Guide to Tom Hanks

[@BuddySweyzer]

No tagline has sold me on a movie faster than "Science has proven sex is impossible... But the Bible begs to differ."

[@KiwamiClaud]

That’s the kind of quality you can expect from famous director Nipples Ishmael

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@Joe_____7 you have to catch all of them

[@tiztu6321]

It sounds like a dril tweet, which is the kind of stuff that's right up Neil's alley

[@dntskdnttll]

@@tiztu6321Neil predates Dril

[@Fishwolfcrow]

0:45

[@Flyborg]

This makes me wish Tom Hanks was a real person.

[@plasma5545]

Flyborg what, are you stupid? he was born in 1758

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I got some good news for you.

[@scrambled5948]

Flyborg I've got good news

[@scrambled5948]

plasmapoweredcheese _ that's the joke

[@Chloroform0]

Scrambled 59 r/woooosh

[@pompommerman9830]

Oh SHIT It’s a HANKSGIVING MIRACLE

[@ApocalypseMoose]

I say thanks to Neil's giving.

[@discofraud]

You won.

[@ZeDiglett]

Oh, yeah, The Bonerboys Get Vasectomies was my favorite movie as a kid. I watched it every year with my family at TomHanksgiving.

[@Noodles4Ever1000]

must keep at 69 likes

[@TheNobod3]

That must be what they celebrate in Canada. unlike in the US, where we celebrate "Thanksgiving, But Tom Hanks Is Here Too," where he flies around the country, breaking into people's homes, and crawling under their diner tables while everyone's eating to pour gravy into their shoes

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@TheNobod3 oh my god those were the best Remember when all the kids got together to see whose feet were soggiest?

[@Drakethatsme]

My family actually did a TomHanksgiving. We made only foods in Tom Hanks films.

[@L00PdeL00P]

neil cicierega's condescending velvety voice will never not be funny. I love this channel and his keytar

[@randomstranger623]

Has his keytar done crying? Are they not in the mood to cry anymore?

[@L00PdeL00P]

Random Stranger, just like me, you may not hear it at the moment, but his keytar will always be crying on the inside.

[@ancient_bam]

Neil Cicierega's condescending velvety voice will haunt my dreams

[@Fishwolfcrow]

This voice hurts my ears but it's still really funny

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

i misread this as "a guide to tom jones" and was prepared to be taken on a journey through his wonderful songs such as the hit "it's not a musical" and "what's new hoobastank"

[@angmering5899]

don't forget 'why why why obama'

[@mobius273]

Neil pls

[@toasteethetoaster5978]

Didnt soldier kill him in TF2?

[@kitsune630]

And who could forget, He’s A Baby

[@davebob4973]

isnt that the guy who voiced the main character of space channel 5

[@gannonschlader]

On the bottom of the Apples and Dapples poster: "I'm not even certain all this text will be visible at all why do I keep editing these parts"

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

Tuber & Hoonis is still my personal favorite

[@saganrak]

@@hudgynsasdarl6967 Obama Blogston

[@ShadesAtKnight]

"Have you ever had a bag?" What a tagline.

[@roberttime8316]

Feels like it stars a female protagonist getting genderbent as the main focus.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

“Science has proven that sex is impossible... but the Bible begs to differ.”- tagline to Barnacle Portal

[@take5transfat]

“i got her ... grocery bag”

[@astuteanansi4935]

I am happy in a bag I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless in a bag The future is in a bag is in a bag is in a bag is in a bag

[@TetrisH8er]

sounds like a Jonathan Frakes question

[@EmmaLilacflarevids]

Ah yes, my favorite movie of all time: "This Man Has One Wet Foot." A classic.

[@RialVestro]

I don't even know what that was a spoof of.

[@chandlerj333]

“The man with one red shoe” m.imdb.com/title/tt0089543/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_79

[@aAaAAA-ppgg]

And my favourite composer: Anal Silverkey

[@thefunniestvalentine4789]

Tom Hanks is This Man Has One Wet Foot

[@TNTMikey]

I liked that one scene where he has a wet foot.

[@Cyranek]

beginning my hank off now

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

Damn I failed No Hank November

[@neonknight8183]

Stop it cyranek stop being in everthing

[@nukingthisacc.eventually1939]

But it's November...

[@impwolf]

good luck

[@SOYILED.MILK.OFFICIAL]

Lmao cyranek knows neil

[@turkeysamwich00]

that "pregnet with dan ass" thing made me legitimately laugh uncontrollably for a solid two minutes and I can't explain why

[@KaijaSchmauss]

That was the point where I actually started crying because I was laughing so hard.

[@angmering5899]

My breaking point was Eat My Ass Bitch. For some reason the swears always catch me off guard. I was the same with Capuchin Hacker Fucker.

[@PiousMoltar]

That was the point where I stopped laughing tbh

[@Galvajon]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. The facts.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

That was where I was most disappointed, because I misheard it as "Dan Adams" which I consider a way funnier joke.

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Tom Hanks 4: Reloaded coming in 2019, who's excited

[@uncomfortablecat]

LIAR

[@DussyBestroyer69]

Yee

[@stank7200]

Tom Hanks 5 got cancelled.

[@moesalamander7012]

Tom Hanks 5: Revelations

[@Lizarius]

I can't wait for 2019

[@datacentre81]

In the lord of the rings video, you replaced "Lord of the Rings" with "A League of Their Own". Now in this video you did the opposite. Bravo

[@JTF544]

nice

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Worldbuilding

[@Silverwind87]

When?

[@Caddicarus]

Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages.

[@awah4676]

hey dad

[@Flipflopinator]

That explains a lot...

[@radioactivedinosaur42]

Caddicarus ‘tis daddy caddy

[@silenceofthehills7610]

I love you Caddy.

[@awesumdood3994]

Woah, didn’t think you watched Neil.

[@blakekillionfilm]

like everything ever made by Neil this has an upsetting amount of detail

[@patrickhwillems]

This is the best thing uploaded to KZbin in 2018

[@notaninstrument7707]

Wow I guess your subscriber base and his don’t have that much overlap

[@Seyiall]

Man, KZbin is wild... I recently started listening and watching Ciciergas stuff, because NorthernLion mentioned it with some other mashup style artists in one of his Isaac Episodes; and just now I watched your "Top 50 of 2018" vid and that brought me here. Well, this is observation bias, but still... so wild.

[@datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559]

Hey, Patrick

[@CyberSandbox]

I have been absolutely HANKERING for a new instalment of this series!

[@DiamondBrickZ]

King Freyr It’s about TOM that we’ve gotten one of these.

[@Aliens2Exist]

cum

[@CyberSandbox]

why the heck are my friends replying to this comment, how did you find me?

[@DiamondBrickZ]

King Freyr I didn’t know I was your friend, thanks

[@CyberSandbox]

We can be friends but I was mostly referring to Aliens and Weed.

[@rokex2528]

You put so much effort into each poster, it's amazing. I sat here and paused on each one to read everything and I recommend everyone else do it.

[@roberttime8316]

With good observation, these were the Disney/Pixar titles on the -Toy Story- Tom Hanks ones: 1 - Digimon Pigstar 2 - Dinkme Pitbull 3 - Danzig Pisscar 4 - Bonus: "Saving My Bacon" had Discord

[@ndm13]

Not 100% sure, but I think 3 is a reference to DrawFee.

[@JTF544]

Lunch Pipe is my favorite

[@BudBonkerson]

"Condom Funnel" on the Saving My Bacon poster

[@cnacker]

this video is making my subwoofer go insane

[@squatchjosh1131]

Neil should sample himself doing this voice and use it as a sub bass in whatever musical mischief he's cooking

[@thegrasswhistle5238]

I decided to make a list of all of the movies mentioned, and what they actually are. The Booty Brothers = Bosom Buddies Splanch = Splash Barnacle Portal = Bachelor Party This Man Has One Wet Foot = The Man With One Red Shoe The Pony Pimp = The Money Pit Nomming On Cotton = Nothing In Common Everybody Dance Now = Every Time We Say Goodbye Pregnet = Dragnet Bag = Big (Obviously) Lunch Pipe = Punch Line The Blogs = The ‘Burbs Tuber & Hoonis = Turner & Hooch Joe Verm’s Big Volleyball = Joe Versus The Volcano The Bonerboys Get Vasectomies = The Bonfire Of The Vanities The Lord Of The Rings = A League Of Their Own Sadness In The Saddle = Sleepless In Seattle Phil Donahue = Philadelphia Furry Grunt = Forest Grump Sweet 16 = Apollo 13 Tom Hanks = Toy Story You That Thing Do = That Thing You Do Solving A Pirate’s Riddle = Saving Private Ryan You’ll Get Soil = You’ve Got Mail Tom Hanks 2: Puppet Wife = Toy Story 2 The Queen’s Milk = The Green Mile Casual Hanks = Cast Away The Booty Brothers (Dark Reboot) = Band Of Brothers Rodeo Potion = Road To Perdition Eat My Ass Bitch = Catch Me If You Can The Ladykissers = The Ladykillers The Timeburger = The Terminal The Pope’s Train = The Polar Express The DVD Case = The Da Vinci Code Cheeky Williams Worms = Charlie Wilson’s War Apples & Dapples = Angels & Demons Tom Hanks 3: Resurrection = Toy Story 3 Leggy Clown = Larry Crowne An Extremely Big Loud Baby = Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Clam Ambush = Cloud Atlas Captain P’heenis = Captain Phillips Saving My Bacon = Saving Mr. Banks A Smidge Of Spice = Bridge Of Spies The King Of The Hobgoblins = A Hologram For The King Soily = Sully Big Bobo = Inferno The Sparkle = The Circle The Probst = The Post 1000s of films that are not available to the public: [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@Swifeaf]

Thanks, I didn't know most of these

[@pentelegomenon1175]

Here's every tagline (or everything that I think counts as a tagline, with some movies having none and others having two): Science has proven that sex is impossible... But the Bible begs to differ. On his way up the corporate ladder, Tom Hanks confronts his greatest challenge: His ladder. The lovable hero from "Anastasia" is back! "Mmmmm, The Facts." HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BAG? "★★★★. *A dangerous, poison movie...* It's a poison movie. My rooster died. What do I tell God? How do I explain this?" - Sex Weed and Disney Whatwhat, AT THE MOVIES He's a pissed off man in a sandwich land... Sandwich Land. An Average Joe. What a fucking loser! What do you get when a guy, a lady actress, and another guy, are all in a movie in New York (city not state) together? That's what this movie hopes to answer. ★ AN ALL-STAR COMEDY FROM THE TEAM THAT BROUGHT YOU 'BAG' ★ This summer, Tom Hanks and the Rocksnot Peaches prove that a little tiny woman lives inside of a baseball. What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew, someone you never hang out with, someone whose name you didn't know, never met you, or saw you, but they knew you and hung out with you, but you never knew they met you, and they only hung out with you because you didn't know them? NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT... OL' PHIL DONAHUE OF BEING A SECRET AGENT! FROM THE DIRECTOR OF "THE STATUS OF THE LEGS" Your eyes will never be the same once you've surrendered your eyes to Furry Grunt. "Oh ho ho, what seems to be the problem?" YOU THAT THING DO DO YOU THING THAT YOU THAT DO THING THING DO YOU THAT THAT YOU DO THING THING YOU THAT DO THAT YOU THING DO YOU DO THAT THING DO THAT YOU THING THAT DO YOU THING THAT YOU THING DO DO YOU THING THAT DO THAT YOU THING YOU THAT THING DO YOU THING DO THAT THAT DO THING YOU DO THING YOU THAT TOM HANKS Death Is The Truth Death Is The Truth Death! the mission is to solve the pirate's riddle. Everyone you pass on the street is secretly in love with you! Pod Hedgehog didn't believe in motorcycles. Until the day he met one. Please watch this movie at your earliest convenience. - Tom Hanks PRAY FOR THIS MUSKY SONOFAGUN. FROM THE DIRECTOR OF _AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS_ The cool story of a cool guy. Life is like a box of timeburgers. THIS HOLIDAY SEASON... DON'T FREAK OUT OKAY! BASED ON THE HIT YELP REVIEW NOT YOUR AVERAGE CONGRESSMAN NOT YOUR AVERAGE CONGRESSMAN NOT YOUR AVERAGE CONGRESSMAN FROM THE AUTHOR OF THE DVD CASE TOM HANKS IS NOT ON LINKEDIN FROM THE DIRECTOR OF 'A HORSE' AND 'BABY IDIOT' YOO HOO! I'M BACK! A FILM BY LANYARD WAZOWSKI & TOM TICKLER & LILTY SHABLAMSKI EVERYTHING IS EVERYTHING FROM THE DIRECTOR OF "WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S" OUT HERE SWORDS ARE POSSIBLE BASED ON CAPTAIN P'HEENIS HER BOOK CAME TO LIFE, AND ENDED HIS. A FILM BY *TUM TWOFER* BASED ON THE MOVIE BY *DAME JEGGINGS* THE UNTOLD STORY BEHIND THE SOILY MAN WHO COULD FLY THE DVD CASE AND APPLES & DAPPLES WERE RELEASED ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TAKE HIS GRAVY CHALLENGE. IF YOU DARE... LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF SPARKLES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT A Steamin' Swoleberg Film

[@cousinlaszlorobinson8253]

what is pumpkins from madtv supposed to be

[@cousinlaszlorobinson8253]

​@@pentelegomenon1175 in Them 'Blogs it also said "You better not ever talk about Tom Hanks!"

[@jackery6777]

@@cousinlaszlorobinson8253 It's when Tom Hanks played "David S. Pumpkins" on SNL. (look it up on youtube for the clip)

[@spacesponge8732]

Thanks, now I know how to operate my Tom Hanks!

[@Aeshir2]

don't forget to turn it to channel 3!

[@beebfajeejy]

translated for our universe: tom hanks got his start on the hit sitcom bosom buddies with peter scolari, which led to a breakout starring role in ron howard's splash, with daryl hannah, followed by comedies such as bachelor party, the man with one red shoe, and the money pit, and dramas such as nothing in common, with jackie gleason, every time we say goodbye, and crime films like dragnet, with dan aykroyd. then, one of his most famous roles, big, which marked the tom hanks evolution from boy to man. then there was punchline, with sally field, the burbs, turner & hooch, joe versus the volcano, with meg ryan, the bonfire of the vanities, a league of their own, with geena davis and madonna, sleepless in seattle, again with meg ryan, philadelphia with denzel washington, forrest gump, apollo 13, pixar's toy story, where he plays a little tom hanks puppet, that thing you do, saving private ryan, you've got mail, his final film with meg ryan, toy story 2, the green mile, cast away. he also produced 2001's band of brothers. then he was in road to perdition, catch me if you can with leonardo dicaprio, the ladykillers, the terminal, the polar express, again playing a tom hanks puppet, the davinci code, charlie wilson's war, angels and demons, toy story 3, larry crowne, extremely loud and incredibly close, cloud atlas, captain phillips, saving mr banks with emma thompson, bridge of spies, a hologram for the king, sully: the movie where tom hanks can fly, inferno, the circle, and the post, with meryl streep.

[@Champiness]

These videos are going to be about increasingly niche subject matter as this goes on until Neil is finally just incorrectly naming albums from the Kid Creole & The Coconuts discography

[@crispysteve42]

yes please

[@MTankTheTurtle]

Angelica's not your mother?

[@timhulsizer]

Champiness Yeah, like who ever heard of Tom Hanks? So niche!

[@Champiness]

I’m just saying the process begins here

[@jackgillespie4594]

Or maybe, haha, he'll make an entire podcast about every single Ernest movie

[@DemoniacalCitrus]

I love Neil's voice in this. He just says everything so comedically perfect.

[@umjammysammys]

I was just thinking, “hmmm, i wish there was some sort of guide to Tom Hanks!” Thanks Niel!

[@kappaross6124]

Um actuallyyy I believe the term is 'Hank you'.

[@salemmarz3809]

*Hanks

[@trickyricketts]

Lmao the feature where it shows you the most replayed moments is fucked up because this is all gold, looks like a damned mountainscape. Also, ‘you that thing do’ made me miss my mouth with my water.

[@Viva_Reverie]

this video made my body shrink into nothingness

[@crustacrank]

Viva Reverie good

[@MyoticTesseract]

As per usual of course

[@connor48880]

Viva Reverie well then put it back, goofball

[@vincentspork]

I work at a movie store and this video has ruined my life. I laughed at a copy of Turner and Hooch for like 5 minutes the other day just bc I heard Neil's voice saying "TUBER AND HOONIS" in my head

[@alexmott507]

I started laughing just reading "Tuber and Hoonis" in your comment

[@quantumblur_3145]

Cicieregapoisoning

[@nunyabusiness2785]

Best way to die

[@MrTsquared88]

Please never stop making content like this Neil. The world needs you.

[@jemstipher]

is it bad that I didn’t see anything off about this until “bag?” EDIT: when I first saw this video, I kind of had it on it the background, and, admittedly, Dan Ass™ did probably make me pay attention to “Bag.”

[@brogot420]

It took me until The Boner Boys get a Vasectomy. I'm ashamed.

[@rikpeek6664]

Why unti l"Bag" ? Its like the only title that seems plausible.

[@rasmusdegn9690]

No it isn't, i too want to live in a world where Tom Hanks starred in a movie called The Pony Pimp.

[@creeperlamoureux]

PREGNET

[@Kyberdude]

So you thought there was an actor out there named Dan Ass?

[@CorndogNinja]

The lovable hero from "Anastasia" is back!

[@IndianaPopovich]

i have to revisit this video every few months, it's a true masterpiece

[@speakerstrings1878]

I refuse to believe this video has under a million views, I've been quoting it nonstop for the past 3 years

[@ArvidTheViking]

You gave life to KZbin. Living legend

[@maxobyrne1474]

I thought I was watching an important video about CPR until I saw this notification come up! Now my dying sister can wait! Thank you, Neil

[@Dapstart]

subscribe to ped=wdieopies he mak good viideo fucker

[@izzzy1977]

@@Dapstart yeah, this is big brain time

[@Spartan300001]

Congratulations, Neil. That was an artistic masterpiece. You're the first man to perfectly depict what I imagine having a stroke is like.

[@SNESdrunk]

Lost it at Sadness in the Saddle

[@grahamkristensen9301]

Some other movies that Tom Hanks has made since this video came out: Tom Hanks 4: The Quest for Peace A Bodaciously Dangerous Nudist, where he played America's favorite cuddle monster, Minkfur Rimjob Clay Mound Nuke the Whales Stench E The Dreamworks reboot of Plinko A Man Calls OSHA Hemorrhoid Town, directed by Best Pampers

[@SickSticks666]

"A dangerous poison movie... It's a poison movie. My rooster died. What do I tell God? How do I explain this?" - Sexweed & Disney Whatwhat, AT THE MOVIES.

[@justsignmeup911]

You should have mentioned that he won an Onstar for Tom Hanks 3: They All Die

[@VlEWMONSTER]

I CANT STOP LAUGING AT THE BOOTY BROTHERS AND SPLANCH AND THE ZOOM IN TO THE TOM HANK'S PUPPET

[@DrJohnZoidberg]

The ASMR really is the icing on the cake

[@bellyit]

I'm really excited to see that movie next year where Tom Hanks plays beloved children's TV star Roger Federer.

[@crudlucasconsigliere4084]

Don't forget his first ever movie role in the 1980 slasher film "Bestow Sir Calzone."

[@andreu13productions]

Thank you Neil, the greatest internet personality in the multiverse

[@DTheAustralian]

Neil Cicierega is literally Jesus Christ 2: hey the nineties were pretty cool

[@samakafrisco1759]

@@anonymousperson7536 And his work in his other band, Trundlebed.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Why did this comment make me imagine Jesus Christ as a stand up comic x

[@tristenarctician6910]

And man with a subtitle

[@bertfromseasamestreet]

Every time I find a Tom Hanks movie I've never heard of I come back hear to check what the movie was. Today it was Everybody Dance Now.

[@akasharkieboi]

Let us give Hanks to Nell Cicipaca and his quality content

[@rattyeely]

Guide to Nil Chupagabra

[@nathanmcgill7249]

@@rattyeely Knees Ciecierzyca

[@ashleybyrd2015]

Janeil Greasy-seagull

[@bbborbo]

The moment i heard Tom Hanks had coronavirus I came to this video

[@AlexBArgo]

Same

[@Znijik]

My favorite ASMR is back.

[@hark9447]

Do you happen to have high quality rips of these? Would be a funny "movie poster" decoration

[@maurolone]

Shit that's all I want right now

[@LeviathanLP]

I would actually buy those posters

[@randomstranger623]

That would be a good patreon reward??? But seriously, try asking him on twitter or something, idk.

[@angmering5899]

You forgot The Lamb Shank Refraction. Oh wait, that was Tummy Rubbings.

[@datacentre81]

This video has permeated my brain to the point that this is how I think of these movies now. I saw the poster for Turner and Hooch the other day and I was like "Oh hey, Tuber and Hoonis"

[@DiamondBrickZ]

Seems that someone has had fun with sbubbies.

[@nukingthisacc.eventually1939]

Eef freef?

[@DiamondBrickZ]

Amurica Runn No DunDun

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Adididididas

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Kurger Bing

[@NicolasSequeira]

Pumpkins is life, it wakes me up in the morning and inspires me for the decade

[@jakek1735]

Can we just appreciate the fact that this man painstakingly photoshopped every single one of these posters with new titles, actor names, AND taglines, all in service of this. Some of the posters appear on screen for barely a second. Neil you absolute god-tier meme lord.

[@saganrak]

Not only that, many of the posters have ridiculous names in the credits text as well!!!!

[@JeonardShadby505]

Update 2020: Our man Hanks got sick with the cornocavirus while filming his latest role as Colonel Sanders in Bobz Blurrhman's untitled biotography of Elmes Pretzel

[@thogwedgie]

leonardo d’catboy **sighs** **takes out sketchbook**

[@stevensmith1031]

I appreciate the follow-up to the League of Their Own joke from the Guide to LOTR.

[@gnalkhere]

This came out a tad early so for anyone concerned about the exclusion of A Bountiful Dip in the Neighbour's Bowl, Tom Hanks Vs Predator, Greenbus, Nip in the Bud, Flack, Everlong, Pancakes, An Amalgam Order, and Who then this is why r.i.,p Peegle Scalia

[@themandownstairs4765]

"Pregnet" is about as good a name for a crime film as "Dragnet"

[@owencoukell388]

Bustin makes me feel like Tom Hanks

[@chasebalcziunas4289]

Owen Coukell Tom Hanks makes me feel good

[@chandlerj333]

I get the same emotion that I get from Tom Hanks

[@probablymelgibson2344]

HANKSQUEST

[@jankielbobrowsky5692]

*Inhales deeply* Tom Hanks was inducted as an honorary member into the Ranger Hall of Fame for his honorable and accurate portrayal of a Ranger Company Commander during World War II in the movie Saving Private Ryan, and his continued commitment to ensuring the honor of those that served was properly recognized through his service as the National Spokesman for the World War II Memorial Campaign and Honorary Chairman of the D-Day Museum Capital Campaign. Although a renowned Oscar winning actor, his service to the Ranger community through his untiring efforts, numerous interviews and public appearances helped the World to remember the sacrifices and courage of our Armed Forces during World War II. He was instrumental in assisting in the funding for, and the dedication of, the World War II Memorial in Washington, DC, and the National D-Day Museum in Louisiana. Mr. Hanks said in an interview: “I am fascinated by this period and see it as something that very much relates to how we live our lives today. The world is still, by and large, a question of what is right and what is wrong. And the best example that we can have at our disposal is to take a look at what happened during the Second World War.”† Mr. Hanks also helped write and produce the critically acclaimed and Emmy Award winning miniseries Band of Brothers.† He hoped that Band of Brothers may remind Americans exactly what The Greatest Generation sacrificed for us. “As filmmakers, we certainly hope to entertain those in search of a great story. We also hope to enlighten those who are unaware of history and those who are unappreciative of the human cost of preserving our great freedoms.” Through his efforts on many fronts from actor, to filmmaker, to spokesman, to chairman, Mr. Hanks has enlightened Americans and the World on the most honorable profession; that of a Soldier.

[@jankielbobrowsky5692]

I bet you didn’t know that

[@Arcian]

God bequeathes upon us a miracle! Praise upon Him!

[@Quickhand]

I laughed so hard, I had tears streaming down my face. I was at work when this happened. So I had to show the video to my colleagues. They didn't get it. Time for a new job.

[@crispysteve42]

I WANTED MORE OF THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@shibbyguy101]

Don’t you mean “Hank you”?

[@crispysteve42]

@@shibbyguy101 NO I DON'T

[@sweesbees]

The loveable hero from “Anastasia” is back!

[@mejd16]

Please don't ever stop making this series.

[@grawlixTV]

Is this how it feels to have a stroke? Everything's close to how you think it's supposed to be but not quite right and you aren't given time to process exactly what was wrong before the next incorrect thing shows up?

[@normanclatcher]

1:19 "There's no crying in Mordor."

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

The more I analyze this video and cross-compare it to Tom Hanks' film history, the more I'm convinced that Neil is a comedic wizard. Just pause on any poster and you will find hilarious stuff written in text perfectly replicating the original poster's font. Just look at 1:19 with A League of Their Own, changed to The Lord of the Rings. Look at how perfectly the font is replicated. The 'e' in "The Lord" is taken from the last 'e' in "A League" on the original poster, but it's tail is lengthened to flow better into "Lord." This looks like the work of a professional typographer. And that's just one poster out of dozens, each one with countless little details like that. It's simply outstanding. Full props.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

holy shit i have rewatched the “king of the ring” and the star trek one so many fuckin times lmfao im so happy theres another one 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Thank U Neil Our Savior

[@Kokonutzlz]

I love Hanksgiving, what a wonderful time of year

[@Rabbachino]

I feel like Neil has been keeping this one saved for Hanksgiving, a special occasion for us all

[@FictitiousSkyxxo]

I’m never disappointed when I see a new video from y’all in my sub box.

[@Fireshock20]

2:14 "I'm not even certain all this text will be visible at all why do I keep editing these parts" Because someone like me will take the time to read them all, that's why

[@prettygoodgoose3831]

Neil, my boy. You forgot about his first-ever film role - He blows a Trombone (1980)

[@MagickFlavour]

I wish Tom Hanks was my dad.

[@FerHivore]

He might be; although not mentioned in this extremely informative video, Tom Hanks is father to over 80% of the world’s population, including Colin Hanks, Elizabeth Hanks, and Tom Hanks himself! Wow!

[@timsillery8709]

My mom mistakenly thought Tom Hanks was my Dad once whilst I was watching a Jack Black comedy.

[@ShenDoodles]

John Hanks is all of our dadas.

[@TimThomason]

He lives thousands of miles away, and I've never met him. He's just like my dad.

[@WheezyShotta]

Thanks so much, thought I was behind but now I can use this to study for the BIG TEST

[@chocodoco4855]

MATANGO IS MY FAVORITE ANIME POPSTAR.

[@ClFUR]

this is low-key how some of the lemon demon fandom is about Neil

[@MYG]

Good to see someone knows the Tom Hanks lore this well.

[@solidkingcobra]

it was slow at first then it was just one comedic assault right after another. you just murdered me with laughter.

[@Lulzmango]

I'm happy that Tom Hanks was able to survive COVID for his most recent reboot: The Moist Brothers

[@IstasPumaNevada]

All the text was visible. Thank you for editing those parts. :)

[@the7percentsolution]

Solving a Pirate's Riddle fucking killed me, lmao.

[@mootbooxle]

layers and layers of hilarity! as usual! i’m gonna watch again after I catch my breath.

[@Drakefance5]

TomHank you HanksMaster, now I will redirect this to any newbies I see on the sub forum.

[@yepisuredolikecats3979]

it’s important for me to make sure you know my dad loves this video

[@jacobdavies4379]

I’m glad Neil has made Tom hanks

[@incubuskills3608]

these are my absolute FAVORITE types of videos that you do. they steal my sides every time.

[@incubuskills3608]

guide to lord of the rings is something me and my friend watch like, once a month. its fucking hilarious each time

[@Aloemancer]

Personally, i feel that The King of the Hobgoblins is one of the Hanks's most underrated films.

[@Scoranofsky]

I need this to be updated now that Tom Hanks is in Pinoochkio where he gives birth to a little Tom Hanks puppet.

[@qsycho_city9635]

1:59 I am going to cry

[@qsycho_city9635]

I love this video and wish this movie was real

[@Skinney135]

I wondered if there'd ever be more of these. Love the voice and hearing Neil say "bagel bites"

[@Zephle]

THIS IS ONLY 4 YEARS OLD? I thought this was like from dinosaur times

[@steelblue8]

Watching this while feverish and only barely conscious sure is an experience

[@aaronsibley]

my favourite tom hanks film was "small tom hanks as a boy wishes with magic and becomes large man who plays large piano" starring tom hanks directed by penny marshall

[@PheePeaAnimation]

i can't believe you're still doing Guide To's oh my god this is the best day of my life

[@xox_andres]

When did I subscribe to this channel I don't even know this channel

[@Hanklerfishies]

lol

[@Altoclarinets]

depending on how long you've been on the internet, possibly back in the potter puppet pals days, before he spun that off onto its own channel?

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