Im not saying all randoms are bad players but these are specific things that I have noticed in heists that are very common. People ask me why I just do businesses and not heists anymore. A lot of the reason is because of incidents like this. You guys have any stories of these things happening to you?
@fatmidgetbalditalianplumbe23325 жыл бұрын
TheProfessional sup how is ur day going so far?
@ethanbishop54875 жыл бұрын
TheProfessional I was doing the first regular heist and a guy joined and demanded 70% and he did nothing to help
@michaelpigg34085 жыл бұрын
What is your Xbox community
@theok81035 жыл бұрын
Can u accept my request to the crew
@ZevexTheScot5 жыл бұрын
Hey pro love the videos keep it up when you streaming GTA again?
@Iloveturkiye-mp5ee4 жыл бұрын
The worst feeling is waiting 10 minutes for a full lobby only for one guy to leave as soon as the heist starts.
@abdicherryt4 жыл бұрын
Tom Roland and the 2 other guys don’t feel like waitin again so they leave too
@bigsteppa21164 жыл бұрын
abdi ali or your the fourth guy to join and the host leaves the heist
@abdicherryt4 жыл бұрын
Metro Boomin I SWEAR
@bigsteppa21164 жыл бұрын
abdi ali can’t count how many times I join on call and the host leaves
@centerpoint28444 жыл бұрын
I swear I used to wait 20+ minutes each time I wanted to do a setup
@aeternus20365 жыл бұрын
I swear, There's always that one guy who takes like 10 minutes to do the fleeca hacking game
@tannerearth03965 жыл бұрын
Always
@SoraFan235 жыл бұрын
That happened to me so many times.
@diegoolivera52615 жыл бұрын
I joined fleeca job coz I was feeling nice and he was a lvl19, so I thought ok this will be fast, he took 20 minutes to hack and it took him like another 10 minutes to do the vault part, I literally went down to a shop irl to buy some snacks and came back and he was still hacking. We completed it in 47 minutes😭😂
@tigersebel5 жыл бұрын
I once waited 20 min for some guy to do the hacking part. eventually i just drove the car into the water and left the heist. ain't nobody got time for that. This can't be too hard. you are basically just playing snake
@jaredhorton85255 жыл бұрын
Tap Indie damn 😂😂
@kos-33275 жыл бұрын
I like how he legit gets pissed when he’s telling these stories
@idontlikewind.5544 жыл бұрын
Kos - I know, he’s taken it so seriously 😂
@catz84494 жыл бұрын
Nodrog Mulac yeah it’s almost as if he doesn’t see his ‘slaves’ as humans. He treats them like shit and if they don’t do exactly what he wants he gets pissed.
@dutchvanderlinde52184 жыл бұрын
@@catz8449 dude he is just mad that these things happen constantly and these are very dumb things people do you shoudl understand when he gets pissed
@exoticyeti5844 жыл бұрын
Kos - this kid complains to much
@dutchvanderlinde52184 жыл бұрын
@@catz8449 he makes most of his money on his youtube channel from this game i understand if he gets pissed because he plays this game 24/7 for money what do you expect
@extendedpp51073 жыл бұрын
What it means vs what randoms think it means: Steal the thing - destroy the thing Lose the cops - shoot the cops 30% cut - 0% cut Take cover - take no cover Don't rush - rush B Leave the area - leave your house Hack the thing - you're being hAcked, leave the GamE!! Clear the area of enemies - the area is clear of enemies, please come in without any armor or snacks or weapons :) Collect the thing - collect the thing and go afk Get to the buyer - kill yourself 3 times then leave the game 🤷♂️
@Niseau3 жыл бұрын
In guilty of steal the thing
@ilyaandreychenko88453 жыл бұрын
Ahahhahahao
@BabyYiOvO2 жыл бұрын
rush b... csgo player ig?
@D-KNG12 жыл бұрын
So true lol
@TheDemonGamerOfFleetStreet Жыл бұрын
But no......just NO!
@saynotothemeta9934 жыл бұрын
"Why did you go AFK??" "Sorry bro I heard cats fighting outside I wanted to watch"
@ctrl46134 жыл бұрын
Honestly i'd say, "Damn, i wish i coulda watched it as well"
@azizt67734 жыл бұрын
Anthony 1445 i bet you’re a modder who has billions of money lol
@stacchk64dta374 жыл бұрын
@@AnthonyBabyRickeys go play fortnite kid
@yeeterpeter9804 жыл бұрын
understandable sir have a nice day
@gsc43524 жыл бұрын
Once had a guys who said that his house was on fire and had to go for 5 mins. He came back after saying his mum died but he still continued playing for 3 more hours till he said he got bored 😂😂😂
@cryptickush5 жыл бұрын
I hate when they leave when you are about to finish! It’s so annoying
@theprofessional1555 жыл бұрын
I can’t stand that . It’s the most rude thing someone can do . Then you have to restart and get kicked back into free mode .
@gzzzboi73685 жыл бұрын
Braden Richer I do that to troll 😂😂
@tukx61465 жыл бұрын
Name is None of your business. Why
@flanno45495 жыл бұрын
Some guy said he was leaving when I was doing a heist but I didn't get kicked, I'm not sure if he left or not
@gzzzboi73685 жыл бұрын
Hopeless Romantic cause I feel like it BIITCH
@dc5v5295 жыл бұрын
10:00 the worst one is the people that don’t play music but play a beat and try to rap and or sing on the mic and it sounds like shit.
@yung_czery5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@australianagnostic26055 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more
@spillinout5 жыл бұрын
Again ひひ Never ive never experienced that
@wejhvabewjty5 жыл бұрын
The most common case for me is someone in a WEED crew playing reggae or hip hop.
@prince_sach505 жыл бұрын
lmao ikr
@JeroldBoy04073 жыл бұрын
I remember doing the Casino heists with randoms. And I had to go AFK to be on a call with my therapist. And I told that to the randoms and none of them got mad at me :) Some randoms can be good people XD
@ChrisB07192 жыл бұрын
It’s not often that you can see good randoms. Most of them would get mad at you.
@estelasayeed5608 Жыл бұрын
@@ChrisB0719 to be fair though if you’ve got an appointment with a doctor or just anything really, then just don’t do a heist because it can become so unpredictable that you could be on the heist for ages dealing with annoying players.
@maxpeyne6268 Жыл бұрын
@@estelasayeed5608 Anything can happen at any time and you can't prevent such inconveniences.
@andrei-jj4bz5 жыл бұрын
Mission failed The Velum has been destroyed
@Underworlder55 жыл бұрын
cannot relate, since i get put on pilot more than the other roles combined, but i can imagine the frustration
@markhampshirewildcamperand87315 жыл бұрын
O yes lol
@mihneaiordan18135 жыл бұрын
After the first time this happened I set the best player as pilot
@Underworlder55 жыл бұрын
@@mihneaiordan1813 maybe i should start taking it as a compliment from now on. i am well versed with the aircraft controls
@Miister005 жыл бұрын
one time a random couldn't land with the parachute -_______-
@pigeonmastr4 жыл бұрын
this guy is the most fair, wholesome gta player that has like *everything*
@sptesnazgru93134 жыл бұрын
Even up to 1 Billion dollars
@Jonen.jpeggy4 жыл бұрын
He’s richer than anyone I know, and nicer than some of my friends who have nothing. Why can’t the community all be like this.
@Name-lj9ku4 жыл бұрын
Obama Mama facts
@sug38634 жыл бұрын
Also, the vid is barely monetized, only one ad.
@YureiZenSakura4 жыл бұрын
@@Jonen.jpeggy to many edgy kids getting ahold of the game.
@darakeaveney91494 жыл бұрын
I got kicked from a heist for being too high of a level and I was thought to be a modder I’m level 258 his friend who was in his crew was level 8000
@bassboostmusic71164 жыл бұрын
Dara Keaveney his brain works like this: the lower ur level is the higher it is for hin for example level 1 = 8000
@cheese9194 жыл бұрын
That means his friend is a modded, it is physically impossible to be level 8000, that would mean you play non stop from launch.
@efebot0334 жыл бұрын
@@cheese919 it will take approx. 12 years of playing to get lvl8000
@CAOSWOLFIII4 жыл бұрын
@@efebot033 do you take into account buying n selling crates one by one and double rp and some times triple rp ?
@efebot0334 жыл бұрын
@@CAOSWOLFIII no 1x RP takes 12 years
@Scienceworld016894 жыл бұрын
GTA logic Lvl 99: I will kick u because u are low level, noob. Lvl 1000: I will kick u because u level is too high, modder.
@RanaRandom3 жыл бұрын
I have lvl 60+ on GTAV on PC (lvl 25+ on PS4 GTAV)
@ragnarralle3 жыл бұрын
@@RanaRandom Wanna do the casino heist on PC with me? I'm level 260
@C0RPSE9963 жыл бұрын
I know that pain being a level 25 on PC is annoying cause I'm a level 100 odd on console but only recently moved to PC
@UltraBambi234563 жыл бұрын
I’m lvl 271
@RanaRandom3 жыл бұрын
@@ragnarralle my PC GTAV name is the same as my username. dunno if I'm eligible for a casino heist though.
@Peanut_Arbuckle5 жыл бұрын
Rockstar REALLY overestimates the intelligence of the average GTA player
@VeXeDZERO5 жыл бұрын
Dude, they do lol
@dillonc79555 жыл бұрын
With all of the screwups I've seen in heists, thankfully I lucked out when I tried the Criminal Mastermind challenge. My crew was a group of randoms that banded together. A couple of them argued and we had a few close calls, but we completed the challenge on our first try.
@corvoerin37665 жыл бұрын
Well they are mostly twelve year olds
@troglodyte48665 жыл бұрын
Karastaag which is ironic bc it’s a mature 17+ game it’s fucking annoying too when they act like a top dog even though their like 9 years younger than me
@Underworlder55 жыл бұрын
@@troglodyte4866 probably spoiled brats who have never been told "no" before
@theclover34 жыл бұрын
I got kicked from a session i was hosting
@Devil-gx9lp4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Whalen poor soul
@chrisapplewhite66604 жыл бұрын
For not giving them all the cut after you did all the setups and spent millions on the heist they expect you to make back $1
@yerauntiesellsavon85104 жыл бұрын
Probably because they left while u were starting it
@stuarthough84404 жыл бұрын
ethan whalen what? how did that happen?
@theclover34 жыл бұрын
stuart hough i dont even know
@redacted1745 жыл бұрын
One heist setup where literally no one cooperates: DELIVER EMP
@samuelsabo94935 жыл бұрын
i had a random sabotage this setup. he kept rushing in and getting caught.
@bruisedjinx4 жыл бұрын
i'm guilty of number 1 on it. i was playing with these kids on the deliver EMP setup mission and i didn't have a mic so i was sort of hanging back and trying to not get in the way since they did have mics and were talking to each other. I'd run up to the fence with a sniper rifle and take out a couple guards I could see and continue keeping an eye out and they kept getting spotted and we'd fail the mission. no big deal, we just all kept trying and then the host was getting impatient and had to leave soon because his older brother was gonna pick him up for something so he had his brother come on to do it for him and the guy tells us all to just wait at the car and he'll do it by himself. So i went to my usual spot and started shooting at the guard's feet and near the guard's head to alert them and failed the mission and he left. I have no regrets.
@zshxrkie124 жыл бұрын
Hello, there
@KashifKhan-lh5bv4 жыл бұрын
I hate this setup. Took me 7 month to finnish it.
@WendyGameing4 жыл бұрын
i did that mission 1st try 1st time. luckily i watched a video about it how to do it. im with my gf in the same room so we can call the double takedowns. also the 2 other ppl came from the official gta5 discord server lfg. just use discord lfg instead failing to 3iq randoms.
@confusedcat-sm9cy4 жыл бұрын
7:47 best fail screen in the history of GTA online that has haunted players for years
@sgtblank76543 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@harrysworld87303 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@crip_toe23904 жыл бұрын
Me hosting a heist: “2 people joins” “Me waiting 12 min for that 4th player” “Some one Finally joins” “Xx_Ghost_killer_xx left” Me:🤬
@jozefdiaz81954 жыл бұрын
Legit happened to me
@dylanhergenreder45044 жыл бұрын
Literally 2 hours trying to do the humane labs heist because randoms are joining and after 3 seconds they leave, pls help
@djjuda84334 жыл бұрын
so fucking tru omg smh my worst problem on starting heist
@elikg66034 жыл бұрын
This pisses me off so much when that happens 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
@Underworlder54 жыл бұрын
waiting 5 minutes for a fourth member to join. third guy loses his patience and leaves, and someone joins seconds afterwards. it has happened to me more than once
@Peanut_Arbuckle5 жыл бұрын
>wait 10 minutes for heist to start >someone leaves as soon as it starts AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Val-14405 жыл бұрын
Then they text "SUFFER"
@spillinout5 жыл бұрын
Peanut Arbuckle no even worse ylu wait 10 min for the last person to join then someone leaves and right after that a person join you were waiting for that happens to me alot so annoying
@CapperCritic5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@FatalGaming2505 жыл бұрын
I've waiting hours for people to join my lobby to start the heist. Intro cutscene starts playing for a new heist. Everyone leaves. Bruh where the fuck is your patience?!
@andrewlawton5624 жыл бұрын
ikr i had this level 8000 who joined then he left because he thought the people in the lobby were noobs
@TheRealGetochi4 жыл бұрын
Me: *waiting in the lobby 30 Minutes* 30 Minutes later *Heist Starts in 20 seconds* *Xx_Supergamer666_xX left*
@emeraldaard69824 жыл бұрын
its always people with those kinds of usernames too
@dogogamer2124 жыл бұрын
ohhh.... those moments.
@Davidpoland20054 жыл бұрын
There also people whose names are llIIllIIllII- for no reason
@tibs91494 жыл бұрын
Eugéne Prey *message from xX_supergamer66_Xx* Invite me back!1!!1!!
@dogogamer2124 жыл бұрын
@n.a.p skateboarding Maybe because he wasn't happy with his cut... or maybe he was just a troll... or maybe he was using the quick job app and when he joined it wasn't the heist he was looking for and quickly left.
@biggpp62763 жыл бұрын
People: *get kicked because they are high level *Suffering from success*
@severzz11083 жыл бұрын
Relatable as a rank 800
@godmergiethemobilegamer3 жыл бұрын
Logic "Oh he's a hacker he's a high level" "Oh he's a noob he's a low level" Bruh i hate life
@huskyhuskymac15303 жыл бұрын
@@godmergiethemobilegamer ikr
@MrGecko-dm9kh4 жыл бұрын
It’s almost like gta has reverse skill-based matchmaking
@Matasuh4 жыл бұрын
if you're a good and experienced player you get bad teammates. if you're a bad or inexperienced you get bad teammates, bad teammates either way
@Azumgi84 жыл бұрын
Toasted' Nugget_' players never fail to amuse me by their stupidity
@Underworlder54 жыл бұрын
@@Azumgi8 in their defense, covert operations is not exactly something you think of when you think GTA. still, would not hurt to follow instructions every now and then. missions tend to have varied objectives that require different skillsets, and people who go in guns blazing most likely do it for the money than an actual desire to complete missions
@willhornsby2063 жыл бұрын
Me: *Lets randoms into my Cayo Perico Heist and gives everyone but me 25% i give my friend 35% as they helped me with the heist preps and have no money as they are on their second account and put all their cash into their wallet of the first character* Randoms: *demand more cash for them* Me: Oh im sorry I paid for the heist i could just take your 25% and give all of us 15% and give my friend the most and im ripping myself off by giving you 25% Get into heist Me: specifically says to not shoot the two guys talking as we can walk past them randoms do it anyway and we fail 5 times until i quit and me and my friend do it ourselves
@maybesomeone2.03 жыл бұрын
@Toasted' Nugget_' ya need help lvl 60
@anomalousscientist4725 жыл бұрын
Level 9 Me: -queueing for a finale waiting in the lobby for 2 more people to join (30-45min) -One of them breathes heavily in their mic and other is blasting music -15 min cut negotiations, between the host and the other 2 -heist starts after 2 hours -one of them leaves -heist fail screen -Cloud screen -join freemode after 45min clouds -repeat
@iulius69885 жыл бұрын
- drive through the whole map - start the final again and repeat everything from step one xD
@gutgrinder89845 жыл бұрын
Omfg when you said someone breathing loud someone in gamechat yelled out hey
@bluewolf58955 жыл бұрын
why i pretty much only host doomsday heists
@yondabigman46685 жыл бұрын
Just only do hiests with people you are used to
@yondabigman46685 жыл бұрын
Otherwise, I don't mind helping people getting money on xbox 1
@soulassassin0g4 жыл бұрын
The worst thing about playing with randoms: "The session you're trying to join is full, would you like a queue to enter?"
@AnimeFanshow4 жыл бұрын
True.
@Abingora4 жыл бұрын
YES! so true happens to me every time
@michaelarkell54374 жыл бұрын
And then it never actually joins.
@mohjmz20034 жыл бұрын
06:00 imagine to do a heist in real life with this guy.
@Xtracttion3 жыл бұрын
XD
@IDK-uo5fc2 жыл бұрын
Thats roman pearce for you
@kierand45834 жыл бұрын
What if you want to go to heaven but God said *Heist Failed The Velum Was Destroyed*
@kiyan2654 жыл бұрын
🤣
@illshagyourgirlinit63014 жыл бұрын
Loool XD
@lafalangeespanola45194 жыл бұрын
I was literally doing prison break heist and it failed when we all jumped out and it randomly said Rashkovsky died. Pls can someone help me because I do not understand how it failed
@AnimeFanshow4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO THAT IS SO TRUE😂
@AnimeFanshow4 жыл бұрын
@@lafalangeespanola4519 that happened to me, maybe raskofsky (I forget how to spell his name) was just a stupid pilot and crashed?
@no-zo7zb4 жыл бұрын
I remember being lvl 25 and starting the fleeca job, nobody was joining until a lvl 100/200/300 joined, we did the heist and we suddenly became best friends from like 2018
@bobthe7thh4 жыл бұрын
That's awesome
@no-zo7zb4 жыл бұрын
David Velemir Yes, true
@excalibur25964 жыл бұрын
I just got a friend I was doing business battle and another person came there I said to him don't fight let's just take one crate each and we became friends.
@KlicClacJr4 жыл бұрын
David Velemir why did you censor the h and not the i if anything
@novymatyunus42844 жыл бұрын
Same but we meet when I was doing cargo sell mission and there is a oppresor mk2 trying to blow me but somebody was in a Stromberg and kill that oppresor mk2 and now we are best friend
@sacked4125 жыл бұрын
Dumb people should not do heists or missions. Period
@QrBooze5 жыл бұрын
how are they supposed to get better if they dont play heists or missions?
@sacked4125 жыл бұрын
@@QrBooze if they are smart they will get better if they are dumb then they most likely will not. I did not say low level players, I said dumb people. By all means let people try but if they cannot process simple information or strategies then they should not participate in an activity that requires they do so
@1elsayed5 жыл бұрын
Hayden Ross yeah someone wantend to join the doomsday heist(that really hard agent setup) as an level 4😂😂😂
@Ori0n19755 жыл бұрын
Some of the stories Professional told in this video, I would think the people were just trolling. But people really are that stupid and entitled.
@yxsuke90195 жыл бұрын
Hayden Ross but then you wont get any money
@goof947294 жыл бұрын
There’s always that one kid who leaves right before the payout
@Hasoon094 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was doing casino heist 3,000,000 take and he left when we lost the cops
@null_5024 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna do that now and be a dick
@null_5023 жыл бұрын
@retarded sponge lol wow thanks man I’m so happy. And ok I don’t care if I don’t
@1ol000 Жыл бұрын
Bruh i was on diamond casino heist and we were about to lose the cops then get paid but some idiot left :/
@killzgaminghd32655 жыл бұрын
"I dont care , give me 25%" 😂😂😂
@prussianangler5 жыл бұрын
I had a kid falling asleep in the motorcycle part of the Pacific Standard Finale
@crystalkeeper10635 жыл бұрын
Jeff's Green Muscle Marker To be fair all nighters fuck you up I tried exiting a building through what was obviously a window My brain was absolutely fucked.
@spongebob24565 жыл бұрын
@@crystalkeeper1063 lol
@hsmileyface83085 жыл бұрын
Crystalkeeper10 i tried to do that once too hahah
@jonalfryabreu28815 жыл бұрын
Jeff's Green Muscle Marker 💀
@fbi8555 жыл бұрын
@@crystalkeeper1063 lol
@davincourchesne26785 жыл бұрын
The people who destroy your personal vehicle.
@jedithenoooblet26805 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I had this kid destroy my fricking elegy then someone’s insurgent. Luckily, he got fined a lot for that and he was screaming and crying into his mike
@centauria91225 жыл бұрын
@@jedithenoooblet2680 Hahaha I had someone who destroyed one of my personal vehicle because it wasn't very expensive, and when I've called in my super car (X80 Proto) behind the fuel cylinder tank, he accidentally shot that and was fined $20,000. Then he was like WWWHHHHAAAAATTTT?!?! HOW?!?!?!
@jedithenoooblet26805 жыл бұрын
Lol
@thelonelywolf885 жыл бұрын
It's insured. Why should I care?
@jedithenoooblet26805 жыл бұрын
It’s just a little hassle but it’s still annoying
@LovleyLemonade Жыл бұрын
Ive done heists with randoms where everyone other than me is below level 40. We still managed to complete them because of good communication. Doing heists with randoms without ANY communication is where problems rise. Also make sure at least 1 person knows what to do because trial and error during heists is something I wouldn't wish on anyone.
@unclebuns52865 жыл бұрын
People who run you over and say “OOPS THAT WAS A ACCIDENT!” And they continue to run you over
@classichotrod83935 жыл бұрын
Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee you mean griefers
@wilbysot3435 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, had that on a lamar mission aswell
@wilbysot3435 жыл бұрын
PERHAPS
@Ori0n19755 жыл бұрын
Like Bart Simpson. Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped.
@فهدالدوسري-ح6ض5 жыл бұрын
Been there with that one A-Hole who purposely did it to make it seem like I died, Albeit it was written above the minimap that the fucker ran me over, He got a lower cut for being a douche then left.
@xavierxing37425 жыл бұрын
When someone fails the heist, they blame you for it.
@_WHEELMAN_5 жыл бұрын
XxKillZonexX_1 xxきllぞねxx_1 I’ve seen a lot of them kind of comments right here on this video.
@Amazingday225 жыл бұрын
I agree with your comment about other players blaming you when the they fail
@hussainwazier16904 жыл бұрын
That happened to me they had mics and I didn't and the person who died said I died and alerted the guards. I was like wtf..
@JayJay_18_4 жыл бұрын
You: doesn’t die or mess up in a heist at all gets a bronze medal at the end The kid who keeps messing up and dying: Gets platinum medal Ik nobody gives a shit but like something I picked up on
@rascoehunter36084 жыл бұрын
I think that it is randomize.
@lostickss34214 жыл бұрын
I like your pfp, bye
@sex_therapist4 жыл бұрын
@@kinggod3115 same i was setting up for the pacific standard doing the convoy mission and i litterally didnt do shit i mean i killed the gunner in the insurgent and boom i got platinum
@tracytreason4 жыл бұрын
that happened to me once. i died so much on the act 3 and i got platinum. i didnt think i deserve it
@AnimeFanshow4 жыл бұрын
Yes I did the doomsday heist and I did mostly all the work and the level 46 guy got platinum and I got bronze, Rockstar WHAT THE FUCK?
@confusedcat-sm9cy4 жыл бұрын
those randoms who join an invite thinking it's a finale, and when they realize it's a setup they leave
@demonkiler22 жыл бұрын
thats got to be me XD ps i always take 15%^aslong its hardmode
@geertwilders59945 жыл бұрын
Family dies and goes afk Theprofessional: why didnt u tell us
@anobtuseduck3165 жыл бұрын
wife is giving birth and goes afk pro: CaLl An AmBuLaNcE aNd FiNiSh ThE hEiSt
@trsuni38925 жыл бұрын
Geert Wilders lol
@ZeldagigafanMatthew4 жыл бұрын
Shit happens, but if it's extremely urgent, we'll know.
@TheChosennn4 жыл бұрын
Geert Wilders legit so true
@TraitorPC4 жыл бұрын
Geert Wilders from the Heist Owner’s POV it’s understandable, but none of his business and he has to suffer for it also. From the guy’s POV if it’s really that important you won’t give a jack of a fuck about random online weirdos u derstandably
@sopascat75 жыл бұрын
...When I started playing heists, I would LISTEN to advance players, because I wanted to LEARN how to play the set ups & heists... Let's not forget players that EAT while playing GTA (chewing loud).
@deusvultpictures65505 жыл бұрын
Rule 1: Don't do heists with randoms Rule 2: See Rule 1
@leadedeagle41695 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear the vellum has been destroyed
@hamburger64775 жыл бұрын
Rule 3: don't do heists or missions
@danielthewalrus4205 жыл бұрын
Rule 4: if you break the rules 1, 2 and 3 you and your team get fucked
@fishermanc88515 жыл бұрын
Rule 6: Snap disk
@georgehenry23725 жыл бұрын
Rule 7: Regret breaking the disc
@RealGeorgeWashingtonFr4 жыл бұрын
I hate when people AFK during the heist. What could be more important than the heist? I mean, I ignored my grandfather having a heart attack during the heist, that’s how much dedication you need to play heists.
@marcozepeda61184 жыл бұрын
7:57 even his character is annoyed from the pilot crashing the plane lol
@DrJones08014 жыл бұрын
Me: GET IN THE ARMORED KURUMA Random: Nah I got this - *dies*
@zelbow73224 жыл бұрын
I'm that guy
@mineko22194 жыл бұрын
(I’m on PC) This happened to me during a Fleeca Bank Heist. I wanted to get into this dudes rally car because I don’t even have a car (I was a level 3 ish), and he kept playing with me. I got so annoyed for a sec and then he let me in. And when we wanted to steal a getaway car, I died. He then proceeded to say this in the team chat: “you fucking low level noob”. He’s somewhere around Level 13-14. After that, we retried. I wanted to get in his rally car again, but instead, he just ran off instead of letting me in. And guess what? Few minutes later when he wanted to get the getaway car, he died. He FUCKING DIED after calling me a low-level noob. Karma wins again, baby!
@snack4914 жыл бұрын
@@mineko2219 i got spam "idiot vietnam noob" by a lvl 40 random hosting his first silent sneaky cash heist, this guy was such an a^^hole that he even wanted to put my cut to 0% (i really dont care about cuts when having "fun" with randoms tbh) just because i was lvl 328 and other members to the lower cut possible while he begged for help. During the heist, he didn't even do the looting even though he chose the 3% hacker (the less percentage the hacker is, the less time you get to loot, and the looting is the easiest part in the heist) and it is so frustrating when i gave him advise, he always spammed chat "stfu vietnam noob" and just made things worse. So i purposely left the heist because when we got out to the roof entrance we only got like 290k (thanks to his ego trying to shoot every single npc on the map) and i dont want to waste time on the other members. After a while i msg me "noob, why left heist, noob" and i replied "When you ask for help, then F*CKING ASK FOR HELP" He blocked me LOL.
@cyverbunny4 жыл бұрын
Always happens
@carterlogue32344 жыл бұрын
Me: driving armored car that NPC's can't shoot through the windows Guy on motorcycle: dies x 10
@hydrav56184 жыл бұрын
When I was a low level, I met this person who invited me to the Doomsday heist with I suppose was his friends. I failed alot, but they helped me and gave me advice. Very thankful
@nickwebb99374 жыл бұрын
HydraV56 yeah happened to me a level 900 something helped me
@lolow3134 жыл бұрын
Very wholsome. When I was doing my first heights a level 300 helped me throughout the entire thing. He even took a 30% cut (the lowest he could have).
@michaelarkell54374 жыл бұрын
The doomsday heist was hell of hard when I played it. Trust me it is extremely hard and I had alot of guns too. So for you to have people helping you is very lucky and great.
@itsmeronnie11474 жыл бұрын
Whenever I do heist I either get kicked or my friends dont want to do it with me because I'm level 100 and they are 300 something. So basically the only heist I've ever done is the one where you just get the game and log on to it
@drohit12074 жыл бұрын
I once joined a lvl 900’s fleeca job and we failed twice but luckily he was nice
@cleyat0mmic9904 жыл бұрын
The last preparation mission for the human labs heist is impossible with randoms.!
@kumarojayy4 жыл бұрын
i did it as a random lol (still mess up but only like 2 times) so i was very lucky that day to find good random heist teammate :o
@Nolanpatsfan4 жыл бұрын
For me it’s easy. But I agree, it’s VERY frustrating
@xlirken773 жыл бұрын
yee i know this pain
@crillexz74363 жыл бұрын
Lol yes it took me 9 months to do it because all the random I played with sucked
@深みへ3 жыл бұрын
It's not hard as long as you have communication and a plan
@jompesteri4 жыл бұрын
I think rockstar should do a punishing system for leaving a heist.
@Ebu_-4 жыл бұрын
They already do that, but it's nothing compare to other games.
@jompesteri4 жыл бұрын
@@Ebu_- Yes. For example cs go has in my opinion a really good punishment system.
@jackthegamer35004 жыл бұрын
Jompesteri they do when you turn on it gives an alert
@confusedcat-sm9cy4 жыл бұрын
@Arian niknam maybe they should add heist points which show your skill in heist, example: easy heist give 20 while hard ones like act 3 give up to 150, and completing elite challenge gives 50 points while criminal gives 1000, so if you kick someone with a low heist points you don't lose much but if against someone with high heist points you lose 10k
@weirdchamp52824 жыл бұрын
Like r6 did u get 30 Min ban if u leave
@bobbykarthik3044 жыл бұрын
I bet professional won't read this I joined a domsday finale He gave me 15% cut I'm like ok It was 2maned He was Rushing so much he died 5 times After that I died once . He leaves
@TheMelonbros1234 жыл бұрын
the professional is cheating, he is rank 1209 wich would take months of playing 24/7 to get and he has 500 million legit lmao
@dutchvanderlinde52184 жыл бұрын
@@TheMelonbros123 hes been playing this game since it came out for the ps4 and he is a legit grinder dude don't be so jelly because he is better than you
@naumen65084 жыл бұрын
@@TheMelonbros123 You obviously don't know this guy and you're accusing him. This guy has countless videos on GTA grinding, tutorials, he's been playing and uploading for 6 years... You can't accuse anyone without proof man
@orestisgeorgatos67254 жыл бұрын
Omega boohoo pro...prof...the professional is better than me
@levibadchild22294 жыл бұрын
dont be shit at the game then
@danethemaster4 жыл бұрын
Once I was doing the diamond casino heist silent and sneaky with my friend and when we were outside i shot a cop (not alerting them in the process) and my friend thought i did so he got so mad and rage quit by turning off his xbox for a few hours. when he came back on i had done the heist with my other friend and he got mad because i didnt do the heist with him so then i yelled at him "NEXT TIME DONT FUCKING LEAVE WHEN SOMETHING SLIGHTLY BAD HAPPENS" sorry about the caps its just it pisses me off so much when i think about that
@kero29624 жыл бұрын
Goober man
@jackthegamer35004 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahhahahahaha we done big con without alerting guard not losing a penny and I hit a guard my freind thought I alerted the guards so he punched his new iPhone 10
@georgeh85234 жыл бұрын
Jack The Gamer idk why do some people think money grows on trees. To punch an iPhone 10 just cause you couldn’t hold your nerves? This is stupid
@jackthegamer35004 жыл бұрын
George H his dad bought him a new one the next week they rich !!!!!!
@georgeh85234 жыл бұрын
@@jackthegamer3500 even tho they rich this doesn't mean he gotta ruin his phone/phones like that. This is money, hard to earn, easy to waste
@confusedcat-sm9cy4 жыл бұрын
One time when I was level 15 I got invited to series a funding, everyone was level 300 - 750, they gave me a 45% cut because he knew I needed it the most out of others, nobody complained luckily. I was so scared I just hid and killed like 5 enemies with a sawed off, and the host told me, Don't be scared, so I drove the technical, the host was using the gun, it was on hard, and we did the elite challenge, I got like a 500k payout, for whoever you are, I might never meet you again, but thank you
@yogosethd40064 жыл бұрын
Wow thats epic
@jadonsingh1693 жыл бұрын
If you are on ps4 you can do the casino with me
@jadonsingh1693 жыл бұрын
What's your psn if you have a ps4
@Sergmanny463 жыл бұрын
@@jadonsingh169 My psn is Termalemon.
@Foxtrot-513 жыл бұрын
Thats AWSOME
@alexd08874 жыл бұрын
why can't everyone be as nice as you
@REAPER-lv6lx4 жыл бұрын
Because is GTA :)
@ccxgamerlynx4 жыл бұрын
I’m nice i’ll waste 3 hour of my life doing preps and give everyone a fair cut lol
@yerlereyes71814 жыл бұрын
For real I’ve had a person kill me for no reason in missions and heist!!
@SeanB-wi5yh4 жыл бұрын
I'm nice in heists. I'll do preps myself and if randoms join finales I'll give them high cuts because I dont need much money cos I'm pretty rich. I took a really low cut but yet they half assed the heist and lost to much money
@hullygan84764 жыл бұрын
I can ?
@lucasgaming07694 жыл бұрын
I remember I saw a level two and I didn’t kick him and then he invited me on his level 200 account and helped us do Prison Break.
@Foxtrot-513 жыл бұрын
_SWEET_
@jekjekjek21073 жыл бұрын
Im kick level 8 cause im worry about his money and is the doomsday scenario is so hard if i see him in lobby im gonna give him 1 million in the bogdan problem
@markian68543 жыл бұрын
@@jekjekjek2107 yeah dont take chances on the doomsday
@justunnam3d4 жыл бұрын
For the ,,kick for low rank” Was doing doomsday act 3 finale with 2 friends both rank 200 had mk2 weapons and minguns, they kept dieing and failing to listen to instructions so eventualy we gave up since it was late Then next day they werent around and decided to do with randoms, only one rank 50 joined and did so much better even with just a micro smg and unlike with my friends me and the random reached the orbital cannons And then nat type said ,,nah”
@fireyburst37984 жыл бұрын
I see u have type nah
@Eltryx_3 жыл бұрын
There is nothing complicated : 1: NO RUSH, it's the worst thing to do 2: Stay in cover and be patient and try to shoot in the head 3: Always stay together 4: Never forget ur snacks and use them if u really need.
@justunnam3d3 жыл бұрын
@@Eltryx_ unfortunetly my high rank friends could not comprehend that
@Eltryx_3 жыл бұрын
@@justunnam3d rip
@gamingapocalypse13725 жыл бұрын
8:35 all u had to do was fly the dem helicopter CJ....😂
@stefanmaier86145 жыл бұрын
U picked the wrong helicopter fooh
@dogogamer2124 жыл бұрын
I get that planes are a bit complicated to fly, because you must always pay attention, BUT WHEN YOU CRASH A HELICOPTER ESPECIALLY IN A DESERT, WHERE THERE ARE ALMOST NO OBSTACLES!!! COME ON!!!! THAT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!
@freddoran16655 жыл бұрын
06:01 *I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.*
@prince_sach505 жыл бұрын
😂
@het_bob20785 жыл бұрын
Some guy actually ate big smokes order, if you want to see it, you can find it on yt😂
@Cai_Mao5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing right at the same time I had a McDonalds ad Weird coincidence?
@WongGamSingLegacy5 жыл бұрын
now that's what I call big smokes special lol
@thelonelywolf885 жыл бұрын
It's $400,000 :D
@humancreativity82375 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ I was doing Pacific Standard with randoms and right when we got to the boat someone left. I messaged him because I thought something came up, no he just said he was bored and left.
@SoraFan235 жыл бұрын
What kind of a fucking excuse is that? He just left because he was bored? Something must be wrong with that guy.
@humancreativity82375 жыл бұрын
@@SoraFan23 I don't know but that seriously pissed me off so much since he was the one who kept dying while the rest of us took the shortcut to the bikes that avoids majority of the cops he stayed to fight them.
@CapInYoRap5 жыл бұрын
Human Creativity heists are double money rn want to grind ?
@SarcasmMemesAI5 жыл бұрын
Destroy that guy's cargo and if he say why, tell him because I was bored. Satisfaction!
@jim-_-595 жыл бұрын
it was prob a troll
@SharlenesJourney4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been kicked before 😭 it’s probably because of my level
@redkeymondude4 жыл бұрын
Maybe your shooting stats aren’t maxed that might be the reason cause this also happened to me 2 years ago
@null_5024 жыл бұрын
Cool
@Winterstarf4 жыл бұрын
@@redkeymondude true, if you don't have maxed out (at least) shooting skill you ain't worthy for a heist unless you can prove that you're good at shooting
@westy18124 жыл бұрын
what level are u
@redkeymondude4 жыл бұрын
Rank 456
@k0hji5754 жыл бұрын
Me: **does most work** Teammates: Me: **dies** Teammates: *OmG yOu ArE sO tRaSh WhY aM I Put WiTh BaD pEoPlE*
@marcistarazevics1474 жыл бұрын
Nice pennywise avatar.
@Project199x4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo I've had that happen. Teammates kept dying I died 1 damn time because GTA has bugs. And they called me trash. 🙄
@ceramicbard8034 жыл бұрын
Bro i was doing casino heist with friends and i switched to xbox and it was my first time everytime i died they were like bro u suck and threatening to kick me but it is my first time
@TDYT1034 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is how my one random teammate felt. However, this dude died like 7 times leaving the bank in pacific standard. Only reason he got so many kills is because he would rush to the open and blow up every cop car with his laser minigun he got from a hacker. This would be fine if he didnt keep doing this same tactic when fighting the police who will laser you.
@lefaboo39414 жыл бұрын
You're supposed to work together. Not on your own.
@cowbe11175 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention: The guy with an open mic and his phone keeps ringing with a loud-a$$ obnoxious ringtone.
@hsmileyface83085 жыл бұрын
Anthony DiRosario basically the music guy
@Ori0n19755 жыл бұрын
Annoying loud shitty rap music. Almost always.
@jerboa40905 жыл бұрын
There was this guy in a freemode lobby i was in that was singing lucid dreams and he sounded horrible
@shoeberci61264 жыл бұрын
Homie be like: Last online 3 years ago after quitting mid heist
@ittsgod4 жыл бұрын
Oh, this remembers me of a guy, who wanted to do aggressive at the casino heist, but didn't get any extra missions like armor or even duggans shipments.
@artmonkey_44 жыл бұрын
Me: Please get inside my armored car! Randoms: Rushes into enemies on a bike, dies.
@Winterstarf4 жыл бұрын
how would you get an armored car on Pacific Standard lmao
@artmonkey_44 жыл бұрын
@@Winterstarf I don't remember mentioning Pacific Standard. Where did you get that from?
@Winterstarf4 жыл бұрын
@@artmonkey_4 bike escape, which is mostly a reference to pac standard
@artmonkey_44 жыл бұрын
@@Winterstarf There are loads of other missions or side missions where people can use any vehicle they want. The one I actually had in mind was one of the dispatch jobs.
@Underworlder54 жыл бұрын
@@artmonkey_4 it has happened to me before. prison break plane setup. i get in my kuruma, drive right into the middle of the enemy and remain perfectly safe while i gun down the enemy at my leisure. meanwhile, my team dies over and over, refusing to get in the kuruma with each attempt despite me proving its effectiveness first hand. some players got rocks for brains
@evomanee4 жыл бұрын
I go on call on Casino Heist Im lvl 75 “You were kicked from the job. You are no longer on call.”
@Corazelli4 жыл бұрын
Cyberpixl_YT it’s because people prefer to do it with friends I’m rank 391 and it still happens to me
@kamicosmic67474 жыл бұрын
Rank 200 max stats everything and a 1.50 kd and got I kicked instead of level 16 randoms
@yoinkintonic57714 жыл бұрын
Aciidp4nda that KD is definitely a reason why, 1.5 is quite high
@jackthegamer35004 жыл бұрын
This happens all the time I’m 90 do it with my friends I help a low rank u been kicked
@efebot0334 жыл бұрын
im lvl 107 and im hosting only my own heist
@2Hollows4 жыл бұрын
When ur doing a casino hiest and random joins and asks for 40 percent
@phlextape37034 жыл бұрын
Of the course the guy playing music is "TheBootyMan" XD!
@dogogamer2124 жыл бұрын
imagine going on a diamond casino heist, you took all the cash and you are looking forward to your 40% cut and then it happens, you hear from somebody's mic: OH, BABY, BABY OHHH MA BABY BABY BABY OHHHHH!!! MA BABY BABY BABY OHHHH MY BABY BABY BABY OHHHH!!! and then your mum shuts down the Wi-Fi to stop you from listening to that song and you get kicked from the lobby and lose your 40% cut.
@phlextape37034 жыл бұрын
@@dogogamer212 This is very specific...I'm sorry....
@arip91345 жыл бұрын
I absolutely hate when I'm trying to host a finale and the person that joins is a little kid crying and complaining 24/7 in the bacfound.
@tobiasjonsson54445 жыл бұрын
Ahri Fox hate kids no mather what.
@spydervice_5 жыл бұрын
8:01 My face when someone dies over and over/messes something up for stupid reasons
@Not_Aran82765 жыл бұрын
Qhentud
@sreenu19934 жыл бұрын
This is why the casino heist is a good one. Because people who do original heists and doomsday one now arent looking for money, they just want to unlock trade prices.
@pvmatrappurple3604 жыл бұрын
I just tried to start the doomsday heist act 3, and this random guy gets in and wanted FIFTY PERCENT, like are u crazy?😂😂😂
@rcdrow29644 жыл бұрын
One time I was doing diamond casino heist and some one came in a demanded 25 percent I said he didn't help me do preps and his response was he helping me now and I went quiet until the timer ran out and he got 15 percent cut and didn't complain
@pvmatrappurple3604 жыл бұрын
@@rcdrow2964 ahah thats what he deserves😂😂
@marcosmedina69874 жыл бұрын
pvma trap purple same here , I was doing pacific standard and two people helped me so I inv them and gave them 20 each and 50 me then 10 for the random guy and he messaged me saying “I think you know what I’m waiting for” and I told him to get a higher cut, press B and then A😂 he started cussing me out cause of the unfair cut and the funny thing is that it was the same guy who joined the first setup and kept dying and he tried to play it off, he stayed and was the only one who needed help and said he had no snacks and that he didn’t know what to do🤦🏻♂️
@pvmatrappurple3604 жыл бұрын
@@marcosmedina6987 yeah lol most of these people who ask huge cuts can't even play heists properly, and they expect to be paid more😂
@marcosmedina69874 жыл бұрын
pvma trap purple lol i know this may sound hard to believe cause it’s a normal thing for every player but I have literally ever died or messed up on a heist cause even as a noob, I asked for help
@Biff_mB0ne5 жыл бұрын
Cough Cough Prison Break Randoms
@KrisThatsit5 жыл бұрын
I've had people parachute ontop of the buzzard propellers right at the end, fly directly over the prison and get blown up, assign low ranks to be the prisoner/prison officer, and had Rashcovsky glitch to where he won't move anywhere. Prison break is a nightmare with randoms but doesn't hold a candle to Pacific standard or Humane labs with randoms
@thelonelywolf885 жыл бұрын
@@KrisThatsit Ive seen people fly straight into the rocks
@gplgs46405 жыл бұрын
I completed Prison Break with all randoms on my first try
@deadchannel12345 жыл бұрын
@Alpha Raccoon15 Low level randoms are the worst. Pilot who doesn't know how to dodge missiles or fly a plane. Demolition rarely fails. and bad prisoner/prison officers. I usually assign the worst player to demolition because you cannot fail ti.
@atomicnut14864 жыл бұрын
Why u giving me vietnam flashbacks...
@WildThoughtsAI5 жыл бұрын
I really like this youtuber He is very straight forward and logical.
@classichotrod83935 жыл бұрын
V1ruXX unlike noughtpoint4live
@AdamSider4 жыл бұрын
I never made a heist. I really would do that, but all the storys of how people act in heists, let me hold back. Man i wish i knew guys like you and have a crew to do that. Good vid. keep it up. Greetings from germany.
@EmanueIMihai4 жыл бұрын
When mommy tell you to turn off the computer, you turn off the computer no matter what 😂
@thelambsauce73073 жыл бұрын
😂
@Tanay14243 жыл бұрын
Yeah😂😂😂 but i play when no one is near me
@653gtff25 жыл бұрын
The terrible feeling of playing with players who've never played any type of stealth missions in their life😭
@zombiepenguin71345 жыл бұрын
Or any game that has a stealth mechanic
@AgentBlackwatch5 жыл бұрын
R.I.P
@1elsayed5 жыл бұрын
I don’t like stealth I like rush and the other team my backup
@jonalfryabreu28815 жыл бұрын
Especially on the second setup for humane labs (taking the EMP inside) a guard sees or hears any of you for even a second, all of you are fucked
@lghtning44685 жыл бұрын
That was a lot of plays
@pappafriskytheiii67144 жыл бұрын
I got a 0% cut. I was a random. I did however help them with 3 setup missions. I sabatoged the heist at the very end and left because I was so infuriated that they kept on dying in the setups and I did most the work and they gave me a 0% cut. Am I in the wrong?
@Thetelecastermusic4 жыл бұрын
No I would have done the same fuck them 🤣 0% wtf
@gentlemanshook48374 жыл бұрын
No wtf
@pappafriskytheiii67144 жыл бұрын
Rachel H: thanks for agreeing with me
@pappafriskytheiii67144 жыл бұрын
Gentleman's Hook also thanks for agreeing with me.
@stacchk64dta374 жыл бұрын
i woulda just wait till i get to the boat and quickly leave
@thebananacatgames78933 жыл бұрын
This is why I like solo missions better
@danieloray56494 жыл бұрын
Usually heists with randoms suck but then you get an amazing group. It happened for me on the humane labs, we played all the setups together and didn’t die once in the finally.
@michaelramirezlongstreet3044 Жыл бұрын
You should’ve asked them to do criminal mastermind challenge, probably the best crew you were gonna get
@GTAFan-kf9me5 жыл бұрын
When the heists first came out back in March 2015 the most annoying thing about them is that they always force you to have 3 people join when you're doing the setup missions and the heist finale, but now in December 2017 when the Doomsday Heist was released they took out that rule and let you have 2 people play the missions instead of 3.
@Gravesyte5 жыл бұрын
They need to make the old heists like that
@karrecod5 жыл бұрын
You are totally right! I recently got the Japanese version of GTA V (because it has it’s own achievement list). My friend and I had to get 2 other randoms in to do the Rally race (4 players needed) and to complete all Heists. Problem is: the maximum amount of people I’ve ever seen in a Online lobby on the JP version is 7, including my friend and I. So getting 4 people in was a pain in the *ss.
@josh_hayes65 жыл бұрын
I hate when they are just ignorent and rude
@jurg3nb0gd4n1Ай бұрын
I feel you man. Once I was doing The Prison Break: Plane on Hard Difficulty just for fun , cuz I had messed up the Criminal Mastermind and couldn't complete it anymore. After players joined, we got out and there were 2 cars outside. One was an Armored Kuruma which was mine and the other one I didn't notice , but it looked like a Zentorno. I was honking for the guys to come in my Kuruma and only one came in. He was a lower level. The others got in the Zentorno and were heading for the airstrip where the plane was. Not only I beat them in the race , but I had killed like 20 guys when they got there. Anyway , they arrive and they GET OUT OF THE CAR and shoot the Vagos with the minigun. So , one of them died and the setup failed. I hate it so much when this happens.
Could, I tell you a story? Ok, so a bit of a long time ago I do'ed the doomsday heist to get the loyalty 3 reward, my friends and I completed all the setups, and the big day came in. My friend (level 153) said, he go'ed on a vacation and we should, get another player to play with us. So we invited randoms. So, a random came in he was level 19. He said, give me 100% cut. I said, wtf man you are level 19, and you just joined, and I don't even know you.. He said: Oh, f- off just give me it, you are so rude why did you gave the other guys 25% cut you don't know them either! I said: Well, there are my close friends, and I know they're low on money, and they have bussines to pay, and get supplies and crates and more stuff, and they are much higher in rank than you, and they already did this heist 100 times and they got all the rewards, and they will not receive another money reward. Idc, 100% take it or leave it. I said: Bitch, THAT'S MY FUCKING HEIST IF YOU WANT MORE MONEY, GO FUCK WITH IT ALONE YOU SELFISH ASS KID. And I, gaved him 0% he still got 100k from it. But he spend it on clothes. And he do'ed nothing in the heist.
@andrewfranks16944 жыл бұрын
Cat this was hard to read but beautiful
@firstnamelastname70794 жыл бұрын
Me: Why can't you ready up? Random:I want a higher cut! Me:No... Random:Well then I'm just never going to ready up,hehe that'll show him >:)
@collettelewis43364 жыл бұрын
The host of a heist I was in was really kind. So he had to pay the thing for the heist and it was kind of a lot. (Not sure how much) but he still gave everyone a 25% cut.
@iulius69885 жыл бұрын
> 2 minute long mission entirely inside Cars > guy chooses his outfit for 5 minutes
@margamez98015 жыл бұрын
I feel you about the outfit guy I just pick the first one the outfit is so useless
@leaf21804 жыл бұрын
I have a friend like that
@peepuschrist56704 жыл бұрын
the only time I care about the outfits is if the heavy clothing is a choice for the bonus health
@sirerik28255 жыл бұрын
I have 2 level 40-50 friends and they Always Rush And Die...
@1elsayed5 жыл бұрын
Sir Erik i always rush and die cause my team does nothing (I have 20 kills and they had 3
@nahin65535 жыл бұрын
I have a rank 395 Friend and rank 160 Friend and a rank 55 Friend they are all good and im good too
@1elsayed5 жыл бұрын
Nahin Sarker gangster
@nahin65535 жыл бұрын
@@1elsayed yeah a gangster gang
@nahin65535 жыл бұрын
Im not good at shooting because my Controller joystick is moving up everytime but no one can see
@Cjecht3 жыл бұрын
"All you had to do was fly the damn chopper Up CJ!"
@ravencookie51415 жыл бұрын
Oh yes I’ve been waiting for this one thank you for your time and effort
@cobrax805 жыл бұрын
People not wearing the heavy utility vest on the original heists can be a pain in the ass too. You see them wearing some fancy clothes and then dying over and over again.
@PeugeotRocket5 жыл бұрын
You don't need to wear a heavy utility vest if you're even moderately competent. I never wear one and it's extremely rare that I die during a heist. They just slow you down anyway.
@cobrax805 жыл бұрын
@@PeugeotRocket 90% of the randoms I've played with who didn't have the heavy utility vest died at least once. Just constantly jump and slowing down isn't a real issue anymore.
@PeugeotRocket5 жыл бұрын
@@cobrax80 Jumping to negate slower movement speed presents its own problems though. I'd rather just be more nimble. Personally, that's what works best for me. Like I said, I hardly ever die and I play on hard. I honestly die more from my own teammates crashing an aerial vehicle or plowing into me at full speed when I'm at an objective waiting for them than to the enemy AI. I'm not joking either lol.
@cobrax805 жыл бұрын
@@PeugeotRocket Well, then you belong to the 10%. For the other 90% it's better to be safe than sorry.
@Underworlder55 жыл бұрын
@@cobrax80 i wear heavy armor when i can. i tend to gravitate more towards the tanky playstyle that thrives on the front line, so i like doing the heavy lifting in heists (i can do any role at least competently, but i prefer doing the grunt work)
@confusedcat-sm9cy4 жыл бұрын
one time I was doing a pacific standard heist with 3 level 9 - 15s on hard mode and I was level 88 and they didn't die once and we somehow managed to do the elite challenge
@fakeh20delirious394 жыл бұрын
lucky ass
@frost77249 ай бұрын
holy shit you’re lucky af, good job dude
@confusedcat-sm9cy9 ай бұрын
@@frost7724 there was also another time later on where it took us 2 hours to finish
@Alfreggles4 жыл бұрын
One time i was doing the casino heist with two of my friends, i did all of the setups so i took 50% of the cut and the others took 25%. Both of my teamates were messing about on the way to the casino in the groupe sechs van like jumping out of it amd shooting random cars. When we got to the casino it took us 4 tries to get to the vault because the others were equiping their guns while walking through the basement. While swiping the keycards to get into the mantrap one of them went afk for about 2 minutes so we couldnt get to into the mantrap. When we eventually got to the vault, we had a plan setup so they steal the cash and i hack the doors. This didnt go too well as my friend went afk again alerting the guards when the nerve agent came. He got killed by it and we went in the vault a second time and he didnt get any money while he was in there, he was just walking around. We got to the exit disguises and went to walk out the staff lobby door but someone shot at a guard so we had to rush to the doors. The getaway cars had 4 seats in them and the two others were doing the casino heist for the first time so they didnt know where to go, i told them to get in a car with me so i can take them into the sewers but they both refused then got killed. I quit the heist and did it with my brother, we did it in one go with the elite challenge and a bigger take than before. My brother is level 58 and the others are 94 and 79 so i comepletetly understand why you said rank doesnt matter. Both my friends refused any offer of advice i could give to them so they basically went in not knowing what to do
@lonek53193 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing your story.
@paballomolata88443 жыл бұрын
I woulda blocked their asses after, fuckers had no respect
@kevine94743 жыл бұрын
You need better friends.
@sulfuric81535 жыл бұрын
Players always drives super cars in heist while I'm driving an armored car
@Val-14405 жыл бұрын
It's because they think "quicker is better".
@snakefriesia68085 жыл бұрын
@@Val-1440 i totally agree . well, i got a different experience .. my Kuruma can out-pace most of the newly released supers and sports no sweat
@cleverchimp4995 жыл бұрын
I always use insurgent pick up custom myself still have the Karama painted gold because of all the money she made me back when heists were the only way to make money when the apartment glitch was working
@mgsvkiller56855 жыл бұрын
I usualy use a nightshark in the heists but how can you use an insurgent pick up in them
@cleverchimp4995 жыл бұрын
@@mgsvkiller5685 it's one of the vehicles you can use
@Xtracttion4 жыл бұрын
Omg i can relate to all of these. One time i had a freind that was helping us do a hiest. THE LAST SETUP and he went afk for like 10-15 minutes just to go eat.
@brex48164 жыл бұрын
Freind
@lizlaker73014 жыл бұрын
I eat at my desk
@LouieFUT4 жыл бұрын
Liz Laker same
@unkowngamer_9464 жыл бұрын
Fun story (scroll to the bottom for a summary if your too lazy to read it all): This one time I was joining a plane setup for the prison break heist as a random and when we were playing it, I realized that with my karuma that we won't get shot and we be able to complete the mission no problem. So I got on the mic and said in a nice way btw "guys get in my karuma you won't shot" and stuff. This one random decided, "no I don't think I will" and he kept dying while the teammates that got in my karuma didn't. They invented me to a party and when I joined I heard, "this guy is so stupid" (talking about me ofc) I then said, "so me telling you to get in my karuma so you won't die and you dying over and over again cause you won't get in my karuma and I'm the stupid one? (Keep in mind I haven't died once during this bc I actually got in my karuma) and then he told me he doesn't like my karuma and that it was blue and blue was the gayest color. Well he kept dying and I just had enough and said "y'all ain't worth it, screw y'all" and I left. This made me facepalm at how dumb this person was. Oh yeah, did I forget to tell you they sounded like 15/16? You gotta love randoms these days TL;DR: random didn't get in my karuma saying it was blue and blue is gay, kept dying over and over bc he wouldn't listen
@k-8744 жыл бұрын
Dafuq?? 😂😂
@unkowngamer_9464 жыл бұрын
@@k-874 randoms am I right
@thehighground20144 жыл бұрын
Brain-dead players at their finest
@Buss6206 ай бұрын
Imagine this in a heist irl
@WulfieZi5 жыл бұрын
I hate when heist leaders set the setup mission difficulty to Easy. I can understand Normal difficulty, if we have some low rank players, but if you choose Easy you're paying the crew only 50% of what they should normally be getting paid. The heist leader doesn't care because they don't get paid anyway, so they're really just choosing to pay their crew less because they think it'll help get setups done faster. Also why do people play Deliver EMP on any difficulty except Hard? You shouldn't be dying at all in that mission; if you're getting shot at, you've already failed.
@MariusBoss114585 жыл бұрын
You are right and same with the pacific standard vans
@jonathandixon75185 жыл бұрын
Pac Standard Convoy is impossible on any other difficulty other than easy with randoms
@nahin65535 жыл бұрын
I pick Hard only if Players rank 75+
@nahin65535 жыл бұрын
Normal 100% Hard 150%
@lllllllllllll35704 жыл бұрын
Its not possible to put it on hard or normal with levels under 10. If youre luckier than me then sure. But if not, its like you have to do all the work and get the job done before your last life ends.
@vincentandujar42165 жыл бұрын
“I was hungry, so I went to make some food.” I thought that was hilarious 😂
@MariusBoss114585 жыл бұрын
Man you know what....... IM HUNGRY ILL HAVE 2 NUMBER NINES A NUMBER NINE LARGE A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP TWO NUMBER FORTY FIVES ONE WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE SODA BOI
@frankvinagro92165 жыл бұрын
I saw this video and I thought this would be on the list: 1. Going afk At least at the beginning of the video...
@ramaalgetahbag139 Жыл бұрын
A lot of times kids are playing and handicap people too I use to get mad about this till I realized this while playing missions one day with someone then you have those who just have no common sense it's never predictable not everyone playing is of age and or mentally capable of playing this game accurately we all hate this but it's just a part of playing with randoms, and those who have to work that try to rush a mission i hate that
@hugi1174 жыл бұрын
Does my mother having a heart attack make it okay for leaving heists
@hamsteriiii42034 жыл бұрын
no
@Ursusowanie4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@DEV3N874 жыл бұрын
Depends, you want this bank? Or your mother?
@burcolclone83224 жыл бұрын
No, that's what life alert is for
@jemtahana34014 жыл бұрын
Nah
@bigboychris4465 жыл бұрын
My friends wouldn't let me do the Pacific Standard Heist with them unless the host (my younger brother) gave me a 15-20% Cut instead of 25%. The funny part is that I made more then them because I got the Loyalty Bonus 🤣🤣🤣 in between doing the Last Set Up and the Final Heist the 3 of them did some other Heist stuff with someone else as the host. I laughed so hard when I got like 200,000 and they made way less even having higher paycuts 🤣🤣🤣
@SEESBoy-hy8jz5 жыл бұрын
Great Saiyamannn
@bigboychris4465 жыл бұрын
@@SEESBoy-hy8jz In the End JUSTICE PREVAILED as I was paid more than them *Saiya-Laugh* *Saiya-Poses*
@CapInYoRap5 жыл бұрын
The CVR123 wanna grind together ?
@MariusBoss114585 жыл бұрын
Thats the best
@missctl18305 жыл бұрын
You sound like ur about to freak out and beat someone up😂 Calm down
@dmx11895 жыл бұрын
This guy couldn’t beat up anyone. He has spent hundreds or thousand of hours on a video game.
@yefriguerrero18415 жыл бұрын
That's that GTA stress lol
@lllllllllllll35705 жыл бұрын
T R A S H like you know his life........... 💀
@reggie59045 жыл бұрын
@@dmx1189 💀💀💀 rii
@lytb40345 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@GlamMetalX2 жыл бұрын
Agreed 100% with players kicking you the moment you join in, this happens to me every other day even tho I'm rank 200+ with maxed-out stats (Especially on Diamond Casino, Cayo Perico and Don't F with Dre). Just tell us to leave if you don't want us here (though you were the one who sent the invite) or better yet simply turn off matchmaking and don't use auto invite.
@_muppelpuppel_97734 жыл бұрын
2:37 was giving out %20 once a guy demanded that everyone else get %5 and he gets whatever is left... he then tried to report me to rockstar for not giving him %85 for the Pacific standard... As for the kicking, you get those random hosts that dont kick, like me, even if you are a level one, even if you dont listen because you can learn AS for the leaving people, i did it once, due to threats from my dad, same reason for my one 15 minute idling both times i got in contact with the leader and explained what happened
@awfacegt43644 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment I've seen all day bro I'm crying with laughter
@jeremylister7044 жыл бұрын
_ Muppelpuppel _ Every high level person should know how hard it is to get money at low level. That’s why I always let low levels join
@AnimeFanshow4 жыл бұрын
@@jeremylister704 yes, I'm a low level back then and I got kicked always, finnaly some one let me join and he invited me to a party and asked me if I needed money I said yes yes since I barley had enough money to afford bills, he then gave me 60% on the doomsday heist, we became best friends. Later when I was able to get beisnesses, he helped me sell cargo, I honestly help him so much we met up in real life. We need more people like this.
@rutvikpawar10435 жыл бұрын
“by not having snacks” both literally and in game lol