Halo Reach - Extracted IWHBYD Dialogue

Part 3 of my I Would Have Been Your Daddy (IWHBYD) series, this time showcasing the many funny lines in Halo Reach!
I do hope you guys enjoy this video as I put in a lot of time to go through the games audio files to find these lines. All in all, I probably witted down a couple hours of audio into this 16 minute video which hopefully didn't leave out anything substantial.
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00:00 Noble Team (Carter)
00:25 Noble Team (Kat)
01:04 Noble Team (Jun)
02:27 Noble Team (Emile)
03:23 Noble Team (Jorge)
03:55 Firefight Voices (Buck)
05:28 Firefight Voices (Stacker)
06:24 Firefight Voices (Johnson)
07:52 Firefight Voices (Cortana)
08:47 Firefight Voices (Master Chief)
09:29 Female Marines
10:54 Male Marines
#funnylines
#iwhbyd

[@Bobo-wp2bw]

“That voice in my head... sounds hot” Yo chief chill

[@El_Bandido420]

"I've got a lady in my head that calls me studmuffin"

[@arbiterdidact1580]

@@El_Bandido420 please stop

[@Smellbringer]

@@El_Bandido420 "Please leave me alone."

[@marcellosilva9286]

@@Smellbringer "I need an adult." "Right this way!"

[@The_Master_Chief_117]

no

[@WolfshotPlayz]

Kat's laugh was actually adorable.

[@Freaky1347]

It caught me so off guard, I’ve never heard it before lmao.

[@bombomos]

That laugh actually shows up in Firefight when you have her voice on. It's hella rare and I've only heard it once myself

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

@@Challenger_Axis I don't remember I only got it once as well.

[@Void_Wars]

It’s hot. One time I came to an image of her naked.

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

@@Void_Wars very

[@HellbirdIV]

Kat's laugh is crazy cute. Also, Emile might dress the part of the psycho killer, but it's pretty obvious Jun is the real deal.

[@lonewolf0712]

Yeah, Jun is cold. To be fair he is a sniper, and a Spartan. He's a desensitized as you could get.

[@richardavelino7383]

Him admitting to killing civilians is fucking bonkers.

[@ShallowVA]

@@richardavelino7383 The entire purpose of Noble team on Reach was to go after civilian unrest. The first mission of the game is Noble team harassing a small farming town in retaliation for some vandalism. It turns out to actually be a Covenant attack, but they didn’t know that when they sent Emile, Jun, and Six there. They were going to kill civilians.

[@cakeboss4194]

@@ShallowVA Nah, they were investigating the radio dead zone and missing patrols. Emile was acting the meathead, but the goal was to see if the occupied farmstead near the burning warthog was full of insurrectionists- which it wasn't. And no, Noble's presence on Reach was supplementary to all the other Spartans on-planet, because the Covenant were going to show up sooner or later. That said, I'm still annoyed at Bungie making the Spartan 3s wear MJOLNIR when they should've had SPI armor, not to mention the earlier lore mentioning that most of the Spartan 2s died on Reach.

[@JohnWilliams-wl9px]

⁠​⁠@@cakeboss4194 noble is mentioned to be an exception which is why they have mjolnir, and not SPI.

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

I love how Six's staring is supposedly on his file. Six's file: *A highly trained and skilled soldier that spent years acting as O.N.I's personal hitman. Has taken out various Insurrectionist and Covenant leaders. Can use a variety of weapons and vehicles. Took part in the top secret and highly experimental Saber program as a pilot. Also stares a lot*

[@DEEZ_N4T]

He/she is just staring at us..... menacingly

[@jasondouglas6755]

@@DEEZ_N4T GET OUT OF THERE COVENANT!!

[@BiomechanicalBrick]

This is IWHBYD dialogue.

[@runningoutofnames6956]

@@DEEZ_N4T canonically it’s a he

[@MarshallXeno]

*Like a LOT of staring.*

[@Mike-ij4rq]

Emile’s appearance: dehumanized, edgy killing machine Emile’s dialogue: the most down to earth Spartan on the team

[@that_boi_mikel]

In one of the books it shows that Emile's first scars on his helmet was from a Warthog Turret, then he started craving his iconic skull

[@energyvanquish]

@@that_boi_mikel wasn’t that an unofficial fan comic?

[@that_boi_mikel]

@@energyvanquish I can't remember it was a while ago

[@Aaaa-js6rr]

It's not official yet, but 343 has had talks about making it cannon

[@that_boi_mikel]

@@Aaaa-js6rr So maybe

[@littlevader2748]

Kat: *giggles* sorry that won't happen again. Six: Please let it happen again this war is making me depressed.

[@petamericangaming6177]

I need context, what happened?

[@DeathMonkeys]

@@petamericangaming6177 Its literally in the video...

[@petamericangaming6177]

@@DeathMonkeys I mean what do you have to do to get that voiceline?

[@DeathMonkeys]

@@petamericangaming6177 It's just randomly in Firefight with Cat's Voice equipped its rare so it doesn't happen often.

[@RevolverOcelot1]

@@DeathMonkeys it can apparently happen in campaign as well. Kat obviously needs to be around.

[@12jygga]

"If I die, I just wanna tell you how happy I am to meet a real Spartan." Got that once during that final push to the platform to await Key's pelican, watched in horror as that particular marine was killed just moments later.

[@mistahl5350]

This is very similar to my last time playing Halo 3, just before getting to the Cartographer. Female marine cries out in the fight just before "this is for my babies!" She was then scripted to stand where the explosive comes in after the cutscene. Had to pause in both cases

[@danielbold6167]

Meanwhile in halo 5, Locke be like: 😐😐😐

[@fleshwere]

haha that made me laugh out loud, thanks haahah

[@mspt13]

* cries *

[@cdg670]

Damn.

[@MrDiddlesGaming]

Cortana yelling "MARTY I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU" is some of the funniest shit I've heard, as I'm sure Marty O'Donnell put that into the scripts. Hilarious in retrospect

[@GameTavern2224]

Poor Marty :(

[@dextergrif1052]

It was probably an ad-lib because Marty and Joseph Staten do the voice directing

[@poke548]

Jen Taylor was notorious for messing with Marty and Joe during recordings, often bringing out the dreaded "thirsty fangirl" voice, knowing _full well_ what people would think when they were going over the tapes.

[@dextergrif1052]

@@poke548 Yep, you can hear that in the outtakes for Halo 2 and Halo 3

[@callmecloby8365]

Hell he was probably in the room lol

[@DigitalDNA]

M Marine: "Get this, I was gonna retire on Reach, open a glass blowing studio. Irony sucks". Damn.

[@domm6157]

The one about the Grafton was a punch in the gut

[@DigitalDNA]

@@domm6157 that quote doesn't imply that his wife was on the ship when it went down. I dont know, doesn't hit me that hard. It was a war. Many ships went down in battles that were special to many of our forces. Like The Pillar of Autumn.

[@ptrcrispy]

whaTß

[@DigitalDNA]

@@thinkingboi9508 We can hope.

[@nepspartan-7597]

@@DigitalDNA it's more like the Grafton was a second home to him, and the place one of the most important things in his life happened.

[@elitegamer9310]

"ODST, Other Dudes severely Terminated." - Buck

[@Espartanica]

Someone should quote that

[@onedova2298]

Opponent Dead in Seven Ticks

[@shaftoe195]

@@onedova2298 Buck's version is better.

[@alpers.3269]

@@onedova2298That's a good one!

[@nathangaspar4989]

Buck’s lines are fucking hilarious.

[@cyanimation1605]

Carter: [calls Six a psychopath] Jun: [laughs evilly when talking about killing civilians] Emile: [literally canonically an actual psychopath]

[@lonewolf0712]

Yet Jun is more psychotic when you listen to them. Emile hates what he kills, Jun feels nothing.

[@San_Jose69]

I'm pretty sure Emile isn't actually a psychopath. I'm pretty sure he's the most/second most down to earth person aside from like Jorge

[@JohnWilliams-wl9px]

⁠@@San_Jose69dude it’s mentioned Holland is very close to replacing Emile from Noble team because he gots too far with insurrectionists. Emile just doesn’t pretend there isn’t anything wrong with him.

[@San_Jose69]

@@JohnWilliams-wl9px I guess so. Jun is definitely more psychotic than him though

[@JohnWilliams-wl9px]

@@San_Jose69 how Jun just make slight quips? It is mostly distant because he’s a soldier fighting a losing war. Emile generally enjoys killing and is on the record for being too far on human targets. Let’s to forget famous scene where when Jorge is trying to talk to the traumatized girl, Emile chuckles seeing the girl flitch.

[@docholiday4129]

“Your file mentioned this” implies that noble 6 regularly stares intently at people

[@howiedenaven]

Subzero: “scanning for weaknesses”

[@guitar_jero]

Johnson calling CE ‘Halo 1’ is everything.

[@thepan561]

6:02 6:32

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

Yeah is this cut dialogue or actually in game

[@VoxNdoc]

@@ABoxIsMyHome it's rare dialogue, so it's in the game just uncommon to hear.

[@basedsneedclave175]

It’s staring dialogue tho There is no Johnson npc in reach to stare at

[@VoxNdoc]

@@basedsneedclave175 its probably from firefight

[@bigj1905]

Damn, Jun has some pretty intense philosophical dialogue. Makes it a little ironic that he was the only survivor.

[@kobieharrison8931]

And then he has stuff like "My butt hurts!"

[@Schmancy114]

"my butt hurts"

[@CorruptInfinityOfficial]

It’s implied he survived but we aren’t certain.

[@GeorgeMTello]

@@CorruptInfinityOfficial no, it's canon that he survived now

[@alexr5118]

@@kobieharrison8931 He truly is the Diogenes of the Spartans

[@Dr.Oofers]

I love these voiceline videos because you get beautiful moments like 11:13 “I’ll be honest, I cried when the Grafton went down. My wife gave birth on that ship.” “Just soiled my tidy wideys.”

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"He wasn't killing the enemy, just moving them forward to a time when they were no longer alive" Such a deep quote, and yet, kinda humorous when you think about it.

[@benjamingoodwin6277]

Also Jun: "My butt hurts"

[@Johnson-di7bu]

Seriously, quick question, why are you in all the comment sections of the videos I watch? Do we watch the exact same shit or smth?

[@nathanbrown5863]

@@Johnson-di7bu exactly. I see him everywhere. I don’t remember where i always see him but I damn I always do.

[@CheapDirtBag]

Indeed really deep

[@CheapDirtBag]

Also Why do I see you everywhere

[@MistahFox]

"Spartans never die. Looks like this Six was never a Spartan." Holy shit roasted... This is a great line to since it references the fact that the previous Six is dead but was respected, THIS SIX on the other hand...

[@michaelzhang9806]

I wonder what the others think about six, I mean, according to the others his file is mostly encrypted and covered in black ink, do they view him as a complete psycho or a clown?

[@sleepyfilipino]

You got it, I always liked the way they put together the voice lines in this game.

[@domphilbrick]

@@michaelzhang9806 Someone they presumably cared about or at least respected was suddenly replaced by a super secret guy who never talks and has an incredibly censored record. That’s definitely not someone they trust or even like. I’m sure the survivors started respecting him towards the end though, even if they never knew enough about him to like him.

[@disaster_chief]

@@domphilbrick I feel like Carter was starting to warm up to 6 by the end, when he says "that AI chose you, she made the right choice"

[@domphilbrick]

@@disaster_chief Good point. I forgot about that line. I haven’t played the game in years lol

[@johnnyunderhillproductions8346]

Jun says so me meaningful or creepy things, and then says, “my butt hurts”

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"ow, pointy. why?" i think needles have a stupid juice

[@daemonvanmeir9697]

@@Ribbons0121R121 maybe bone hurting juice?

[@EskChan19]

Carter: Telling Six that any misconduct goes onto his file. Jun: Oh hey, did i tell you about that one time i slaughtered civilians like a psychopath? Good times...

[@elijahtalmud8281]

Cutting Emile's line about his brother was borderline criminal.

[@SoupSultan]

I don’t think these are cut lines. At least, I know for a fact that I’ve heard quite a few of them in game.

[@OrionDawn15]

@@SoupSultan You're right, the video is titled 'Extracted IWHBYD Dialogue' so it's safe to assume most if not all of this dialogue is from the IWHBYD skull, just gotta get lucky enough to hear 'em.

[@duaneclarence8758]

A lot of these were funny, but the one with the Male Marine talking about how his wife gave birth aboard the UNSC Grafton (the frigate that was shot down by the Long Night of Solace) was kinda sad.

[@NintenKid9000]

Then the line right after that is “Just soiled my tighty whiteys”

[@ThomasHendrickson]

And the one about his buddies toward the end of the vid

[@sgt.lt.mjr.pepperface4627]

@@ThomasHendrickson uhh..I think he was talking about his balls

[@Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand]

Grafton is dust, we got to leave now! Damn.

[@sp4rtan148]

Timestamp?

[@coach533]

Chief: Starts speaking My brain: _There’s a lady in my head that calls me stud muffin_

[@zebaguettefromfrance1287]

Arbiter: *Please leave me alone*

[@nikolailawrey2691]

Arbiter: where we come from we call him demon That is just something that came to my mind after I read please leave me alone

[@DJHumla]

The lady in my head calls me mud stuffing…

[@nikolailawrey2691]

Please leave me alone

[@Spiderdudeidkpart790]

@@nikolailawrey2691please put me down I’m very tired

[@charleswallace988]

Carter: roasting 6 Emile: physiological Jorge ZIGGED WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE ZAGGED

[@Steel-101]

“an elegant weapon for a more civilized age” wow I had no idea Cortana was a Star Wars fan. Maybe she was secretly watching the movies in 117’s helmet(as he was fighting aliens). Also Kats laugh was both unexpected and adorable. Lol 😆

[@Aspis_1-0]

Johnson saying "I could be your daddy, but-" actually referring to an older Halo reference. "I Would Have Been Your Daddy, but the Dog beat me over the fence."

[@Ribbons0121R121]

the "ah nevermind" is probably nbecause he thinks youre too young to get it

[@endislayerb9850]

Well the neighborhood dog is my Dad.

[@ericdelvin8056]

I Would Have Been Your Daddy is also the skull Acronym. IWHBYD

[@Aspis_1-0]

@@ericdelvin8056 I didn't bother mentioning that because the skull got it's name from the reference I'm talking about.

[@ericdelvin8056]

@@Aspis_1-0 Yeah, I personally never knew about it till after I watched 3 of Villainous' previous videos and hearing the line. Figured it might have gone over someone's head.

[@dinosaurwithcake1256]

"ODST, Other Dudes Severely Terminated. Quote Me." -Buck, the man who would eventually be reborn with a golden gun.

[@georgewagner1564]

I'm pretty sure they took a lot of bucks rejected lines and made cayde-6

[@c.e.oofcrabgang2887]

Too bad it's not the same voice actor He sounds just like him tho

[@Phoenix-214]

@@c.e.oofcrabgang2887 Cayde was voice-acted by Nathan Fillion, Buck's voice-actor, until Forsaken, when he wasn't available, so they hired Nolan North to do his voice instead.

[@c.e.oofcrabgang2887]

@@Phoenix-214 ahh, that makes sense, guess I didn't do enough research beforehand

[@Phoenix-214]

@@c.e.oofcrabgang2887 Everyone makes mistakes. Only legends admit to it. Thumbs up.

[@Shuzkka420]

“How am I feeling this? Ow, OW!” “Maaarty” “Marty, I’ll always love you!” I cried for this woman in Halo 4 I-

[@mrwizzygiorosales7930]

I never knew about Emile's past so this dialogue at 3:10 hits hard

[@insekt6069]

When kat laughed, she immediately took it back, I guess this means that she wants everyone to think she’s a soldier and all she knows is war, I suppose this means she wants to be serious about this, but takes it too far, unlike Emile.

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

she kinda cute tho.

[@SpiritofFireMrVader]

Well, that is all I wanted to hear now.

[@r00k9]

Funny enough is if you listen to it closely after she apologized you can hear the Staff in the background faintly

[@logancluer1141]

@@r00k9 no that’s Carter’s line from the gameplay in the background. You can just make out he’s saying “Spread out” just as they’re getting out the Falcon.

[@xClownpiece]

this stuff is actually extracted from the files, so no that can’t be the background gameplay.

[@lonelystarboy]

0:49 Kat Giggles... Me: Never would have thought this was possible

[@alphebravo8340]

You can Hear the smile in her voice XD

[@lonelystarboy]

@@alphebravo8340 Yeah... Definitely after driving you off a cliff lol

[@HUMADUCK]

*impossible*

[@fuckologic1202]

Anyone knows what's the trigger for that line?

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

@@lonelystarboy as if any other halo AI could do any better? XD

[@ObsidianOx-GM]

12:29 That line, works on a few levels given how early on you can hear it. Well done Reach.

[@SOMEGUY7893]

11:28 The tone of his voice makes this so much funnier than it should be.

[@GhostRider209999]

13:44 "Well, at least it ain't zombies, right? That would be pretty messed up. Freakin' zombies." Flood: HELLO THERE!!!

[@drunkenengineer887]

The flood traveling to Voi: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@1SilverDollar]

*One short flight on the Autumn later.*

[@believer2]

General Kenobi.

[@YTHandlesSuck]

Bro imagine if he lived long enough to see the Flood

[@kristopherdecker6549]

And alien zombies at that.

[@glitterviolence8978]

Damn, some of the Emile voice lines are really sad and meaningful.

[@joelcomer]

Yeah

[@frank-b6169]

Facts

[@obsolete18]

And jun is definitely the biggest psychopath on the team

[@nealang9520]

He definitely predicted Six wouldn't survive. OUCH

[@combativeThinker]

@@obsolete18 Nah, he’s just built different. Like Mad Jack, or Simo Haya.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

15:11 is such a serious feeling. It’s always so terrifying when adrenaline or an injury blows ya over and you can’t feel anything and you’re too afraid to look D;

[@Effi3]

“At least your gun is big” *_ouch_*

[@mk19_117]

About the thing that Jorge was like a cover, Jun was absolutely right. Because in the trailer we can see how Kat goes behind Jorge like he is a shield.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

its like how in campaign they act like they can get killed and avoid it, but actually cant all except for jorge

[@Soron661]

the trailer for the game was awesome. it's a a shame the actual game was barely anything like that.

[@sklaWlivE]

Jorge was a Spartan II and wore Mark V Mjolnirr-grade armour to match, meaning it's got better shields and thicker plates...combined with the more extensive modifications to Jorge's body, allowing him to resist more shock and trauma...he basically is walking hard cover, compared to the Spartan-IIIs and their cheaper gear/augmentations. I seem to recall reading somewhere that Spartan-II Mjolnirr marks were comparable to the hulls of frigates or Scorpion MBTs...while Spartan-III armour was more like the Warthog...

[@Flipyap-ex7tk]

Buck: “(ODST) Other dudes severely terminated” Master chief: look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

[@sakuradabp6400]

@Cave Spider Hahahaha

[@thunder_wolf23]

It's shown in the film Fall of Reach, (which told the story of the Spartan IIs) that some ODSTs were resentful of the Spartans because the Spartan II program essentially replaced the ODSTs as the best UNSC soldiers

[@reapordeath]

Master Chief: *SPARTANS! LETS START THIS! SHOW THIS PETTY ODST WHO IS THE HARDEST!*

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296]

ODST > SPARTAN IIIs

[@traximus4642]

13:50 the music coming in at the perfect time made this dialog hit different.

[@Chaosh21]

Bro fr

[@spicypuphboi2228]

I did not expect Kat’s laugh to be that adorable

[@lustyhuntermain]

to bad most of these lines you don’t even get to hear in firefight

[@dmitrykhvostik5975]

I've got one from Kat when I... researched how much she matters to the plot

[@chavzone]

@@dmitrykhvostik5975 what do you mean by this

[@adarkwind4712]

@@idoit367 😆 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mhmtakeyatime9000]

@@idoit367 cant blame him, kats got cake.

[@ZudeXbox360]

@@mhmtakeyatime9000 fuck, the entirety of Noble Team's a bakery.

[@commonmockery1074]

Honestly, I wasn’t ever really sure what to think of Emile, other than he was a bit of a murderous psychopath towards the Covenant. But after hearing the dialogue about his brother, it actually makes sense now. All of these extra lines are unearthing some dope lore on Noble Team.

[@FinnTheBee]

Yeah, every covenant he kills he adds to his skull :)

[@thesexysanghieli7818]

He's a Spartan 3 after all. The 3's were selected from kids made orphans thanks to the Covenant

[@emmanuelmedina2740]

He wasn't nearly as psychotic towards the Covenant as he was towards innies. He was supposed to be pulled out of noble team if they found out it was innies that caused the damage

[@empdisaster10]

Yeah Emile puts up the persona of being uncaring but the entire reason he’s such a good Spartan is because he cares too much. Jun on the other hand… his lines are straight psychopathic sometimes with his views to civilians and the war. Like he clearly enjoys killing and it doesn’t matter if it’s human or covenant

[@Necromediancer]

@@empdisaster10 I don't think he enjoys it. I think he's just pessimistic, which is understandable given that Reach was a losing battle, and they all knew it

[@bolothegiantfriendlypillbu4075]

0:35 oh fuck, that foreshadowing.

[@Vincent-bb3ci]

I heard one of the female Marines get shot and scream out"I bleed more than that on a regular basis!" I had to pause the game and put the controller down I almost died laughing

[@daniell.raharitahiana5727]

Back in the reach days I played split screen with my sister and we'd spend so long staring at each other in firefight and one time we got this: Johnson: when I joined the corps we didn't have any fancy schmancy guns, we had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon. And we had to share the rock. Chief: you know, I remember my gear being a lot cleaner than this. Johnson: Damnit spartan, fire your weapon! We thought it was hilarious and saved it in theater.

[@skullerton9858]

Now I really wanna see that clip because man, that is golden

[@theshanamaster]

lmao thats gold!

[@connorross4571]

In the same match, at the same time?

[@daniell.raharitahiana5727]

@@connorross4571 Yeah like a conversation. I need to dig up my old 360 to find the clip. Might put it up on my channel if I find it.

[@connorross4571]

@@daniell.raharitahiana5727 cool. I would to see it.

[@theanarchist7575]

Cortana: An elegant weapon for a more civilized age Me: wait a minute, something's wrong, I can feel it

[@adambond8542]

A disturbance in the force one might say.

[@noahfessenden6478]

It was as if millions of fans cried out in excitement and then were suddenly silent.

[@corrat4866]

she was crying for marty o donnel too!

[@elithomas8022]

"DO A BARREL ROLL!

[@jenniferbarangan1502]

*use the force, chief*

[@arbiter-]

Jun's was surprisingly dark. "During my last psych eval, they asked me what I felt when reducing civilian unrest. I told them slight recoil." Referring to killing other humans before the Covenant invaded Reach. Pretty clever wordplay at the end too.

[@jdools4744]

Yeah the games never touch on it but ONI and the UNSC aren’t exactly good people

[@colbyboucher6391]

​@@jdools4744Ehh, ODST certainly did

[@jdools4744]

@@colbyboucher6391True! I loved all the side details in ODST

[@vegeta002]

@@jdools4744 They're good (mostly), they're just not _nice_ about it. Except the higher-ups at ONI, fuck them.

[@ij1376]

0:48 (Giggles) "Sorry I didn't mean to." "Can I hug you?"

[@Josh_yeahh]

That voice in my head….. sounds h o t

[@ASingleSpaghetti]

8:18 "Uh oh, I think you've gone rampant. I may follow..." The foreshadowing is real

[@justinspeaks.1652]

Oh god... If only we knew.

[@nomeruim1957]

9:00 this sounds so different from chief's average voice

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

That giggle from Kat That fucking giggle I love it. It’s the most adorable laugh I’ve ever heard

[@commandermassacre]

it's cute

[@HUMADUCK]

Jesus Emile knew the fate of six

[@acethehunter7898]

Yeah that really hurt

[@burnttoast.2017]

And himself.

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

people always say emile is a edge-lord but he strikes me as a dude from Boston.

[@davidteachout1888]

He really wasn't edgy at all when you consider he knew he wouldn't leave Reach. Just tried to make some fun of it before his time.

[@slvrcobra1337]

I think it was just a clever way of Emile telling Six that he was going to kill him if he keeps staring at him.

[@cptblaster4397]

Johnson and Buck’s quotes had me laughing harder than improbably should of.

[@luctut17]

"the voice in my head... sounds hot"

[@crimsondynamo615]

*MAC AND CHEESE!*

[@ladywaffle2210]

"You may know me from Halo 1, 2 and 3."

[@oldman87yearsago.34]

"My Dad had one of these!" "That's how he died..."

[@mbii7667]

Improbably?

[@M6TT_]

6:54 "Split head, squid chin" Bro 😂😂😂

[@propermayhem7566]

2:31 favorite line of idle dialogue

[@ShazzledWolf32]

That’s me to my teammates in cod

[@BigUziVert2190]

There’s something about the file for one of Johnson’s voice lines, “English#31064[ass_grabbed_12]” that I find really funny

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i think its for assainations

[@thebachiever234]

Someone had a goodnight at work

[@adamspeiser6449]

But specific assassinations can happen based on where you punch the enemy, so it could really be directed at the one that grabs his ass. Cortana's I think just said assassination or a shorter version of it

[@iforgor6673]

Isn't it funny how Master Chief literally says Cortana at the very least SOUNDS hot?

[@northernnightmare7986]

And in halo 4 she LOOKED hot

[@bornestellar6334]

@@northernnightmare7986 Halo 4 Cortana was the absolute best Cortana, by a mile. Waifu-tier

[@nethan1176]

Halo 4 and Halo 2 Anniversary are my favorite Cortana designs

[@kanaka118446]

@@nethan1176 H2A cutscene cortana is S tier. H2A in game model cortana is D tier

[@shreddedninja]

@@northernnightmare7986 She was always hot, Halo 4 was just the best looking. The only good thing about Halo 4 was Cortana.

[@thefatherinthecave943]

“Next time don’t send me a psychopath” *Jun mentions enjoying killing civilians* sounds like you’re worried about the wrong person

[@tuskinraider5926]

Jun was a headhunter, he was literally raised to do onis dirty work like if a colony of people realized that oni had an idea about the halo rings beforehand, which is why Cortana went to those coordinates in the first place.

[@thefatherinthecave943]

@@tuskinraider5926 nah, oni and the Spartan program were created to suppress farmers who didn’t like the deal they had been given. See, entire planets (with around a million people on each) were dedicated to farming, supplied just about all the food but weren’t given any voting power. They rebelled and instead of the government trying to give the farmers a better deal they sent genetically modified and mutilated child solders to murder entire continents of people. THATS what Oni and the Spartan program were created for

[@tuskinraider5926]

@@thefatherinthecave943 More realistic, but I couldn't think of anything as an example

[@Broken_Savior]

Those Civilians probably had it coming.

[@saxtonturner2240]

I could never before have imagined Kat giggling like a school girl with delight. I guess it just goes to show you that, everyone, no matter how old, how damaged or how war torn and cold inside, still has a cute side, IMO this is the most important side to people, because it is our truest and most showing self and one that shows a willingness to be truly open and vulnerable with people.

[@juhbattlehind4.063]

Nobody: Johnson in literally every game he's in: Sergeant Major Avery Junior blow the hell out of your alien ass Johnson, reporting for duty!

[@remyrichardson8614]

What?

[@marzeloperas]

He’s just spilling out facts

[@prolujan]

6:31 Johnson breaks the 4th wall

[@iforgor6673]

And Stacker at 6:06

[@kjj26k]

Well he did introduce the Halo 2 demo to E3 in person.

[@lutherloser5122]

6:41 my favorite line

[@Sir_Thiccims]

I cant help but hear Cayde when Buck is talking. Makes it that much better

[@siphonicstorm7191]

I always love Buck as a character. He's awesome.

[@joelcomer]

Oh look, a suit of armor for my armor!

[@kurohaizaki8951]

Me also as a Destiny player: So…Ramen?

[@hawaiianshirtguy4284]

Buck is the only character I cared about in halo 5.

[@edibleramen4377]

Buck is Cayde-6? 🤯

[@audiosword7221]

@@edibleramen4377 yeah it’s Nathan fillion

[@panzalinopanzultimate4796]

10:57 was lowkey kinda disturbing realizing just how young the marines could actually be

[@ColdNorth0628]

Seeing how this was just as reach was invaded. Conacriptions must have been hella fast

[@joshuasitzema9920]

@@ColdNorth0628 in some of the deep Lore when New Mombasa was attacked it became more of a holdout in each city dwelling that held police and military assets that were cut off. No one who could hold a rifle was spared from being put on the firing line and since the Covenant were commiting genocide.. well can you blame them?

[@Spudtron98]

All of the S-IIIs are young as hell too. Noble's just the ones lucky enough to have lived this long.

[@bruh-sz7li]

@II Arbiter II no he’s 14

[@Lumbago-box]

@@bruh-sz7li nah.

[@winster32]

4:34 Yep. The books do really count when Buck says it.

[@vsarachnos5414]

Oh my god, Kat laughing is perfect, but I can only imagine it looped over a montage of her driving off cliffs

[@Anime-117]

0:49 Kat: *Giggles* Me:.....Whut?

[@theCANDdoodl]

I also didn’t know she was capable of having a voice that high 😂

[@ThePuppyTurtle]

Them joking around becomes a lot sadder when you remember what's happening. It's difficult not to interpret it as them coping.

[@callmenoony]

I almost melted at Kat’s laugh I’ve never heard her giggle until now

[@ratoz8127]

15:11 this is exactly why I save every marine/ODST I can.

[@ThomasHendrickson]

Same, I hate it when they die

[@JMObyx]

And just 9 seconds before that is a reference to Halo Legends...

[@ZacTheFirst]

“Boys” is slang for balls lol.

[@Gogglesofkrome]

@@ZacTheFirst Could be interpreted either way I guess

[@johnabbot8688]

8:45 apparently Cortana was a Star Wars fab

[@mrbonjangle]

14:36 quite possibly the best line out of all of them.

[@IronVigilance]

Rest of Noble Team: "Stop staring at me" Jun: *Shares philosophical points of views

[@2Fast2Furious2]

0:49 - Just saving a rare laugh from Kat

[@commandermassacre]

" 0:49 - Just saving a rare laugh from Kat " Same Bro.

[@kingsharke14]

4:58 I was playing firefight on reach as buck one day and I hopped into the forklift on sword base and he said that magical line and I instantly got shot by a grunt with a fuel rod by the propane tank and died

[@ThomasHendrickson]

That’s amazing

[@reifhaynes4583]

LMFAO

[@Soron661]

wow. lol.

[@KingThrillgore]

Mom get the camera etc

[@adamspeiser6449]

That is awesome

[@brontiago]

omg Kat's giggle is FUCKING ADORABLE JESUS CHRIST

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

Hearing Kat giggles hurts my heart… she deserved better. They all did.

[@rkr9861]

The "MARTY" Cortana is calling for is Marty O'donnel, the music composer for Halo.

[@JohnSmith-dz2dc]

I was wondering who that was!

[@Mandem.Simmons]

Why is it called die ass tho

[@josebuenrostro5639]

So ... Jen Taylor...?

[@Herkan97]

@@Mandem.Simmons Most likely a line that would play when Chief is killed from behind. Instead of "CHIEEEF!" it's "MAAARTY!" Or just dies in general. I guess the extra e and a aren't necessary, oh well. There's also ass_grabbed, either they used multiple tags for the same thing or I just don't know enough. I don't know much to begin with, but I feel certain she yells chief when you die sometimes.

[@UnordoxRevs]

@@Mandem.Simmons Ass is short for Assassination.

[@thehaloscrolls391]

“This is for Jorge” aww Emile does care about his bro

[@marzouk6270]

We share interests, we'd be good mates 😂😂

[@TheGuyWithTheSniper]

Kat's giggle always gets me when playing Firefight with her Like she's got no right to be that adorable ;_; lol

[@podgemac459]

Nathan Fillion as Buck is the best thing to be in Halo. Honestly all his lines were great.

[@creativename3707]

"Spartans never die. Looks like this Six was never a spartan" damn

[@LethalByChoice]

Noble 6: Are you saying none of Noble Team besides Jun is a Spartan then, Commander?

[@WesternGhost]

@@LethalByChoice i was thinking this when I heard that line

[@jedi_.66]

@@LethalByChoice Apply water to burn

[@somm150]

@@LethalByChoice More like Noble Six: .............................................

[@jbox777]

When your FBI Agent finds your search history 14:33

[@aeronautisch]

11:37 hands down best one

[@csabaweisz8791]

3:23 "Menj a fenébe" means "go to hell" in hungarian, and it fits Jorge, cuz he is from Reach, where the colonists spoke hungarian, and named places too (like Pálháza he mentions later). His pronounciation is pretty scuffed though

[@subhuman216]

huh, so there’s Emile - the guy who looks like someone you don’t want on your six, and then there’s Jun - the guy you actually don’t want in that spot

[@tuskinraider5926]

Noble 6 is the one you don't want on your 6, funny enough. Imagine masterchief but completely without morals and only following oni kill orders. Kinda just headcanon here, but 6 probably killed thousands of children in inssurectionist colonys, not to mention other civilians. Probably killed quite a few UNSC personnel considering how ONI works

[@subhuman216]

@@tuskinraider5926 never read the books but that’s not exactly the impression I got from him ingame. I mean even I get that ONI is past morally gray but soldiers follow orders, especially ones indoctrinated since childhood. Sure his human killcount is possibly in thousands but looking at how 6 goes out of his way to help civilians and marines despite not having orders to do so in Exodus I doubt that’s a fact he’s proud of

[@Loonfuzzy]

Kat's laugh must be protected

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

amen

[@tostie3110]

Too late-

[@erichunsaker4969]

Elite Zealot: **readies needle rifle**

[@skullerton9858]

Too late, the devoted sentries already took her out.

[@RevolverOcelot1]

@@erichunsaker4969 Me: *Murders Elite*

[@InnoVintage]

7:51... Is that a reference to the E3 2003 demo for halo 2

[@Killerbnizz]

“This is going on your next OER” damn reach was more realistic than I thought 🤣

[@luciusbouslough4706]

I never knew Kat laughing was something i needed

[@Just_a_Tool]

14:32 That line when he's the last man in his squad alive. I feel that.

[@Damo2690]

It's a "from office space The movie

[@DeliriousD-class]

Booger?

[@twojacksandanace3847]

"Marty, I'll always love you!" Lol I can imagine her saying that and the Bungie staff just cracking up.

[@MistahFox]

"Son, I could be your daddy but- nah, nevermind." I love that SGT Johnson quote, since you have to have been in the room when it happened or watched Marty, Jason and Joseph talk about it in the vidocs to fully get it.

[@ezachleewright2309]

1:09 Holy shit, Jun is an actual psychopath

[@mediumtim2237]

I mean in his speciality,he doesn't have the time or ability to care now does he?

[@sleepyfilipino]

Such a sweet character

[@mr_demeanor6008]

"Get these out of my ass an make a necklace with them" -GYST Buck. 4:00

[@iv689]

"How did you become a discord mod?" Mod: 1:57

[@TheXskarnerx]

So that is why emile said, "im ready! how about you?" He was ready to see his brother again😢

[@eliudelcastillo2350]

2:06 Love how jun describes it

[@buklau837]

Deep