The Youngest Marine In Iraq?!

[@julianuga]

Special forces marines adopting a kid and turning him into a weapon would be a wild ass movie😂

[@loyalfrog4864]

Little bro would become soldier boy growing up.

[@jerichosix3316]

​@loyalfrog4864 well Hes there from make a wish so its pretty bold to assume he'd grow up

[@igomiminow]

@@jerichosix3316 its pretty obvious it’s not real

[@jerichosix3316]

@@igomiminow well no shit, but i was replying to that guys theoretical

[@lawmaker197]

I could see I going wrong like sloth from the goodies

[@Blank55600]

"Little Shit" woulda worked too. Not as an insult but as a term of endearment.

[@Orc_Savage]

Bruh

[@Thefunnyman1]

True

[@shjett9595]

Lol

[@NeonNachoV]

Term of endearment lol 😂😂😂

[@randyrhyne8658]

That's my cat's nickname.

[@DevilApollo]

If bro survives cancer, he’s gonna have some serious Dad lore

[@ChasmPlaya]

nah the avengers are gonna visit bro sooner or later

[@chamberkun]

​@@ChasmPlaya I feel like he'd visit them lol

[@thatnice]

@@chamberkunhe’s gonna sneak on the shipment plane from spiderman homecoming

[@hunterhancock5221]

He extended his life with his enemy's

[@Jankman09]

​@@ChasmPlaya na stanley is going to visit him

[@Skeley0]

Having over 8 confirmed kills at 8 years old is crazy

[@opyiscool]

1 kill a year

[@ziompn9647]

A birthday present for each year

[@guillermo7168]

The closest I have is attempted murder at age 10

[@Thatwhateva]

man im 14 and i only have 1 confirmed kill :( . . (this is a joke)

[@Pitbullbiscuit]

@@guillermo7168 not a flex blud

[@barnabyworthington5353]

“Allowing him to finish off the wounded.” Is hilarious.

[@Jok3r00]

Little guy commenting war crimes. Canada would be proud.

[@perpetualconfusion5885]

​@@Jok3r00committing

[@caseyburt4193]

Well, if he can't last long then why should the wounded enemies? And I know this is a joke, but I could see this being real...

[@Idkausername12]

It isn’t war crimes if your not in the military

[@DavidtheGiantSlayer]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this would happen😂

[@nicscov]

Minors can't commit geneva violations. Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@moysesnicolasreyessilva1014]

Holy shit 💀

[@Anomaly-the-producer]

wait a damn minute you may be onto something edit: thank you for the likes but I don’t really care about likes I just made a joke…

[@I_Quarter_]

Aw man, now I'm sad I'm not a minor anymore 😢

[@petergould9174]

Child soldiers tend to be more brutal then CIA interrogators.

[@10tative]

Erm actually it’s against the Geneva Convention for children to go to war ☝️🤓

[@KadenCopling]

"General, I found this kid on the back of the plane" "So?" "Can we keep him?"

[@marcel-d8l]

Yes

[@davinbrown3072]

Literally what I was thinking😂😂😂

[@David27mk]

😂

[@GuardJn]

They def said it in a childish voice “Can we puhwease?????🥺🥺”

[@Oxicoperc3os]

Sounds like military

[@themusicman1556]

Imagine being in highschool as a military veteran. Fucking legend

[@PirvateerKurei]

Right out of an anime😂

[@raiderknight8194]

@@PirvateerKureiI’d watch the shit out of that anime lol.

[@Ghfvhvfg]

That kid will never be bullied cause you dont mess with a marine

[@ziompn9647]

​@@Ghfvhvfgif he ever got bullied he would've have marines on his ass

[@jonsey1886]

There were quite a few WWII veterans who this was true for.

[@danielargano5405]

8yr old : “hey who ate my crayons!” Marines: *looks away nervously*

[@boogie0413]

He bribed them with a 6 pack of Elmer’s

[@Ave_Satana666]

​@@boogie0413 W-WAR MOMMY?!

[@boogie0413]

@@Ave_Satana666 lol. Maaayyyybe? 😜

[@T_WC8]

​@@Ave_Satana666down bad horrendous

[@Deleted-Banana]

​@@boogie0413 We found a psyops!

[@skenzyme81]

VA Pediatrician: "Your injury is not service related."

[@ethanbeebe6193]

Best version of this joke yet edit: "Your tummy ache is not service related"

[@JettBlast]

FACT, You don't have Pre-teen PTSD!

[@chasemishio1781]

Your boo boos are not service related

[@Crazy-Chicken-Media]

This is more funny than it should be.

[@who346]

Your dehydrated and here's 200mg ibuprofen. 6 a day for 2 weeks, if your still in pain come back, we'll double the pills.

[@trollboy2910]

If bro survives cancer he’s gonna be a menace.

[@capsaicin938]

Plot is gonna keep him down

[@Altorostic]

​@@capsaicin938nahhhh bro 💀💀

[@LucanVaris]

Cancer was his _fifth_ confirmed kill.

[@doingsomestuff187]

He drank the water in Lejune, it probably gave him hulk powers for the last 4 years of his life.

[@shiznitts]

The only Marine who didn't ask for crayons, is the only Marine who knows how to use them properly

[@billydittberner]

And asking for cigarettes and magazines I love it

[@1BeGe]

Not gonna lie, I half believed it for a bit. Was like "SO THAT'S HOW THEY MET THE RECRUITING QUOTA!"

[@todesrabe6928]

We takin all we can get rn bro.

[@mro-aviation]

Me too, until I liked at the bottom left and saw this was vet TV

[@victorwilliams1629]

These recruiting waivers are getting crazy

[@Isaac-i5z3c]

Get it little dude

[@sm_official08]

lol same

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

His 4th grage teatcher is going to have PTSD after reading his "What I did on my Summer vacation" paper. 🤣

[@HugoPhontom-yg6jz]

Totally I guess it's not 8 kills now cuz there letting him finish the wounded

[@HugoPhontom-yg6jz]

Totally I guess it's not 8 kills now cuz there letting him finish the wounded

[@Wall-knight]

He ain’t making it that long, he’s from make a wish

[@rissa1048]

Make a wish isn’t just for kids who are dying. Those who are seriously ill have been granted wishes too.

[@HugoPhontom-yg6jz]

@@Wall-knight at least his now a vet

[@donaldfulmer7804]

I thought it was BS , until the care package, this shit is real!

[@aaronorr5586]

The Care package request was incomplete. He should have added the request for a Crayola 64 color box of crayons.

[@Mynameisname977]

@@aaronorr5586I know for a fact if he did he would have to share with everyone else. Who doesn’t love eating crayons?

[@sylvainforget2174]

Still bs.

[@Cameron-up3vp]

@@sylvainforget2174it’s a joke you muppet

@@sylvainforget2174 Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you, party pooper, party pooper.

[@christianrosado8639]

Not gonna lie that sounds like the most badass way to go ever, fuck cancer

[@zacharyclapp1072]

Have you MET a Marine?! This is 100% plausible.

[@tomoruin]

I have actually and they are so godamn funny.

[@kano8]

If they can do this shit to a horse, they would do ot to a human child.

[@ej1mugen]

as a marine i can confirm that im not 100% sure this isnt legit

[@aidenorr9536]

My dad is a retired Marine.

[@eternalrage6548]

​@@ej1mugen my brother was a marine. I'd be asking more questions if this didn't end up being the outcome than if it did.

[@jms7726]

When asked about the situation, one Raider stated: "we dont make mistakes and he's one of our best Marines."

[@Razdasoldier]

Kid infiltrated a military base and commandeered air transit to a warzone without a weapon. Special forces material to be sure.

[@Ave_Satana666]

My guy is getting xp like my weak npc with low health. Lmao

[@TetsuYama-t4b]

Turns out he's the best tunnel rat in the battalion.

[@jms7726]

@user-uu2rx7nn9o "He hoped on the mk19 and saved 5 men from a RPG nest outside Kandahar just the other day. Upper brass is holding up his recommendations. But for some reason, he tends to draw with the crayons in the MRE, so i suppose that's why he hasnt recieved a bronze star yet." one Marine is heard commenting.

[@philipdobbins2769]

He's not a Marine. He's an eight year old kid.Raider, you best read Rocks and Shoals. You're in a world of shit.

[@simpsonservices6463]

The kids Make a wish was to be a Bad ass Marine and as ALL Marines know your not allowed to die without orders hahahaha

[@neohavic6012]

I’m fucking WEAK 🤣🤣🤣

[@slightlydapperdwarf49]

"Small Death" is such a cold nickname. Bro could have elite dad lore if he lives.

[@skenzyme81]

Raiders didn't even need to feed him because Small Death already had a box of crayons on him. 🖍️😋

[@pthhhhht]

😂😂😂❤

[@bcutt8629]

He ate the red white and blue ones first😂😂😂

[@Jeza1178]

Unconfirmed but it’s suspected that 2 of the 8 kills are small death killing 2 raiders who tried to steal his crayons in the first 10 minutes of finding him 😮

[@Apache-pride_253]

😂😂😂😂😂 so good 😂

[@pthhhhht]

@@Jeza1178 🤣❤

[@richardlepreux8489]

He was instantly popular: he brought crayons.

[@MrLocust4]

as soon as they saw the coloring book he instantly became their favorite

[@TrueSonofErin]

😂😂😂 prior Devil Dog, and I love the crayon Jokes! "RAH"!!

[@RobertTuttle-m8q]

Good joke

[@kanarityatrofsky7926]

😂

[@kennethsoto7562]

Woooww!!!!

[@nekomakhea9440]

Halstein: "I'm doing my part!" Marines: *laughter*

[@adam03110]

would you like to know more?

[@Britishguy1623]

​@@adam03110"its an ugly planet. A bug planet!"

[@Jason_Nighthawk]

​@@Britishguy1623 "Get Out Of here Now!!"

[@thesnowmexican763]

I would like to know more

[@dmoore8595]

Starship Troopers = futuristic Marines😂

[@ethanporto1745]

This literally sounds like it would be a episode of South Park 😂😂😂

[@timehaley]

It took me a few seconds to realize this was comedy. The Marines are fully capable of doing that. lol

[@CHRF-55457]

Yep. Although most of the stories I've heard, came from Russia or the USSR. About them adopting a kid or a bear.

[@William_Afton-11]

@@CHRF-55457it was a bear…

[@kano8]

The bear was Poland. Not Russian, then USSR.

[@samuelojeda4047]

Imagine my suprise high as fuck right now watching 😂😂

[@avenged-khaos]

the marines adopted a horse and even gave it a rank as well as a duck

[@LavenderSystem69]

The Marines really went "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" about that kid lmfao

[@butterballs11]

They bonded over their love of crayons

[@theonlyMoancore]

There's no way people are thinking this is serious

[@theFRIed12th]

​@@theonlyMoancore they aren't 😂

[@LavenderSystem69]

​@theonlyMoancore we aren't. It's called responding to humor with humor... and it's clearly an art that you could use some more practice with

[@djkiltech]

"hey kid, what's your favorite flavor?" *Holding out a pack of Crayola*

[@ebreed707]

The 8yr old... with the MARINES... DIDN'T request crayons in his care package? Riiiiiight.

[@_Elle_Belle_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheWarthogaa]

Why would he NEED to they always have supplies

[@venomous2die4]

@@TheWarthogaa You know them motherlubbers dont get Crayola. Just that dollar store BS lol!

[@spray_cheese]

They already had a separate drop for that. In fact that was the first one. Priorites👍

[@Hawkido]

Crayon's are provided in the Marine Corps C-Ration Packs (the C stands for Crayon).

[@Aster1037_]

Are you kidding me? That’s amazing. Growing the young Marines exactly what is needed

[@davidtyree7692]

Just the requests in his care package proves the Marines are raising him right.

[@hadesjanitor9680]

Should've included some crayons in there.

[@davidtyree7692]

@hadesjanitor9680 Right! Especially purple! It tastes the best! 🤣😂🤣

[@KevinMah-ol5on]

Forgot the JD!

[@ScarlettMartin-jm7os]

@@davidtyree7692 mkay my fav color is purple but blue tastes better

[@custodianguard8199]

I mean... They had to raise him fast since hes make a wish

[@DS-gc7vg]

"Visiting Camp Lejeune with the Make a Wish Foundation" - absolutely hilarious

[@Foodcritic8]

I don’t get it lol, can you pls explain

[@laa0fa502]

​@Foodcritic8 camp lejune is a terrible place to be and its trying to poison you

[@Seven-p7s]

@@Foodcritic8cuz Camp Lejeune’s water supply was contaminated and probably caused birth deficiencies

[@johnfroelich2066]

​@@laa0fa502hey. I've lived in Jacksonville for over 35 years it's not that... aw who am I kidding this place is a hell hole. And it isn't trying. It already poisoned a shit ton of people.

[@ADoughBoy]

@@Foodcritic8you know the meme about flint Michigan water? Yeah don’t drink the water

[@KoaKingman]

Bro, he went from “I wanna see the marines” to “ give me some cigs and some corn”

[@rap7879]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jonathan_diaz_is_cooked]

Porn. Just say porn.

[@Krokmaniak]

​@@Jonathan_diaz_is_cookedKZbin is strange sometimes it auto deletes comments if used it doesn't like are used. Not always, but often enough so you need to censor them

[@ShiftyRightNow]

You meant crayons

[@Jonathan_diaz_is_cooked]

@Krokmaniak yeah KZbin is kind of a dictatorship

[@FunnyMan-fs7kd]

That’s what we call a legend in the making

[@TheRealSpicke]

8 kills? damn this mf is going strong.

[@dannyn6558]

Mostly assist kills.

[@abdou.the.heretic]

1 kill for every year he lives, he's aspiring for 1000 kills and the grim reaper is too scared to tell him he ain't supposed to live that long 😂

[@alejandrovargas5690]

Prolly the start of his glorious career lol

[@TenshiAC03]

K/D 8.0

[@briancheng1743]

​@@abdou.the.heretic what is he now a baby Chuck Norris?😂

[@sarahmoney5470]

"alright, whats your wish, little guy? What would you like?" "blood"

[@Ravenlord47111]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@seventease2411]

@@Ravenlord47111 ITS HIM REINCARNATED

[@borischan5252]

he wanted to ascent to the Prince of Demon through blood sacrifices to the Chaos God

[@littleaqua32]

Is this kid Angron?

[@AlexandriAce]

I have a terrible rage and guilt inside of me that can only be quenched by the blood and subjugation of the unclean!

[@kanarityatrofsky7926]

8 yr old: I brought crayons 🖍️ Marines: He’s the chosen one!!!

[@tosterpl4348]

XD

[@tropicalgoatboy5483]

Marine: I love it when we have snacks for the flight

[@philipdobbins2769]

Chosen for what? To be a serial killer when he grows up?

[@akaeron6472]

... Make a wish foundation.... that means he is dying with no cure.... In other words, he won't be growing up. ​@@philipdobbins2769

[@theobscene1654]

Found the "I would punch my drill sergeant" guy.

[@Croissant-123]

He has a Hell of a story to tell to his Kids once he grows up

[@paulfurman6240]

And here I thought the minimum enlistment age for my beloved Corps was 6. Not sure why the backlash.

[@jonathanwilliams1065]

No no that’s the minimum IQ

[@jacobcarrizales427]

I believe that’s the minimum IQ

[@Fatigue2808]

"He has eight confirmed kills." This kid is a badass!

[@abhishekranjan1347]

8 war crimes bro

[@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet]

​@@abhishekranjan1347 not a warcrime of you enjoyed doing it

[@oti9884]

​@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internetthey should put you in the Nuremberg trails

[@MorWindows]

@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet its not a hatecrime if you love doing it nothing said about war...

[@bostonblaster]

This kid is gonna grow up to be mentally unwell

[@gabeshapro9116]

Marines really hit him with a “Welcome to the fight, Helldiver.”

[@SonakaG]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@guyturners]

His dad lore will be unrivaled

[@rolandyamel6376]

Homeboy brought his own crayons and coloring book and the Marines were like hey he's one of us.

[@brownstonecustomcabinetry5309]

Underrated comment

[@griz383]

One of us one of us

[@1hundopluZ]

🤣

[@CULATER1960]

Hombros thought he was an officer

[@jfucile]

Only if he eats the crayons and lets them know how his favorite color tastes

[@Zerpderp0]

"Your Honor, this is just standard Marine behavior."

[@shell2576]

Your honor shut up you wasn't even there

[@bklyn1267]

😂

[@kenichi-ko7db]

“This one has killed a lot of civilians” Halston: C A N I K I L L

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@BenSchinke]

This is great. Best part is blocking out his face and giving his name. Absolutely hilarious. Love your sense of humor.

[@KnawedOne]

This 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@Averagemomrespecter]

An 8 yr old asking for a hustler magazine and cigs is funny asf, south park type shit

[@bbQube2009]

Fr this funny as shit 😂

[@ethantunque2823]

He became a real soldier

[@ter2364]

something tells me those marines wanted some backups, even if the kid couldnt legally have it [not like theyre gonna care much if its illegal though]

[@GrassThyPhilosopher]

​@@ethantunque2823 some Eric Cartman type shit

[@hunterharbach3317]

Was at first..."wow sounds like the Marine Corps" then later..."wow..Definitely sounds like the Marine Corps..."

[@hope4ourfallen]

His mom didn't even push him out. He fast roped out her cooch. And knocked up the nurse before his first diaper change.🇺🇲

[@NathanMaxie-q9k]

😂😂😂

[@HistoryGe3k]

Also got the reputation of being the youngest Dad paying Child Support....

[@williamwaters6803]

Screaming 'Rah! as he ran down the hall

[@Salamandeer]

​@@williamwaters6803 He stop outside to salute the flag as well as he first crawled through the doors of the hospital on his way to the nearest recruiter

[@theicemanmypass]

I already didn't come out until taps was finished playing and when he landed the first thing he did was face and salute

[@Flood_boy]

Bro was playing COD IRL😂

[@skenzyme81]

Unsurprisingly, Small Death is already engaged to a stripper. However, "Star" - the future Mrs. Halston - reportedly calls her young slayer La Petite Mort, "the Little Death." No word on what she means by that.

[@Drew-dg1qr]

And he is looking for a Camaro to buy off post with a 25% interest rate.

[@skenzyme81]

@@Drew-dg1qrLook at it this way, 25 years from now, Small Death will be the best chaplain the Corps ever saw.

[@bearwhite3477]

Married to a high school teacher....excuse you he is the classiest of devil dogs....

[@JerrybutTaller]

Lmfao bro stahp

[@MiracleWhip83]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rase2k_]

my high ass believed it for a second😭

[@postsuccessful7628]

Yeah, it took me a minute too

[@lukelayton3373]

Pass it on to all your mates who gets high and test them out 😂

[@michelecash5240]

😂

[@kinman3051]

It's not?

[@honey25873]

I’m sober and I believed it till the photos🤣

[@ligmacandice]

Him:"they knicknamed him small death" Me:😂 Him:"he has 8 confirmed kills" Me:😳

[@j7sk8er-cn7uf]

1 for each year of his age

[@WhyJustWhy-jo2fx]

@@j7sk8er-cn7ufya

[@Jon79w]

😂😂😂💀

[@mikitesfaye8079]

An oragasm literally translates into small death in french

[@konvertiblekon7093]

How about the hustler mags and Marlboro cigarettes that he now orders from the catalog

[@Yo_ItsShane]

Greatest child ever. I’m with you on that one

[@jwelchmudtyremafia]

Lol not gonna lie you had me in the first half.

[@oziebanksIV]

I'm Marine vet, and for like a min I thought this was real. I've seen weirder. Edit: For everyone asking for a weirder story, I posted one, it got deleted. No idea why, but it was fairly crazy so we're not allowed to talk about what I did apparently.

[@collindeguire8303]

May I ask what ur weirdest experience was if u don’t want to talk abt it it’s ok but I’m hear to listen

[@oziebanksIV]

@@collindeguire8303 weirdest was boot camp. Most Marines scoff about boot camp stories once you hit the field cause new Marines or "boots" only talk about boot camp. This one was weird though. We got this kid join us mid cycle. Terrible recruit, kept getting sick from eating boogers, constantly asking to go to sick call, and got caught drawing porn of our DI's fucking each other, and using our playoon flag (guidon) as a sex toy. He graduated, but was kicked out shortly after.

[@stepheneoinquinn7788]

I wouldn't be that surprised. Lol

[@zenpai5998]

Until I saw the OG WWII Marine Raider insignia I was like yeah this happened 😭

[@caseyburt4193]

​@@collindeguire8303Well, weirdest or worst? Because I have two stories that sit at the top of both lists. One involves a buddy's parachute not opening properly and dropping 850' to the deck and surviving, and the other involves a ruler, two pissed off Africans and a fucking stoked Chinaman.

[@austin_bennett]

😂 I absolutely love the idea of a group of marines taking in a little kid as part of their own. Its like when a dog or cat claims you as their person

[@justanothergamer850]

Or Sgt wojtek 😂😂

[@MeltedBirdFace]

I love how well the plate carrier fits him too

[@DisWasteman]

Iraqi soldier: “oh fuck, i dont think anybody is gonna find us here” *caillou theme starts playing* Iraqi soldier 2: “hey whats that sound?”

[@loyalfrog4864]

Should have replaced soldier with civillian

[@Black_Ichigo]

​@@loyalfrog4864...just leave

[@aayushranjan93]

That's boss music...

[@Larsenne]

Its 430 in the morning and im in my living room laughing like an idiot trying not to wake up my wife... This is great.

[@captain_commenter8796]

“There are no Geneva conventions limiting the children, Batman! I can do whatever I want with him!”

[@Othr_evan]

Bro has the ultimate make a wish 💀

[@dominickgoertzen]

Fuck yes, Little Devildog! "Sir, this is just routine Marine behavior"

[@SESSHOMARU3INUTAISHO]

Wouldn't he be a devil puppy?

[@Slightly_Depressed]

@@SESSHOMARU3INUTAISHOno he’s the tiny kid in the friend group that everyone makes fun of but is actually very scared of

[@troymcdonald9086]

DEVILPUPS!

[@sirspuds]

Also of note, Little Death is noted as one of the most intelligent amongst his squad, and has become an indispensable asset to the Marine Raiders. Thusly, he is currently being considered for promotion.

[@arminosas]

I'm stumped between being impressed and worried

[@alexmiley6351]

Little Death is Currently being Considered for OCS as the Previous LT had a Random Frag Grenade explode in his tent after calling him "Child". Once completion of OCS he will be Assuming Command of the Raider Team

[@mr.maniac6328]

It's because his 3rd grade teacher taught him not to eat the crayons

[@FritzFizt]

his name is Small Death not little

[@dawnfallon6812]

@@mr.maniac6328 And there it is. I knew crayons were going to become involved in this eventually.

[@REAL4-br1hd]

This kids going to have the craziest dad lore 💀

[@ericsutton2218]

Make-a-wish.

[@REAL4-br1hd]

@@ericsutton2218 I forgor 💀

[@dontatmeev3r]

😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂​@@ericsutton2218

[@NixxVixx]

@@ericsutton2218hey, you never know. pray for the kid

[@talinpeacy7222]

I want to see an "ate the onion" moment of this so bad.

[@SilverScythe65]

To be fair, those marines are fucking awesome for doing that. He's a "make a wish kid" that means he's terminally ill. That kid is spending the last year of his life in the most badass way he could possibly dream of. He made his wish, and he got it.

[@AirplanesAreAwesome]

it doesnt always mean that, it could mean that the foundation saved his life and thats his way of celebrating his victory against his illness (and middles eastern men in pajamas)

[@sggbuffistrash3445]

@@AirplanesAreAwesomeyou forgot to mention they are middle eastern men in pajamas with US training and tactics and old equipment…. With the defense of so many of those shitty countries in the Middle East at different times and with collapse of their governments, resulting terrorist organizations had people highly trained in US tactics.

[@Greasiola]

Sweetheart, this isn’t real. Calm down

[@Koda_Malleboy]

Why’s everyone so gullible

[@GoldenFroedRon14]

Not all Make A Wish kid are terminally ill. If we were I think I would’ve died 10 years ago when I got my wish. We just make a wish and the foundation goes above and beyond to grant our wish.

[@Sewnami]

The fact that they nicknamed him and gave him “ small death” is truly a badass marine move 😂😂

[@coolbeans7349]

bruh its vet tv lmao you and a bunch of others believe it too which is really funny

[@commanderfreakkz5688]

​@@coolbeans7349explain the real story

[@Sewnami]

@@coolbeans7349 haha I know it’s joke, just thought of Hollywood fantasy style - but still if it was to happen IRL, it would spark controversy and I’d still stand on my opinion truly a badass move 😂

[@ionic84]

Sounds legit... Them crayon eaters be crazy 🤣 Best make-a-wish for the 8 yr old haha

[@warpedone4963]

Add a little Frank's hot sauce you can do anything.

[@angelzaragoza8621]

“We figured… he’s gon die anyways 😳”

[@Koldatt]

"get some!" "ᵍᵉᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ!"

[@AverageRbxBuilder]

Imagine being an enemy soldier and getting killed by a 8 year old.

[@SamGarcia]

that's normal with child soldiers out there

[@johnrichardson7310]

In war with children as soldiers is more common than you think. Not good.

[@davidgraham2673]

Hamas had 8 year old palestinian children beheading Jews, and bragging about their kills. They start em young in the world of radical Islam.

[@xChimkin]

you dont have to imagine my bruda

[@sebastianbarbeite2154]

I went from “WHAT?!” to “Hell yea!” in a matter in of seconds

[@shade115]

lol same

[@johnbubba1143]

Same lol

[@kostastevic266]

Same

[@vincemurray1561]

I laughed a good 5 minutes. I really needed this today

[@dawolfman6950]

My sides are now completely destroyed. Semper Fi, Little Death.

[@strydgaming9484]

That boy is gonna be raised right😎 the boiz got it covered💪

[@cassiuspeele1972]

😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing at this bro the Marlboros and hustler magazine care package is what got me

[@venkuzephyr]

This sounds like a GREAT 90s action comedy movie.

[@jacksonmichaelor]

Imagine him telling his DI how he earned his combat ribbons. Even better, explaining to his class what he did for his summer experience.

[@johnnycovenant2286]

He was on the Make a wish program💀

[@venomous2die4]

@@johnnycovenant2286 and it looks like he wished play COD IRL. I mean, he's already got the makings of a fine Marine. Killing off the wounded is tough business.

[@BrandonHarvey-kf2no]

This is wild Lil man going to be in the military for sure when he gets of age as a retired teir 2 operator of the US Army I approved of this message

[@dylxn5882]

8 year old in his class: yeah I did one tour in Iraq

[@Ghfvhvfg]

Wehre is his award and uniform?

[@snakevalor8837]

He wasn't found... He was adopted into the nearest marine without a battle buddy

[@LeonSono]

This is the most American thing I’ve ever heard this is awesome

[@matthewarcher3024]

😂😂😂 you know it

[@prankoh]

Had me in the first half lmao

[@TreySkidmore07]

I thought he was going to say he wrote his mom and requested she send a huge box of Crayola crayons😂😂. Semper Fi.

[@andreassimas1731]

"Make them red."

[@PromethiaSHADOW]

Sgt Johnson is a proud papa. His little Spartans grow up so fast.

[@pcabcab]

My sister got to Make a Wish in 2005 but after reading this she's sitting in the background complaining "and all I got was a trip to Disney World"!

[@potato4969]

this kid living my dream

[@cuteDRAGO]

I meannnn she survived her cancer😂 so technically she still won

[@MaksimKosarko-qi5br]

@@potato4969 FR!!

[@deezboltz]

Her fault for making a stupid wish

[@AmericanRebelFTP]

Master sergeant Eden Pearl, my cousin was with the Raider battalion, he was a viking warrior! Sadly, he passed away before i was given the chance to meet him. I am just thankful for his service and all he had done to serve and protect us. He joined in 1992, was hit by an IDE in 2009, retired in 2012, and passed away in 2015. I'll see you on the other side Marine

[@BifMcAwesome]

The Marines taught him which crayons tasted best.

[@T0xic-Pessimist]

It’s the red ones😁

[@comradedog4075]

This is the most marine corps story I have heard in a while.

[@Anarcho-harambeism]

corps

[@TrazynPrime]

“Well the kid wished to be a marine! And who are we to deny the little guy his wish?!”

[@Gorillamangt]

The marines really said “nah let me cook”

[@ladaylyn]

That kid is going to be a legend!

[@BarkerVancity]

you do realize its a hoax, right?

[@elijahayler9385]

Sadly, or thankfully depending on how you look at it this is nothing but a hoax. It’s fake news but pretty good (Good as in it gave me a good chuckle and I believed it for a bit) fake news😁👍🏽

[@insanitygamer_vibing]

Those Marine raiders: PERFECT!! Children can't be charged with war crimes! 😯👌🏻

[@CodyMaxwell-e5y]

I wonder exactly how that would work if an eight year old became a war criminal

[@andrewjensen7413]

If the make a wish foundation was because he has a terminal he wouldn't be medically fit to stand trial anyway. Under age of responsibility at only 8 years old Great War Crime loophole when you Think about it. Vet tv Dark humour at it's finest.☠️👏👏

[@lunar_order]

So true

[@KnawedOne]

@@CodyMaxwell-e5y A war crime juvie detention for 4 months.

[@KnawedOne]

@@andrewjensen7413♥️

[@philliphill4763]

... thank goodness they're printing HUSTLER again!!!😂😂😂😅

[@richthofen1892]

What a legend.

[@lidlett9883]

Semper Fi. The USMC doesn't have a recruitment problem like the other branches. Because there is always those who simply want to be the best. BTW love the gig

[@armadyleanarchon4754]

"Isn't this cadet a bit young?" "Nah that's just Hasbullahs cousin" 😂

[@jordancambridge4106]

Hey Ferb I know what we are going to do today.

[@billcrenshaw6245]

I served in the Corps for 22 years and I approve this message.

[@juliocalderon4687]

Our hymn in the background makes this 100x better! That 8 year old boutta have more ribbons than me

[@zzzzzzzzzzzzzz1984]

Lil brother brought the pain and the crayons.

[@billdunlap320]

I promise you, some liberal is losing their mind and calling congress to complain about this. 🤣 Semper Fi.

[@TeXasDadBod]

😅😂😅😂

[@Alexander_z]

Easily the dumbest comment I've ever read on KZbin. Congratulations sir

[@RaziIllusar]

As a liberal, I did believe it up until "Camp Lejeune" and "slip onto the back of a C-130" at which point I was like, "oh parody" I COULD TOTALLY SEE IT HAPPENING UP TO THAT POINT!

[@GmKofHard]

No lie lol

[@david-468]

I’m not a liberal but you gotta be an evil or stupid troglodyte to support America/its military we are the most evil country in the world it’s not up for debate we have a hand in every other country on earth

[@olajong2315]

Cancer: I’ll take you soon 🤭 Kid: I’ll take one for each year I live Cancer: ⁉️⁉️ Kid: *8 year old with 8 confirmed kills* Cancer: 👁👄👁

[@mateuszlinke7469]

Bro's gonna have insane dad lore 💀💀💀