Gura gets Mad when Chat calls her Chonky【Gawr Gura / HololiveEN】

[@zaine4516]

“You eat shark for breakfast, that doesn’t sound very nutritional” *I think this is only gura's excuse to not be eaten*

[@Setsuzation]

she won't be eaten, cause if she does, the shrimps will go united and does a huge raid. not a good idea in my opinion

[@umr2818]

Gura: You can’t eat me, I’m cute

[@ian-op5fv]

That and she pees through her skin.

[@Baklavah1]

@@umr2818 I mean............... there's a way to eat without eating ya know. 😏

[@Forbidden_Chocolate]

i would also like to add that humans are not delicious nor nutritional

[@pieterlindeque7798]

Gura: "What weighs 100 grams?" My brain: "Literally anything that is 100 grams."

[@nathanludwig8253]

Get this man a nobel peace prize

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

Gura: "What weighs 100 grams?" Me: "all the weed in my house"

[@minecesar0879]

@@The_Blue_Otaku amateur

[@kingZ3ro]

Yeah, this is big brain time

[@AbsalomIndustries]

2 eggs

[@mr.danish4576]

"What do you eat for breakfast?" "Shark." "You are weird." "Said the one who eat whales for breakfast."

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

Fiah inda wata? No understand. Roast joke...

[@TrollorRuby]

Im a whale(Gacha), does that mean I'm in danger of being eaten?

[@hio.hinomaru21]

"What do you eat for breakfast?" "Shark....." "You're weird" **I remember when she's doing weird thing every single stream she has done before** Well, she's a weird too

[@Windswrath]

@@hio.hinomaru21 More like She is "Openly" Weird. I bet that most if not everyone watching her, does weirder things than whatever she does, including me obviously.

[@mygamesonlineonly6236]

When u suddenly realizing eat whale flesh when trip to Japan

[@Aquitanic]

"What else weighs 100 grams?" 100 grams of feathers, perhaps even 100 grams of steel

[@Idontevenwanachannel]

But steel is heavier than feathers

[@SurealStriker9087]

@@Idontevenwanachannel cue woosh.

[@firefly618]

@no or maybe yes oh no you're not going there. not enough protein man.

[@dantheman7055]

@@Idontevenwanachannel don’t worry I got the reference

[@--i-am-root]

@@SurealStriker9087 You were the one wooshed, my dude. Look up the text you responded to.

[@wacknut7072]

Chat, once again bullying chonky shark into the corner. There's your new joke gooruh, no more flat jokes.

[@Spyke114]

Gura: "Guys, no more flat jokes!" Chat: "Take this 'L' and we'll use what's left."

[@justsomedude4469]

Well if shes fat she gotta have boobs right?

[@-_deploy_-]

@@justsomedude4469 ....true

[@ohboy8781]

@@justsomedude4469 is this good wisdom?

[@Nymphonomicon]

Breasts are not made of fat, they contain chat's hopes and dreams.

[@adhesive8865]

“Not that much protein” “Maybe go for some eggs” Ok then, shark eggs

[@RratRemi]

You need to be at the top for this cursed comments

[@Noynnin]

When she said eggs I thought of the exact same thing lmfao Didnt think I would see a comment saying it tho

[@danielprochazka6188]

I think sharks are viviparous for the most part

[@oooalonsonacho6935]

That was my exact thought bro🤣

[@pablodanieljiang961]

@@danielprochazka6188 It depends the species.

[@sliim_sadie382]

The editing is really well done!!!

[@tampenismall2195]

Ikr

[@Revan058]

Yeah, he didn't just get this shit up rapidly after the stream, he belted out a masterclass in editing as well!

[@sliim_sadie382]

@@Revan058 absolutely!

[@wofslo]

Your profile pic made me depressed again

[@Iistener]

Sashimi opop clipper

[@RandomGerman8008]

I love how wholesome gura is in this. She has no clue how lewd the chat is truely being in their reference to eating shark.

[@rilesmiles4564]

A fellow man of culture I see

[@Christopher-N]

The comment directly about this one suggests eating shark eggs. ;)

[@skeezy4284]

I’m confused?

[@ZodokiEsparda]

OMG i just got this now what the fuck

[@blakev.4540]

@ur mum she thicc

[@oneways2728]

"is shark potein?" friendship ended with protein now we follow potein

[@anothrto1045]

Whow Mooch Grems of protein?

[@fortidogi8620]

you missed shak

[@domokuncosplays]

Vladimir Potein

[@hiromishisantos9890]

Holy crap I read protein potien

[@Trinity_General_School]

@@domokuncosplays L M A O that's funni but 100 grems of potein is Not gud

[@baconsir1159]

Chat: SHARK IS FLAT Gura: *Cease* Chat: SHARK IS F AT

[@voltarashtavroth]

Wait, if Gura is chonky, that means she IS boing boing

[@Kizaineキザイン]

I see what you did there 😂

[@toxxc.5449]

Or all of those fat went to her _t h i c c t a i l_

[@Thanawat_CH]

Ina donkabadonkas flashback

[@silverfraust5294]

@@toxxc.5449 thicc tail.... noice im feeling the tingles.

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

In her cheeks maybe.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

C'mon, guys. Ease up. Gura doesn't need to hear that she is SOOOOOOO fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 whole episodes.

[@tessajalloh3914]

She most certainly doesn't need to hear that she's so fat, she's why Atlantis sank.

[@BaritoneMonkey]

And she DEFINITELY doesn't need to hear that she's so fat that when in 1492 Colombus crossed the ocean blue, he came across her swimming and claimed her as part of the West Indies

[@kenestores6410]

I see you in every vid that i see

[@Pseudowolf]

And she ABSOLUTELY doesn’t need to hear that she’s so fat that when she goes to the beach, she’s the only one who gets a tan.

[@darkknightroxas20]

For sure. And she absolutely shouldn't hear that she's SOOOOOO FAT that marine biologists and paleontologists got together to reconfirm the sudden resurgence of a Megalodon. To their shock and horror (or awe depending on how you want to look at it) they found out that she's even bigger than twenty meters! Coming into Blue Whale territory up in this fish.

[@joshuapotter6778]

“You shouldn’t eat shark for breakfast you should have protein” Hol up Edit: fun fact sharks are 13.82% fat

[@9051team]

It's OK, she has a head of bone.

[@mr.personhumanson6871]

That's not much fat.. Really

[@henriqueloureiro3932]

Fun fact: that same amount of fat translates to a athletic female human body so if anything gura is ripped

[@9051team]

@@henriqueloureiro3932 just without the muscles. Edit:or the height.

[@dragodx8238]

@@9051team I wouldn't say bone, more cartilage.

[@timothykurdt7645]

100g serving 13g of fat 13% body fat is actually really good ESPECIALLY considering they aren't considering the amount of shark that's not being counted, like the cartilage and teeth.

[@BaritoneMonkey]

Also 20 g of 100 g being protein is a LOT of protein. Straight up a fifth of that mass is protein lol

[@dantenotavailable]

Looking at the top results in a google search suggests to me that 13g of fat in 100g is actually for the "covered in batter" version. Raw shark meat is closer to 4 or 5g of fat.

[@darkhorseman90]

it's the "good" kind of fat though, fish oil. which is also good for the skin

[@unlimitedrabbit]

Top teeth only.

[@mayankmallik4508]

I almost chocked at the "yagoo!"

[@LEO_M1]

Well, it’s a good thing you “chocked” instead of “choked”... because that second one is pretty dangerous.

[@Vendetta162X]

Gura's like the cow mascot for Chick-fil-A. She's telling everyone to eat Kiara's unhatched eggs instead of her kin

[@itrahhumaira7568]

_I like it chubby..._ *They're pretty huggable for me...*

[@hatboi124]

Aren't people pretty huggable without being chubby anyway? eh, whatever.

[@nobodyxdel2390]

@@hatboi124 mother says my skininess makes me too bony to hug, because my shoulder plates are kinda sharp.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

@@hatboi124 Yes, but being chubby makes you extra huggable. Until you get so chubby its hard to make close body contact, i.e. a beer belly. Its a balancing act

[@Abedeuss]

"Is shark protein" Gura... you can be whatever you want to be.

[@nugget9340]

No it's Shak you R wrong

[@sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250]

Now I wish there wouldn't be any artists that'll draw "Inflated Gura".... Cause that's going to be cursed af...

[@jjrambles683]

Did a search and there's art of her like that from September

[@ryanflorian2047]

no im just going to draw watson chewing 100 pieces of gum that a good visual for ya?

[@mushroompie3075]

Dont give them ideas

[@CBRN-115]

😨

[@spyc1cle]

please dont

[@grandsaber646]

You’d think she’d learned by now that pretty much anything she says is gonna be used against her by us xD

[@bastionsea2829]

Especially with her senpais

[@AndreB23]

Gura is a heckin mega-chonker confirmed.

[@kota1155]

I like how she let out like an annoyed sigh before reading the nutritional contents

[@vubao4909]

Shark in Vietnamese literally called fat fish ;)

[@Maniacman2030]

Oh hey, you learn something new every day.

[@michaelsebastian914]

Thanks for the facts

[@TunesByAI2024]

isnt 20g of protein for 100g serving really high? even eggs has lower protein amount than that.

[@ilikeanimals5015]

Yeah very very high, on 250g of chicken i think has 26g protein

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Yea its 24ish in 100g of chicken thighs and about the same amount of fat as the shark (chicken breast have higher protein and way less fat tho)

[@firefly618]

You are making the mistake of using human logic, not Gooooora's logic

[@BaritoneMonkey]

Lol yep, that's straight up a whole fifth of the mass being pure protein. That's a ton.

[@--i-am-root]

I was looking for this comment. Gura's just trying to truck us into not eating "shak"

[@mattshnoop]

The yagoo! vs yahoo! joke is underappreciated, I feel. That's hilarious hahaha

[@orderByScore]

"Is that a good visual?" Ah yes, I always calculate my food in gums

[@dibreman6184]

1:25 100 grams of anything i guess?

[@TheSilvernuke]

Reminds me of the feathers and steel video.

[@NamelessArchiver]

Surprised no one else is asking the real question

[@alephkasai9384]

100 grams of shark is heavier than 100 grams of feathers

[@ohhseedeeworks]

GURA: We’re high in fat, apparently. AND HEEEERE WEEEEE....GO

[@hahnsalconera7748]

Gura: You eat shark for breakfast? That doesnt sound nutritional. *Me searching in google if shark has some nutrition* *Sees that sharks have some* Me: Well if there is nutrition I would prefer to eat Gura than actual breakfast. My Mind: *Bonk*

[@AMysticLegend]

Lewd 😺

[@MementoMori7777]

This comment here, officer. No Vtubers getting eaten on my watch...Or any watch for that matter.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

​@@MementoMori7777what about an hourglass?

[@kirbgaming8192]

“I think you’re better off going for eggs” **looks at a certain bird**

[@Graywolf2442]

1:11 the best part of this clip

[@pfeilspitze]

2:23 "Whatever, I don't care about this any more. Let's move on."

[@maurichan6868]

1:20 bri'ish gura bri'ish gura

[@BlakLite15]

Gawr Gura is chonky now? DeviantArt, you know what to do.

[@_myst_4267]

I’ve actually eaten shark before and it was delicious. I would gladly have it for breakfast.

[@Toastybees]

You can really taste the cruelty

[@lifewillsuc2945]

Facts

[@garethchia1210]

@@Toastybees the cruelty lies in the shark fin trade, if you're eating the shark's meat and all it means the whole shark's been used, it's just like fishing.

[@Toastybees]

@@garethchia1210 There's little to no cruelty free shark fishing happening because the fin is the only part in demand for status and "medicinal" reasons. Why would fishing operations waste valuable cargo space on whole sharks when just the fin is 95% of the market value?

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

@@Toastybees You could say that some get stuck in nets and end up as ''collateral damage.'' Anyway, shark tastes pretty good, but I prefer sea devil over it.

[@jakerosenberg3767]

Gura: stop calling me fat! Chat: how 'bout we do anyway?

[@ShelBelSapphire]

the "yagoo!" search engine was a nice touch xD

[@TheBitingBat]

Gura: balanced meal Me, doing lines of ranch Dorito dust, shotgunning red bulls, and eating 6 pop tarts every day I wake up: interesting

[@Spaghetti742]

Man we used to shotgun coca cola in middle school. Since I resold soda for profit I encouraged it as it meant more business.

[@infinich]

You're not FAT, Gura. You're just FL-

[@adawang1393]

AT.

[@sosque]

Fl orida woman

[@timkinss]

And you don't live with your mom, you're just ALON-

[@herbderbler1585]

Gura: [ wut ways 100 gremlins ] Yagoo: Ame at full groundpound velocity

[@Darkness19Z]

Hunky chunky. Gura: Stop it Hunky chunky sharky.

[@TheMightyWobb]

I understood that reference

[@NekoHazrd]

0:26 Funny. My dealer said the same thing.

[@xehP]

Thought the topic was interesting so I did some research, I though I'd share the info lmao Just googled it; for every 3oz roughly 30g (for simplicity I am rounding up/down) Beef has 23g (cooked/boneless/steak) Pork has 17g (Loin) Chicken has 16g (cooked/boneless/breast) Tuna has 22g (canned/water) Shark has 18g (????) *edit* also, egg has 19g (fried) so to be completely honest Shark has a decent amount of protein.

[@Trebord_]

0:56 I totally misheard her the first time and thought she had said "I think you're better off going for my eggs perhaps" and I was like *wait what-*

[@ifsaitamafacegetsyouageblo7198]

If 100g of shark is 13g of fat and gura is eating humans healthily as a shark,then for 1,41m she would weigh 50KG 1000g = 1kg| 1000g = 130g of fat| 130*50 = 6,5kg of fat in her body weight| Which means she is not fat because her fat percentage is kind of on healthy side of 13% '*does the air glasses*'

[@phantomdebris]

Gura said humans are not tasty. Probably she doesn't eat humans often.

[@ifsaitamafacegetsyouageblo7198]

@@phantomdebris Vore enthusiasts be like: "the lucky bastards"

[@zombiesimic9904]

For most women 13% body fat is getting close to being ripped depending on muscle. So if her ring fit days are paying off she may be shredded

[@sniperfi9]

@@zombiesimic9904 For women 13% body fat is mega shredded. For men that's shredded too. You could see every abdominal muscle. She shredded shark

[@victorpresti]

@@zombiesimic9904 Gura is really, really fit. Now if it's from exercise, or just her body type + being young or a combination of everything else, I have no clue.

[@TheAuthorStudios]

Reject Chonky Shark Embrace Cutting Board with Abs

[@Maniacman2030]

I can get behind that.

[@bayek8377]

*never seen a cutting board that jiggles like that*

[@makotoreadscomments]

I’m pretty sure if people were to eat Gura then they’d end up in prison. Although her number is quite high, over 9000 yrs.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

*slow clap*

[@mikethomson6864]

I doubt this'll stop Hachama from trying.

[@bastionsea2829]

No, they'd probably end

[@rivalifritdarc2481]

"Eating shark for breakfast, that's weird" Say someone who literally eat several shark before even born

[@ohno6528]

"What weighs 100 grams?" Which is heavier, 1 kg of steel or 1kg of feathers?

[@xehP]

it's a kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

[@idontknow-mp6tn]

@@xehP One kg of steel means when theres 1 kg in the left side it will stop fill and in the right when theres 1 kg feathers it will stop fill then they are equal cuz they are both 1kg (example 5 steels weight 1kg in the left in the right we have 150 000 feathers but they are 1 kg too so they are equivalent)

[@PotatoMan1491]

Bless her with her attempt in explaining the concept of 13/100 in actuality.

[@Leumas2118]

Now I’m seeing images of a Big Chungus Shark.

[@nitroweeb41]

Megalodon.

[@grandbean9031]

"What weighs 100 grams" Friendship with brain ended.

[@happyhippo2704]

In my native language, shark literally means “fat fish”

[@bjuganda7758]

Wait what? What kind of language?

[@Vtuberfan69]

I asume it's Chinnese judging by the characters...i guess

[@maxtran9132]

Shark is fat fish in Viet so I’m guessing op is viet

[@draconianjingoist4452]

"Is shark protein?" "Is math related to science?" Same energy

[@xngdan13x]

“Wut ways 100 grems” Me: One Amelia

[@skulldozer1462]

Tonight: Two swans move their heads about. I eat a shoe. And Gura says she's not fat

[@luckytako633]

1:33 got me laughing hard

[@Nightout88]

im more then willing to bet someone in the chat said the words EXTRA and THICC together and it hurts me every time

[@MysteryFaceX]

Oh god. Don't put her in charge as a politician trying to understand CO2 emissions per capita.

[@AlucardsBlood69]

Especially since 13 percent body fat is really good, and 20% protein is super high, its almost twice as much as eggs with less cholesterol and fat. Literally healthier than the option she said you should eat.

[@Warvvolf]

It's either flat or chonky. You can't have both.

[@Loot1377]

wait... so Gura is Gummy AND Chonky??? 🤔🤷‍♂️

[@galerinha]

If she has 13% of fat in her body she is very toned or thin. A slightly obese person has 20%-30% of fat. For a comparison a body builder has only 7%. She's right, she isn't fat

[@joshuasandig5580]

Gura will be sad that people eat sharks

[@CWR1701]

Nah, she's an Apex Predator. She knows only the weak get eaten. Only the strongest get out alive.

[@richarddaigle8777]

Shark is literally just protein and fat. Thrown in a fruit and it couldn't be healthier. Not too often tho as apex predators do accumulate the heavy metals.

[@secret8151]

Sharks are full of urine, methylmercury, and other toxins. Beef, pork, and chicken have much more protein

[@justynlee8485]

I love that chat was bullying the shark during this part of the stream...

[@danielbrugovsky6018]

Googling what weights 100 grams, oh how have sharks and humanity evolved over the years. Truly terrifying.

[@Ekusupuroshon]

Gura is secretly thicc shark

[@kyuremgames2815]

Shark nutrition facts: shark without very specific preparation and in too large quantities is gonna give you a nice helping of poison

[@AlucardsBlood69]

Mercury poison to be precise, otherwise if we weren't polluting the oceans as bad as we are you could eat it just fine.

[@jaythemaker5809]

Then: pettan not boing boing Now: fat yes boing boing

[@e2rqey]

0:17 LMAO Yagoo, nice one

[@sanguiniusse434]

Because of the way energy works, the higher up the food chain you go the less nutritious the meat of the animal will be. Generally, eating an apex predator is more trouble then it's worth.

[@clown-eating-hippo]

It would have taken almost no effort to look this up and see you're wrong. The meat of a predator is just as nutritionally dense as that of an herbivore. It is less energy efficient ONLY when considering a starting energy state of animal feed, because each time energy is converted, only a fraction is stored in retrievable fashion. Meat is meat.

[@Critick3000]

@@clown-eating-hippo and Shark meat can have high counts of mercury and other "tasty" toxins. So again, more trouble then it’s worth

[@clown-eating-hippo]

@@Critick3000 I was not arguing that predators are useful sources of food; I was arguing against stating fiction as fact.

[@Bonkbork]

I know I'm like late to this video but literally everything flies over guru's head lmaoo 💀 😂

[@r34p3r1992]

Gura: Do not eat shark for breakfast Me, an Icelander, while eating a rotten shark for breakfast: What the fuck, Gura?!

[@machaiarcanum]

“Wonder how much…” Considers the consequences of looking that up “Never mind I’m not interested any more”

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

"I like 'em big, I like 'em c h u n k y" - Moto Moto

[@lpfan4491]

0:41 Wait, that's... 1:11 Yup, that certainly didn't end well.

[@harley8047]

"I eat shark for breakfast." O///0 oh my. "You should eat protein." 0///O ' oh my... What is she eating in the morning that has protein?!

[@YarharF]

Potien and Ways, lmfao I fucking can't

[@adhi1150203]

"Let's do grams." I see, she's more cultured than those imperial system followers

[@Nymphonomicon]

Shark's not fat, never fat. Girl said Gura, take off your hoodie, but shark's not fat.

[@remforrest]

Shark doesn't sound that appealing. But I want to know what gum has that much protein.

[@officerzook]

This was cute. Good start to a morning. Lol "im not fat" love it

[@borisrebic]

Apex predator worriedly looks up nutritional value of shark meat, is afraid it may become the hunted.

[@Natalie_Toshino]

I'm glad my English friends are finally getting subbed content.:)

[@Xenmaru00]

Holy hell this Disgaea home area sounding music in the background. i'm loving it.

[@PhilDaw]

it's fish so it's the good kind of fat

[@leosantos7875]

Gura: "What else weighs a hundred grams" In my mind: "100g of feathers"

[@berserkerrex4411]

When her chat accused her of being Fat she really should have just taken the L and admitted chat was right all along.

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

Yeap. Gura and the shark kind have something in common. *They ferocious, yet pompfy.*

[@Iliketacos091]

Quick freedom units conversion: 1 kilogram is about 2.2lbs, so 100 grams is just slightly under 0.25lbs or a quarter pound.

[@joshhaworth2155]

The search engine being "Yagoo!" is an underappreciated joke.

[@pogchamp2907]

1:20 I N N I T

[@Gaba_Ghoul]

*Is Shaq protein?* Top 10 Questions Scientists Still Can’t Answer To This Day

[@littlemods140]

I love the yagoo! search. Plz do more of that in the future.

[@danierusan7974]

Gura English : wut ways 100 grems. And the world English : what weight 100 grams.

[@docbenway1082]

Someone with art/editing skills please make Big Chungura. We need it, and we need it now!

[@UnclePutte]

I can't help but marvel at the paths Gura's logic takes.

[@marlonwelty8016]

The guy that was tryna get a reaction from the eating shark comment had the biggest light yagami moment when it turned into people calling her fat “I won”

[@plaguepartyy]

Just from hearing her keyboard, I can tell she definitely has a cute keyboard with nice lubed switches. You can just hear it lol..

[@adambritton4470]

Explains the bite taken out of her, she wasn't googling. she was checking her notes.