Guess the Song from the Genius Annotation (Episode 3)

[@brekky6204]

"A stack of 4 books is 6 inches taller than bruno mars" is one of the best hivemind lines of all time

[@bradleyjordan2845]

I was crying when he said this 😭😭😭

[@isaiahromero9861]

Idk I'm kinda over body shaming being so normalized tbh, I love these guys and watch almost all their content but I'm starting to think they genuinely don't like short men lol, it comes up A LOT. I guess it's no different from most of societys opinions on short men but still. Punching down isn't cool (pun half-intended)

[@casadastraphobia]

​@@isaiahromero9861body shaming is cringe tbh short kings r valid

[@isaiahromero9861]

@@casadastraphobia 100%. It's totally normalized on this channel, despite them being otherwise progressive, which annoys me. There's a lot of left leaning people like that lol, can't blame them too much though since it's so normalized in society but I had to point it out

[@BT405]

@@isaiahromero9861 found the guy who's the same height as Bruno Mars

[@MDCS21]

In my opinion, the guy who invented the burrito was the real wrap genius 💯

[@finlaylonghurst]

COYG

[@base4yrface]

Comment of the decade riley is seething that he didn't say this

[@natebrown2805]

@@base4yrface i think he just didn’t want us to think he was arrogant, seeing as how the (much contested) invention of the burrito is occasionally attributed to him

[@base4yrface]

@@natebrown2805 Oh true i forget about his mexican heritage and trap lord origins

[@EastCoastReese]

riley's gonna steal this

[@testmeat]

Hivemind having a country music sponsorship is actually hilarious

[@taner873]

this isn’t the first time

[@oliverdessewffy]

Nor will it be the last

[@hugoboy4080]

N 😅 3:36 m

[@testmeat]

@@taner873 Yeah I remember another video where they had one, but I can’t remember exactly what video it was

[@caidenf.3229]

I’m just happy the boys getting the bag cuz we know damn well hivemind fans aren’t subbing to CMA 😂

[@raincloud_1740]

graydon literally describing flowers by miley cyrus and proceeding to answer sunflower is the funniest possible outcome of that question

[@julianmachuca4228]

Holy shit seeing graydon break down Flowers by Miley Cyrus pretty perfectly without knowing it is so funny

[@grizzberr]

fr i thought he was doing a bit and then he guessed wrong 😭

[@dec0dethefuture]

sometimes they guess wrong on purpose so that it’s funny lol either way it was a good bit

[@AlineInGreen]

Yeah, he clearly threw that answer after spelling it out for Riley. Which is why he picked Sunflower because it's close

[@nomthandazo4111]

finally a relatable youtuber. my family never could afford a hill neither

[@necr0mancrr]

I was gonna comment this but I gotta respect being there first

[@Doubler_Z]

"When did zesty become the new sus" is an incredible boomer moment from Riley

[@cdw2468]

is he zesty with the sus?

[@henlo1910]

goated with the zesty sauce, lowkey

[@base4yrface]

Graydon calling everything "that new Drake" is bit bracket 3 worthy

[@HotStrange]

Slam poetry with Grant awkwardly snapping too

[@butterytomatoes747]

you know howthatstuffgoes

[@brandonloweenjoyer]

you're telling me a sus teen built this chapel?

[@griffinguarneri2088]

fresh take on a classic, great work

[@moocowthepersom]

this should be in the inevitable greatest hivemind comments of all time tier list

[@Iamaguyandthat11]

Who are you talking to right now?

[@Bluejayboy94]

You’re a national treasure, matthewfletcher8514

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

😳

[@pixeltitan6054]

Feeling like Dignan and Graydon did some kind of fusion dance for this one

[@hvyhttrs]

Dignan's impersonation of Graydon for this whole episode was one of the greatest pranks of all times. He couldn't fool me for a minute, can't believe Riley never noticed. smh

[@definetlyacommunist5685]

this is the closest Dignan has ever been to Graydon. Im still not convinced riley and Graydon were on the same page about who he was this ep.

[@DrowningUpsideDown]

“a stack of four books is six inches taller than bruno mars” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

[@ndr8128]

“A stack of four books is six inches taller than Bruno Mars” is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long fucking time. Had me laughing for several minutes

[@darthraiden8740]

I love how Graydon pronounces Dostoevsky, and I had no idea he knew such philosophical literature.

[@Nikjay916]

Cma sponsorships are actually insane like it doesn’t even make sense why would they want to sponsor a Hivemind video what is their end goal

[@bertschwood]

I'm so here for it though! It's adorable. And not a sketchy subscription service lmao

[@Blonded_Eclipse]

Its so funny cause Carrie Underwood hit me like a train i was NOT ready for that 😭😭

[@Nikjay916]

@@bertschwood yea I’m not hatin I just think it’s funny from the sponsor’s perspective 😭

[@blueso5351]

they saw riley's cabellas hat

[@iIIiteratex]

Its beautfutl how after only 1 hour of this video being out, DJ Grant's annotation now has -160 likes. I'm so proud of this community

[@pizzzaeater1425]

now it's at -379 lmao

[@BuddyIsGarbage]

-420 now

[@sklemzforever]

-500 now

[@peeeva]

-584 now

[@Carolina-761h]

-603 lol

[@ARSXNIKK888]

The DJ Grant laughter per minute in this episode was off the charts, all timer

[@shinesnakee]

I cant belive Graydon is officially quitting Hivemind this is so sad 😔😔

[@ivanadame7869]

Hopefully Dignan is able to hop on full time.

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

At least diggy will still be here

[@wardednickel2552]

@@pessimisticdiabetic717bro diggy died

[@samheard515]

⁠bro don’t spoil it I’m only on season two

[@shinesnakee]

@@samheard515 I apologize

[@cailyromo2996]

"hes a silk covered filipino peanut" is the funniest thing ive ever heard im dying 😭😭😭

[@sorry4flying]

Never expected that bar out of Bankroll. Eating cement is also something I struggled with as a child. Way to be a positive role model in this day and age! ❤️

[@colourfulsouls]

You had me snort laughing from the Miley Cyrus thinking “I’m singing” 😂

[@Aidan_ODonnell]

Riley mentioned them so I’m now officially petitioning Hivemind to bring Ro Ramdin on the show

[@tallish4727]

Riley’s said that episode is for sure coming some point down the line

[@deliriouspenis]

also a petition to bring sexxy red and ro ramdin on the show for one episode. i don’t care about the pay rate per minute, make it work or else

[@Aidan_ODonnell]

@@tallish4727 thanks to my petition 😎

[@maack633]

she's contributed stuff to the show before (i think for the genre fusion video)

[@davidengstrom1458]

thank you for bringing upon us the greatest hivemind video of all time🙏

[@brandyncronin4084]

If they go thru with the bit at 11:06 and put dignan in a video in 2 weeks they’d be genius

[@moocowthepersom]

absolutely cannot believe hivemind is now sponsored by Big Country. now i know why i saw dignan buying that suspiciously cheap used pickup truck off the side of the road yesterday

[@JK-gm6kk]

In a Big Country by Big Country is such a fuckin banger

[@dalebale47]

this video was real asf of you guys, making content for your fans like that 💯💯

[@God_Of_Iuck]

So ture can't believe they would be that vulnerable for their fans

[@Markokovco]

Graydon was really off the henny for this one

[@fun13ucket]

The Covid slam poetry gotta be in the next bit bracket, so fire

[@HotStrange]

🧑‍🦼🧑‍🦼🧑‍🦼

[@capitalwenisberry2052]

DJ Grant's annotation has a score of -428 at the time of writing this

[@benwayman2478]

nice matching white crewnecks guys!!! have you both ever considered how sexually compatible you probably are?

[@mob5846]

i think it’s a beautiful thing when you can immediately tell that someone online is either 13 years old and/or has been ostracized from every friend group they’ve ever tried to worm their way into just from one weird comment they make online

[@mrbluebug6948]

They are grey❤😢😮😊😅

[@user-yj7cu5sk2w]

@@mob5846this is the sort of comment that shows up on hive mind videos all the time lol.

[@wrightcember]

@@mob5846me when ive never looked in hiveminds comments before

[@micahwingell]

The whole time I was watching the balenciaga cat story I thought there was a punchline coming but I was just being edged with the possibility of a oneliner

[@mangoefromyoutubedotcom]

i edge to dignan

[@WhatsTheBuzz_]

just wanna say how I really appreciate how you guys frame your videos and your branding, super pleasant and recognizable. but you knew that already lol

[@Grumbler9000]

yooooooo i didn’t expect you to be hivemind fan

[@e11a222]

graphic design is definitely riley’s passion

[@peterbentin1395]

I recently went to the grocery store to pick up some eggs, but they were all sold out. The cashier told me that some “Drake” guy apparently bought them all. I asked why, and the cashier said, he didn’t know, other than the fact that he heard him mumble something like “this is for all the dogs at the dog park” on his way out, whatever that means.

[@ericg4626]

Sometimes it is truly hard for me to believe that Graydon is actually 476 years old. I mean he looks great. I mean look at that guy. I mean he definitely had a part in the beginning of the American Revolution. We all know how important Detroit was in taking down the British.

[@totallyupdoggin]

The DJ Grant annotation got to roughly -850 dislikes on Genius before being deleted. rest in peace

[@no1694]

Wow guys, I loved this video! Graydon was acting extremely funny today! What a great video boys! Keep up the great work! I edged to the part where Graydon was singing old Drake songs and pretending they were newer!

[@madi_is_here_]

you did WHAT

[@no1694]

@@madi_is_here_ I edged to the part where Graydon was singing old Drake songs and pretending they were newer!

[@madi_is_here_]

@@no1694 okay! just making sure i heard you right

[@no1694]

@@madi_is_here_ I love to edge to the Hivemind boys!

[@vlovesyapping]

@@no1694 oh!

[@adamstrakna6270]

Graydon was manic, yet subdued this episode

[@meggy3635]

i seriously love the hivemind guys sm, their content is so funny and brightens up my day every time they upload. it’s really been a massive comfort inside of my padded cell.

[@snottymane7042]

the four books stacked thing had me crying at work dude

[@ownrc]

never realized how good dignan was at the griddy! big ups diggy!

[@Bonesbonesbones562]

I love when the hivemind asks the thing when the question and the ridon and greyley say the thoughts and then the hahAHAHAHAH so fun and funny :)

[@Balls4778]

Real af

[@trislifting47]

Y'all thought you were slick for having Diggy cosplay Graydon this episode and pretending to have Graydon quit hivemind. Really funny guys.

[@TheJpiscool]

I can't believe Grant's annotation actually got removed. This is outrageous, and we should contact our lawyers 😠

[@colelandis8925]

After the slam poetry bit I am convinced we need a worst bits bracket

[@onlygonstreet]

so glad to see the entire genre of country music sponsor hivemind once again

[@shyrain67]

its hilarious that cma keeps sponsoring you guys, in feud once you literally had a worse genre question and country was 1 by far. theres no way any hivemind fans are clicking on the country music association link lmfao

[@jaymakesbadchoices]

supporting as always, loved the video 💛

[@Lucasts82]

Grants laughing was on a different level this episode, great video.

[@cioccolato2124]

Graydon actually saying the Flowers answer out loud and it being let it the vid, is the hardest I've ever laughed in a Hivemind video, I wasn't expecting it at all

[@EmilFromFilm]

Graydon was on some good shit for this one. Absolutely loved it!

[@QUINN_JPEG]

The only genius I need has a name that starts with d and an extensive criminal record 😂😂

[@mangoefromyoutubedotcom]

donald trump

[@QUINN_JPEG]

@@mangoefromyoutubedotcom You're so close!

[@zacharyhereford1042]

Finally a relatable KZbinr. My family never could afford a hill neither.

[@sockmach2418]

Thought they were going to miss the obligatory “Sports broadcasters commentating a game where a celebrity you wouldn’t expect is playing” bit. Thank god they remembered at the end!

[@heflmyer]

I wondered when the day would come that I would see a baked in ad read for another KZbin channel, and it finally happened. Big day for HIVEMIND

[@nks1384]

we all know that verse from the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, "The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound and a wave broke over the railing I whipped my nun-chucks and my shuriken stars as the witch of November come stealin'!"

[@PJ-se6ue]

This one was real as fuck I can’t believe they were so real

[@bentoy5407]

I remember the time I made an annotation on Dignan’s song that sounded exactly like Good Kid by Kendrick Lamar saying: HELP! THIS MAN HAS BOW AND ARROW WITH A GNOME AS THE TIP POINTED AT MY PET LIZARD

[@kaleehall6271]

i’m 6 min in and the vibes are absolutely unhinged. love it boys keep up the good work

[@pattykcake]

I had a dream last night where Riley and Drake (yes Drizzy Drake himself) broke into my house and stole my cat. I will never forgive them for that.

[@user-pv7vc9kp9k]

As someone who has lived through this in real life, i know how you feel 😢❤

[@hthumbs4072]

​@@user-pv7vc9kp9kDrake CANNOT keep getting away with this!

[@gabriel-jh9qj]

does graydon quitting mean we’ll finally get more dignan i always felt he was funnier anyways

[@number1garfieldfan-k5c]

11:23 simple mistake honestly, the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald has the ninja stars BEFORE the supreme nunchucks

[@ademarogiesbrecht3299]

finally a relatable youtuber, my family could never afford a hill neither

[@jackiegomez9089]

They need to have a Welcome to Night Vale type weather section

[@sebdrost3400]

You guys spilled the beans on a random song bracket weeks ago. So let’s be big dogs and make the playlist public

[@myers324]

what a fun sponsor! it makes sense but i wasn't expecting it.. we stan cma

[@notpsychmilli]

that ree reee noise hit different

[@pawedycha2992]

Wait, is there any recording of Dev Lemons doing standup over "Wrecking Ball" at karaoke? God I hope there is.

[@flurrries]

I didn’t know women could grow mustaches but dev lemons looks good with one. i’m glad they got rid of that rye bread guy, he never really did it for me

[@camiryn7558]

graydon looked so scrumptious this episode

[@sewerentropy5217]

fr fr on god

[@camiryn7558]

@@sewerentropy5217yes now we makeout

[@sbaentertainment8388]

Im waiting for “best & worst for all the dogs” video 👀

[@necr0mancrr]

dog tierlist when

[@Pootisbird01]

@@necr0mancrrHank S Tier

[@geckogeico2212]

In their livestream, Riley said they're too busy to do it

[@bigmanballsassnuts3337]

all of it is the worst

[@JK-gm6kk]

Last track on that album made me genuinely angry

[@steven_merriam]

Good to see graydon actually changed his outfit for the ad. At least one of them is trying to be more professional.

[@SallionMang]

Y'all ever notice how burn victims tend to stick together?

[@spicyboyzshow]

I remember being on that livestream when they submitted "The Nac 2." Legendary!!

[@yourenotperfect4339]

31:08 calling for bit bracket. What a Kanye moment Riley had there *cough cough* I'm sick... followed by very stare Kanye pulled at that one Ellen interview.

[@Luv_sicc]

Greyson was on FIRE this episode!

[@evaa7704]

graydons hair looked so good in the sponsorship 16:04

[@YOUNGKAKASHI]

Y’all’s videos are how I i wished the lunched menu was growing up thank u 🧎🏽‍♂️

[@kmruu]

louisville slugger is sematary, dont even diss my king...

[@georgeforeman7431]

I feel like Graydon is stupid high in this video

[@allamericanpsycho]

Graydon wearing a Browns sweater might just be the most in-character thing I've ever seen

[@kero6788]

graydon was off the henny in this one

[@theprettyoftheodd7997]

👉👉 The entire Flowers part killed me, especially the part about Bruno being a little guy. Miley Cyrus and him definitely never dated btw

[@SofusRaun]

finally a relatable youtuber. my family never could affird a hill neither

[@gxbrxxl9626]

I think the true zesty boys are the friends we make along the way

[@DolphinButterHDKappa123]

damn i was hoping the louisville slugger one was about the titular track off 100 acre wrist by sematary and ghost mountain

[@goodnightmeruem]

Bro I thought it was the exact same thing I felt so smart until they said it

[@GSTFCE]

the cma sponsorship is one of the best bits, belongs on the best bits bracket

[@minotaur470]

23:10 this is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks omg idk if I'm just watching this too late at night but I'm losing my shit

[@personaljit]

HIVEMIND UPLOAD ON MY BIRTHDAY LETS GOOO

[@spinoscythe]

happy bday

[@personaljit]

@@spinoscythe thank you 🙏

[@gwen6622]

the thing about how all that's going through miley's head is "iiii'm siingginnnngg" is so funny i literally almost committed a worse vehicular crime than dignan did, but luckily there was one fewer fatality in my case so it wasnt as bad. phew!

[@lucasarmstrong2764]

Y’all need to do a bracket of iconic freestyles such as Eminem’s Tim Westwood freestyle, that would be a dope episode

[@PlushSine7]

I can't believe I'm the second Hivemind fan from Melbourne FL

[@Happy_Potato]

Finally a relatable youtuber my family could never afford a hill neither!

[@Yungmintfresh]

On this episode of HIVEMIND TV: Graydon spawns from back in time and Riley gets attached to a selfdestructing Balenciaga cat.

[@benadrylcumberbun]

I'M 👏 UNHAPPY 👏 WITH 👏 MY 👏 LIFE 👏

[@prodbydragon4648]

Riley you look way better then your Ray Velcoro days, glad to see things have worked out

[@junoweatherman2932]

Riley is like your cool aunt that smokes weed

[@taigus-sv4vq]

Game idea: "Guess which song lyrics have more views on Genius"

[@erinrose1037]

i’m training myself to see the wall as green

[@ThomasCapozzi666]

r.i.p. Graydon’s satanic whiteboard

[@NeebNeeb69]

my professor told me to write a genius annotation on my essay, so i just said my buddy dignan will look over it