Even Kiara can't stop Gura from Swearing【Gura / Kiara / HololiveEN】

[@rjai5003]

This is literally just a child repeating swear words after hearing them for the first time

[@Jug_or_not]

Yeah Kiara said that to Gura later that stream :D

[@sirpieman300]

Yes, we call the child gura :)

[@Usagi1992]

Yeah, kinda like Ai-chan when she streamed Resident Evil 7

[@alucard303]

It's great, isn't it?

[@tasos646]

this is fun haha

[@rushiabruh]

Gura is laughing because she know that FAQ is LOVE

[@justynlee8485]

She’s entering elite (German) culture...

[@bronii4953]

FAQ is Love baby don't hurt me dont hurt me no more~

[@DeViceCrimsin_]

Oh! So this is where the phrase “i want to fuck you comes from”... Thank you for the nerdy quick facts. I'm bout to go use it on my exgf/friend.

[@raeserec535]

Inner gremlin coming out

[@odyseasthalassinos3427]

Is this a Sakura Miko-Moona reference?

[@simpleplan32230]

Kiara: “What’s your favorite number?” Gura: “Nine.” Kiara: “Alright, keep your secrets.”

[@pendelbembel]

More like: Blue, nine, short, idiot, I remember this from somewhere...

[@renookami4651]

@@pendelbembel Yeah I remember fairy well something like that too...That's so weird...

[@wakipai3D]

Nine

[@railgun9992]

@@pendelbembel Gura its cirno confirmed

[@HY-if9ct]

Y y'all talking 'bout ⑨?

[@afinoxi]

Kiara : Gura , say *"I'll make you into my schnitzel"* Weird flirting , but ok

[@cc9787]

At least it kinda..... Works???

[@Noizemaze4]

Slurp slurp slurp

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

> Weird flirting Have you _met_ Kiara?

[@alanfuryhh4744]

Rada rada, rada rada rada

[@kilato9649]

Its just mom and daughter nothing to see here 😳

[@zaine4516]

“Why are you laughing?” “Cause of faq?” *Gura wrong timing...*

[@afinoxi]

Gura : starts swearing Kiara : *Ach Scheiße , jetzt geht wieder los*

[@PixelGM]

Ah shit, here we go again...

[@saninorochimaru2]

You know what, I don't think I need to plug that into a translator to get it

[@PixelGM]

@@saninorochimaru2 yeah ik, im not even from german xd

[@BluePhoenix_]

Here is the police. It's either "geht's" or more fitting in this context "(...)jetzt geht das wieder los."

[@napstab]

@@BluePhoenix_ sei gegrüßt, bruder

[@TheBasedTyrant]

Remember kids swearing is ok if you do it in not your first language.

[@cacaca0]

Lol i do that all the time i feel uncomfortable swearing in my own language, since my family would easily understand it.

[@ChillezOwO]

Time to learn Japanese

[@_TestBot]

I swear no problem in english. In my first language, I'd feel so uncomfortable saying the same things. I really feel where Kiara is when she's really struggling to get the words out.

[@Pmurder3]

@@_TestBot It's not that you don't do it, it just feels pretty bad.

[@lolvks]

Probably why Kiara has absolutely no problems swearing in English, but has trouble swearing in German.

[@gracecalis5421]

I like how Kiara is a bit seiso using her native language even though she swears like a goddamn sailor more than any other HoloEN member in English

[@96Assassine]

I can confirm: Swearing is an essential part of our language. It’s like... sentence enhancement.

[@vipertooth123]

I read somewhere that people develop a different "personality" when they learn a new language. So, is completly normal that she behaves so diferent between german and english, I guess she must behave even different in Japanese.

[@Reydriel]

Her German-only MarioKart rounds say otherwise...

[@AltNova]

@@96Assassine You’re damn right buddy

[@CBRN-115]

@@Reydriel perhaps she always had a mouth of a sailor

[@heardyouaknucklehead6061]

I honestly would love to see a montage of “Kiara with Gura vs Calli with Gura”

[@sneakiestsnek3150]

A compilation of how each parent is with the child? Perfect

[@wooden49]

Papa&child vs Mama&child

[@menixia3140]

These three have great chemistry holy shit

[@kin4386]

Who's the better parent lmao

[@guardianboreal1432]

Wonderful idea, kupo!

[@KanuckStreams]

Kiara: "It um...uh.... It describes a person that is... uh...messy." Gura: "...Oh, so me!" Kiara: *Visibly distressed* *"Please do not call yourself Schlampe."*

[@JESUSWASAJUGGALO]

i wonder if gura realized what type of "messy" the word implies

[@Maker0824]

Gura: Me Schlam-

[@MissingName]

@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO It can imply both types of "messy". Some people in Germany say "Du bist eine Schlampe" or "Du bist aber Schlampig" if your room isn't clean.

[@eris9659]

@@MissingName oh fuck is that where "slam pig" comes from

[@wessltov]

@@MissingName I doubt Kiara would want to take the risk of a misunderstanding though. Gura on the other hand...

[@sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250]

Gura is like that one student in school where he/she would laugh when the teacher said something about private parts lmao

[@2highbruh]

That might have been me too.

[@akifnorzaimi]

Luckily,i'm the quiet kid in the class who barely laugh at some kid's jokes

[@jemerson12345]

when teacher says "very long sword". gura: "dying of laughter"

[@emmanuelmunchies]

I knew private parts. I never knew why he got made fun of all the time. He served 4 tours in Afghanistan

[@whatyolookingat8992]

@@emmanuelmunchies bro, this comment is high IQ

[@DeoWatcher-tn1bk]

She is coating her swearing with her cute tone of voice She is weaponizing her cuteness again

[@CBRN-115]

The most terrifying kind of adorableness

[@DrustVG]

I loved this stream because normally Kiara swears without contempt, but here she was literally suffering hearing Gura swear (and calling herself a Schlampe). I almost died of laughter while watching this

[@Ostfront1942]

As a German myself, i never realized how much i needed a Gura that swears in German.

[@reeno1357]

Ihre Betonung ist halt auch nichtmal schlecht, das macht's halt umso besser 🤣

[@x17YDx]

Kiara: Ok I will teach you some bad words Gura: are you sure about that? Chat: oh u are providing the tools of the destruction to the wrong person

[@TheAdmiral14]

I love that Kiara is so profane in English, yet so reserved in German, while Gura rarely swears in her streams, but once it's in German she goes hog wild.

[@Myuserstillainttrue]

Gura at the intro be like: S C H O O L While kiara is: L I S T E N G O O H R A H! And gura while struggling be like: :(

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

Gura is that kind of student. Lol.

[@Myuserstillainttrue]

XD

[@AndreB23]

"Verdammt, Gura." - Kiara, probably.

[@Izandaia]

Kiara being embarrassed by German swears is surprisingly adorable. This is the true gap moe.

[@Neptune0404]

She sounds just like a small child learning a new swear word. So adorable

[@diegohiramguidogarcia6003]

gura finally broke kiara like, she was really trying and gura was just: "a"

[@CBRN-115]

Kiara sounds kinda scary when she's strict Must be the Austrian accent

[@Geoff69420]

Crikey!

[@YataTheFifteenth]

**obligatory painter joke here**

[@yfrufeyfryd2129]

*Australian

[@SomeBuddy555]

australian

[@nicguti]

@@YataTheFifteenth oh no not the painter!

[@MilD_Voices]

Here we see the majestic Phoenix in her natural habitat, teaching her bebe Shak the ancient art of German Cursing. As the bebe Shak repeats the curse words fluently, different thoughts come to the mama bird: "Should I really be doing this to Gura?" "My god she's still cute" "I wonder what Calli is doing right now.."

[@RegularGuy501]

Gura sounds like that one kid who just heard new words and repeating it in front of their parents without knowing the actual meaning

[@Juay_deRito]

Kiara: "Let's teach you german" Gura: *Turns everything into a swear* Kaira: "Wait, no. not like that"

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Gura would be the type to think she's whispering in the back of the class when she's in the front of the class. Also that she's the ONLY person in class.

[@Faunana]

Gura is definitely the type of person to be homeschooled

[@DexusCh]

"are you laughing cause a Faq?" Gura: Maybe...

[@far4955]

1:49 can confirm saying swear words in another language feels more “easier/casual” compared to your Native language XD

[@jibeeeee]

The way she giggles and goes "hehehe, fach" is too smug for a wholesome shark.

[@Julian-hh1db]

(1:52) If anyone is wondering, I think Kiara thought she said "Fi*k mich", which means "faq me"

[@eiraeirazchsen]

Goorah : f**h dich Kiara : _WHEEZE_

[@物理攻擊請物理我]

Gura: I'll keep swearing, and you guys can't stop me.

[@Onionbr0]

That whole stream is comedy gold.

[@kevgg1959]

Kiara be like: "not funi didnt laf"

[@maxaguayo3121]

2:21 gura hitting the wombo combo

[@heraldyaxelevi8132]

Kiara: *Explaining german* Gura: Hehe, faq.

[@unko2420]

Miko has entered the chat: 👌

[@cynicade]

Gooruh once again using the "You can't be mad at me. I'm cute!" defense as a sword and shield. The fact that she isn't wrong makes it all the greater. haha

[@sparg_mm]

The most simple and common words in German can always be misinterpreted. I find it... Beautiful

[@Shamwowters]

These "Kiara teaches Gura X" streams are peak content

[@fallenangelaz4085]

As someone who can only speak English fluently when she was explaining “messy” I immediately went “ahhh yes workers of the night” then gura said “like me” and I couldn’t stop laughing

[@miach8827]

2:21 Gura: shows years of training with Kiara Kiara: *I done messed up*

[@GeFlixes]

2:39 I felt that "No" to the bottom of the dark abyss that's my soul.

[@Asiha-Chan]

I learned more German from this... That should do for the German lesson this week

[@PoisonFuri]

The way Gura asks her mother Kiara to make schnitzel for her is adorable :3

[@Azamu_]

Kiara teaches her daughter some swear words... She’s one heck of a mother and a teacher for sure.👌😂

[@KishyTheFishy52]

Remember FAQ means love told by the Elite Miko

[@trigun01414]

really reminds me of miko 🤣

[@datemasamune2904]

Kiara trying her hardest not to corrupt Gura into herself. XD

[@Mysticfateee]

Oh god Gura learning German is so adorable... she's becoming too powerful

[@maragazh9993]

Something to note, in English, fuck almost never refers to the actual meaning of fuck. In German, fuck almost always means what it means.

[@SonicFan3642]

0:59 Kiara says “Gura” in an almost ASMR-like tone

[@jelleluyten5017]

Yagoo: they're idols! *Phoenix teaching shark German swears*

[@th3stainedrose]

Never knew I needed a Gura *Wah*

[@THExRISER]

1:20 I feel you Kiara, I never swear in my native language either, but somehow I'm such a potty mouth in English.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

English is my native language and I swear like a sailor, and when I learn a new language I gravitate towards the swear words.

[@TheIrrelevantYT]

Kiara: "I'll make you into my schnitzel" (in German) Germany: *SUICIDE RATES DROP TO 0%*

[@danielscheuer939]

I feel like kiara is just teaching gura to swear in a different language

[@Mat69420k]

When she said "Fick dich" I don't felt that, it would be weird...

[@alvinadelino3855]

When you teach a friend your language, the first thing you teach is the swear words, of course

[@Bluinkus]

Like teaching a child curse words

[@14dcook]

Kiara: “accidentally “ corrupting the cinnamon roll Calli: proud dad of the smol shark

[@-----REDACTED-----]

On today’s menu: Guraschnitzel

[@cherryrook8684]

Mhh chewy

[@tako_shop]

i just know enma was freaking out the whole stream lmao

[@yuumiyuki]

Gura: has trouble learning 2x2 Also Gura: *GERMAN CUSSING EXPERT MODE*

[@shpat7726]

"I'll make you into my schnitzel" V O R E

[@kawatika]

I can still remember a time when Gura went the extra mile to avoid swearing. Ah, they do grow up so fast. 😊

[@El_Leviatan]

Kiara: Don't make fun of my language Gura Gura: hehe fak

[@shadowman7307]

Stop corrupting the little shork, Kiara! :D

[@fwenrir]

0:32 gura was like "sorry i tried my best to hold it in lol"

[@jimmymcmillan236]

Kiara/Gura: I'll make you in to my schnitzel. The tiger tank: Hey, cut ZAT SHITZER OUT

[@Djangles_LeVaughn]

Gura will be fluent in all languages on the elite way of saying "I love you". *_That or the first thing you say to some leatherman in a jabroni outfit!_*

[@PaizuriClimax]

Welp, gonna save this to my "language learning" playlist...

[@omnomnorm5915]

2:01 WAH

[@donnyboi7033]

When your little brother hears you curse.1:36

[@wessltov]

Kiara: *Corrupts thhe child* Also Kiara: *Regret*

[@mori4532]

Gura has this blank stare to her that makes anything she says just so funny and cute

[@mayukich.1379]

2:20 She combined all the important words in german. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Exeedra]

Kiara has officially given Gura too much power.

[@CommetG]

Ah a glimpse back 9000 years ago to a certain goblin we once called.....friend....

[@Green-tt9cx]

Gura: FAQ Kiara: *Visible confusion*

[@solbradguy7628]

Gura saying "fich dich schlampe" sounded like it hurt Kiara physically

[@AlbertScoot]

I like how Gura just took the chance to let her inner shark out, you think this scares me?

[@seido7586]

Gura is like that one naughty kid but still loved by everyone...

[@thomasdalrymple2277]

The fact that the words that kiera is teaching are sticking with me more than my Japanese classes throughout my years in school is brillant

[@GrumpyGiratina]

Gura becomes to a Shark Steak and Kiara a Chicken Schnitzel.

[@arizonaranger921]

Kiara: Stop swearing! Gura: *I'm gonna make a supersonic woman out of you!!*

[@TheDendran]

Gura saying "fick dich" like a cute little Gartenzwerg

[@stephenmahilum4770]

2:21 that one's my favorite lol

[@sukkrad7797]

Gura got no chill this stream lmao

[@TheBearOfSpades]

Did someone say SCHNITZEL!? FUCK YEAH!

[@umbaupause]

This brings back memories of "Schlampenküche" if anyone remembers that collab.

[@yumri4]

schnitzel is just their word for a certain kind of candy. Not just cookies. Think of not fancy candy.

[@arbalechtssrb9428]

I hope this was impromptu. But even if it wasn't, it's still pretty cute.

[@jonathandumagat7038]

0:32 awww that kyut naughty "haha"

[@JPStarto]

The feeling you get when teaching your kid and she learns bad words

[@flamesfireblazetheoneinfir682]

I like how kiara says faq out loud As if it’s not a swear word 0:10

[@runhuama1999]

The fact that she can string those words together

[@lordpathos9615]

when Gura calls F. U. in 1:40 min. then Gura sounds like a little kid running around happily saying F. U. XDXDXD Gura ist sooooo cute :3

[@nanja7773]

Kiara is too wholesome and pure for us, ma kokoro DX

[@tiktaalik7160]

Gura barely audible: He he faq Kiara glaring over her: WHY R YOU LAUGHING?

[@cise3895]

Bruh my dumb ass thought that Kiara’s favorite color was something called “Meine Lieblingstarbe ist.” I need some sleep