Growing Up Asian

[@beepboop5381]

“Randy randy let down ur hair” “I can’t my mom bowl cut me” 😂 I’m dying

[@minariluv6650]

Me too HAHAHAHHA

[@mokopunatheodore9566]

Me to

[@astrodogs]

SamE XDDD

[@x3-LSTR-512]

@@minariluv6650 i thought it was bull cut until now holy crap i realize it now

[@CJCroen1393]

So fun fact: I'm half-Filipino and one day my grandmother decided to cut my hair for me so we wouldn't have to go to an expensive barber. When she was finished (she did a fantastic job imo) my mom--who, and this is important, is ALSO Filipino--complained that I "looked like the Asian kid who's grandma cut his hair with a bowl." To which I said, "Well that's good, mom, because that's basically what happened" XD

[@psalm1013]

Asian parents: Engineer, Doctor, Lawyer or Failure?

[@jinloonooi296]

I will chose or

[@gracealvarez9009]

Insurt nursing 😆

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Don't forget about the job option they wish they had when they were younger or failed to become and forced it onto you.

[@slapboi5161]

I’m failure

[@avesswing9971]

I can't believe that I agree to this😆😆

[@rainwang845]

Mom in HS: NO DATING Mom in college: where are my grandchildren

[@preciousprincess731]

Relatable!

[@lalalove6325]

I’m black but this is totally relatable 😂

[@sugathings104]

Mom tells me to not have boyfriend until college is finished Also my mom: yOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET? yOU TEXTING UR BOYFRIEND?

[@arpangurung8273]

connie wang 😂

[@kikiwhite_creates]

😂My moms not like that. She wants me to wait till I’m 30 or older to have kids.

[@hauranajwa162]

I used to draw a lot in elementary, like A LOT. therefore my grades going downhill and mom finally had enough about it. I still remember myself crying as I watched her tore every drawing i had and threw it into the trash. After that I stopped drawing in class. Years later, she said "i miss the time when you would fill every paper you see with your artworks"

[@deatheweeb]

Im so sorry that happened to you I hope ur doing ok now

[@hauranajwa162]

@@deatheweeb thanks! i do feel a lot better now but I'd still see that memory as "oh well, things happened" lol

[@shim9747]

Bruh that's terrible... but i have to admit my grades dropped quite a bit cuz I focused too much on drawing too LMAO-

[@edi6722]

If i was her i woulda grabbed some random useless papers and ripped them infront of you and pretended it was the drawing but to actually just destroy all the drawings wow

[@sarasmith1787]

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[@Mark.mp3]

"Randy randy let down your hair" "I can't my mom gave me a bowlcut" LMAO

[@michaelzhuswag]

markallenwils a

[@booknerd7339]

Dude, one time, my mom tried giving my brother a bowlcut. So hilarious!

[@icecreampicklez5127]

When was that part?

[@Kxnnyyyyy]

IceCreamPicklez! 8:52

[@j-6833]

I had a bowl cut in middle school lmao

[@miyuuunaa]

"Randy Randy let down your hair" "I can't my mom bowl cut me" I cried 💀

[@angxline.4428]

uhh what.....

[@miyuuunaa]

@@angxline.4428 8:52

[@angxline.4428]

@@miyuuunaa But like why did u cry

[@miyuuunaa]

@@angxline.4428 sarcasm

[@patboistudios3110]

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[@myellisondra6715]

"are you filipino" "yes i am" "lol i thought you were asian" "i am asian" "but you just said you were filipino"

[@princeeliasbulseco116]

Relatable

[@arcanesidus_]

Lmao--

[@ges105sb6]

Brain cells: - 69 420

[@Dablooner]

Ok it's stupid bc everyone assumes Asia is just china

[@hadesmapping8654]

@CRF.Channel97 what im from Denmark but i think its weird and people from turkey/kurdistan/lebanon I know told me the middle east was in africa because its not like chinese people

[@ciara9697]

back here three years later and its still interesting to see how despite the fact that we aren't of the same race we share so many experiences or at least have some unique variation of it. I'm practically a professional at dodging shoes now💀 I enjoy these types of videos because they make you see people's lives from a different point of view.

[@xxkurumixx4093]

I'm sure we're all good at dodging shoes now, Lmao, teach me your ways thoo

[@gooeybug8978]

I got bullied for being Asian. By an ASIAN, I was like BRO WHAT THE HELL?

[@robertdelrosario2222]

lmao

[@ASPthespeedyboy]

What the heck

[@carolyny.8388]

I’m pretty sure they r joking haha. I tease my friends all the time if they r Asian

[@gooeybug8978]

@@carolyny.8388 No, they were SUPER serious about it, it honestly hurt to xD. I'm over it now though.

[@princesstt9778]

Why?

[@jaredoroc6253]

My Asian Parents: No girl friend Me: Turns 18 My Asian Parents: Where are the grand children

[@GwenKalash]

what-

[@nisor123]

They were.... Encouraging you to have a secret gf?

[@isaiahbautista268]

That's kinda hilarious that when you just turned 18, that your asian parents asking about their grandchildren even though they told you not to have a girlfriend.😂 I'm filipino and I am 11

[@jaredoroc6253]

@Ochiroo.Y where are you from

[@jaredoroc6253]

@Ochiroo.Y youre lucky

[@lolgotem2426]

me as a filipino aunt: gives money me: keeps money my mom: hippity hoppity you cash is now my property

[@humanlonely7914]

So true at Malaysia too.

[@keekee300]

I kinda relate but my mom still gives it back xD, but i sometimes just say that i dont need it back lol

[@Sa_790]

Even ie middle east

[@foxicicity]

My mom gives it back.

[@lolgotem2426]

@@foxicicity lucky my mom keeps it and puts it her card

[@MrHeat48]

4:17 this legend got even creepier in Vietnam where the elders said that every rice you had left in your bowl would be reincarnated into the respectively amount of maggots for you when you needed food in hell. So when I was a kid, I actually believed them because I was afraid of wormy things. And I got overweight for the whole childhood LOL.

[@cherriiii123]

In Malaysia they say that if you had rice left in your plate the rice will cry lol

[@chrisubs]

@@cherriiii123 relatable ahah 😂😂😂

[@abrarrahman4844]

In my country they say every rice you wasted is 70 snakes in hell

[@deltas4764]

Oh overweight? You mean beautiful in Asian.

[@STEVENVUEH599]

Same here! OMG 🥲😂

[@insertname7979]

I had a classmate that asked: “Are u Asian or Vietnamese?”

[@1bruhmeme114]

Limitless lol I am Vietnamese and I have different life

[@alexhammel2374]

Bro, I lost brain cells reading this comment. People are just clueless

[@nichii1603]

I think in primary school, it was all “are you Chinese or Vietnamese”? Like, bruh, there’s this island, you see, under Russia, near Korea, it’s called *J A P A N*

[@kevinlee6520]

Once I told my friends I was Korean. They said “Wait, I thought you were Asian”

[@nichii1603]

WabblePlays some people can be nice but are just so stupid.

[@boojablegoogle1245]

randy randy let down your hair *i can't my mom bowl cut me* 💀💀💀

[@havo3423]

Piss Off Google it's sooo funny that I have to stop and go down to the comment section 🤣🤣🤣

[@dotzun665]

Wow

[@dustinalecxander8647]

My mom buzz cut me

[@cats7011]

lmao i laughed so hard i cried at that part

[@iimina9653]

lol

[@FarikoWishless]

"Randy Randy let down your hair." "I cant my mom bowl cut me!" Holy shit 😂

[@freemanedwards5663]

Fariko Wishless 100th

[@theebonywolf8699]

IM DECEASED

[@lerose8385]

I Laughed way to hard 😂

[@FarikoWishless]

pokemonix 10 Dayum 300 likes in an hour. But that shit was to dam funny.

[@rocionieves4336]

That killed me

[@khadijahkabeer564]

Dom: So if you don't finish your food, your wife becomes ugly?? Claire: **holds face and looks anxious** ...

[@user-og6ed3ty2f]

*i thought EVERYBODY had to take off their shoes when they’re inside the house-*

[@eatingwetfries4285]

I wish that were true. I don’t understand why people are fine with dirt and mud getting dragged throughout their homes

[@user-og6ed3ty2f]

FalafelWaffle LawfulAwful Exactly! It makes me disgusted when people actually wear their shoes *to bed*

[@grimmer-rd1mm]

When you are in your own house you just go barefoot because you can. When you are at someone elses house YOU DO NOT REMOVE YOUR SHOES UNLESS TOLD TO. EVERYONE WILL THINK YOUR BEING RUDE AND MAKING YOURSELF TO AT HOME. YOU ARE A GUEST, NOT A ROOMMATE!

[@eatingwetfries4285]

grimmer 2000 But how is that more rude than making the floor all dirty and gritty with who knows what?

[@user-og6ed3ty2f]

grimmer 2000 But, simply taking off your shoes people will be quick and assume that? I’d rather let them take off their shoes then clean up all of the mud and dirt or who knows what. Also, when you go to those furry floors/carpet?? You have a high chance of staining the carpet!

[@brrrrrbrbrrrr]

i’m viet n people always ask if i was in the war 😢

[@ges105sb6]

3 -8 that mother 3 -8er

[@strawberryskeletons1770]

Oh yeah when I say I'm part Korean people will automatically assume I like kpop(I guess if they like kpop)

[@aaront9080]

People asked us if Vietnam was a dangerous place without knowing that the war had ended for 45 years. Trời ơi

[@yummytacos3357]

now THAT was a really stupid things to ask since u was borned AFTER war.

[@angelaas5718]

That is so long ago- are they ok- ono

[@TheAMaazing]

Dude I relate to this so, so much I used to get my ass handed to me when I asked for allowance 🤣🤣🤣

[@rattosll]

TheAMaazing true doo

[@Rory-q1u]

It still gets handed to me

[@erisgiang1652]

Lol

[@coletoberg4899]

When I got my allowance my parents told me to pay them back for the hospital bill to be born

[@paynnn9977]

TheAMaazing samee

[@cxffaye]

I’m Indian and luckily my mom is quite relaxed about me doing art but she says it’s just a hobby and you need to do an actual job when you’re older. After all, look what happened to your cousin when he was allowed to study art at uni she tells me 😂

[@PIZZAGOLDXD]

bro yours soo lucky cheish that mother, i want to work in lego and my isn't hating on it but she still is just saying everthing sarcaticly like ill never make it and that i shouldn't do bc she doesn't think its a real job.

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

My parent seeing a guy with long hair "Hes gay"

[@pizzapunt5368]

They're right

[@karyxu4556]

My parents sees a gay couple: *FREAKS OUT*

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

@@karyxu4556 my dad also make low key racist comments.....

[@karyxu4556]

Tyrannosaur Overlord it’s more homophobia but my parents are somewhat racist My dad sees a guy on the streets: “You see son, that’s what happens when you don’t get all As”

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

@@karyxu4556 my dad is mostly the homophobe and racist a bit especially towards mexicans to some degree...even if my gf is mexican

[@ameliavey]

"Randy! Randy! Let down your hair!" "I can't! My mom bowl cut me!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hers6694]

i died

[@kirieprestbakmo3296]

TOTALLY

[@ee3721]

Relatable

[@dawnphi_]

Anthon y How do you copy someone's quote that's from a video where the whole world can see..?

[@pi3li]

As a filipino My dad: Eat this Me: I don't want any Dad: Just one Also my dad: *gives me three*

[@Vhizz125]

My mother gives me food and I don't like it. She said just 5 spoons of rice. I ate it and she said 5 more, so I ate 5 more and she said 10 more. Me: YOU JUST MAKIN' ME EAT ALL OF IT

[@HolyCrimin]

So true😂

[@alistoratlas7269]

If I don't want to eat my mom said just 10 more pls I'll say ok and eat 10 and then she said what no you just eat 4 spoon of rice and I'll say whaaaaaat and she said yeas you need to eat 6 more and being the dumb kid that I'm I eat MORE

[@jesszhang00]

LMAOOOO my mama

[@kaeniquepsychic4315]

IKR

[@heyitshart]

I’m like 3 years late but bro this was actually really cool I’d love to see more of these group kind of videos

[@hoodiegirl3748]

“Chinese, Japanese- or something with nese-” *“I-I'm a Filipino”*

[@chaos_catt]

Anon Random too late i'm leaving the Philippines, because this was a trip. where am i going back? America, specifically California. i didn't choose to be born in Maryland. though you made a good point about me being racist as well.

[@katiele6724]

*Me is Vietnamese*

[@katiele6724]

Anon Random *excuse you, this country doesn’t just “belong to whites”. USA is free for everyone*

[@sunniekim3700]

I have no idea why but when I read this I whispered to myself...Koreanese...Very random I know

[@grace-it5nl]

Anon Random you do realize that america is stolen land, right?

[@RandomFBIguy]

The Western World: *”Asians are smart!”* Us Asians: “For you yes...but for us, *N O.”*

[@meda_mo]

wait the fbi is asian?

[@cryingchihuahua487]

Maybe American Asian

[@thykingdomcome2302]

Oh this is a coincidence

[@Gekumatz]

ive had asian freinds, some indian come chinese, as an american i can confirm that tyeir grades arent enough.

[@iron4517]

In our standards is a no but neither do you know I am an Asian that had to learn 4 different languages and knows all 195 countries big nerd if history and I still consider that as dumb since none of this can get me a decent job

[@thesenate5913]

The ancient rule of asians: When mom tells you something, you listen to it like your life depends on it

[@enderdragoness546]

This my obedience in a nutshell

[@계정-k5n]

I broke the ancient rule!!?!

[@rksr-ff8il]

Yes

[@adinda1724]

Or else you get to listen to it over again and told to pay attention until you understand them

[@furiousphoenix9784]

But... yeah , she knows best for you

[@TwilightDreams_]

My growing up Asian experience is not doing enough. My parents always wanted more. No matter how much I did/ how well I did, they always wanted more.

[@esthercamargo879]

Sorry that this happened to you. Hope you are doing well today!

[@253-o6u]

Them : "What kind of Asian r u" Me : "Korean" Them : *"Oh so r u from North Korea or South Korea?"* Me af : *"Wtf-"*

[@faustering_energy2517]

*which do you think american lookin a-*

[@vincentbaskerville9697]

For real though.

[@hyperkitty6000]

do people even get to go out of North Korea like seriously -.-

[@253-o6u]

Hyper Kitty That's exactly what I want to say like frrrr

[@nhoyfoxtrotable]

Hyper Kitty they can if they escape, you can cross the boarder but you will more likely die because its protected af.

[@felipe7737]

“Randy, Randy, let down your hair” “I can’t my mom bowl cut me!” Me: *dying of laughter*

[@felipe7737]

Kailie Bragiao no... it’s bowl cut...

[@den-kn7py]

@Kailie Bragiao lmao

[@mizu5830]

Fun fact: If you’re a filipino and you get birthday money, or just money nothing special. Your mom rushes to you saying “Bi hahawakan ko muna pera mo para hindi mawala ok?” (I will hold your money for you so it won’t get lost) But it DOES get lost cause they USE it lmao.

[@jelianbravo7737]

Why is this so relatable

[@bittu2329]

@@jelianbravo7737 as an asian it happen to me and i serch for an answer and the best answer is ............spend it as fast as you can!

[@jelianbravo7737]

@@bittu2329 you mean search in Google?

[@alierenunlu3689]

Damn this got me flashbacks

[@bittu2329]

@@jelianbravo7737 nope i thought alot for this problem and sometimes ask my friend what they do to this

[@CanadianBatmanNerd]

This was AWESOME. It was like listening to good friends share fun stories in a coffee shop and laugh together.

[@annelisewilliams03]

My dad: I don't care about grades. Also my dad: you got a 91?! I thought you said you studied!

[@willowisp1376]

This has happened to me

[@mirandablinkhorn582]

Annelise Williams LMAO😂

[@PIZZAGOLDXD]

bro i would be happy with that if i were a dad since they have my genes

[@burcopresents]

Friend: *asian* Everyone: Japanese? Chinese? Korean? Friend: no *Cambodian.* Someone: wait what? *Canadian* isn’t *asian!*

[@lampsenpai4325]

as a cambodian I've never gotten this but I guarantee not a single person who doesn't know my family has gotten it right.

[@sayona_asphy6421]

omg same I’m Cambodian too And yeah everyone thinks I’m Spanish :/

[@amphrose]

I’m Cambodian and this happened to me like twice

[@theshamanite]

I found out my aunt is Cambodian in the best conversation I had with her. Towards the start of the conversation, she asked me if I had a girlfriend. :)

[@burcopresents]

Amphrose nice! I’m Filipino so this never happened to me xD (that’s why I said “friend” and not “me”)

[@hmmm9309]

"Randy, Randy, let down your hair!" "I can't my mom bowl cut me!" LMFAOOOOO HAHAHAHA

[@durayne3211]

I’m glad I’ll never get one of those

[@hmmm9309]

@@durayne3211 yow lucky, my dad once bowl cut my hair and laughed at me. I'm a girl.

[@starfish2848]

Butter Pepper bowl cut*

[@uoppsdn2459]

@@hmmm9309 alot of asian kid still get it even if ur a girl or boy like me lolz (not anymore tho it was when i was 3 lol)

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

@@uoppsdn2459 never got it

[@xavier-ir6kf]

The difference between Filipino parents and Indian parents are the accents

[@rudhrank8158]

Yea bruh

[@PIZZAGOLDXD]

same

[@Bl1xifyy_TTV]

"Randy, Randy letdown your hair." "I can't, my mom bowl cut me." Me and my brother watching: 😂😆😂😆

[@thacrocx7784]

lmfaooooooo😂😂

[@tugorditoamor5070]

Bro I died

[@slimebob5137]

Kailie Bragiao it’s definitely bowl cut

[@assfaultthearmadillo4687]

8:51

[@heccinchonkercat]

Literally 3 boys in my class got a bowl cut and I think they’re summoning the Illuminati of bowl cuts

[@PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial]

"I got money from picking white hairs from my parents" 10 year old me: You guys are getting paid?

[@blubsneks4508]

I just started begging my parents and saying “you have so much money”

[@PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial]

@@blubsneks4508 That wouldn't work on mine

[@Ari-rf9bu]

MooMooBoogs OMG HAHAHA my mom makes me do that - I thought she was the only parent who does that xD I don’t get paid tho :(

[@PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial]

@@Ari-rf9bu Same

[@endro7233]

Same

[@doesitbounceback3737]

If I told my parents that I had a boyfriend,they would say “Is he asian?”

[@irispark1381]

Nah. She say is he korean/chinese/Filipino/.....

[@julieoh9429]

More like whatre their grades?

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

lmao same since i like bts, my mom knows that i love koreans (well, all asians in general but she will mainly think i only like koreans) so when i saw, "I like someone", she will say, "is he Korean?"

[@-yourstruly9730]

Mine would kill me considering I'm still 13. But my cousin has been getting away with dating since she was 9...

[@yunosshoe8910]

I felt this

[@lowkey-obsessed27]

This is what happened one day: Kid from school: "Speak Chinese." Me: "No, I'm Japanese!" Kid from school: "Oh yeah." Me: "Baka."

[@divly7]

S U S S Y B A K A

[@jessiekoh6555]

Do you know what Baka mean?

[@laxgoalie1177]

@@jessiekoh6555 yes in fact i do i speak japanese

[@PrussianEmpireEnthusiast]

Baka mean idiot for something close Edit it mean fool so sussy fool aka sussy baka is now an insult

[@iamwarranted4502]

@@PrussianEmpireEnthusiast we know bruh

[@bread6947]

“when you get a girlfriend or boyfriend in philippines” filipino parents: how many

[@GwenKalash]

XDD so true

[@sunoosinyourwalls]

w h a t

[@Moonxsta]

Fr they gonna ask you how many babies yall gonna make😃

[@drdeagle3577]

Oooof relatable

[@wut6251]

"Where are my grandchildren i wanna see them before i die"

[@Slodin]

I guess I'm that rare Asian boy that my whole family wanted to become an artist since they deem me to be good at drawing since early childhood, so they bought tutors and lessons for me to learn drawing. Their thought process was that "we never had an artist in our family, it would be great if you filled that". To their disappointment, I became a software dev lol.

[@noodles3328]

Isn't that a better job????

[@Slodin]

@@noodles3328 That's probably in the past, or at least where I live It's about the same in terms of work environment/pay. I have friends who work for animation studios doing illustrations. I feel like they actually make more than software. At least from what I see software has much lower paying jobs in general when you are crap shooting to land a job. People who can draw are in good demand. But again, I might be biased because I have a higher chance to see more crappy jobs in software since that's what I do.

[@paxreal]

Software dev? Wheres the game or the software i wanna check it out

[@tazmeen2878]

It's the opposite for me I wanted to be an artist but my parents dont appreciate it

[@zokomonofficial40]

@@PercyKqv not everything revolves around india dimwit

[@harryfic]

Me: *_Just accidentally enter my room with my shoes on_ * Mom: **Throws HANGER straight at me like a professional baseball player**

[@fightmefatima992]

A hanger. What an amateur?! My mom would say go outside and get a switch.

[@lancetheking7524]

my mother does a 360 no scope with tsinelas and 1 kilometer hit with a belt

[@davoodoh3137]

I heard my friend got actually blazed 9.9

[@glaivelover32]

@@lancetheking7524 mine did it with some white vanes

[@PIZZAGOLDXD]

i can agree at 1 asian practice and its this take your shoes off before entering your shoes touched the filthy ground

[@LongLiveCheems]

Great and highly relatable video! As a South Asian born and raised in the US of A, these struggles and added “quirks” are something to talk about. I feel happier seeing the people have experienced the same thing as I have - it makes me feel less alone..! As for stereotypes and jokes, I used to take them seriously, but now I just laugh them off and correct them casually. Learning your tongue can make you feel out of place. I always gravitated towards using English, but knowing many languages, especially your tongue, is helpful for both communication with your family, and keeping you connected with your roots. I often wanted to be more “Americanized” and “White”, but all it did was make me feel uncomfortable and self conscious excessively, to the point of me taking stress. But now, I act like my true self, and it has restored peace and happiness to my life. For all of you with similar experiences and backgrounds, stay strong out there, and don’t feel shameful for who you are!

[@glare286]

What kind of *MANIAC* wears their shoes on their bed?

[@kawsakiTV]

Some Rural Michiganders

[@heckme3404]

Gross

[@Nurse_Xochitl]

Me after a long day of work Then just crash on the bed

[@savagecabbagetnt1521]

Ikr

[@ngreene5922]

A *white* *WHITE* person

[@jannyvyn]

“your second syllable is EHHH” me: *chOKES*

[@shrub5794]

my name je-EH

[@turntechgodhead5093]

Ayeeee armyyy

[@kayley2541]

mom in high school: You can't get a boyfriend. No. Dating. mom in college : Aaaaye why don't you have a boyfriend yet, tsk tsk tsk you're gonna be alone forever

[@ughwhydoidothisendme8477]

Life Problems lol i got a different problem, my mom wants me to get a bf...but im gay XD

[@xxmakeuplover05xx]

literally my parents

[@InternetDweller009]

The IRONY!!

[@Dekeullan]

@@ughwhydoidothisendme8477 me

[@hazardous458]

Week after college graduation Asian dad: Why you no doctor yet? Mom: where my grand child.

[@Yang_Gizmo]

All jokes aside, I love this video since I live in the American south and most of my limited Asian friends are adopted like me so it is nice to hear what the “growing up asian” experience is like for people who’s parents are Asian even if it’s not always great. I know it probably sounds weird to say but it’s almost comforting(?) in a way. I don’t know how to explain it 😅

[@dean-qr5js]

'yea i get like a hundred dollars a week' 'For what?' 'I dunno for existing'

[@chaos_catt]

C a i t l i n H a s c o o l g u y s y n d r o m e *wtf is your profile pic*

[@dean-qr5js]

xavier ??? *s n o o p d i g g i t y d o g g*

[@kirieprestbakmo3296]

C a i t l i n H a s c o o l g u y s y n d r o m e YAH

[@lachlan8838]

Time ?

[@dean-qr5js]

paddy wack 1:45

[@MattSpicerYT]

"If everyone has a tutor, what's the point going to school" hahaha

[@respecwhaman3672]

Haha xddd

[@aronseptianto8142]

yeah, if you can afford it they're much better at teaching

[@Shubhsemail]

Come to India dude, especially if you choose the science stream in senior high school. You'll honestly wish for culling of the human population as the competition is so fierce.

[@TypicalBLKW]

Hello Justin 2.0

[@heyitsme6123]

Tutors around my school... you pay them for specific test answers for specific teachers. THEY DONT TEACH YOU ANYTHING

[@willymlukman9070]

Indonesian can't feel full when we ate without rice. We literally ate almost everything with rice

[@nicole-gr1vy]

Willym Lukman yeah same with us filipinos

[@a.singgih7182]

Instant noodle with rice 👌

[@willymlukman9070]

@@a.singgih7182 sedap wkwkwkwk😂

[@mistergameplay9766]

What about Chinese

[@mistergameplay9766]

@@a.singgih7182 wtf

[@KyleIdk]

As a person who grew in the Asian household, pretty much everything they said, *I felt that* .

[@PIZZAGOLDXD]

bro that is torture i feel so bad for you, reltable asf

[@laemilo8009]

My friends: oh I get like $25 for every A Me: Oh if I get A’s I get to keep my phone!

[@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500]

S a m e And want to know something sad ? My mom's phone is hanging and when we open it , it itself restart from 2-3 weeks. It happens like 3-4 times everyday and instead of buying new phone , they are planning to give *my* phone to my mom 🙂🔫 Really ? I use my father's old phone and I am happy that *atleast* I have a damn phone and now they are taking it (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)

[@jylobo1112]

@@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 F

[@g.g47]

@@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 Rìp

[@purpel6034]

You guys have phones?

[@wedgeofcheese9482]

yeah one kid in my class got $17 everytime he got an a. Man I wish I was paid for having big brain

[@celine2768]

you should make a podcast with your friends just talking like this. i would totally listen, its so entertaining

[@simon2957]

I agree this video was really interesting to listen too

[@10jdtorres]

“ dad I have a girlfriend “ “ really how many? “ I died in laughter lol 😂

[@beautyqxee1539]

Saaaame 😂😂😂

[@rojal8853]

Me too

[@ziiiii8154]

@Masaya Naman applies with me and my mom, she told me to get at least 3 boyfriends so I can choose one later

[@cloudy4465]

Asking to get an allowance from my dad was like going to war and facing a seasoned general. I still get chills every time I think back to it😂

[@cxffaye]

I’ve never had pocket money either and I can relate

[@PIZZAGOLDXD]

@@cxffaye same and then when you make money they ask you to give it like bro you could taken my bissnes offer but no you wanted to save a few pennys

[@xyon9090]

*Growing up Asian,* 1. Rice is life. 2. Grades is life _(for our parents)_ 3. Karaoke is life 4. Respect is a must 5. Don't say a word when parents scold you. I repeat, don't say a word. _(They know torture)_

[@meowmeowpants4818]

Lol true

[@insomnolence8398]

Dean Natuno And more than likely have a small ASIAN penis.

[@blitzrossaliswifeandgirlfr2589]

XxPyROmANIacxX Gaming lmao

[@owowutdis8594]

Oh mah gawd that is so true

[@ashestoashes6809]

Dean Natuno jeans with Indian

[@keejo.9280]

As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit me, my mom does :]

[@rainbowangel5264]

Lol, I understand that.

[@bilo9062]

@Beomjun (Jun) Seo That one Big spoon that they use to pour soup into bowls, thats what she beats me with lol

[@weirdasff]

this needs to be on top lmfao xD

[@weirdasff]

@Beomjun (Jun) Seo mine is stick which she purchased specially to beat me when I behaved naughty T__T

[@keejo.9280]

Beomjun (Jun) Seo A broom

[@Tootisepop]

Randy Randy let down your hair *I CAN'T MY MOM BOWL CUT ME* I'm dead😂👌

[@moufuzz2759]

r/comedyheaven

[@jxj_7197]

Innit I laughed so hard

[@cyberwab9507]

Very cool, you have reddit

[@shash._.]

@@cyberwab9507 yo, who doesn't nowadays?

[@cyberwab9507]

@@shash._. its from r/ihavereddit I say theat becux i dont wanna use r/

[@mapolarcraft1217]

I think the oldest and the longest bully memory I have is when the bully yelled out to me “ you 💣 ed Pearl Harbor you yellow J*p b***h“ from Gr.2 to Gr. 10. He used that phase for 8 years to show his so called “friends” he’s a tuff guy, so I ignored him then he actually got expelled from high school. For some other reason I don’t even know. One spring month he was suddenly gone from school.

[@liarmask1759]

Me: I'm an Asian Online buddy: Japanese? Chinese?Korean? Me: umm..... India Buddy: That's not like Asian Me: Dude, I live in the 3rd largest country of Asia

[@poushaliraha6152]

So westerners think that asia only consists of these 3 countries

[@poushaliraha6152]

So westerners think that asia only consists of these 3 countries

[@GG-vk1ze]

Indian aren’t Asian they are part of Iran they all look the same😂 I can’t relate bruh

[@Maya_hee]

@@GG-vk1ze Indians are asian, wtf-

[@undercoverdontjudge1576]

1buck2bucks3bucks What?! ARE YOU DUMB? YES OR YES?!

[@rosieclary6945]

Asian parents with their superstitions be like: *no whistling at night!!* “If you whistle in the evening, you’ll invite evil spirits into the home” Me: *In my 20s and still afraid to whistle at night*

[@bigmarv4164]

Am an African and mom tells me If I whistle at night snakes will come inside

[@RhythmAddictedState]

Dude my Russian parents always tell me to stop whistling, because apparently whistling inside your house will make you lose all your money :'D

[@lungandamasealbums7383]

@@bigmarv4164 OH gosh!!! This is soooo true😭🤣🤣😂

[@shirase8244]

Dang! Why is this so true? 😂😂

[@sarahgeraldine3905]

clarissa rosy199 true dat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jazz1707]

As a Korean, my grandma always gives me life lessons about how I shouldn't be giving girls attention until I have a job, and how god wouldn't like for me to be worrying about girls when i'm in school.

[@chickngamer45]

Normal moms: “wake up sweetie” Domms mom 4:29: “child, your nose must enlongate”

[@thegreatsham]

My mom is sometimes like that 🤣

[@kevinthekitten3808]

Mine removes my blanket and tells every bad thing I’ve done in my entire life

[@leuuximn]

My mom: *drags me out of the bed and onto the floor without warning* Or sometimes use a backscratcher as a cane

[@SteveMc2425]

They did it to me when i slept till 11 am

[@high_oncoffee]

My mom have given up on trying to wake me and my sister up. We take almost like 2 hours to wake up. So she just switches off the fan in our bedrooms and walks away. WHEN ITS 35°C

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

The day I found out I wasn't asian was when a guy at my sushi place gave me a spoon.

[@gibgabs2899]

PowahSlap Entertainmint dude I almost spat out my drink 😆

[@Patrice148]

Lol

[@shiraz21]

wisdom is wise

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Lmao

[@mimikyuliker946]

PowahSlap Entertainmint pee is stored in the balls

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Dom: I have a girlfriend! Dom's dad: Oh cool! How many? Dom: *confused screaming*

[@kamabokogonpachiro1046]

Henry Jackson bro jomms dad weird dude...

[@guardian3636]

It was jom not dom

[@eggs1632]

Hispanic dads do that to

[@marcalfaro466]

@@eggs1632 yep My dad own experience

[@bommer5750]

LOL

[@lynxwithanxiety]

Dude this episode never gets old.

[@kaitaylor2638]

“Randy randy, let down your hair” “I can’t my mom bowl cut me” I don’t remember the last time I laughed to hard.

[@alpacarie]

*"YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? HOW MANY??"*

[@lumi2304]

Alpacarie lol same

[@geromlarayos6696]

*Otaku Confirmed.*

[@lumi2304]

Gerom Larayos it’s sad how true that is for both of us

[@sgtwolf7391]

Alpacarie Porn pictures don't count.

[@lumi2304]

Scott Radcliffe lol wow

[@shadowartist6663]

The guys: Asians never let their kids become artist Erald, jaiden, Daidus, domics, emirichu, chypher den tooncee and like 70% of the animation community: I’ll bring dishonor to us all 😂 ( not really their parents must be really proud)

[@shinzouwosasageyo7526]

Kim jung gi, the goat of artists is korean

[@akaneakane7893]

also daidus

[@shadowartist6663]

@@akaneakane7893 ohhhh that’s trueeee imma edit it

[@MANGLORIOUS]

Also Tooncee

[@shadowartist6663]

@@MANGLORIOUS ooohh I don’t know them I’ll add them to the list and look for their vids 💖😋

[@oh_why_her]

Man Domics this video! Growing up half asian was something I used to be ashamed of. When kids would comment on my food, the snacks I would bring, and all those stupid jokes, I started to really hate myself. (this was in my primary school days) But I remember coming home from school and watching your videos and being like “Hell yeah!” You really gave me confidence to continue embracing my culture and shut down the negativity people spread out of ignorance. Recently people have been throwing those comments again, and it’s been tough. But now with the confidence and embracing of my asian roots (and how badass a lotta the people in my life are) have helped me! So thank you man! From a fan from 2011

[@pencilsduck81]

*Anytime I wanted to sleepover at a friend's house* "Why?" "Do you not like your own house?" "Are you homeless?" "Are your friends going to take care of you for the rest of your life?" Jeez mom I just wanted to stay up late and play Mario Kart

[@Julie-zo3fi]

Duckarooni SO TRUE

[@padmesyt]

I cannot relate I play CoD, and Fortnite

[@MiniCookiez]

omg thisss!!! my dad says it to me ALL THE TIME.

[@karinatakayama4126]

MOOD MOOD MOOD

[@a.asolus7564]

If your parents say they understand you the most the are lying 100%

[@ashleyzavala-reyes2638]

"Randy, Randy, let down your hair!" .o. "I can't, my mom bowl cut me." ._. Shit, I'm dead. Why do I sadly relate😂😭

[@pinkpanther3275]

Azley._. Z omg same😭😂

[@crispycrunch9653]

"Randy, Randy let down yout hair" "I can't my mom bowlcut me" 😂😂😂😂

[@jolie8162]

Ikr

[@eatyourcereal521]

I thought it was "bald cut"

[@kaleenaw03]

CrispyCrunch9 XD!!! Why is that true for every single Asian I know!!!!

[@rosegarcia99]

Lmaoo 😆

[@yumyumurmumscum5995]

Denisse Bracamontes pretty sure it was bowl cut

[@xxsc_rxx3552]

My mom said for the allowance: "Your allowance is that you live in a home 💀💀"

[@PIZZAGOLDXD]

me: and your alowence is me being alive bc medical issues

[@kookiesandvmin4969]

The different levels of torture 1. THE HAND 2. The belt 3. The slipper 4. The broom 5. The rice scooper 6. The stick(sthicc) 7. The pinch 8. The go to your room 9. The afternoon sleep 10. The explanation Also, im asian And im filipino

[@bangwithluv9135]

Heyyyyyyy fam i experience no. 5

[@紫ヨーグルト]

You forgot the rice scooper...

[@kookiesandvmin4969]

Oof

[@jw_clerigo1255]

The cry

[@fireflower17]

If your mom and dad is a seamstress and a tailor, add rulers, measuring tape and a steel square on the list.

[@dubebe1822]

The only allowance is:- *tHe rEd pAcKeT*

[@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144]

Ah yes the old faith full angpao or something, i forgot what its called since my mom always ended up taking the money as a child so i ended up not caring about it

[@dubebe1822]

@@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 i used to finish it by eating chocolates and candies and so my mother used to force me to use it to buy something useful.

[@rayvenhd387]

I got about $50 every Chinese New year, and frankly tomorrow is Chinese New year so more cash that comes once a year.

[@dubebe1822]

@@rayvenhd387 i am not chinese.

[@dubebe1822]

@@rayvenhd387 i used to get the *mOneY* after putting on tika on dashain. And it is next year.

[@wp6192]

I hate how every time I now hear a double clap my first thought is immediately “MEME REVIEW”

[@ferngolfball]

NintendoWolf same

[@kill3rb3an93]

NintendoWolf Sameeee

[@valdgoat1804]

👏👏 MEME REVIEW👏👏

[@harshitapinky2]

Sameeeee

[@darkenedraccoon2394]

MEME REVIEW

[@anteandethanoldchannelmigh8248]

Asian kid's allowance: Grandma finding a 10 cent coin on the streets and going crazy

[@mariahrichardson1745]

"A minus? Let me just edit that into a plus." Me: My cheeks hurt XD

[@teamkayser7968]

Thats mostly blushing

[@mariahrichardson1745]

@@teamkayser7968 Nope. Just means I'm laughing too much

[@teamkayser7968]

@@mariahrichardson1745 it happens to me and i think its blushing anyways have a goodday slash night

[@mariahrichardson1745]

@@teamkayser7968 Oh, I see. Have good day slash night too

[@Matcha_Green_T3A]

Which cheeks

[@lonelyhuman8944]

My sister who looks Chinese but actually filipino : * exists and coughs * Americans : OOOOOH HELL NOO

[@slopeex]

Lonely Human I’m Chinese- Filipino

[@lonelyhuman8944]

@@slopeex ah noise! My stepmom is philipnio... Have your mom ever pointed at stuff by her lips btw lol? My mom keeps doing it

[@slopeex]

@lovely Human yes sometimes

[@zeydil9896]

My friend also looks like a pure blooded Chinese but he is actually Filipino

[@lonelyhuman8944]

@@zeydil9896 I guess my sister is relating 😂😂😅

[@luluburka6930]

Mom:you can’t have a boyfriend until 34 Me: when did you get a bf Mom: 16 Me:THEN WHY CANT I GET ONE AT 16

[@ASPthespeedyboy]

Your to young

[@mitxuki4609]

69 likes

[@ASPthespeedyboy]

@@mitxuki4609 nice

[@kerrice-leechalmers8909]

@@ASPthespeedyboy you don't know how old she is

[@axandoaldria7439]

My mom literally teases me for NOT having a girl at 14...its probably because my grandparents actually got married when they were 15 so yeah...

[@luxyt8883]

As a filipino myself, That nose stretching thing was pretty relatable

[@kat.s]

My friends used to ask me, “Do you speak Chinese or Asian?”

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

LOL

[@someonehelpmewithmymodules1609]

*no, I speak Asianese*

[@ovoid9851]

Kat i give up on westerns

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

Beast Shadow I know you meant to say “westerners” but like I’m laughing imagining someone just giving up on the western movie genre lolol

[@ovoid9851]

Asdf Asdf yea but i just give up on living with dumbasses if ur asian which country? i’m filipino

[@BasicallyBasilisk]

“What is your race?” Me: Asian “Oh! So you must be Chinese! Or korean? Japanese!” Me: I’m Filipino what-

[@heyiamcursedbutalotloveme994]

Alot think that asia is only east asia

[@kota69420]

Tome Homeowner it might because China is the first that comes to mind for most Americans when they think “Asia” but idk I’m kinda stupid

[@Deuguui]

Tome Homeowner Dude i'm Filipino (I have very light skin for a filipino tho) someone thought i was *CHINESE* it was the worst timing tho because dis was during da corona 🤣

[@kientranhuy9483]

vietnamese ???

[@Subsmeifubored]

Indonesian nyimak ae slur :v

[@zycie_5741]

Me under 18: Parents: *I WILL NOT LET YOU DATE* Me turning 18: Parents: *WHY AREN’T YOU DATING ANYONE*

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

Oh I’m sorry I can’t start date someone with a 1 day notice

[@lumiliyabnaapoy4283]

I thought ur parent will say when u graduated in college and get a stable income you can date who ever you and we want

[@nylajereb4523]

Well you cant just date anyone and rarely by 18 with or without that logic in place

[@Coopicals489]

me under 18: i didn't want to me turing 18: i don't want to

[@SnailBob3348]

change it to: *Me turning 18:* Parents: WHERE MY GRANDCHILDREN??!! HAIYAAAAAAA !!! SEE?! OUR SON A FAILURE!!!!

[@noobabros]

As Steven He allways says: No girlfriend ‘til marriage

[@jaketheperson8495]

Growing Up Asian: Chores, Chores and more Chores

[@Louisef22]

Nah that's just growing up with parents as an irish i can confirm we are put through *lots* of chores

[@ncexistential4919]

great my mom didnt let me do chores (:

[@akirrei3053]

True but also gettting beat sometimes

[@youreasimp7573]

@P Shreya Lmao yes. When your mom threathens you to get your phone and then you start doing good things so she won't 😂

[@taeyeong_ss9755]

And groceries

[@weiapea6252]

“Randy. Randy. Let down your hair.” “I can’t my mom bowl cut me.” Best Quote 2018 😂

[@Lord_Helix]

No its Dom: Dad, I have a GF Dad: How many?

[@yingcheng5793]

*struggles of being Asian* Me-MOM!! I LOOK AT MY TEST! Mom- what did u get?! Me- A+!!!! Mom- A+?!? School is to easy! I need to talk to principal and make school harder for u! Me- ;-;

[@fuckmylife2117]

I just gonna hide my test (please don't tell my mom)

[@Xilog]

I get 100 and my mom still gonna say "why can't you be like that boy he probably got 101"

[@mglflex]

Ying Cheng but when you get a B, they kill u

[@mi016i]

lmao

[@mi016i]

i got a 90 once my mom was iNfUriAtEd

[@DraftTheHippies]

I remember my Chinese tutor (I went to Xavier) yelled at me in Kinder for messing up one line of a song we had to recite. I began to cry and he yelled at me even more and I cried more, he sent me to the corner after yelling for the rest of the song. To this day, I hate even hearing the Chinese language (not being racist, this is just how the experience affected me).

[@hardenedclay8840]

i can kinda relate to that as a chinese-singaporean. my chinese is super bad and my grandmother continuously used to scold me in chinese stuff like that. that left an emotional scar on me because whenever someone yells at me in chinese its so easy for me to cry.

[@toepaca9395]

Asian kids: When I grow up, I want to be- Asian Parents: Doctor, lawyer or engineer? Edit: As pledged by my fellow asian kids in the reply section, I have removed teacher as an option. I realized how lucky I am to even have teacher as an option. Thank you.

[@sskofu]

so true

[@suspiciousstew1818]

You guys are getting t e a c h e r ?

[@kawaiipotato1221]

Nah, now it's doctor, lawyer or accountant

[@Yes-dv4ur]

Or a failure

[@Yes-dv4ur]

@Ur Friendly Asian Boi hello

[@tophu7903]

Make this a podcast. Please.

[@pop29wnwohdkwu2wbsk]

Yo yeah this would be a great podcast.

[@11annguyen]

Yeah, WE NEED IT!!!!!! no need for animation or anyhting just a PODCAST

[@DoctorMinjinx]

I'm white and I never went to bed with shoes on...Like seriously whoever does that needs an intervention.

[@cosmo588]

Doctor Minjinx aye, that shits disgusting.

[@LadyRavencide13]

I think northern Europe has the no shoes thing too. I have Swedish friends who have this rule and every household I've been too in Germany has this rule. I'm in the UK and I have this rule (my family do) but in the UK it's really hit and miss. I can't cope with shoes being in bedrooms tho. Shoes in/on the bed is a nightmare!! Wtf!! Unless you're a student and your bedroom is pretty much your only private space, then I understand having shoes in the bedroom because ALL your stuff is in your bedroom lol

[@Cerru5426]

Randy, Randy, let down your hair... I can't my mom bowl cut me! Lmao 😂

[@gyevaldepena4257]

"randy randy let down your hair" "i cant my mom bowl cut me" 💀

[@user-mj2es5ey6v]

I was dead 😂

[@RowanOakley]

I can’t😂

[@meowey55]

I'd ship that

[@jamie1411]

HAHAHAHAH OMG

[@emilyisarat4374]

Your second syllable is EEHHH

[@virginiadavila397]

⁉️⁉️⁉️ *I МА"SТURВАТЕ Т0 V!IDЕ0S 0N МY СHАN!NЕL! L!00K!* 👊

[@suravibalaji2301]

My family went to do the fortune-teller syllable thingy for my name. Here, they usually gave 3 syllables and we could choose whatever we wanted. Mine was SU, SA and SI Pronounced like- SUE SAR SEER Don't get me wrong, I love my name... it's....unique

[@candyw-7599]

“Im Vietnamese.” *”i ThOuGhT yOu WeRe AsIaN!!!”*

[@trollingnoobs8384]

Me as Vietnamese: *confused screaming*

[@icecubes9056]

I'm Japanese and Vietnamese. I'm pretty sure Vietnam isn't in Europe ;-;

[@maiotra4518]

Im vietnamese

[@justamanfromtaured6790]

With a name like that you're probably 7

[@roomina4740]

Omg that's true Asia dosent only exist of Korea China and Japan