Greg Davies' Name Is TATTOOED On Josh Widdicombe?! | Taskmaster

[@LiteDisc]

"I chaaaaanged it!" One of the most famous lines ever in Taskmaster history for great reasons lmao

[@matthewpopow6647]

I swear, Greg must have felt just a smidgen of horror at first...

[@mclovin9988]

Its so haunting lmao

[@Surfboarder4]

you can tell Greg is really disturbed when she says that

[@heatherleys]

It's Alex's genuine laughter after it that gets me.

[@debbykoning26]

Love that sentence to!

[@tateanderson213]

I want to see a task “get the worst gift for Alex” at some point 😂

[@colemyst]

Yes! That would be such a great task.

[@marycanary86]

theyll all bring him a photo of greg XD

[@sora79531]

@@marycanary86 for Alex I feel like that’s the BEST gift though

[@zyaicob]

They did a "best gift for your enemy" task in NZ it was great

[@cosmic_tala]

Oh goodness... 😅

[@LaneyStudios5]

When you think that some of the biggest and most memorable moments from Taskmaster were Josh's tattoo in the first season and Joe's potato in the second it's fair to say that Taskmaster has been peak television from the very start

[@debran940]

One of the most memorable tasks was Romesh and the watermelon and that was literally the very first one

[@liamnevilleviolist1809]

I loved Joe's potato moment! Pure gold! That, and the realisation he had when trying to build a miniature bridge and said "there's strength in arches...." hahah.

[@quantummidget]

"Please don't take this away from me..."

[@jeffrey44]

Another way to look at it is it's gone down hill ever since.

[@LaneyStudios5]

@@jeffrey44 each to their own, but I personally feel the show as a whole has only strengthened over time, maybe those moments stand out a lot because we were still able to be shocked by them, whereas we know now the lengths they will go to and the chance that victory can be taken away from someone

[@cesarrodriguez16]

Twelve seasons later, and nobody’ll ever top little Josh Widdicombe.

[@Digiimon]

Rhod Gilbert will always be my favorite

[@washellwash1802]

Mike Wozniak's mohawk is a strong contender!

[@missdamenoir2830]

Bubba in New Zealand got a tattoo of the other castmates.

[@JazuJacu]

Just pure brilliance: Greg's reaction to Josh's endeavour is priceless.

[@greatscott5690]

It’s so wholesome when he genuinely enjoys the prizes 😋

[@wizardjokes]

You mean the blatant pandering?

[@adamrobinson6951]

@@wizardjokes That's literally the point, and it's amazing

[@chrism6880]

"STOP BEING NICE!"

[@Oasisftww]

Gutted Sean lock will never be on this now :(

[@inflatablewolfie]

Oh god that's horrible news, this morning.. I did not expect to be this saddened by the death of someone I didn't know but I guess I'm just crushed that I won't get to laugh every time he opens his mouth anymore...

[@jaiwitt5208]

Bro I am bawling I had no idea and had to search up wtf happened :( r.i.p

[@242proPRODUCTUONS]

Yeah this sucks, Harry Hill had some great words and we for sure need a best of all time video in memory

[@pinkkam]

me too :( he wouldve been such a gem

[@_DuxNet]

Damn. You are right...

[@Movrings]

I'm a bit disappointed James' "oh just open it, you pussy!" wasn't included at the beginning 😂

[@nicandknacksandseans]

Poor Mark Watson. Telling Greg how long and hard you worked on a task is almost a sure way of doing poorly in that task. I think he made that mistake more than once

[@danielleforder]

what's your name? Greg, Nooo, Yes? That will always make me laugh 🤣

[@yake222]

The first season and someone got a name tattooed on his foot and someone else became the consultant for all future tasks

[@BethanyLowe8773]

Excellent point

[@samthedystopianrat1945]

Tim Key isn't actually a consultant. That's an inside joke between him and Alex, since they're good friends. Tim and him just go for a drink every year and they call it 'task consultancy'

[@thatonekidweallknow]

"I hate young people" You were a teacher 👀

[@jamesbutler6253]

Yes, and he has said numerous times that he hated teaching. QED.

[@DesecratedTTV]

Yeah, that'll do it lol

[@shannonhensley2942]

Yes you can genuinely hate young people and still be a teacher. He always talked about how he was a shit maths teacher.

[@thatonekidweallknow]

@@jamesbutler6253 I know that, it just seems like an ironic career choice

[@JKLoans]

You can teach *and* hate young people.

[@smurfette_blues7922]

I hope they have a gift task in the next series. I miss them

[@docilecrocodile5981]

there are other versions of taskmaster (taskmaster done by other countries) such as Taskmaster USA or Taskmaster NZ (most like the original)

[@smurfette_blues7922]

@@docilecrocodile5981 ya ik. I've seen some of the nz version but im honestly too much of a purist to get fully into the other shows

[@Callhouse]

@@docilecrocodile5981 I've seen a few of episodes of the USA and NZ version. The NZ version is honestly not bad but the US version is just awful. Most surprising though was the Finnish version, that's probably the closest to the UK one quality wise.

[@willisverynice]

I realized the prize task with Mel in it had Mel in it before I saw her because I could hear her gasp of anticipation as Alex read the auto queue.

[@melle7505]

Gutted you cut out the ‘oh just open the box you p*ssy’ from the first bit by James Acaster

[@lunasfav6681]

6:20 did anyone else hope that they would play it.

[@JosefFerguson]

In the future, if anyone asks Josh who Greg is, he can say "that's the prick that made me count beans"

[@greg5478]

The Wen gifts are so thoughtful !

[@z.m.stewart1996]

I love how many levels of disbelief Greg goes through about the tattoo. Seeing the picture of Josh getting the tattoo, but still making him come over and take his shoe off to prove it’s still there, then trying to rub it off with spit, then he still has to ask if it’s real before he believes it! 7:44

[@bremCZ]

It's not a weird loophole. The land register doesn't count small plots like that. All you do by paying one of those sites is buy a £20 certificate.

[@Captain_Blue_Beard]

What if you bought like Acre of small plots

[@bremCZ]

@@Captain_Blue_Beard Essentially, you can't but if you could, it'd be much cheaper to buy the land whole somewhere. Then, you'd have to live there too. However, it'd be much cheaper to just print yourself a certificate and start calling yourself Laird, seeing as how it's not a legal title and anyone can call themselves that.

[@poeticserenade]

Holy shit the taskmaster puzzle thing shows some interesting tidbits. Who tries a puzzle like that? Completing it counter clockwise and throwing out completed bits you may have found for the region you're not currently working on? Wow.

[@ladyyuna2000]

Love watching Taskmaster and he should have tattooed the last name too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeolson6749]

Waking up to the news of Sean Lock R.I.P, I had to google its validity from Canada. Cancer sucks. Can’t wait to see the tribute videos highlighting his career from 8 out of 10 cats countdown and big fat quiz tho. It’ll show his talent and influence of the younger generation.

[@hysteria2831]

the clip we all came to see is burried in the last 3 seconds with terrible audio

[@Charlie59876]

who's here after the established titles was found to be a scam

[@youngdolo8]

Season 12 cannot get here soon enough, COME OOOOOONNNN THEN!!!

[@ronanmackay2059]

Mad how after watching this, I went and got a Lordship too. Lord Mackay here.

[@mangosteak]

U got scammed :]

[@swiftlymurmurs]

So sorry milord but that "loophole" that gives you the lordship title is not actually recognised by any authority, so you've really only bought yourself a piece of paper

[@PtolemyJones]

Broke my heart when they made the episodes no longer available in the US, so much fun.

[@sabertoothedcapybara]

yo ho, yo ho....

[@lilliematthews7922]

I’ve watched through half of series 11 from the US. Most of the seasons are available on KZbin. The rest I found on dailymotion.

[@drwoo6090]

Get a VPN

[@PuchuKt]

Get the shittiest VPN, or the opera browser that one come with one

[@winstonsmithsoul]

Greg looks like Rick Mayall and Dave Gilmours lost brother.

[@zoemarieking]

Rik mayall actually played his dad in Man Down

[@peterfalconer]

Rhod Gilbert presenting Never Mind The Buzzcocks, I believe, described him as “The Bloated Corpse of Rik Mayall”

[@FramesPerSecond]

Someone should have brought Durian for the scent prize

[@iLoveYou4ll]

7:50 for the tattoo

[@oscarramage95]

300 Baht is about £7, which I’d say is quite expensive for a shitty box that you can’t open, but you can, but you can’t

[@nehamaw]

Love the prize tasks!

[@shmookins]

3:17 _Griffiiiith!_

[@sespider]

It's depressing to look back and see how many gullible people fell for that land scam. And even more depressing when you realize folks are still falling for it and other obvious scams.

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

and now that lordship is exposed as a scam

[@danielboone8435]

People didn't know that already? I thought it was pretty obvious. What official government organization would keep track of ownership of one square foot of land? The fact that so few memebers of society are able to ask themselves that question is disheartening.

[@DocAcher]

"What's you name?" "Greeeeeg 🥰😚🤭"

[@Triscraft]

I assume this was before they realized that most of these lordship things are scams and you dont actually end up "owning" any actual land. rather you're giving someone money to "rent" their land.. OR in most cases you're giving someone money to just print a crap bit of paper pretending you own something.

[@morgansearle3912]

Physical NFT

[@PuchuKt]

I thought it was always ironic

[@themonlight13]

​@@PuchuKt Sadly no. Most sites claim that you get actual land and a offical title but if you go with that to your local gov, they just laught at (Well, most countries at least). Almost always you dont get any land as a ownership-thing and instead you more or less just adopt or sponsor the land. Its still their piece of land. Some sites at least claim they plant a tree on that piece of land and that ist technically a donation. Not sure about that tho.

[@danniantagonist]

In-universe, though, he's still a Lord. 😊

[@MusicGal672]

Mattie really be out here reorganising his roommates closet meanwhile I go away for a month and my sister won’t even load the dishwasher 😭

[@thebird135]

Of course it’s the last ten seconds of the video. Well played.

[@theneck5157]

Tattoo haha 😂 fucking brilliant

[@Zurrech]

It is a bit disturbing that Joe Lycetts Greg chair looks like the Berserk Behelit..

[@meiralifson7255]

Lâu quá rồi mới nghe anh Đức Phúc hát, thích quá đi thôi.

[@johnhague5155]

Ed don't look happy that he has to drees as Yargo the parrot and take Nish Qbit to dressed as Jafar to se Slipknot.

[@some_random_account7989]

Where can i watch taskmaster in the U.S??

[@wizardjokes]

All episodes are available on KZbin in full on the official Taskmaster channel as soon as they air

[@pufferfish4554]

So I actually know someone with an OBE. She definitely didn't buy it haha.

[@xanmontes8715]

Lord Davies? Heavens me...

[@scottrindal7859]

now if the tattoo has been on his bottom........

[@jenniferlawrence1372]

These really make me frustrated with the more recent contestants who, because they couldn't be bothered to watch the show before appearing on it, just bring in whatever they found in their kitchen on the way out the door. These were some really memorable moments. A kebab skewer or venetian mask wasn't good OR funny. Just a waste of time.

[@supersexygal01]

Bloody hell I thought I was the only one who thought that!!! Lol

[@johncameron4194]

The tattoo

[@sufirodger]

I CHANGED IT!

[@James_AC]

We need a video with all of Sean's best moments! R.I.P to a true legend. Thoughts are with his family and friends. 💔

[@secretforreddit]

Sadly, Sean was never on Taskmaster :(

[@SakaNaomi]

What?

[@secretforreddit]

@@SakaNaomi Sean Lock passed away from cancer a few days ago. RIP to one of the greats.

[@AleGrigis]

....or IS IT?

[@dpong8928]

3:00 People who's mother tongue isnt English: But you just gave him a sinlge cold wem? Sees the record , oooooooh...

[@willisverynice]

Even if they were allowed to play the mosquito you disperser, KZbin videos don’t use frequencies high enough for us to hear it here.

[@SJKM]

No but we'd get to see the audience reaction. 😎

[@namesurname424]

D… picks again

[@petgoose32]

Why did you mirror all the faces on the thumbnail but didn't mirror the foot itself? :( It's... umm... weird?

[@MrLarry]

Well the foot isn’t mirrored because then the text would be backwards

[@petgoose32]

@@MrLarry *G E R G*

[@mrfocigaz4942]

@@petgoose32 ӘƎЯӘ

[@TheDrugOfTheNation]

Faces are always flipped on things like magazine covers so they face the centre. Looking the other way looks weird.

[@MrLarry]

It’s all to do with keeping all the elements of the thumbnail visible. They wanted to include Greg, Joe, Katherine, Josh, and the tattoo, and technically they could have done the same layout, reversed, without mirroring the images. However, they always have the Channel 4 logo in that position, so if Greg was there his face would be covered. They also always have a caption on the left hand side, and while the size and position is allowed to be altered, there isn’t a way to do it that doesn’t involve covering at least one of the others. This is a neat layout that nicely frames the tattoo and fits the required branding, and I don’t think they could have made as clean an image without flipping the photos

[@jasonalmy1872]

Oh I really wanted Greg to give Josh NO POINTS for that and just bust his chops about it. I thought that would have been awesome. Was still great as is though! 😂😂

[@iainballas]

It's now painful to watch the lordship titles thing lmao

[@johncameron4194]

🤣

[@NerdburgChannel]

Ahh, memories of the show when it was on Dave and still good.

[@LiteDisc]

? 10 and 11 have had two of the best casts the show has ever seen lmao

[@PJArne15]

@@LiteDisc Wozniak is a hero

[@maxgrieve]

At least when it was on Dave, the clips UKTV posted on KZbin had decent titles - you got exactly what it said on the tin, no more and no less. Channel 4 really love their 'Josh has Greg's name tattooed on his foot (plus a bunch of other random clips to bulk out the runtime, oh god please watch our content)' titles. It got old quickly with Cats Does Countdown clips, it's already got old with Taskmaster.

[@johnhague5155]

You do know Greg that under new organ donation rules that tat on Zippys ups Yoshys foot, you can chop it off and take it home. That would actually mean he has a right to present on the last leg as his comedy skills say he shouldn't be on that show. Oh should a miricle of curiouser appeared Aisling if you know what I mean. You need to understan ownership under new rules of the nation.

[@TheGeneralDisarray]

Wot?

[@Gunbudder]

what is this, a rip off of channel 5?

[@NinjaOnANinja]

I hate tv like this. It's a curse.

[@SJKM]

Have you watched it or just the clips?