Growing Up Asian

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[@brrrrrbrbrrrr]

I told someone i was Vietnamese- THEY ASKED IF I WAS IN THE WAR-

[@ges105sb6]

3 -8 that mother 3 -8er

[@strawberryskeletons1770]

Oh yeah when I say I'm part Korean people will automatically assume I like kpop(I guess if they like kpop)

[@aaront9080]

People asked us if Vietnam was a dangerous place without knowing that the war had ended for 45 years. Trời ơi

[@yummytacos3357]

now THAT was a really stupid things to ask since u was borned AFTER war.

[@angelaas5718]

That is so long ago- are they ok- ono

[@psalm1013]

Asian parents: Engineer, Doctor, Lawyer or Failure?

[@jinloonooi296]

I will chose or

[@gracealvarez9009]

Insurt nursing 😆

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Don't forget about the job option they wish they had when they were younger or failed to become and forced it onto you.

[@slapboi5161]

I’m failure

[@avesswing9971]

I can't believe that I agree to this😆😆

[@10jdtorres]

“ dad I have a girlfriend “ “ really how many? “ I died in laughter lol 😂

[@beautyqxee1539]

Saaaame 😂😂😂

[@rojal8853]

Me too

[@ziiiii8154]

@Masaya Naman applies with me and my mom, she told me to get at least 3 boyfriends so I can choose one later

[@hauranajwa162]

I used to draw a lot in elementary, like A LOT. therefore my grades going downhill and mom finally had enough about it. I still remember myself crying as I watched her tore every drawing i had and threw it into the trash. After that I stopped drawing in class. Years later, she said "i miss the time when you would fill every paper you see with your artworks"

[@deatheweeb]

Im so sorry that happened to you I hope ur doing ok now

[@hauranajwa162]

@@deatheweeb thanks! i do feel a lot better now but I'd still see that memory as "oh well, things happened" lol

[@shim9747]

Bruh that's terrible... but i have to admit my grades dropped quite a bit cuz I focused too much on drawing too LMAO-

[@edi6722]

If i was her i woulda grabbed some random useless papers and ripped them infront of you and pretended it was the drawing but to actually just destroy all the drawings wow

[@sarasmith1787]

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[@insertname7979]

I had a classmate that asked: “Are u Asian or Vietnamese?”

[@1bruhmeme114]

Limitless lol I am Vietnamese and I have different life

[@alexhammel2374]

Bro, I lost brain cells reading this comment. People are just clueless

[@nichii1603]

I think in primary school, it was all “are you Chinese or Vietnamese”? Like, bruh, there’s this island, you see, under Russia, near Korea, it’s called *J A P A N*

[@kevinlee6520]

Once I told my friends I was Korean. They said “Wait, I thought you were Asian”

[@nichii1603]

WabblePlays some people can be nice but are just so stupid.

[@rainwang845]

Mom in HS: NO DATING Mom in college: where are my grandchildren

[@preciousprincess731]

Relatable!

[@lalalove6325]

I’m black but this is totally relatable 😂

[@sugathings104]

Mom tells me to not have boyfriend until college is finished Also my mom: yOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET? yOU TEXTING UR BOYFRIEND?

[@arpangurung8273]

connie wang 😂

[@kikiwhite_creates]

😂My moms not like that. She wants me to wait till I’m 30 or older to have kids.

[@MrHeat48]

4:17 this legend got even creepier in Vietnam where the elders said that every rice you had left in your bowl would be reincarnated into the respectively amount of maggots for you when you needed food in hell. So when I was a kid, I actually believed them because I was afraid of wormy things. And I got overweight for the whole childhood LOL.

[@cherriiii123]

In Malaysia they say that if you had rice left in your plate the rice will cry lol

[@chrisubs]

@@cherriiii123 relatable ahah 😂😂😂

[@abrarrahman4844]

In my country they say every rice you wasted is 70 snakes in hell

[@deltas4764]

Oh overweight? You mean beautiful in Asian.

[@STEVENVUEH599]

Same here! OMG 🥲😂

[@ciara9697]

back here three years later and its still interesting to see how despite the fact that we aren't of the same race we share so many experiences or at least have some unique variation of it. I'm practically a professional at dodging shoes now💀 I enjoy these types of videos because they make you see people's lives from a different point of view.

[@xxkurumixx4093]

I'm sure we're all good at dodging shoes now, Lmao, teach me your ways thoo

[@myellisondra6715]

"are you filipino" "yes i am" "lol i thought you were asian" "i am asian" "but you just said you were filipino"

[@princeeliasbulseco116]

Relatable

[@arcanesidus_]

Lmao--

[@ges105sb6]

Brain cells: - 69 420

[@Dablooner]

Ok it's stupid bc everyone assumes Asia is just china

[@hadesmapping8654]

@CRF.Channel97 what im from Denmark but i think its weird and people from turkey/kurdistan/lebanon I know told me the middle east was in africa because its not like chinese people

[@jaredoroc6253]

My Asian Parents: No girl friend Me: Turns 18 My Asian Parents: Where are the grand children

[@GwenKalash]

what-

[@nisor123]

They were.... Encouraging you to have a secret gf?

[@isaiahbautista969]

That's kinda hilarious that when you just turned 18, that your asian parents asking about their grandchildren even though they told you not to have a girlfriend.😂 I'm filipino and I am 11

[@jaredoroc6253]

@Ochiroo.Y where are you from

[@jaredoroc6253]

@Ochiroo.Y youre lucky

[@khadijahkabeer564]

Dom: So if you don't finish your food, your wife becomes ugly?? Claire: **holds face and looks anxious** ...

[@cxffaye]

I’m Indian and luckily my mom is quite relaxed about me doing art but she says it’s just a hobby and you need to do an actual job when you’re older. After all, look what happened to your cousin when he was allowed to study art at uni she tells me 😂

[@doesitbounceback3737]

If I told my parents that I had a boyfriend,they would say “Is he asian?”

[@irispark1381]

Nah. She say is he korean/chinese/Filipino/.....

[@julieoh9429]

More like whatre their grades?

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

lmao same since i like bts, my mom knows that i love koreans (well, all asians in general but she will mainly think i only like koreans) so when i saw, "I like someone", she will say, "is he Korean?"

[@-yourstruly9730]

Mine would kill me considering I'm still 13. But my cousin has been getting away with dating since she was 9...

[@yunosshoe8910]

I felt this

[@user-og6ed3ty2f]

*i thought EVERYBODY had to take off their shoes when they’re inside the house-*

[@eatingwetfries4285]

I wish that were true. I don’t understand why people are fine with dirt and mud getting dragged throughout their homes

[@user-og6ed3ty2f]

FalafelWaffle LawfulAwful Exactly! It makes me disgusted when people actually wear their shoes *to bed*

[@grimmer-rd1mm]

When you are in your own house you just go barefoot because you can. When you are at someone elses house YOU DO NOT REMOVE YOUR SHOES UNLESS TOLD TO. EVERYONE WILL THINK YOUR BEING RUDE AND MAKING YOURSELF TO AT HOME. YOU ARE A GUEST, NOT A ROOMMATE!

[@eatingwetfries4285]

grimmer 2000 But how is that more rude than making the floor all dirty and gritty with who knows what?

[@user-og6ed3ty2f]

grimmer 2000 But, simply taking off your shoes people will be quick and assume that? I’d rather let them take off their shoes then clean up all of the mud and dirt or who knows what. Also, when you go to those furry floors/carpet?? You have a high chance of staining the carpet!

[@lowkey_obsessed27]

This is what happened one day: Kid from school: "Speak Chinese." Me: "No, I'm Japanese!" Kid from school: "Oh yeah." Me: "Baka."

[@divly7]

S U S S Y B A K A

[@jessiekoh6555]

Do you know what Baka mean?

[@KeepersD3N]

@@jessiekoh6555 yes in fact i do i speak japanese

[@PrussianEmpireEnthusiast]

Baka mean idiot for something close Edit it mean fool so sussy fool aka sussy baka is now an insult

[@iamwarranted4502]

@@PrussianEmpireEnthusiast we know bruh

[@xavier-ir6kf]

The difference between Filipino parents and Indian parents are the accents

[@rudhrank8158]

Yea bruh

[@lolgotem2426]

me as a filipino aunt: gives money me: keeps money my mom: hippity hoppity you cash is now my property

[@humanlonely7914]

So true at Malaysia too.

[@keekee300]

I kinda relate but my mom still gives it back xD, but i sometimes just say that i dont need it back lol

[@Sa_790]

Even ie middle east

[@foxicicity]

My mom gives it back.

[@lolgotem2426]

@@foxicicity lucky my mom keeps it and puts it her card

[@youtubesresidentfbiagent8735]

The Western World: *”Asians are smart!”* Us Asians: “For you yes...but for us, *N O.”*

[@meda_mo]

wait the fbi is asian?

[@cryingchihuahua487]

Maybe American Asian

[@thykingdomcome2302]

Oh this is a coincidence

[@canofsouls282]

ive had asian freinds, some indian come chinese, as an american i can confirm that tyeir grades arent enough.

[@iron4517]

In our standards is a no but neither do you know I am an Asian that had to learn 4 different languages and knows all 195 countries big nerd if history and I still consider that as dumb since none of this can get me a decent job

[@TwilightDreams_]

My growing up Asian experience is not doing enough. My parents always wanted more. No matter how much I did/ how well I did, they always wanted more.

[@esthercamargo879]

Sorry that this happened to you. Hope you are doing well today!

[@CanadianBatmanNerd]

This was AWESOME. It was like listening to good friends share fun stories in a coffee shop and laugh together.

[@burcopresents]

Friend: *asian* Everyone: Japanese? Chinese? Korean? Friend: no *Cambodian.* Someone: wait what? *Canadian* isn’t *asian!*

[@lampsenpai4325]

as a cambodian I've never gotten this but I guarantee not a single person who doesn't know my family has gotten it right.

[@sayona_asphy6421]

omg same I’m Cambodian too And yeah everyone thinks I’m Spanish :/

[@amphrose]

I’m Cambodian and this happened to me like twice

[@theshamanite]

I found out my aunt is Cambodian in the best conversation I had with her. Towards the start of the conversation, she asked me if I had a girlfriend. :)

[@burcopresents]

Amphrose nice! I’m Filipino so this never happened to me xD (that’s why I said “friend” and not “me”)

[@heyitshart]

I’m like 3 years late but bro this was actually really cool I’d love to see more of these group kind of videos

[@cloudy4465]

Asking to get an allowance from my dad was like going to war and facing a seasoned general. I still get chills every time I think back to it😂

[@cxffaye]

I’ve never had pocket money either and I can relate

[@gooeybug8978]

I got bullied for being Asian. By an ASIAN, I was like BRO WHAT THE HELL?

[@robertdelrosario2222]

lmao

[@ASPthespeedyboy]

What the heck

[@carolyny.8388]

I’m pretty sure they r joking haha. I tease my friends all the time if they r Asian

[@gooeybug8978]

@@carolyny.8388 No, they were SUPER serious about it, it honestly hurt to xD. I'm over it now though.

[@princesstt9778]

Why?

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

My parent seeing a guy with long hair "Hes gay"

[@pizzapunt5368]

They're right

[@karyxu4556]

My parents sees a gay couple: *FREAKS OUT*

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

@@karyxu4556 my dad also make low key racist comments.....

[@karyxu4556]

Tyrannosaur Overlord it’s more homophobia but my parents are somewhat racist My dad sees a guy on the streets: “You see son, that’s what happens when you don’t get all As”

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

@@karyxu4556 my dad is mostly the homophobe and racist a bit especially towards mexicans to some degree...even if my gf is mexican

[@mapolarcraft1217]

I think the oldest and the longest bully memory I have is when the bully yelled out to me “ you 💣 ed Pearl Harbor you yellow J*p b***h“ from Gr.2 to Gr. 10. He used that phase for 8 years to show his so called “friends” he’s a tuff guy, so I ignored him then he actually got expelled from high school. For some other reason I don’t even know. One spring month he was suddenly gone from school.

[@Tomcat-rj5tp]

One of the hardest parts of growing up Asian (Indian, more specifically) is I never knew how to use forks and eating knives. We were at a hotel, so I started eating a waffle like I usually do. By picking it up with my hands. And then my dad told me I ate like a barbarian because apparently you're supposed to use a knife, cut the waffle into eatable pieces, and then pick it up with your fork to eat it?

[@JasMINe-do9or]

Karen: What kind of Asian are you? Me: Oh I’m Chinese. Me: What kind of white are you? Karen: Oh that’s a weird way of asking where I come from....

[@rainbowangel5264]

You: Lady, what the fu-

[@JasMINe-do9or]

@@rainbowangel5264 LADY STFU

[@rainbowangel5264]

@@JasMINe-do9or yeah, tell that Karen!

[@bjwkusgxjdks]

Nice tiktok joke

[@JasMINe-do9or]

@@bjwkusgxjdks thanks 😭🤚

[@pi3li]

As a filipino My dad: Eat this Me: I don't want any Dad: Just one Also my dad: *gives me three*

[@Vhizz125]

My mother gives me food and I don't like it. She said just 5 spoons of rice. I ate it and she said 5 more, so I ate 5 more and she said 10 more. Me: YOU JUST MAKIN' ME EAT ALL OF IT

[@HolyCrimin]

So true😂

[@alistoratlas7269]

If I don't want to eat my mom said just 10 more pls I'll say ok and eat 10 and then she said what no you just eat 4 spoon of rice and I'll say whaaaaaat and she said yeas you need to eat 6 more and being the dumb kid that I'm I eat MORE

[@jesszhang00]

LMAOOOO my mama

[@kaeniquepsychic4315]

IKR

[@xxsc_rxx3552]

My mom said for the allowance: "Your allowance is that you live in a home 💀💀"

[@KyleIdk]

As a person who grew in the Asian household, pretty much everything they said, *I felt that* .

[@boojablegoogle1245]

randy randy let down your hair *i can't my mom bowl cut me* 💀💀💀

[@havo3423]

Piss Off Google it's sooo funny that I have to stop and go down to the comment section 🤣🤣🤣

[@dotzun665]

Wow

[@dustinalecxander8647]

My mom buzz cut me

[@cats7011]

lmao i laughed so hard i cried at that part

[@iimina9653]

lol

[@bread6947]

“when you get a girlfriend or boyfriend in philippines” filipino parents: how many

[@GwenKalash]

XDD so true

[@iineedthelight]

w h a t

[@Moonxsta]

Fr they gonna ask you how many babies yall gonna make😃

[@drdeagle3577]

Oooof relatable

[@wut6251]

"Where are my grandchildren i wanna see them before i die"

[@noobabros]

As Steven He allways says: No girlfriend ‘til marriage

[@anteandethanoldchannelmigh8248]

Asian kid's allowance: Grandma finding a 10 cent coin on the streets and going crazy

[@froogs2274]

If one of your parents are Japanese and the other is Filipino you are a jalapeño (Edit) HOW DID I GET 2K LIKES AHHHHHHHH

[@guillermogarcia2509]

TF hahahaahhaha

[@vidu8925]

i laughed a good two hours over this, thanks buddy

[@mikasa279]

Lol..!!!😂🤣

[@razr7r531]

and you have quite the silver tounge

[@Me-wx1mt]

stolen memes

[@7akult]

"Randy Randy let down your hair" "I can't my mom bowl cut me" I cried 💀

[@angxline.4428]

uhh what.....

[@7akult]

@@angxline.4428 8:52

[@angxline.4428]

@@7akult But like why did u cry

[@7akult]

@@angxline.4428 sarcasm

[@patboistudios3110]

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[@VoyagerWon]

Great and highly relatable video! As a South Asian born and raised in the US of A, these struggles and added “quirks” are something to talk about. I feel happier seeing the people have experienced the same thing as I have - it makes me feel less alone..! As for stereotypes and jokes, I used to take them seriously, but now I just laugh them off and correct them casually. Learning your tongue can make you feel out of place. I always gravitated towards using English, but knowing many languages, especially your tongue, is helpful for both communication with your family, and keeping you connected with your roots. I often wanted to be more “Americanized” and “White”, but all it did was make me feel uncomfortable and self conscious excessively, to the point of me taking stress. But now, I act like my true self, and it has restored peace and happiness to my life. For all of you with similar experiences and backgrounds, stay strong out there, and don’t feel shameful for who you are!

[@luxyt8883]

As a filipino myself, That nose stretching thing was pretty relatable

[@thesenate5913]

The ancient rule of asians: When mom tells you something, you listen to it like your life depends on it

[@enderdragoness546]

This my obedience in a nutshell

[@user-zk4mk1vu7x]

I broke the ancient rule!!?!

[@rksr-ff8il]

Yes

[@adinda1724]

Or else you get to listen to it over again and told to pay attention until you understand them

[@furiousphoenix9784]

But... yeah , she knows best for you

[@keejo.9280]

As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit me, my mom does :]

[@rainbowangel5264]

Lol, I understand that.

[@bilo9062]

@Beomjun (Jun) Seo That one Big spoon that they use to pour soup into bowls, thats what she beats me with lol

[@weirdasff]

this needs to be on top lmfao xD

[@weirdasff]

@Beomjun (Jun) Seo mine is stick which she purchased specially to beat me when I behaved naughty T__T

[@keejo.9280]

Beomjun (Jun) Seo A broom

[@lynxwithanxiety]

Dude this episode never gets old.

[@Yang_Gizmo]

All jokes aside, I love this video since I live in the American south and most of my limited Asian friends are adopted like me so it is nice to hear what the “growing up asian” experience is like for people who’s parents are Asian even if it’s not always great. I know it probably sounds weird to say but it’s almost comforting(?) in a way. I don’t know how to explain it 😅

[@YashPatel-yy7gs]

Allowance? Bruh they allowed me to live there

[@Yada_690]

Yash Patel xD

[@petergeramin7195]

Yash Patel As a Caribbean-American my mom says that all the time.

[@angel127_]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@mochi793]

Relatable

[@ianpartrick8347]

Straight up white as snow, far from Asian as can be, and my dad straight up said that exact line two days ago, I didn't get shit for an allowance

[@glare286]

What kind of *MANIAC* wears their shoes on their bed?

[@kawsakiTV]

Some Rural Michiganders

[@heckme3404]

Gross

[@Nurse_Xochitl]

Me after a long day of work Then just crash on the bed

[@savagecabbagetnt1521]

Ikr

[@ngreene5922]

A *white* *WHITE* person

[@DraftTheHippies]

I remember my Chinese tutor (I went to Xavier) yelled at me in Kinder for messing up one line of a song we had to recite. I began to cry and he yelled at me even more and I cried more, he sent me to the corner after yelling for the rest of the song. To this day, I hate even hearing the Chinese language (not being racist, this is just how the experience affected me).

[@hardenedclay8840]

i can kinda relate to that as a chinese-singaporean. my chinese is super bad and my grandmother continuously used to scold me in chinese stuff like that. that left an emotional scar on me because whenever someone yells at me in chinese its so easy for me to cry.

[@jazz1707]

As a Korean, my grandma always gives me life lessons about how I shouldn't be giving girls attention until I have a job, and how god wouldn't like for me to be worrying about girls when i'm in school.

[@chichalley2575]

"oh you're Asian right! Chinese or Japanese?" "oh I'm malaysian-" "what's that?" *marah noises*

[@Kat-The_Cat]

Lol i know what does marah mean angry cause im indonesian

[@chichalley2575]

@@Kat-The_Cat I'm malaysian! *50% same language high five*

[@Kat-The_Cat]

@@chichalley2575 high five too bruh

[@leitor4112]

I hate that! I’m am vietmese (I don’t know how to spell) most of my classmates say that I’m CHINESE.

[@Lea_nne_]

Hello fellow malaysia-ans Saya sangat gembira kerana ada orang bahasa melayu di sini (sorry my malay is still kinda bad)

[@hoodiegirl3748]

“Chinese, Japanese- or something with nese-” *“I-I'm a Filipino”*

[@chaos_catt]

Anon Random too late i'm leaving the Philippines, because this was a trip. where am i going back? America, specifically California. i didn't choose to be born in Maryland. though you made a good point about me being racist as well.

[@katiele6724]

*Me is Vietnamese*

[@katiele6724]

Anon Random *excuse you, this country doesn’t just “belong to whites”. USA is free for everyone*

[@sunniekim3700]

I have no idea why but when I read this I whispered to myself...Koreanese...Very random I know

[@grace-it5nl]

Anon Random you do realize that america is stolen land, right?

[@COLLIE_TOONZ]

Man Domics this video! Growing up half asian was something I used to be ashamed of. When kids would comment on my food, the snacks I would bring, and all those stupid jokes, I started to really hate myself. (this was in my primary school days) But I remember coming home from school and watching your videos and being like “Hell yeah!” You really gave me confidence to continue embracing my culture and shut down the negativity people spread out of ignorance. Recently people have been throwing those comments again, and it’s been tough. But now with the confidence and embracing of my asian roots (and how badass a lotta the people in my life are) have helped me! So thank you man! From a fan from 2011

[@LadyRavencide13]

I think northern Europe has the no shoes thing too. I have Swedish friends who have this rule and every household I've been too in Germany has this rule. I'm in the UK and I have this rule (my family do) but in the UK it's really hit and miss. I can't cope with shoes being in bedrooms tho. Shoes in/on the bed is a nightmare!! Wtf!! Unless you're a student and your bedroom is pretty much your only private space, then I understand having shoes in the bedroom because ALL your stuff is in your bedroom lol

[@nzambeazaliawa771]

Korean parents: when child gets 100% "OK." When child gets 99% "GET OUT!"

[@nicholesathitsin8557]

Sanji Lee same with (Thai) Chinese.... (lol)

[@ithoughtyouwereamerican6875]

Yeah my korean parents do that

[@laykeanteoh7623]

99.9% "UHHHH GET OK"

[@elliot9793]

My parents aren't like that (korean american) and mostly they get mad if i get a grade below 85, which hasnt hasnt happened in a long time

[@jina185]

I think other Asian people do that too>;(

[@kat.s]

My friends used to ask me, “Do you speak Chinese or Asian?”

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

LOL

[@someonehelpmewithmymodules1609]

*no, I speak Asianese*

[@ovoid9851]

Kat i give up on westerns

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

Beast Shadow I know you meant to say “westerners” but like I’m laughing imagining someone just giving up on the western movie genre lolol

[@ovoid9851]

Asdf Asdf yea but i just give up on living with dumbasses if ur asian which country? i’m filipino

[@idasalama7852]

I am Indonesian aunty: *gives money* me: *keeps money* my mom: the money is kept with mom only, okay? my money: *never come back*

[@Kio_o_]

This dude story are so relatable as an Asian who grow up living outside I experience all of this and gives back some memory

[@lonelyhuman8944]

My sister who looks Chinese but actually filipino : * exists and coughs * Americans : OOOOOH HELL NOO

[@slopeex]

Lonely Human I’m Chinese- Filipino

[@lonelyhuman8944]

@@slopeex ah noise! My stepmom is philipnio... Have your mom ever pointed at stuff by her lips btw lol? My mom keeps doing it

[@slopeex]

@lovely Human yes sometimes

[@zeydil9896]

My friend also looks like a pure blooded Chinese but he is actually Filipino

[@lonelyhuman8944]

@@zeydil9896 I guess my sister is relating 😂😂😅

[@alpacarie]

*"YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? HOW MANY??"*

[@lumi2304]

Alpacarie lol same

[@geromlarayos6696]

*Otaku Confirmed.*

[@lumi2304]

Gerom Larayos it’s sad how true that is for both of us

[@sgtwolf7391]

Alpacarie Porn pictures don't count.

[@lumi2304]

Scott Radcliffe lol wow

[@binitapoudel1]

Best episode till date. I enjoy listening to people’s story :)

[@Oli_14]

This reminds me so much of growing up in Hawai’i. I’m not even Asian but it’s so funny to see how the Asian influence that started in the plantation days are still carried out today, especially bringing gifts wherever you go.

[@Mark.mp3]

"Randy randy let down your hair" "I can't my mom gave me a bowlcut" LMAO

[@michaelzhuswag]

markallenwils a

[@booknerd7339]

Dude, one time, my mom tried giving my brother a bowlcut. So hilarious!

[@icecreampicklez5127]

When was that part?

[@Kxnnyb]

IceCreamPicklez! 8:52

[@j-6833]

I had a bowl cut in middle school lmao

[@kayley2541]

mom in high school: You can't get a boyfriend. No. Dating. mom in college : Aaaaye why don't you have a boyfriend yet, tsk tsk tsk you're gonna be alone forever

[@ughwhydoidothisendme8477]

Life Problems lol i got a different problem, my mom wants me to get a bf...but im gay XD

[@xxmakeuplover05xx]

literally my parents

[@marcochavez9381]

The IRONY!!

[@Dekeullan]

@@ughwhydoidothisendme8477 me

[@hazardous458]

Week after college graduation Asian dad: Why you no doctor yet? Mom: where my grand child.

[@hannahboebanna]

I love revisiting this video! From time to time it pops up on my recommended

[@PROFY_]

this is my favorite domics video by far

[@FarikoWishless]

"Randy Randy let down your hair." "I cant my mom bowl cut me!" Holy shit 😂

[@freemanedwards5663]

Fariko Wishless 100th

[@theebonywolf8699]

IM DECEASED

[@lerose8385]

I Laughed way to hard 😂

[@FarikoWishless]

pokemonix 10 Dayum 300 likes in an hour. But that shit was to dam funny.

[@rocionieves4336]

That killed me

[@kageyamasmilk4319]

I don't understand why some people put their shoes on their bed that's just insane Edit: thanks for the likes lmao

[@lylamarcks]

Little V FF I’m not even asian

[@martinwidjaya5143]

Ya I Know right

[@sophiaa8494]

armyyyyyy 💜

[@Yussirah_]

Its common sense that we walk outside with our shoes all the dirt, dust and nasty stuff gets onto your shoes. Its obvious its gonna get onto your bedsheets. I question their logic

[@angel-wv5ln]

hi army 💜 i agree with you

[@azigt11]

LOL as an Asian most of these are SO true like I'm so used to not wearing shoes in the house and EVERYTIME I watch a film and there's that person that wears shoes especially on the bed I'm like " is he trying to get his bed dirty or what "

[@just3850]

I felt like I was your friend too while watching this video,I'm Happy I was laughing a lot . Thank you for this so much (:

[@willymlukman9070]

Indonesian can't feel full when we ate without rice. We literally ate almost everything with rice

[@nicole-gr1vy]

Willym Lukman yeah same with us filipinos

[@a.singgih7182]

Instant noodle with rice 👌

[@willymlukman9070]

@@a.singgih7182 sedap wkwkwkwk😂

[@mistergameplay9766]

What about Chinese

[@mistergameplay9766]

@@a.singgih7182 wtf

[@PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial]

"I got money from picking white hairs from my parents" 10 year old me: You guys are getting paid?

[@blubsneks4508]

I just started begging my parents and saying “you have so much money”

[@PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial]

@@blubsneks4508 That wouldn't work on mine

[@Ari-rf9bu]

MooMooBoogs OMG HAHAHA my mom makes me do that - I thought she was the only parent who does that xD I don’t get paid tho :(

[@PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial]

@@Ari-rf9bu Same

[@endro7233]

Same

[@annabeth9923]

I really relate to this as you can see I'm a Korean. We have so many tutors, like one of my friend have 5hours of math and right after there is another 3hours of English!And not just that day but every single day!ㅠㅠ

[@Devangi-rq7bc]

Do this more often it's really good!!👌🏻

[@MrDingo-kw5wd]

"You doctor yet?" "I'm 13" "Talk to me when you doctor" Edit: Last time I saw this comment I had like 13 likes. Came back to it 3 weeks later only to find out it has 955 fucking likes. Thx guys XD

[@ma.rosaliajongco2738]

Familyy guyy

[@MrDingo-kw5wd]

@@ma.rosaliajongco2738 yeees u got the reference XD

[@ma.rosaliajongco2738]

@@MrDingo-kw5wd lol i watched that scene couple of minutes before I watched the video hahaha

[@MrDingo-kw5wd]

@@ma.rosaliajongco2738 lmao

[@-spicytatoes3112]

😂 😂 😂 my parents tho

[@ameliavey]

"Randy! Randy! Let down your hair!" "I can't! My mom bowl cut me!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hers6694]

i died

[@kirieprestbakmo3296]

TOTALLY

[@ee3721]

Relatable

[@dawnphi_]

Anthon y How do you copy someone's quote that's from a video where the whole world can see..?

[@suravibalaji2301]

My family went to do the fortune-teller syllable thingy for my name. Here, they usually gave 3 syllables and we could choose whatever we wanted. Mine was SU, SA and SI Pronounced like- SUE SAR SEER Don't get me wrong, I love my name... it's....unique

[@bethanyroussounis275]

I just found this account again! I used to watch it years ago! Wow! 🤧

[@zycie_5741]

Me under 18: Parents: *I WILL NOT LET YOU DATE* Me turning 18: Parents: *WHY AREN’T YOU DATING ANYONE*

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

Oh I’m sorry I can’t start date someone with a 1 day notice

[@lumiliyabnaapoy4283]

I thought ur parent will say when u graduated in college and get a stable income you can date who ever you and we want

[@nylajereb4523]

Well you cant just date anyone and rarely by 18 with or without that logic in place

[@Coopicals489]

me under 18: i didn't want to me turing 18: i don't want to

[@SnailBob3348]

change it to: *Me turning 18:* Parents: WHERE MY GRANDCHILDREN??!! HAIYAAAAAAA !!! SEE?! OUR SON A FAILURE!!!!

[@dean-qr5js]

'yea i get like a hundred dollars a week' 'For what?' 'I dunno for existing'

[@chaos_catt]

C a i t l i n H a s c o o l g u y s y n d r o m e *wtf is your profile pic*

[@dean-qr5js]

xavier ??? *s n o o p d i g g i t y d o g g*

[@kirieprestbakmo3296]

C a i t l i n H a s c o o l g u y s y n d r o m e YAH

[@lachlan8838]

Time ?

[@dean-qr5js]

paddy wack 1:45

[@DuyLe-xp3wk]

your video is amazing. Keep doing it!

[@codenamefox5920]

3:38 honestly u just need to boil it in hot water and then eat it or u could put it in others things like dessert maybe even noodles (ik it sound wierd but its taste good also if ur wondering im full asian and im Vietnamese :D

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

The day I found out I wasn't asian was when a guy at my sushi place gave me a spoon.

[@gibgabs2899]

PowahSlap Entertainmint dude I almost spat out my drink 😆

[@bornece6961]

Lol

[@shiraz21]

wisdom is wise

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Lmao

[@mimikyuliker946]

PowahSlap Entertainmint pee is stored in the balls

[@xellrinn8133]

Instead of writing, "Cambodian, Vietnamese, Singaporean squad where u at?" Im going to write SOUTHEAST ASIANS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

[@5um4n_]

Olyss Lyna hello I’m a singaporean

[@hiuopk]

Ayyo!! Malaysian here!!

[@potatochips416]

Cambodia*

[@potatochips416]

@@xellrinn8133 hehe anyways I'm from Cambodia🇰🇭

[@cuamanhong2719]

Eyyyyyy! Vietnamese here.

[@idkabtuitsgood9819]

My mom also used to beat me up in childhood(but she always used to sooth me afterwards). I will never understand how some children raise their voice in front of their parents,I also argue with my mom but I never raised my voice at her. My mom's death glare is enough to scare anyone. At a time,even my friends were scared of my mom for asking her permission if my request didn't work,OML.

[@faanzeonlam3219]

I remember that bird's nest thing, it tastes really good when it's mixed in a sweet soup. God, I miss that taste, I think the Chinese name for it is 燕窝 probably.

[@thesayaninator]

Asians get hate. Asians debate. But at the end of the day, All Asians can relate.

[@DanielDaniel-ce5oo]

Sayan Mitra drop da shit

[@masterbeishline542]

We asians all know the pain of the wooden spoon...

[@ILLxSLEEP]

Asians no masterbait

[@k-poptarts7485]

Sayan Mitra when you black and can only relate to the allowance part ;-;

[@--LoveYourself]

truly a masterpiece

[@toepaca9395]

Asian kids: When I grow up, I want to be- Asian Parents: Doctor, lawyer or engineer? Edit: As pledged by my fellow asian kids in the reply section, I have removed teacher as an option. I realized how lucky I am to even have teacher as an option. Thank you.

[@stevx007]

so true

[@suspiciousstew1818]

You guys are getting t e a c h e r ?

[@kawaiipotato1221]

Nah, now it's doctor, lawyer or accountant

[@Yes-dv4ur]

Or a failure

[@Yes-dv4ur]

@Ur Friendly Asian Boi hello

[@abandonedprofile]

I remember trying han yak and i hated it so much, i almost ran away to another place to just not drink it. I didn't eat it since then.

[@kaiotrix]

I love how Claire starts checking her face after Dominic says ' so if you don't finish hour food your wife gets ugly? '

[@candyw-7599]

“Im Vietnamese.” *”i ThOuGhT yOu WeRe AsIaN!!!”*

[@trollingnoobs8384]

Me as Vietnamese: *confused screaming*

[@icecubes9056]

I'm Japanese and Vietnamese. I'm pretty sure Vietnam isn't in Europe ;-;

[@maiotra4518]

Im vietnamese

[@justamanfromtaured6790]

With a name like that you're probably 7

[@roomina4740]

Omg that's true Asia dosent only exist of Korea China and Japan

[@user-rm9rl1bn3i]

Them : "What kind of Asian r u" Me : "Korean" Them : *"Oh so r u from North Korea or South Korea?"* Me af : *"Wtf-"*

[@faustering_energy2517]

*which do you think american lookin a-*

[@vincentbaskerville9697]

For real though.

[@hyperkitty6000]

do people even get to go out of North Korea like seriously -.-

[@user-rm9rl1bn3i]

Hyper Kitty That's exactly what I want to say like frrrr

[@nhoyfoxtrotable]

Hyper Kitty they can if they escape, you can cross the boarder but you will more likely die because its protected af.

[@thecookieloverforlife]

I am asian, but they think I am american because I don't look like asian.

[@Muhammad_Shadab_Rahmani5.]

Not all Asians have that look of uh....I can't describe it

[@kittybun8845]

That "wrong reference" lead to my favorite line in the whole video

[@kittybun8845]

@Past me, I still come back to see it sometimes

[@Quandaledingleberg]

Randy Randy let down your hair *I CAN'T MY MOM BOWL CUT ME* I'm dead😂👌

[@moufuzz2759]

r/comedyheaven

[@jxj_7197]

Innit I laughed so hard

[@cyberwab9507]

Very cool, you have reddit

[@shash._.]

@@cyberwab9507 yo, who doesn't nowadays?

[@cyberwab9507]

@@shash._. its from r/ihavereddit I say theat becux i dont wanna use r/

[@dubebe1822]

The only allowance is:- *tHe rEd pAcKeT*

[@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144]

Ah yes the old faith full angpao or something, i forgot what its called since my mom always ended up taking the money as a child so i ended up not caring about it

[@dubebe1822]

@@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 i used to finish it by eating chocolates and candies and so my mother used to force me to use it to buy something useful.

[@rayvenhd387]

I got about $50 every Chinese New year, and frankly tomorrow is Chinese New year so more cash that comes once a year.

[@dubebe1822]

@@rayvenhd387 i am not chinese.

[@dubebe1822]

@@rayvenhd387 i used to get the *mOneY* after putting on tika on dashain. And it is next year.

[@red2108]

As an asian, I shall confirm the 'art' thing. My younger sibling loves doing art (like digital and traditional. they're rly good). In response to this, after a career, talk my parent had them choose to become an architect. I don't find anything wrong with my parents' idea on this, because they do want my sibling to live a comfortable life in the future while still being able to hone their artist skills and stuff, but this is where my dilemma comes in. I'm a theatre kid. I like performing (like singing, dancing, etc). I also like creating cosplays and props. But, it's not something like engineers, doctors, and tech stuff. It's the literal performing arts or maybe even movie industry. Asian-wise, pursuing any acting or theatre career is like wanting to become penniless. How the hell do I survive with this?

[@Ava-np9xn]

Claires story on school in China is so accurate 😂 School’s like a competition.

[@rosieclary6945]

Asian parents with their superstitions be like: *no whistling at night!!* “If you whistle in the evening, you’ll invite evil spirits into the home” Me: *In my 20s and still afraid to whistle at night*

[@tangerinexyoongi3577]

Omg so true 🤣 I'm afraid too

[@bigmarv4164]

Am an African and mom tells me If I whistle at night snakes will come inside

[@RhythmAddictedState]

Dude my Russian parents always tell me to stop whistling, because apparently whistling inside your house will make you lose all your money :'D

[@lungandamasealbums7383]

@@bigmarv4164 OH gosh!!! This is soooo true😭🤣🤣😂

[@shirase8244]

Dang! Why is this so true? 😂😂

[@jenneacoleman-cubero2365]

Who sleeps with their shoes on? That cannot be comfortable.

[@finngeometry7570]

not me, even having your shoes on a bed people go crazy, and i live in new zealand, not asia

[@jonsnor4313]

Austria, the same. Might be because my parents always liked wooden floors in the living room and the rest of the rooms. Wooden floor, no shoes inside.Even if you are fast in and out in their appartment, my mum doesnt like it.

[@tigercow]

I don’t even know, I can’t even sleep with socks...

[@fizz_927]

I sleep with a cast on it's like wearing a boot and I hate it.

[@pik9492]

I can't even sleep in socks

[@Yang_Gizmo]

Once when i was at a summer camp I had a kid tell me he was just gonna call me Sacagawea because “[I had] black hair and [wore] it in a braid”. • I’m chinese 😑 I’ve also gotten the “chinese, japanese, look at these”, gotten asked if i eat dogs, been asked if I have oriental blood (I didn’t know what that was at the time), and been told by a white guy about how it was dumb to learn Chinese (I’m adopted) when Portuguese is so much more use full in more places. • I really hate people sometimes 😑

[@fb8622]

I had a variation on that. "chinese, japenese, AND THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE (deforms eyes racistly)"

[@Nande3370]

dads dom when he asked how many girlfriends you have is basiclly every filipino dad (idk just me?)

[@kookiesandvmin4969]

The different levels of torture 1. THE HAND 2. The belt 3. The slipper 4. The broom 5. The rice scooper 6. The stick(sthicc) 7. The pinch 8. The go to your room 9. The afternoon sleep 10. The explanation Also, im asian And im filipino

[@bangwithluv9135]

Heyyyyyyy fam i experience no. 5

[@user-hm6di5yl8y]

You forgot the rice scooper...

[@kookiesandvmin4969]

Oof

[@jw_clerigo1255]

The cry

[@fireflower17]

If your mom and dad is a seamstress and a tailor, add rulers, measuring tape and a steel square on the list.