Gun Safety lol

[@pregnanttomato9576]

"it's a miracle we're not speaking British right now" is hilarious 🤣

[@blackpowderpapa]

We would be if that same war was fought today

[@gregturley7580]

@@blackpowderpapa we kicked their ass with farmers and peasants I’ll take our chances even if we turned a bit gay

[@blackpowderpapa]

@@gregturley7580 has nothing to do with being gay transgender or any of that other b******* people claim to be. We as Gen x raised a generation of pussies and we are in serious trouble if any country attacks us.

[@KB10GL]

Good luck finding somewhere to put that percussion cap. The weapon is a flintlock, he even correctly called it that at the beginning

[@topclips1872]

No we wouldn't we still own 60 to 70% of all known and unknown weaponry on earth​@@blackpowderpapa. There is a reason nobody invades us and only attacks us with round .about bullshit

[@ChrisSmithBass]

“Honey, this whole gun is a safety.” Underrated line 😂

[@bmbvenom3129]

For real and also actuate.

[@MrAries1066]

My dad explaining how the Glock trigger works 😂

[@Giggles_114]

Under rated!!!! 😂😂😂😂 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@viperscot1]

Yup

[@christiangomez73thetimexbegin]

Hahaha ✝️

[@DenH-e7b]

Remember switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading.

[@CallenExile]

Especially in the revolutionary war.

[@DenH-e7b]

@@CallenExile While arming the cannon. Lol

[@willhornsby206]

But it's smooth bore so it's going to miss.

[@armvextheforgetful73]

Making a sandwitch is faster than reloading in this context.

[@CallenExile]

@@armvextheforgetful73 If you're over here making a sandwich in 20 seconds I'm more than a little concerned with the quality.

[@gagewalker770]

"and over powers me" 😂😂😂

[@quentinmichel7581]

Funny how he mentions putting a percussion cap on a flintlock rifle instead of priming powder in the pan. Otherwise perfect scene. 😂👍

[@blackpowderpapa]

Yeah, I think those riders didn't quite understand the weapon, but they still wrote a pretty good scene

[@quentinmichel7581]

@@blackpowderpapa It was pretty much 100% except for that. As a gunsmith (ret) I get a bit a-retentive at times 😏

[@paulpski9855]

Probably doesn't role off the tongue the same way in order to do that line in one breath.

[@jerrykinnin7941]

I get it. One piece of mis information funny stuff

[@hardrockminer-50]

Yeah, "pouring xxx powder in the pan would have taken too long to say?

[@FharishAhmedVIP]

"This whole gun is a safety" 😂😂😂

[@captain_del_raven]

"I own a musket for home defence for that's what the founding fathers intended"

[@blackpowderpapa]

Lol well the supreme Court disagrees with you but you keep doing you boo

[@nyaboron9239]

​@blackpowderpapa it's a quote from a famous greentext which is itself a satire of the whole "founding fathers technology" argument.

[@blackpowderpapa]

@@nyaboron9239 thank you for the info

[@bryantprak7129]

Tally ho, lads, Tally ho

[@griffins750]

@@blackpowderpapaIt’s hilarious, I highly recommend you look it up.

[@joshfishing3401]

“Honey this whole thing is a safety” best line I’ve ever heard

[@Ezdrumms]

This is me explaining to my insurance why a manual transmission is my anti theft system😂😂

[@creeperspartan1178]

Dude, same. Why lock the door when no one else knows how to drive it?

[@phillipbampton911]

Wait, what? WTF? Is there another kind of transmission? Has someone invented another silly attempt at an automatic transmission? That idea is never going to gain any traction.

[@phillipbampton911]

​@@creeperspartan1178I would say me because, you know, they might steal the radio. Then again, my first two cars didn't even have a radio. My third one had a radio but that radio only had an on/off+volume button and a twist knob on the other side to make it easier for you to commit suicide by trying to change stations while driving.

[@gregmckinney2877]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@LarkspeedNL]

Silly Americans, come to Europe where 90% of cars are manual.

[@Dr.Tinkerpaw]

Flint locks don't use a percussion cap

[@brewup]

Was going to say the same thing, and the percussion cap wasn’t invented until the 1820s 😅 he also forgot the wadding to stop the ball from falling back out.

[@squigtonianmayhem4602]

Its TV.

[@Dr.Tinkerpaw]

@@squigtonianmayhem4602 It is customary to tell the television where it went wrong.

[@UnicornMeat512]

Thank you

[@jeremywengerd8151]

@@Dr.Tinkerpaw that is the custom

[@DeucesWildRC]

The whole gun is a safety!😂

[@blackpowderpapa]

It is a fact LOL

[@DeucesWildRC]

True but I still wouldn’t mind having an old musket or flintlock rifle

[@rickcoona]

@@DeucesWildRC try it out in 78 Cal with a Mine` ball! that will blow off an arm or leg and drop anything in North America

[@gamingwiththedesertfox5499]

@@rickcoona was there a 78 caliber rifle?

[@gamingwiththedesertfox5499]

You talking about the Brown Bess with the 75 caliber?

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Sweetheart, the musket is a nightmare to actually get ready to fire.

[@brandonstamper2366]

Its a FLINT LOCK THOUGH..... no percussion cap needed . the patriotism of gun knowledge kicked in.

[@christianwilson5956]

At least the actually had a flint lock

[@francoispretorius7208]

Who cares

[@dylonpress7034]

It also needs a patch for the ball to sit on 😂

[@weaponizedmath4369]

At the rate we're going Hidden flint locks maybe the only thing we have left ...wTch your six ON yee sundial

[@ma5tera55a55in]

🤓

[@brettfalls2376]

In the revolutionary war, this was an assault rifle.

[@devilsephiroth9000]

Should be the only "assault rifle" available now

[@dallastrapregiment8936]

@@devilsephiroth9000idiot

[@blackpowderpapa]

I don't go talking foolish, we're the military or police knock on your door. Are they knocking with a musket?

[@blackpowderpapa]

Hell yeah

[@Rusty186]

​@devilsephiroth9000 that's cute. An anti gunner.

[@dakotacarmel4640]

Laugh every time he says, "Pour the correct amount of powder in here..." 😂😂😂

[@williamowings6857]

Flintlock....precussion cap was a major upgrade. But I still laughed at the joke.

[@blackpowderpapa]

Yeah, they didn't have all the information when the writers put pen to paper. I own a bunch of flintlocks and percussion caps, and percussion cap rifles are so much easier to deal with.

[@williamowings6857]

@@blackpowderpapa I got a couple precussion cap blackpowder revolvers. They are scary and fun but definitely not modern. I have a precussion and flint lock version of a Kentucky rifle but haven't opened either box yet. Looks like retirement projects instead of weekend ones right now. But cool my family gets me stuff I like for gifts. I wouldn't buy for myself. Fingers crossed I can eventually build them. I hunt with a 12ga. or bow. Just to make it sporting and like old tech.

[@TheDeathmail]

@@blackpowderpapa It's actually more realistic when you remember that he's stating it at the top of his head and saying it randomly to make a point...

[@F1rstWorldNomaD]

Tim is so underrated. 🤣 His comedic timing is perfect.

[@TrollDecker]

What comedy?

[@KingOfMischiefs]

​@@TrollDeckerthey don't realise that Tim is the joke not the comedian.

[@jacobarmstrong9227]

The ideal disagreement between pro and anti gun people. 😂

[@Darthdoodoo]

Common sense vs fear😂😂

[@niklasdahlgren7641]

Not at all, they would be in full agreement that a musket is child safe and they cannot accidentally pick it up and shoot someone. IF they shoot someone it's definitely intentional considering the amount of work required to fire a bullet.

[@randomperson5784]

not really. an ideal disagreement would be the anti gun just acknowledging basic gun knowledge and being fine with not owning a gun. every disagreement with these people is them not knowing how the fuck a gun works or that the same people they call when there is a crime have guns. if they can suck it up and acknowledge the words "shall not be infringed" then it would be ideal.

[@drowsykyle8263]

Love Buzz Lightyear talking about muskets

[@MarcSamuels562]

“This whole gun is a safety” 😂😂😂

[@logicplague]

You don't clean guns when they're loaded....at that point they're paperweights.

[@hiperson5986]

And that tells me you should never own a gun

[@logicplague]

@@hiperson5986 Because I clean them unloaded?

[@ThePigeon5734]

@@logicplague yeah that's what I'm wondering as well

[@n085fs]

@@hiperson5986 is the one here that should never own a gun. LogicPlague2077 is following correct firearms protocol by saying a loaded firearm is not to be manipulated as it waits to be used. Analogy time: You shouldn't attempt to change the oil on an engine that's running. Sure, you can perform the procedures skipping the first step of turning the engine off, but it's dangerous and you can't even get all the old oil out so it's a waste of time and effort.

[@DadTheDT]

​@hiperson5986 Tell me that you know nothing about firearms, without telling me you know nothing about firearms.

[@vanringo]

He forgot the wadding for the musket

[@blackpowderpapa]

Yes, he technically did but you don't really need wadding if you're shooting it right away. The bigger issue is he was putting a percussion cap on a flintlock. The writers definitely did not have all their facts straight

[@ShaddySoldier]

​@@blackpowderpaparamming the powder before the ball was a bit silly too.

[@slickstb1234]

​@@ShaddySoldierwould have made since if wadding was involved. Might have messed up the lines. Writer still screwed up with percussion cap.

[@c0ldyloxproductions324]

@@blackpowderpapastill more info then most people know about guns I’ll give them that even with the percussion cap mistake

[@Psylliumhead]

It’s amazing how much people don’t understand about guns.

[@887Bingo]

More amazing how the people making "laws" on guns don't know how guns work.

[@deanhorrell8336]

Not really, many are Just Sheep

[@VIPER-oh3br]

@@deanhorrell8336I couldn’t agree more 😊

[@Jimmehftw]

Its amazing how people make this comment on a comedy video about a flintlock musket and don't realise that a lot of kids die from improper gun safety at fucking home. Cunt.

[@armadyleanarchon4754]

"It's dangerous to carry an empty gun" "Are you just assuming i shoot fucking MAGIC!?"

[@earlwyss520]

Did anyone else catch that it's a flintlock? Flintlocks do not use percussion caps. They use flint & steel along with a miniscule powder charge in the pan to initiate firing.

[@markkmiecik9797]

The percussion cap wasn't invented until 1815.

[@craighoward1625]

Didn't this episode air in 1817? Seems like he could still have percussion caps, but idk

[@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx]

By a priest who was angry flibtlocks were messing up hia bird hunts

[@Ltbird]

​@@craighoward1625He could have them but there's nowhere to put them on a flintlock

[@uuv3595]

It’s so weird to see him in this role when he played the other role with the other wife for so long!!!

[@slickstb1234]

Home improvement is the other role, for anyone too young to understand.

[@Nimbatik]

Best episodes of this series when the actress who played his wife on home improvement moves into the neighborhood after her husband "Tom" was electrocuted while trying to upgrade their dishwasher, lol

[@pastyuscricketer]

@@slickstb1234both are pretty damn good

[@KevinMah-ol5on]

Just like Bob Newhart having 2 wives. I'm old. Hehe

[@MrM6d]

​Tha Bob Newhart ref was great. And all four you refer to were drop dead gorgeous. But Nancy is my Monday MILF woman.

[@Reaper6913]

Just a reminder that the brown bess was the most common. Not the fastest firing,most accurate or even inventive.

[@mhudzinski1]

That is a PA long rifle, not a British Brown Bess.

[@wegaan]

Man, Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor got militant!

[@oz_jones]

The right tool for the right job

[@BeamerBoy325i]

I don’t wanna be that guy, but that musket wouldn’t have a percussion cap, it would use flint to light a pan of black powder on fire when the hammer strikes a spark off the metal plate.

[@blackpowderpapa]

You are correct but it's Hollywood writers. They did the best they could for a bunch of people who hate every gun that was ever created

[@angryeliteultragree6329]

If anyone finds this, this is a civil war musket. Can’t remember the model, but basically every musket that used the flint lock system was converted to percussion cap, because it just made more sense. It’s hard to find actual flint locks due to this.

[@vanmcbryan3068]

Sorry it's not. Civil war muskets looked totally different. That's a reproduction of a Kentucky (actually Pennsylvania) long rifle. He got it right in the beginning then says put a percussion cap in there, oops wrong.

[@angryeliteultragree6329]

@@vanmcbryan3068ahh.

[@aaronburnett1131]

“If he did then A. I’m not practicing good safety B. It’s an opportunity to train the boy on gun safety. C no.

[@chalion8399]

If a 2 year old can successfully load and arm a flintlock musket, I'd applaud. He'd be a better person that most in government. Who would call it a machine gun.

[@poseidenforceccj2528]

@@chalion8399if a 2 year old properly loaded and chambered a modern firearm I’d be pretty surprised too in all honesty. I know adults that couldn’t do it properly on most firearms

[@RexKing-lc1tf]

“Can you keep the safety on” is unironically something someone would actually say today to someone handling a musket

[@some_otaku_nerd6546]

Last man standing was hilarious

[@darthhauler9947]

The sad thing is, we are speaking British, a closer version to Shakespeare's version than what Brits speak today. It changed in the 1800s.

[@EdwardoNuttbuster]

Fuck that this language is now called American

[@B1_224]

It's in the name of the language ENGLISH!! from the English people in ENGLand

[@AresAlpha]

This is why the founders never worried about guns. They never envisioned a gun that could fire if breathed on incorrectly.

[@blackpowderpapa]

Do you think the people that founded this country were so ignorant that they thought technology would not continue to grow?

[@JoeBob-ve2wc]

And it's people who are just as clueless about firearms as this woman that want to make gun laws.

[@jkoeberlein1]

No percussion cap, it's a flint lock.

[@Jfjgb52]

Bruh! “Its amazing we’re not speaking British right now. Had me 💀💀💀.

[@hadesdogs4366]

The truth is that many anti gun advocates don’t even know the basics of a gun let alone how to operate it 😂😂

[@shake307]

Not to be pedantic, but there is no percussion cap on that weapon. It is a flintlock.

[@billholder1321]

Sounds like every argument my wife and I ever have😂

[@MainelyMoto207]

Percussion cap? It's a flintlock, you literally said it prior.

[@caijuu7775]

You're presuming the professional writers who wrote this show to virtue signal about conservative values and the sanctity of firearms actually care enough about those things to do the research. This entire scene is ridiculous, if someone wrote this exact scene this exact way looking to satirize it, people would criticize it for being too on-the-nose. It's basically just Tim Allen and his writers going "Hey guys look at me I'm a real American I love guns and beer and bacon and I'm not soft like those pansy liberals" because he's desperately grasping at whatever relevance he can hang onto

[@WalrusWinking]

"percussion cap" it's a flintlock.

[@Bulmaatthemecca]

Probably the most accurate description of a gun I've ever heard in a movie or show

[@kewltony]

Tim "the gun is a tool, man" Taylor

[@joesmo3722]

They forgot about the flint. The flint would break basically every time so you have to replace it each shot.

[@mikelansing4633]

I like everything he said except for the part about the precession cap. The flintlock predates the precession cap.

[@noobdruid3805]

Honestly this show is THE best conservative show to air ever. Was SO good!!!

[@blackpowderpapa]

You are correct there. It was a fantastic show; I wondered how long it would take with all the conservative jokes. I never missed an episode.

[@JonathanDamon-jd]

How is this a conservative joke? It explains the limited capabilities of the weapons that the writers of the 2nd amendment wanted to protect. If the wife's arguments were applied to a modern gun the strawman argument wouldn't hold, the kids could pick it up and fire it while he's eating bacon.

[@therediodeerman5811]

The Second Amendment makes a whole lot more sense now.

[@ardynamberglow3124]

TECHNCALLY: black powder weapons do not count as firearms, I forget which bill it is, but it passed in the late 19th century and basically said any firearm made after this point is to be classified as a firearm.

[@WarPigstheHun]

1986 I think?

[@kevincraig8257]

he call it a flint then says percussion cap

[@blackpowderpapa]

I noticed that as well his writers were not very good at understanding how the weapon works. Only true black powder men would catch it.

[@todhurley3756]

I noticed that to.

[@brewup]

He also forgot the wadding to stop the ball from falling back out.

[@angel-of-hell4778]

The wife is like the atf knows nothing about guns

[@009munkleys]

Who else heard Buzz Lightyear in the last line “And some how shoot me in the foot” 😂😂😂

[@ibaadiqbal6180]

Also it’s because the Brits used the same

[@blackpowderpapa]

We would lose today to them with the way this country is

[@deanoacero3918]

Britain stands next to Murica like your crazy impotent grandpa.

[@devinwhite5064]

@@blackpowderpapa You joking? Fighting is the only thing we as a people excel at. When the world decides it does not want the smoke we get bored and fight ourselves. The US has spent over 90% of its existance at war. little over 15 years of peace out of 250. Don't get fooled by how us civilians act. Set a reasonable victory condition and it will be met.

[@poseidenforceccj2528]

@@blackpowderpapanah, we got better tech and training. And our boots on the ground peeps aren’t likely an issue.

[@blackpowderpapa]

@@poseidenforceccj2528that better technology you're talking about is just one EMP away from worthless. Do you not think Russia and China have prepared to take out our technology as soon as war starts.? I've been out there my friend and believe me you do not want to be beside the youth of today in battle when it counts

[@rokthor7032]

Tim Allen is a national treasure.

[@brandonm6751]

“Let’s incorporate the musket joke somehow…”

[@blackpowderpapa]

Amen to that

[@donttreadonme3062]

Man I miss that show. Tim's one of the best.

[@blackpowderpapa]

💯 agree

[@mark3208]

What show is this?

[@blackpowderpapa]

@@mark3208 last Man standing

[@RickPalmer-l5v]

I love this show. Tim Allen is a legend

[@emiliomejiamorales466]

Tim Allen's a snitch

[@emiliomejiamorales466]

Tim Allen is a rat snitch

[@YourMothersMan]

​@@emiliomejiamorales466Who should be doing life in prison right now. However he decided to Rat on like 9 different dealers who were higher up in the game than he was, smh. Im pretty sure there is still a few guys behind bars because of his direct snitching

[@EdwardoNuttbuster]

@@emiliomejiamorales466damn you got beef with buzz lightyear

[@jimmyvalhalla1939]

The only type of Firearm he can legally own after doing time for cocaine.

[@blackpowderpapa]

Lol you could also own a Big bore air gun. Now. Those are fun!

[@DeathMachine602]

The subtext is amazing, the fact his wife fears guns is purely out of ignorance.

[@blackpowderpapa]

💯 agree

[@yellowbeardjamesgibson9297]

Tim A Flint Lock doesn't use A Precision Cap it uses Touch powder in the Pan !!!

[@blackpowderpapa]

Yeah, I think probably the writers didn't quite understand their weapon

[@yellowbeardjamesgibson9297]

@@blackpowderpapa Yeah I own Percussion Ball & Cap 45 's & 50 Cal long Rifle along with My 4 Artillery pieces which use Touch powder to fire using 25 pounds of Cannon Grade Black powder every weekend When Entertaining the Masses !!! Thank you for your Comment. !!! 🇺🇲😎👍👍☀️

[@blackpowderpapa]

@@yellowbeardjamesgibson9297 now that sounds like a ton of fun

[@jojojinkins1647]

Rule 1 of gun safety. ALWAYS TREAT A GUN LIKE IT'S LOADED! PERIOD! I don't fucking care if it's an antique, I don't care if there are ten steps to load it, and I don't care if it hasn't been loaded in two hundred and fifty years. Treat it like it's fucking loaded.

[@hunterwaynehiggins]

Muskets: safer than any other gun until you load it. However, if you were to attempt home defence, you would have to keep it loaded due to the insane reload time and skill. This actually makes the gun less safe.

[@arronwhittenburg5477]

All guns are safety

[@RedCharLang]

Fun fact, the Americans in the revolutionary war had outdated muskets since GB had newer equipment from the mainland

[@blackpowderpapa]

Nice information to share

[@barefootcoolboy_3264]

The minute and half it takes to load this gun is the safety.

[@darknexxenby]

i think this REALLY puts into perspective what guns were like during the time our "right to bear arms" was added to the constitution. nowadays you can slap a mag in, turn off the safety, and go trigger happy

[@veedee4860]

I felt that conversation in my soul. Reminds me of me and my sister.

[@blackpowderpapa]

Half my family has the same argument. I guess every family has a few

[@JohnFitzKennedy959]

It's a good joke when all parties can laugh

[@blackpowderpapa]

You are correct there

[@tombradford-c7g]

Actually in a flintlock musket you would pore power in the pan in stead of putting a cap in which is seen in the Springfield rife used during the civil war

[@Barhead-y5x]

He had me till he said " Percussion cap" 🤣👍

[@jaypaint4855]

“The safety” 😂😂

[@vopenacattleco]

😂😂 he said percussion cap. 😂😂

[@truedragon5945]

"Not speaking british right now" most American thing ive ever heard

[@TheDrakenZ]

he forgot to mention the wadding haha

[@WhiskyWombat556]

Ah yes a flintlock, a firearm that definitely needs percussion caps

[@gledtrain]

"its a miracle we're not speaking British right now" is so funny it makes me wanna watch the whole show XD

[@blackpowderpapa]

Last man standing. It's worth the watch

[@levilopez9264]

I'm sure there's a difference between a flintlock and percussion musket.

[@monkeydog8681]

Okay. Now i get the "I speak American".

[@forbidden1086]

Flint locks were called flint locks because they used a piece of flint connected to the hammer to ignite the pan full of black powder to fire the rifle. Percussion caps werent used in flintlocks, only mistake he made for the most part

[@simonacland9028]

I just realised how much Tim Allen looks like Nicholas Cage haha

[@IrishCaesar]

You just know the armourer arrived on set like "you guys needed a PERCUSSION CAP? Shit all i brought was a flintlock"

[@8caude]

A musket is the great-grandfather of all guns. It's not automatic

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

Tim Allens comedy of explaining things in a great over the top detail is just hilarious

[@blackpowderpapa]

Yeah I love that dude

[@bio3163]

I will only ever hear buzz Lightyear when he speaks

[@ThumperDana]

Flintlocks don't use percussion caps, they use FLINTS😂

[@jaredfox2533]

A revolutionary war musket needs a percussion cap? Wow tim really knows his guns

[@olnea8]

Damn Santa's got the flintlock

[@patrickfranklin7448]

Flintlocks dont require purction caps, they use flint & steel to ignite powder in the pan. Civil war era muskets had purction caps.

[@johnmumford1135]

My dad loves this show. He can probably quote this show word for word.

[@blackpowderpapa]

Your dad has great taste in comedy

[@josephjenott931]

Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?”

[@redleafgaming3335]

Tim Allen is like the Americans that think they invented the English language

[@jesseholder1578]

Lol "this whole gun is the safety" so true

[@TheNitroPsycho]

"This whole gun is a safety." 🤣

[@bigd4649]

Safety 101: use a percussion cap in a flintlock

[@doyourbest_uwu]

In terms of video game music, I'd say Risk of Rain and Risk of Rain 2 have some of the best music.

[@Airland_combat]

Flintlock but mentioned a percussion cap. LMAO, Hollywood.😂

[@blackpowderpapa]

You have to love Democrat Hollywood writers

[@Airland_combat]

@@blackpowderpapa I'm surprised they don't say muzzleloaders are "assault weapons "

[@blackpowderpapa]

@@Airland_combat I saw a video not too long ago where a congressman was talking about trying to ban suppressors for black powder weapons like people were out there committing assassinations with them. Liberals are freaking nuts man. I'm surprised they haven't classified it as an assault rifle for sure.

[@Airland_combat]

@@blackpowderpapa Yeah, soon they'll outlaw toy guns that only make sound.

[@blackpowderpapa]

@@Airland_combat hell I still remember when they started putting orange chips on them when I was a kid, next thing I knew they were all orange or all yellow. Kids are going to have to go back to sticks like we did in the trailer park as a child

[@justinwike4987]

One of my favorite lines🤣

[@johndavidanderson4382]

Flint locks don't have preccussion caps, they have powder in the pan that is ignited by flint striking steal.

[@sokandueler9578]

If that’s a flintlock, it wouldn’t have a percussion cap, it’d have a flash pan, which would be even harder to manage.