Greg Rates Hollywood’s Patchiest Beards

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[@NegotiableHemingway]

The best/worst Hollywood beard is definitely Keanu Reeves. It’s so iconic and I think it suits him the longer he grows it.

[@mfzoom5401]

The best haha I love its geometry

[@vipeton.8927]

Depp has less hair. Both looks great.

[@connorsimpson503]

His beard is false though, he had a beard transplant.

[@vipeton.8927]

@@connorsimpson503 if Keanu did it why so patchy transplant? Could do more for money.

[@wizewizard1840]

It looks hideous to be honest. Definitely the worst beard of all Hollywood.

[@freelancenerd4804]

My grandma had a pretty patchy beard….. she wore it well.

[@mickeyconnor830]

😂😂😂

[@Vyngraven]

The "perfect beard" is the best beard someone can grow that looks the best for them. Its not about how much hair covers your face. Its not that black and white.

[@DamanKingBear]

Only guys that can't grow facial hair say that

[@Vyngraven]

@Te Kaha Broadbent-King Wrong. I see you're trying to be funny, but I can grow a great beard. Just because someone can grow out all their facial hair doesn't mean it will look good.

[@arkham5940]

objectively speaking, the best beard is the thick complete beard. nobody is talking about how some beards are better for certain people. the best beard is the one that is full. youre talking about subjective styles within faces. learn to see the difference. dummy bastard

[@likhomandoza6657]

@@Vyngraven yeah I've seen guys with a full beard that doesn't look good on them and guys with a patchy beard that looks really good on them.

[@kingnole4237]

​@@DamanKingBearclown

[@AndrewFGray]

I think the most important factor is how a beard supports your overall look regardless of whether it is thick or patchy. My beard idol as a teen was Dave Grohl. His beard isn't ernormously thick and has a few patches in places, but he looks so much better with it than without. It makes him look a lot more rock and roll.

[@likhomandoza6657]

Yeah and not everyone likes a full beard, i remember when i was a kid my beard idol was Trey songz he has a patchy beard and ofcourse at the time i didn't know much about facial hair all i knew is that it looked really good on him and i wanted it.

[@polkhigh_33]

Absolutely agreed with the message of the video, thanks for sharing it Greg

[@lukemiller_6]

Greg has great style but a great voice too 😁 Awesome guy!

[@neganballbat]

Women will often advocate body positivity. But unfortunately, more often than not, they’re hypercritical of men’s bodies or hair. Whether it’s the hair on our heads or face. Gentlemen, I implore you to be confident with what you have!

[@jsw5688]

Those rules only count for them. Wrong way to be... but true.

[@oscaralegre3683]

We can criticise their looks too

[@robhowie823]

Great video as always Greg. Id love to get your thoughts on my beard, as it is heavier in the Goatee area and more thin on the sides.

[@TheDeano945]

Started growing a beard, because I always wanted to after many years,now love it.

[@Secondliferacquet]

Gold. Keep the great videos coming. 👍 🥇

[@jk22222sd]

I have light colored (reddish blonde, some dark brown) facial hair that is patchy. What I do is I overgrow my moustache and grow the rest of my facial hair out. Almost like a beardstache. For some reason, it makes the rest of my facial hair stand out. It’s something I have seen the actor Ewan McGregor do as well, grow the moustache longer since he also has a light facial hair color.

[@MotherofPokimane]

I'm still growing mine. My right side grows slow. My beard is not symmetrical but it looks good when it's long.

[@machoman6969]

Rock what you have guys and be proud wether is tick or patchy. Stop comparing yourself to others specially Hollywood celebrities. 😊

[@fatbobchronicles6125]

Enjoy the forthright presentation!!

[@regulardude2011]

Yea, i am definitely more like Johny Depp. I have 5 hairs on one side and maybe 7 hairs on the other cheek. But, the mustache and chin are much stronger! I might git it a try

[@user-gl5ld9vm7i]

Thanks Greg. I grow a beard. It's full everywhere except not under the lower lip. I don't care that it's not a full "Carlos" haha!

[@RedDieGaming1]

Thats the most common pattern so you’re good to go, before my my lower lip filled in i used to make it into that pattern now it had filled in but lots of my friends tell me to trim it that way for some reason.😅

[@kingnole4237]

​@@RedDieGaming1why lower lip growth is less

[@mfzoom5401]

Christian Bale would be a good shout, though his beard is quite full

[@UberOcelot]

Luke Evans also rocks patchy facial hair.

[@coupesandroadsters]

I started growing a beard two months ago specifically because I noticed the hottest guys in hollywood wear beards even though they are patchy AF. Gave me hope, big realization. Thanks for this video to serve as confirmation bias 😃

[@Wes.E.]

I'm 33 and have a beard that people think is full, but it's not, it's like a cross between the chris pratt & tom hardy, only managed to trim it once where I got compliments on how it looked but I've never been able to replicate it

[@damon5894]

Where do you buy your Contrast Collar shirts?

[@dsmith383]

Chris Pratt is 43 😂

[@hayworths1]

I like to see your natural hair color return. It may not be a bad idea to do a “buzz cut” and start fresh. Regardless, looking good 🤙

[@victorsloan477]

Can barely grow hair at all on my cheeks, mustache isn’t super strong, but chin is decent. I tend to keep the Van Dyke for sure!

[@DevouringWhiteSpider]

My beard isn't patchy, but I can see through it, but is that normal?

[@stevenCG2005]

The only facial hair that I can really grow is a thin mustache, sideburns and a thin goatee. I got nothing in the cheeks and nothing connects (I'm 18), I still hope that at least those areas get thicker

[@baldersn4474]

A lot of my fruends didnt hsve full stubble till they were about 25 mate, yiull br fine trust me..

[@dillbill7152]

You will definitively see at least a little more fill in from 18.

[@madln5070]

same thing with me when I was 18, I´m 20 now and its starting to grow on my cheeks, don´t lose hope :)

[@4TwEnti-]

Hi greg would love to get a rating from u for my beard. its not that great but its the first time i let it grow out (26 years now) It came in rly late with like 23~ edit: Johnny Depp just fixes his beard with the glasses, insane to see how much the glasses benefits from the bears and the other way around.

[@mfzoom5401]

3:55 I hate this look with the goatee horns. Seems to be how it grows for some guys.

[@PhillyBoyFitness]

What about Jason momoa?

[@christopherwarren4293]

Greg Brezinsky: "I am my beard. My beard is me. It is there for all the world to behold, worship, and obey. This beard is a benevolent entity, and a shining, beckoning beacon of righteousness and a font of all of the goodness in the universe!"

[@jk22222sd]

I think patchy beards also look more prominent when the hairs start to turn gray.

[@princeicio]

Well as you get older, your beard continues to get thicker and denser

[@LucefieD]

whats wild is if you look up greg when he's regrowing his beard it's patch af. Like it doesn't even grow by the front corners of his cheeks, it's just blocked by his stache. Blew my mind. gives me hope for myself

[@mfzoom5401]

Damn Chris Pratt is 43, he seems younger haha

[@bobbiesox6289]

You sir are a very handsome man!! 🔥

[@buddhabenzz2646]

Gah DAMN THIS MAN IS BEAUTIFUL WTH ~ a straight man

[@ryansack5198]

Most men don’t grow thick hair all the way across the bottom of the bottom lip to the chin.. Ashton Kutcher has a very normal beard.. For the second photo you showed of him he’s in his early 20’s.. his beard is still coming in.

[@michaelw1669]

Santa I have been a good boy all year and I would like to have a new PS5 controller for Christmas! Ps. you look really good you must be working out.

[@activeone]

Interesting about Johnny Depp.. I've always thought the beard he was rocking in The Tourist looked fake

[@vipeton.8927]

It was fake on the sides. Also on KZbin you can find video where his beard getting improved with additional hair.

[@hayworths1]

3:16 I agree

[@Conamore126]

10:06 my type beard

[@DropoutJerome]

It's what most women find most attractive. If you don't have a chin, long beard is optimal. Got a chin? Stubble is best. Got a chin but your face shape is on the more round side? Corporate beard is best. Beards are weird, the bigger your beard the more compliments you're going to get from other men and less from women. Kinda like when you shift from having an athletic build in the gym to a more body builder one.

[@sharathk220]

Great vedio....see indian hero Yash's beard he is known for his beard look.. U would be amazed

[@SlackersIndustry]

welll all these have 10x more beard than me lol

[@baldersn4474]

This guy looks like a young Colonel Sanders..

[@MotherofPokimane]

Fyi Greg we got the same birthday 🎉

[@aidenlawrence9129]

Tom hardy does have a full beard apart from small patches

[@adendsa394]

Christian Bale has a fantastic moustache

[@toughluck1983]

This would be amazing critiquing your followers

[@richardgoreilly4706]

What of Keanu Reeves?

[@arteycultura127]

CAN YOU ANALYZE THE BEARDS OF. MICK JAGGER, DAVID BOAWIE, FREDDIE MERCURY, BRIAN MAY, JOHN DEACON, JIMMY PAGE, ROBERT PLANT, JIM MORRISON PLEASEEEEE

[@davebrister8892]

This guy looks like Burt Reynolds.

[@user-td8co9tz3y]

The disconnect under the bottom lip is the growth pattern of 99% of men. It's not patches. That's like saying if your hair doesn't start growing from your eyebrows you have a receding hairline. The lips puckering out of a thick beard without the disconnect looks very dumb.

[@RAGproduction]

Ask yourself, why is this guy so desperate for me to grow a beard? I don't know. But we've grown one and now we look to him as leader

[@baldersn4474]

The 90s called Johnny Depp they want their goatee back..

[@coupesandroadsters]

Surprised Robert Downey Jr wasn't the top of the list. Seems as if they invented a new beard style for Tony stark to fit his face.

[@MarioWilliams-rn6rl]

Now johnny depp is what u call a patchy beard

[@jimmyredd]

Putting Tom Hardy on a "patchiest beard" list is ridiculous.

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

Its definitely one of the patchiest in hollywood

[@jamesprior2496]

Umm...look at it again.

[@MarioWilliams-rn6rl]

Kutcher beard no really patchy u ask me

[@MotherofPokimane]

Full beard Jesus beard elderly beard is the best😢😅

[@paulb1383]

Johnny Dep looks like a mess 😂

[@MotherofPokimane]

To be considered a beard you have to grow at least the sides. If it's only chin it's a goatee.😮sorry to let you down not everybody grows a beard. My dad and bro only has a goatee. I just got really lucky somehow. I'm growing mine till my birthday. Longest I've grown it is 4 months. I got 6 months to go.🎉

[@lowlightpiano7110]

Repent and trust in Jesus. Hes the only way. We deserve Hell because weve sinned. Lied, lusted stolen, etc. But God sent his son to die on the cross and rise out of the grave. We can receive forgiveness from Jesus. Repent and put your trust in him. John 3:16 Romans 3:23❤😊😊❤

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

Fictional story book

[@rollinhills6256]

Man I thought for sure marky mark would be on this list. I’d say he has the most unfortunate facial hair in Hollywood.

[@phenocom8182]

Eh who cares patchy or not its all what they wanna do with it... fuller beards are not better .

[@soupbellyschayi1676]

Clearly u

[@danielwalker3813]

Greg is what imagine, God looks like.

[@paulfasse8032]

Elon Musk has probably the worse beard of all. So very sparse and hit & miss. However, having billions of dollars helps his look.

[@Tommy-Atkins]

The likes of James Stewart, Cary Grant and even the “Duke” himself John Wayne would be rolling over in their graves with laughter at this “beard mania”….not everyone wants to look like either Gandalf, Santa Clause or a late 19th century gold rush miner!!!….and now we have Father Christmas’s understudy taking pot shots at other poor souls paltry chin efforts!!.🤣🤣……thank god fashion comes and goes eh? 😎👍