Snakeman: "If the word 'hate' were engraved in pinhead sized glyphs imprinted onto every inch of my scales, it would not equal one one trillionth the amount of hate I feel for you humans right now. For you hate. Hate! HATE!" Average "reptile room" person: "Okay, but I have this heated box in my house which you can lie motionless inside of for your entire life." Snakeman: "I'm listening..."
@hernehaugen68784 ай бұрын
Why could I literally just see the snakeman's pupils narrow in interest?
@iancasleton63563 ай бұрын
@@hernehaugen6878gonna be that guy, snakes don't have pupils.
@hernehaugen68783 ай бұрын
@@iancasleton6356 because of course there's no black slit in the middle of a snake's eyes
@allenbettis85583 ай бұрын
@@dislikebutton6269 I SO WISH I could be this guy!
@MrAjmay15 ай бұрын
Glad to hear your voice on these great lore vids again, man. I know you've been through a kind of personal hell... My wife won her battle last year, but it rocked her for a while. You are not alone, and we see you, we appreciate you. Death will take us all, but not today....not today. Drink in the life, brother, and make your Conan lore all that more powerful.
@doodlePimp5 ай бұрын
I always found it amusing how Love Craft described Earth as an insignificant backwater planet yet multiple elder eldritch gods seem to spend most of their time on that insignificant planet.
@seeker36315 ай бұрын
Which is even more horrifying if you think about it. It leaves us with the question which reality shattering abominations are dwelling in the "hotspots" of the galaxy.
@dungbeatlegaming42915 ай бұрын
My thoughts were that Dagon and cthulhu being on this planet (and subsequently their worshipers who like to summon the other ones) is what gives the earth its roster.
@Iulian1115 ай бұрын
We're just Nyarlathotep's favorite sandbox. He probably prevented the total obliteration of Earth multiple times because he doesn't want to lose his favorite toy.
@possumverde4 ай бұрын
Probably an offensive term these days but... They were slumming it.
@Kurze19882 ай бұрын
@@dungbeatlegaming4291agree. The other gods are summoned or they are everywhere at all times kinda thing
@mckenzielannigan43055 ай бұрын
Glad i live in a world where i can here this heroic voice speak about lore
@JUSTCHILLIN.24075 ай бұрын
Nobody does the Hyborian franchise better simply the best lore Conan storyteller on KZbin love this channel cheers!😉👍
@109thstar5 ай бұрын
This is an absolute monster of a video. Appreciate the work and love you put into this.
@jaggidfire5 ай бұрын
Grimdark's back on the menu boys!
@lonelyvixen2 ай бұрын
This'll be on the Playlist come Monday, thanks for the company at work!
@GrimDarkHalfOff2 ай бұрын
Np! Happy to have you on as a listener!
@galdalversgravekeeper51585 ай бұрын
Good to see you beat the cancer and are back on it Needs more of the Conan goodness!
@W0KeIzEvil5 ай бұрын
Did Yall see that NetherRealm Studios is adding Conan the Barbarian to Mortal Kombat 1?
@GrimDarkHalfOff5 ай бұрын
No, but I’m happy it MIGHT result in more traction for the channel
@Grogeous_Maximus5 ай бұрын
@@GrimDarkHalfOff I'm sure you'll hit 100k before the year is over. You're doing outstanding work, my shub-nigurrath
@flyboyarch67765 ай бұрын
@@GrimDarkHalfOffYou deserve it
@baddragonite5 ай бұрын
No but that's AWESOME if true
@freshhands94614 ай бұрын
I did :D almost bought it just because of that...
@malachaiparker67335 ай бұрын
All the love brother! Thank you for my sleep aid tonight, your voice and passionate rendition of tales has kept me watching. Not to mention your well scripted, researched topics. Beyond thankful you're time was not yet to leave us! Your recovery shall be in my thoughts always you animal ❤
@jasonbell7915 ай бұрын
The Mortal Kombat mention reminded me, have you ever played Weaponlord? It's a SNES/Genesis fighting game that feels like it could take place in a swords and sorcery world like Conan. Korr plays like a Conan wannabe, Divada is a great "dark sorceress," and the other characters all feel like characters you could meet as NPCs in a Conan RPG.
@GrimDarkHalfOff5 ай бұрын
Nah, but I’ll try it
@jasonbell7915 ай бұрын
@@GrimDarkHalfOff The game has weird mechanics. You might enjoy watching people play the game more than actually playing it. But I loved the game when I was younger. :)
@benhur9333 ай бұрын
That game came out at the wrong time, and the story was straight out of sword and sorcery. I can't remember all the characters names but I remember Kord (basically conan) and divada, mistress of death.
@jasonbell7913 ай бұрын
@@benhur933 I heard they made it with the intent that it be played online. So a lot of the lag or stiffness was supposed to be there as kind of a buffer for lag online. But the characters are awesome. And the fatalities are crazy - just kill with a combo and usually you'll get a kill and you can continue to shatter a skull or brains or cave in a chest after a decapitation or disemboweling your enemy. My brother I think hit our best fatality against me with Divada, but she's just great in the game anyway.
@benhur9333 ай бұрын
@@jasonbell791 I also forgot the story of korrs brother and he is a badass, totally grima dark
@Wastelandman70005 ай бұрын
I'd point out that Bran Mak Morn, Solomon Kane and others of Howard's sword and sorcery heroes are likewise in the same universe. So you can also have harpies and the Worms of the Earth and serpent people running around, too.
@GrimDarkHalfOff5 ай бұрын
Yay!
@markbussler-vf5wo5 ай бұрын
Not only sword and sorcery. All of his stories are set in the same universe. There are many references to other works in his horror and western stories.
@elijahsnow31195 ай бұрын
There was a particular story that I enjoyed about a vampire in a graveyard… And it was a full on Western. Set in Texas. The name is escaping me at the moment.
@chillyavian77185 ай бұрын
“Grandfather, what did you get me from Grimbuster?” “The best thing for a young knight, a book of all evils in the world and how to separate them from their ghosts” Even though it ain’t nothing new, it’s wonderful asmr. Thanks Grim
@mattaffenit98985 ай бұрын
Great to hear your voice in another lore video. Hope you're doing well.
@hythem99805 ай бұрын
Return of the king
@ColinpOliver94 ай бұрын
“I hate Derketo so much… but I understand her.” I laughed so hard, I feel ya buddy… I really do.
@indianpotatofarmer65085 ай бұрын
*WE ARE SOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN BACK DAWG* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🐫🗡️👑🧊🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@thomasmuennich26805 ай бұрын
Can't wait. This is gonna be good.
@topsiecurrets68124 ай бұрын
"Do you like fish sticks, are you a gay fish?" -Deep ones, probably
@walkmanthesavage40665 ай бұрын
LEGENDARY!!! I love all your videos this has to be one of my favorites
@TheBrothersHyborian5 ай бұрын
Looking forward to it, bet it's as perfect as all the other videos you've made mon frere (brother)!
@brotherhec24035 ай бұрын
I had lymphoma and did 8 months chemo and 4 months radiation and I’m in remission. Stay strong brother , I literally know how you feel.
@NQuick-bn7ts5 ай бұрын
Thank you for all your hard work and study on these topics! :)
@prophetofbeans67815 ай бұрын
4.5 hours of Conan! LFG!
@welcome_to_the_own_zone5 ай бұрын
Thanks man. Can't wait to drift off to sleep to this in a few.
@kaijukiller93154 ай бұрын
Your videos got me to resub on Age of Conan (not like I needed much persuasion). I definitely have a better appreciation for the enemies as I slay them.
@GrimDarkHalfOff4 ай бұрын
Sweet
@jzanenoche69035 ай бұрын
You are really great at what you do
@Pyre2 ай бұрын
Saw someone on twitter recommending your stuff to people. Realized it had been months since the last time The Algorithm graced me with it. Correcting that now. Needed something to sleep to, too.
@HeilSol5 ай бұрын
Even in our modern Age, Mitra is a great god. And, as for the pre-Cataclysmic Age, what sort of magics would "human mages" have? What sort of magics could do battle with the degenerate children of the Great Old Ones? Forgotten magics? Elemental stuff, metaphysics, or pacts with those same powers that generated our enemies?
@The_Tuareg5 ай бұрын
Welcome back my brother.
@jpf3385 ай бұрын
Yeeees Conan content!!!! 😂
@Shidpiz5 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the part where he talks about the dark witch appsro
@scaily4092 ай бұрын
love the lore also love the valhiem sailing track
@J.indieCut5 ай бұрын
Grim dark (half off) audiobooks?!? 💣💥
@J4ckL33R1pp3r4 ай бұрын
I just ran across GRMDARK C.A.M.P and player in Whitesprings FO76. If it was really GrimDark. Thank you again for all the Conan Lore. Childhood movies. Love Conan everything. Love Dark Fantasy sword and sorcery.
@yogsothoth75944 ай бұрын
Regarding Acheronian cities its worth considering that given the empire lasted for an extended period its possible the city which was considered the very centre of the empire may have shifted over time as many real life empires have.
@allenbettis85583 ай бұрын
Involving the shalebacks, imagine if the Cataclysms that lead to the modern world never happened they could have evolved to the point of human inteligence... REAL NINJA TURTLES! According to REH's essay on the Hyborian age Atlanteans devolved into apemen/apes then re-evolved into Cimmerians, while the Nordheimer evolved from snow apes driven beyond the Arctic Circle by the ancestors of the Hyborians... so it's possible.
@trevorboynton3425 ай бұрын
This video is awesome! Do you think you'll ever do one on the Conan the adventurer animated cartoon from the 80's? It's free on Tubi
@artes.impias5 ай бұрын
Monster time!
@In-Gall_Tegidda_n_Tesemt4 ай бұрын
Grim Dark the Aztec race of Conan I was referring to comes from the story called _Red Nails_ in Howard's _The Bloody Crown of Conan._
@GrimDarkHalfOff4 ай бұрын
We have those covered in “15 more races and cultures in Conan”
@balkmindobro33134 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you cover "The Eye of Argon" in a less serious way, of course 😂 That book is a goldmine!
@ErikOfSkellige5 ай бұрын
I love this
@tonyh96005 ай бұрын
Saving the work day as always 🎉
@Daimon-X5 ай бұрын
By Crom!, splendid work master scholar. Epimetrius the Wise would be proud of your intelectual endeavor. I've bet the Scrolls of Skelos covered a lot about beasts and monsters that existed in the Thurian, Acheronian and the Hyborian Age.
@1drwall5 ай бұрын
Do you have a podcast?
@GrimDarkHalfOff5 ай бұрын
The problem is my audience has shown that if “Conan” isn’t on the title I won’t get an ounce of support from them so I try to stick to this
@hardbrocklife5 ай бұрын
Better start writing your manuscripts for Conan short stories. The original works go public domain in 2028.
@In-Gall_Tegidda_n_Tesemt5 ай бұрын
Hey Grim Dark can you do a video on the Aztec race is the Conan world… I can’t find any information on this race, but I have all of Robert E. Howard’s books, and in one of them their is an Aztec race of some kind…
@Abumustard63644 ай бұрын
You've made some Elder Scrolls videos before, really enjoyed them. Have you considered making some 'What if Elder Scrolls was Grim Dark'? I know parts of the lore can be interpreted that way already, some more expanded worldbuilding would be cool. I'm setting up a ttrpg campaign in TES right now myself.
@jasonsantos30375 ай бұрын
I enjoy all the monster content in Conan lore I'm sure they're still more out there you didn't cover yet Can't wait to see more. 💪 ⚔️ 💀 🦍 🐍 🔥
@blueldrrich843 ай бұрын
Awesome, absolutely invaluable video! Top marks ❤ Side question: where can we get one of those necklaces with the head of a deep one?!! Thats awesome!!! 😮
@GrimDarkHalfOff3 ай бұрын
I’ll look for it!
@SuperGamePirate81125 ай бұрын
Could I do a shout out to you in one of my videos? I feel like you give the best info and lore to the Conan franchise and most of what I've learned over the years is from your channel
@darkstrideisi33465 ай бұрын
17:11 insane thing to say
@ghulstavo44895 ай бұрын
‘Teratology’ would also be an apt term for the study of monsters and abnormalities.
@SouthwesternScourgeMedia4 ай бұрын
Hey bro, do you have any social media I could DM you on? Wanted to reach out but I couldn't find anywhere except your comments.
@GrimDarkHalfOff4 ай бұрын
Discord! Check the link in the description box!
@juanisol82755 ай бұрын
Yhooo! Extra Thick of Supercut Bestiary!! All the Grimdark of epicness barbarism lore with Lovecraftian Sorcery Hints included in one single Shot!!! Bloody Groovy of Work!!! 👏🤩📜⚔️🔮😍👍 🐉🦖🐍🐊🦅🐙🦍🦣😈👻🧛👹🧟🐺🦂🦈🐢👽
@Coentjemons4 ай бұрын
I really thought Jordan Slanskey would be ranked number one....
@BirdManUnlimitedLove2 ай бұрын
Is this Valheim music?
@robomonkey10185 ай бұрын
By Crom!
@nathan_the_barbarian79744 ай бұрын
@1:09:46
@RoderickPenTheThird5 ай бұрын
Its the big one oh buddy
@westongarner-qo2ez5 ай бұрын
959th like!👍 Awesome video!🤘 Keep up the awesome work!🤘😎🤘
@123100ozzy5 ай бұрын
Awesome
@goingforgold_85365 ай бұрын
2:02:07
@sethhale88285 ай бұрын
Quality
@dogman91835 ай бұрын
❤
@tgillies1015 ай бұрын
💣💣💣💣💣😍😍😍 ..... words cannot express but emojis can 😊
@54032Zepol5 ай бұрын
Swag 😎
@Greenmahn3334 ай бұрын
👍
@buddybelford95605 ай бұрын
🎧👍🏾
@fran3roАй бұрын
Crom
@BishopTakesqueen-ck4bk5 ай бұрын
Great work sir
@almondwater94414 ай бұрын
awesome seeing you coming back to Conan lore but all your content is great, wish you the best man keep it up!