Essex Girls

Part 1
• Essex Police Headquarters

[@kevinbennington887]

Yo, AB You are pure class, I fell off My chair when You said "Mary Poppins is here" Their ego is so inflated that they cannot cope when stood up to, they need to be reminded they are public servants, and You do so in abundance, well done.

[@BotheredNowUKAUDITS]

agreed

[@gb4453]

Yes it was very funny and I had a laugh to .

[@maximasromulus6316]

Superb!

[@sgthaggis1448]

AB is the Don of Auditing.

[@maximasromulus6316]

@@sgthaggis1448 Superbly true!

[@stuartwardlaw2056]

This is up there with the “Italian” episode. Entertainment at its best. Roll on part 3

[@casuallad735]

These are the best ones.

[@RonnieVaiArovo]

Yeah AB needs to bring back his Italian side, it was genuinely convincing, would be authentic if he knew basic Italian however 😂😂

[@stuartwardlaw2056]

Chris Cringleford. Look up Auditing Britain Italian,you'll get it there.

[@MegaTpope]

Nothing beats the Italian episode!!!! 😂

[@DMC888]

Still waiting on a Borat episode.

[@johng6997]

You know what they say about Essex Girls. This was the best audit in a long time. Keep up the good work, three more control freaks imortalized on KZbin

[@huskyfaninmass1042]

What do they say about them?

[@mr.diabolik5997]

@@huskyfaninmass1042 sl ags

[@roberthellyer1892]

Not only Essex girls but blonde as well even if only out of a bottle

[@mr.diabolik5997]

@Glockjaw 😭 you done crying ?

[@Johnarry]

Don't have to be essex girls to be stupid.

[@Scouse_Wayne]

AB: we'll have a race, I guarantee you wont catch me Also AB: **standing up** ahh, I just pulled a muscle.

[@bmeghani88]

He could probably still outrun her with a pulled muscle

[@jaxonsjerseys]

That cracked me up 🤣 I feel that

[@mattpayne3349]

Could have been his love muscle but I doubt it.

[@ComboMuster]

LOLOL

[@benji.B-side]

Haha Funny and great observation. Have a well deserved 'Like' from me, to reach the magic 100 number of 'Likes' : )

[@jeffreymiller5462]

"Hang on, Mary Poppins is coming." I nearly regurgitated my drink. 😅😅😅

[@TheSadButMadLad]

OMG! There's going to be a part 3. Essex police really are proving their stupdity.

[@collinw1353]

I'd love to see their faces after they watch this on KZbin and realize AB has 130k subscribers and he obviously knows video law better than they do. They're hopefully going to recognize how stupid and paranoid they were.

[@yusufzaeem4048]

They wouldn't

[@beingiwe7256]

They probably would laugh. And feel like they have been tangoed

[@nicolanicholson4339]

Won't ever see it.... too busy watching love Island

[@billyjesus5442]

hopefully their friends and family get to see what nasty people they are to the public.

[@AndrewFosterSheff69]

I doubt that. They don't recruit the brightest, they recruit the ones they can order around and who won't question the legality of the order. What leaves my jaw dropped every single time with these FOOLS is that if someone seriously wanted to do them harm (because unlike THEM the general public aren't sociopathic SCUMBAGS that have no honour), they wouldn't see it coming! You wouldn't broadcast your intentions by standing outside and making yourself a target, you'd use google earth and "drive bys". So THAT in and of itself PROVES it is a plain and simple power trip to force you to "move along" and NOTHING to do with them feeling secure or threatened. If they feel threatened by someone holding a camera, then I can only assume they are conscious that their activities are unlawful!

[@Mrleejunman]

This is the trouble with so many female police, they get far too emotional when people don't obey them , then they quickly start getting wound up and angry. It's is then impossible for them to de-escalate any situation. I'm fact they always seem to escalate situations. The one in the grey t-shirt is losing it, you can tell by the tone of voice.

[@John_Wood_]

ready for tears she was. They must never have been told 'no' on their lives.

[@valentinius62]

Princesses.

[@tazp123]

ABE - Always Be Escalating.

[@ant7699]

I wasn't going to say anything, but as you have.... The problem I have experienced is that a lot of the female officers work and conclude more with emotion and not with reason, logic and of course....with the law. I think the guy in blue there said to those ladies that some uniformed police would go and speak to AB.... And I think their emotional bruised egos would have been satisfied, thinking in thier own heads that AB would be on track to get his "comeuppance"... Payback in thier minds......... Ladies.... Curb your emotions please.

[@natalyahadley4109]

I'm a women and feel exactly the same, I actually groan out loud at the women, They're relentless 😫😫

[@markfox7764]

"What about the yellow snow?" - I nearly shat laughing ;-)

[@apk74]

“Protecting my staff, my buildings and my property” 😮 did she really just say that??

[@gr4]

I literally can’t stop watching this video 😂 watched it about 8 times so far and every time I laugh more 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro this is the best video you’ve made so far 😂

[@emzzyjane25]

😂😂😂😂😂 I'm the same

[@GamerUK]

“You don’t look fit to me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AC-13]

😂 🤣 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 classic one liner 🤣

[@PSG81]

But she really doesn't

[@hemikoti2158]

When you did the French and Italian audits... You promised a Borat Special... We're waiting patiently!! 😂

[@Sam-xh5jl]

I'm watching this at 2am and laughing my head off. You are a genius and totally make fools out of those muppets, but scary to know they feel they have some power.

[@zoe20176]

same its 2am i am dieying🤣

[@briansymmes7917]

Anyone who says “At the end of the day.” twice in one conversation immediately loses their right to be taken seriously. These 2 ladies are your best catch yet AB, pure gold, two morons in one place.

[@narajuna]

o BOY just went trough 6 or more of those, never ending conversation...

[@andyb7339]

That was hilarious 🤣 Couldn't stop laughing when Mary Poppins turned up

[@jazzytimes2373]

bunch of clowns ...

[@SAMJE123456]

Same here mary poppins then yellow snow i hurt my sides laughing that much i was crying.

[@andyb7339]

@@SAMJE123456 AB is a legend so funny but cool with it 👍

[@ravc7496]

hahha absolutely dying watching this when I should be sleeping. love it

[@smile4shaheen]

AB that was brilliant mate! I couldn't stop laughing throughout. 🤣

[@mikeweston2813]

They tried hard to escalate the situation .All of them need further training .

[@TheMercifulKnight]

@@johnstonlee And stopping people film them is going to magically stop those security breaches. Right.

[@MrPicoop59]

@@johnstonlee Then surely these officers would be better employed building bridges with photographers/vloggers/auditors, who are providing an extra set of eyes for crimes taking place. To quote the NPCC: 'There are no powers prohibiting the taking of photographs, film or digital images in a public place. Therefore, members of the public and press should not be prevented from doing so.  We need cooperation with the media and amateur photographers. They play a vital role as their images help us identify criminals.'

[@yusufzaeem4048]

I agree

[@TheMercifulKnight]

@@johnstonlee his whole purpose is the film buildings owned by the tax payer and test the police ability to engage with the public.

[@DashCamNetwork]

This has to be one of the funniest interactions you have ever had

[@davidc6633]

No Disrespect Dash Cam Network My Favourites Are .... "Pardon My French" "Derbyshire Police" "West Midlands Police" And Definitely This One

[@FATHER_KLP1137]

@@davidc6633 botox police was the best one but it seems to have been taken down... for a SECOND TIME.

[@moby1388]

Mary Poppins is coming. That's a classic.

[@Dynamikcheese]

"YOU ARE DISMISSED. Thank you sir" the exact thing that should have happened at the start. Lol

[@rupertrigsby]

Another 1st class interaction by The Master. Cant wait for part 3

[@JamesTaylor-je6es]

One of the very best. I'm in stitches.

[@TheCount66]

This was absolutely brilliant. Well done AB.

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@lilmanartist4071]

I love how she keeps saying once you go over the barrier your in the wrong, but not once did you go over the barrier or attempt too🤦‍♂️ embarrassing

[@CapybaraConnoisseur89]

Ohhh man I was pissing myself 😂😂 some comebacks are just pure gold, especially when you said you don't like fit 🤣

[@easylilbro]

Listening to the roasting is absolutely hilarious man “Oo Mary poppins is here” shits hilarious bro Great video

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@johnvienta7622]

@@AuditingBritain , please let there be another video about the uniformed Police who stopped you at the end.

[@bennyhill4228]

I bloody roared at he "Mary Poppins" remark xD was expecting the Von Trapps to roll up lmao

[@johnvienta7622]

@@daveysrevolution5940 , feel free to let AB and the rest of us know when having a bad attitude and being rude (in your esteemed opinion) is unlawful.

[@anunusualironiccircumstanc2246]

😂😂😂😂

[@bidderman1969]

when a "member of staff" knows more than the coppers, you know something is seriously wrong, :D

[@cuckingfunt9353]

I wonder what he got kicked out for !

[@ashorty21]

It's my guess he is training staff.it is a collage for recruits

[@8busby]

That was brilliant, she was dressed like Kevin and Perry, 3 of them do the walk of shame

[@markjosephbudgieridgard]

Oh dear AB.... you done it again.... Got me into fit's of laughter🤣 that interaction was so so funny.... Class act AB 👍

[@rogtech8]

This was hilarious. Nothing short of hilarious. Good stuff watching everyone freak out over nothing and you making jokes hahaha

[@Kerry383xx]

Made my evening after a crazy day at work! 😅 Even when you say "that's weird" had me in tears 🤣 love you AB ✌

[@AuditingBritain]

❤️

[@eddiesilver.7915]

This is brilliant AB can't stop Laughing. 😊

[@Chris-nf3sg]

Absolutely wicked AB. You showed that arrogant "Shot-putter"!

[@misterblobbys]

Hahaha "shot putter" !!! Hilarious

[@MegaMrjoa]

Loool shot putter 😂😂😂😩

[@Clan501-Scotland]

Shot putter 😭😭😭 brilliant. Take a bow

[@Sasha-vg3mx]

This has to be one of the best ones recently. I couldn't stop laughing at Mary Poppins 🤣 Well done AB, please keep up the good videos

[@gb4453]

This was absolutely brilliant just waiting for the next part can’t wait AB. This is better than watching the TV awards.

[@popcornbird8436]

Just started watching this "glasses from the 70's" -part 3 FFS- far better than tv, at this rate AB Will be on the TV awards next year 😂

[@StorytimePublications]

A.B’s videos are better than most crap on British TV nowadays. I get all my entertainment and news from KZbinrs.

[@popcornbird8436]

@@StorytimePublications I refuse to watch TV now a days,to much better stuff uploaded. I saw a clip of the National tv awards BEFORE - ALL BACK SLAPPING each other.... Kate garroway being the WORSE. IF you have time follow his career- look at her HUSBAND "Derek", done 3 tines in court (fraud). Tied to political parties, shot way above his own head to let's say "D4AP State" - this man has been up to all sorts of shenanigans over the last 30 YEARS, Inc the blair government and the Iraq war......q

[@gingw7333]

@@popcornbird8436 I discontinued TV services 4 yrs ago. Better stuff on KZbin. Just found AB this morning. Haven't gotten a thing done since but I've laughed more than I had in a very long time. Now it's bedtime and I can't stop watching.

[@amartatla5131]

This was so funny AB. Clinical and strategically placed verbal slaps when required. Keep up the good work my brother. Love and light.

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@darkstar4102]

@@AuditingBritain you are legend, never knew we had this much right sin UK thanks bro, also the fitness test part had me dying

[@JJJKKOKJAY]

Yeah very good 😅

[@whizzo3175]

My ribs hurt with laughing so much 😂

[@gazza2004]

AB!!! You are turning your channel into an amazing series. You even give us cliff-hangers and make us wait for the next one. I love it!

[@AuditingBritain]

👍

[@mga59xbd38]

Karen: "You can't film here without being challenged." AB: "You've already challenged me."

[@Bucketbrain82]

This blokes incredible 😂. The equivalent of shaking someones hand and seeing how long you can keep it going lol.

[@michaelgallagher4145]

The subtle insults are priceless....Mary Poppins and The Gimp..

[@whatilearnttoday5295]

Imagine a world where PCSO has to teach police their job.

[@jmsenna4325]

AB, you got me dying over here. I cannot stop laughing🤣

[@uniquevideosUk]

You are class😂 on a down day watching you brings pure laughtered so thank you 🙏 found you yesterday 👍

[@shimulmiah1184]

AB your absolutely hilarious when you said your wearing sunglasses from 70’s and it’s 2021 now 😂

[@Hammertime054]

The first two cop birds remind me of Kevin and Perry😂😂😂

[@almaxx9680]

All i want to do is do it👍

[@ginti4725]

AB, you make me choke on dinner. 😂😂😂😁🤣😂

[@AuditingBritain]

Sorry😂

[@antonioseidi5040]

Oh my God you are top thank you for making me laugh may god bless you 😂😂😂😂

[@experiment54]

How insecure can they be. A station full of constables and they feel threatened by one man with a camera. How secure is the building, if based on their reaction not very.

[@markharrington9265]

AB I love you mate , you have me dying 😂

[@sbobby8248]

Wow!!!! Fitness test or Fatness test?? State of that Police Officer, nothing to be proud of, so rude, she needs to go back for more training. Love you man, thank you for exposing Police bad behaviour. 💙💙💙💙💙

[@xyz3188]

I can't breathe from laughing - are they serius ! 😂😂😂

[@benlotus2703]

Essex Girls ? I was expecting a Ben D0ver video from the late 1990's. Damn it !

[@helenaxxxx5015]

I was having such a bad day and this made me laugh out loud so much! Like I laughed sooo much even the 70s glasses lady went very quite because she soon realised how pathetic her colleague is LOL

[@LetsGoBrandon_]

Come back to 2021... I'm dying over here😂. AB is on a roll!

[@davidcockayne4502]

This shows how hollow the phrase "Can I help you" is.

[@pinefreshflash7881]

Come back in 2021…. Pissed myself…😂

[@gtthompson5818]

Essex girls or Chatham Chavs? The decision is yours!!

[@PMJ4]

What an absolute state on them.

[@DMC888]

The small man in the shorts was neither.

[@SamiAli-q9x]

70th 😂😂😂 you make her very old and she's soooooooooo angry 😂😂😂❤ you always make me laugh man

[@regsideboard6816]

The ending proves everything...love it.

[@Peteski-0]

You can’t be filming fings 🤣🤣 omg that’s the best this month! I’m crying

[@londonboss2111]

THE MAN HAD TO TELL THEM HAHAHAHAHHA

[@ianmackie3553]

the fitness test must be, the hundred yards dash in under 2 minutes, or, how many doughnuts can you eat in 2 minutes. I was reminded of a Russian shotputter.

[@barneybiggles]

Actually she does look a bit like Tamara Press.

[@moodyguymick]

They have two minutes to get to Greggs before they close for the day. Ready, Steady, Go !

[@irenedavo3768]

Doughnuts 🍩

[@jenlaracroft]

That was brilliant AB, when you called her "Lady Poppins" 😂😂, looking forward to the next bit. Respect n much love, stay safe 👍

[@prometheustv2084]

Lady poppins and rest of the ladies look like they been eating too much donuts 🐽

[@emmanuelsamuel331]

Another Masterpiece AB, Well Done. 😂

[@nessa1]

Wet myself during that one! 😂 Love it when the ID comes out!!!

[@keziasarah]

AB you need to start including a counter in the bottom left hand corner of how much this is costing taxpayers, lets assume a conservative average of £25/hr per officer.. about 50p a minute/officer to stand around and spout their own made up laws.. I think this would be an eye opener as to the absolute waste of money they are and the baselessness of their claims they are under resourced..

[@Ollie-wp2kz]

Very good idea

[@trevorrandom]

Ding Ding Ding!

[@sarabevan3468]

Auditing-look up definition! Accountability! Not just filming people!

[@sarabevan3468]

@@johnstonlee Nah, mysoginist 🤣.

[@divexplore21]

Mary Poppins! 🤣🤣🤣

[@alancooper4783]

Christ they love to pick an argument and they love the sound of their own voices.

[@markmills5451]

Loved the blonde hiding a laugh when ab asked the one in the shorts to a race.🤭

[@lance4725]

This is the funniest audit video i have ever seen absolute class my kind of humour thanks very much made me LOL

[@nazahmad1724]

AB - Love you man! 😂 You dismissed the clowns back to the circus where they belong!

[@tw868]

Power tripping crazy,they really wanted to dominate you AB.

[@BibtheBoulder]

You have to feel sorry for her wife.....

[@philgreen815]

Hilarious :) And I love the blonde chick with the 70s sun gigs :) what a laugh 🤣

[@johngreen6191]

One of the rainbow tribe. Great how they/she escalated a minor issue into a full blown drama.

[@misiasert1348]

That chap in the shorts was a bit bossy & shouty..😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@owainhopkins2238]

Why start this kind of conversation, I'm one of the rainbow tribe as you call it but on ab side

[@KredyTomala666]

Pc Karens were absolute gold. Cant wait for part 3. Thank you for your work AB!

[@AuditingBritain]

👍

[@nodarkthings]

Mary Poppins! I was dying with laughter. Genius AB. I thought you were a bit out of order though.... those were 80s glasses, not 70s.

[@SheilaBullock-z2d]

I just love this Auditor you are pure gold

[@liamocarroll371]

Literally standing in the street screaming at someone for no reason straight into genuinely thinking the mary poppins remark is rude. Imagine having to deal with that over something more serious. Amazing

[@liamocarroll371]

I do get the feeling though, she'd be the first to rush in to help if i was being mugged

[@swally4704]

The man at the end looked like a PCSO and he said he knew who AB was. He probably told the officers to leave as cops were on their way to search AB and they did not need to become unnecessary witnesses.

[@Testedecazzo]

Try to illegally harass another citizen again

[@doghouse103]

That was crazy, loved the way you handled them again 💯💯💯

[@gregkasza1925]

Can you imagine being so terrified at your job that you treat passers by like this?

[@zoe20176]

omg AB i am dieying from laughter 🤣

[@AAA-sx8de]

In my sick bed but can't help rolling off laughing. 🥇

[@ivanlarin86]

Man, you are fantastic! My respect and best regards!

[@Sam3532]

He’s an excopper probably now employed as staff so has more experience than them

[@SCB666]

Does that make him more senior than them though?

[@moodyguymick]

Then he should know not to interfere.

[@Sam3532]

Hmm more experience doesn’t mean he’s a good one … made evident by the end of the video! They are not youre friends! Told them all ‘leave it and we’ll say he’s suspicious and try to fuck him over by the books and try to get him arrested on suspicion of being a terrorist’ despite it being obvious he isn’t it’s easy to play it up and detain him for hours. I’d like to know when they’ve ever actually caught a terrorist or criminal doing reconnaissance on a police station or hq…

[@cdrdd]

haha AB was on a roll with this interaction from the very beginning, class

[@treasurehiding220]

man, you are the most entertaining guy on youtube :D such a quick witted sense of humour! whilst talking complete sense to a bunch of idiots.. please never stop doing what you're doing AB :)

[@stevea346]

@@daveysrevolution5940 lol how long you been licking boots?

[@holtemporium]

The Lard Queens of Essex pushing through their hunger pains to protect the building from being photographed.........thank you for your service

[@yerrrboy100]

Absolutely rinsed these 😂😂

[@Sherrie510]

God Sam that’s the best start to any one of his videos .

[@TBagr]

Didn’t the chief of police issue a memorandum stating that “filming police buildings” is legally allowed in Britain?

[@outsidethematrix1064]

70s sunglasses 😂😂😂 they’re dying to laugh! 😂😂

[@GlanydonTywyn]

Can I help? The opening phrase from every police officer-yawn.

[@bestboy007]

but only if camera lOOL

[@kevindenogla783]

Yes you can, what services are you providing?

[@gogzy606]

Neven somone get so angry their little legs went red before 😂😂😂

[@barry_gooch_baked299]

“It’s not abaaht bein dismissed” (he totally dismissed the Essex tart)

[@geoffbreen2386]

I couldn't get over the number of times she asked if you were OK, and if you needed anything. It's like she heard none of your responses including you repeatedly saying "It's none of your business". The "civilian/member of the public" was highly suspicious with his approach. The fact they left at his insistence clouds further who he is what he is and why he was there. I formed this view before the end of the video, then we see the next part coming up. The 2 cops approaching you is an intimidation tactic because you didn't follow the directives from that stupid group at the barricade. Butt hurt retaliation.

[@randomer411]

Her brain went into full on meltdown mode asking him over and over and over again "ARE YOU OKAY? I AM JUST MAKING SURE YOU ARE OKAY"

[@michaelgallagher1882]

To be expected

[@nigelbaldwin752]

Think the civilian/member of the public was assessing AB before sumening the men in white coats. Welfare check and all that, locked away never to be seen again. Remember the film Midnight express, 'you are a bad machine, but you don;t know it'. Scary but close to reality.

[@pinpinpoola]

"Dressed like a gimp" - nearly spat my coffee out....