Guilty Gear Xrd: Bedman English Voices (Battle quotes)

[@Micha-Hil]

Bedman: Entire 20-page essay in proper MLA format with citations on why you suck balls at fighting. Bed: MGGK KRAKK BKAAK GRAAH KSSHHKK GMMM BRRRKK KRRRBBBRRBRBR

[@Vegas242]

0:26 Everyone who is unaware, please note that this is his line where he's reacting to May's instant kill move where her crew is about to literally fire him out of a cannon. "Please don't fire me out of this cannon, I know that doing so would see you obtaining victory but please consider that it would be really inconvenient for me to have to walk back."

[@crane5103]

so real

[@lemonchanisrandom1531]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacketbomb]

4:27 I like how it goes from so cute to flat out reading out someone's ip in a cod lobby

[@liamdrummond9137]

Took a few listens before I realized he was reading off Pi

[@sonario0074]

That is definitely something he's do.

[@stutterjones1821]

How I talk to my kitten vs How I talk to my parole officer

[@jokhard8137]

@@liamdrummond9137 After 3.14, it's safe to assume whatever's being listed is the Pi

[@SOJITZL]

2:24 the genuine audacity he is reacting to

[@Ramsey276one]

“FIRE!” XD

[@calzone7961]

w h a t . . .

[@TheActualMrLink]

For someone who’s asleep, he sure talks a lot.

[@Inkastar-tz8yd]

if he wakes up his brain kills itself

[@Gep_05]

Just like my roommate

[@1-naru-1]

1:52 “good BYE.” 🙄🙄🙄

[@sacredeight]

You can just tell Yuri Lowenthal must have had so much fun playing against his usual type

[@MrBusby308]

Literally one of the best shit talkers I’ve seen in a fighting game in awhile 😩😩😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@morgan.m3066]

1:44 damn dude

[@dlarenceparks2211]

God damn

[@GamingCreed47]

Gives me heavy Willy Wonka vibes 😅

[@Socket32]

GOOD-BYE

[@erdtroll7010]

4:08 this cracks me up for some reason. He did not expect this at all but is still positively surprised

[@spaalonebabuguuscooties]

3:43 quite possibly the best voice line from any game ever

[@stuffystuff5775]

LITERALLY

[@scrums4748]

the way he talks is so satisfying

[@Muddy-Goldfish72]

Right?? I love when people talk like this. They sound so smart and sophisticated!

[@DungEnjoyerr]

​@@Muddy-Goldfish72He's so obnoxious but I love him for it

[@polishedcopper3017]

3:38 ill need this later

[@cheezekeke3951]

we have a pretty thin line between "the most likely outcome of this event would be that I crush your body seeing as your IQ level would not be enough to withstand my strategy and my abilities" and "[ROBOTIC GRUNTING]"

[@omnispork12]

3:45 really like this one.

[@Omnio56]

Hey it's me.

[@genericbonk]

5:22 playing bedman copypasta

[@leredwarrior6941]

2:24 "how could i fall asleep in a drea- what???" So real

[@majorghoul9017]

Here's hoping some of all this awesome personality can still be seen in the haunting of his bed in strive

[@choking1668]

Bro be roasting people in morse code now

[@teodagreat]

I wish dude. That was my favorite part of his character

[@choking1668]

@@teodagreat maybe someday a nerd would find it hella funny to open up a morse code translator and make a whole mod for it… But ngl seems like alot of work so probs not.

[@teodagreat]

That sounds amazing

[@ayepotamono3442]

i apreciate the irony in putting "predictability is so reassuring" right next to "WOO SHOCKING!"

[@guiltygearnerd]

His voice is so nice to listen to I wanna hear him read me a bed time story

[@Suck_a_s4ge]

relatable

[@potatopeller6985]

Down bad

[@starryknight5555]

i love yapman

[@Suck_a_s4ge]

went to yap town, people said he was the mayor

[@CosmicErrata]

Beatbox and dropping killer lines.

[@mossballus]

The way he says "huH?" at 4:16 gets me

[@DungEnjoyerr]

He reminds me of a cat

[@thiaralovesu]

he's so fucking funny i cant I LOVE HIM

[@JoNassRasierer]

3:02 "you can't replace Delilah." where was this?

[@alfredogrande413]

I think it's elphelt instakill on him

[@JoNassRasierer]

@@alfredogrande413 crazy foreshadow. I don't think she got named in Xrd anywhere else.

[@tire_iron488]

@@JoNassRasierer she's seen after bedman's death kinda

[@scarletrosekat9444]

​@@JoNassRasierer she was mentioned in story mode

[@DungEnjoyerr]

"Your best isn't good it isn't even okay" is CRAZY

[@haikei888]

He is doing a 100% speedrun of a conversation

[@cyborgwizard8923]

God I love hearing him talk.

[@StarBoxz]

4:26 So cute!!!

[@reloadpsi]

Ssssnap!

[@Anomalyundetected]

🥝🍍🍏🍎🍇🍒🍓🤔🤔🤔

[@Qwthetoast]

*reading your ip*

[@DungEnjoyerr]

​@@QwthetoastOH MY GOD

[@popgas3821]

3:24 😂

[@GamingCreed47]

We're they on the Mayship? 😅

[@reloadpsi]

@@GamingCreed47 It's one of his regular victory quotes.

[@cqstlupin6074]

The p3 protag va voicing a character that sleeps huh

[@nyanKelsi]

NAH

[@normalabsolutely7240]

Nah yosuke!!!

[@tactishovel2247]

1:42 just leaving this to find it later

[@moroi3397]

4:27 My man is *fruity*.

[@jojogacha974]

God I wish this dude was in strive. Or that revalator had english dub.

[@deadlyapple8333]

1:42 3:38 5:22 3:43 0:26 1:26 3:25 4:02 4:19

[@Pretentigon]

He’s such a little shit I love him

[@jojogacha974]

4:38 bro be spittin fax (also when does he say this?)

[@Qwthetoast]

When he reads someones ip in a COD lobby

[@jojogacha974]

@@Qwthetoast lol

[@grimAuxillatrix]

I think it's one of his reactions to his own IK? don't quote me on that tho

[@Marlyjade]

Reaction to his ik

[@Kazuma_kiryu_cbb1]

He is reading the properties of pi.

[@mew4063]

1:22 3:01 4:58 3:20 5:18 3:59 4:14 4:47 yeah so ummm uhh so so basically uh umm

[@AmoreyYaoiSecks]

smart bed twink😳😳😳

[@cthuluthunderballs8232]

AINT HE 15?

[@cthuluthunderballs8232]

@@mew4063 idk i heard he was 15 but for all i know we could be operating off of Gear logic so fuck me

[@paper2776]

@@mew4063 if you pick him with the Answer system voice in rev 2, he says something like "mid to late teens" about Bedman soooo

[@mew4063]

@@paper2776 i am too so ig it cancels out 👍

[@heishikiwi3763]

he’s not as condescending as he is right which is why i actually choose to listen

[@sincostanman]

DAMN WITCH YOU CANNOT TAKE MY HEART AWAY FROM ME

[@diegodelacruzanaya537]

Best boy

[@SuzdalPanic]

Half of these lines read like something GLaDOS would say

[@nursehellamusic]

2:55 - Death the Kid would be proud.

[@mightyso9281]

Are his quotes when he gets k.o'd in these?

[@gearvoicechannel3919]

These quotes are used during battle (including k.o.)

[@Stryfe52]

I miss him… 😢

[@lance5710]

3:20 woahhh hold up 😨

[@GamingCreed47]

HE'S FUCKING SLEEPING 😂

[@koobiecola]

i’m not saying that i would… BUT.

[@akiraevangelionultimateali5199]

I can see yuri lowenthal playing Griffith

[@BBK113]

Sasuke Uchiha found reddit

[@Ramsey276one]

0:45 WELCOME TO COLLEGE FINALS XD

[@miyukihikawa18]

Yosuke!? 😳

[@MESETTMA]

what the hell this is peak

[@rebeccalotto8001]

Cool

[@illumialter8755]

Beyond Cool

[@datboiashy2957]

@@illumialter8755 extra cool

[@r0b0friend]

what is 4:26's line from 😭 i need to know the context lol

[@AmoreyYaoiSecks]

bedmans reaction to his yassification (faust instakill)

[@DungEnjoyerr]

And then he reads your ip

[@joelcarrillo9802]

4:38 The fact that he just recites the digits of pi makes perfect sense

[@HappyChaos977]

Smart but mouthy, great stuff

[@ankokuroth15]

I love the unnaturally quick nerd emoji rants of this guy. I've only played strive but I need to play Xrd now lol

[@drizzileguy42]

Damn it's the Bedded Man

[@ihopeyouandicanbefriends]

"yeah this attack will let you win, but consider I will have to WALK BACK so pls dont thanks"

[@akiraevangelionultimateali5199]

He’s like the albedo to suzaku’s ben 10

[@誘拐犯-j3z]

4:27

[@egon3705]

my reactions to a nightmare inflicted by my doppelganger are also panicking and doxxing myself

[@twilightmoon96]

Why does the bed sound... vaguely human?

[@professorgames3261]

All I know is that it has teeth and fingernails, so I think it has biological elements that could lead to it creating a vaguely human sound. Taking a mostly mechanical body and having minor elements be alive is the only explanation I can conceive.

[@twilightmoon96]

@professorgames3261 That does make sense. I thought it would be something like where it's actually Bedman making the sounds in his dream and the bed is projecting the sounds like a mic and speaker thing.

[@professorgames3261]

@@twilightmoon96 That is also a solid idea.

[@DungEnjoyerr]

Maybe he just... Snored too loud

[@professorgames3261]

@@DungEnjoyerr That would be a very odd snore, but I wouldn't put it past this series.

[@thiaralovesu]

this diva

[@instinctfan23]

Sol would've walked out of all of those rants 🤣 (He canonically hates people who talk a lot and rant for a loooooooong time)

[@mythcat1273]

Bedman and spiderman are the same guy btw

[@thesmilyguyguy9799]

EN BEDMAN > JP BEDMAN

[@calzone7961]

sounds like Ben10

[@ethangonzales9510]

It's the same voice actor

[@calzone7961]

@@ethangonzales9510 I know, but he's literally doing the same voice

[@sagittario42]

more albedo

[@gix9704]

Fnaf 12 looking 🔥🔥🔥

[@jdogtheavenger9432]

1:02 PLUH!

[@Octobeann]

1:37

[@Ramsey276one]

0:45 O M G XD

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

The down symbol on his head is the same down symbol seen on ufos around here. Its sad people cant connect dots. So i pay attention to what he says. Also there are crosses on many of the uniforms in this game which stand for Christianity. There are battles behind the scenes going on right now. You got to understand these designs and things come out of the minds of people here on earth. Beings in human form.

[@JustSamGuyOkay]

So you're saying redditors are aliens?!?! That explains so much!!!!!EXCLAMATION MARK!11!

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

@@JustSamGuyOkay Many people are not from here. Some not even from this dimension. And they don't care if you believe them or not. They exist regardless. Much like God doesn't care if you believe in him or not. Everything lives inside of him. Some are aware and some aren't 🤷‍♂️

[@JustSamGuyOkay]

@@Marcus-rg7bgI'm from Scotland :D

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

@@JustSamGuyOkay well my body and half my soul is from here in america. The other part of me is angelic and from the realm angels. 6th dimension. 🤷‍♂️ believe it or not. Just how I was born. Go figure.

[@JustSamGuyOkay]

@@Marcus-rg7bg Neat, I've never been to Los Angeles

[@fraiskuingeneral2253]

4:27 what is he talking about here LMAO

[@akiraevangelionultimateali5199]

That’s albedo

[@KalisMagnum]

This is what I strive to be… (not like the bed)

[@CorvusCarmen]

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