GTA V - BCTR - Bless Your Heart

[@m3m3s89]

that feel when you drive into los santos and lose your connection

[@MrScottdale]

Exactly

[@IamRocque]

M3M3Sᄃᄆᄆᄂ ッ Yes 😩

[@godmano9011]

We need a radio signal extender or something.....🤔😀

[@gideonkloosterman]

@@godmano9011 that'd be great, some offroad vehicles have long antennas, why can't those receive on the entire island?

[@Deadpool_64]

Sometimes I'll pull off to the side of the road and finish listening, lol.

[@bradleybraniff2001]

"I don't judge people, well not white people anyway" lol

[@bradleymarchio8223]

Bradley Braniff that is funny 😂

[@UpturnTheUncool]

Cam'ron Lambert Even as a black guy that's hilarious. It's a satire, not something serious.

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@bradleymarchio8223 I was the original commentator here but I lost my old account lmao

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@UpturnTheUncool ikr

[@stayso4py951]

It’s just like Oh no.... anyways

[@Arkiasis]

13:40 "If we want this country to be great again." Oh my god...

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

Yup gta parody

[@linkskywalker5417]

They predicted Trump indeed.

[@trihardcx6743]

@@thevampirecielphantomhive2342 This was years before Trump ran for president.

[@Heisenberg4188]

@@linkskywalker5417 jock cranley is basically trump

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

Negan1024 yes but jock is actually honest and self aware.

[@TheWitticus]

"Mama, name a casserole after me." I want that on my tombstone.

[@Ryan23H]

+Stupid Funners Why hell of course randy u sweet little angel!

[@milazinniaold]

Stupid Funners Same omg. I aspire to be Bobby June someday. I love her so much.

[@kenbunting9310]

"Cripples Crockpot"! Lmfao!

[@EatMyCrumpet01]

“Cripples crockpot” 🤣💀

[@gothgirlie1]

"The only good thing that's come out of France is the pizza!" -Bobby June, the best host of the best talk show.

[@milazinniaold]

Typo-P Yes! My favorite talk show of all time. I specifically got a house in Blaine County so I can listen to this repeatedly and laugh histerically😂😂

[@jordanwright2313]

Typo-P Idk Duane Earl is pretty funny

[@billyseigars6331]

I love this show

[@Corwin1141]

That famous gourmet French pizza 😂

[@JJSFASHIONETX]

​@@milazinniaoldsame

[@Hurricane2k8]

"This is not a socialist country. It's not! This is America, we're nationalists, national socialists if you will" hahahahaha

[@TrueArcBaron]

hurricane lol dude you know little kids won't get it

[@ItalianFalangist88]

@@TrueArcBaron agreed

[@technologyproductions-ye3px]

He's talking alot of sense.

[@gideonkloosterman]

@HuckleB680 That's not the end of the world is it

[@levijensen7681]

@HuckleB680 we will never be socialist not never

[@Greg.Lacoste]

The team at rockstar are great at what they do

[@David-bp8fr]

Still waiting for a toxic player talking about how they lost shit over abusing a glitch

[@Thrashaero]

@@David-bp8fr i lost shit over toxic players abusing mod menus

[@MaxEgoThePrince]

GTA V is a legendary production in my opinion. It’s basically a giant story of life on the west coast, only slightly exaggerated & when you get shot down you don’t usually come back. Everything else is 100% on point. The political figures on tv & radio in the game do exactly what the real life figures they’re making fun of do in reality. Doubling down on hate peddling & tryna trick people into destroying capitalism just so no one, but Sue Murray, can make a lot of money. It’s way too real considering it’s a simulation.

[@ajx2956]

Yes

[@Roler42]

Jock Cranley's talk about invading Europe... Someone should have reminded him he's running for state governor, not president, lol

[@bllsbshs652]

roler42 trueee

[@swordimpulse07]

GTAVI He probably got elected president

[@connergrindstaff3683]

Well he must be seceding from the states

[@tanneredge9774]

That's the process. You get governor and then once you do that for a bit, you run a presidential campaign.

[@hayro252]

Governor of California recently had a meeting with Chinese President Xi so it's not far off

[@bradleybraniff2001]

Died naturally of polio at the age of seven lmfao

[@craftminer49er]

Cripple crockpot lmao

[@crazyboy72375]

Bradley Braniff first time i heard that playing the game I was like wtaf

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

Anti-vaccination parents

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Lol ok so I'm the original commenter and I have since lost my google account since I last commented. That being said I still find this hilarious

[@trihardcx6743]

@@amyschildgamerlive4519 Prove it.

[@SonofTexas1836]

Ill always listen to Bless Your Heart ever time it comes on the radio!

[@kamillepillay735]

Using my mums account....... I love this show on BCR I always switch to Trevor and head to his Truck and then wait for the show

[@FrogKing1246]

So true

[@derfskoorb3582]

"Them doctors said my arteries are like ce-ment" lmfao!!!

[@cainharris84]

"Theres only one good thing that came out of France and thats the pizza." Lol i lost it right there

[@thesadprepper3722]

Same 😂😂😂

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

Donald Trump would think that

[@Jam35ross]

This and Chakra Attack are all I'll listen to on these talk show stations. Bobby June and Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris are absolutely hilarious!!

[@daviddavidson931]

Beyond insemination is good too

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@tanneredge9774]

@@definitelynottommywiseau3037 you're messing up my spirituality man.

[@christiangrey3645]

Am I the only one who thinks her voice is relaxing?

[@Corkoth55]

i listen to this in the background when i am relaxing somtimes. totally. you a cool dude.

[@cesarprado430]

Her voice is so relaxing

[@fezzes428]

check out southernasmrsounds

[@cartersgroove]

fezzes I literally just thought of her

[@naVas360]

I have a commemorative day for this

[@nailahprincessofhokuto2024]

"I'm not a judgemental person, I don't judge people. Well not white people"

[@ernielucas6544]

omg

[@saxyj5773]

4:24 "speaking of experts or 'ex-idiots' as i like to call em" That lil line flew over my head countless times until i JUST realized it

[@lonestonergaming]

"Bless Your Heart" needs to have more episodes.

[@BenjoKazooie64]

It's 2020 and all these satirical points are real, with genuine popular support. The world has become more than parody and humanity is actually worse than even GTA could portray.

[@treyeschbaugh5908]

That’s the real reason GTA 6 is taking forever to produce because they can’t even write absurdity anymore because a year into production they have to shut it down and start over because it came true

[@ghoulishtoad]

​​@@treyeschbaugh5908 Taking even longer now with the strikes lol (which tbh I dont disagree with devs deserve more money for their work)

[@fanelsa8246]

You know what's really scary? That there are people out there that agree with what is being said on this radio show.

[@robbyslaw]

:O

[@ShaDHP23]

Same as the Fernando show

[@MysteryEzekude]

Well, thank the heavens for those of us with our sanity intact. X_x

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

Yup

[@technologyproductions-ye3px]

One of things this show was right about was politically correctness and it's sad and impressive how they were right about political correctness being terrible it just goes to show this game was a master piece even though it's nearly 6 years old it's starting to make sense now .

[@zombiesindustries]

"Deep fried cigarette"

[@olliegoria]

Heart attacks and lung cancer. A 2-in-1 deal!

[@lunakitty1990]

delicious lol

[@catsandalcohol99]

OliCoon Sign me up

[@PrincessWarsop]

Deep fried deep fried.

[@ConnorTheRailfan2306]

Yum

[@elemanuel6079]

"You know Bobby June, children are tiny little liberals. You have to teach them to stop throwing tantrums and asking for handouts." CTFU

[@theruddyone6443]

She didn't lie lol we all are at some point lol and gotta grow up

[@jennyybarra9552]

Deep fried margarine sticks..what a delicacy!

[@Deadpool_64]

And wash it down with 128oz of soda! :)

[@matthays716]

+Deadpool which is one gallon of soda

[@milazinniaold]

Jenny Ybarra That actually sounds pretty good: Deep Fried Margarine Sticks with Ranch Dressing, "or if you prefer something lighter bleu cheese".

[@Bishop000]

I would love to go to up and atom and wash it all down with 128OZ of soda

[@Lugiavsgiratina]

@@milazinniaold *blue* cheese 🇺🇸

[@llama3856]

10:15 Wow Rockstar were 9 years ahead of their time with this one. They predicted the future.

[@naVas360]

Ooooooohhh

[@rickym6301]

There has been debate about vaccines in America since at least the 1950s. It’s nothing new.

[@againstthepods4316]

you youngans are funny. vaccines have been debated for many many years. thats what inspired this sketch.

[@elliotcowell3139]

"we never got my son Randy shots and he was just happy as a peach, livin' life to the fullest right up 'til the end when he died naturally of polio at the age of seven" I might have actually pissed myself the first time I heard that

[@captaincold5481]

"Mama, name a casserole after me"

[@Orin-ku6nj]

"Bacon, my favorite, because he luvs us. Whoop whoop!"

[@SojuNinja]

"Hey, Coffee, over there. What do you think?" "It's Ricki." "Oh, whatever. What do you think about affirmative action -- hey, you ain't a Lebanon, is you? Ain't nothin' wrong with it. Some of my best friends was Lebanons."

[@derrionfry4251]

HoodSensei affirmative action ... GONE

[@cdcdrr]

So... what happened to them? Threw them down Mt. Gordo as well?

[@jayeeneutron]

“Affirmative action, gone!” - Jock Cranley, 2013 - & the Supreme Court, 2023

[@hayro252]

Rockstar = Deep State WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[@kylea.1223]

My favourite radio channel in GTA V. :')

[@victorianghost16]

Same

[@timlanigan218]

Kyle A. I’d pass the LS-Blaine County Border and Switch from WCTR to BCR everytime.

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Same!

[@MrRMT1986]

Bless your heart, Kyle

[@faithmartinez2235]

Mines is chakra attack

[@The8347135]

18:49 God, I love how she says "'scuse me?"

[@EatMyCrumpet01]

“Cripple Crockpot” 🤣😭

[@matthays716]

Bobby June is a parody of Paula deen

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

And Nacy Grace

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

And Martha Stewart

[@BigBrainBrenda]

And sarah palin

[@BigBrainBrenda]

Who ever put the like on my comment thank you and bless your heart. 😁

[@BigBrainBrenda]

Bless all your little hearts with the likes

[@WWMMWWWMMMWWWWMMMM]

" I like things just the way they are" 25:23

[@technologyproductions-ye3px]

It's beautiful.

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

I'm done paying your sorry rent! Time for some more capital punishment!

[@SSofIreland]

24:15 - 24:27 Do you know what the sad part is? There are people out there who, if you played that part to them without any context, would agree with that point of view wholeheartedly.

[@technologyproductions-ye3px]

I get why you think that's bad but her opinion on political correctness couldn't be more accurate because it sadly is (it's actually gotten worse I don't think this game could be made today.

[@YOTSUBA_desu]

Social security is pretty shit, but nobody wants to earn their own right to survival

[@drakebell5649]

@@YOTSUBA_desu traitor

[@chrisharris7931]

What's sad is you probably voted for the walking lobotomy in office right now....assuming that you aren't Irish.

[@gordonfreeman6170]

Look out folks we’ve got one of them city boys over here

[@NHW2K]

This made me move my online character to Blaine county. I love this. I died. I literally parked outside my bunker and listened to the whole thing.

[@LittleJo-]

CWA TV: I did that too. Just sat in my car and listened. Best radio station for me.

[@SSofIreland]

"If we want this country to be great again..." Dear God. This has passed timely and become downright spooky.

[@technologyproductions-ye3px]

Make American great again was originally a political slogan by Ronald Regan (and he actually meant it)

[@andrewwalker9960]

technology productions 2019 Too bad he set up the world to be fucked 25-ish years later. After setting up California similarly.

[@drakebell5649]

@@technologyproductions-ye3px he made america terrible wtf are you talking about

[@kejiri3593]

@@technologyproductions-ye3px What you think of Narc arcade game from the 80s.

[@MysterMyschievious]

'are you you a lebanon? if ya are, i dont mind, just sayin'

[@hudson2284]

This is actually the best show on gta

[@mida8261]

I have no idea how these people were able to say all this with a straight face. I was in hysterics the entire time.

[@justamrcreeper6467]

Its probably because they actually agree with the script but I might be wrong.

[@Scigh-on]

lots and lots of takes

[@newmabreu96]

LOL love this parody, the host is Paula Deen and "Samantha" is parody of Miley Cyrus

[@JohanBrodd]

newmabreu96 I didn't know that they parodied Miley Cyrus.

[@experimental0000]

newmabreu96 This is a parody? I figured it was legit considering this is how quite a bit of Americans actually are :-)

[@coreylockridge5464]

+newmabreu96 The accidental OD is a reference from the show "Nashville" about country singers

[@Nunnyabiz15]

+Abney Beck actually I think it's the other way around.. she started out as a pop star and turned to country and developed a fake country accent

[@dylan3488]

Y'all are insane she's a parody of Brittany Spears

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

I always wondered how deepfried Sprunk tastes.

[@Joe_334]

This reminded me of how Snake would ask Para-Medic how the wild life tastes in MGS3! Damn, lol!

[@rangerv1]

Maybe we could get binging with babish to do this

[@nonamernobrainer846]

"hey-hey, coffee, over there, what do you think?" I can't with this fucking guy holy shit 😂😂😂😂

[@kuhataparunks]

"Have some gator there's some ranch and blue cheese (they're hard to tell apart)" I died laughing there!!

[@RemyBop]

Deep fried sprunk is so tasty own ah hawt dai

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

I love how the show is Sponsored by Sue Murray and one of the main guests is her competition lol

[@van_whufc298]

it's fucking surreal listening to this in 2020 and seeing how it's only become more and more relevant to today's society

[@gestaposantaclaus]

It’s a little scary. It’s hard to listen to the part with her kid.

[@millertime97jm]

@@gestaposantaclaus ikr? Anti-vaxxers are so stupid. At least this one is fictional.

[@gestaposantaclaus]

@@millertime97jm they attacked vaccine distribution centers too close to where I live, at Dodger Stadium (anywhere on earth is too close really)

[@millertime97jm]

@@gestaposantaclaus yeah, I heard about that. That's just messed up.

[@chrisharris7931]

@@millertime97jm Get more jabs. The gene pool thanks you.

[@lilyblueharsh]

Rockstar had no idea how relevant that vaccination bit would be eight years later.

[@bulbousbackwood5404]

It's why I think we wont get a new one... at least not for a long time. Reality has become so ridiculous it's hard to parody lol

[@yeahyeah2899]

Oh no, they knew. Same way gta 3 (2001) predicted the NSA were spying on people on chatterbox channel. Fast forward to 2014 when Edward Snowden exposed it.

[@againstthepods4316]

you youngans are funny. vaccines have been debated for many many years. thats what inspired this sketch.

[@hman1025]

The Sue Murry commercial at the end wins the Iron E award of the day.

[@xavierrichards3749]

Why do I like listening to this 😭

[@merkx403]

Bobby June show is a classic in Blaine County.

[@DoctorWu23]

just realizing she says bless your heart because everything she makes will give you a heart attack

[@earlyaugie]

love this bless all your hearts

[@WiFi-qj5kr]

It gets funnier when you know 'bless your heart' means just fuck off

[@drakebell5649]

@@WiFi-qj5kr yup, can also be used to call someone stupid

[@vonhellsing6406]

When I first heard of Bobby June on the radio playing GTA v first thing I envisioned was a 500lb version of Jessica Simpson with a southern accent somebody help me...

[@ratedasmr7811]

Yeah so I use this for asmr. That's all I'm here for.

[@mechislander]

National socialists. That made me crack up.

[@oneworldgovernment9548]

Republicans today would unironically love Jock Cranley.

[@underground9260]

Oh god! They really predict the future on how it is today. I wonder what she’ll say on GTA 6, if she’ll be on there.

[@zekeholloway4413]

6:01 “slow cooked yall, till the meat is just fawlin awfff tha bown!”

[@EatMyCrumpet01]

“Mama name a casserole after me, why of course Randy my sweet lil angle bless your heart. And I did it’s called cripple crockpot” 🤣😭

[@jackhynes7268]

I remember putting this on my Bluetooth speaker while cleaning the house and my parents go Jack what the fuck are you listening to? 😂

[@underground9260]

My 80 year old grandma heard this and she believed half of the stuff she was talking about, omg 😆

[@jackhynes7268]

@@underground9260🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bcnicholas123]

gta predicted Donald trump

[@iamtheonedontneedagun3145]

He sounds like Ted cruz

[@emitabaulenu]

No because trump to her is probably a Yankee and she would be one of those Dixiecrats

[@blurycode]

I got this game recently and wondered if the radio shows were updated to the taste of the day!

[@olliegoria]

The Duder Nope. These were around since the game came out in 2013. Scary how times have hardly changed.

[@kylea.1223]

GTA predicted the 2016 election in general. Sue Murry is Hillary, and Jock Cranley is Trump.

[@catluva74]

nothing like eating gopher ribs in bed while the memory foam mattress downloads my memory's😂

[@finallywoken13]

This station has become even more prophetic & relevant than Rockstar could've ever imagined‼️

[@buttzover]

No lies told here. Especially that Vaccine skit.

[@evoquexv]

"Ricky getcha fat ass out here where's the barbeque sauce?"🤣🤣🤣

[@merkx403]

It feels different when losing this radio signal in areas such as Lago Zancudo, Vinewood Hills, Tongva Hills and Valley and Tataviam Mountains.

[@WhenAllMenDoubtYou]

Rockstar has the best social commentary through the in game radio.

[@liamisaac1152]

I let this play in the kitchen so my mom actually thinks this is the type of stuff I listen to

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

“We never gave my step son randy any shots and he lived his life to the fullest until he die naturally of polio”

[@KISSFanDan1995]

25:24 is exactly what I’d expect a country pop song would sound like.

[@BayAreaMike99]

I think she’s a parody of young Taylor Swift😂

[@Krzrrazrrokr]

when i first heard this i thought this was hilarious! they should make a new version of this for release with a new update

[@jalugamer3515]

25:25 this is where the song starts

[@OuterSpace90]

God i love the parody of conservatives on this station. Brilliant

[@TomE1995]

sexual orientation correction :'D

[@alissonlares2926]

I love her voice. Is so sweet to me.

[@Ham-Man-Hammy]

It's like asmr at parts

[@emash_]

Bless your heart!

[@buttzover]

The Anti Vax skit is surreal.

[@mephistopheles7545]

It’s always been a thing get a grip

[@nedyerb]

WE NEED A BLESS YOUR HEART SEASON 2

[@ConnorTheRailfan2306]

And they should put trevor and franklin on there

[@MasterGuard0892]

xD I am SO GLAD they brought a country station back in GTA V. It has to be the best in the game especially Blane County Talk Radio.

[@kodizzie3827]

holy shift this was prophetic.

[@EdwardBrown77]

This is what I love about the GTA series. They poke fun at both sides of the political spectrum. And it's also great for cheap entertainment!

[@Zarrakon]

I mean they don't lmao, they poke fun at the center and the right. Rockstar is pretty leftist.

[@chrisharris7931]

@@Zarrakon Bullshit. Listen to their public radio stations. They go after the Left hard...and they should.

[@Zarrakon]

@@chrisharris7931 Every gta station that’s pokes fun at politics has primarily focused on attacking Christian conservatives and neoliberal capitalists like Hillary Clinton. The people who made this game are democratic socialists so it only makes sense they they would make fun of centrists and right wingers.

[@Andrew-bd8cb]

I love this channel, only channel I listen to.

[@StephenMountenayHenhawke]

I love this radio show. Bless your heart

[@remoobko8440]

"Ain't no witch or warlock gonna tell me what to do" Holy jesus this show makes me laugh so much

[@Kevinsko1]

Bobby June to Samantha Muldoon: "Now, Samantha. I must see you on every magazine cover in the checkout aisle. One the other day it said you had sex with the alien. Is that true girl was you lonely?" :'D (21:46)

[@sutterfieldink3980]

I'm pretty that June's "shopping" advice is basically like commiting shop lifting.

[@blitzblyat3441]

GTA 5 predicted Donald Trump with this dude, I get he was a parody of Arnold running for governer in California, but basically the guy is Trump minus the whole, "Get out of America if you're Mexican."

[@craftminer49er]

Trump has nothing against Mexicans. He just wants to get rid of illegals, wether they be Canadian, Italians, Mexicans, or Englishman

[@bllsbshs652]

craftminer49er yeah

[@AzimuthSolutions]

I just now realized this is supposed to be a parody of Paula deen

[@andrewhamalainen561]

Cranley sounds like Donald Trump, and it's crazy because this game was released in 2013 and Trump announced his campaign in 2015...

[@suniface71]

Jock Cranley=Trump Sue Murray=Hillary Clinton And as of the arena war Update Jock Cranley won. Rockstar really nailed that one and it continues to be funny.

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@suniface71 Cranley is an Arnold schwarzenneger parody though.

[@shayaibr9721]

Bless all y'all's hearts :)

[@jordanwright2313]

maybe even some deep fried sprunk with a Bobby June 128oz commerative cup to wash it all down

[@lt231]

Donald Trump and Taylor Swift in one show, i love it

[@missminx1777]

Bobby June is an icon

[@brianoconner2972]

This could have been about current events in 2020/2021! Crazy

[@Phoenix-pb4sm]

GTA V is not even in my top 15 favorite games ever but I've always thought that if I had to look at games objectively, this would be the best one.

[@alphaxtorm7931]

This radio station is funny until you see that the people agrees what the host's opinion

[@automan224]

I don’t know why but whenever I respawn in los santos or walk for 10 minutes I’m guaranteed to have at least 1 of the 3 talk shows playing. But the same for Blaine county I find, for whatever reason you can wait an hour or respawn randomly date but you’ll only get bless your heart and nothing else

[@elmandarin1002]

Samantha Moldoon is like reverse Taylor Swift

[@SossarHatarSverige]

Faallin off the boone..

[@HomekittyL2]

8:24 "Under my goverming, my goober, gubbing"

[@LittleJo-]

😆😂

[@VAswang]

Paula Deen and Sarah Palin wish they could be Bobby June!

[@milkofthepoppy998]

I hope that a KZbinr sometime, somewhere, actually tries to make Bobby Junes recipes

[@millertime97jm]

Is it bad that I want Babish to do these recipes?

[@talkingtomyselfhere]

I love you Bobby June!

[@mattc7420]

I assumed this was a Paula Deen parody, but this game launched 3 months after the scandal.