just went up to him going "hey puppy, come here", looked straight into his eyes at his level... He came over and allowed me to walk him home. I was not scared even a bit. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@wiseonwords]

@Bonnie Foley - Hooray, white woman, goddess! Now, let's send you to sort out Afghanistan! It never ceases to amaze how conceited certain women are!

[@thegreat1548]

White womannnn ACTIVATED 😂

[@cosmicbananas8084]

dogs are good at detecting human emotions, Fear tends to worsen behavior in dogs

[@brianjensen7977]

Che predicted the rise of Karens

[@847MicRoss]

The pitbull needed an Instagram account with that white lady

[@Merchelloful]

Che's standup is incredibly underrated/ I watched his netflix special, - amazing!

[@Kevinschart]

funny, i was just thinking that its overrated

[@dogdays9378]

White girl dangerous here, on my 3rd rescued Pittbull and they all wear sweaters in the winter. Love this, so funny and true. 👸🐕🐕🐕

[@joebidenjr5902]

Pitbulls should be bred out of existence, they are dangerous asf, all of them need to be put down

[@babytt8487]

@@joebidenjr5902 they're not, my cousin has a pit bull shes lovely!

[@christinehart8018]

I love you Michael !! I rescue a pit bulls, I’m white and a vegan, you made me laugh so hard. Oh, I studied in Brooklyn. Again, spot on. 🥰😘❤️

[@danielgitahi2847]

Lol. One more thing left for you to do. Please post a video when you get there. And say the magic words. "Syria's mines now" 😂😂

[@marioperez-ph7er]

🤣☠

[@smilealwaysnatasha3423]

Probably fake cry too haha

[@dare_challenge_a_god1536]

Christina hart we love you❤

[@johnmichael2753]

And shes liberal and drives a suburu with a bike rack.

[@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod]

Amazing and unique comedy.

[@MrOneNye]

That was a great set man and it kept hitting a pinnacle every time as he went with the Rhythm. Even broke the fourth wall and it didn't matter. Awesome set

[@narutofreakgrace]

Hilarious. Also it's kind of nice to see stereotypes about women that aren't all negative. Actually funny & largely accurate.

[@wiseonwords]

@Grace - No, it's only because these lame jokes flatter your female vanity. That's why you like them. Women can't handle the truth about themselves.

[@elliesings9508]

Compliments to the chef. Lmao 😄

[@taylorwaylor8965]

His “Brooklyn’s mines now” voice lol

[@danielmoshi6214]

If u think 32 is old wait till u get 60 and see a picture of u at 32

[@Westcoast_Italians_Cali_Love]

Daniel Enock that made me feel a lot better because I just turned 33 and have been going thru a quarter life crisis 😂

[@mew9345]

“Rich white girls from Seattle” couldn’t be more true 🤣🤣🤣 as a Seattle native a lot of the “indie/alt feminist types” I went to school with either moved to NY or tried to 😂

[@rocknrolllady2556]

He is hilarious! Can't wait to see more of him!

[@EvGenius1990]

He is really good!

[@DonnieDuright]

I love his confidence and pacing of his set! #goals

[@JM-dw5fu]

When he expressed fear of a white woman, i felt that

[@nix2747]

He was saying white women were dangerous before the Karens reached full strength.

[@JM-dw5fu]

@nutmeg I concur

[@nix2747]

@@JM-dw5fu I wasn't explaining at you. Sorry if it came off that way. I was just adding to what you said.

[@Chazcott]

So now whenever I pick up someone’s old furniture off the curb or something thrifted and refurbish it, I say “😌 this is mines now” in my best Michael Che voice😂😂

[@Walking-MY-Path]

I'm not gonna lie, this bit quite brilliant. It made me laugh and it was pretty relatable.

[@kamielmoodley3689]

Such a ripper!!! Seen him for a minute, have to start following his work.

[@cronoluminara6911]

He killed it sooo comfortable up there

[@bruce9897]

“Compliments to the chef” 😂

[@quietkilljoy]

Three time Round Tabler of the year, Michael Che!

[@siddharthkrishnan3317]

This is my favorite Michael ache set in a long tome!!

[@carlostyes6458]

Watching this again June 1, 2020. Amy cooper probably didn't see this

[@pbassman99]

I love this dude. He is what we need right now.

[@1414TTT]

I neeeeed more che stand up bro, he gets me.

[@legendaddy2571]

I think this guy is the next one. He's like a younger Dave Chappelle, quality jokewise

[@mariomueller9692]

and even the older dave chapprelle was lame as shit

[@RickFoxChicken]

I'm inclined to agree

[@artbank1847]

@@mariomueller9692 cause he sold out

[@sergiotibbs4248]

I feel like he's better than young Dave. Young Dave was kinda corny

[@desc4065]

Omg 😂 this is hilarious! Can’t forget how indestructible they are walking home drunk either 😂😂😂

[@diogenes.]

Drunk white women walking the streets, that's more terrifying than isis 😢

[@PrincessKLS]

50 Shades of Dudes sounds like a gay erotica.

[@linzdubs5258]

As a white woman I literally laughed my ass off! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shelcidavenport9829]

Yeah because it’s the truth 😁

[@kacy642003]

Me too!! 🙌🏻

[@wiseonwords]

@LinZ Dubs - Of course you would! Ego. Ego. Ego.

[@pauloakes6952]

As a white woman what ass?

[@Khiarika1]

That ending was everything!

[@nehag4021]

Brooklyn's mines now..hahaah I keep coming back to this video

[@monetjames7707]

"You ever seen 100,000 people tryna leave a small area?? 😭😭"

[@annaward9245]

“compliments to the chef” i screamed

[@cold4882]

Im literally in tears 😭😂

[@DocJamesH]

Wow, this is my first time hearing his guy, but he's hilarious. I'm sharing this video tonight

[@adavidbujanda]

This my new favorite comedian

[@dr.zombiex]

This segment never gets old. Also, it’s fucked up that it’s all true.

[@anmnou]

"Complements to the chef!" LOL!! My neighbours across the street heard my laughter!

[@dianeveilleux6452]

He makes me laugh!

[@common101sense]

Y’all should check him out on Legion Of Skanks podcast. He is at his most free there. I love this guy.

[@dairithborquez8265]

Compliments to the chef 👨‍🍳

[@s.v.8328]

"Second page is a bibliography." I dieddddd. Lmao!

[@GrotrianSeiler]

This guy is a gem.

[@kryn1030]

This guy is a national treasure

[@KangenKrazy]

His writing is incredible

[@Bselman]

Great set!

[@fauscardona]

Great work !!!

[@valenciadale3506]

That was awesome 😂😂😂 lol

[@Mike-yr4iy]

“Brooklyn is mines now” 😂😭😂😭

[@pablobuono9078]

Good material

[@wuhansam]

CROWD DONT DESERVE THIS A1 CONTENT

[@Allagi22]

"Compliments to the chef" 😭😭

[@iamcornelia]

I’m a white woman and I approve this message.

[@feradallas1437]

iamcornelia

[@vadaski5038]

No you're not

[@zglrd8938]

ya slam dunk wants you back Sakuragi

[@drdread9896]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LeslieDugger]

Stop gentrifying the comments section

[@z0mn1a]

This is my discovery comment. Dude's fire. On my prospective top 5. Keep killin' it.

[@Blacko813]

Love the ending 👏👏👏

[@CausalityLoop]

'Build a Trader Joe's in the middle of Syria' is the best Middle East strategy I've ever heard.

[@CowpokeCannoneer]

Build a Trader Joe’s in the middle of Syria 😂

[@kh0357]

he has a calm delivery and i like it

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"Compliments to the chef" I'm fuckin dying.

[@samuelmass1277]

"Compliments to the chef" 😂😂😂

[@valdo9737]

"Teach me o wise one" 😂😂

[@looty2244]

Awesome and original!

[@darnellsmith363]

Everything he said added up...he has true clarity & perception

[@danicatanner7698]

Watching this with my rescued pit bull in a sweater... omg

[@beatleme2]

Compliments to the chef.. thumbs up ..make that 'to go

[@googleacount3611]

This was great

[@kayc.5213]

Good delivery...Speaking truth