HEAR ME OUT: you should make a semi truck capable of towing atleast 80000 pounds while having under 100 horsepower with under 150 lb-ft of torque
@Payday52 ай бұрын
semi TROCK
@aaaoooosoveryeepy2 ай бұрын
a yeas, a Scania
@GewelReal2 ай бұрын
It needs like 100 gears
@aiobio.2 ай бұрын
yehs 25 gears beast why not
@jasonsteelwood31212 ай бұрын
So its basically an old tractor
@WTFHAX932 ай бұрын
Fun fact about the Polonez: a one-off version exists with a mid-mounted engine transplanted from a wrecked Lancia Stratos rally car. It was named "Stratopolonez", and it went rallying from late 1970s to mid 1980s.
@masterqbaPL2 ай бұрын
Polonez was also available in UK in 1970'. Export version - was of better quality than those sold in country, but thats completly nothing change... What more can you expect from the products of communism :D Every new commie-car as good as after falling off a cliff xD shaaame on that mess.
@rover908Ай бұрын
Got a poster of it, incredible car
@turbolemon13962 ай бұрын
As a professional polish person I was pleased with this episode truly one of the najlepszy samochód of all time
@user-lj5kr6gt7e2 ай бұрын
Man
@RGBGamer444Ай бұрын
🍋
@splatpro9572 ай бұрын
8:24 lovely harmonizing
@ronwest4047Ай бұрын
An authentic Grog harmoy at 6,250 rpm
@williamwildcat2 ай бұрын
0:13 ITS A TONY!
@TheAndostro2 ай бұрын
yeah fso sold fiat 126p with some names after fiat licence expire it was called maluch "little one" cause fiat 125p was called "duży fiat" in english big fiat
@DriverAnonim2 ай бұрын
I'm Polish and I'm happy 😂
@Ibishu200BXenjoyer2 ай бұрын
M A L U C H
@themuffincat2 ай бұрын
TONY KOWALSKI
@benrodriguez49052 ай бұрын
TONY
@Bl00dyd132 ай бұрын
Im Polish and i wanna say that i love how you said "podwójna trubosprężarka V10 silnik" or "Fso Bolonez"
@user-lj5kr6gt7e2 ай бұрын
Podwojna turbosprezarka
@dwr10012 ай бұрын
4:30 casually using a german plate. WEVE BEEN OVER THIS
@Xodabeef12 күн бұрын
Gotta get a bit of the Trabi p601 in there somehow
@thebuzzingbee60622 ай бұрын
3:59 bro if my polish teacher heard that she would think thats russian
@CyprianSiewierski2 ай бұрын
I agree like why tf did that sound like heavy from tf2
@adrianklimek41392 ай бұрын
fax my grandma would question wth he was saying
@CyprianSiewierski2 ай бұрын
💀
@AverageHaloBozo2 ай бұрын
plussian
@kubek5332Ай бұрын
Zgadzam się xd
@Cocoanix2 ай бұрын
POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱 🔥🔥😎
@cryololphosaurus2 ай бұрын
Yt asked me to rate your comment so I rated your comment 5 starts
@BrianLTU2 ай бұрын
RAHHHHHHHH 🇱🇹
@maclenix2 ай бұрын
POLSKA GUROM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣
@user-lj5kr6gt7e2 ай бұрын
Pofwojna tutbospenzarka
@CyprianSiewierski2 ай бұрын
Ziomek to brzmiało jak rosyjski
@Nikke-nn5mn2 ай бұрын
Rear mounted turbos are a real thing. They are done for better cooling and for cars with lack of space in the engine bay.
@eduardopena58932 ай бұрын
For when you are drag racing a Corvair.
@VestedUTuber25 күн бұрын
The Vaydor G35 kit uses them as well, though in its case it's _entirely_ for stylistic reasons - the Vaydor is a full conversion bodykit for the Infiniti G35, a front-engine car, that attempts to make it look like a mid-engine supercar, so it places the turbos where the engine _would_ be if it was an actual supercar.
@chillieuwu20 күн бұрын
BETTER cooling!?!?!
@VestedUTuber20 күн бұрын
@@chillieuwu It's because the Turbos don't have to be tucked right next to the engine.
@chillieuwu20 күн бұрын
@@VestedUTuber my question is batter cooling how? There is zero airflow on the rear.
@sometimesidreamaboutcheese2 ай бұрын
Grog: "Go Left!! What are you doing??..." 750hp engine mounted at the right side to fit the Turbo (by Grog) : "Am I joke to you???"
@drindurin2 ай бұрын
11:27 "Mr president, there's been second Bolognese"
@darksherif77842 ай бұрын
11:27 *
@drindurin2 ай бұрын
@@darksherif7784 yes, i made a mistake sorry
@gort_real2 ай бұрын
make the tiniest v16 possible or the biggest inline 3 possible
@lukkruk69042 ай бұрын
3:59 at least you have made an attempt, and you nailed "turbosprężarka" pretty decent
@Skillot8882 ай бұрын
Its a good day when grog uploads
@Japanese_usa2 ай бұрын
Yeah bro 👍
@JRBGamingAndAnimation2 ай бұрын
Facts
@k_the_v2 ай бұрын
Sorry Mr Grog, but handling and single front wheel will never work together. Why not remake, but with single FAT rear tire, and keep two wheels in front so it'll actually steer some?
@jasonsteelwood31212 ай бұрын
Of even "better" - TWO wheels and car designed like a motorcycle!
@clayv54222 ай бұрын
It would be better if the engine wasn't on the side though
@istillplayroblox69522 ай бұрын
Emphasis on the FAT TYRE
@theonlywolf1912 ай бұрын
The irony in choosing an german license plate when wanting a polish one isnt lost on me... me as a german approves😂
@airplanemaniacgaming78774 күн бұрын
Gotta get that East German side in somehow....... After all, Berlin was technically inside of East Germany, but held by both sides.
@kingDJcat2 ай бұрын
4:28 is this supposed to be a ww1 WW2 joke?
@Stev4172 ай бұрын
Bad news!!!! The Dacia sandero! Was delayed!! Next automation video James May Dacia Sandero?
@lauster9992 ай бұрын
Oh Noo!!! Anyway....
@kaidenthesoup2 ай бұрын
WE NEED TO put a fully maxed out engine in a hatchback
@RUNNERUTG2 ай бұрын
"Avarage polish car" shows the most MSC car ever Edit: im getting more likes on this comment then on my vids
@DEPURMateusz2 ай бұрын
The feetan
@SimplyAlexus78782 ай бұрын
Fr
@CyprianSiewierski2 ай бұрын
bro that's a fiat 126p and it's an actual car
@RUNNERUTG2 ай бұрын
@@CyprianSiewierski i know, but the fittan from msc is based on the fiat 126p
@ten-co-zycia-nie-ma2 ай бұрын
@@RUNNERUTG nope, the fittan is based on a fiat 127
@aydinlutmergp48852 ай бұрын
Make the most unbalanced engine possible that's just under the verge of constantly wanting to explode
@JustinTh3D0g2 ай бұрын
I stayed up till 12am for this grog, you made it worth it!
@lordgigenshtain2 ай бұрын
as a croatian i really like your car designs. you have a bright future in the automotive industry. don't listen to the french people telling you otherwise.
@THD2056HT2 ай бұрын
Make a 3wheeled Volkswagen Passat with a hilariously undersized engine
@sealedshutАй бұрын
I have watched youtube for geniunely a decade at this point and you might be the most entertaining person i have seen on this platform, seriously impressed and happy i have found your channel
@KubsterYT2 ай бұрын
Damn, I Didn't Expected A Polonez Here, Greetings From Poland!
@SpeedZiomek2 ай бұрын
3:27 FSO Polonez mentioned Grog im impressed, you almost spelled the podwójna turbosprężarka understandable 🔥 6:02 Zgodzę się z tym napisem.
@ram_stick_samurai2 ай бұрын
Make the turbo THE car in Automation. (just a giant single turbo on wheels, a hidden engine with no sounds, a lawn chair on top, a steering wheel and pedals, 1,000,000 psi, loudest noises from the turbo you can possibly make and godmode wheels so they don't fly off and become a bayblade and so much horsepower that the hidden v16 is on the verge of dying.)
@OZIAS_Godissalvation2 ай бұрын
You should make a car so dark you can’t even tell it’s a car. Like the world’s blackest paint. Engine, body, wheels, everything should be just black.
@courtneycole64202 ай бұрын
"Late upload, on this channel? never!" proceeds to upload this at exactly 12:00 AM my time, lol
@raad71842 ай бұрын
Lets remember, those who played Jalopy had driven the trabant 601 with their uncle by their side
@rebeldoesplanes2 ай бұрын
WE NEED A PICKUP TRUCK FOCUS FROM 2007 WITH A V16!
@yes527172 ай бұрын
Make a ferrari with the mighty 1.9 TDI
@Riot_042 ай бұрын
you should make a sleeper with the same power as a top fuel dragster
@Ferrariguy42 ай бұрын
Make the beigemobil next, everything is beige, wheels beige, doors beige and make the engine so small and inefficient and boring it may as well be beige. Basically just make it as boring and beige as possible.
@Slippy-rk5wy2 ай бұрын
as a polish person, yes very polish
@jacobotma761614 күн бұрын
As a polish viewer .I drive a 2000hp i3 1.3L Citroen SM.(IRL)
@OfficialFarmerkai14552 ай бұрын
This video is certified by the fia and if you dont agree ben will find you
@Vipex_1342 ай бұрын
Suggestion for the next car: Build the 1.4 liter engine from the Satsuma (with a 2nd fuel injected, turbo charged, max hp config.)
@nravenz75382 ай бұрын
create a car with 40 inch rear wheels and 5 inch front wheels
@aydinlutmergp48852 ай бұрын
And FWD 😂
@nravenz75382 ай бұрын
@@aydinlutmergp4885 oh yeah totally FWD
@quakxy_dukx2 ай бұрын
First time I’ve seen any of your videos and I’m presented with a v10 3-wheeler with a cvt and a beach ball sized turbo. I like what I see
@parkashsharma662 ай бұрын
2:15 holy shit they added drake mobile💀💀💀💀
@Phounds2 ай бұрын
1:Please make a big pickup truck with a BIG diesel engine and a big turbo. 2:If possible change the amount of black smoke exiting the exhaust to maximum to roll coal
@kubo02 ай бұрын
to be 100% accurate with the term "polish car" the quality of everything should be max at -15
@HenryAmberson-ws5zi2 ай бұрын
Next video idea: Pontiac vibe but Jack the body up to the height of the average lifted truck, and put BIG wheels and a HUMONGOUS wing on it.
@rilzzplays2772 ай бұрын
never change your character sprites mr grog
@vejin9Ай бұрын
I haven’t really expected to see any polish car in here. You made me smile A LOT!
@k_widmoo4 күн бұрын
That polish pronunciation was quite good, made me laugh. Also: Clarkson has reviewed Polonez, he hated it as much as we did, it could break any moment
@TRex_Co-owner2 ай бұрын
Make one of that SUPER lowered pickup trucks with too much chrome on it, VERY big chrome rims with the thinnest tires and all that American truck stuff (exhausts all the way to the roof)
@Sicripper2 ай бұрын
Fun fact 1: When i was on a holiday in The Czech Republic many years ago, i saw a modified (ricer) Trabant 601.. Sounded awfully hilarious. Fun fact 2: In Berlin, there's a Trabant museum
@RandomContent572 ай бұрын
“straight up fecal matter” 7:28 This phrase got me grounded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pear7869Ай бұрын
thanks for the laugh sir :D when you slid that engine out of the center I cried a bit (while laughing already) what a trip
@eduardopena58932 ай бұрын
Two real sleeper cars: My friend's father had a friend at his work that took a Porsche 911 turbo engine and put it in the back of his VW bug. My Dad's friend at work (he worked as an engineer at Fairchild Industries) who bought a military surplus afterburner and put it inside of some tiny Daihatsu (this was back in the 80's and my Dad didn't know the make of it). The car would drive like stink and get over 150 miles per gallon. Sadly, I don't have many more details on the specifics of the build, but this guy would drive the car to work every once in a while.
@alexanderfinnbrowaeys7391Ай бұрын
IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT IF YOU MADE A CAR SOUND LIKE JEREMY CLARKSON SAYING BRILLIANT
@strawberrymilk97672 ай бұрын
Nice to see grog upload videos at midnight here in the US because time zones and shit.
@Blazeyy0112 ай бұрын
as a person from poland i can totally agree that that it looks like a polish car👍
@gelmopolipopolipo45542 ай бұрын
you either have to make the most italian car or make the best car you could possibly think of, and then the worst and do a comparison BTW i love your videos!!!
@NotTJFlamezz3 сағат бұрын
8:23 better than the actual engine sound
@thaboosho70802 ай бұрын
Can you do this?...😅 The Aerius: *Performance:* - Engine: Mid-mounted, 4.8L, twin-turbocharged V8 - Power: 1,200 horsepower (895 kW) at 8,000 rpm - Torque: 900 lb-ft (1,220 Nm) at 5,500 rpm - 0-60 mph (0-97 km/h): 2.5 seconds - Top speed: 293 mph (426 km/h) (electronically limited) *Chassis and Body:* - Material: Carbon fiber monocoque with aluminum and titanium components - Length: 184.5 in (4,686 mm) - Width: 78.7 in (2,000 mm) - Height: 46.5 in (1,181 mm) - Wheelbase: 108.3 in (2,751 mm) *Suspension and Brakes:* - Suspension: Active, adaptive damping with hydraulic lift system - Brakes: Carbon-ceramic discs with 6-piston front and 4-piston rear calipers *Aerodynamics:* - Drag coefficient (Cd): 0.32 - Downforce: 2,200 pounds (1,000 kg) at 150 mph (241 km/h) *Interior and Technology:* - Seats: 2, with carbon fiber shells and Alcantara upholstery - Infotainment: 12.3-inch touchscreen display with navigation and performance data - Safety features: Advanced driver assistance systems, including adaptive cruise control and lane departure warning *Weight and Distribution:* - Curb weight: 2,900 pounds (1,315 kg) - Weight distribution: 42% front, 58% rear Aerius's interior features: - Sporty, ergonomic seats with: - Adjustable bolsters and lumbar support - Heated and ventilated functions - Memory settings for driver and passenger - Sleek, minimalist dashboard with: - High-resolution 12-inch display screen - Customizable instrument cluster - Ambient lighting - Flat-bottomed steering wheel with: - Paddle shifters - Audio and cruise control buttons - Power tilt and telescoping adjustment - Premium materials, including: - Leather upholstery - Alcantara accents - Carbon fiber trim - Advanced technology features, including: - Navigation system - Bluetooth connectivity - Premium sound system - Apple CarPlay and Android Auto integration *Front:* The Aerius has a sleek, angular front fascia with a bold grille, slim LED headlights, and a sporty front splitter. *Rear:* The rear features a sloping roofline, a wide rear diffuser, and slim LED taillights that wrap around the edges of the car. *Side:* The Aerius has a curved, aerodynamic profile with a distinctive character line running along the doors and a flared fender. *Top:* The car has a panoramic glass roof, offering an expansive view of the sky and a sense of openness.
@thaboosho70802 ай бұрын
Is this to much 😅😅😅
@Loomix._.Ай бұрын
Just happened to download this a couple days ago lol. What a beast
@XaleanderS5 минут бұрын
Holy shit, you spoke "Turbosprężarka" actually pretty nice!
@The_Rambow2 ай бұрын
Make a car with 5 wheel drive and name it the Cinco (your videos always make me laugh btw. I love your style of smash cuts)
@Sunglass_Man2 ай бұрын
After a year of thinking, I’ve thoguht of my suggestion: 2007 Toyota Camry LE if the entire car won’t work here’s some individual suggestions: 1. 2.4 liter I4 2AZ-FE 2. Give the engine oil burning problems 3. Give it a 5-speed automatic or manual 4. Make it front wheel drive 5. Give it Toyota Camry badging 6. Make it a sedan 7. Give the engine features of the 2AZ-FE (compression ratio, block material etc)
@badblenderanimations14492 ай бұрын
make a car with a very tiny engine but with a massive turbo and make it rev to the moon and beyond
@therandomone93912 ай бұрын
Idea for GrogTV merch! What if you made the animated grogs into stickers. You could have loads of fun with them and a ton of variations already exist of animated grog. Think of the possibilities: a happy grog on your dashboard, finnish grog in your garage for that authentic my summer car feeling, pointing grog at your doorbell so they never miss it again. Place those basterds where ever you can think of! Sad grog inside the funeral home, mad grog at the vegan section of the supermarket, canadian grog at the border crossing to canada and so much more! Do you thinks this is a good idea?
@nonameyethangonaminute2 ай бұрын
8:22 Never thought I'd hear someone harmonize with an engine
@F1Adicct2 ай бұрын
NASCAR body and a dragster spoiler
@EdcrfQazwsx2 ай бұрын
9:46 10/10 "GET OUT!", completely unexpected
@JulesGryczewskiАй бұрын
When your turbo is bigger than your truck LMAO this is so funny, keep up the good work
@masterxgaming59262 ай бұрын
My sugestions: 1 - monowheel 2 - a v12 or v16 that spins to 12k rpm and have less than 20hp (yes, it is possible) 3 - car with drivetrain like in 911 but with v12 or v16 P.S you said podwójna turbosprężarka like podłóżna turbosprezarka (long turbochaer)
@PrestonGarvey-Theminutemen2 ай бұрын
Make a 2008 toyota hiace with rear wheel drive, extremely big turbo and V16 or Flat engine and put teimo on the top of the car
@SlavyPL-u3z2 ай бұрын
As a polish person i can say thats very accurate
@oOSonicexeOo2 ай бұрын
Speaking of top gear did you hear that the grand tour is ending.
@roaling22 ай бұрын
V32 (really long double v16)
@douhoxi21302 ай бұрын
Double the HP than rpms with quad turbo
@Wemfsh2 ай бұрын
Make a super-Saab just which is just a 900 with an off road suspension and a v-12
@ogur77832 ай бұрын
MAAANNN I love TG and GT refferance in your videos
@eduardopena58932 ай бұрын
I still say either a VW Bug/Beetle or a Fiat 500 (old school model) with a Lamborghini Countach 16 cylinder, quatro valve engine in it. Another challenge would be trying to create the best soap box derby car you can. There are no limits to what you create, but it can't have an engine or transmission of any kind. Obviously the only way you can test it is on a downhill race course.
@istillplayroblox69522 ай бұрын
Where will the driver go?
@eduardopena58932 ай бұрын
@@istillplayroblox6952 In the front bonnet. There's no engine there.
@freemarkits2 ай бұрын
try to put the maximum cylinders in an engine
@GreaterMontenegro2 ай бұрын
Please make a PT Cruiser with the paint of the flag of the Kingdom of Hungary
@collinhendsbee2 ай бұрын
Make a 1986 Chevy blazer with a plow 4x4 2 door blue seats but with 1000+ horsepower plz
@Chadious_Gaming2 ай бұрын
5:31 Ghostbusters and back to the future drooling from the mouth 💀
@uni79842 ай бұрын
Citroen ami/ Opel rocks styling
@bhizahr2 ай бұрын
7am?! Smash! New grogvid!
@tomesilvestre2 ай бұрын
9:36 I dind't hear that laugh before the ben mobile
@loganthompson39782 ай бұрын
The Trabant 601 looks like it’s grinning at you
@nindyaaryani66602 ай бұрын
Idea: make the plainest car possible What i mean: just pick any body then just put an engine(if u cant just put an engine on the body then put the most minimal thing that the game would accept and make it the worst material)
@potassium48222 ай бұрын
I love that my language sounds like drunken gibberish 🎉🇵🇱
@thomas-jamesbailey81342 ай бұрын
Make the worlds fast Single Decker bus, Name it Bob, then make the world’s fastest Double Decker bus, name it Gertrude
@nomadicsquirrel605015 күн бұрын
The aggressive turn and shouting this thing at the turbo
@thegreenfox0112 ай бұрын
i just woke up and this is what i see on my recommended. good content is officially joever
@AndersIsacson2 ай бұрын
For Automation suggestion for next project: a sausage looking veichle, pls. with sausage wheels, sausage power, sausage engine :) just for laughs :D amazing video, btw grog!
@Kownterfiet19972 ай бұрын
the amount of effort he puts into making the gooberiest cars on the planet is crazy
@JulianLCSGO16 күн бұрын
Using the german numberplate on the polish car brings back memories 4:28
@TheHertfordshirefarmer35Ай бұрын
grog listen here you need to make a Toyota 2000 GT with a Ford f150 bed and a BMW 02 series interior. The give it to Teimo and do the rally
@Nox03562 ай бұрын
Make your Clio but fit it with James Bond gadgets. If you can complete one "chase" and one "evade" mission then it's going in S tier
@skullofserpent5727Ай бұрын
Polish numbers, *puts german license plate. That's dark 😂😂😂
@besservanja2 ай бұрын
omg its santa grog 9:14
@Niekvr822 ай бұрын
Put an obnoxiously big turbo on it but dont actualy make it turbo charged