Guest Host Wanda Sykes on 4th of July, CDC Diarrhea Warning & Getting Rid of Annoying People

Wanda kicks off the first of three nights as guest host and talks about the Fourth of July weekend and Mark Zuckerberg’s dorky video, the CDC putting out a warning about diarrhea in pools, a Dallas woman trying to join a parade while on a tractor, “This Week in Florida,” Jeff Bezos stepping down as CEO of Amazon, and Wanda introduces a new business venture that she thinks could really make a difference in people’s lives.
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[@georgenichols7718]

I vote that Wanda gets her own late night show. That would be a fresh addition.

[@oceanside88]

Yes. X a trillion.

[@MothGirl007]

That would be awesome!

[@dukedex782]

She had her show years ago. Didn’t work

[@stevejohnson2321]

All day long!!

[@edweer670]

Ha. They tried that already. She sucks.

[@chrisnine11]

Wanda has always been one of the best comedians out there.

[@azaboy2]

Wrong

[@matmcgloh212]

Judge Horn doesn't agree

[@Jessicalovesmichael]

Yup.

[@kiyokowilkinson158]

Most definitely 🏆!!😁👊🏼👏👏👏👏

[@DennisTheInternationalMenace]

Seeing this 2 years later and is still funny. Only thing they got wrong was the firecracker dude, I remember that and he was screaming that days BEFORE the 4th.

[@mommasitayoung148]

Wanda showing Guillermo respect ! 🌹

[@AlexDogwalker1234]

I know, right? It was about damn time he was treated like a person and not a prop.

[@amber4027]

So happy she’s hosting, I’d watch her every day 👏👏🙌

[@angelathompson9337]

"Side Eye Cam" long overdue. Thank you Wanda

[@dwaynejohnson1329]

Angela, how are you?

[@ray24051]

@@dwaynejohnson1329 😂😂😂😂 SCAMMER!!!

[@peytonmarceaux8788]

@@dwaynejohnson1329 Nixon

[@deenormus1975]

Dude…I love Wanda.😃 She’s such a freaking trip.

[@carlospinheirotorres9499]

She makes everything better, lighter... brighter!... She's literally Wanda-woman!!

[@Hollins23]

Oh, don't tell her that she makes it "lighter!" Few people loathe Caucasians as much as Wanda does, irrespective of whom she is married to, and has children with. It's such a disappointment because there is so much of her that seems great, and full of potential, but her blatant racism, and commitment to segregation between the races is so oppressive. It's not funny. It's not entertaining. It's irresponsible. Each time she utters those words of division, it further impresses it in people's minds. She could use her comedic talents, and her celebrity status, as a platform to heal; not hinder. She hurts, she doesn't help!

[@GoodJuju.8D]

Wanda-Woman! Love it! Side note: Wanda doesn't hate white people. She is making a point to white people on how some white people behave. She has dealt with, and continues to deal with, racism and just plain ignorance from white people. I do the same, but my issue is with a lot of men. I point out issues I have had throughout my life, and continue to have, with misogynistic males by using humour. If you can tease or joke about things like racism and misogyny you get your point across without defense's coming up or getting the crap beat out of you.

[@hrae91]

Wanda never fails to make me laugh. love her.

[@humanonearth1]

Always liked her in everything I've seen.

[@jrthejr]

Okay now I really need a nightly Wanda Sykes variety show. This was great!

[@lareneandpipsqueeksully]

OH YAY FOR WANDA SYKES! WE LOVE YOU!

[@Leonaza7]

OMG! What an amazing surprise! I love this woman. She is one of my favorite comedians. 😂😂🙌🏽

[@MontgomeryWenis]

She's amazing! Pleasure seeing you here after noticing all your comments on BTC's channel. 😂

[@cindycarroll4866]

Wanda is the BEST !

[@markusbrauns4274]

She was great on Curb your Enthusiasm.

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@MontgomeryWenis Agreed!

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@markusbrauns4274 Definitely!

[@ada1392]

Auhhhh this woman is a legend 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟I love you Wandaaaaaa 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@GratefulZen]

Wanda is kind of an under-appreciated comic genius.She’s hilarious just conversing even!

[@marymiller8370]

I love ❤️ Wanda Sykes. So talented and funny!!!

[@cheryal6661]

🤣 Wanda "You may be chicken 💩 but I'm not!" Sykes. You're killing it❣😆😂🤗

[@neonlitez11]

I'm gonna enjoy this guest host week lol I already love the side eye cam

[@jc.1191]

I think only Wanda could do that and pull of the right level of shade 🤣

[@tonyapedraza180]

Right?? She's hilarious!!!😜😂😂😂💕

[@kevinbarr9003]

I want to do the 3 am "Firecracker!!" thing now. Payback for my neighbors... lighting fireworks....in the dry forest.

[@carolynworthington8996]

Do it!

[@carolr7333]

I wanted to do that, but bring the Pit Bull and Boxer they awoke, so the NEIGHBORS could listen at 3 a.m. to all three of us yelling and barking "lol"

[@kevinbarr9003]

@@carolr7333 I need to go on my neighbors yard and yell "Bark!" all night and crap on his lawn.

[@damienalvarez2957]

Don’t forget to yell, “AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!” to assert your dominance.

[@tammystockley-loughlin7680]

Fireworks in drought is bad,scary bad. Stay safe. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself

[@angiecolwell9596]

♥️♥️♥️. If I could be three margaritas deep with Wanda, my life would be complete.

[@dwaynejohnson1329]

Hi Angie how are you?

[@leceillebeckmeyer3195]

Love love love me some Wanda Can’t go wrong. She is so stop on.

[@_fukunicorn_164]

Stop? Or spot…?

[@nobodybusiness5409]

Lol.. i was like what stop on?

[@DianeKovacs]

I came here just to say that. I think you mean 'spot' on though. :). It's all good.

[@TrishTruitt]

I'll second that emotion!

[@saint1on1]

Gosh I love this woman so much. She's a breath of fresh air.

[@glennkennedy441]

I haven't laughed this much in a while.....Jimmy better not take any more time off ! LOL !

[@amir4r803]

She killed it; she needs her own show

[@yorkbizz]

Maybe that's why she is doing vacation host, to see how big her audience will be. Sassy, funny, delightful.

[@KimagamiMori]

Shes had a few lol. womans been around a few minutes

[@vancouverviking4652]

On BET?

[@KimagamiMori]

From sitcoms to her own actual show i think, for a season. Wouldnt know the networks. Just google her lol. Shes been everywhere for decades

[@janicechildress2952]

Upshaws is on Netflix now.

[@ralphcolerick4939]

this woman has such good timing with her humor. WELL DONE

[@edweer670]

Everyone sounds bored, isn't laughing and is just clapping.

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@edweer670 Stop trolling. You're not forced to watch.

[@hazelanderson1479]

@@edweer670 Well said. She didn’t make me smile once, never mind laugh.

[@daftoptmst]

@@edweer670 Wanda is a legend comedian, and funny as hell. Check out her other work

[@edweer670]

@@daftoptmst Hardly a legend. One of the most forced celeberities ever. Maybe second to Chrissy Teigen. No one asks for her or talks about her, yet she was on everything in the 2000s. I've been around people who like Comedians and nobody ever quotes her or puts her on any greatest lists.

[@ProjectsinParadise808]

She cracks me up!

[@annnt3035]

Wanda's reaction for zukbug: "For some reason, that offends me even more than 6th Jan. "😂😂 Same here.. & I'm not even American! 😜😆

[@2ndmoon]

I love Guillermo's laugh! it always makes me chuckle lol also Wanda needs her own show obviously

[@isaacsmom9772]

I LOVE that guy yelling about firecrackers!! He can come to my neighborhood anytime!!! People are SO stupid. My poor kid with seizures would be woken up constantly with these idiots :(

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

My friend's son is autistic and did not have a great holiday weekend with the noise

[@katpenner9937]

We LOVE you Wanda ❤

[@rodom7171]

Wanda has been spot on for years! Her timing is impeccable!

[@mohanvvip]

Wanda needs her own nightly talk show.

[@edweer670]

Tried it. No one cared.

[@daftoptmst]

@@edweer670 Why are you coming down so hard on Wanda? Why do you care so much?

[@ssingh12us]

She isn’t funny.

[@edweer670]

@@daftoptmst I like sharing my opinion to sensitive people lol ... Such as yourself

[@edweer670]

@@ssingh12us Don't tell them that. Feelings get hurt.

[@trevorz459]

I love Wanda!!! Happy belated Pride Month!🏳️‍🌈

[@michaeldennistooley4271]

Right back at you beautiful friend 🌹

[@TheAbuSufyaan]

Yeah, I'd hire Wanda to come swear at me. She's a riot

[@speedmachine69]

Why this treasure doesn't have her own late night show is beyond me.......

[@jakestroll6518]

She had one but it was very badly promoted and got cancelled. Also she's targeted with racism, sexism and homophobia and some syndication markets especially hate her. They should try her again, it's been 20 years the world has changed

[@TheNefastor]

@@jakestroll6518 indeed, look at all the positive comments on this video. We all want us some Wanda !

[@alansilverman8500]

She could replace Conan!

[@carolr7333]

@@alansilverman8500 Perfect...her voice alone makes me "LOL". She is an amazing talent, in so many venues, and one of my favorites on Curb Your Enthusiasm

[@Silvana716]

I’ve loved her since Pooty Tang. Best part of it.

[@ianmason4907]

She needs her own show. Let’s make it happen.

[@joanpaterson7605]

Just love this women! Can't stop laughing 🤣

[@dwaynejohnson1329]

Me too, this a nice piece of art.

[@dwaynejohnson1329]

I I'll like to know more about you

[@ronyoung4093]

Wanda kills me, "are you Ramboing it"she asked Guillermo. It's "CAMMANDO"" when you are underwearless.

[@markusbrauns4274]

Ramboing it, is pretty funny too.

[@RIXRADvidz]

Rambo is a commando are you being a Tucker C about it?

[@sergiovalenti7255]

I love Wanda’s comedy.

[@AA-qt1hi]

I killed over laughing when she started chasing that woman with a bat. I feel the same way when people say those outloud.

[@JaceD4V1S88]

Wanda Sykes and Lewis Black are hands down my two favorite comedians!!

[@dollinekaari8333]

Wanda's voice is so relaxin..She shd have her own show

[@pauline_2373]

You can hear Guillermo's tequila in his laughter with Wanda 🤣🤣🤣

[@Leonaza7]

Her comic words flow naturally, no struggling, I like when she talks about her French wife...🤣😂

[@dg.262]

Wanda has always been great company. She is a graceful woman and hostess. I love her. 💕

[@vanillajack5925]

She was one of the best parts of Curb Your Enthusiasm 😅

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Popular Opinion: Every single one of ya'll agrees that Wanda Skyes made our day better:

[@MontgomeryWenis]

I was overjoyed to see her in the thumbnail!

[@DeepThought420]

100%

[@ahnanda68]

You don't want to be the first Olympian diaper baby 😂 I am the best of blackberries yeah that's what my friend did she was like Kings Dominion I have four babies it's that guy....

[@UndomesticPrincess]

Yess!

[@eleni1968]

ABSOLUTELY Wanda made my day!!!

[@hectornegron9155]

Jimmy is such a great hardworking guy. How about extending his vacation time another week? I'm sure Wanda wouldn't mind.

[@oceanside88]

I'm psyched about Wanda's suit. Nice.

[@missmew5240]

I love how much Guillermo cracks up at her jokes! 😂

[@Artressa]

Jimmy us definitely secure to have guest host during his hiatus. I love it!

[@soupsgord]

He might not have a choice though. He doesn’t own the show

[@Artressa]

@@soupsgord he doesn't own the network,but shows like Wendy Williams completely stop when she's away.

[@soupsgord]

@@Artressa I should have elaborated- I meant perhaps the powers that be insisted he have guest hosts to keep the show running while he is away. He might not have had a say in having to keep it going. I only say this because of the lack of autonomy that James Corden has in his show and I’m just assuming it’s a similar situation with all the late night hosts, the network bosses call the shots?

[@Artressa]

@@soupsgord That makes sense to me. The network could've broadcast more NBA finals or something too. Anyhow I love when replacements are so similar to the original.

[@soupsgord]

@@Artressa gosh yes! And Wanda Sykes is awesome!

[@brandonhalstead5240]

The guy yelling FIREWORKS!!! BOOM!!! Is a national treasure.

[@heatherkingston1445]

"LEAF BLOWER!!!!" Thanks Wanda. My husband is a disabled veteran with PTSD. Every Fourth, he has to wear headphones and play music extra loud while our rude neighbors pop off their fireworks, which is illegal per our city ordinance. I'm buying a leaf blower and next Fourth, I am deploying that thing at 2:30 in the morning up and down my street after all the rude people settle in for the night. Most cities have free fireworks shows you can attend on the Fourth. Do those people who have sacrificed themselves for your freedoms a favor and attend the fireworks show instead of popping off fireworks in your neighborhood!

[@alicesimon6876]

I love the side eye cam!!!

[@thisistheaccountname]

I love her. She feels welcoming.

[@edweer670]

That's good. When does she start being funny though?

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@edweer670 troll.

[@kristylove1374]

@@edweer670 Oh Ed, there is a toilet seat in hell with your name on it. Feel free to leave us anytime😜😂.

[@edweer670]

@@kristylove1374 better than being tricked into thinking Wanda Sykes is funny

[@shantanunish955]

@@edweer670 u must really hav a sad lonely life if all ur doing is going around nd leaving hate comments like u have nothing better to do in your life 😂

[@BlackSpidey420]

Man I missed Wanda Sykes

[@dixiedawnmillergoode6850]

Wanda, you and the side-eye cam had me laughing on a day I really wanted to scream most of the day. Thank you

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Other guest hosts have been awkward with no comic timing, but Wanda makes it look easy.

[@markusbrauns4274]

She is a great fillin host. Good choice, Jimmy. First couple of jokes, were fantastic.

[@8arrows]

Wanda....The best writer in comedy.

[@Rosarium2007]

I know a couple of people that could use a conversation with Ms Sykes.

[@carolr7333]

"OMG", how funny would THAT be! Not be mean, people make mistakes, but SOME need a JanGram, or a CarolGram (i'm talking, when we have exhausted any other remedies, like "hinting" repeatedly to stinky office microwave abuser "LOL")

[@Hollins23]

As soon as they mentioned this segment, I knew that all of her "annoying people" would be Caucasian - 100% of them! {"White" as she likes to call them. Referring to someone by the colour of their skin is the height of ignorance!}

[@hariseldon2450]

Guillermo's laughter sounds like a machine gun

[@createful_heart]

"Leaf blower!" "Leaf blower!!" "Wanda is not liable for property damage, extreme bodily harm, or explosive diarrhea." hahahahahaha

[@visariosorino8034]

Love Wanda Sykes, she is a funny lady. 🤗🙏😉😇❤️💜

[@carolr7333]

She is an amazing talent. Can't barely hear her voice without laughing "LOL"

[@tylerhackner9731]

I love Wanda Sykes

[@ariannanorris-landry4428]

2nd time through, and even 10 yrs later. Love 💘 Ms.Sykes and thanks for bringing Kim back to us.

[@TheLittletrees]

Love Wanda, my go to comedian. The best ❤️

[@HMischo]

Funnier than ever. Her skin looks fabulous. A sideways look gets me laughing 😅🤣

[@ladyjay1018]

SHE NEEDS HER OWN SHOW !!!! LOVED THIS❤

[@thedemencha147]

Tonight On Wanda!! She deserves a late night show of her own!!

[@JR-HeavenonEarth]

OMG Side Eye Cam, "Leaf Bloweeeerrr!" and Wanda Sykes Tell 'em Gram HILARIOUS, she's gonna make millions! LOVE Wanda

[@markharasymuk5496]

dang Jimmy this might become Wanda Skyes Live... what a great replacement.

[@rodom7171]

There's hugh audiences for both!

[@JonH232]

I'm with Wanda. Somebody give the Cape Coral firecracker guy a medal.

[@boduab4550]

Wanda is the BEST!!! She should have her own late night show. Periodt.

[@NewMessage]

I dunno what Guillermo's on tonight.. but I want some too.

[@Opus313]

Tequila!

[@RIXRADvidz]

Natural Happy. it does exist in the world, some people are just Naturally Happy. you don't see much of it anymore, that's why he's so special.

[@pretzeltime3900]

I love this woman!!!

[@love4denims]

Wanda, We all know that Jimmy is in the rehab. 😂😂😂

[@markusbrauns4274]

Wanda and Jimmy enjoy the ganja together, I'm sure.

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

@@markusbrauns4274 Wouldn't you?

[@heatherthomas7545]

Wanda's Tell'em grams had me belly laughing. She is an absolute treasure.

[@BLKPlutoh]

Where do I order a Tell em gram ?! 😂

[@dougjohnson3200]

I think we found a new host. Sorry, Jimmy, sounds like your vacation is going to be extended.

[@RaksSharki007]

Yep, sometimes it be's like dat...

[@kristn6513]

Love you Wanda✌️💙

[@sandieserrano2425]

Wanda chasing after the woman with the bat made me lol☺

[@Gladescat]

Hilarious! And yes, our three-legged chihuahua barks his dang head off when he hears fireworks.

[@energymaven7537]

Love the side eye cam

[@maryrosekent8223]

Pure Wanda!

[@susangunn1268]

How does this amazingly funny woman not have her own show?

[@blockygamer6684]

Wanda and Guillermo are hilarious together

[@edwardndriskoll]

How we needed wanda and didnt realize it haha. A1

[@markusbrauns4274]

Texas and Florida never disappoint. Tractor Karen is nuts. Tractor trash, driving back to her trailer.

[@erichfiedler1481]

And they call Blue states the worst

[@edweer670]

The two states who handeled covid the proper way. Unlike trash New York/Jersey and their garbage 🗑

[@whitebird5383]

@@edweer670 Actually, they servived in spite of themselves.

[@whitebird5383]

@@erichfiedler1481 Actually, they dont.

[@edweer670]

@@whitebird5383 Nope. NJ had worst rate of transmission and death numbers per 1,000 people.

[@GreatGownsBeautifulGowns2018]

Wanda is my girl!! She’s hilarious.

[@lindaboo3220]

She's the BEST and always been one of my favorites.

[@lisacollins7441]

Omg,,,,I have missed my girl all week! Love me some Wanda Sykes!❤

[@sarahthomson8183]

I love you Wanda!

[@Beruthiel45]

I've a few people I'd be happy to pay her to tell it like it is. All of Facebook for a start. 😎 Help me Wanda! 😊

[@bbsteele671]

That lady running from Wanda scream was HILARIOUS!! Sounded like Wanda was really after her azz...lol

[@S.E.C-R]

I love Guierro, he needs his own show, or at least his own monologue segment, he cracks me up and his giggle & laugh are the best!

[@denisemarquis1340]

I agree she is Americas best comic

[@krusader85]

The side eye cam lmao

[@GOSPA1231]

More Wanda! We need more Wanda!!!

[@stevenandreasen1553]

If you all don't keep the side eye cam then you need to get fired.

[@derrickharley1989]

I AM SUCH A WANDA FAN!!! 🤩🤩🤩

[@m.g.g.8114]

I have to agree with her about the Florida man. 😂😂😂

[@MatthewSmith001]

Wanda's great. I loved her voiceover as the skunk in Over the Hedge.

[@audbertovelez130]

thank you Wanda.. love you.. you really rock Girl.. 🙏❤️🙏😎👍✌️