Greg Davies tests Taylor Lautner on British Citizenship Test

Taylor Lautner loves the UK - but how much? Greg Davies puts him to the test.
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[@ronariverah3909]

Can we not just have a whole KZbin series with just theses two?

[@georgepetkov2184]

When you combine Greg's jokes with Taylor's laugh you get 100% comedy.

[@eveoable]

+George Petkov my face hurts from laughing

[@stoyanpetkov3853]

+eveoable Laughing involves the flexing of stomach muscles. I got abs from laughing!!

[@YesManF7W]

cuckoo

[@charlottesugden8904]

ronariverah iii

[@morphman86]

As an immigrant in the UK, I can confirm that this is exactly how the process goes. And yes, it's Greg Davies overseeing all of the applicants too.

[@grate1231]

morphman86 underrated comment

[@ewout2763]

PlebzOr Blapparapp Now that is an underrated comment!

[@eilzmo]

Ewout I’m mildly autistic so I can’t tell if you’re kidding but I really hope so hahah

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

Well, definitely moving now.

[@MetallicAGirl14]

Eilzmo I’m glad I’m not the only one here 😂

[@JamiesonComedy]

Jesus Christ, the dynamic of these two is brilliant.

[@Sublime-fo6ug]

britt stiffter Its back in August

[@dhruvdnar]

Greg Davis's face lights up when he hears he can swear!

[@mawe9878]

The aftereffects of having been a teacher.

[@8Rincewind]

I find it quite satisfying watching Greg Davies set celebrities tasks and judging then on how well they do. Maybe they could make a show out of this?

[@IamYou86]

This was actually a lot funnier than I thought it would be. These two have great chemistry. The tea part had me cracking up.

[@katiemp670]

this is the weirdest yet somehow best friendship in existence. i'm so alive

[@OhhSoSophie]

Taylor’s utter confusion at ‘to me’ was beautiful

[@TheMilesBOX]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, just make full series of Greg taking the sweet little fellow about the UK teaching him how to live here.

[@stoyanpetkov3853]

+TheMilesBOX Did you just call Taylor a ''sweet little fellow''?! LOL. I am not saying it is not true but... it is a rather unique choice of words.

[@TheMilesBOX]

+stoyan petkov Thank you.

[@stoyanpetkov3853]

TheMilesBOX You are welcome... I guess.

[@blobbem]

"We like to be on time in Britain." Shame that can't be said about the bloody buses and trains.

[@briannafoster7356]

blobbem omg so true!!!!

[@ryledra6372]

We like to be on time, doesn't mean we know how to be on time

[@votecthulhu9378]

or brexit

[@amemelia]

@hucker75 no need to talk about yourself like that

[@ForceFreeTrainergirl06]

As a Brit who hasmoved to Canada I can tell you that over here, being on time is optional. Drives me crazy

[@jessiekadalon8875]

"idk if i want an entire pig or a light pastry" OH MY GOD XD hahaha

[@cocogomez1987]

I don't know why you guys keep saying he's gotten fat. Greg Davies has been that size forever !

[@stoyanpetkov3853]

LOL! That was a pretty dope joke man. But seriously, talking Taylor, he only seems to have gained a bit weight. In reality, it's just his face getting manlier.

[@muls9571]

cocogomez1987 if anything he's got thinner

[@HarekaTysiri]

he's gonna age like a fine wine i tell you

[@MyLast2Braincells84]

Greg is sexy af

[@jennygw1883]

cocogomez1987 there is no such word as 'gotten'.

[@PigginTeaBreak]

I love when Taylor has the mug, it looks massive. He passes it to Greg and it looks normal sized.

[@meera1643]

When he said its marinating I died!!!!!

[@spectro742]

+Meera Saravanan My grandma calls it ''sitting.'' ''You've got to let is sit first!''

[@Loiner_Leftie]

+Angelo Davis (Spectro) my family call it letting it "brew"

[@9_in_the_afternoon]

+Angelo Davis (Spectro) My family say the same :)

[@spectro742]

xd

[@s.osullivan1193]

I’ve heard brew and steep

[@StackCityEntOfficial]

My god these two have infectious laughter.

[@eunminwoo]

3:14 "haha!.... Never touch me." "Ok..." 🤣

[@lizziebooth5397]

My cat

[@jakedeane5304]

I bet you there's been a hog and a scone in the same room as David Cameron

[@CrazyBoyAndyTV]

+Jake Deane He only likes the porks sausage ;)

[@richardnicholls8705]

Thank you Jake Deane for making me laugh...alot

[@jakedeane5304]

Richard Nicholls call me lee Mack ha

[@lackjack1969]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@ssh1487]

Nice profile pic ❤️

[@clothilde1623]

Greg’s deadpan mocking of “hog and scone”, and the idea that Cockneys are so often confronted with the need for both they have actually developed rhyming slang for the situation, almost ended me. I’m still laughing. 😂

[@pilarous]

Taylor's laugh is so contagious. He's so freakin' adorable. xD

[@andrewday5107]

They need to get him on taskmaster

[@kelseyoakes803]

"It made me want to drive a car through a shopping centre" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@clothilde1623]

Kelsey Oakes I don’t know whether I laughed more at that line or at Greg’s laughter afterwards when he realised he’d pushed the boundaries of taste. 😂

[@mrfelface]

Wasn't sure what to expect from the rebranded bbc 3 but this had me bursting out laughing on several occasions

[@Ksadoune98]

Greg realising he can swear haha

[@emmadavidson5992]

love their friendship, taylor looking gorgeous as always

[@MartinsNewTeeth]

LOL, I'm an American who lived with a Brit...we ALWAYS had him make the tea and it would piss him off, but seriously...he made the best tea!! My friends and I could do the exact same steps and still could not duplicate his tea making "voodoo"!

[@stephanieevans3299]

+MartinsNewTeeth It's one of our few skills, ha ha.

[@pixels4164]

+MartinsNewTeeth It's not so hard. The main thing is to use hot water and not do what Taylor does there and prematurely turn the kettle off.

[@bendover185]

+Pixels Mossman I must have missed a step...when do we put the tea in the harbor?

[@MartinsNewTeeth]

+Pixels Mossman I think his "tea magic" was in the steeping somehow...we'd always let the kettle finish, and allow the button to pop...sigh...I just can't make a good "cuppa", and I'm going to have to be OK with that! LOL

[@pixels4164]

MartinsNewTeeth Let the kettle finish. Leave for at least 30 seconds. Add the hot water to vessel containing tea bag(s). Leave to brew for 5 minutes. Add sugar (then stir) and milk (then stir) to taste. Don't forget to take the teabag out if you're making it in a mug.

[@leehare1297]

You're a cheeky lad with a nice smile. 😂

[@tom7131]

CHUCKLE BROTHERS ENGLISH LEGENDS

[@graceherbert348]

tom RIP Barry chuckle

[@jesslewis640]

They have both died now and I cried for a day straight

[@ishaza6515]

@@jesslewis640 Paul hasn't?

[@catherinerobilliard7662]

@@ishaza6515 only Barry. Oh dear, oh dear.

[@ascendancy425]

I also own that £9.99 kettle from Currys.

[@MHScrat]

oh, my family have the same one. Think it's from amazon xD

[@simonwolfendale1988]

Ruby Murray's

[@mattdavid9357]

These two are hysterical, Taylor’s laughing alone just crack’s me up , Gregg is one in a million best unusual friendship ever .!!!!

[@kevinniland6818]

The way Greg looks at the camera and shakes his head after saying "Is it made out of gold?" 😂😂

[@roz8943]

I thought the laugh on Cuckoo was fake 😂😂 it's his real laugh. Love it

[@clothilde1623]

rose 123 I just wrote exactly the same thing under their most recent BBC3 video together! I thought Dale’s laugh was Taylor acting and am so happy it’s actually real. 😂

[@readingbythemoon]

Laughed the whole video. Just loved it. Taylor is such an amazing person and it must be amazing to hang out with. Not gonna lie, loved the ''Is it in a shape of a wolf?'' yes, twilight fan here, lol. Great video

[@DanBmthUK]

That old British tea custom of marinading the tea 😂

[@onllyadream]

His laugh is everything. He couldn't control it and honestly this is the best interview I've ever watch of him.

[@emmax8333]

I love their dynamic so much.

[@Mishy82193]

Taylor is adorable--i just wanna hug him lol!!

[@TallinnTadgh]

Taylor not only has "a nice smile" Greg, he has an amazingly infectious laugh as well. He was so good in Cuckoo -as you all were.

[@respectfullyconfused3458]

I fancy a Hog and a Scone after watching that.

[@mattdavid9357]

These two are so freaking cute together , I’m glad they got together,sometimes the most unusual people have the greatest friendships!!!

[@alicex4795]

Best bromance ever

[@beethreefour]

He has not put on weight! How dare you say that about poor Greg Davies!

[@Alenk]

"Never touch me again" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@nala3055]

He always irritated me because he was in twilight but after seeing this I think, ah poor sweet baby who can't even make a cup of tea XD he's so adorable

[@nala3055]

Likin my own comment because noone else will lol

[@JoeWright30]

I know it was two years ago but that's sad

[@meg5323]

After previously only seeing him in Twilight (ugh), Cuckoo completely changed my whole opinion of Taylor Lautner.

[@RadioactiveScarlett]

Me too! I'd only ever seen him as another typical, vapid, self indulging Hollywood heartthrob but actually Cuckoo completely changed my mind on him. He was completely not what I expected but I'm very happy to be proved wrong 😊

[@rosieh7195]

These two are hilarious together, crying at 'hog and scone'

[@xxGuItArGiRLxx89]

Scone

[@khanmaida]

Taylor's hysterical giggling was hilarious.

[@kenzielayne5145]

i could listen to Greg Davies do a Cockney rhyme all day

[@justtotallygorgeous]

The whole ‘to me’ part had me belly laughing

[@MissFotini]

I enjoyed this! Two sweet guys having a good chuckle :) Greg is just the loveliest!

[@mkay1219]

Nah, actually Taylor is 😊

[@rebeccam2553]

This is my favourite interview of all time.

[@jaybeetv5808]

tbh he's chubbier and conversely has become so much more attractive to me

[@andrewtucker94]

idk Greg has always been thicc

[@helenswift273]

lf you mean Taylor, l feel that, too! l think it's because he doesn't have to take the burden of being a Hollywood hearthrob and gets to be funny and relatable instead.

[@FallenAngelEnemy]

can we have a part two with them again? never laughed so much in my life XD

[@itsmejad3]

I live in Bicester and died of laughter how he said Bicester 😂😂

[@frolickinglions]

How is Bicester pronounced? Bester?

[@APerson-sg7te]

@@frolickinglions bis-ter

[@Chris-hp9be]

@@APerson-sg7te 😧 then why the redundant letters

[@MultiBigbird01]

OMFG these two will be the death of me. Bloody hilarious!

[@ItsRobinWhoTalks]

He is ADORABLE, and to all the people who are shaming him for having gained a bit of weight, you just can't appreciate a cuddly otter like I can ;) ♥

[@rywilk]

Such a bizarre duo, but hilarious.

[@hallieparker8590]

Marinade the tea 😂 Jesus Christ

[@TheCoomer]

Hallie Parker Haha Fenton!!!!! Jesus Christ! Fenton! !

[@sad_spice65]

lautner's a good sport haha

[@ManhattanStory]

People take a picture from the worst angle, the worst lightning and compare it to this Twilight picture with the best angle and the best lightning. He might have gained 5 pounds and everyone is acting as if he gained 50 Pounds. He looks still fit and as good as always

[@user-ru1re2zj1w]

It's more than 5 pounds

[@user-ru1re2zj1w]

I'd say 10-20, and his bf% has increased to around 20%

[@stoyanpetkov3853]

Preach it!

[@thomasjenkins9863]

Ah the joys of being British 😌

[@ricardodelsilva3891]

4:38 The moment Taylor Lautner was forgiven for Twilight

[@PppGameboy]

These two have fantastic chemistry

[@sarahn827]

This was such a great interview 👍🏻

[@noellet62able]

How gorgeous is Taylor he's so sweet love he's laugh ... Love these two together so much

[@laurabourne7512]

Have you not got a kettle at home, mate...? Is it gold? Is it in the shape of a wolf? 😆

[@carmenhayy5077]

Taylor is gorgeous as always and very funny.

[@andrewwhite1305]

I love Greg Davies. I've loved him for years, I love "We are Klang" may God bless the two of you.

[@keely-annejackson5340]

Omg but he is so cute (Taylor)

[@georgepetkov2184]

+BBC Three He does indeed. Ken. Dale. Taylor. Greg. I love both them and the characters. Love 'em all!!

[@p1nkelephants]

+BBC Three I prefer Greg, even though Taylor is adorable.

[@stoyanpetkov3853]

+Amethyst1983 I don't mind. Greg is great although I prefer Taylor.

[@stoyanpetkov3853]

Keely-Anne Jackson Federal Bureau Watch some recent interviews with him and tell me he is fat. Or watch 'Scream Queens'. He is not fat.

[@keely-annejackson5340]

Ok I will give that a go x

[@melissaflynn4]

I can't stop watching this!! These two together are so funny!! :'D

[@lizzyq9059]

I love these two. This really cheered me up. Top work boys.

[@milorodriguez3739]

😂Why have I never seen this... Its so good, these two are so goofy and delighted by eachother's company. This made my day

[@martintrainer67]

These guys have such wonderful chemistry..ive watched all these ,,I want more lol

[@melodygrace5426]

Why have I not seen this, I'm crying with laughter!

[@a3030927]

I have never seen anything so hilarious in my life! God I love Greg. I absolutely love Greg!

[@nannyturtle7342]

These two have such great chemistry. So fun to watch.

[@jenniferbranch5740]

This is fantastic never thought of seeing these 2 together really funny to watch 😁

[@topherglatastryuser]

A bus driver sent me here.

[@jedijoel4587]

+TEZ Videos 33 Same here and he enjoyed a little bit of pinball

[@markool89]

+TEZ Videos 33 HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!!!!

[@gajbooks]

+TEZ Videos 33 Yeah, no, I'm stuck on this bounce pad forever.

[@Magicbanana987]

What's the reference here?

[@jedijoel4587]

We were sent by a person's youtube video who put this in the mystery link (The person was nerdcubed who reviewed/played a driving game with some silly mechanics e.g pinball bumpers and bounce pads) (The game was omnibus)

[@ShErOnful]

Oh my god. HE STILL LOOKS FINE AS HELL how do people even call him fat.

[@gemp5061]

This is one of my favourite videos ever!!

[@rachelburford5991]

I want more of these every week for the rest of my life!!!!

[@georgepetkov2184]

Taylor's English accent though!! I just can't hold myself!! :D:D:D

[@nancym2228]

1:40 omg im crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sophialarkin]

Such an awesome duo, I need to check out the program!

[@rave9665]

I need more of these.

[@NegotiableHemingway]

This is a genuine comedy setup that should be made more prime time

[@Relyx]

4:18 Greg showing his true midlander saying "'ee are" xD

[@Matze_BLITZMASCHINE]

The Jonin Cactuar what does „ee are“ mean?

[@denzelperry7024]

@@Matze_BLITZMASCHINE here you go

[@Matze_BLITZMASCHINE]

@ Paul Davidson thanks a lot!

[@AdzSONLINE]

I have watched this and the other two quizzes. Absolutely fantastic

[@TheDoveking]

One of the best videos on the Internets ^_^

[@kasia743]

OMG chuckle brothers 😂😂

[@Communi-tea]

These two are hilarious

[@shivanideo4191]

5:59 - Taylor being the most adorable pig ever. *Grunt*

[@-izzyyy-]

taylor's giggle is so cute 🥰😂

[@elizzle13]

I really love this video.😍😩These 2 are so funny together😂😂 and Taylor looks so cute😍.I wish i could like this video more than 1 time😂😍👍.

[@rafaeleandradeandrade6929]

as always perfect,funny and outgoing 😘😘😍😍

[@zoeuddin7324]

love these two together

[@arunlfc1671]

this is honestly the funniest thing online I have seen in ages, and taylor is a bit of a legend to be fair, good lad up for a laugh

[@andrewperry813]

I love Greg Davies

[@TheDarkFalcon]

He didn't even let the kettle boil, wtf...

[@solatiumz]

Neither did he warm the pot!!!

[@clothilde1623]

This is a short video of a mock citizenship test so it’s likely they edited the two-minute wait for the kettle to boil. 😜

[@notconvinced2204]

As an American, I can tell you that it’s likely that he’s never even seen an electric kettle.

[@bronteameliaryan5063]

I love these two. They give me life.

[@rachelburford5991]

I want them to do loads of these!!!!