Guide to the Lord of the Rings

[@YellowYoshi398]

J.R.P.G. Torkelson is rolling in his grave.

[@Atlink]

+yy That avatar is great. I thought I was the only person who enjoyed Decap Attack.

[@handsomebrick]

I thought he was called J.T.T. Culkin.

[@FrankHarwald]

it IS grave!

[@toonbat]

...with laughter!

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

Rolling some greenleaf

[@JustAndrewIsFine]

I was done at Legalize Greenleaf.

[@alleyh]

I would like but ironically there are 420 likes. 😂😂

[@KaiCalimatinus]

Imagine just calling out for him in battle, "Legalize!" And just getting a chorus of "ya mon" from across the melee, both sides

[@rebeccap6878]

Did he even call him an "Elk"? Or do my ears deceive me?🤣

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

When Neil said "Big Thunder Mountain," I was like "HE KNOWS WALT DISNEY WORLD WHEN'S HE GONNA MENTION S.I.R.?"

[@Lazerblade95]

They're taking the homeboys to laser-tag

[@WereDictionary]

god damnit.

[@woadancincolours]

THE HOMEBOYS THE HOMEBOYS THE HOMEBOYS THE HOMEBOYS, TO LASER TAG TO LASER TAG

[@oyoystein]

Tell me where is Garfield for I much desire to sleep with him

[@fantoonstic]

420 likes

[@ithebinman]

Richard Kaskiewicz what did you say?

[@vishnuvenkatesh7592]

I can't remember their actual names anymore.

[@cronotekk9193]

Frogo, Sammy, Piper, pipers brother, Gandalf the man, grumbles the smurf, archer pointy ears, Sean bean dies, and da king baby

[@xylophobiaa]

froyo bag is the one with the ring, gamwise "sam" mcgee is his gardener, pinetree and maritime are froyo's friends, strudler (or arid-worm) is the ranger, canned goods is the magician, sour patch kids is the bad magician, barbie is the elf, and chimeny is the vertically challenged one.

[@MyHabbits]

"... nor the taste of water, nor the touch of grass. I'm naked in the dark. There's nothing--no veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see him with my waking eyes." - Ford Prefect (Lord of the flies)

[@joonaspenttila201]

@@cronotekk9193 everything else is correct except legolas

[@WereDictionary]

well we got - Fandango Britches - Slinky Gameboy - Meeper and Puppy - Gundam the Broken - Legoland Greenpeace - Goomba, son of Glomp - Borderline and - Aggrotank "Slammer", King of the Hill

[@Sychon327]

AOL is the only character who is referred to by the same name more than once. I choose to believe this is significant.

[@MarcMan-]

I notice the same thing and I'm positive it's because the AOL sound is just so fucking funny

[@oogalook]

Gave us her epic warcry when she stabbed the Worst Witch too, which I wouldn't give up for any money.

[@salculd]

The MIDI soundtrack is secretly the best part of this

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Especially The Boys Are Back in Town.

[@joeykickassery]

And the millionaire theme!

[@JTF544]

i dont wanna wait by paula cole at the end got me really good Pinball Wizard is in the latest one for Tom Hanks guide and that got me off the start

[@ASolarMolar]

I just had that exact thought when the track switched at "The Bad Ring"

[@johnmartinez7440]

Makes me feel like I'm playing Runescape

[@thedeergod435]

*_GUMBALL_* _son of groin_

[@sircamquat]

In a way, aren't we all sons of groin?

[@caveboxcrew6817]

you mean "Ah yes! A noble name to say the moist."

[@malikredden7004]

CaveBox Crew lCv

[@porygonlover322]

Gummo the Dilf

[@HespersQuest]

I always wondered if, in the Japanese localization, they actually said he was the "Son of Groin"

[@nopenothappening2242]

I feel like the part at 4:32 where Neil helpfully captions the fire as "Fire" needs more love because it's in my top 5 favorite moments in this video

[@una_10bananas]

Horses is also good

[@F1areon]

@@una_10bananas Don't forget "Elephants"! :V

[@pr9039]

Legalize Greenleaf didn't do it though? haha it's all great

[@bigben3106]

The fact that Neil barely contained his laughter near the end just shows how much fun he had making this.

[@Pikminiman]

...and at one point he just casually re-dubs Legolas' famous line really well, and it's no big deal.

[@trollshamanpwnage]

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOMEBOYS TO LASERTAG

[@HonorNecris]

I think this technically contains no spoilers.

[@homestuck_official]

I mean, I guess

[@cottontaelle]

i can confirm, i saw this several times before i saw lotr and wasnt spoiled about anything

[@zoewells3160]

HonorNecris Eh, the the details are fairly accurate, aside from the fucked up names, so I’d say it does.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@zoewells3160 Oh no, I hadn't found out yet that Freemo kissed Soupmaze on top of the head

[@trees129]

just because the main joke here is the stupid names doesn't make it less funny

[@StrangeDad]

The delivery is flawless. Almost any joke can be funny if the delivery is good. :)

[@BruceWayne-fe4ev]

THEY'RE BRINGING THE HOMEBOYS TO LASER TAG

[@yuzupuppy]

For me it's the devotion to the joke... when the map literally says "Google Earth" in the actual font of the map and it looks like it belongs... I lose my shit.

[@Xbalanque84]

rex collis I believe the word you're looking for is "malopropism."

[@trees129]

I guess so. I don’t think my word choice matters here though.

[@maicey_t.]

"He summoned Carfax.... who is a horse." I don't know why that one line nearly killed me but my WORD.

[@AMVTrashHeap]

This was actually incredibly accurate and gave a pretty good summary of the movies. Like the joke was just the names and titles, everything else was completely reliable, and I think that's probably my favourite thing about this. Also Legalize Greenleaf and Fucko. Good shit Neil.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Not completely accurate, there were a few very intentional fumbles of the actual story, such as "Sneaker and his twin brother Colin who lived underwater" (a very confusing interpretation of a split personality), and "sworn to protect Feivel as he went west" (he went southeast). Edit: they also say Gandalf _gave_ Frodo the Ring, when he specifically avoided possessing it because he didn't want to be tempted by its power.

[@binary_terror2]

Watching this makes it more obvious how influential Neil has been on that signature "internet" sense of humor.

[@keeseman]

Do you have a full version of the map with all the changed names? I want that as my new desktop background.

[@emperorethan2713]

Keeseman The Bay of Bigfellas

[@pierre94H]

The Tsundere Seas kek

[@ericconnor8251]

The Sewer is where the Hobos live, a race of little boys! LOL.

[@BellaExclamationMark]

Neil it's been two years reveal to us the full map

[@finn_underwood]

Carwash River.

[@nopenothappening2242]

list of goofed-up-on-purpose placenames on the maps that weren't mentioned in the audio: 0:22 Halliburton, Boyworld 1:10 Weinercat, Truckmonth, Rentacar 3:04 Worf, Bestwestern, Carwash River, Anaconda, Qdoba 5:44 The Tsundere Seas, Eddiemurphs, Lambchop, Wifi, Minihdmi, Dadland, Easycakes, Bay of Bigfellas, Emocore

[@Zubb999]

I needed this. Thank you.

[@NimbusFilmsOfficial]

I just realized at 3:43 the music playing is a midi version of the Who Want's To Be A Millionaire theme. Holy shit.

[@koopakape]

NimbusFilms Howard Shore's masterful soundtrack for the Lord of the Rings trilogy will live on famously forever as one of the greatest film soundtracks of all time; classics such as "The Road Goes Ever On" and "Concerning Hobbits" may stay in people's hearts forever, but my personal favorite and the singular piece that I really think ties it all together is "howtobeamil~1.mid".

[@Sarahmint]

+NimbusFilms I swear. This just gets better and better

[@AIOctober]

+NimbusFilms It's honestly quite disturbing how well that "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" MIDI fits too. Goddammit, Neil.

[@DropTehBazz]

As well as "the homeboys are back in town"

[@Mylegiscaughtinashackle]

Holy fuck I would have never realized

[@jadrankaledinski9646]

you could hear he almost lost it on "glockenspiel"

[@Purogatorium]

@2:05

[@monokoman5503]

Thanbk u

[@dagonvaldez2878]

in his defense, it is a funny word.

[@burneyarts]

Also at 3:52

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

I cannot read "glockenspiel" without thinking of Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells.

[@dillon6462]

This is my favorite asmr video to date.

[@themajesticnarwhal3273]

Don't date ASMR videos

[@mrbobmanbob]

"anakin was crowned the king of town" dead

[@matthewsmith3078]

Doo hoo hoo

[@mootbooxle]

The KOT! in the place to be

[@ThioJoe]

The King of the Ring is my favorite book series. But you left out the part where the house fell on the Wicked Witch of Westeros.

[@Pointblankmos]

ThioJoe that was nullified in season 3 when wooly whites and jamie purplemin killed gus you dumbo

[@JohnGottschalk]

ThioJoe Need a GoT version so bad.

[@FoxFireFool]

Pointblankmos well yeah but then we find out that reef ryker and the rest of the phantasm forks created all of google earth in an alternate dimension just to film the movies there with the help of tito jackson.

[@Pointblankmos]

FoxFireFool Fucking albino baggins better not fuck up the new season though

[@FoxFireFool]

it was ruined as soon as they announced the hardly peffner crossover. jar jar talkin' and jakey raw-lint should never be mixed

[@OrchardFilm]

completely lost it at AOL's battlecry, lmao

[@sewingfrankly7497]

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOMEBOYS TO LASERTAG, TO LASERTAG, TO LASERTAG, THEY'RE TAKING THE HOMEBOYS TO LASERTAG!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Why is the gum gone?

[@Odraude2105]

Tell me where is Garfield

[@bekahbryant2082]

THE HOMEBOYS THE HOMEBOYS THE HOMEBOYS THE HOMEBOYS TO LAZERTAG TO LAZERTAG

[@salculd]

what did you say?

[@biraptor6205]

A redbull of morgoth

[@OmegaMapDesign]

I really need a full version of Aragorn blitzing through the caves with Anduril set to a midi of The Boys Are Back in Town

[@UncleDane]

Mr. Tree is my favorite Larp In The Ring character.

[@mitochondria6247]

I agree ankle dan. Much better than Garfield the great, imo.

[@Odraude2105]

Unc?

[@IAmOneAnt]

UNCLE DANE?!?!

[@Iskolya.]

It feels like random JRPG encounter

[@GarBear7G]

I'm really upset that this made me want to watch lord of the Rings.

[@neilcic]

GarBear7G Editing this made me really want to watch them again. they're god damn great movies.

[@cortster12]

***** I found them kind of dull and empty. Did I watch them wrong? I haven't watched the first one for a decade, and I was nine, so maybe my tastes have changed? Eh, still, I remember them being dull and boring.

[@richie-3485]

GarBear7G please do. 1) they're fantastic. 2) this video will only improve.

[@MrMartinvince]

+cortster12 it was probably because u were 9...watch them again!

[@GiggleBlizzard]

cortster12 Yes, there are no other epic fantasy films that come close to the levels LOTR are on. Watch through the extended editions and then see if you still find them dull and empty.

[@uhpkkim]

The phrase "Bunnyman's brother, Funnyman" has lived in my head rent-free since this video originally released 8 years ago. It just appears in my brain at least once a month

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

“...and crowned him The King Of Town.” Nice to hear that Neil likes Homestar Runner.

[@Dark_Jaguar]

Between the two of them ALL of modern internet weirdness and comedy was forged, so it's appropriate.

[@basementtermites1120]

@@Dark_Jaguar Neil actually made homestar runner; but he saw the brothers chaps dying on the streets and said "I need to do something.", and gave the brothers chaps Homestar RUnner and a time machine and said "go back, guys. Become famous." he wanted them to only make one homestar runner animation and let Neil keep the rest, but being the evil murderers they were, the brothers chaps stole Homestar Runner.

[@Dark_Jaguar]

@@basementtermites1120 Ooooh! Those brothers really chap my hide!

[@basementtermites1120]

@@Dark_Jaguar good one

[@FroggutztuggorF]

@@basementtermites1120 I want you to know that you made me fucking die laughing

[@pie-rxmancer1142]

hearing Neil slowly start to lose it on certain lines really makes this

[@CreamTheEverythingFixer]

"They're taking the home boys to laser tag" Hahahahhahahahahaha

[@egacide]

+James Bomber TAG TAG TAG....

[@justsignmeup911]

"Book Four: Epilog" That last half hour certainly felt like a whole book.

[@yondertf2]

That fucking airhorn toot killed me.

[@safrprojects]

I injured my lungs the last time I watched this. I watched this again today, thinking since I've seen it once it won't hurt as much. I totally forgot everything about it. My lungs hurt again.

[@Zubb999]

Whenever I need a good giggle, I watch this video. After all these years, it’s just too damn good

[@sparklesparklesparkle6318]

its gets better every time. if I had friends I'd show them this for sure.

[@dawashingmachine9158]

This is fantastic. Jar Jar Tollbooth is hands down my favorite author

[@swurviie]

4:21 Is that a fucking "The Boys Are Back In Town" MIDI? my sides

[@Jiddy12345]

***** XD

[@theturbolemming]

***** And I really want that Millionaire midi plz *****

[@swurviie]

There's another, at 5:30 you can hear the MIDI for "I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over"

[@CaptHayfever]

***** Guess who just got back today? Argosy, the true king of Gallifrey....who'd been away.

[@jonnelsonjdn]

***** No way, it is. That's the most internetest thing ever. Amazing.

[@junedug]

I had to pause the video halfway through because I was laughing so hard I got lightheaded.

[@starcatfri]

LOL I JUST CAME TO COMMENT THIS. I had to pause it too XD

[@Ibroadcastmyself17]

me too, captain titanic to be exact

[@mintakamothkind]

The Eye of Simon.

[@Pikminiman]

I lost it at Slamjam.

[@JTF544]

i lost it at earthworm jim i was seriously not expecting that one at all

[@OmegaMapDesign]

The Battle of Home's Depot. I peed.

[@Momo_Minomo]

+OmegaMapDesign The AOL "connecting to the internet" sound every time Eowyn showed up freaking killed me. Between it and the Home's Depot joke I thought I was going to hyperventilate.

[@revangerang]

The first time I saw this I was literally screaming, to the point my housemates all ran out of their rooms to ask if I was okay. I was not okay! 🤣

[@clonerstive]

"Ring my bell!" 5 years.. FIVE YEARS before the notification bell even existed.. truly Niel is a man ahead of his time.

[@nielsf]

Goddam it that airhorn totally floored me.

[@cat.wingzz]

That gets me every time lmao

[@Bunbaroness]

I love how the one name he gets right is "Elephants," which is the name Sam gets wrong.

[@Leib33]

SpashTheBandragon Tolkien called them "Oliphants" in the books so Sam (I'm guessing you mean in the movies) got it right and yes, they are elephants on steroids. Obviously Tolkien had the power of prophecy, because he named them after Timothy Oliphant who is also tall and handsome.

[@Bunbaroness]

Leib33 I think the joke in the books was supposed to be that Sam was mispronouncing their names. I'm not a Tolkien enthusiast, though. I'm sure there's some other KZbin commentator out there with an encyclopedic knowledge of Middle-Earth who could give us a proper answer.

[@jprg12]

SpashTheBandragon They're called mumakil as primary names. "Oliphants" was a nickname for them. I don't think it was Sam mispronouncing them. Tolkien just took a spin on the word.

[@deskish3930]

Leib33 could you be a bigger nerd please?

[@Leib33]

Matthew Prousalis got it exactly right. I was, of course, having fun, and yes, I've been a Tolkien enthusiast since around 1968. And I've read all the books starting back then about 9 times. I even like the movies even though they mostly cater to video game addicts

[@beep-beep]

"Sandwhale" was my favorite for some reason.

[@GeorgeCruickshank]

the subtlety is what sets this apart from other BS 'random' comedy... towards the end when the "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" music starts up i fucking died

[@LeBonkJordan]

default general midi instruments is the ultimate shitpost music

[@michaelmcneil3004]

Not to mention Boys are Back In Town

[@griffinoconnor1523]

"Legalize Greenleaf" oh my god I can't stop laughing

[@uh1yssuh]

I can't wait til you do Harry Potter

[@uh1yssuh]

+Nic Babaganoosh 😐

[@cadMeFromLife]

+Nic Babaganoosh I'd prefer to see Ginny take that particular role, but beggars can't be choosers.

[@uh1yssuh]

Jason Gilbertson are you fucking kidding me

[@cadMeFromLife]

+Alyssa Brock :3

[@OhMyGoshItsALeg]

+Alyssa Brock I'd totally watch Neil do Harry Potter. And then Ron. And Draco. And then all four of them.

[@kingofsting19]

The Brotherhood of the Wolf ends up in Los Lobos? J.R.P.G Torkelson was a master of foreshadowing.

[@ultimateranger213]

"Meanwhile Autobahns father in law, Lord Eggnog" I lost it and I left it there.

[@lutfiemenke5781]

I lost it at "Sliders"

[@Obi-Chan-Jabroni]

i lost it at legalize greenleaf haha, as a cannabis patient that shit is pretty funny.

[@michaelmichaelson2014]

I think AOL is what truly got me.

[@JeremyPetho]

"Yeerk armies" was the best bit.

[@emmettchan5545]

I lost it at the cold delivery of "Fucko"

[@deodate2995]

I think I lost it at "Bunnyman's brother Funnyman."

[@nomukun1138]

It's just stupid names in a stupid voice with stupid captions. But the silliness is inventive and diverse and expertly done, and the jokes mesh into a beautiful rhythm. It's a virtuoso performance. Anyone who doesn't enjoy this must care more about looking cool/sophisticated/proper/independent/edgy than enjoying humor.

[@NoxietyPrime]

That's a very good description of Neil Cicierega in general.

[@joak-web]

Thank you, anonymous fella! Since I'm new here, I was having a real hard time wondering just what the hell was the point of this channel.

[@Enbious]

Riskbreaker, Silly stuff. For example, his "Bustin" Ghostbusters Remix video.

[@GeneralDingo]

Or some people just don't find this funny?

[@Mediumreginald]

It’s the same way that patton oswalts comedy is literally entirely just explaining things in super obtuse ways but he still is one of the best out there. Who cares if it’s got a very obvious method if it totally nails it

[@whythekarma6583]

I'm so glad I got the Aerosmith joke

[@bigshitent.7201]

+WhyTheKarma ikr

[@Liliputian07]

*no one doesn't know who Aerosmith is*

[@RandomPostsOnTheWeb]

Liliputian07 arwens actress is liv tyler, whos father, steven tyler, is the lead singer in aerosmith L A Y E R S

[@Mortoton]

Seriously Niel? No referring Mount Doom as Mountain Dew? smh missed opportunity there.

[@procrastinator99]

Agreed.

[@ClFUR]

i was hoping for the brotherhood of steel earlier in the video, but I guess it is semi obscure maybr

[@mrplow7645]

As funny as this was I think it really decreased my LOTR knowledge...What's the main guys name again? Ponyo? Faygo?

[@xylophobiaa]

Mr Plow it was fucko

[@MultiversePatroller1]

@@xylophobiaa pretty sure it was fievel actually

[@GideonGleeful95]

@@MultiversePatroller1 Wasn't it Fraggle Rock?

[@lovelandfrog5692]

Gideon I thought it was Finkle

[@alleyh]

It’s Fuego

[@FreakForFilmScore]

The best joke by far is the reference to Feivel Goes West at 1:38. Anybody else remember An American Tail?

[@Wobbe89]

Good one

[@thegentleman7982]

WE'RE TAKING THE HOMEBOYS TO LASERTAG!

[@ericconnor8251]

Glamrock summoned the Philadelphia Eagles to rescue Furtado and Slumdog. Lol.

[@deathraceking5029]

That pause between "Carfax" and "...who's a horse!" fucking killed me

[@tbonesviddyzone]

The sheer amount of old pop culture references is pretty impressive.

[@Icantthinkofanameok2]

thanks nickel chimichanga for another good guide

[@BigSad20]

1:05-1:10 has been living in my head rent-free for years

[@If_Only_I_Knew_Why]

"If you should ever wish to return to this land of magic and horses, just ring my bell. Bye!" The YT bell icon was implemented the following year.

[@ArvidTheViking]

Neil your videos are the glue between myself and my two best friends. We've been fans for 10 years, thanks for being the prince of the internet!

[@lizatraler7302]

I want to hear all the outtakes of this video Neil sounds like he's seconds away from laughing

[@Minopker]

The subtle 8-bit "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" and "The Boys Are Back In Town" in the background slayed me.

[@erock676]

I feel like there needs to be a Harry Potter episode

[@mattbarber97]

"Harambe peepants"

[@TotallyToonsTV]

Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Socrates

[@KairuHakubi]

that demands a Neil-Neely collab, dear reader

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

Hairy Parlour and the Fearmonger's Store Horny Peacock and the Camera of Serpents Armpit Otter and the Purse Stealer of Alakazam Iggy Pop and the Gargoyle's Farmer Jerry Parker and the Lord of the Flies Heracross and the Halftine Play Honey Boo Boo and the Goofy Hollows

[@Titleknown]

@@AgsmaJustAgsma All written by J.R.R. Transphobe...

[@VexWerewolf]

"Gambit the White, who was now an angel" ... technically not inaccurate.

[@real_nosferatu]

He was already an angel

[@flippy08100]

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - My favourite theme out of the King of the Rings soundtrack.

[@spinax22]

I'm partial to " The Boys Are Back In Town" myself.

[@MrAndresS1994]

Is the song at 4:26 "The boys are back in town"?

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

Eeeyup. Made me lose my shit.

[@moonbunnycakes]

😆😆😆😆

[@dooty2010]

Did anyone else notice the "Who Wants To Become a Millionare" theme at 3:42?

[@rebeccap6878]

I did now, and my ribs are snapped.

[@Phevnil]

This is right below a bunch of songs from Hamilton in the playlist of my liked videos, and I'm NEVER prepared for the sudden opening.

[@rebeccap6878]

Just you wait.... Just you wait...

[@sayarock3283]

Is no one gonna talk about how this is singlehandedly the best asmr video ever to exist??

[@welcome2jumboland]

LEGALIZE GREENLEAF

[@fishtankben]

'Gondo whisked Pepe to the kingdom of Mario tennis where Lord Disneystore' Of all the lines in this video this one got me the most, please do doctor who next aswell

[@noidx]

I love how the midis in the background have nothing to do with lord of the rings.

[@goblingravy]

i love that when lord dinosaur catches on fire it says "fire" on screen

[@goblingravy]

also, "book 4: epilogue" shots fired lol

[@yoursaviorishere4365]

Why is Earthworm Jim the funniest thing to me in this entire thing “Lord Eggnog gave him a magic sword that proved he was the rightful king of England” IMCRYING

[@bpansky]

Oh god now everything I read is in this voice.

[@stevezaragoza]

YES PLEASE!

[@danielarrien1716]

Sneaky Pete...

[@shipyardskater99]

hey Steve I love you

[@FrostyDarth]

Steeee! Nice to see you enjoy Neil Cicierega too... or at least this video haha

[@mackenziekimbleton4074]

Steve Zaragoza The second I saw this in my sub box I thought of you, Stee.

[@HKO52399]

Steve Zaragoza Stee!

[@drphiI]

Oh my god. 4:20 is a MIDI version of The Boys Are Back In Town.

[@mustardpuddle]

i really like how the music transitions to "the boys are back in town"

[@Misaniovent]

This is a great refresher as I get ready for the new show!

[@arathar24l]

I'd love to see a Guide to the Game of Thrones.

[@maverickREAL]

Ah yes, the kingdom of WestWorld, starring such memorable characters as Circus Banister and John Doe.

[@andrewdilisio301]

CURSE YOU SIMON, THE EYE OF EVIL!

[@Atlink]

Holy shit. At 3:00 you can literally hear Neil click his mouse to go to the next page. “…who summoned carfax…*click*… who is a horse”

[@michaeldayvidsings]

This video is the reason the World Wide Web was invented. (also, Animorphs reference at 5:06 - never thought I'd see the day)

[@Titleknown]

A good film series all-around, but it's a shame they had to skip out on the Showering of the Scaramouche, where Stormbringer and Grim Fandando took over the Hortons in a thematic reflection of the degeneration inherent in evil...

[@iamYOURfathertoo]

The Tsundere seas. LOL.

[@F1areon]

It's not as if they like you or anything... b-baka!!

[@imaginaryboy2000]

Bay of Bigfellas

[@DarkMeridian0]

Sometimes, I have to come back to this and remind myself Neil has always been a mastermind

[@mattmitche11]

My favorite detail of this that I have only just now noticed after all these years is that fire is mentioned as if it were a character.

[@F1areon]

Same w/ "Horses" and "Elephants"

[@optillian4182]

He sounds like he's doing a bad Shadow the Hedgehog impression.

[@brooklynnescalier2966]

I'm glad that this is my only exposure to any lord of the rings content

[@InvaderKaz2008]

Dear God do Metal Gear. "It was then that Hidden Vagina decided he wanted to replace Salted Steak with a new protagonist, Rayman."

[@handsomebrick]

"It was then that Iwo Jima decided he wanted to replace Severus Snape with a new protagonist, Raybans."

[@arrowpride5468]

The Fuckdown Unit consisted of Vurping Redskin, a magic minigun; Snafu Worf, a laaaaaady; Saigon Mantits, a mask who likes Castlevania; Dirtpie Ogrefish, who wasn't the Derpy Chief; and Redvines AwesomeSauce, who liked guns and said "Your pretty is good." Don't forget their leader... Licking Snacks.

[@wtscallop]

"And then it turns out that Kettle Corn and Ramadan were actually robots all along, controlled by the Patricks."

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

The Boss's real name is Pearl

[@unwelldanny7108]

Or he literally consults the old NES lore, like "Colonel Vermon CaTaffy."

[@itstimetojam]

Listening to this on high bass and volume makes my neck tickle like fuck.

[@DlCKWALLACE]

YES! listened to it through my car stereo, holy shit my trunk was rattling. Couldn't make out a single word. lmao

[@arathar24l]

+Gutsy The best experience of this video is to make sure the volume is as loud as it can be with the loudest speakers with the best bass.

[@masonbrown9155]

I'm very surprised that he missed the opportunity to rename Bilbo to 'Dildo'

[@octangula7914]

Oh ho ho I have never heard that joke before lmao

[@ruithebaguette2862]

Or 'Billboard'.

[@matthewegan5281]

He went further beyond that.

[@Wobbe89]

At least frodo got called fucko

[@mobius273]

Too easy

[@UnintelligibleYT]

"Just ring my bell" Neil predicted all the KZbinrs asking their audience to ring the bell for notifications. Incredible. I am now convinced he is either a time traveller or an omniscient entity and am afraid for my sanity.

[@marbyyy7810]

I just realized the midi version of “the boys are back in town” in the background

[@DeoMachina]

I have no idea why "sliders" made me laugh to the point of tears

[@nedandtheneedlefishvevo575]

I wonder if anyone has seen The Hickie Trilogy: The Unrequested Bernie, The Big Floatation of Doug, and The Laughter of the French Teachers.

[@pareidolist]

The dial-up noise gets me every time.

[@RudeFoxALTON]

2:33 Ironically "sneaker" is what sam calls the smeagle aspect of golem IE the part of his mind not corrupted by the ring.

[@wafflesthevilwarrior]

Was that a fucking Animorphs reference.