Gustav can ride fast

[@stephanieg9089]

“You suck Gustav, you can’t ride fast!” The delivery of this line kills me every time.

[@malbecks316]

WHAT THE FU DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

[@cynoflads]

@@malbecks316 FU THE RACE STARTS NOW

[@butdoesitscrub3457]

Lol same

[@joshwa2206]

Me too. It's the best part.

[@phero2]

also the sound of the bike as he gets off it

[@OrochiShiki]

"How do you beat a man on drugs if you not on drugs?" - JuJu Peppi

[@Shintigercurl]

Wait. Did you just admit to being in drugs?

[@Cybrix]

@@Shintigercurl 👀

[@22neohenry]

Did I beat him?

[@MikeRiderOOO]

DAMN IT ORLANDO! YOU HAD ONE JOB TO DO!

[@KidFury27]

With that earring I was sure it was Marco Pantani with a bad wig. 😂😂😂 That guy knew his way around some drugs.

[@MrChiko08]

This is John Cena's best role of his career.. Lol 😂😂🤣🤣

[@HABO2210]

Imagine racing against that guy. How do you beat a guy on drugs if you're not on drugs??

[@thevoid99]

agreed.

[@rizkyanandita8227]

@@HABO2210 So are you on drugs?

[@macewbee]

Lol

[@alcebiadesliz]

It's the funniest thing I've seen in my life! Ahhaahhahahahahahahahaha

[@chrisdallaire4457]

The screaming while he’s riding f*cking kills me 🤣🤣

[@Maniac536]

If I ever meet John cena I will ask him if he can ride fast

[@Mmxxaamm]

But how can you even know if you are in front of John Cena?

[@andrewhunt1328]

You'll feel an attitude adjustment outta nowhere lol

[@hardcoreking52]

You're gonna learn the original name of his finisher.

[@ManicSV3]

I met him and I missed my chance😢

[@partyboyplays3687]

Then he will send you to China.

[@siramiel8365]

Just because I have cheetah blood In me, doesn't make me a cheater

[@rizkyanandita8227]

I'm sorry what did you say?

[@martinleborgne-peres9228]

so are you a cheetah or a cheater ? your accent is very disturbing !

[@ProtoMarcus]

_''TOMORROW I will ride incredibly fast [...] - The race starts NOW!''_ I feel this joke is super underappreciated ahahaha

[@thebloodywolf]

0:18 the way he says it 😂😂

[@MilkDrinker218]

“Fack you! Next question.”

[@kiyaleelevyrunaya9495]

This mockumentary is one of the best

[@Ollie24JS]

Orlando Bloom at the end 😂

[@hardcoreking52]

I didn't recognize him. Probably because of the drugs.

[@deseanashby]

“WHAT’S CONFUSING, THE WAY I SAY CHEETAH OR THE WAY I SAY CHEETAH??”

[@MrMrx123456789]

JUST BECAUSE I CHEETAH BLOOD IN ME DOES NOT MAKE ME A CHEATAH!!!!!!!

[@Wubsy96]

You cannot see John Cena because he can ride incredibly fast.

[@manniefaces]

His name is Gustov

[@Wubsy96]

@@manniefaces **shoves face through poster** "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!"

[@bakeconn]

How would you know it’s john cena if you cant see him? Dude that’s Gustav

[@flexoffender5997]

We've managed to solve this mystery finally.

[@hardcoreking52]

He is a cheetah.

[@scorpiohurley6786]

John Cena already scary ... but a John Cena with veins popping and speeding up behind you on a bicycle .. 😱

[@Onedepressedgamer]

Terror incarnate

[@elgamerpenca]

0:30 I just can't stop laughing at the epic music and Gustav screaming.

[@Subihabsfan]

Honestly this deserves more attention and views! This was too hilarious. Cena did a great job lol 😂😂😂

[@cmiguel1321]

One of the Greatest Documentary moments of all time 👍

[@roguesample]

This clip is literally the reason I watched this movie - so glad I found it

[@123654789miguelmc]

Same! Immediately after 😂

[@christopherrouse6355]

Wtf! This JUST appeared in my feed. Why have I never seen this? I'm dying

[@eserenson]

I can't believe I existed for years not knowing this movie was made. This whole movie was HYSTERICAL

[@proctorritter5176]

Gustav: “I will race fast tomorrow!” Also Gustav literally 2 seconds later: “The race starts NOW!” 😂

[@ednowlin1125]

So I guess you could say, with his declaration of the race beginning immediately, that THE TIME IS NOW

[@rileymcphee9429]

The fact he was able to take a press conference in the middle of the race and pick it back up without losing any time tells me they were not, in fact, riding fast.

[@Requiredfields2]

I hope you are joking and understand what a stage race is. :)

[@chrisledbetter9278]

Stages?

[@rayakroc]

​@@Requiredfields2 Certified joke ruiner. 😥

[@dvk1627]

@@rayakroc Joke is ruined in the egg if you don't have attention of a fish, 00:23 "Tomorrow" ...

[@rileymcphee9429]

Jesus Christ, it was a fuckin joke. Y'all need to get a life of you're really that serious over a video like this.

[@PrivateSmiles]

00:32 When coronavirus quarantine has ended and your favorite restaurant just opened up again.

[@DoppelBro]

more like.. and you girl sends u the "i'm alone.." text after so long

[@rowantheboatadair]

“I will now field questions” is delivered beautifully

[@agalgonzalez]

The voice of Gustav's unseen critic is so bizarre and such a perfect foil to John Cena's voice, size and rage!

[@mrjikes60]

As a fan of both pro cycling and WWE circa 2000, this sketch is way too funny!

[@adamsvensson2035]

It is a movie, not a sketch

[@FilmandComicsSanctuary]

So there's more than one of us?

[@melvinjoseph3166]

😂.. he sounds like an anime dub

[@MrMrx123456789]

Melvin Joseph XD

[@xRoofkoreanx]

John Cena and Orlando Bloom, what even is happening.

[@mattmansarizona8868]

(Somehow sees John Cena) "Can you ride fast?" "FU*K YOU!"

[@Vesperitis]

How has it taken me this long to realize that blonde John Cena looks very much like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@MrHcharles]

And Matt Damon

[@AW-jy4bt]

Arnold and Ernest P Worrell. Potent mix

[@mr.chilll5179]

Heath ledger

[@TheZombiesReanimated]

He rode so fast... I couldn't see him.

[@Goonerboy-mz1ey]

He looks like Oliver Kahn the old Germany goalkeeper.

[@jimpatrickvasquezpena9491]

John scharwzenegger Arnold Cena

[@HABO2210]

0:34 AAAAARGHHH

[@tylerhood1217]

The level of commitment in this guy is fucking unreal and i love it

[@AW-jy4bt]

He should have been Gustav his whole WWE career.

[@JunkPhubeta]

Hey yeah John! Are you strong? F*** you! Next question? Yeah, are you strong? F*** you! Tomorrow I will show you I am incredibly strong! The match, starts now!

[@hardcoreking52]

​@@JunkPhubeta*proceeds to FU someone through a table*

[@Brandazzo22]

"I took that personal. You don't think I can go fast? Okay fine. Imma show that I can....STARTING NOWWWW!! ROARRRR"

[@SamHaugen]

The size he is on the bicycle is comedy, alone. So incredibly funny.

[@zomgwtfrank]

...having cheetah blood doesnt make me a cheatah

[@deseanashby]

Very confusing with your accent

[@PoloLoiTamin]

@@deseanashby what you have problem with?? The way I say cheetah or the way I say cheet'ah?

[@thesnakeman8006]

There's nothing more odd nor stranger than john cena saying fuck you in a mediocre Austrian (I'm assuming) accent

[@failurexd3954]

they literally uploaded part 7 YEARS LATER?!??!

[@ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785]

There is something hilariously unhinged about John Cena on a comparatively tiny road bike.

[@andremattsson6270]

I can't stop watching this clip

[@gustavouzcategui9277]

0:08 when you tell john cena sucks!!

[@SlayerJacobCass]

WHAT THA FACK DID YOU SAY TO ME

[@Josh_Was_Here]

Now that's a crazy picture, a floating exploding Champagne bottle.

[@Dmand18729]

I could sit through a whole movie on this character alone.

[@MrMrx123456789]

How do you beat a man on drugs if you're not on drugs?! 1:02

[@MrImastinker]

Wait, did you just admit to being on drugs?

[@MrMrx123456789]

°_° .........

[@MrMrx123456789]

O_o ....

[@ajejebrazov2]

Props to John Cena for doing the most unnatural thing for him: cardio

[@dustintapp5230]

It's crazy how funny John Cena ended up being after watching The Marine back in the day. That and his work with the make a wish foundation make it hard not to love Cena. Never would have seen his acting career and peacemaker coming 12 years ago tho

[@GoodAvatar-ut5pq]

He is SO *GOOD* as Peacemaker. It's *his role* now. Kinda like Peter Dinklage with Tyrion on Game of Thrones. Like, Peter Dinklage and John Cena won, okay? They just won.

[@TheMexicanStaringFrogofSouther]

Solar Storm - Terry Devine-King

[@jamilahmonroe6487]

Can you ride fast?

[@MrMrx123456789]

Are you a fast rider?

[@swan4568]

FUCK YOU!

[@picks_1993]

0:22

[@louiscarmelotan]

0:46 "I do not know what has gotten into this guy... I know, we all know...😁😆😅🤣😂

[@ulysses_grant]

If one day they put a movie about Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Cena MUST play him.

[@YKTVRAY]

Needed this John Cena in the Fast and Furious movies 😂😂

[@orboflightning]

Omg Orlando Bloom too 🤣

[@CYB3R2K]

He looks like Lance Armstrong on steroids lol... Oh wait

[@agalgonzalez]

The press Q&A scene is hilarious!

[@picks_1993]

“WTF DID YOU SAY TO ME?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@duncanoid4336]

I love how aggresively he responds to the one question haha must the PEDs 🤣

[@danielthemaniel7934]

second greatest scene in film history. Behind the epic cataclysmic battle scene between Gustav and Dolchy

[@Brandazzo22]

When I am the only one in the McDonald's kitchen and hear the girls up front making fun of my speed lol

[@TheShinoonihs]

John Cena Best role Peacemaker ❌ Gustav ✅

[@hollywooddemon1]

This is a good cena performance

[@bobdrooples]

Jan Ulrich was unstoppable that day.

[@ChosenChalice420]

He look like Ahnold get to da choppaaaah!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@kolpik3708]

Screaming angrily while riding fast looks very therapeutic. I might just try that out next time I'm feeling anxious.

[@thegrind5273]

Why am I barely seeing this?! This should have been more publicized lol

[@stevej4437]

The thumbnail had him foaming from the mouth but you cut it from the video? That was the best part

[@arturodelrio6369]

Its pretty funny to see this man on a race bike 😂

[@noeanderson9083]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!

[@kimbo1521]

He rode so fast, nobody can see him.

[@agalgonzalez]

This is the best new comedy since the COVID-19 epidemic.

[@AnakinSkywalker9ABY]

RUTHLESS AGRESSION!

[@gamersideshowtom2084]

he needs to get off the Fruity Pebbles LOL

[@criz5991]

WWE has changed since i use to watch...damn

[@drill_fiend1097]

He's the guy who KOMs every new Strava segment that pops up.

[@kirilmihaylov1664]

Mick Jagger on steroids.

[@King_Ears]

If only they rode along screaming like mad in real life 😂

[@boalollal242]

His accent is so good.

[@issasairany8030]

Watch this at 1.25 speed lol.

[@wakeupdhruvv]

if u close your eyes from 0:10 - 0:16 it sounds like niki lauda

[@MrMrx123456789]

Just because I have Cheetah blood, does not mean I am a cheatah!

[@hardcoreking52]

Are you saying you're a cheetah or a cheater?

[@tedcruzinusa]

Dominic West is so dedicated to get that big for such a small role.

[@Evan_Makeba]

Ahhhh ‘Tour de Pharmacy’. I forgot about you…

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

Everything is funnier when said by a musclebound man with a Westphalian accent, it's science.

[@dw6nvf]

John Cena became the living meme of Schwarzenegger from 15 years ago

[@edar-dna4849]

Thought this was gonna be another balenciaga ad

[@brck03_08]

"But the slow riding came to an end when an rowdy fan awoke an sleeping giant." "YOU SUCK GUSTAV! YOU CAN'T RIDE FAST!" "WHAT THE √π∆¢ DID YOU SAY TO ME" 💀💀💀

[@ColinPoole]

Did not realize that was Orlando Bloom lol

[@WillyDIreland]

What a funny fucking film

[@joshbarbone189]

looks like a circus bear on a tricycle

[@jtom68]

The screaming just puts it over the top lol

[@flytamers7957]

Firstly I thought it's Oliver Kahn

[@PlasticCant]

Who knew I would get such a kick out of John Cena yelling “fuck you?”

[@phero2]

He looks so incredibly silly on that bike

[@Hacktendo64]

Cena cursing doesnt feel right lol

[@joetie7516]

Eh use to it since Peacemaker

[@WolfgangJonsey666]

0:18

[@WolfgangJonsey666]

0:22

[@KidFury27]

Looks like a true track sprinter to me.... 🤷🏼‍♂️😅😳🤞🏼

[@kenthecat4769]

What the hell is this? This is incredible 😂

[@Ojthemighty]

Looks like its from tour de pharmacy

[@davidparr4636]

He went on to break through the finish line in record time and would then go on to annex Poland on his bicycle.

[@diggervegetaful]

Mad respect for the mm battle network pic.

[@Bubbles_69921]

Can't believe Gustav it's just a flying wig, shirt, and tights.

[@Jonasgp123]

"Gustav, when will you wear wigs?"