GTA V: Criminal Masterminds Doomsday Heist Part 1 - Now We're Nervous

[@scabbynack]

Michael, a couple videos ago: "We should introduce the video properly instead of just yelling Crimmy Crim" Michael, this video: "Crimmyyyyyyyy!"

[@shauntimmanba9968]

You can tell Gavin is mega stressed when he's that quiet.

[@DaekoTan]

Yet he started by choosing to bring a minivan and go in a bog-standard van instead of the souped-up vehicles of the other guys. I think he's making himself more nervous than he needs to be for content's sake, even though ideally I'd like to see them succeed. This Heist is frustratingly hard. Edit: I know they got in Deluxos so it didn't matter, but still. It's prolly me but I tend not to take/steal shitty vehicles in a Heist.

[@CoolkidAJR24]

J: “No silver bullet here, just patience and teamwork.” Gav: “Okay. This is it. This is as far as we get.”

[@terraglade]

Twas a valiant effort ; ;

[@ZedChuva]

"Okay, just kill everything that moves" Ryan blows up the Kuruma "Oops".

[@Dwyer-nl9fz]

Zed Chuva The colour scheme on it is fucking ugly so he did everyone a favour

[@breadte]

Love how he did that then said “Don’t shoot the car that’s our car” after he already blew it up 😂😂

[@goldosprey]

That explains the next episode Michael was looking for his car

[@PMW3]

I really want to see that poster of the crew in a minivan Gavin is driving with the biggest happiest shit eating grin and the other three are just glaring death stares at him

[@paulypoobrain2929]

23:23 the Government facility looks like abstract art of a blushing Gus

[@christianhampton2780]

That's stupid and crazy and...oh you're right.

[@johnwatson8977]

For as long as I can remember mission based AH GTA Let's Plays, every damn time I have been absolutely befuddled by Ryans inability to read the text at the bottom of the screen that says what your current objective is as he sits there asking "Have I hacked it?"

[@acetheta6482]

They have said that that they don’t always see everything on the screen. They’re focusing on what they’re doing compared to the objective I think.

[@milkworms7839]

Nick Name yeah, they’ve said how hard it is to focus on entertainment and everything in the game. I imagine here it’s worse because so much focus is going into not dying as well

[@russellbrown6888]

Ryan, Geoff and especially Gavin are the biggest offenders by far. Ryan just forgets things quickly. Geoff has like no peripheral vision. Gavin is just plain oblivious, and easily flustered. Of course, all of them have their moments of missing important information, but those 3 are definitely the top.

[@STARSRav3n]

When they were doing that space game and it says to splash your friends to bring them back in big text letters for an extended period of time and all 4 of them were staring at the same screen and nobody noticed it

[@deft__12]

“Tungsten dont piss about” -Gavin Free March 16, 2020

[@insaincaldo]

Well it's been released I guess since the 9th on their page, so that would be where the quote is dated.

[@ohhrreo]

Didn't they say it was Saturday when they were recording? So it would have been the 7th instead. (I could be wrong, it may have been on another video. I've been having a little marathon today)

[@AngelicEternity92]

I am honestly surprised, happy, and strangely proud (makes no sense, I know) at just how well they went through the area. Especially at 26:50 when they had a synchronized take down and it was executed perfectly. This is Achievement Hunter. This is what happens when they actually *try* and take it semi seriously while still being fun to watch :)

[@OfficialSilverMoon]

Yup and the first criminal mastermind series was amazing. I can't believe it.

[@Foxyman18]

For Ryan’s hacking, if you flip a coin three times...

[@adamgray9660]

Speaking of hacking... how about Jeremy's new persistent dry cough?

[@nautical6767]

@@adamgray9660 0_0

[@joekaput747]

Shit

[@funnyguy5746]

Gavin’s still right

[@likenem]

Wouldn't it be four, four sided die

[@Legoluke197]

Now I just want a Sunday driving where they cruise around in Gavin’s minivan.

[@AdrianjTenEyck]

This

[@Maelstril]

Love that that series won the contest and they were like nawww we’re gonna do get Gud anyway

[@Legoluke197]

Maelstril to quote jack, “this game is rigged.”

[@Maelstril]

Luke Falciani haha true!

[@IamHueGraves]

@@Maelstril It's annoying that they think the podcast fills the same role. It's like the podcast, but better to listen to in every way.

[@crispycolonel4583]

This is a heist where Ryan is actually more paranoid about dying than Jeremy was during the OG heists. Really polar opposites of personalities too I’m surprised.

[@effectedelk1861]

Fav quotes let’s go [ 0:18 ] “Everyone can see it being on hard.” “I can see it Ryan. I verify you’re hard.” [ 9:55 - 10:10 ] “All planes crash because of Superman.” “Tungsten don’t piss about.” [ 14:10 - 15:30 ] “Alright, new plan: let’s all drop in from orbit.” “I was doing front flips for ~s t y l e~.” “Gav is on something.” “He’s on ME.” [ 21:08 ] “I’ll be honest, maybe you should. Because I *did* see your flying, and that was *without* Scotch.” [ 25:17 ] “3... 2... wait.” “OH. Shit.” [ 28:24 ] “Okay. Hang on, hang on.” “I’m hung.” “...Alright. Congrats.” [ 31:30 ] “This guy’s just hanging out. Having a meat pie.” [ 42:25 - 43:20 ] “Ryan’s driving. Ryan has stolen my car.” “I have immediately committed Grand Theft Auto.” Just... Ryan driving badly and Michael looking very distressed/exhausted about it.

[@dougpowers]

"Tungsten doesn't piss about" I'd get that on a t-shirt.

[@Lupa737]

the meat pie one sounds so much like a Gavin thing but I'm not surprised the Michael said it, Gav's really rubbed off on him

[@KiwiandhisKite]

what about when ryan told everyone how hung he is

[@scoutsterling7224]

0:13 Linkin Park song reference: "Cause I'm about to break."

[@scarylion1roar]

"Gentlemen, this is the war room. You can't fight in here!"

[@glicthmonkey0]

scarylion.roar no fighting in the war room

[@anothergenericyoutubename]

Good, I wasn't the only one.

[@MetaDrow]

Gavin: Brings beige minivan Lil J: "omg why do you own that?!" Didnt they do a whole lets play doing a scavenger hunt stealing people's (NPC) cars to a specific garage?

[@elrick44]

the Fagio is still in the wild

[@kameronjones7139]

@@elrick44 holy shit I forgot about that

[@elrick44]

@@kameronjones7139 it's become the golden snitch of GTA, like the super creeper in Minecraft

[@oliviasong1440]

@@elrick44 I have yet to ever find a super creeper

[@wolfwarrior1176]

@@oliviasong1440 found a couple. Fucking terrifying

[@Goatcha_M]

They need to realise that the best snacks are not the ps and qs.

[@trixiebewitched]

Isn't it metors that are the best snacks?

[@acetheta6482]

Amber DragonQueen I believe they are.

[@8hant0m]

Yeah they are but you can hold 30 ps and qs instead of 15 meteors

[@Goatcha_M]

@@trixiebewitched Egochasers heal the most, and can hold 15, Meteroits next with barely any dif in hp, but can only have 5, then eCola, Ps give a fraction. and watch you dont drink booze or smoke, especially smoke as it costs hp

[@bit_ronic]

why not just, buy them all?

[@NoodleMay]

I have a feeling we will get a few “bum cheeses”

[@skylerpeters4997]

DON'T SAY IT

[@sirapple589]

Skyler Peters -Bum cheese- Anal Dairy Product.

[@NoodleMay]

Sir Apple I meant this exactly!

[@trixiebewitched]

Anal fromage

[@lordsergal8783]

Three... two... wai-BLAM

[@dreamjinx40]

God, I didn't need that anxiety induced sky front flip from Michael and Gavin

[@insaincaldo]

And that landing

[@Xandruslan]

48:30 That was a great transition, editor! And I just love how you placed the webcams in general throughout the video

[@kristoferjefferson2058]

10:35 ‘I just blew something up, by accident’ might be the most Gavin thing Gavin has ever said

[@acetheta6482]

Never attempted Doomsday Criminal Masterminds. But I can tell this is going to be hell on Earth. Best of luck to you guys!

[@milkworms7839]

I’m still attempting regular doomsday, let alone crimmy. It’s mostly been thumbless randoms and people leaving right before we finish

[@acetheta6482]

Cameron Domes I got lucky and was able to finish them after switching from Xbox to PS. Haven’t been able to refinish the original heists though. It’s just no reward to it anymore imo

[@Cobra3111]

It sucks dude and as someone who does the casino heist a lot doomsday is worse and I barely ever play it. Just if you are doing it with randoms do it with a mic for any heist really for randoms. I did the Big Con last week with a friend since they wanted my help since it was their first time as he asked if we should get some other people and I said do what you want I have done this heist before and know how to get it done with easy after failing many times with mines. It was hell doing it with randoms who couldn't just wait for me just for 5 seconds so I can take out the guards without using guns rather than shoot them like some ass. After so many fails and failed party invites and chats we just did it with the two of use and only failed like 3 times and got it done in 20 mins than a hour of trying and failing with randoms.

[@milkworms7839]

Nick Name yeah I’ve been looking at the old ones and the payout is just not worth it. I could slog through all of them and get like 1.5 million, or I could do the casino twice. The game has changed so much since they came out, the rewards aren’t worth, and it’s more fun watching these guys play them than struggling with randoms who don’t understand that cover good, bullets bad.

[@milkworms7839]

Cobra3111 doomsday kinda crosses the line between “fun challenge” and “unfair and annoying”. The enemies have to be at least 40% lead before they finally die and sometimes you get shot then before you have time to blink you’re dead. The casino is so much better because it rewards patience and strategy, something the player base lacks. I did the aggro approach a couple days ago with randoms, everything went reasonably well, then we had to escape. Went for the classic hide in the sewers strat, all we had to do was sit still for 90 seconds. Apparently that was impossible for one guy because he couldn’t help but fire his gun or throw a grenade or otherwise get seen. It took 5 times before he could finally sit still long enough to stop fucking us. Then he had the gall to send me a message saying “hurry up, just go”. I’m still a little bitter

[@mk0664]

I love how they confirmed that you could help speed up a hack and then 5 minutes later no one is helping Jeremy to speed up the hack.

[@andyc7660]

I have anxiety before even watching this. I feel it resonating off of them. Bum Cheese.

[@Ibrfatboi]

Dont say it

[@andyc7660]

@@Ibrfatboi sorry. I felt like i was going to die. safe word false alarm. lol

[@trixiebewitched]

It's either sphincter dairy or anal fromage.

[@andyc7660]

@@trixiebewitched pompis queso

[@_Purp_]

gluteus parmesan

[@ZayecValentine]

Michael: there goes our car Jeremy: we don’t need a car Michael: good because we don’t have one Me: idk why that line was so funny to me 😂

[@DiggerDeeper01]

5:13 Ryan: "I can't tell if I'm hacked or not." Game: *Literally says "Destroy the Target" with RED LETTERING down at the bottom of his screen.*

[@micheljavert5923]

When the helicopter lands you can hear the sound of glass breaking, which is presumably one of the helipad lights. That's what tipped off the guard.

[@Jounzey]

Gavin's always so careless. Seeing him this focused is a pretty impressive change of personality. Keep it going, you guys can do this!

[@Benisnaisu]

3:52 Jeremy's misuse of "X and I" will never fail to amaze me, he was so confused he couldn't even finish his sentence.

[@nickgilmore3447]

54:16 The look of annoyance on Michael's face for getting run over by Gavin got me.

[@OnEwHoRiDesLinEs]

Ryan: *determined to close the phone for no reason* Ryan: "How am I supposed to know if I hacked or not??"

[@meperson429]

Ryan: It’s on hard Gavin: I can see it ryan I verify it hard

[@UBONME]

That's not what Gavin said.

[@naomidierckx5467]

Gavin: "I verify you're hard" Tumblr: [fan-art intensifies]

[@paulypoobrain2929]

To be fair to the game, Gavin did biff the landing causing Ryan to hop the helo which got him spotted so the game blaming Gavin is not wrong. When looking in the minivan, Michael is the only one that looks mostly normal. Also the Minivan after missions.... 51:11 Bogg Dann?

[@barrettgreaves5702]

@43:30 incredibly fluid transition

[@katiewilliams2080]

The fact that they really joined a lobby with AH killer... and Gavin was right the luck of that guy to be in the same lobby as them is amazing😂

[@richyhansen201]

"I'm hung" "Congrats"

[@morsabaethere2592]

Are they ever gonna learn you can take out most helicopters in the game with a couple well aimed shots to the tail rotor? Takes two seconds to drop a chopper (if even that)! Fun video by the way!

[@Sesquedoodle]

Mors ab aethere I think "well aimed" might be the problem there.

[@richardavelino7383]

Been playing this game since 2016 and I never knew that.

[@justinkenney3732]

At 39:40 I kept thinking, but Ryan learn by doing.

[@Dwyer-nl9fz]

justin kenney he just wanted to make a good video

[@RevaliQuartz]

Thank you for making this! The virus is keeping me home and I needed something interesting to watch! Love you guy!

[@windex_lookin_ass7762]

I know they’re not gonna see this till way later but still. If you want a solo public server, go into network settings in the settings menu then test your NAT type it will kick everyone’s it of the server and you will be left alone in the public server

[@blueblood2486]

I love that Ryan, Michael, Gavin , and Jeremy are always the sweaty bois that play the hardcore co-op shit.

[@julian_frazer]

Lads, lots of us are quarantining or self-isolating for a couple of weeks at least... please, please, we beg you, FEED US THIS SWEET SWEET CONTENT. Or stream from home if you're staying put too :)

[@Beastwithin1]

Ryan and Jeremy already do stream from home on twitch

[@MrKamayato]

dragonshadow217 Ryan streams?! What’s his twitch handle?

[@Sesquedoodle]

MrKamayato SortaMaliciousGaming

[@sireggmond7101]

@@MrKamayato I love his streams too, especially hitman heheh

[@skyfull5285]

All of the first content is free right now on their website and you can watch and comment on the livestreams

[@nodus1735]

I absolutely loved this. The Achievement Hunter gang getting serious and getting those achievements. No obnoxious laughter, no shitty jokes or off topic commentary. I would give my left testicle for more videos like this

[@-bdiddi-]

The beige minivan is a nice touch

[@M3WT-va]

Drunk Criminal Masterminds would be golden

[@aether1356]

Watching this despite my migraine cos watching them fail outweighs the pain

[@AntiSora2]

At 40:00, when Ryan says we are taking a pause, I got an ad break .-. Well played

[@zachletendre8618]

Another bonus of being in a CEO is that the associates will get a health regen if they stick near the CEO

[@CombatFan134]

It's weird that Michael is the responsible one while Ryan is losing it...

[@amoil6537]

I think different stages of fatherhood may be affecting them 🙏

[@joemcgee6862]

I like the idea of the crimmies alarm being just them being sad for doing crimmies

[@hungryclone]

“Tungsten don’t piss about.” - Gavin Free 2020.

[@Octobers1086Own]

23:00 looked like because the guy was sniped first that the camera alerted the other guards. But, I could be wrong.

[@leastlikelysuspect5122]

28:05 Micheal with the priorities, need that extra 32 dollars

[@night1hal1]

Just want to say the editing is ON POINT this video. Props to whoever the editor was.

[@fen_hen]

Gav almost quoting Monty Python was my everything! "Tungsten Carbide Drills?"

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Ah what a lovely day for AH, GTA, and Linkin Park. Yes, today is a glorious day indeed. *Sips coffee * Hope you all are keeping safe and having a bright, beautiful, and amazing GTA Monday. Cheers! 💖

[@rock4evr24]

Coffee. ✔ Chocolate muffin. ✔ GTA V Let's Play ✔ Painting my nails after I finish my muffin. ✔ It's a good mornin'.

[@Cosmic617]

What's happening with Linkin Park?

[@tsukikumoon2890]

@c0smic Fool they start singing "One Step Closer" at 0:14. Nice way to kick off a video. :)

[@livvyflynn9364]

Yes! Every time they sing Linkin Park I smile because Jeremy is the reason I listen to the band that saves me daily. April 1st will be my one year anniversary of being a Linkin Park fan thanks to Lil' J! :D

[@terrathelunatic]

had some hash browns, a sausage egg and cheese, and just layin in bed!

[@SentinalSlice]

“I can see if Ryan, I can verify you’re hard.” -Gavin Free 2020 That cracked me up!

[@Dark_Daedalus]

You can shoot the boat Enemies, but it’s risky, as you can damage the boat. It’s a risky tactic as well, but you can full send ram the boats and force them to shoot the underside of the car. Another way I’ve learned, is you can team up for the boats, passengers shooting side arms to kill the gunners.

[@masterroy1324]

Ryan iq actually dropped 50 points for this episode

[@Dwyer-nl9fz]

masterroy1324 and yet he’s probably still smarter than you

[@willp2906]

I do love the evolution from "Learn by Doing" Ryan to "Wait for Jeremy to tell us what to do" Ryan

[@oinkleberry]

Jeremy: "Someone's really reving their engine." Me, with a person loudly using a blender behind me: ". . . . . . ⚆ _ ⚆"

[@austintaylor6654]

I didn't know there were more criminal mastermind challenges after the 1st one. But I am still happy that it is back.

[@grizpsycho]

When in a public server test your NAT type in the network settings on Xbox to clear out the lobby. It's still public just empty.

[@self1sch]

I love that Ryan is the PC masterrace guy but couldn't solve the easy hacking puzzle haha

[@slothfulcobra]

It feels weird to consider these heists, since they're not so much stealing as they are just busting in and shooting a boatload of people until dead

[@alecLogan]

slothfulcobra Lock Stock + 2 🔥🛢

[@gsampson97]

Please let this be every week, this is the content I need

[@5t3v3n12343211]

I don’t think they understand that we want to see their failure too, not just when they successfully complete the mission

[@yaboi3441]

Whoever is editing these videos is doing a great job

[@breadte]

Love how Ryan said “Don’t shoot the car that’s our car” after he shot it and blew it up, said “Oops” then tried blaming it on someone else 😂

[@rjspires]

We all know that Gavin is a great gamer, it good when he shows it.

[@littleg5664]

The beige minivan ride after each setup/heist needs to be a tradition.

[@CasualTeaPWNT]

Team Nice Dynamite and Battle Buddy Crossover.

[@monkeykombat4029]

Bumcheese is definitely coming back

[@AeternaNox01]

Somehow the fact that they count basic AK that was in the game since the release a "better" weapon makes me sad. They are commited to the "crimmies" enough, I think, to actually use heist armor and Mark 2 weapons (LMG/AK). I mean, sure, there is a content part but killing with better weapons and being more protected is simply easier.

[@phillipbassuk3869]

The armor does nothing in doomsday

[@CaroFDoom]

@@phillipbassuk3869 I know the heist armor doesn't do anything because it doesn't slow you down but surely the bulletproof helmets would work since they also work in freemode?

[@richardavelino7383]

Need some tissues for your tears

[@jasonfrederick5210]

I never see you guys more polite than in the heist videos

[@paged5927]

Also one bad thing about this is. Completing criminal masterminds for the doomsday heist, you don’t early a lot money, compared to the original gta online criminal masterminds heist, after completing all the heists, you get ten million. Which the doomsday heist only has two million I think for completing masterminds

[@docblanky2774]

*Sits down to eat lunch and watch a GTA lets play 2:20 *No longer wants to eat lunch

[@Brajuh]

you can infact use your outfits that provide extra armour. just when starting mission where you set it to hard, change it to player owned clothes and actually wear it...

[@deepseaape]

Some tips: - ALWAYS be in cover unless moving up. Enemy AI shreds armour off so quickly if you're not - there's no friendly fire so stick together - don't use silenced weapons. You're sacrificing damage and range for no reason - don't bother aiming in with the left trigger at close range- its super clunky. Just hold right and you can free aim a lot easier. Auto shotguns are awesome with this technique Good luck!

[@ybianca]

I've never felt more anxiety watching something until this

[@defianthound407]

42:29 when you let your friend drive your car

[@DragonUltraMaster]

This is amazing to watch! You can do it, you'll win, you'll succeed! Part 0 was more fun becuase of the bloopers though XD

[@livvyflynn9364]

Less than 20 seconds in and we're already singing Linkin Park? HELL YEAH!!

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

The Hidden Man took a little peek just at the end there; at 49:40, before Mission Completed.

[@brianguzman7923]

I hope they figure out that on the ACT 2 they are able to not use the avenger and the helicopters wont follow them so they can wait on seadoos to pick up the submarine team

[@Dan-Simms]

Ryan, you are the reader in the group, so why is it that you are blind to reading text on your screen? There is so much video of you asking what to do, when it says it in the center of your screen!

[@daisydaswani689]

Its really annoying sometimes

[@Half-CockedG]

My friend is like that... soometimes i just can't play a certain game with him because I'm not explaining every word coming across the screen.

[@jonathanhinkins6967]

He is a reader, a reader of audio books

[@Dan-Simms]

@@jonathanhinkins6967 na that's Michael, Ryan actually reads a lot.

[@Dwyer-nl9fz]

Dan Simms exactly

[@hugeneutron7440]

42:40 Suddenly realised how close they all were when a person passes by gav's, michael's, and Jeremy's cameras in like two seconds lmao

[@terraglade]

Loving this series so far, CrimmieHype!!!

[@ultrafex1]

These videos are awesome! Can’t wait to see the next one! Good luck! 😊

[@tayakamcaf6583]

This run really puts James Buckley's own runs of this mission into perspective.

[@trixiebewitched]

Battle buddies and team nice dynamite doing CRIMMIES

[@sublimitext]

I was so damn stressed this entire episode. Welcome back, Criminal Masterminds!

[@BumBumTheBarbarian]

AH checks everything before a heist the same way you'd check systems before launching a rocket

[@orakuotaku]

Can't wait for diamond casino crimmy

[@AJvsEverything]

Watching the last heist section of this video it's clear just how vicious and efficient Jeremy is with headshots...everyone else is spraying bullets into bodies and Jeremy is just dropping motherfuckers with their skulls split open...so brutal...

[@Thoran666]

Mastermind chaos continues. I love it!

[@rayden120]

Your beige minivan vs my green station wagon lol

[@devistater28]

The final heist during last bit there is a room full of never ending, super resistant enemies and 4 terminals to hack. They will not beat it

[@gaigetucker6242]

You assume they get there

[@primethief147]

@@gaigetucker6242 seriously the hanger mission on the second heist alone makes this challenge damn near impossible.

[@lowlowcheeses]

Before Michael spoke I was worried he wasn't there. Feeling the secondhand stress of this already

[@mryancharcoal]

These are my four most favourite RT employees