It takes two is fun

Derp is such a good friend.
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[@thedenseone6443]

I got whiplash when the parents got turned into dolls and they started expressing genuine horror. No whimsical bullshit here, just Dr. Hakim or whatever his name is and his world of trauma

[@zetasann]

I know for a fact that if i got turned into a doll, I would mentally crumble. So good job game, realism in a fantasy multi-genre platformer.

[@arandominternetperson437]

Mr. Mexican book

[@thedenseone6443]

@@arandominternetperson437 Yes

[@tombraiserzombie2581]

The fact that the mom so willingly jumps to her death in an attempt to escape this.

[@jonathanwells223]

It’s almost like she was the selfish one

[@jbpiano5313]

What did you expect more of neglectful parent

[@HaruIRAI]

"You know that Mom and Dad love you? " "This is why we have to do things... That are not fun" Wow, way to make your child blame herself for divorce

[@ignas205]

Pretty sure staying together is the not fun part

[@sponge540]

*Derp is a embodiment of Gilbert Gottfried Gamer edition*

[@kungfukitten6735]

Gambert gamfried bro

[@inyoface05]

Gamer Gottfried Entertainment

[@eugh9939]

My name is Gilbert Gottfried and…

[@Fortirus]

and he pissing and shiting indeed

[@Kingjustin1019]

CHANGE MY MIND

[@thefunnyaerialman]

I've realized something about this game: It's a Co-op game, where you sometimes have the option to screw with the other player. You play as a married couple considering divorce, as they explore a warped version of reality where *_neither of them can die._* Think about it. You play Co-op games with people you care about. You are _supposed_ to cooperate, but you sometimes have the ability to mess with the other player. Due to the fact you're playing a game, your in-game actions won't have many real-world consequences. You're also somewhat close, so (usually) as far as at least one of you is aware, even the "friend gets annoyed with you" thing isn't that big of a deal. However, continuing this behavior can lead to you actually instigating conflict (sometimes by complete accident), whether the other player just yells at you a bit, or begins to retaliate with similarly douchey in-game behavior. Now let's look at the start of It Takes Two: 1) Cooperation is needed to progress✔ 2) Can actively choose to screw over the other✔ 3) No real-world consequences✔ (at least as far as Cody/May are aware at this point) 4) Don't feel the need to worry extensively about the other's emotions✔ The only difference here is the reason for #4. The reason Cody and May _seem_ to care so little about each other at this point is because they start the game _already_ in the middle of the back-and-forth douchebaggery mentioned earlier, *_before_* they get turned into dolls. Well... that and the fact that they've already agreed to divorcing.

[@imsanenotcrazy]

now thats true facts right there boi

[@paintitblack4135]

J's genuine excitement when he got the 「 COOM CANNON 」was like watching a child on christmas.

[@chrisnicolet8910]

LSD marriage counseling: the game

[@TheAnahyme]

Man seeing growth in this couple is just beautiful and im not even talking about the game

[@evanbuckleteeth2749]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@boomertourneroops957]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@napplesnapple3747]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@mrmangosyt665]

Aren't you the guy who made the act man do a video on fallout new vagas

[@mrmangosyt665]

If you are your an absolute legend

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@cameronpadley117]

I like how the toolbox turn into a metal gear at the end.

[@uhthatdudeeric]

Can't wait for the next part where J explores the full potential of the COOM CANNON.

[@onion7067]

why did i expect something else than J screaming "The COOM CANON" to end the vid

[@ToastedFrench12]

Honestly I really enjoyed this episode, I really enjoy any episode where JFJ plays with someone, don’t get me wrong though I still quite enjoy when you play by yourself you still got that charisma.

[@gouth9515]

I remember playing this start to finish and being more and more convinced as time went on that Dr. Hakim's book of love was simply just an eldritch entity that decided to fuck with May and Cody however he pleases.

[@RottenHeretic]

No J, no porn of the wooden wife, BUT THE BOOK HAS SOME.

[@Morgan_rulz_okay]

YES

[@crimeman621]

Like i once said, two brain cells

[@ToastedFrench12]

11:39 oooooo that’s gonna leave a mark Lmao and then he proceeds to hammer it in further

[@cabbalage7729]

Derp sounds like the guy from bar rescue when he yells

[@heyyou9472]

that is the cleanest garden shed i've ever seen in my life and yet nothing seems to be planted outside

[@KommissarBanx]

11:29 Damn you can hear how much that betrayal hurt :(

[@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3]

I love how the squirrels literally murder you without any hesitation, and only AFTER you've been killed multiple times by the wasps decide "Maybe they're not working for the wasps". If I were these two, that tree would be coming down and those squirrels would be going in a rat trap the minute I am back in my body.

[@awesomefox555]

I can summarise this game in a sentence. Everything is good except for the characters, they piss me off

[@zetasann]

I think that might be the point, dude.

[@thefunnyaerialman]

I've realized something about this while reading your comment: It's a Co-op game, where you sometimes have the option to screw with the other player. You play as a married couple considering divorce, as they explore a warped version of reality where *_neither of them can die._* Think about it. You play Co-op games with people you care about. You are supposed to cooperate, but you sometimes have the ability to mess with the other player. Due to the fact you're playing a game, your in-game actions won't have many real-world consequences. You're also somewhat close, so (usually) as far as at least one of you is aware, even the "friend gets annoyed with you" thing isn't that big of a deal. However, continuing this behavior can lead to you actually instigating conflict (sometimes by complete accident), whether the other player just yells at you a bit, or begins to retaliate with similarly douchey in-game behavior. Now let's look at the start of It Takes Two: 1) Cooperation is needed to progress✔ 2) Can actively choose to screw over the other✔ 3) No real-world consequences✔ (at least as far as Cody/May are aware at this point) 4) Don't feel the need to worry extensively about the other's emotions✔ The only difference here is the reason for #4. The reason Cody and May seem to care so little about each other at this point is because they start the game _already_ in the middle of the back-and-forth douchebaggery mentioned earlier, before they get turned into dolls. Well... that and the fact that they've already agreed to divorcing.

[@darkassassin6457]

That means the characters are good and not just bland

[@GrimmDraco]

that's not a summary, that's an opinion

[@iamsinistar8971]

That book pisses me off more than anything.

[@pramanixz5467]

The book really is the voice actor of Sangres from Payday

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

"I'm more attractive than you." Prove it.

[@sawnic9516]

this game is like a children's adventure movie

[@Dubaderp]

What a way to end a video watching J coom

[@mr.hungee9624]

Wait what?

[@FayeTheNerd]

@@mr.hungee9624 you know what they said

[@mr.hungee9624]

Oh i see now

[@mr.hungee9624]

@@FayeTheNerd i was watching the vid still lol

[@TheHonestJoey]

I completely forgot you played this jfj now imma watch the whole stream of this game

[@kostastevic4807]

Well this unexpected video immediately appeared in my suggested so this is surely once in a hundred years and the whole live was just as amazing just keep it up JFJ

[@thefbi9581]

No matter what JFJ says Dr Hakim will always be my favourite character ever.

[@meganmcdonald3333]

3:14 I find this hilarious because I know a few people love the book and some people hate the book! XD

[@ir8953]

I'm genuinely loving this game

[@landruster6589]

My parents never told me they where getting a divorce they just sent me to South Carolina for a week and hopped that I wouldn’t notice that half are sh&t was gone

[@Germanbred]

I’ll admit when playin this I had a fucking blast shooting the nails I felt like a badass

[@sleepysnoozin]

How insane is it that I’ve not really watched the guys videos but every time somebody goes “skibbidy ba um du da” out of context like reviewtechusa does I find it so fuckin funny

[@strafe_2391]

I loved this video! Side note: Someone please tell me what J's outtro is

[@Bec874]

@StRaFe_23 Found JFJ's outtro. Its uploaded by "Tactical Noodles" and called "JFJ's Outro Song" hope this helps.

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

First thing that strikes me about this game is how it has that "we invested a lot of money in mocap, so everyone moves like fucking spastics" thing that most early 3D movies did too.

[@lazarusthibodeaux]

“You got nails, Stab this Fucker!” You can’t do that to me while I’m drinking, GFuel came out my nose.

[@bigmanmac9444]

just like all life, the video ends with the coom cannon

[@Wilfred748]

YES. GAME OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE

[@giantminer5]

*FULLY AUTOMATIC ASSAULT COOM CONNON*

[@willr.1495]

Shoots fully automatic 40mm coom rounds at a rate of 20 per second

[@alucardo2961]

6:30. No but there is for the book. I want to rip out my retinas.

[@Spirit-108]

Noooo how could I miss this stream

[@legatelanius1465]

Caesars will is the will of the Legion

[@willr.1495]

Ave, true to Caesar.

[@theweebuser4630]

It’s over man and it was getting even better with a fully automatic coom cannon and a demo mans wet dream of a weapon

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Thats a terrifying child, thats why the dad wants to leave

[@49mozzer]

Not sure I can ever trust squirrels again after this.

[@Hiihtopipa]

After they got coom cannon and napalm, its was all vietnam from there

[@bocaj8272]

more please sir that was fun to watch :D

[@xtra3142]

Great vid man keep it up

[@crptic9925]

Me after beating this game: ok I'm going to go watch a playthrough and laugh at these guys lol

[@darkpuppetlordful]

Fully automatic hyper aggressive Coom Cannon

[@strikeforce1500]

A Way Out: Family edition

[@Coconut-219]

'JFJ divorces his husband, 2021 colorized'

[@kylehass8753]

And now we wait for part 2 return of the coom

[@jacobcox4565]

I may like the game but I'll never forgive the parents for what they did to Cutie and Moon Baboon, the squirrels and wasps deserved it though.

[@Sr_Butters4u]

Fuck yeah I’ve been waiting for a break in the action for this!

[@medi2649]

More Derp! Fuck yeah!

[@swagboot3641]

The streams are a vibe

[@HaruIRAI]

Dad looks a lot like human Shrek from second movie

[@isactsavas5483]

Jfj and Michael made same kind of joke with honey launcher they both said a joke about doom and sploge

[@luigidude1000]

i took way too long trying to find out which one was playing who, only to realize the names were on the bottom of the screen

[@cooper8854]

Now I wanna see the full game done by them lol

[@Demimatrix]

JFJ the best boi

[@Chris_Richardson]

Cant wait till they get to elephant

[@Leadys69]

Guys there is gonna be a part two don’t worry

[@nikodemruta7686]

Another one must be made

[@haxavage156]

So there isn’t r34 of the wooden wife, but there is some of the book, for some reason.

[@RandomPerson0646]

Worst Part of this game is they murdered the Stuffed Elephant

[@MaximuZ-29]

man i wish i can play with JFJ. am i the only one?

[@lialpie]

JFJ, i saw a sly cooper reference in ratchet and clank rift apart

[@adh615]

Derp is finally back from Payday !

[@mess1684]

Man thank God they don't have a fully automatic come canon at guys wait you hear OH SHI-

[@Ghambun]

It takes two Chad

[@wyattdevine7326]

Coom canon

[@josecastanos8297]

Nice more derp content

[@GoldenRiderAtreyu]

More parts of this game, please.

[@wujia8239]

John F. Jightmare

[@zerrierslizer1]

i cant unhear *GABRIELLA! WE GOTTA DO SOME, COLLABORATION!!* when i see gameplay of this game now xD

[@cheesybloodbag2332]

The boys are making more hahas

[@lisandrojudgement]

Why is the Book voiced by the same guy that voiced Sangres?

[@edwardstrauss3500]

At this moment this video had 1k likes and no dislikes, and I can understand why

[@scythro7055]

YAY Mykull and Lily

[@HolyGillbert]

he sounds like sound smith

[@drakothedragon3585]

Man I really hope that JFJ plays smite again. I really like his videos on it and they got a lot of views it’s not like they don’t get views also people have been for more smite. So what Im try to say is PLEASE PLAY SMITE AGAIN.

[@goatsandbullets]

this game looks genuinely very good! except for the book!

[@bladecommando]

I wanna see you play this with Adam's mom

[@epic-pie-manpie2491]

hey look its my favorite sock

[@mixednarwhal]

I’m leaving a comment on the videos I watch and this is a copy paste to make it easier for myself

[@Garjemmy]

Can I play this game with the voices in my head

[@bnyabus275]

My Parents split up when i was three aswell

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

ah yes, Divorce Simulator

[@Jester4460]

10:16 liezz liezzzz lieezzz why do you lie

[@steves578]

its me, steve.

[@Xaaaach]

Dr Hakim looks a lot better as Mr Potato Head

[@thegamingsheep2471]

will there be a part two?

[@Keaghan9]

Anyone know the numbers of the stream for this game?

[@lethalgamer_45]

Has anybody gotten the jfj plushie ordered yet? Still waiting to get mine but haven't heard of anything

[@ezioaugustus2621]

Why does Derp have such a raspy angry voice.

[@n.d.378]

bruh you cut it at that moment!?

[@bfarris4453]

Jfj's name is John f jennedy