Pete & Bas - The Five Pound Munch ft. Uncle Bal

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[@3chris7]

You can tell Lordie had way too much fun filming and editing this one, big ups! Everybody knows, Lordie makes the best shows!

[@pros6359]

These man were in same year as Tim Westwood at school

[@bigbossfredog.i.p3577]

Stu6359 🤣😂🤣 W

[@LeeVittout]

Bruv more like these mans were teaching Westwood at school.

[@lukeshaw3375]

Hanh 🤣🤣

[@liamroyce5958]

Westwood's opps

[@soljitsu]

Stu6359 🤣🤣🤣

[@rodolfotio2864]

Bas looked like he was searching for Opps. Strap in the Blazer

[@conr16]

Looks like a Hitman with a bus pass lol 😂😃

[@rodolfotio2864]

conr16 lol on some Jason Bourne shit

[@conr16]

@@rodolfotio2864 Looking like one of the Richardsons coming round to collect cash 😂 Pay up or your brown bread my son 😃

[@TwelveK]

😂😂😂😂

[@I.KUchiha]

@@conr16 Lowe it they had Richardson man and Kray ones on ropes😂😂😂😂💯

[@hornby396]

Bas is not letting people know where he is hahah shut that straight down

[@honeybadger4574]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ts1090]

Bas walking like he's on opp territory, got that big.44 on his belt 💀

[@uraharamitchell7250]

PMSL!!!

[@BibtheChib]

Bas is having none of it

[@TrackRecordEntertainment]

Uncle Bal went from not letting y'all film in the shop to tryna give mad discounts 😂😂

[@powfoot4946]

Turned quick when he saw the fiver inniy

[@Lucas-AR]

They are actually the real 5 pounds champions the best I’ve seen since J gangs episode

[@FuckdasketsHOPassass]

lol "y'all" You ain't american

[@xr6607]

JOKES

[@mikaelsongameofwar2360]

Legend

[@TheCNSR]

Been calling them the wrong names since their debut single 🤦🏾‍♂️😂 this has been one of the best episodes since the P.A.P won scratch cards and went chicken shop 😂🏆🍗

[@clarted5613]

Chicken Connoisseur where ur editor at fam

[@callumadams5351]

Shut up you bum

[@Jamie-dw2jj]

@@callumadams5351 man looks like a care worker 😱😂

[@DegenerativePenguinism]

Alex Houghton ooh you’re aard mate you are

[@uraharamitchell7250]

Uncle you're not alone. I've just been calling them Ask Jeeves and Heisenberg

[@igotthakeyz8906]

Bossman just tryna sell dead stock to them 😂

[@stupidyutefromlewisham5490]

IGotThaKeyz loool fr

[@Camberwell86]

"do you want a knife and fork" "do you want a toothpick" lmao

[@leetrisk]

ben johnson u live near preston ?

[@TwelveK]

Lmao alie

[@ry6222]

IGotThaKeyz fs 🤣😆

[@LirquLTxnk]

What’s with the 50p charge when I pay card

[@NeedForAdrenaline46]

Its illegal. Shops can set a minimum spend amount but its illegal for them to charge u 50p for using your card for small purchases

[@BibtheChib]

That's what Bas was thinking when they moved up to the till

[@MannyRiberaOriginal]

M3E92 ...erm no its not???

[@DekiTree]

Manny Ribera Yes it is. Law was passed early this year.

[@Mr_Makina]

@@NeedForAdrenaline46 you've totally missed the joke

[@krystianw9816]

Na when he said uncle bal please😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jvc7777]

He got his mouth shut

[@chosenn657]

hood version of chuckle vision

[@Bluntz_]

RIP Bal Chuckle

[@mrbadass5423]

Correction :GEEZAH VERSION MATE

[@DonManMaynard]

Chucklevision is already the hood version

[@Akmak]

“Are we going to let them know where we are?” “no ” 😂😂😂

[@anglo-saxon9182]

They moving paranoid

[@I.KUchiha]

@@anglo-saxon9182 opps are everywhere 😂😂😂

[@leetothevi]

Most definitely the £5 munch champions of 2018

[@Zeus-sv6wi]

LeeToTheVI Back again back again back again 💯

[@jaywilliams7984]

Oiiiiiiiiii

[@blackwater6146]

massive shout out goes to

[@Zeus-sv6wi]

South Kilburn Lost Property Who watch is that? i live in kilburn

[@blackwater6146]

Banksy cbiz lol

[@olackbovo9643]

No way you got these two absolute geezers on here 😵

[@ebanksstudios]

Uncle Bal tryna rip off the grandem

[@xenongames7533]

I thought it was the actually the other way round they got a somewhat cracking deal

[@DietDrMario]

grandem lmao

[@Mr_Makina]

He's given them dead stock that no one wants😂😂😂

[@Josh24s]

GRANDEM LOLLLL

[@dannocannon856]

Rip them off? He stopped them buying alcohol because it was called '5 pound munch' and then sorted them right out what you saying

[@londonluke6890]

Hopped off my girl for this. She's pissed at you lordie. NO LURVE MONEY GANG!

[@revertakh1235]

Pahahahahaga boyo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gbuck1592]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@alexfoster8298]

I actually stopped lipsing my girl for this tho real talk fuck the bang like this shit was toooooo much😂😂😂

[@tjjones2258]

Priorities g

[@glitchking4992]

And you woke up a realised you was lipsing ur marg n ting

[@Insertnamehere287]

These lads are blatantly still active.

[@Zeus-sv6wi]

Hate the new KZbin. Don’t get it twisted these man beef zone2 and bside

[@I.KUchiha]

@@Zeus-sv6wi LOOOOOOOOOOL

[@I.KUchiha]

Yeah their still banging on Kray firm and Richardson man

[@cb7340]

@@I.KUchiha they just packed off Prince Philip and fled to Nigeria

[@live-inlegend9797]

@@cb7340 dumb af

[@mamadoujano3912]

"You can come out to the camera you know" lool boss man in the back worrying about home office 😂😂

[@preetscloset4116]

Mamadou Jano 😂😂😂

[@uraharamitchell7250]

Man said "Home Office" You're fuckin rude. NO MANNERS! lmao

[@Gordymax]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cb7340]

They’re gonna be knocking on his door soon🤣

[@twesterman]

Naa big yourself up Lordie this is a legendary one

[@fitprotunes]

£5 plus the 50p charge when you pay card

[@olivergriffiths805]

fitprotunes the charge got scrapped time ago fam

[@reececrawford1688]

@@olivergriffiths805 no it didnt

[@reececrawford1688]

@@olivergriffiths805 ppl just wont let you use card below 5 quid

[@xenongames7533]

Are these guys the plugs plug 😂😂

[@FlipzPlayz]

they are the socket

[@Banties]

Yooo uncle bal forcing the whole shop on them looool

[@bryanero]

This episode shoulda been £50 munch with all the moves these dons are making 😂

[@everythinginc8916]

Bas was like Petes kid being treeted he seemed so shy bless him

[@aperturejames8332]

Nah he's just a boss, was shutting shit down

[@gpu213]

Nah he was on the lookout for opps, man didn't even wanna let us know where they are

[@JJOwnsBtwV1]

Big up for making this happen

[@xenongames7533]

'What about waffles' my guys knows about the waffles :)

[@southgooner86]

Easily my favourite quote. I was about to type a comment asking why no one had mentioned it then saw this lol

[@tommo2020]

The type of bossman I dislike, ordering you about, and trying to get rid of stuff he cant sell rather than let you get what you want

[@mrp8126]

Bas looking like he was ready to ride at any time 🤣😂😅

[@GRIMEREPORTTV]

YEPA, YEPA, YEPA!! Big up to all of you guys as always. Look out for more from Pete & Bas as well as more episodes of the £5 Munch

[@tiptonloyalmc]

GRIMEREPORTTV mad love to you lordie

[@bigdon1042]

Ur moving mad!! I'm starting black panther movement ur 1st on da hit list nigga

[@donniedanko]

Everyone I knows loves these guys. Tunes are flames too!

[@WRA1TH.]

How can u make the og's put there cans back.. Bout school night lol

[@antman6011]

GRIMEREPORTTV that's in Greenwich cuttysark across the road from the station.

[@crazygamingrandomness354]

These two are legends

[@E1itesniper]

Blood in blood out clip had me creasing 😂

[@hairyguy117]

They look like the type to dash hot soup on you for forgetting to give them bread with it.

[@deej6572]

lordie is evolving mate with these little edits loool the countdown timer got me

[@LuxioV2]

Dan M8 8:25 had me rolling

[@DROJ]

Bossman finessed these man big time 😂😂😭😭

[@Sean-qn5qu]

This is a legendary £5 munch ahahaha still laughing 😂

[@bradstarkey4320]

Best one yet

[@ItzEvanz]

Bossman trying to give them crud 😂 five pound munch and he’s giving him toothpicks

[@SPR12307]

Don’t listen to the news, only in London would you get this sort of positive diversity

[@chrisd2051]

Everybody out there breaking balls together. It's beautiful.

[@LYNXzTwist]

Bristols the same, if not better

[@ukbanterclips1465]

Not just ldn there’s brum Leicester etc too

[@cmagz9225]

Brum most multicultural city in the UK

[@ukbanterclips1465]

Cmagz nah leicester is

[@DEVILMATE1996]

Omg the countdown clock when he almost failed the fist bump was too much bruv hahaha lordie u genius

[@julesb9026]

Angry Shopkeeper mad because his till is a fiver down yet again! Brutal on him Lordie

[@angryshopkeeper9193]

jules b 😂😂😂 it went into my uncles till, so all is good

[@jaymarchy3267]

These need a interview I want to know there inspiration for doing the music and if they listen to anyone in the grime scene also do they write the bars there spitting and why have they even started doing it what do there family think haha so many questions interview these DONS

[@monkeybridgetribe5575]

its comedy they have other sketches

[@James-kb5mx]

They obvs don't write the bars man it's comedy and people loved it so it took off

[@HoneyBearCentral]

Would take away from their characters tho

[@MrRossipoo]

I dont want a coca cola thats a girls drink 😂😂😂

[@bigboydownstairs9651]

Big Bas forcing these 2 to buy all the stuff he didn't need lol!

[@bigboydownstairs9651]

Uncle Bal looked like he was ready to deck someone 💀✌

[@hsolomon9409]

I was waiting for this big up LORDIE as ALWAYS !!

[@reginavsTMumby]

Why aren't chanel four getting you to produce their little one hour Friday night "urban" slot?!

[@MaximDL1410]

Pete and Bas are The Kings of Drill 👏❤️🔥🔥🔥

[@Jaminn]

Look son I'm eatin a naan bread

[@rbarrowclough]

"that’s a bit a the old Bulgarian belly wash, that.’’ 😂

[@voodoochild3859]

I left joe rogan experience for this

[@2ttez861]

@Cyrus Parsons We need to do a petition 😂

[@turnip5359]

Joe ROGAINE

[@FuckdasketsHOPassass]

Good, Joe Rogan is a wasteman

[@HoneyBearCentral]

I just did the exact same

[@novelist5380]

PROPER GEEZERS ⚒

[@ashenscratchyink3470]

He called the shopman Bal, Bas soo many times im dying.

[@malinoz9332]

“Do one”🔥👴🏻

[@EngragedGravy44]

'It's a School night tonight' *Pete is my guy*

[@EckoUnlimmited]

Not watched yet but if these man don't cop werthers then I'm finished with them

[@twentyfoursevensmoke]

start of the video the shopkeeper was like no camera no camera by the end he's like "make sure you cone here in future" and trying to get the other staff on the video but couldn't outsmart the triple double triple o gees

[@uraharamitchell7250]

Bas is lookin like he owns the land that shop is built on.

[@samuelemcb2480]

Big up Uncle Bal

[@OutsidetheBoxGoalkeepingYTube]

Man said I’ll make u see stars like Ringo 😂😂😂

[@andredrayton5668]

Funny enough, random thought popped into my head as I was parking up outside my place. I thought to myself "Rahh, I haven't seen Lordie upload some good golden content lately" and then I get indoors to find this. Missed you Lordie man.

[@MI5HT3R]

RULE NO.2 NEVER GIVE YOUR LOCATION AWAY 😂

[@marcodunkel9353]

Just discoverd these guys right now. Hope they will make lots a music still. They´re a living STATEMENT: Big upz Pete & Bas!

[@florjanprifti9243]

5 pound munch best show in yt respect from Albania

[@callhopify]

Legends in the making

[@Drewster195]

this was more the shopkeepers £5 munch, he was just off loading all the stuff that wont sell on em

[@TrojanThugMusic]

They're not getting it. You wanna get space raiders, jelly babies, twirls, & fizzy pop. Forget wine and jars of coffee

[@og1370]

Uncle bal is in ultimate bossman form today 😂

[@user-jd3os8xe4o]

‘Lets go to my mate bal, asian fella but hes alright’

[@ebanksstudios]

Never clicked on a vid so fast

[@bob-a-booey-4204]

uncle bal for the next one. he already did such a good job picking their stuff.

[@HIQ45]

GRTV KZbin Channel of Year Lordie, Grammy for presenter of the year Pete and Bas, Grammy for best group

[@crazygamingrandomness354]

8:24 got me creasing

[@AJXOnline]

Brads randomness Lool had to wheel this

[@Zeus-sv6wi]

Why Lordie sound Australian 😂🤐

[@parasitesundinism]

Broooo😂😂😂

[@mrwhoannon300]

Pete is the loud yute that leads the gang and Bas is the quite tall yute that packs a strap 😂😂

[@mrmontanna666]

Lemon Sanpelligrinos are too dank

[@SezTG1997]

Pete's laugh is brilliant

[@nialless]

My man Bal know whats marked up most. Happy shopper coffee lol

[@twitchwozzavelli5410]

Bulgarian bellywash 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Natty1620]

Album title 🤣

[@Joe_tait]

Absolutely boys

[@javenturner1]

My guys holding the fiver like it's the fucking golden ticket

[@iletelyastraightmate]

Bas' verse on "the old estate" is fire! Check it out, he's got some fast, tricky word play

[@YaBoiJern757]

Bas kills track he's on🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BigLittleWoodsx]

cracking, cracking, cracking, cracking, cracking, great stuff! - 10:44

[@stupidyutefromlewisham5490]

Bas is OJ,

[@highlyblest]

waiting for the day someone buys a 5pound scratch card and wins 50qwid to buy a load of munch

[@boredfm1138]

highlyblest that’s the sort of thing that would happen

[@r3b22ber3]

Happened before on here

[@SPR12307]

Uncle Bal went from heel to face real quick

[@DeadlySkys]

I wish I had a grandad and he was like this

[@fj2204]

Bas was deffo rolling with the Kray's back in the day

[@kc3818]

Liked the video before I even watched it, respect from Sweden!

[@photography94]

These guys are legends

[@johnbill66]

These 2 are legends 😂😂

[@mullarso9143]

Bas is tooo cold

[@NoobiMeh]

fully had me creased this one too funny was all over the shot

[@Hanzo1]

Best Grime Duo there is

[@showahbunga]

Hahahahahaha this was so random yet funny as fuck...🤣🤣🤣 loved it!

[@tfadeanlockett288]

Big up lordie for this but sort us out with some uncle pains

[@MyloSkeng]

Narstie kinda busy lately still 😂

[@bakerrrc1900]

Channel 4 involved now, nastie can't be seen like that, bad publicity... He's with the big fish now

[@tfadeanlockett288]

Yh Yh I no but it would be nice still

[@vsopvisionsstartedoverpain9636]

is been a while and five pound much is still going strong...it needs to be on mainstream tv asap...2019?

[@jamnmikefx]

Uncle Bal trying to push old stock 🤣🤣🤣

[@missbcritiques9209]

I thought they would have got a Stella each or cider lol wit a pack of salted peanuts or pork scratchings..Some frozen food, and something else lmaooo

[@karimelzein9115]

That was the most hectic and stressful thing ever 🤣

[@jamessheehy4895]

Yes just what we all wanted! These boys gods!!!

[@terellbampoe-brush9891]

Bas just looks like he is constantly ready to smoke somebody