Greg Morton - New Years eve is a Scam

#GregMorton on becoming a vegetarian, Christmas alcoholics, his crappy car.
#GregMortonStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2012.
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[@Only.Daughter]

Somebody book this guy ASAP...THE WORLD NEEDS GREG MORTON!❤❤❤❤❤

[@chrisbertinelli3694]

Just saw him tonite in naples fla. Unbelievably funny. Omg we all laughed like crazy

[@marnim8574]

Just found him - I love him! My dogs are watching me laugh my head off… we all need his humor!

[@abbybaker5900]

I know right I’m trying not to laugh too hard because it’s almost 11:15 at night but I’m going to try to see him when I get back from spring break vacation because it’ll help coming home from vacation less sad and I’ll find out if not being stressed will help my really bad joint pain from sciatica

[@Only.Daughter]

I am a nurse working the Pandemic....this healed my heart today....LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!!

[@John-ic3gc]

Thank you for all you do. It means a lot to those in need and to me.

[@Only.Daughter]

@@John-ic3gc ❤

[@gustavorodriguez3553]

His facial expressions are hilarious 🤣

[@lightdweller]

He’s from my hometown! Amazingly When I heard him, before I even knew who he was, I could actually ascertain that he was from my area by his speech pattern and accent ! He speaks the way black people in Akron sound who was raised up in a non segregated environment around EVERYONE & EVERYBODY. ☮️

[@Guyerbassist]

He's from Ohio?

[@lightdweller]

@@Guyerbassist yes 👍.

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

This guy is the definition of old-fashioned But he's like a hip cool old fashioned if that makes sense

[@devinpaul9026]

It doesn't. It doesn't make sense. We all think you're crazy. Why were you even born? You're fired.

[@nickcarter4006]

Greg Morton’s wild, he looks like Huey Newton but has Rush Limbaugh’s voice - and he thinks like Dr. Demento

[@user-ty6do8yz4l]

Dr Demento....I'm old enough to understand. The 70s were paradise!

[@trixiewheeler3483]

@@user-ty6do8yz4l I loved listening to Dr. Demento! I can hear his voice even now, thinking back.., lol!😅👍💗

[@jiaxiong8991]

This guys cracks me up 🤣

[@SugaBee]

Hey. Let's go get drunk. Tomorrow's coming😂

[@vivianmcalexander9999]

I love this guy! Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💝

[@PsoriasisChannel]

Very entertaining!

[@FrankChernesky-ls8cr]

One of the great ones…😂😂😂😂 What an amazing comedian… hilarious, clean, and very professional…❤️👍

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

I love Greg Morton

[@darkandedgy1457]

He does have good energy very fun to watch never get bored watching him

[@jonathanperry8331]

He looks so much like David Letterman LOL

[@ARF_average]

how is this dude 7 and 45 at the same time

[@TheRealVodun13]

The 700 bicycles joke is hilarious!

[@tionnamorton8543]

1:12 facts 💯

[@ER3xW4ha7]

“You know why.” We we’re all thinking it, weren’t we all? 🤣

[@dequezborden6944]

Who sees Norbit and Samuel .L. Jackson?

[@allstarmark12345]

“I’m into hummus. Not hammas!!!”

[@lloydlee5905]

Excellent guy🎉

[@doddsalfa]

Brilliant

[@johnjoe8711]

I lost my sense of humor but did any one lose there mind😂😂😂😂

[@8ohvibesrecords811]

I knew that wasn’t all one dude that also played norbit

[@feathertralia4703]

"Im into HUMUS not HAMAS" That isn't aging well.

[@jeremynaranjo8168]

I think it’s aging great

[@brekedekdang39]

He is funny. There is another video of him doing mostly the same material that hits a lot harder. I think he is a funny guy.

[@patcram3048]

Greg is So Amazing Hilarious So Friendly!! We Love You Greg !!Pat Angela Anthony!! Hope to See You Again!!

[@therexbellator]

Him arguing with his phone reminds me of me arguing with my Alexa. These 'smart' devices can be so dumb sometimes.

[@markseibert6369]

An intelligent man who is funny! Who woulda guessed it? You look good Greg!

[@stratmaster5]

Okay true story. I was a truck driver and parked for the night in a Wal-Mart in Sandusky Ohio. I went inside bought a movie and noticed the cashier didn't deactivate my dvd. I was leaving and noticed the woman in front of me had a cart full of stuff. Go as close as I could and when we exited the alarm went off. I yelled "run I stole something!". She looked at me weird as I ran all the way to the far end of the parking lot to my rig. When I got in the cab ......nothing lol. Guess I could've stolen it if I wanted too.

[@cluclap]

Wow that hamas joke before anyone knew what that were

[@ronniethompsonRodimusPrime8464]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg

[@Little-She-Devil]

I actually did that. Running as fast I could. They caught me. Or rather I let myself be caught. Showed them the receipt and all… and they were NOT HAPPY…AT ALL. Lol

[@noobna9291]

he is one of the best talented than those judges!

[@user-nw6qp1ki2n]

🤣👍🏻

[@Thekonvict4]

He looks like a NPC in San andreas

[@devinpaul9026]

"Better get that out my face before I eat it!"

[@williampapadopoulos8145]

He ended up on either America’s got talent or Britain’s got talent doing impersonations in front of the judges. I wonder if business got slow for him? He is obviously a very talented comedian!

[@kellewalker2909]

So unique, best at expressionist comedy can't copy what you can't do. They still have stolen his material for 3 decades. Living legend when you are in the front and able to see his natural talent to connect with you and giving a piece of himself no one else can copy.

[@jonathanharris9321]

Damn Greg looks good with the weight loss, he should be a bigger act he's a clean Comic and funny asf dont understand but i hope to see him on shows soon

[@muraddiab6393]

This guy sounds like Dave Chappelle’s impression of a white man.

[@lennardjordan3910]

He is 58 in this clip... 58. I know people who look older at 30. Incredible

[@jacquesfoche9696]

❤️👍😘🥰😁🤣😍😎😊❤️

[@rjremixermanado9665]

Arie Kriting, Stand Up Comedian from indonesia 100% look like him

[@jerijayz3929]

Im into Hummus not Hamas lol. I need me some alcohol right nhow

[@Micko350]

I saw him earlier, He looks so different with a Black Afro! The jokes were old!

[@zeibeats]

same jokes

[@kwootamuckbear9294]

Hmmmmmm 🚽

[@LaithFan200]

You offended me because you said hamad not hamas and im palistinian

[@lewisgrant7622]

Voice recognition is even worse for Scotland. Cause voice recognition doesn’t understand Scottish

[@Angus-Johnson-8334]

1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Version 15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

[@TheSuburban15]

Can't joke about Hamas anymore. Cars still don't drive themselves properly.

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

You can joke about whatever you like, that's the purpose of humor. To feel better about things.

[@MajidAlGhamdi]

Maybe I lost my sense of humor, but did anyone else find this funny?

[@joesimon9126]

This dude isnt funny at all, he has an awkward delivery and his comedy is predictable.

[@ARF_average]

that last joke was good, give the man credit. the rest fell flat though not gonna lie

[@xenos_n.]

@@ARF_average yeah the last one is the only one that made me laugh, the rest was like that lame '80s standup comedy that didn't age well.

[@vinceruyle512]

he had a couple of good ones but mostly bad

[@sativarosegold3604]

No dead baby jokes, I'm not amused

[@timetaker100]

First

[@devinpaul9026]

Stolen one year later! BIIIIIIIIITCH!!

[@user-kd5ig3vc3s]

I saw him dressed in a different outfit saying the same jokes word for word guess he’s not at original as anjelah Johnson

[@sozoii]

God loves y’all ✨ Jesus saves, give him a chance.

[@HyperHorse]

Not funny.

[@eztlimiester1546]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@andresgonzalez887]

the first thing that came to my mind when i looked at your comment and your picture was "you know why"

[@devinpaul9026]

As someone who laughed several times, I can confirm; not funny. Oh-- it wasn't at him.

[@andresgonzalez887]

@@devinpaul9026 You know why

[@devinpaul9026]

@@andresgonzalez887 The word "why" appears nowhere in my comment.

[@user-ku1tv6zq6q]

Maby you dont find him funny he is making money who are you sad man

[@briansmithfilm]

These jokes are so terrible. "when will they come out with a car that pays for itself?" Bruh this guy is not funny at all.

[@jonathanharris9321]

Damn Greg looks good with the weight loss, he should be a bigger act he's a clean Comic and funny asf dont understand but i hope to see him on shows soon