guitar dads vs drummer dads

[@MiixDJ]

The bass drum reminds the baby of its mother's heartbeat and calms it down. Great idea!

[@benmorris118]

Mommas a meth head?

[@Blacksun1984]

240bpm

[@nelsonsirotsky9089]

@@Blacksun1984 9 . . M..mm0

[@enthusiasticpaunch]

I read this in the voice of David Attenborough.

[@user-ix5rq5wf8v]

"it"

[@pickles3829]

Trombone dads: *creates baby cannon*

[@irs8889]

I'm a trombonist and now I want to have a child

[@tmbmangobird]

Moms are baby cannons.

[@NachitenRemix]

💀

[@jt_mallett_ii]

Last thing I read b 4 going to bed, happy to end the day on a good note lol

[@Ashenboi]

There is a long running story in our band of the kid who stuck a tennis ball up his baritone and tried to shoot it out like a cannon but it got stuck. He thought that his best chance of getting it out was hitting the bell flat on the ground as hard as he could. It didn't work

[@KatherineOfEden]

That baby will be a true prodigy. He'll have tinnitus before any of us could ever dream

[@sagelioneldsouza8230]

Hopefully he learns how to drive

[@yajushnarayanpandey3026]

@@sagelioneldsouza8230 I understood that reference

[@myjokeisfunny-laugh]

@@yajushnarayanpandey3026 yeah baby

[@siphonophores]

​@@sagelioneldsouza8230that depends. Is he slow?

[@Edward-ee7ng]

@@sagelioneldsouza8230haha brilliant

[@loganwest4087]

Bass dads slap their kids.

[@aaronmccarthy5803]

this video wasn't that funny but OMG this comment 🔥🔥🔥

[@loganwest4087]

Domestic violence

[@Criticality646]

My stepdad played bass???

[@h0lysm0k3z]

@@Criticality646this comment is a joke Also that’s a stepdad

[@crafush]

@@Criticality646I bet he slapped you

[@SmojoeZ]

Lmao I started laughing as soon as I saw the drum set 🤣

[@luthfislibaw6437]

Lmao pisan kang🤣

[@Dreonthedrums]

Same😂😂😂

[@myaevans2441]

“Dad why can’t I hear anything?” “Because when you were little you’d play around the drums”💀

[@CoopsNME]

"what?"

[@pvs1681]

Must’ve been the jet fuel consumption.

[@Baby_Seal]

He can’t hear that.

[@CoopsNME]

@@Baby_Seal what?

[@rmc5607]

@@Baby_Seal what?

[@umbrashadowkrai312]

I thought he was gonna put him on the snare💀

[@heebyweebyjeeby2809]

Same

[@samugames0]

SAAAAME

[@nikikiooo]

I thought he was gonna use the baby as the drumsticks 😬

[@sagethegenshinaddict]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@guywithapencil]

This comment thread is on demon time 😈💀

[@nintendweebva]

"Don't wanna startle him too much you know?" *starts playing brianstorm*

[@richardmcdonald6237]

Brianstorm?

[@nintendweebva]

@@richardmcdonald6237 it's a song by the arctic monkeys. He's playing the drums for it I think

[@methheadfreestyle482]

Really i thought that was the heretic anthem lol

[@benjiboy9907]

Literally not even close on the song my guy. Brianstorm is all toms. He’s playing some generic metal beat.

[@zechariahtheamateur6496]

​@@benjiboy9907 he's swamped the toms for the bass drum. he's got a double kicker to act like toms without them actually being there

[@PlatinumEagleStudios]

"Don't worry. The kids deaf" "Was it from doing this all the time?" ".........No"

[@Rat879]

“Don’t worry, he’s used to it”

[@someguycalledCh0wdah]

I hate/love this comment for the super uncomfortable accuracy

[@jarnesss2546]

It’s okay, he was wearing ear protection

[@emmaylitalo4770]

The baby on the guitar is the cutest

[@albertjoshuavega4434]

I'm so, so scared of baby boy falling....and also if that's too high a frequency for his ears 🙃 #IWasAParanoidDad

[@emmaylitalo4770]

True. It's still adorable 😍

[@nathalie468]

Where is it from?

[@GreatestGrookey]

Bro really hit the *HOOOOOOOOOOONK MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI*

[@gusionparsley1491]

"Don't wanna startle 'em much, you know?" *gently puts baby in the noise machine*

[@michaelfrady8007]

That baby gonna be in slipknot someday lol

[@adriantomo5688]

yes, "sleep can not"

[@whomadethis_name]

Jay Weinberg lore.

[@SirDingle]

The sound dampening from the baby must sound so good

[@cameronsines8606]

I had a friend with children who was a drummer. He would do blast beats and his kid would jump up and down in their bouncers while asleep and to the beat. Like an unconscious mosh pit. Metal was in thems blood.

[@shreeyanshgoyal285]

Harp dads: Turns baby into string💀

[@edgy3603]

there aint no way people think its an actual baby 💀

[@bitdoge8964]

I doubt that would have done it better in your future than you are doing is not a good idea to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to be a good person to

[@YT_NovaX]

@@bitdoge8964 what

[@chills_tiny_mom]

@@bitdoge8964 bruh this some arg???

[@bitdoge8964]

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[@YT_NovaX]

@@bitdoge8964 what

[@mackenziehegler8756]

The base of the drum will make the baby think of their mom’s heartbeat. Genius!

[@Timebeforehandles]

My guitar dad used to come in blaring an electric with a fender belt pack amp on his waist while I was trying to watch cartoons 😭

[@ineededthat3229]

Seriously though My dad found his electric guitar in the basement and broke the eardrums of anybody within a mile radius

[@calowenby1654]

That’s funny to me, but also so weird…

[@josuemartinez6574]

It's all fun and games until the baby falls thru sound hole and you can never get your baby back :/

[@saltysynthesizers]

Just shake the guitar a bit until it falls out

[@flatbat13]

Really thought he was gonna use the baby as a giant drumstick

[@thosesocks8500]

And see kids, that's why George 'Corpsegrinder' Fisher became what he is today

[@Levi-fg8uu]

Everyone gangster until he smashes the guitar

[@MarigoldHakaro]

Trombonists: hold my slide

[@nikoii1713]

“Every body's a gangsta 'till string snaps”

[@musicbymann]

I was really hoping you would just set the baby on the snare drum and go to town😂😂

[@user-fd4sh3zl5z]

Your a heartless incel if u think it’s funny whatever karma u get I hope that may and wish it comes upon you may I play the world’s smallest violin for u

[@Eralen00]

man that looks like the most relaxed baby ever lol. Those vibrations must feel really good.

[@808timmyturner]

And that's how drummers are born.

[@sydvicious52]

so that's why it's called infant annihilator

[@shariznice]

Piano dads: into the piano you go...

[@uAaronn]

Cymbal players: *I’m bout to end this boy’s whole career*

[@nlikdz]

or the babys entire life

[@BakedBuddy]

That guitar played against a babies ear would be hella loud lol

[@strongxhands]

Alien baby on top of guitar: 👽🥱😵‍💫

[@untamedfox35]

You just know that's a baby doll.

[@lelandross8080]

tuba dads: 💀

[@awesom-o]

I laughed so hard at this, my wife didnt see the humor though haha

[@fishstick1013]

My wife laughed first 😂😭

[@marcoperosinmodorestringid9929]

My wife left me

[@tylerburlingtonmachining7723]

The baby looks so peaceful in that kick. You sir are a wonderful dad Shit, I just tried it. Now my kid is walking in circles and licking windows. Good in theory, but not in practice.

[@duskstorm3560]

Walking? That's incredible! I think these are good signs for any child that they are being raised totally healthy and not at all mentally disrupted.

[@mimix3555]

Lmfaoo

[@tylerburlingtonmachining7723]

@@duskstorm3560 Things have tuned for the worse... I just left her in the kick drum for a few days to hopefully reverse the possible damage. Now she is banging her head off everything in the house to replicate the bass drum. Head looks like a cube now! Any suggestions? My wife will be home in a couple days. I am gonna get in so much trouble

[@duskstorm3560]

@@tylerburlingtonmachining7723 Have you tried a hat? It may help make her head appear more spherical. Otherwise, I might suggest wrapping a large elastic band around those harsh edges to coax them down. Don't worry if her face turns blue, that means it's working.

[@tylerburlingtonmachining7723]

@@duskstorm3560 Thanks, her face is blue, but stopped screaming and kicking about 45 min ago. I think it is working. Much appreciated advise.

[@totia1398]

I genuinely thought he was going to use the baby as a stick😂

[@charity2416]

Same lol

[@Dwightpower88]

Babies actually make the best kick drum mufflers

[@Agent_Coulson]

For those who are curious, the guitar dad was playing Shenandoah. Beautiful song. And, the movie by the same name is one of the few that make me cry.

[@gurabirierosanopara620]

Babies are such fun accessories!

[@cashorcredit1887]

As someone who’s dad is both a drummer and guitar player my child hood was weird and living with tinnitus sucks

[@MrBlowy]

Bro man has no right playing eyeless with the baby inside... Without the double bass

[@Puckwiththedragonslayer]

Why did I expect him to use the baby as a drumstick

[@arciabrats5897]

I seriously thought he was gonna use the baby as the drumsticks😭😭

[@mariothedevil1537]

Once the baby saw the Joey Jordison signature snare it knew that it had mere seconds to live

[@reeree488]

I thought he was gonna put the baby on the snare😰

[@pastaphilias]

thats what lars probably did for st anger

[@__dumbass__]

Bass dads: *sticks child inside amp*. Perfect 😅

[@numadread1]

And then with the vibration, cute little baby puked over the guitar.

[@rakelawnmower8234]

Such a good dad

[@pandanurse]

The shell of the bass drum protects the babys ears from the high pitch frequencies of the cymbals and snares. Instead they just get soothing low bass tones

[@patmandew22]

i assume this was sarcasm but just in case... lol ya except he's right next to the "low bass" tones, which is a precussive bass tone so it still is loud af for a baby

[@pandanurse]

@@patmandew22 this very much is sarcasm

[@RustyHammerPlaysGames]

100% expected the intro to undone

[@apex_xd8907]

i feel like some people actually think that the drummer baby was real...

[@ShinziiArt]

Same

[@ScarePig3]

There is no way people think this is real

[@KARMA_CHOU]

And the baby is deaf now

[@ainzooalgown7589]

and when the kid grows up, he becomes Nyango Star

[@thatdude359]

I was so happy when it actually turned out to be a thrash beat

[@christianjenkins4751]

Absolutely nobody:your parents music on a Saturday morning

[@Xxanto-qc1jh]

Those kids have seen better days

[@puya4189]

The football bruh 😭😭

[@thomasflores7817]

CPS watching like 😵‍💫

[@mr.beatboxer757]

Deathcore at a children's comcert

[@deplorable-0ne]

No, they probably said that was perfectly fine, he didn't drop the baby!

[@akirokitsun7585]

As somebody with a dad who's a drummer, I confidently say this is how I was raised

[@Dellvmnyam]

Do you miss those times? How often do you feel a sudden desire to crawl into the bass drum while somebody is playing it?

[@k9cigo91]

@@Dellvmnyam yes 💀

[@Outdoors_kid]

Tuba dads: ooh free muffler

[@buthcerr]

idk why but I burst out laughing when I saw this newborn lying on the guitar

[@czechwarrior.1416]

This is how doom was raised?

[@ytgshlung]

Christoph Schneider was raised in East Germany, what.

[@justaguy1304]

Guitar dads: *Places baby on guitar while playiing softly *Symbol dads:*

[@skunk12]

I was already cracking up during this kid's intro. 😆🤣😂

[@kvynx2652]

No babies were harmed in the making of this video

[@DoubleDsDeliveries]

I tired this with my tuba but now I can't find my baby.

[@riddhimaruikar7267]

I really thought he was a dad for 1 sec😂

[@ScrambledSHORTS]

Wow the baby was so calmed down by that beautiful music! Oh and the guitar was pretty good too

[@RusskipsPro]

The brain cells are shaken in both instances

[@redsus4839]

Aaron: plays Sepultera’s Roots Bloody Roots Baby: *launches farther than the Falcon Heavy* Edit: he played something else but if he did play the Sepultera song…

[@alvaromejia7643]

lmao best part is the double pedal

[@cubsfan224]

"shh shh shh" (jumps into Scarified drums)

[@vicaronii]

my mom used to play the drums when she was pregnant with me and now I love hard rock lol

[@THIS---GUY]

Now what will Davie do with his baby? A SLAP?

[@Anonymous-kx1pf]

Bro I thought you were about to start using the baby as a drum stick

[@JakeBrook_]

Can confirm, avid drum dad behaviour source: drum baby

[@racco8561]

Did anyone else notice that the kid was slowly slipping out of the bass drum

[@hazardeur]

he was born again

[@Glitch-Gremlin]

The Set up took a while, but the Pay off had me ROLLING even though i saw what was coming a country mile away lol

[@toomuchdarker6065]

Bro just played raining blood 💀

[@therealnimrod5045]

"Don't want to startle them to much" MESHUGGAH - bleed starts playing

[@polleteeee]

I actually thought that he was going to replace a drumstick with the baby lmaooo

[@Boar-mungandr]

Bro us percussionist are a different breed

[@beepbeeplamb7937]

This is usually how I muffle my drums very expensive but nice sound

[@meganc216]

😂😂😂"don't wanna startle him too much, yk" Mad😂

[@ellysonchaesermiller5265]

not the double pedal 😁 💀

[@seanwoodburn2616]

After 49 years as a musician I can attest to the fact that this video was based on THOUSANDS of true stories... Drummers are a different breed.

[@KoreRosa]

Stawpp your joking, nooo omg

[@seanwoodburn2616]

@@KoreRosa No joke!!

[@KoreRosa]

@@seanwoodburn2616 😭😭 omg I can’t with drummers, I wanna learn electric guitar but omg if I found a drummer boyfriend and had a kid with him We’d be horrible musical parents😭😭💀💀

[@MetallicAGirl14]

Oh so that’s why Joey Jordison was so good!

[@Herr_Keystyne]

Never liked a video this fast🤣😆 What a great duo

[@markjob7736]

The baby needs more cowbell. 😍

[@stivennolasco706]

Doesn’t that hurt the babies face on the guitar like that

[@mariothedevil1537]

He put a towel on the guitar to dissipate any of the vibrations (I think)

[@dragons_red]

I can only imagine the comment section of that guitar dude's original video. There has to be a bunch of "omg! That baby could FALL! You're so irresponsible!" on there

[@anakin2489]

I noticed that the baby blinked and moved it’s hand and mouth a little. Also if you play a guitar normally, there is bo gap between the guitar and your chest.

[@burninwheels2434]

At least he had muffling 😂

[@antrfun]

I thought he was going to use the baby as a drumstick, but instead he gave the baby tinnitus 💀

[@odramarcano2225]

🤣

[@millyamelia1348]

damn using ur kid as a muffle never thought of that one thanks for the tip!

[@element_w]

That is the saddest drum kit ever 😭

[@dreadsandhealth4509]

_🤣🤣_

[@markhendrikx4424]

That snare is joey jordison snare

[@Elias_619]

@@markhendrikx4424 Was about to say that is a fucking expensive snare

[@AaronPaulsen]

bro thinks a minimalist kit is “sad” 😭🫵

[@dreadsandhealth4509]

@@AaronPaulsen you know hes jokin' right?

[@literallygerardway]

ray toro vs b*b bry*r like if you’re an mcr fan

[@RollyTV]

this shit funny af lmao