Gunna and Chlöe Bailey, Cocaine Hippos, and Capybaras Gone Wild | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

Sex and the City reboot looks, Gunna and Chlöe Bailey take in an Atlanta Hawks game, Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos, Capybaras run amok in Argentina, Vaccination rates by astrological signs, and Royal Caribbean's nine-month around the world cruise.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@kb-gl6se]

mero's got the best hippo impersonation in the western hemisphere, the brand is zoological

[@jajuandavis-williams463]

*zoophillia (SUCIOBOYZ )

[@chrismitchell457]

Say somethan nigga lmao

[@cl0utless]

@@jajuandavis-williams463 boss, that's gonna need a LOT of allegedlys.

[@jajuandavis-williams463]

@@cl0utless 😟😓ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY

[@shakie6074]

What’s dope is those capybaras used to live in the same area that gated community that was built on, got displaced and now are back and literally too big for anything to run em off. Solidarity to the capybaras 😅🔥

[@louisvelazquez29]

Facts, can't let these tourists colonize the capybaras 🙄 Capybara solidarity 🙏🏼

[@zackmckenzie3582]

Wait until a Jaguar finds out where they’re hiding out.

[@ouzi9122]

Yooooo the hippo impersonation at the end made me lose my morning coffee, wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahaha

[@no1onu2be19]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tomas1999Benfica]

"SAY SOMETHING N*GGA"

[@SammiHoliday]

😂😂it got me too fam caught me off guard

[@heatguyjr]

Mero's "travelGOSScity" joke deserved more love.

[@7billionbees671]

3:15 Snowpiercer on water had me rolling

[@CeeCeeB.]

Always Mero with the refs

[@stephenalfaro1350]

That’s Snowpiercer in water. That man doesn’t miss!

[@TheBluePhenom]

The Brand fan fiction is about to be wild sucio

[@Goatchild90]

On God

[@Sarara14]

YKTFV

[@MayorOfEarth79]

"Desus and Mero and Sara Jay"

[@kjeezy2990]

@@MayorOfEarth79 Sarah Jay? Hell nah, not them old yeeks

[@alphacat667]

Y/N x Desus x Mero

[@ss11111ss]

Gunna dresses like someones grandmother who is complaining about the cold

[@whitzala]

I came here for this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeebydeeby]

that's gunna j blige what you mean

[@kevthepoet]

SAY SOMETHING! 😭 Mero got on his improv shit mad fast at the end 😂

[@whitzala]

It was CINEMATIC😂😭

[@belkayembe9875]

When Mero said "go to the Bronx Zoo and cop five" i expected him to say tellem I sent you I feel old

[@tonysmith4702]

Lmao don't feel old, youba real hip hop head

[@jacobthompson1682]

Julia being back gives me life.

[@nickrnmaui]

Mero got em all with the "say something" everybody had the visual of a hippo bogart'n ur blow.

[@RickyJ718]

I love crying on Monday mornings. Mero, with the fresh What The Pauls. So fresh they still look factory laced.

[@rubenespinoza8560]

I saw Mero walk out the bodega and was like"ouuu okay my man is killing these brown colors" and then SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE WHAT THE PAULS!!!

[@ChavonJWright]

Peeped it too. The brand is vintage.

[@mead42]

I sound crazy cackling on the toilet right now. I don’t always laugh when I shit, but when I do it’s cause of Desus and Mero.

[@jbmp1390]

Fam we not supposed to talk about that part. We all just silently acknowledge it with a thumbs up lol

[@peachesandpoets]

Wow

[@ClankTube]

@@jbmp1390 right? Dos Dookies out here talking like he the most interesting man in the bathroom

[@juneytoolooney2165]

I stopped cigarettes and now i wake up at 6am smh, at least I get to be 2nd to view this.

[@morganbagshaw2548]

The Dolezal biopic💀

[@peachesandpoets]

I literally just checked and there is no Desus and Mero fan fic on Wattpad. What the fuck, people... Get to typing 😂

[@cl0utless]

just checked ao3; there's only a parody of the bodega boys podcast, but with yugi-oh characters i mean, the fic's good but the streets need a proper d&m fanfic

[@j.a.c3350]

A03

[@peachesandpoets]

Yeah I can't find anything but the yugi oh shit. 😂 If I were a writer I'd go ham. While looking I found a rabbit hole about anthony mackie and sebastian stan. Good Lord people are...creative. 😂

[@cl0utless]

@@peachesandpoets i mean, i be writing but i don't got it in me to write sucio bodega boys fanfic. i just can't have that on my conscience. or my hard drive. however, a d&m/bodega boys au sounds amazing. my eyes have been opened.

[@peachesandpoets]

@@cl0utless LMFAO

[@ChavonJWright]

LOL I have never wanted anything more than I wanted them to allegedly the hippos doing more cocaine 😂😂😂😂

[@jabtrack123]

That cruise is targeting s very specific group of people. They can afford to dip for 9 months on a cruise that costs at least 55k per person (and all other associated costs with leaving and paying for things at the destinations you visit along the way) and can’t think of any better way to spend all that money

[@ellax325]

I feel like it's for older retirees who always wanted to visit the world and have a ton of money saved up.

[@ArielGarcia-Carela]

Somebody said on Twitter gunna is Chloe n Halle cousin so it’s still hope for me keep me in ya prayers yall

[@joeboy4229]

Did you know down under in Australia the show is translated as Dingo & Mero 🇦🇺

[@tonysmith4702]

Dead ass tho? Frfr?

[@joeboy4229]

@@tonysmith4702 😜🙃

[@tombstonejones9581]

@@tonysmith4702 nah you just slow

[@tonysmith4702]

@@tombstonejones9581 bih I might be....lol name that artist # real hip hop

[@shards0fwords]

So glad y’all are back ❤️🤘

[@francescaw3678]

Wait Nero might be right on that math yo! It’s about 100 days less than a year, don’t doubt the brand!

[@stbcurt4250]

Desus face when he asked if he could eat them 🤣🤣🤣

[@Trini_RudeBoi]

Love these guys. Fucking National Treasures!

[@TSTypeR]

Is this the first mention of Josh Gondelman's problem with cocaine on the show? 😀

[@PROGRAMMED1]

Gunna be looking more interested in thug lol

[@smudgyphoton]

The bodega boyssss! Watching this with my coffee. 😁

[@shards0fwords]

Ditto n_n

[@youngnoclout2245]

the Kid Hippo came outta nowhere, i fell dead to the ground as soon as he did it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blaqorchid73]

"Snowpiercer on Water"?!? I am IN TEARS!!

[@brown550]

DESUS & MERO Needs to come to the 85South show Trap

[@moomer1026]

That'd be dope. That'd get 5 million views in the first week.

[@kevthepoet]

Don't let me get bored and write that Desus and Mero fanfic... 😂😭

[@Bang47476]

Best show out !!!

[@pavchellacvk2142]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HALF DENIM HOODIE B!!!!!!!!!!☠️😂☠️ 9:27

[@janeabre414]

9:05 WHAT TFFFF 🤣

[@LDRRollerSk8r]

Happy Monday

[@slevinkelevra4141]

The "say something N..." 8 ball hippo joke... too mfn funny lmao

[@Mynvmebedre]

Aye! "bing bong"' sidetalknyc!

[@KPyesthatKP]

Mero: That's a year. Julia: No 🤣🤣

[@CheechElMexicano]

The brand is strong with these fellows

[@LAVirgo67]

Monday morning just tryin' not to have coffee spew out of my nose and get all over my screens & plexiglass. Lawd! Who da thunk that Mero had the skinny on Capybaras?!

[@whitzala]

Y’all should have an official reddit where we (viewers/fans) post memes and D&M fan shit and yall have a segment on the show to review the reddit selects on the show. Comedy gold!

[@IknowMoreThanYou]

THE BRAND IS FIRST

[@MSHNKTRL]

Flip up some Capybara Steaks!

[@leobien0717]

I’m in the Navy in the long as I’ve been out to sea is three months so fuck that cruise lol

[@VaniatheOracle]

They already drop 6 episodes at a time and then make us wait 6 months for the next batch 😩🤣

[@Sky_Blaze]

Im honestly surprised they even still have a show ..its not as good as when it was on Vice and them going on so many Hiatus's made me not care.

[@VaniatheOracle]

@@Sky_Blaze honestly same!! I thought I was alone with how I felt.

[@ILoveCHAVO]

YERRRRRR.. Bless to he sees it

[@43best]

Let desus and mero tho I’m working on right now and should be on watt pad here pretty soon.

[@pesada_lahumedad]

My goddddd #teamcarpincho ... Big BX energy to ask if you can eat the carpincho hhaahha

[@Stafa64]

The camera quality is on plantain supernova

[@FFmaxxx]

9 month tour sounds like they broke and trying to make that pandemic money back

[@Tesla69420]

🔥🔥🔥

[@thermal8758]

The BRAND IS HIPPO STRONG

[@tam_forreal]

Desus’ drip stayed draped … like consistently

[@brianfoster6978]

Someone please write a fan fic of the boys doing coke with a hippo that escaped the Bronx zoo.

[@seanwilson8168]

The brand is maaaad early I love it 👍

[@DKmadlipZ]

snowpiercer on water lmao

[@jennb8203]

The fact that Zendaya has been a guest on the show and Desus is out here mispronouncing her name 😂😂

[@Kobain0]

Why does the old woman from Sex and the City looks like a gypsy fortuneteller 🤭

[@omariblagrove7852]

Mero has the What the Paul’s. I am super jealous. I can’t even watch this clip.

[@Seen-xp3ff]

Yo that Muna shit was hilarious

[@factorydiamonds]

Desus gotta Daytona ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

[@torilanier]

Say something 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lunasweats126]

Yo when he said that’s a year and she just said No had me dying

[@raenaldo]

💪🏽

[@godsleep6129]

9 moths at sea 😭😭 hell na

[@CataclysmiCCalyx]

“Desus Vision.” Nobody got that Star Wars Visions reference

[@earth7444]

The p-rods

[@ThSlackr]

It's 7:52 am here ha

[@mhfromnh1421]

capybaras are the chillest rodents

[@Adam_K14]

goddammit yakubican wildin

[@Tacconi757]

Red Flint 13s shout out to Desus for respecting the streets mvp 13

[@nakisg9902]

Why Mero foundation laying better than mines... this HD too sharp

[@SMXJH]

BING BONG

[@mr.sandman7339]

Is Salt Lake Health trying to drive competition between the Zodiac signs for highest vaccination rate or something? Idk what point they want to make with that chart otherwise.

[@anthonyhernandez5355]

The new titanic hollywood would love that

[@tashantimothy6180]

Wow my dad used to work by techserv lol throwback

[@peachesandpoets]

If ur a senior citizen with no family and friends that cruise is a good deal. Rent ur house and go

[@darrinnoble]

A US Court rules Hippos are people. Yet there are people in this country that aren't considered people.

[@KingMikeHall]

🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

[@Chickienugs]

Scorpios are lay in vaccination? Cmon guys!!

[@jordoncorbin]

They did Josh dirty

[@k_a_y_l_e_e]

not mero wearing a pair of grails all casual like

[@warrenjrjr4470]

BING BONG. IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

[@MrQdiddy85]

Who makes these graphics so fast

[@ipleedafif8033]

9 months? There's gonna be some babies on that cruise.

[@BinWylin]

8:55

[@shayboogie3682]

Hippos are wild… like… like… Wild… -Mero 2021 Everyone else: so… Wild wild???😒

[@teddybearington3]

💕

[@thabangpule6642]

"Hippos are actually wild, like.., wild". - Mero, 2021 Take that to the cunning artificer, in yo face to to eloquent orator.

[@CyborgSlayerNila]

Yuuuurrrr

[@tzdean1634]

So...uh about that fanfic?? I listen to the art and I can't be the only one who notices the tension.

[@FountainOfYoot]

SAY SUM N**** 👐🏾

[@Jordan-sq1oo]

Take a bow ice trae

[@AlexB414]

Speaking of Snowpiercer(and clipping), they should have Daveed Diggs on

[@Gonzo310_]

FOIST!!!

[@simransimran9339]

Okay, who's the lady in the first pic? Also, is she wearing a lehnga? Is it a costume or is she going to an indian wedding? Also, what's in the hair? Flowers or fabric? Also, is it even Indian or from some other culture?

[@alphacat667]

Sex and the City reboot that’s the main character. Iets hope the character is going to a wedding lol

[@simransimran9339]

@@alphacat667 Thanks! So I checked. I don't know the context, but it's a lehnga and it's by an Indian designer. Now why she's wearing it, I have no idea.

[@WiseAlbatross]

NO. NO. NO. YOU CANNOT EAT A CAPYBARA.

[@kayceecee-]

Bruhh .. that’s 2 times my fucking student loan right there 😫 .. people really spending 60k to go on a cruise?

[@twoodbeats]

somebody @ Action Bronson for that album title ASAPUALLY