Grian's BARGE in a Nutshell - ANIMATED

[@IONATVS]

You can make tea with a microwave, but the normal way to do so just uses the microwave to heat the water (about 2 minutes to get a single mug's worth to a boil) and puts in the teabag or infuser to let it steep afterwards. so it doesn't really start becoming 'tea' until after it's left the microwave.

[@Ariosor11]

FINALLY I FOUND THE ANSWER

[@Mike24MF]

Wow

[@Hubbabubba465]

lol

[@cpt.arctourus7950]

Or use a kettle

[@IONATVS]

@@Arman-tq4jq Americans. Speaking as one myself. Though, as said in my original post, usually they know enough not to put the actual tea leaves in until the water has finished boiling and come out of the microwave. Most Americans don't drink (hot) tea (and usually buy iced tea pre-steeped, pre-sweetened, and pre-chilled in a bottle or from a soda fountain), and of those who do only a few do so frequently or in quantity--or expect to host guests that do. And if you only have tea occasionally, and only 1 or 2 cups at a time, why bother owning a kettle when a measuring cup in the microwave gives you water that's just as hot in 2 minutes flat? And while it may be heresy to a Brit, boiled water is boiled water, as long as you put the tea in after it boils and don't keep cooking it afterwards, the tea should turn out roughly the same whether steeped in kettle-boiled water or microwave-boiled water, the microwave just boils a smaller amount faster. Even in America, the folks who do drink tea regularly usually own a stovetop or electric kettle, but a lot of Americans would consider it a waste of money and space when they'll only end up using it a few times a year; or if they do own one, only pull it out when they're hosting guests and thus may need to make a lot. And for an "every once in a while as a treat" cup, the microwave honestly does fine.

[@Lemchi217]

Since Grian’s Barge grew so big in Season 7, I wonder if the Grain (G-Train) will become another success

[@StarkeeperLen]

I mean he only recently got quite many diamonds from Cleo buying books xD

[@blitzkriegc1112]

It is grain as grian prefer

[@Its_M1zn]

Bruh, that small train gonna be the next HRN but a shop rather a transportation hub XD

[@AlphaPizzadog]

If Grian's Grain doesn't sell grain and pastries, we riot

[@StarkeeperLen]

@@AlphaPizzadog yup!

[@Henri.d.Olivoir]

I love how everyone joked at him in the start of the season because his barge was extremely small lol. Now who's laughing?

[@NewYorxer]

Not them, thats for sure XD

[@rascalcreeper3472]

Oh god... OH GOD! SCAR'S HAT!

[@rascalcreeper3472]

@@tihomirpetrovic7031 No i mean that hat will get bigger... AND BIGGER... *AND BIGGER*

[@keishuun3971]

@@rascalcreeper3472 *SOON THE HAT WILL WEAR SCAR*

[@andyb1653]

The most impressive thing involving the Barge was when Grian blew the whole thing up and rebuilt it in one day. All because a pillar was in the wrong spot XD

[@izthistle6196]

2:44 so since the barge was based off the design of a farm, can you say that it’s a diamond farm?

[@arceus8992]

Its ofcourse a diamond farm without doubt

[@thefriendlyfolks655]

Well you could say a shop is a diamond farm, or any ore to be ecxact

[@coffeegaming9863]

GOD DAMIT

[@hellothere6117]

Not as much of a farm as a greenhouse/garden lol

[@boatbeing4348]

Easy diamond smp farm 2020-2021! Just farm for gravel half the season!

[@Lumberjack_king]

The barge literally took up the entire lake

[@AbhishekSingh-is6vo]

That is how capitalism works , encroaching.

[@JamesThomas-cm2xq]

He even bought land from impulse

[@ralexcraft990]

And a bit more

[@EzraEpic]

I’m not sure you can call it a barge anymore

[@excalibrrimcold9354]

One thing that I noticed that was left out was when Grian bought nearly all of Bdubbs unsolt land in aquetown. Grian did not expect to win all this land, and so paid Bdubbs and placed the rights to the plot of land in boxes in the big barge sweep.

[@SKsuprakirby]

Did anyone won a plot in the Barge Sweep?

[@Egerit100]

@@SKsuprakirby I don't think so but not sure

[@extremelybaldcardboard]

I just noticed that the section that starts at 1:12 is called “Grian’s GRAVE and sand” instead of gravel lol.

[@Ariosor11]

wait WHAT

[@MrSky377]

Uh oh

[@extremelybaldcardboard]

@@Ariosor11 lol

[@Mike_Oxlong420]

"sad people"

[@rexyjp1237]

Grian puts his victims in there like dream's body

[@greatazuredragon]

"Because, why not?" basically sums up Grian's mindset perfectly. xD

[@saraartbox]

The Grain who likes to prank and starts wars would own the richest shops in Hermitcraft, unbelievable.

[@MakenaForest]

Whos this Grain character?

[@flippydolphin3796]

@@MakenaForest Grians bread merch

[@milkistayn2641]

literally all the history irl(except for pranks)

[@zaidbhatkar3032]

Thats how mafia works

[@winnipeginstinct]

war is a profitable venture, as grain seems to have figured out

[@extremelybaldcardboard]

That starting scene was extremely hilarious and accurate even though it never actually happened. Great job!

[@ishaand92]

I like the Oversimplified reference in the beginning.

[@TheSuperCoolGamer]

This channel is basically the Oversimplefied of Hermitcraft

[@voltsiano116]

"Random guy named Grian, who we all know likes to start wars."

[@christianoclarit1727]

"Random guy named Adolf Hi-"

[@otani_gabri]

This is the story of a young british boy who started selling things that people needed on a little barge, suddendly there were more people needing his stuff so they bought more and the barge started expanding. He also kept underground meetings for a resistance against the goverment and when the war was over he started buying properties and expanding his business.

[@DndBirb8659]

Worth pointing out that the reason why the barge was so successful is because Grian was the only one who capitalized on the barge and reinvested his profits. Basically Grian is the only one of all of the hermits who followed the capitalist system. Kinda funny since capitalism stems from Great Britain and so does Grian.

[@carlthesanellama3633]

Forget about Singapore the US or chile THIS is peak capitalism

[@MaazShaikh-ji2fq]

Mumbo on the other hand- ODEA take it or leave it

[@Leonium797]

Capitalism stems from The Netherlands in the 17th century. (Or perhaps you only know it as Holland)

[@blackbomber72]

@Niels Lyngberg Interesting name for a book

[@colombacarrasco6155]

@@carlthesanellama3633 chile was neoliberalism actually 🙌🏻

[@andyb1653]

If someone says "words can't hurt you", remind them about that time Grian killed Keralis by yelling STONKS at him

[@user-ue6xj7gx4k]

Which ep is that?

[@andyb1653]

@@user-ue6xj7gx4k It's not in a hermitcraft episode, it's from this video

[@StepperBox]

To be fair for the sake of accuracy: the barge quest he actually broke even. The whithers at the end cost a couple of participants their gear so Grain kindly replaced them. And it cost a lot of diamonds to Karalis for his books....so stonks?? 👋

[@THESLlCK]

the stonks meme is really dead now

[@IGoOofALot14]

@@THESLlCK stonks

[@THESLlCK]

@@IGoOofALot14 everyone in a 0.000000000001m radius is laughing

[@darreennnn]

@@arancer it’s more than that

[@wyomingptt]

Whew! Glad we got that incredibly important information out there to the public where it belongs..... ;-)

[@PizzaMineKing]

0:55 that clip with the baby aged like fine wine

[@Yichh]

I feel like everyone just forgot the barge floats on just water and no foundations

[@benjaminjohannessanchez3310]

The point of a barge is that it is a vessel... or did I myself forget something?

[@Egerit100]

Extremely floaty fireplaces

[@baranorak4080]

@@benjaminjohannessanchez3310 the joke is that such a massive vessel would never be able to float in the little space he gave it

[@benjaminjohannessanchez3310]

@@baranorak4080 I am well aware... the point of my joke is that I never forgot.

[@samszczepanski2281]

1:16 Grian and his GRAVE and sand

[@bulkax303]

to profilowe jest z hermtcrafta?

[@iamalexwolf]

It is unfortunate that the HCBBS was build at the end, not a lot of people played it

[@JamAttack]

It's genuinely crazy how Grian is one of the most successful and relevant hermits despite only joining in season 6.

[@adamdequaine219]

Jamattack is a grian fan confirmed?

[@idleeidolon]

"Did we broke even" is the dying words of an AI losing its ability to grammar.

[@punpunthealt5467]

7:15 Bdoubs: AIGHT I MA HEAD OUT. *casually walks away *

[@DJaycerOfficial]

The good days of barge. Too bad the season didn’t last just a LITTLE bit longer just to see how the HCBBS went.

[@eleanorv3754]

Wasn't it resolved? Everyone got their bases back in the end.

[@qwerty5537]

0:01 that mcc is happening today wow great timing

[@AnComZharptitza]

grians season 7 and 8 shops grow and make profit: therefore, they grofit. Grian is secretly a corpus spy.

[@DarkRedX_X-gang]

The Intros are always the best

[@nothingnowhere7352]

Everybody gangsta till Grian gets the barge. This is literally Dhar Mann-like story of success.

[@davidoliver7510]

Simplicity is actually having access to vertical slabs sideways stairs and combinable slabs. It's getting boring and stressed out about the lack of vertical slabs sideways stairs and combinable slabs. And I would love to have sharks.

[@swvwc8393]

Grian: "I like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and useful. And I can sell it anywhere"

[@shoty_x1693]

Grian in every start of hermitcraft: shenanigans?

[@relaxedgamer93]

3rd life he accidentally killed scar and he owed scar his first life so living in the desert to have a monopoly in sand was scars idea not grians you know the more you know

[@brais7828]

I love how this is oversimplifed but instead of IRL history: Hermitcraft

[@Yichh]

grain make a million dollar idea: why theme your shop after one thing IF YOU CAN JUST SELL EVERYTHING

[@ThunderCrims]

"put my tea in the microwave" is the most British thing I've ever heard

[@100juice9]

The only time Grian got a huge dent in his wallet was when he made a underground house of diamond in aqua town I think

[@Egerit100]

That was in Keralis's base. He still had plenty left over he just used some of the rest on the diamond chandeliers

[@tsaqifnawfal3394]

I love how grian say stonks

[@fazlerabi4889]

2:59 it goes furthee back than this it was first debuted in a competition between mumbo and grian in videos called redstone vs building

[@maestrulgamer9695]

5:46-Grian:gives rotten flesh* Keralis losing his wealth:... *Eat the rich!*

[@ashamed5232]

grian is what every business man aspires to be 1.spending money on business expansion instead of actual important stuff like the house 2. selling shit for lots of money (flashback to grian selling keralis rotten flesh for diamond blocks ) 3. take everyone's land and use it for their own business expansion a true business man

[@JustarandomEGG897]

Ariosor11 took a long time to upload which enraged his father who punished him severally

[@midzocsgo4998]

Love the video! Its so good and when its in the highest quality The animation is so smooth! So i have a few questions 1. Which programs are you using for your videos? 2. How long does it take to make a video like this 3.Is oversimplified(the channel) has any thoughts on you? 4.which music are you using? And if you are making a hermitcraft war video you should add the song (Leto 1941) its in russian but its good

[@Kuroi_Karasu]

I’m getting some real oversimplified vibes from this

[@Nexandr]

Grian hiding the Mycelium (4:17) reminds me of The Pope hiding the money he was counts in Oversimplified videos

[@musclecat1005]

Two years later, and i believe the Barge still remains Grian's most successful shop

[@boatbeing4348]

Well this is an extremely underviewd and underrated video... I love how it follows the simple design of the actual channel, goes thru history, and tells us facts that we(i) never knew. Then also mixes in some humor. A video that made me think "wow... didnt season 7 just start..?" Thank you.. dont forgot to pick up your crown on the way out Arisor11. Also love your accent. Made the video 10x more enjoyable!!

[@lesterishere1904]

This is just oversimplified but in minecraft.

[@Wasser_Saft]

0:35 love the gd music

[@Siinory]

I'm getting huge oversimplified vibes from these videos, I love it! :D

[@Asundur17]

Here is a drinking game. Every time Ariosor says Barge take a shot.

[@JoDON111]

Not only Grian's store is huge He also placed it in a perfect location, beside the nether portal entrance/exit just underneath the City Hall

[@Kenon-]

stand master: Grian stand name : THE BARGE cant think of what the stand will do

[@steinbrosstein209]

Could you predict how successful grian will be in s8

[@infernopandagaming]

No need to predict We already know he will 😂

[@theobsidiangaming5381]

And maybe possibly start another war

[@infernopandagaming]

@@theobsidiangaming5381 *maybe possibly* ??? 😂

[@zondoesclips]

@@theobsidiangaming5381 he already started one with mumbo wdym maybe possibly

[@Egerit100]

@@theobsidiangaming5381 oh we'll be lucky if he only starts 1 war this season

[@thatsguy1111]

That intro is epic like always

[@Davis...]

Yep

[@ICE-CUBES-NUMBER-1-FAN]

the thing is grian is starting a new thing in season 8 called the G-train, i honestly wont be surprised if he made profit with sand and gravel.

[@umy5ox488]

I really love your style of animation and when the hermits start talking it reminds of oversimplified.

[@sepiasmith5065]

"to avoid suspicion from the government" I love Minecraft smps

[@lavishnegi2759]

i am really happy he used oversimplifed's wasy of telling history

[@lavishnegi2759]

u right boi

[@TheGoldenTankTGTgoldisawesome]

First time watching this channel, and I gotta say Oversimplified + Hermitcraft = The best combination I've ever seen

[@Israelball]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@abirdie2098]

Hey technically grian didnt scam keralis, he said it costs whatever he wants sooo

[@roseswonderland8757]

Yeah grian and literally panicked when keralis started giving him diamonds Keralis probably would have given grian even more if they didn't stop them

[@mr.pov.mp4597]

The biggest businesses starts from a humble beginning. This is no exception.

[@That1CoffeeAddict]

This feels way too much like a real history lesson And I'm here for it

[@rexyjp1237]

1 Rotten flesh is 127 diamonds worth

[@NewYorxer]

Fair trade

[@rexyjp1237]

@@NewYorxer and that also means 1 emerald is 127 diamonds

[@ImAFatCheezIt]

I love that these are like oversimplified. Very well made, you deserve the subscription

[@amezu_]

Grian freaking TOWERS above everyone else in terms of riches He got a big castle thousands of diamonds Hundreds of diamond blocks Multiple skyscrapers And a huge monopoly on most non farmable resources

[@RayquazaKing04]

OverSimplified but for Minecraft...I LOVE IT

[@imperatacylindrica8993]

*And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge*

[@kyi7109]

I saw this a while ago, but I just wanted to comment now. Love the high quality content! Please continue to release what you'd like and never forget to take breaks.

[@Beamer490]

1:08 And it looks like he’ll start another just because he took some moss from a shipwreck. It’s Murphy’s law but with conflict

[@espadadearthur1174]

There's also the tree war, since grian said he'll get some people to help him get back at mumbo

[@graingrian]

The way he said "A certain resistance movement that works in here that is totally not about mycelium" Like it's easy He could be a rapper

[@domanacs7513]

You should havr 100k subscribers, I loved this video

[@isc8900]

the Grain will be a frickin steam train that moves along the entire server.

[@pogzz]

It’s like a company man video, but for hermitcraft… I love it.

[@richarvinlazo698]

The barge needs to be in season 8

[@mous9946]

It would be boring if it was, but grian is doing the g-train this season

[@ninanicolenatividad7337]

Love this vid so much. Funny, charming, entertaining, informative and overall great choice of style, you absolutely made my day. Keep creating greatness my friend!

[@WalerianZ]

Long last the Grian Empire! Watching Evo just now

[@samuelvieira9748]

Make a simplified history of Sahara. I don't know what it was and I just don't have the time to watch hundreds of S6 episodes.

[@getaround1276]

From what I know it was a massive super store with a massive sorting system that was broken by a potato

[@lorddragonskin3603]

Big Store. Mumbo didn't show up to meetings. Complicated redstone that basically just broke. And they made like 5 diamonds block profit.

[@samuelvieira9748]

@@lorddragonskin3603 Oh, so that's why there was a random flying machine with 5 diamond blocks at the end of the season!

[@Justin-cw7zf]

I love how the barge was originally just a tiny competitor to all the other shops and then it became the most profitable shop of last season

[@YTSaltyGamer]

this is over-simplified but hermits took it over

[@urviurviurviurvi]

yes i needed this it is weird to think hcs7 started over a year ago

[@sailorenthusiast]

OMG! This is hilarious! Thank you for making such a wonderfully silly recap of Grian's Barge antics.

[@gun6145]

Yeah he really did just buy a entire fucking city that one time

[@-AmPO]

Literally the first half of this video is him repeating that the barge went from small to large.

[@haslizamuslim4873]

Literally nobody: Grian and Mumbo: Stonks image with "subscribers" instead

[@aethergames3506]

" who we all know likes to start wars" yes. Yes he doea

[@Karlss61]

grian in every hermicraft season; STONKS also ima make everyone fight

[@PeanutButterSandwich101]

dont forget he also had a wagon in season six that sold sand gravel and quartz before sahara was made

[@kkidude8441]

I love these oversimplified-style videos because funny

[@whatdatechnodogedoin]

1:53 anakin be like: I killed them all, and not just the men, but the scarwomen and grichildren too

[@Dk226_]

Wow your blowing up I’ve been subbed since like under 500 subs

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

You're RIGHT!!! Grian is the sand and gravel guy!!!

[@jotarokujo6454]

im noticing a pattern here... a cart, a barge, now a train.... holy mobile stores.

[@ItzDev9roblox]

1:40 so what your saying is. He is literally the complete opposite of Anakin Skywalker.

[@Fnaffanarmijo]

season 8 of hermitcraft is here and sadly the barge is . . . . R.I.P

[@Egerit100]

The barge isn't R.I.P it's like Rockefellers business it still exists as smaller subsidiaries with different names. The minecarts from season 8 you know. Rn there's only 1 but there will be more

[@Sir_Master]

That’s where I remember seeing the barge design from-man I remember watching that farm ideas video

[@nonymouswisp8176]

The barge is the reason why the gravel wars in tf2 started.

[@yeetdlgamer984]

Wel… I watched it congratulations you just earned a sub

[@filipepaixao9398]

I feel storng Oversimplifyed vibes....

[@rodentz_]

I love your oversimplified style editing

[@riduanaqil1452]

The Barge is awesome.. but THE GRAIN!!!