Guildford Gimps

[@Luimneachturnal]

Quite a good visit overall. That lady at the front door was pretty funny in that she barked for help from the most laid back and chill sergeant I've ever seen.

[@sandwichman100]

she was not having it no powers! pull the other one lol

[@ThreepwoodForest]

the sergeant just woke up lol

[@cfaraway5619]

I think he was at the evidence locker before this 🤔🤣

[@aprilia64ape54]

Sgt couldnotgiveafuck.

[@caseyalexander1705]

His casual smile was enough to know he did not give AF. His little wave to Karen to carry on and go away.

[@Adam-zq5rw]

Sarge definitely knew the Karen was going to be hassle and I bet they've crossed paths before. He probably thought "WTF does she want this time..." Great audit AB, nice to see they were pretty much polite and non hostile. Maybe word is finally getting around now?

[@TBagr]

The Sgt was great! He told Karen to move along and was very professional, courteous and respectful with you. Overall A for that station.

[@tankie9997]

She was the only one who got moved on 😆 Absolute comedy gold

[@martinkingsbury2179]

Looked like an absolute bag of shite though

[@ghostuk4969]

I know that sergeant personally he started as a PCSO. He is a good lad and very laid back in his approach His name is Ed Lyons and is harmless. He hasnt changed one bit. I've known him from 2009 he obviously joined up as a regular and has been promoted since.

[@Daimo83]

Credit to the force. Obviously knows the law and doesn't apply it aggressively.

[@ragnarthered2179]

it's nice to see one with a sense of humour.

[@georgeorwell5596]

What a great approach by the Sargent

[@EdOeuna]

The problem with the police now is that they want everyone to have a humanities degree but no life experience. Old mate Ed here doesn’t give a shit because he’s got far more to worry about, and being a sarge, probably exposes him to more rules and regulations and decision making actions.

[@leewolf6434]

Sergeant chill. Respect. I bet he’s an absolute brute with arrests though, makes sure paper work is bullet proof so guilty parties get convicted without using a loophole to avoid jail.

[@TheTruthTeller99]

That sergeant was chill af and knew the time

[@mikrofoncu]

probably was about to start his shift and didn’t want to get any task for himself straight away lol

[@MartinHiggins1972]

He sho knew what time it was yo

[@richardkinghorn4729]

Very cool sarge there AB, he was so laid back he was almost horizontal. This is how the police should be towards the public not breaking any laws. Keep them up.

[@andyburnham8796]

When she shouted 'Officer' I was expecting him to say 'Yes Karen'

[@paigeleigh2554]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@alexanderevans7426]

I was expecting him to face palm and mutter, " Oh gawd, her again". 🤪😅

[@jimmyESSEXUK]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ToddDouglasFox]

I really do think that we should give “Karen” a break and use something more like Paula for a while.

[@DunamisStorm]

Guildford police station seems like the most laid back station you’ve been to in a long while. Good laughs too. Keep up the good work AB!

[@cardigan3000]

guilford doesnt have a whole lot of crime

[@chris-ex7cn]

There laid back cuz they smoke the skunk they sieze

[@cardigan3000]

@@chris-ex7cn all cops do that

[@JustMe-cs6yg]

That copper found this funny. He kept smiling

[@gwyneth7812]

I reckon he knew who AB was..

[@JustMe-cs6yg]

@@gwyneth7812 definitely

[@josephlee4443]

Weed toker

[@gwyneth7812]

@@josephlee4443 ha ha, yes i wondered that - he had a 'Totnes' look about him!!!

[@robertcallen963]

I love edd the Sargents bemused look as A.B dismisses the karen 😂. It was almost as if he wished he could have joined in 😂😂😂😂

[@timtam6442]

“I work here” Well crack on Karen, those floors aren’t gonna sweep themselves

[@AJGeeTV]

This was hilarious, AB. Really made my day. Thanks for such a funny audit. The sergeant was super-cool and chilled, 10 out of 10 to him for professionality, but you know, I reckon the gimp collar actually belonged to him but he was too shy to admit he lost it in front of you and colleagues!

[@motellion]

Excellent as always AB, and respect to the Sgt. for his professionalism and respecting rights.

[@scottyfarrow]

I agree. The Sgt was great. My only concern is what would he be like if another pig was there. Someone to try and show off to. I must admit though, he was very professional.

[@Jester-Riddle]

@@scottyfarrow Not sure why that was a concern, as the Sgt had already dealt with the two women by dismissing their 'complaints' and in full sight of the one that loitered ...

[@scottyfarrow]

@@Jester-Riddle 2 women, not a fellow pig. That's the difference.

[@scottyfarrow]

@@vanpallandt5799 currupt pigs deserve to be dehumanised

[@peterwentworth9181]

I'm sure the Sargent has seen lots of audits on KZbin. He was clever enough not to look like a plonker.

[@freedc2055]

Give the sergeant some respect he was ok and friendly

[@deanivan3951]

He just told the truth, did the Sgt have any powers to stop him?

[@chadpescod-realtor3308]

That should be the minimum standard, not cause for celebration.

[@Mr_.G]

Funny how it's very often a "Karen", who isn't a Police Officer, that starts to throw around words like "Suspicious".

[@roymorrison3861]

Lol AB that sleepy head cop looks like he misplaced his collar, or it may belong to the grumpy ginger woman something strange going on in that police station scary,another great video from AB stay safe out there lots of love from Ireland

[@carltonlambert7608]

Karen's of all walks of life are problematic and constantly working white knights to death.

[@geoffbreen2386]

Could you imagine having her as a neighbour?

[@llewellynjones1115]

What a brilliant sergeant. That wry smile on his face was pure gold.

[@antof1235]

Why can't every audit go like this one, cool calm professional, educational and entertaining. Well done AB Ireland watching ☘️🇮🇪

[@gazzanorth4373]

Nicey nicey can be boring. A good old barney with the auditor coming out on top is what people really hope for. Northern Ireland watching to🇬🇧

[@78bollox]

Imagine doing this on the Gardaí

[@78bollox]

@@gazzanorth4373 or the PSNI 😂

[@adgepeterb]

It went smoothly because from the very beginning they were made aware who AB was.. across the country all forces has received a memo about AB and have been told DO NOT ENGAGE

[@glennpiper1]

I think all the Audits are calm and proffessional or am I missing something?

[@Clan501-Scotland]

The dog collar has me crying. When the woman acts like its completely normal, love it 😂😂😂👌

[@officerzarius9958]

She probably left her pet off the lead lol

[@christinemunday8806]

Been going through a real tough time recently after loosing my mum. Always loved your videos but these are getting me through and making me smile 😊 after watching. Such a descent guy and very professional well done AB! Looking forward to the next video 👀

[@finbar4340]

Sorry to hear about your mum, stay strong, take care Ash.

[@AuditingBritain]

So sorry Christine to hear about Your loss😢Thank You. Nice to hear my video brought back a smile to Your face.Yo all the best❤️❤️❤️

[@Brizlebird]

Awww sorry Christine. Condolences on the loss of your Mum.

[@danielzaba9913]

God bless you Christine, my condolences.

[@mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934]

Sorry to hear that. Stay strong 🙏🏻

[@DiverseDreamer]

Easily the best, most friendly, approachable and professional Police Station and Officers you have ever audited and filmed. Thank you Guildford Police for looking after AB and being so kind to show us around your Police Station. This is what the British Public and Tax Payers expect to see when we Audit Britain. Thanks AB ! Regards, BIRD

[@marklatimer7333]

They must put something in the tea at this station that keeps them all "laid back", shame the first Lady drinks coffee.

[@mikemurphy2953]

Subscriber for life! A.B. Never give up on what you do mate

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank You Mike🤴🏼

[@adrianmorley3559]

Sarge just finished his bag phat morning joint

[@wedgeed8770]

Definitely waked and baked 😂

[@piers132]

Can’t blame him 😂

[@marcorossi4008]

😂😂😂👌👌

[@andyh9030]

Lol that was my 1st thought too 🤣

[@taboo1459]

​@@wedgeed8770bake with me anytime 😊

[@eamonnevans8005]

Guildford, my home town. Police station opened in 1974 and the Guildford Four were among the first "overnight guests".

[@Febow]

AB you're genuinely doing this country a service. You are showing the whole nation how the police conduct themselves with professional/law abiding citizen like yourself. I'd like to thank you for your service AB!

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@g4kfjve7kfj34]

Careful pal

[@Febow]

@@g4kfjve7kfj34 Careful of?

[@g4kfjve7kfj34]

no not you AB

[@multiplus5887]

That sgt is a a legend. Chilled and calm

[@jasonrushton7133]

That sargent really couldnt give a toss about anything lol hes defo the kind of cop let u have a quick smoke before having go to the custody desk lol

[@steveshepherd2712]

That's the Sargent you want to encounter! Nice bloke, level headed and a sense of humor, sure he would not take no guff though 😁

[@tohrasup]

Can you do the Chinese embassy in London? The good people of Taiwan would appreciate.

[@Benfica_91]

Yes please do this would love to see them shiver in there boots.

[@The-Great-Brindian]

AB should create a separate channel that showcases England to the world. He's brilliant at it, where ever he goes around the nation he does justice to the place he's visiting and reminds us all what a beautiful country we all live in. We truly are blessed.

[@ToddDouglasFox]

KZbin is all over the world. 🙁

[@ramalama9650]

Good grief, that Sarge would make a good Tramp if he smartened himself up a bit.

[@sailingshipp]

That sarge gave one of the best responses I've ever seen to an auditor - complete indifference. He shooed that Karen back into the door and chatted away, he asked questions in a non-confrontational manner and didn't abuse his authority. Seems the spliffs they hand out at morning parade work wonders!

[@marcovargas4483]

Would you mind explaining what you mean by a tramp to this poor American, please?

[@fenderengland]

@@marcovargas4483 a hobo / homeless dude

[@johnvienta7622]

Blame those stupid uniforms which rarely suit the wearer.

[@ramalama9650]

@@marcovargas4483 A vagrant: A person without a settled home or regular work who wanders from place to place and lives by begging.

[@romanellis4504]

Most chilled out laid back Sargent I've ever seen, seemed a genuine cool guy, great work AB keep it up mate love your vids

[@changykhan3197]

"Red ball in mouth" lol 😂 bro you foookin legend i'm on the floor 🤣🙃

[@douglipscomb3002]

We'd have that Sergeant over here in Australia! Our coppers have become rude, overbearing lap dogs to dictatorial politicians! There is a push back coming though!

[@edsmithcanham5438]

I am praying for your country and people

[@johnbonner2306]

most are nothing like this

[@Jester-Riddle]

In the 1970's during the Punk Rock days those collars and similar items were quite often worn publicly by Punks ...

[@sadrahman3242]

Hi AB, have you ever thought of filming in front of 10 Downing Street or New Scotland Yard ?

[@AuditingBritain]

I can’t see why not

[@Brian-Boru]

Brilliant AB, Sargent has to get a pass aswell very chilled with you! Keep auditing Britain 🙂

[@abit9485]

That chilled Sgt needs promoting. If all police acted in this way the world would be a better place.

[@musicrealm007]

Power it’s all about perceived power ,that women just had to ,couldn’t help herself,another great video my friend ❤️🙏🤗👏👏👍🏻🎸🎼

[@mattpayne3349]

Police staff of course - might be head of the typing pool.

[@musicrealm007]

@@mattpayne3349 😂😁

[@Mr120volts]

Yo AB! That ending was the funniest thing I have seen in awhile. Keep up the good work!

[@abstract2435]

AB, what a paradigm shift with regards to how you are received in comparison to your earlier audits. It has to be said, that was an infectiously hilarious audit to date! A profound many thanks!!🙏🏾 PS: your charge for human rights acknowledgment, has not gone unnoticed - we appreciate you brother! Bravo!

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@jonparkhouse920]

Hay! Thats my collar. Lol. Another great audit! Loved the demeanour of the sergant. Luv from sunny Wales

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank You Jon🙏🏼My cat took over the collar ,sorry lol

[@jayp7819]

Genuinely laughed out loud, when you said red ball in the mouth 😂😂😂😂

[@AuditingBritain]

😁

[@MrG-.-]

I have been past the station so many times and had no idea until today what the entrance looks like..... Informative!

[@JuxtaPositionings]

That sergeant was loving it 😂

[@themilktrayman7369]

I was loving him and that grin. Love to know what he said to that bewildered old dear. Maybe, "run along inside, quickly now, your embarrassing yourself, silly" Sarge was a class act and a very unique example of what and how a Police Officer should be. He earned his deserved respect right there and then.

[@2102Chris]

Ohh you found my necklace, did you check every corner of the backyard for my missing gag ball 😂😂😂😂. Good video m8. Love your humor 😃

[@Just-Tony]

😂😂😂 That was a funny one AB..... you're one of the few auditors that even if there isn't any altercation, it's worth watching your vids for a laugh anyway. (The Chief-Constable looks VERY strict 😂😂)

[@marydaniel3252]

You’re the best AB! Always bringing humour

[@samcadwallader2899]

I reckon that stoned looking, relaxed PC was the owner of the gimp collar.

[@Cobretti20001]

Did he steal it from your old man?

[@oldseadogcb3130]

Such an amazingly chilled & laid back audit there AB. Maybe they are going to change the name from "Divisional" HQ to "Correctional" HQ and that collar means in future you will be able to request a leather bound collared "PET" cop so you are safe to go out wandering at night hahaha!!!

[@KeyboardBloke]

Hey AB, that ending was hilarious!!!! About right though!!!

[@fejziibro8902]

AB I never laughed so much at the end of this video.God bless you for your humour and the free education.

[@trickybrickys]

Yooooo. The man himself is back with a boom 💥 nice one AB 😊😊

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@charlesviner1565]

Yo

[@johnroache32]

What a nice surprise. I left 10 hours ago to go to town… 25 miles just to the outskirts. Spent the day visiting friends having lunch, grocery shopping, hardware store, post office, gas/Petro and I go to AB’s Place. Yippi❗️ I don’t care if it’s 15 minutes stirring up the grass. Hi AB. How many people in America I wanna say hello AB. Just do it.🌺

[@MussoliniLondon]

That Sergeant was finding it hilarious when you were going at that lady 🤣🤣🤣

[@pickledpelican2094]

I recently discovered you...now i am hooked. Love from Hong kong

[@AuditingBritain]

Yo 🇭🇰

[@TonyMontana-zr6ev]

Omg, I had a shitty day, but damn you videos make my smile . Thnx for making my day👍

[@AuditingBritain]

😁👍

[@sali8312]

Have you thought about doing other government buildings like the council builders, town hall etc?

[@RW-mi8so]

AB We love you. Good to see someone who contains so much professionalism while defending our rights, often leading to police frustration and ultimately lacking that professionalism. See you in the next video 👍

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@rizmark5522]

He is the king of Auditors. He knows what to say and when to let go..

[@michall1949]

That collar... I think I might have lost it there. Did you see red ball around that place too? I can't find it either.

[@ahma2015]

Yo ! AB ❤️great video like always

[@richardtheeighth4431]

Things you could do with the unclaimed collar. 1. Put it under the windscreen wiper. 2. Throw it on the front seat of a plod mobile. 3. Attach it to the antenna. 4. Hog tie both plod legs together with it. 5. Replace it with their cuffs. 6. Tag it with the sausage plod name and "collar" number from the Hertfordshire parts 1 and 2 videos then hand it in to their station. Yes, ABs videos always cheer me up. 🤣 😂 🤣

[@AuditingBritain]

😂😂😂😂

[@londonderrry]

"He's POWERLESS against me." Loved it...

[@stuarthowell2510]

A.B thank you so much for making my day better ,, you make me laugh every time .. please never stop

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@heywoodjablomee]

AB is NOT stealing the collar, he's adding it to his rather large collection

[@AuditingBritain]

🤨

[@sailingshipp]

That's not a collar, it's a c***ring!

[@ashgudgeon7701]

This video made me laugh so much! Made my day AB Thankyou!😆😂🤣

[@djdelight_musik7181]

I bet that old boot gave the Sgt some stick when he went in.She needs protecting form herself , not from people with a camera 😂 The female officer seemed to know a bit more about that collar than she was letting on & soon made a hasty getaway when questioned on it further 🤣

[@frederickvandazar4125]

Oh AB your just too funny what would we do without you this is better than daytime television lol keep it up bro best auditor ever

[@terrytibbs8083]

AB needs to change his phones and move more carefully as they seem to know when he’s in their area these days. 100% being monitored, probably illegally

[@JoeyRhubarb]

Tin foil time.

[@allyup3404]

Sarge was so laid back he was horizontal. Nice to see for a change. That first Karen needs to take a leaf out of his book.

[@trickybrickys]

My mate Tom left that there 🤣🤣

[@thepianoman1010]

Very refreshing to see a great copper like this Segeant!

[@myheathenheart1259]

Gimp is such an underrated word

[@dimitri2132]

Got some welly to it hasn't it

[@Geoffinfinity]

AB you always bring sunshine to the cloudiest of days keep up the good work my friend 👍

[@stacey62293]

Looks like everyone in that station got the memo but her :) I appreciate seeing these good audits it is after all what we all want to see. Well some I am sure are just here for the drama. Good work as always AB!!

[@hoppersdoppers]

Looked like a dog collar to me...AB you shady character you! Great audit and much congrats on all the subs... you deserve more my friend. Much love

[@johnnosiennek7066]

What a scruffy Sgt ,Once upon a time being a policeman was an honour but he looks like he's gone through the laundry bag and thrown on the first thing he finds !

[@Timmysminivanventures]

That woman is on a major power trip! She looked like a right fool! Great vid as always AB!

[@solcutta3661]

Refreshing to see a station that's cool and relaxed and non confrontational... Rare.

[@philnewton-england7795]

F***** H*** A.B. What a hilarious vid......& that last picture had me in hysterics !!! BRILLIANT !! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@carparkcampers8407]

After all the negative auditing lately , it’s nice to have a audit we can all laugh at 😂

[@AuditingBritain]

👍

[@Ste6ve1]

AB's audits are always good and turn out well. It's the auditors with heads that get bigger and brains that get smaller are the ones letting down the auditing crowd. KARMA is starting to kick in with those that think they are bigger than the law and act like children. Well done AB, another good one that shows you top of the game.

[@Saavvvv]

No big confrontations but I think this was the best one in a while AB. Nice and friendly mostly and the dialogue with the choker was just awesome 😂

[@Cursedttea]

Spat my drink out at the ending 😭😂

[@justanotherviewer4821]

Great audit as always AB. Loved the jokes at the end and of course the sergeant not abusing his powers.

[@Chris-nf3sg]

Best British auditor- end of. 👍

[@silverghost8143]

interesting as always Ab . Nice and joyful interaction with the sarg, and the lady at the bollard lol .. thank you for sharing your experience with us .

[@matteoromani5289]

Please AB bring accents back!!

[@captainbirdseye2305]

At the Pohleese stayshawn

[@nickjohnson2570]

YO!!......I used to live there. Very expensive so I moved south to Sussex. Can you do an audit of Chichester please? If you do Id love to come along. I have some serious griviances with their staff and would love to observe your audit first hand. Will buy you lunch too if you like

[@sadiekendrewx7253]

Brilliant AB but staffie dogs do wear that type of collar, they put name tag on the ring lol 🤣🤣🤣you always make me laugh

[@ajitpatel9106]

Another absolutely absolutely absolutely fantastic video. More of these vids. Soooo hilarious this video was. And stay safe PLEASE.

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@johnstephen7557]

Ah great AB! You found my collar....wondered where i dropped it 🤔

[@markjosephbudgieridgard]

Oh Dear AB that was so funny Iam chuckling away here... The sergeant what a great guy... He has to be the most unauthorative person ever... So laid back he's horizontal I wish he was my boss.... What a smashing fella he really is a star.... And two of those female officers where just gorgeous what on earth are they doing in Surrey constabulary?..... They belong on the cat walk modeling Victoria Beckhams outrageously expensive garments..... Bloody hell it would be a pleasure to get arrested by any of those two 😁 great vlog AB 👍

[@suffolknewlarker3608]

You are a cheeky man with that ending to your upload, hilarious AB

[@AuditingBritain]

😁👍

[@hackers6124]

That was hilarious! And that Sergeant was definitely woken up! 😂😂😂

[@ggknews6786]

Ab you crack me up keep up the good work.

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@HHK1090]

AB when was this filmed? I was working in that same area last week (in that first building you went past on the left), would’ve liked to have seen you and said hi man. Anyways as always great video bud!

[@ExileRadio]

AB is a brave man picking up the fetish collar

[@plug4uk696]

10 out of 10 to the Sergeant for Observing the situation and acting in an appropriate manner, well done sir ;-) PMSL with the end bit of the video, your wicked, I've got bloody tears in my eyes now, shaking the bush boss, shaking the bush. Lol

[@bozos2799]

Bro this video was class 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Keep them coming AB your content is golden hopefully the next vid is out quick haha

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@S1CKB1KEZ]

Hey my friend - I’ve been watching all your videos for the last 3 days solid on my television - but I’ve had to come on my mobile KZbin app to comment - bro you are hilarious - I love this video Guildford gimps lol - I love how you ask them about the sex collar and then you say about red ball in mouth 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro I have been in stitches for last 3 days 😂😂😂 love ya videos - keep it up - a fan from NORTH EAST - DARLINGTON - come see what type of reaction you would get here !! I would love to see that 😂😂😂👍👍